By Dr. Susan Block.

Oh, what a show! An island of pleasure, communion and orgiastic reunion arises in a worldwide sea of terror, confusion and ecocidal delusion.

Yes indeed, Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners, it’s another amazing, erotic, exotic, orgasmic, orgiastic, kinky, cocky, antiwar, socialistic, sapiosexual and rather sensational Bonoboville Bacchanal… just like old times, but different.

Bonoboville Reunion 2022. Video Frame: Gideon Grayson

If you’ve been following along through our Bedside Chats of the Coronapocalypse and F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich), you know that The Dr. Susan Block Show hasn’t broadcast live with in-person guests in over two years. We missed our Bonobo Gang terribly, but with Covid still circulating in all its different variants, despite so many of our fellow humans merrily ripping off our masks and wishing it away, we had no imminent plans to join in.

Then Vice TV rang, inquiring if they could make a documentary about us as “Legends” in LA and around the world. They were excited to learn more about our 30-year marriage, our groundbreaking and remarkably effective phone sex therapy system, bonobos and The Bonobo Way, our “Make Kink Not War” politics, the Erotic Theater of the Mind and the real-life, unscripted, human-powered, sex magic that happens when we come together to mind-play and body-pray in the Womb Room sanctuary of the little Love Church of the Bonobo Way in the village of Bonoboville.

We almost declined, especially to putting on a big in-person show in between the relentless waves of Covid variants. Unlike so many of our friends desperate to get back to the “grustle” (the grind/hustle, as dramatically defined by Ikkor)—some for good reason, others just stir-crazy—we were still “physical distancing” (this was February of 2022).

Masked up for Vice.

But when the Vice crew stepped up to provide pre-show on-site Covid testing, how could we say no to the sure-to-be boundless bonoboësque joy of reuniting with so many old friends and lovers we hadn’t seen or touched in over two years?

So, we did it. Yes, we did it! At the climax of an interview-packed weekend with the Vice TV crew—four very nice guys who introduce themselves as “flies on the wall” of Bonoboville, but more closely resembled bees invading an apple orchard (more about that later)—we put on a show.

And oh, what a show! Watch it above or below. The Vice documentary isn’t out, as of this writing, but it will be any day (we think). In the meantime, there’s our show, which is (no offense, Vice) probably a lot better, because it’s not corporate and it’s uncensored.

The Dommes have arrived. Photo: Jux Lii

Though there’s no way we could get all of our favorite bonobo sapiens here at once, quite a few make it to this auspicious delicious boobalicious reunion. Some of our illustrious guests (more or less in order of appearance) include:

• Daniele Watts & Rawkstar Chef BeLive: Our “Most Bonobo” SUZY award-winning couple, stars of our Splosh ‘n’ Art edition of the Speakeasy Journal, fly into Bonoboville (literally) all the way from Atlanta, and are probably the most active guests of the evening—though with this dynamic star-studded gathering, that’s a tough call. Raised in the Seventh Day Adventist Church, they strip down to the primeval state of Adam and Eve. Later, Daniele wraps her nakedness in my feather boas and then opens them up to give me the gift of her menstrual blood straight from her womb in my Womb Room. Wow! Responding to her needs, bonobo-romantic BeLive offers up Spring flowers from the Bonoboville Gardens for his lady love (chosen name: “DaLove”) to water with her red-wings. It’s a bit provocative, but very ecosexual, and just right for these times when fascist forces bear down on women’s wombs, threatening to turn all pregnant people into “forced breeding” slaves. Always up for a new adventure, Daniele rides the Motorbunny to great heights of horse-powered ecstasy, and the two bonobo lovebirds dance naked through the night.

Daniele, Belive, Amor and Onyx get the party started! Photo: Jux Lii

• Amor Hilton: Our “Most Adorable” SUZY-award-winning “Baby Block,” is cute, passionate and seductive as ever… though her beautiful boobs have grown, which we notice when she presents them as The Altar for Bonoboville Communion and Waterboarding, Bonobo-Style. She also ardently and definitively declares Max and me to have the “greatest relationship ever”—which is a little embarrassing, but I’d have to agree.
• Sally Mullins: My favorite Cougar Comedienne is, of course, also a porn star (Jamie Foster), and she was my last in-person guest (impersonating fellow Cougar Liz Warren) before the Coronapocalypse, and two years later, she’s sexier and funnier than ever. Plus, she’s an animal rescuer (#GoBonobos!) and brings her human doggie, Man-Pet, who does some impressive tricks. Release your inner animal!
• Mistress Mina Nietsche De Sade: One of LA’s finest FemDoms, a self-described “Hyper-Dominant,” Mistress Mina performs a commanding Bonoboville Communion with Amor as The Altar, opines on the nature of kink, BDSM and Daniele’s blood “sacrifice,” and shackles her Mistressing Mentee, Nova, to the St. Andrew’s Cross, spanking her bare ass with her long wooden paddle emblazoned with the words “Attitude Adjustment.”
• Kacy TGirl: Our “Most Congenial Sex Worker” SUZY winner provides one of the most poignant moments in the show when she testifies to the tremendous threats that trans kids currently face in Florida and beyond. We also address the politically incorrect nature of her chosen professional name of “TGirl.” Elegantly attired and with the poise of a prima ballerina, Kacy strips down to a classic lingerie ensemble as Mistress Mina narrates as if DrSuzy.Tv is Fashion TV.
• Onyx Muse: This real-life muse to erotic artists everywhere used her pandemic time to develop her teasing talents, make “content,” sculpt her buns to worship-worthy perfection, get “new boobs” (I’m not sure how I feel about that), move to Vegas AND have a baby. Now that’s an impressive personal Coronapocalypse. We also talk about the ongoing pandemic of internet censorship (she was censored for a ball gag), and how dumb bots are droning some of the world’s finest voices of peace and sex-positivity.
• Shannon Coronado: One of the sexiest women ever, we’ve known statuesque Shannon since 2009 when she was our bartender. Now she’s the proud mom of two kids. What’s her secret to her strikingly toned post-natal body? Working out on her “Jungle Gym,” aka Gavin, the good friend who became a great lover–like Max and me! Yes indeed, trust plus lust is a winning combination.
• Rhiannon Aarons: Our “Most Well-Rounded Kinkster” six-time SUZY award-winner, Rhiannon has gotten a bit rounder over the pandemic, and all for the better—and boobier—especially when it comes to serving as my Altar for Bonoboville Communion, which she does, beautifully. She’s also well-rounded in other ways, teaching college art and making a film called “Red Wings” (there’s that blood theme again), plus she rocks a bullwhip on Sally’s Man-Pet’s submissive ass.

Rhiannon helps to release our Coronapocalyptic tensions by bullwhipping Sally’s Man-Pet. Photo: Jux Lii

• Coralyn Jewel: Though it’s her virgin appearance on DrSuzy.Tv, Coralyn is one of our most popular therapists at the Dr. Susan Block Institute, and she shares how working as a therapist with us has transformed her life for the better. She’s also an author, podcaster and a swing party host working toward her Ph.D.
• Mistress Erikka Rijks: Describing herself as “the quirkiest motherfucker here,” Mistress Erikka talks about the frustrations—sexual and otherwise—of the Coronapocalypse in a no-bullshit way that has everyone nodding. She also oozes eroticism in a lingerie ensemble and fur coat. It’s a gift, so I feel it’s okay to touch and enjoy… mmmmm—sensual!
• Ikkor the Wolf: The Dr. Susan Block Show is a cross between a deep, far-ranging talk show and a kinky play party, and Ikkor always gets the party started, or at least keeps it going, with his amazing beats (and pecs!). When technical difficulties prevent us from playing his tracks, Ikkor doesn’t pout; he just sings a capella. Featured in “Petey Wheatstraw: the Devil’s Son-in-Law,”one of the legendary Dolamite movies his Dad directed, he’s proud to say nothing can stop his “grustle” (the grind and the hustle); not even the Coronapocalypse.

Ikkor raps “She Bad” as Mistress Mina spanks Nova on the St. Andrews Cross and DaLove rides the Motorbunny. Photo: Jux Lii

Besides the official featured guests on or around the Broadcast Bed, there are some very interesting luminaries in our studio audience who sometimes find themselves in the show. These include…

• Abby Martin: One of the most brilliant political commentators on the airwaves, Abby is also a fantastic visual artist and a new mom. Unlike so many other leftist thinkers, Abby is refreshingly sex-positive and unafraid to rock a miniskirt. Max gives her a seat of honor removed from the crowd, but still accessible to fans. Check out my 2015 interview with Abby, as well as her new documentary Gaza Fights for Freedom.
• Mike Prysner: Abby’s partner in peace, love and revolution and a veteran of America’s wars in Iraq, Mike is the winner of the 2021 SUZY award for “Most Bonobo Protest” for his amazing, inspirational disruption of American War Criminal George W. Bush’s talk, demanding he apologize for his lies that killed his friends and a million Iraqis. Bush’s recent Freudian Slip just underlines the point: “The decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean of Ukraine.”
• Luzer Twersky: Our “Funniest Fundamentalist Refugee” hangs around the bar area. Catch him on a dozen different Tv shows and, most recently, FDR’s Ukraine Love Train, holding forth on his passion for Ukraine and experiences playing the Baal Shem Tov (actually his Ukrainian-Jewish ancestor!) in a Ukrainian film called “Dovbush” that will either be a huge hit or the next victim of Putin’s bombs.
• John Barrymore : Bonoboville is pretty unHollywood, and yet Hollywood royalty lurks between the erotic art pieces in the colorful Shakespearean form of John Barrymore III of the illustrious thespian Barrymore clan. Hi Drew!
• Stan Kent & Cyn Yen: Though they miss show night, these stylish lovebirds join us for dinner, conversation and bondage cross titillation the night before. Excellent erotic writer Stan and the sultry Cyn are always a pleasure to entertain… and be entertained by.

With Capt’n Max, Cyn & Stan Kent + Coralyn Jewel.

• Chico: With all the people, cameras and noisy beats, our usually super-friendly Pomerania-Spitz Power Puppy spends most of the weekend cowering under my long robes in the wardrobe, but he occasionally makes an appearance to charm whatever human is nearby into giving him a forbidden treat.
• Like another one of our special guests, the ghost of “Marilyn” (a painting by John Christian) hangs over the Womb Room, an angel watching over us. “Marilyn” (my middle name) is the American sex worker’s true Jesus. She embodies our dreams and she died for our sins, though her ethereal smile seems to whisper, “Sin! And sin some more…”
• Vice TV: The boys from Vice, those documentarian “flies on the wall,” wind up being characters in our movie. Well, extras. See if you can tell Zach from Justin from Gene from Will. More about all of them later.
• The Bonoboville Crew: This show and the whole weekend wouldn’t be possible without the Bonoboville Crew and Susan Block Institute staff: our general manager Harry Sapien; technical director Unscene Abe; culinary director Ana Quintana; chief videographer/editor Mar Sorell; first cameraman/editor Gideon Grayson; guest coordinator/editor Adriana; hostess/editor Crysta; graphic designer Howard; chief construction engineer Miguel; Director of Canine Affairs Chico; and some folks so “behind-the-scenes” we can’t even name them. Suffice to say that they all helped to make this an unforgettable, Bacchanalian reunion… only in Bonoboville!

It’s two months later, and I still can’t believe we did it. Seriously, Brothers and Sisters, if we didn’t have the video, I’d say it was a dream. A mirage. Fake news. But it was and is as real as the pixels it’s now made of, as real as our faulty memories and biased points of view, as real as your pleasure is in watching it.

Make Kink Not War: Be Bonobo! Live by the sword, die by the sword. Live by the vibrator, live a little longer…

Addendum

Thank Goddess the Vice TV crew Covid-tested everyone, so nobody caught Coronavirus or any of its variants. However, some of our lovely guests did have sniffles and coughs, and as they hugged and kissed me (I tried to “turn the other cheek,” but alas, I am not Jesus…), their super-friendly little germs invited themselves to an orgy in my lungs, and the next thing I knew I was in Kaiser (the People’s Hospital!) with pneumonia.

In Kaiser, sucking on a nebulizer instead of something nicer.

Prognosis: I will survive!

Stay away from the snifflers, Brothers and Sisters, and when you’re out and about, keep your masks on and your guns in the closet. 

As the Drums of War beat louder—at home (in schools, supermarkets and massage parlors) and abroad (teetering on the brink of climate-chaotic summer and/or nuclear winter)—all of it wreaking ammosexual havoc with our psyches… remember: it’s better to beat your meat than a war drum!

And let your kink flag fly!

And never forget your friends. We’re so blessed to have been able to have this orgiastic fantastic reunion with ours.

P.S. I have no idea when Vice will air their documentary about us which will include parts of this amazing show, as well as interviews, phone sex therapy, yoga and more, so stay tuned!

“Bonoboville Reunion” Photo Gallery
PHOTOGRAPHERS: JUX LII, LUIS MENDEL, RENZI, UNSCENE ABE

Pre-Show Interviews & Activities with VICE TV Photo Gallery

“Bonoboville Reunion” Transcript

Dr. SUZY
Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners… Artists and Exhibitionists, Voyeurs and Connoisseurs… Porn Stars and Protesters, FemDoms and Sissies…. All you Children of Sex! And we are all Children of Sex with a capital X. Can I get an Amen?

GROUP
Amen!

Dr. SUZY
Can I get an Awomen?

GROUP
Awomen!

Dr. SUZY
Yes indeed, Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners. We may or may not be Children of God. We may or may not be Children of Jesus of Allah, of Buddha, of Brahma Rama Dama, of the Great Scientology Thetan Overlords… Or perhaps the Qanonsensical Wizard Behind the Curtain. We don’t know.

But one thing we do know is that we are all Children of Sex. Give me another Amen for that.

GROUP
Amen.

Dr. SUZY
And another Awomen.

GROUP
Awomen!

Dr. SUZY
And A-Everybody else, ’cause we are multitudes…

GROUP
Woohoo! A-Everybody!

Dr. SUZY
I am the Irreverend Dr. Susan Block, your Mistress of the Airwaves, your Mother Confessor, your daughter of the American Revelation, Your Horny Housewife, your Sexy Lefty Antiwar Mama, your Bonobo Lady, and your friend… I mean I try to be your friend. I think that’s the most important thing, to be a friend.

And sometimes I’m your therapist. You gotta pay for that though.

GROUP
Right. Exactly. Yeah, yeah.

Dr. SUZY
And I am so excited to have all these Bonobo Sapiens back in Bonoboville!  Whoa, let’s give ourselves a hand.

GROUP
[Applause.]

Dr. SUZY
And we’re all COVID tested so you can give somebody else a hand too.

GROUP
[Laughter.]

Dr. SUZY
It’s just amazing to see all these familiar faces with a few more lines of revelation and revolution and evolution.

Wow, and it’s beautiful to see, though some people look younger because I guess they’ve gotten a Putin supply of Botox.

GROUP
[Laughter.]

Dr. SUZY
It’s great to have you all back. I’m a little nervous, I have to admit, because I try to be honest. It’s just that, like many of you, I have been in hibernation for two years. I’ve just been like interacting through devices and now, wow… FLESH! I love flesh. I’ve missed it! Though of course I’ve had some great flesh from Capt’n Max… where is he? Capt’n Max my husband of 30 years now. Captain Max?

We just celebrated our 30th wedding anniversary. 3

which is actually more like 60 because… Wait a second, I was going to say it feels more like 30 minutes than 30 years. And you’re saying it’s like 60 years? It’s not in the script.

MAX
60 years because we don’t go to work. We work together all the time.  We’re jobless. We have no jobs.

Dr. SUZY
No one will give us a job except individual people who need us for therapy. But yeah, we can’t get a corporate job because we say all kinds of stuff. The sex people get mad at us for our antiwar, leftist, socialist views and the leftist-socialist people often get freaked out by the sex.

So yes, nobody will give us a job, but a lot of people happen to like to talk to us. And you know you can do that for free on the show. And then if you’re going to do it in private, then you pay. Basically, your private therapy calls pay for this show. And wow, here we are again. I can’t wait to talk with you all.

We’re going to have some testimonials. I want you to testify, Brothers and Sisters.

MAX
I tried, I swear.

Dr. SUZY
We hear Daniele already. But first, I want to tell you where we are, but Daniele is doing Show and Tell.

Anyway, this is the Womb Room, Brothers and Sisters.

GROUP
[Applause.]

Dr. SUZY
That’s right, this is the Womb Room sanctuary at the Church of the Bonobo Way in the village of Bonoboville, in the midst of a sea of pain and war and disease and pollution, and anti-sex crap… just ammosexual slapping…. We only slap and spank consensually here in Bonoboville, here in the Womb Room…

But since this is the Womb Room, you can open up your wounds. Open up your heart. Open up your soul. Open your legs. And open your mind.

And who knows, maybe you’ll have a good time.

GROUP
[Applause.]

Dr. SUZY
I hope so.

I guess it’s all dependent on us, ’cause I can’t talk that much longer ’cause I’ve been talking all day to these outside filmmakers interviewing me about everything. They’re from VICE.

DANIELE WATTS
I have so much to say and yet all you can hear is my pussy!

Dr. SUZY
I guess I’m objectifying you, Daniele.

GROUP
[Laughter.]

Dr. SUZY
So, I’m going to ask you to testify because we are in the Church of the Bonobo Way. Though you don’t have to testify but I’m sure you’d like to and so you can do it on a microphone, or you can do it with your body. Daniele is currently testifying with her body.

And so, we’re going to testify which is the same route as test and Last Will and Testament. That’s right, that’s what they did in Bible times back before there was a Bible, they put their hands on their family jewels and they said Lord or Lady… Because you know, we ladies here. And then you testify to your truth! Say, like for instance, “I masturbate! And I am not ashamed…. And I did a lot of it over the pandemic.”

GROUP
[Laughter.]

Dr. SUZY
Whatever you want to confess, tell me how you have evolved or devolved. Tell me what you’re feeling about your sexuality, about the increasing sex negativity in the land, about your new boobs… If you’ve got ’em, pop ’em out. Or you pop out your pussy. If you want to show me or your dick… If you want to show me that.

Or you can testify about how the war is so depressing.

DANIELE WATTS
And I am just observing the dicks on your bed.

Dr. SUZY
Oh, the dicks on my bed. Yes, I have a lot of dicks on my bed.  What can I say? I like dicks.  I love phallic objects.

And so, I understand why some people like guns and missiles because they are sexy phallic objects. The problem is, they’re very dangerous. So, we should shoot the gun between our legs!

Meaning, we should channel our sexuality into sex, not guns.  And channel our politics into helping each other through these crazy times, into sharing resources, and into practicing the Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure and female empowerment and male well-being. Gotta take care of our boys! You know, like she is.

Take care of your guy. That’s right, we can’t just leave our guys out in the cold, or else #MeToo turns into #MePoo.

So, female empowerment, male well-being and sharing – a little socialism for the people.

And CARING – a little, you know Mama, Mama, Mama, love…

And oooh! Thank you for pinching me, Amor!

AMOR HILTON
Oh, Mama, Mama, Mama!

Dr. SUZY
So, you can holler if you would like to testify physically or verbally, and soon this will become a free-for-all but right now it isn’t.

MAX
And what about me? How much do they love me?

Dr. SUZY
And testify to how much you love Capt’n Max!  We know you do, but you can say it.

Is this microphone on? I haven’t done this in so long, I feel like a bear coming out of hibernation. Do you put it at your hand in the middle or at the bottom or at the top? Do you put it at your hand in the middle or at the bottom or at the top? Or should I suck it like this?

GROUP
[Laughter.]

Dr. SUZY
I mean, it’s big enough.

All right, so Daniele would you like to testify?

DANIELE WATTS
That sounds like a lot of pressure, Dr. Suzy.

Dr. SUZY
So now you can’t talk.

DANIELE WATTS
Can hear me? Can anyone hear me anymore?

Dr. SUZY
Daniele Watts, Brothers and Sisters!

Dr. SUZY
It’s good.

DANIELE WATTS
I was once in an Academy award-winning film and I’m now on a bed with my… sex therapist?

Dr. SUZY
It could be. Yes, I am.

DANIELE WATTS
OOOOOOooooohhhhhhhhh! Sexy!

Dr. SUZY
So how you been since I’ve seen you last?

DANIELE WATTS
I’ve been in Georgia! I’ve been living in my father’s house!

Dr. SUZY
Oh, I’m traumatized already.

DANIELE WATTS
Why do you think I have so much energy?

And I’m trying to speak on the microphone, but no one will turn it on.

Dr. SUZY
It’s on. It’s on. Release your energy!

DANIELE WATTS
Can you hear me? Do I need to get naked to make you hear me? Do I need to take my clothes off my head?

Dr. SUZY
You could.

DANIELE WATTS
Well, all right, I will!

Dr. SUZY
Oh wow, let’s have some applause, Brothers and Sisters for Daniele Watts!

GROUP
[Applause.]

Dr. SUZY
Such natural beautiful female pulchritude! I mean, she’s gorgeous.

DANIELE WATTS
I’m not even getting paid for this.

Dr. SUZY
Neither am I. I, in fact, I’m losing money… But I love it.

DANIELE WATTS
In fact, I’m losing much of my mind.

Apparently, according to anyone who knows anything, I’m ruining my life, giving my body away for free. But I think my body deserves to be free.

Dr. SUZY
I agree.

DANIELE WATTS
Wheeeeee! What do you guys think?

Dr. SUZY
I think you’re beautiful.

DANIELE WATTS
Whhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Dr. SUZY
Just don’t fall off the bed.

DANIELE WATTS
Oooooooooh!

Dr. SUZY
Yes? Brothers and sisters, we have a testimonial from Amor Hilton of the Hilton Family.

AMOR HILTON
It’s Amor Hilton. Uhm, so I’m just really glad to be here tonight. I mean these people are really goddamn hot and you know, this is my girlfriend over here, and this is my mom over here.

But regardless, I want to say who the fuck else excuse my language has such a beautiful relationship like these two have, Max and Dr. Suzy?

Dr. SUZY
She mentioned you, Max honey.

AMOR HILTON
Max and Dr. Suzy have this incredible fucking relationship. Again, excuse my language.

Dr. SUZY
Ha ha ha ha.

AMOR HILTON
They have the most incredible relationship that I have done seen in my entire fucking being.

Dr. SUZY
Well, a lot of it is due to fucking.

AMOR HILTON
I mean, like look at them. Are you kidding me? Would you not want a relationship like this where you are entitled to be who you are? A relationship where you can love who you are and have somebody who embraces that? Wow.

GROUP
[Applause.]

Dr. SUZY
Sing it, Sister Amor!

AMOR HILTON
And no matter what the fuck you do, they still love you.

Dr. SUZY
Awww… thank you, but that’s not entirely true. If you shot somebody, I wouldn’t love you anymore.

AMOR HILTON
That’s it. I love you mom and dad. Happy Anniversary!

Dr. SUZY
Also, if you’re in the military, I might love you a little less. Sometimes I understand ’cause people are broke, so they join the military. I mean sometimes I understand ’cause people are broke, but you know, I’m not an unconditional lover but you have never done anything to make me not love you.

So yeah, I love everybody in that way, even if you’re in the military. But if you want me to really love you, then you’ll be a Bonobo.

Yes, Amor?

AMOR HILTON
Who else has this kind of LOVE besides you and Max?

Dr. SUZY
Everybody has love.

DANIELE WATTS
I do! I have the love!

Dr. SUZY
Actually, she IS DaLove. Daniele DaLove Watts.

AMOR HILTON
No, I just say it, most especially when you can embrace and love somebody unconditionally, without a doubt, and love them like the way that Max does to Suzy and Suzy does to Max.

Dr. SUZY
Thank you, Baby Block.

AMOR HILTON
Dude, this is 100% love. No doubt about that.

Dr. SUZY
Thank you for your testimony.

AMOR HILTON
This is the real thing!!!

Dr. SUZY
Hahahah… You’re embarrassing me now.

So, speaking of blondes, here’s Sally…

SALLY MULLINS
Thank you, Dr. Suzy. I’m Sally Mullins. I’m a granny porn star and I’m a cat rescuer and I love dogs.

Dr. SUZY
Cat rescue? That’s very important.

SALLY MULLINS
I love dogs.

Dr. SUZY
You got a human dog right here.

SALLY MULLINS
I just want to say that Dr. Suzy has made me smarter. 

Dr. SUZY
Really?

SALLY MULLINS
And I was already pretty bright. You can ask my dog.  So, thank you for that.

Dr. SUZY
How did that affect your dating life? Did it make you more or less desirable to be smarter?

SALLY MULLINS
It made me give less of a fuck and spend more time with my animals.

Dr. SUZY
Good for you.

SALLY MULLINS
Thank you very much, Dr. Suzy.

Dr. SUZY
Well, you are fantastic Sally Mullins. You gotta check out Sally’s comedy and her porn. She does both. And she has a dog. A human doggie.

GROUP
[Applause.]

Dr. SUZY
And here is Mistress Mina DeSade Fatale.

MISTRESS MINA
Yay me! They call me Mina for short.

Dr. SUZY
Welcome back to Bonoboville.

MISTRESS MINA
It’s great to be back. Thank you! I love being on your show! This time, I’m not as hot as last time, so I feel like a worthy, appropriate outfit.

Dr. SUZY
Yes, it does get hot in here…

MISTRESS MINA
You have a great guest line-up today. I always love seeing new faces when I come down.

Dr. SUZY
Yes…

MISTRESS MINA
I do enjoy every time I’m here. There’s always like a good energy here. And there is always like lovely and really stimulating conversation.

Dr. SUZY
Oh yes.

MISTRESS MINA
But this year, in the past two years since the last time I got to enjoy my time with you, a lot of growth has happened. I’ve been training more.

Dr. SUZY
Training? Cross-training or Dom training?

MISTRESS MINA
Both! I even brought one of my mentees down here with me.

Dr. SUZY
Yes, you brought a mistress that’s submissive to you?

MISTRESS MINA
Of course, yes. I brought one of mine.

I feel like this: Everybody has different layers of themselves.

Dr. SUZY
Yes indeed.

MISTRESS MINA
I myself am a hyper dominant, so of course no one tops me. I top the world. But that doesn’t mean other dominant women can have their pain and fame as well.

Dr. SUZY
Hey, you know there’s all different permutations, but it is a beautiful thing to explore consensual kink because it safely channels your violent energy, and everyone does have violent energy.

MISTRESS MINA
Yes.

Dr. SUZY
We could all be warriors really. We could all enjoy ammosexuality. We could all get off on shooting guns. We could all get off on violence, but that’s dangerous!

MISTRESS MINA
Yes.

Dr. SUZY
So, in kink, you take that energy, and you control it with love and rules and protocol. But you do it with love and rules and protocol. Isn’t that what BDSM is?

MISTRESS MINA
Well, a great deal of it is, if you think about it. It’s like your daytime and your nighttime mixed together.

Dr. SUZY
Mixed together, yes indeed! See, I have this fantasy that a hot Dominatrix – sometimes it’s me in the fantasy and sometimes it’s you – goes in with a bottle of Botox and a really nice rope and gives it to Putin and then ties him up, and then stops the war.

See you don’t have to kill him necessarily. All you have to do Is get access to this guy who’s been at the end of a long table not touching anybody and give him some love and kinky sex.

AMOR HILTON
Nobody wants to touch him!

Dr. SUZY
Well, somebody should! Then, when you’ve got him into it, tie him up and stop the war.

Make Kink Not War, Brothers and Sisters!

MISTRESS MINA
Make Kink, Not War.

Dr. SUZY
Yes indeed. Now let’s say hi to the lovely Kacy…

KACY TGIRL
I am Kacy TGirl.

Dr. SUZY
Thank you, Kacy, so okay, we’ll call you Kacy TGirl. I didn’t call you that at first, because it’s a little politically incorrect.

KACY TGIRL
I’m Kacy TGirl by Day and Kacy TDate by Night.

Dr. SUZY
But you like to say it, so you should say it!

AMOR HILTON
I’m sorry, I just spent dinner with her tonight, and I think that she’s a fabulous woman and shouldn’t be classified as a T-Girl.

Dr. SUZY
Well, she likes to call herself a T-Girl. Amor thinks you should just call yourself a woman. I think you should call yourself what you want.

AMOR HILTON
I feel like she’s a woman.

Dr. SUZY
She is, though there are different kinds of women… and men.

AMOR HILTON
A woman, yeah?

KACY TGIRL
Thank you, Amor. My stage name is Kacy TGirl. But I’m Kacy and I want to thank Dr. Suzy for having me back. I was here my first time, years ago, out of the blue, Dr. Suzy invited me. Then I got to come back to accept my Dr. Suzy Award for “Most Congenial Sex Worker.”

Dr. SUZY
Yes, yes, that’s an important award.

KACY TGIRL
And you know, it’s also nice that Dr. Suzy invited a trans member of the sex work community. So, I have little bit of testimonial, since I have this platform here today.

Dr. SUZY
Yes. Testify, Sister Kacy.

KACY TGIRL
I am very ashamed of our country right now. The attack on my trans tribers right now. I called us the T-Tribe.

Dr. SUZY
Oh my God yes, in Florida, everywhere.

KACY TGIRL
Attacks on our children.

Dr. SUZY
Yes, testify, Sister Kacy.

KACY TGIRL
It just blows my mind that a little girl when she hears she was born genetically a boy and she figured out she was a little girl and at 10 her mom said to her, “Would you like to talk about not being able to get health care?” and she said, “I’ll do it, but what’s that mean?”

And the mom says, “People want to stop you from being who you are.”

And the little girl said, “Does that mean I’ll die, Mom?”

That story made me cry.

Dr. SUZY
Wow, it’s making me cry.

KACY TGIRL
Those are the kind of stories that are out there right now, and so I’d implore anybody who has any say in stopping the madness of trying to make a whole segment of our society a very small one, 1% maybe 2%, trying to make us disappear and not exist, and so I didn’t plan here tonight to come and say this, but when Dr. Suzy said testify, well, it’s been on my mind. So, I want to thank Dr. Suzy for the platform tonight.

Dr. SUZY
I’m so glad you did testify, yes, Sister Kacy, thank you so much.

GROUP
[Applause.]

Dr. SUZY
That was extremely eloquent and important to put out there in the mix of what’s been happening, because it feels like before the pandemic things were opening up more for the trans community, for everyone in the LGBTQ community.

But lately there’s been this Right-Wing religious movement like something out of “The Handmaid’s Tale.”

MAX
Yes, and it’s worldwide and I take this very personally because this guy Putin or whatever he is over there.

Dr. SUZY
Poopin’ Putin.

MAX
Yeah, Putin is pooping and he’s trying to take us back to a time that I don’t want to go back to.

Dr. SUZY
Testify, Brother Max!

MAX
Hey, I don’t want to go there.

These are right wing fanatics religious motherfuckers. They shed blood all over the earth in the deserts, in the mountains.

Dr. SUZY
Testify Brother Max.

DANIELE WATTS
Ooooh!

MAX
And they are after you because they think you are creepy.

DANIELE WATTS
Oh yeah, after me!

MAX
They say you’re very strange people.

Dr. SUZY
Yes, yes, I agree with you.

And it’s very tough right now to be anti-war because the people that are mostly making the current war – aka Putin – are really like disturbing in so many ways, including that they are against sexual freedom.

They say they are, and I guess they are… which is terrible. These Right-Wing fanatics in Russia, America, everywhere, are terrible people. But we have to remember that they’re people.

At least, I think we should make love, not war.

MAX
Yes, they’re people, but they’re also war criminals.

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, I don’t want to say that war criminals are people too…

MAX
They should always.

Dr. SUZY
Though I will say that we have our own war criminals here in America. We do. And though it does seem worse what Putin is doing, but in another way we as Americans can’t preach because what we’ve done has been pretty bad… if you’re Afghani or Iraqi or Vietnamese.

MAX
Yeah OK, we’ve barbecued a lot of kids. We dropped bombs because we had to get rid of the munitions because they’re like expired food. We’ve got to use the now.

Dr. SUZY
Yes. We have to take back our sexuality from the arms dealers because they are selling javelins and guns and bombs based on our desire to shoot something. When what we really want to shoot is the gun between our legs.

We’ve got to shoot what we want, what we feel which is good sex and love. We don’t really want to kill people. We really want to get off.

But when you admit to that, you get no respect. You get respect when you carry a gun.

But not here!

You get respect with a flogger or a dildo.

Hey, where are my dildos? Who washed the dildos?  You gotta have clean dildos.

Ah… here comes the dildo basket. Thank you, Adriana.

We have a lot of dicks. We have them on people and we also have them in a basket. And they’re all clean.

This is a nice one. This is an alien dick by Bad Dragon Sex Toys.

I don’t know if somebody wants an alien dick like this, but it’s interesting… And we have the funny floppy dick, and we have the double-sided dick… And we have the Jesus Jackhammer from Divine Interventions.

ONYX MUSE
Oooh.

Dr. SUZY
Is that your favorite?

DANIELE WATTS
Ooooooh!

Dr. SUZY

That’s YOUR favorite.

Dr. SUZY
OK, and then we have another Jesus jackhammer in case it’s someone else’s favorite. Would you like Jesus?

ONYX MUSE
Yes!

Dr. SUZY
This is Onyx Muse, Brothers and Sisters.

Dr. SUZY
Here’s a microphone. I mean, you could try talking into the Jesus dildo, but it wouldn’t carry your voice.

ONYX MUSE
Hello, hello. Testing, testing.

Dr. SUZY
So yeah, there you go.

ONYX MUSE
Hi Dr. Suzy!

Dr. SUZY
You have to show off your outfit.

ONYX MUSE
OK.

Dr. SUZY
Whoa, look at the back!

ONYX MUSE
Worship.

Dr. SUZY
I know we’re not supposed to be objectifying bodies anymore, but whoa, look at that booty.

ONYX MUSE
Worship, worship my ass.

Dr. SUZY
You work out a lot. Do you have a lot of sex or not so much?

ONYX MUSE
I do.

Dr. SUZY
Good for you. With a person or with yourself?

ONYX MUSE
Both. I make content.

Dr. SUZY
You do make content. I see your videos, they’re so hot. You are such a little tease.

ONYX MUSE
I’m an OnlyFans creator, yeah.

Dr. SUZY
Teasing is the spice of life. We all should learn to tease more.

ONYX MUSE
Yeah.

Dr. SUZY
Men need to be teased because it makes them slow down. Women need to be teased because it makes us come around. So, we all need teasing, and you are a constant tease.

ONYX MUSE
I do my best. Yes, yes, I love it.

Dr. SUZY
Have you been hibernating through the pandemic, or have you been out and about?

ONYX MUSE
I’ve been a mother… I- yeah.

Dr. SUZY
Oh my God, then your body is even more ridiculous! Stand up again, Mama.

ONYX MUSE
And I have a new girl.

Dr. SUZY
You have been a mother. Well, congratulations, that’s one of the purposes of sex. Good for you again, and you’ve managed to stay really sexy. That’s challenging. What’s your secret?

ONYX MUSE
I got my boobs done.

Dr. SUZY
Oh! I hope you have another secret ’cause I don’t want to recommend that. But it’s OK. I mean, anybody should get their boobs done, if they want to.

ONYX MUSE
Yeah, hahahahaha.

Dr. SUZY
It’s like a tattoo I guess, except I don’t know…. any other secrets to your success?

ONYX MUSE
I’m in Vegas.

Dr. SUZY
You’re in Vegas.

ONYX MUSE
Yeah, I’m in Vegas now and I have my studio. I mean I’m just making content. It makes me stay in shape.

Dr. SUZY
“Content.” I love that word. It’s so corporate and yet it’s what life is. Content. It’s all content. What do we have besides content? That’s what we have, and yet we’re all putting it on the Internet, which is really cool.

And yet, of course, the Internet used to be very free. We could all do it, right?

DANIELE WATTS
Yeah.

Dr. SUZY
It felt really good. You didn’t have to be on ABC or CNN. You could just get on the Internet and share your content.

But now the owners of the Internet are censoring our content, more than CNN, more than ABC, more than Fox. Some of the worst censoring is done by YouTube. Of course, Google owns YouTube and Google works for the military, but still!

Have you experienced censorship?

ONYX MUSE
I’ve been deleted.

Dr. SUZY
When they censor.

ONYX MUSE
I had a picture with a ballgag in my mouth. I got deleted for that.

Dr. SUZY
With a ball gag? What’s the big deal?

ONYX MUSE
I don’t know.

Dr. SUZY
Were you naked?

ONYX MUSE
No, no.

Dr. SUZY
Not that I think they should censor you for being naked. But it’s very confusing, what you can or can’t do or show on these so-called free Internet sites.

They should censor you for naked, but it’s very confusing and they censor for politics now too.

And now they censor for politics too. We have some people here who have been censored for politics [Abby Martin and Mike Prysner]…

Max and I were just censored for a radio show with no visuals at all. Only words.

ONYX MUSE
Wow.

Dr. SUZY
But anyway, we’re glad you’re here. We don’t censor you. In fact, can we see your new boobs?

Oh wow. That’s so beautiful. Thank you so much.

ONYX MUSE
Thank you, thank you. I’m so happy to be here.

Dr. SUZY
Welcome back.

I’m looking at Rhiannon.

RHIANNON AARONS
Oh, oh alright.

Dr. SUZY
This is Rhiannon Aarons, and she is a six-time SUZY Award-winner.

RHIANNON AARONS
I believe yeah, six times.

Dr. SUZY
For “Most Well-Rounded Kinkster.”

RHIANNON AARONS
Which is a very very fantastic honor that I can’t top. I think like any other award I’ve gotten really just doesn’t hold a candle to being the “Most Well-Rounded Kinkster.”

It’s a nice resume point.

Dr. SUZY
Well, you’re a switch. You top and you bottom. Physically, you have very round natural boobs and bottom.

RHIANNON AARONS
I’m versatile.

Dr. SUZY
And you are also an MFA, a professor, and you’re just so well-rounded in so many ways.

RHIANNON AARONS
Well, thank you and you know it’s always such a pleasure to be here.

One of the things that I would like to testify to is I’m just coming off of a 39-day Facebook ban.

Dr. SUZY
Oh no, you too?

RHIANNON AARONS
Uhm, yeah. And it was a pretty direct ban, and it was for the post your own guillotine. Maybe make your own guillotine meme.

Dr. SUZY
Make your own guillotine.

RHIANNON AARONS
Remember when stimulus checks came around, and the DIY Guillotine was, you know, for the same price your stimulus check was?

I had posted that two years ago and I logged in and was told I had a ban. So, then I did an experiment and I pixelated it and reposted it and they still banned me. They extended the ban!

So, whatever is in there…

Dr. SUZY
They’re on to you.

RHIANNON AARONS
Yeah, the AI is shutting down things unnecessarily well.

Dr. SUZY
These are the Dumb Bot Drones that drone your content dumbly.

RHIANNON AARONS
Yes, we’re being censored by robots, which I think is really weird, because what do they have to gain from censorship?

Dr. SUZY
Well, that’s why they’re like drones.

RHIANNON AARONS
You would think.

Dr. SUZY
Little bit like drones you think? Drone manufacturers says this is great, it’s going to exactly target the right person we want to kill. But drones cause all this collateral damage, and innocent people get killed. And Dumb Bot Drones censor innocent people for, like I don’t know, crazy reasons.

RHIANNON AARONS
Yeah, and it’s impossible to anticipate what will get you censored on a platform now.

You know, and I think that hopefully the modes of social production will move off of social media and into things that are more tangible now that we’re getting through the pandemic.

Dr. SUZY
Yes indeed, like this.

RHIANNON AARONS
But you know one of the things I’ve noticed the most is how people relate to each other. We’re not using Tinder to hookup as much as we were before the pandemic.

So, I think that people need other kinds of love and affection, and I think I’d like to take a moment to promote kink because it can be done with social distancing.

Dr. SUZY
That’s true!

RHIANNON AARONS
Depending on the length of your whip…

Dr. SUZY
Yes, a nice long whip.

RHIANNON AARONS
Right, this is this is a 3-feet for close quarters.

Dr. SUZY
Let’s demonstrate that.

RHIANNON AARONS
Right?

Dr. SUZY
OK, so did you want to top or bottom for your demonstration?

RHIANNON AARONS
With this, I’ll top. Does anyone wanna? Who wants to? No? No one?

Dr. SUZY
Anybody wanna receive a little sting?

OK the Doggy volunteers. Come on, Doggy. That’s a good trooper.

See here’s what you should volunteer for, not the military.

Volunteer to get beaten by Rhiannon. Amor is babysitting.

SALLY MULLINS
Yeah Man-Pet is a good boy.

RHIANNON AARONS
Where does he like to be hit?

AMOR HILTON
OK, lay down, Man-Pet.

Dr. SUZY
Lay down?

AMOR HILTON
Good boy, it’s very hard so right now that’ll be.

Dr. SUZY
No, no, he’s gotta be on all fours.

SALLY MULLINS
Put your bottom up.

AMOR HILTON
Yeah, come on.

SALLY MULLINS
Yeah, do it Doggie Style.

Dr. SUZY
Arch your back.

SALLY MULLINS
Head down, tail up.

AMOR HILTON
Good boy!

Dr. SUZY
Head down and arch your back, that’s it. That’s a boy.

Nice technique, Rhiannon. Good boy, Man-Pet.

SALLY MULLINS
Weird ugly Man-Pet.  Shindig 3030 aka Man-Pet.

Dr. SUZY
Very good, everyone!

Can I make a special request?

Your boobs are falling out of that dress anyway, Rhiannon…

RHIANNON AARONS
All right, so yeah, do you want them out or in?

Dr. SUZY
Out of course. They’re falling out anyway.

RHIANNON AARONS
All right.

Dr. SUZY
They’re so beautiful and well-rounded.

RHIANNON AARONS
So, so this is my pandemic testimony right here, I know, but I’m warning everyone. My pandemic testimony is that I don’t know why, but my boobs got huge during the pandemic. I didn’t gain weight.

Dr. SUZY
Well, that’s a pandemic benefit.

RHIANNON AARONS
Just up here. And I had to use an entire box of boob tape to get them into this dress. So, we’re gonna have to take it off, which is kind of kinky.

Dr. SUZY
Oh my goodness, look at that, whoa… Release the girls!

MISTRESS MINA
I will never wear tape again.

RHIANNON AARONS
Well, this is what it looks like behind the scenes at the Oscars.

DANIELE WATTS
La la la la la la la!

RHIANNON AARONS
No tape should be no and like it’s just it’s failing.

Dr. SUZY
Hey this is much better than the Oscars. No one’s getting slapped nonconsensually.

AMOR HILTON
Like in there.

RHIANNON AARONS
Well, not non consensually right.

MISTRESS MINA
We are fans of your knockers here.

RHIANNON AARONS
This is like my own personal BDSM right here.

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, and we’re enjoying it. Let’s give a hand to Sister Rhiannon and her girls, Sister Titty and Sister Tatta.

GROUP
[Applause.]

SALLY MULLINS
That hurt more than you hurt Man-Pet.

Dr. SUZY
OK, now you can whip him again. Man-Pet, down boy!

MAX
Dr. SUZY, can I just interject real quick, like when I rented this place, the landlord asked me, “What kind of people are going to be coming to your property? Are there going to be any human dogs or horses?”

Dr. SUZY
Oh yeah, really? Well, there are.

Dr. SUZY
You know we are all animals, we humans, and yet we have lost touch with our animal nature. We have become so into our devices, our technology, and it hurts us. It hurts the earth. We need to get in touch with our animal nature in many ways. We need to learn to survive and thrive with less technology.

Part of it could involve dressing up like a dog.

GROUP
Laughter

Dr. SUZY
Bark for us, Man-Pet!

MAN-PET
Arf

Dr. SUZY
That’s pretty good!

MAN-PET
Arf Arf!

RHIANNON AARONS
Yeah, speaking of our animal nature, I went to this San Diego Zoo and I saw a monkey flashed me his boner.

Dr. SUZY
Awww… I can’t blame him.

RHIANNON AARONS
It was, yeah it was very sweet. I felt like I inspired a giant monkey boner.

MAN-PET
Arf!

Dr. SUZY
OK!

AMOR HILTON
Very sweet puppy, Mommy.

Dr. SUZY
All right, I think Man-Pet has suffered enough.

SALLY MULLINS
Yes, he’s suffered enough.

Dr. SUZY
I don’t think he’s a masochist. I think he just loves Sally.

SALLY MULLINS
Yes, he does love me.  Yeah, let’s find him an emotional support dildo.

AMOR HILTON
Yes!

Dr. SUZY
OK, there’s one that says “SLAVE.”  That’s very good for him. Sally, why don’t you give him that?

SALLY MULLINS
Good boy toy.

GROUP
Laughter

Dr. SUZY
That’s so adorable.

SALLY MULLINS
Right. My good boy.

Dr. SUZY
Wow, look at Shannon Coronado. Shannon, you need to stand up and show off that corset.

SHANNON CORONADO
Hello hello.

Dr. SUZY
I’ve known Shannon since 2009. Yes, best to stand in a corset. Turn around to show off that latex skirt.  Oh My Goddess. She is one. And you had another kid, right?

SHANNON CORONADO
So yes, I have a 12 year old and a 3 year old.

Dr. SUZY
Wow, so how do you stay so fit?

SHANNON CORONADO
Well I have help. You know?

Dr. SUZY
Help like a person or… ?

SHANNON CORONADO
I have a personal jungle gym.

Dr. SUZY
Oh is that Jungle Jim?

SHANNON CORONADO
He’s standing over there somewhere.

Dr. SUZY
Oh the guy I met. He’s a really nice guy.  He’s also kind of good-looking… as well you deserve.

SHANNON CORONADO
Thanks.

Dr. SUZY
So that’s your new boyfriend?

SHANNON CORONADO
Yes, it is.  It’s actually not that new. We’ve known each other for 10 years.

Dr. SUZY
Oh really? So, you’re friends who became lovers. You know that was what happened with me and Max.  I think that’s a really good thing when that happens because your lust is being built on a bed of trust.

SHANNON CORONADO
Absolutely.

Dr. SUZY
Because usually people fall in lust when they don’t have trust.  They don’t hardly know each other, and it’s sort of natural.  But, it’s I think better to have sex with your friends and then fall in love that way. And that’s what you did. That’s so cool.

SHANNON CORONADO
Thank you.

Dr. SUZY
That’s very Bonobo.  Because the bonobos all have sex with their friends.

SHANNON CORONADO
Yes, I think if you can’t have sex with your friends then you know you probably shouldn’t be having sex, right? Or you shouldn’t be friends.

Dr. SUZY
Shannon Coronado! Let’s hear it for Sister Shannon, Brothers and Sisters!

GROUP
Applause.

Dr. SUZY
Max would like to be better friends with you. Yes, we’ve always loved Shannon. We’ve always loved all of you. My Goddess, it’s so good to have you back! And so who hasn’t spoken? Coralyn! Well, this is your first time at a show, but Coralyn is a therapist with the Dr. Susan Block Institute.  So we are very excited to have you here at the show.

CORALYN
Thank you very much for having me.  I don’t really know what to say. I mean, this is amazing. It’s an amazing opportunity. It’s amazing to finally meet, like the community that I’ve longed to meet. Some of you guys don’t know me. I am an adult performer. I’m an author and international bestselling author. I work for Dr. Suzy.  And I’m a swing club owner. I started my swingers club in 2012. I have 20,000 members of my club and my family disowned me because of what I do.

So I came out with my book and it became an international bestseller and now I travel the world and I do seminars about embracing your sexuality and being, you know who you are and living your life for you and not living your life for other people.

And Dr. Suzy inspired me to go on and get my master certification in sexology and I’m going to keep on going and I’m going to get my Ph.D. And it’s an amazing opportunity to be here and an amazing opportunity to around people that you know, embrace their sexuality. Around people that you know, embrace their sexuality, and I, I run a sex positive podcast, so for anybody that’s interested, I was already looking at Kacy. I was like I want you on my show because my message is to get out there that if we don’t help other people embrace their sexuality OK or help other people be you know who they are and say I’m a webcam performer.. So what I’m an adult performer? So what? If you can’t say who you are with proudness, then how are you gonna get anybody else to accept you right? That’s my message and that’s what I do and to be here is amazing, so thank you, thank you. 

Dr. SUZY
Thank you Coralyn.

GROUP
Applause

Dr. SUZY
And you can get therapy from Coralyn anytime at 213.291.9497. Well, maybe not anytime, but we’ll make an appointment and then you can talk to her through the phone, webcam, or sext therapy… when you get off through your thumbs.  All right, so next to Coralyn is Mistress Erikka.

MISTRESS ERIKKA
Hi.

Dr. SUZY
Is that a real fur or fake fur?

MISTRESS ERIKKA
Real.

MAX
Anybody have any paint?

MISTRESS ERIKKA
It was given to me.

Dr. SUZY
OK, that means I would like to touch it. If it was given to you, I always feel that’s an excuse for owning real fur. Oooooohhhhhh… it feels almost as good to touch as human skin.  And it’s terrible because I’m sympathetic to PETA.

MISTRESS ERIKKA
Where do I begin?

Dr. SUZY
In the middle.

MISTRESS ERIKKA
After bearing two years of this pandemic…And now this war.  It’s just totally fucked my buzz up.  You know what I’m talking about?

Dr. SUZY
Yes, I know what you’re talking about Sister Erikka.

MISTRESS ERIKKA
You know, I’m, I’m probably the quirkiest motherfucker in the room.  I always had been.  It’s great to be back here first and foremost in Bonoboville.

GROUP
Applause

MISTRESS ERIKKA
Thank you, I needed that.  Thank you, give everybody, give yourself a round of applause and everything.  And so much has happened even in, you know, the two years. The box cover fiasco. And it looked like I was gonna… and then like a dick going limp, everything dropped.

Dr. SUZY
Oh.

MISTRESS ERIKKA
Yeah, sob, sob, sob.  So, I’m crying.

AMOR HILTON
Don’t cry.

Dr. SUZY
You can cry. It’s OK.

MISTRESS ERIKKA
Yeah thanks.

Dr. SUZY
Come, cry, ejaculate, laugh, spit.  Don’t spit at me though. Everything consensual.

MISTRESS ERIKKA
I gotta have to tell you something please.  This pandemic – ha, ha, ha, ha…

Dr. SUZY
What are you laughing about?   Is it a private joke?

MISTRESS ERIKKA
No, it just really fucked up my sex life.  I gotta tell you the stress of it.  OK now, now, now, I’ve come.

Dr. SUZY
Has anyone else found that the pandemic fucked up their sex life?

GROUP
Raising hands.

Dr. SUZY
Looks like everyone. So, at least, you’re not the only one.

MISTRESS ERIKKA
I was tripping for a while. And I talked to people at the Expo about that too.  And I’m sorry I was tripping for a few minutes.

Dr. SUZY
Tripping, yes, mushrooms? Peyote?

MISTRESS ERIKKA
You know, I didn’t.  I haven’t done any shrooms since pre-pandemic

Dr. SUZY
Oh, this is the time to do it I think.

MISTRESS ERIKKA
I went, I was at the Whistler Film Festival and, and, I and I did LSD. I was at a screening. It was amazing.

Dr. SUZY
Let’s talk about hallucinogenics.

MISTRESS ERIKKA
And that’s one of my things I love doing it.  It’s, it’s, a rare treat for me, but I love doing it.  I went to Disneyland on acid.

Dr. SUZY
Hey, the first time I went to Disneyland I was tripping and I thought it was the greatest place in the world.

GROUP
Laughter.

Dr. SUZY
So I went back the second day… and the acid didn’t work. And it was the worst place in the world.

GROUP
Laughter

Dr. SUZY
But thank you Disney for standing up for trans kids.

GROUP
Applause.

MISTRESS ERIKKA
It was amazing.  Look like when Snow White was there, it looked like she was.

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, it looked like she was on snow, right?

MISTRESS ERIKKA
Of course.

Dr. SUZY
Hey, by the way, this is not a Republican cocaine-fueled sex party.

GROUP
Laughter

Dr. SUZY
They have sex parties too, of course.  Madison Cawthorn has gone to a few, and the Republican leadership doesn’t want to talk about it.  I mean, there could be Republicans here, that’s OK, but it is not a Republican sex party.

MAX
What do you mean there could be Republicans?

Dr. SUZY
There could be a closeted Republican here.

MAX
How’d they get in?

Dr. SUZY
We don’t ask you what your politics are at the door.

MAX
Jump out and you call security.  These people are dangerous.

Dr. SUZY
We’re not doing politics tests.  We’re doing COVID tests.

DANIELE WATTS
That’s fine.

Dr. SUZY
Who’s talking off the microphone?

DANIELE WATTS
Oh, me.

Dr. SUZY
Why don’t we let your husband talk?  Let’s have some Man Talk.

CHEF BELIVE
Can I talk?  Maybe I should sing?

Dr. SUZY
Max sings too!  This is Chef Belive, Brothers and Sisters!

GROUP
Applause

CHEF BELIVE
Such a pleasure to be back.

Dr. SUZY
Don’t hold the microphone so close to your luscious lips.

CHEF BELIVE
Like this?

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, that’s better

CHEF BELIVE
Yes, I’ve just been feeling really groovy about being back.  I think there on this last like testifying opportunity I get to have…  I would say that you know during this pandemic or whatever you call it, I’ve been able to realize that I’ve, I’ve opened my heart up so much.

DANIELE WATTS
I’m so bored.

Dr. SUZY
You’re bored? Your husband is talking and you’re bored?

DANIELE WATTS
I told him to sing!

CHEF BELIVE (singing)
And I finally got some peace in my life

DANIELE WATTS
If you want to get people be interested, and then he starts rambling on about things that are uninteresting.

CHEF BELIVE (singing)
I finally got some peace in my life.

DANIELE WATTS
So of course I was bored.  Now I’m interested. He’s singing. Now I come alive like a wild flower.

MAX
This is Chef Belive and he is a raw chef.

DANIELE WATTS
Like in what flow?

CHEF BELIVE
Well, chef.

Dr. SUZY
He’s a Rawk Star!

MAX
So he’s a rock star.

CHEF BELIVE
The rock star.

MAX
And he started the raw food movement.

CHEF BELIVE
I love you Capt’n Max.

DANIELE WATTS
I love my husband.

MAX
Yeah, you see what raw food does to you.

Dr. SUZY
I like how you wear the boas, you guys.  Very, very nice no?

CHEF BELIVE
I’ve become a little bit more kinky in the raw.

Dr. SUZY
I heard that Kacy has some very sexy lingerie you wanted to show….

KACY TGIRL
Oh hell yeah!

Dr. SUZY
I didn’t want to ask you when you were giving that eloquent rant.

MISTRESS MINI
Beautiful lingerie should be seen.

Dr. SUZY
But now that you’re not ranting eloquently, you can just be objectified.  You can just be objectified.

KACY TGIRL
Let’s do it OK.

MISTRESS MINA
You may unzip.

Dr. SUZY
I am unzipping Kacy.

MISTRESS MINA
Yes, Kelsey is wearing a two-piece with an attachment garter ensemble with thigh highs that goes with the classic garter in full.  As you can tell, the underwear and thigh highs do go with the garters and bra-wear.

Dr. SUZY
Very beautiful.

MISTRESS MINA
All courtesy of Kacy. Back to you, Dr. Block.

Dr. SUZY
Wow, that sounds like the Fashion Channel.  That’s very nice.

KACY TGIRL
Thank you Dr. Susan.

Dr. SUZY
You look great.  Does anyone else want to show us their bra or panties or something?

DANIELE WATTS
I have more Show and Tell.

Dr. SUZY
What do you have?

KACY TGIRL
What’s left?

DANIELE WATTS
But it’s a big Show and Tell.

Dr. SUZY
OK, what is it?

DANIELE WATTS
I mean like this might be like Earth changing. Are we ready for a big deal?

Dr. SUZY
Yes!

DANIELE WATTS
I don’t know, are we?

AMOR HILTON
I’m ready!

DANIELE WATTS
Now I’m all nervous.  Well, it’s been six years since I’ve met you, according to Facebook.

Dr. SUZY
Oh, Facebook knows.

DANIELE WATTS
So that’s what they told me recently.

Dr. SUZY
And you came to my 24th wedding anniversary.

DANIELE WATTS
Oh my God, I’m getting so excited, Dr. Suzy. I don’t know if I can stand up.

Dr. SUZY
Uh oh, we’re gonna collapse.

DANIELE WATTS
Should I kneel?

Dr. SUZY
You should tell me the big thing!

DANIELE WATTS
Well, it just so happens that it’s the Passover weekend…

Dr. SUZY
Oh yes, that’s right. Chag sameyach Pesach, Happy Easter, Happy Earth Day!

DANIELE WATTS
And I grew up in a religious family

Dr. SUZY
Seventh Day Adventist.

DANIELE WATTS
My body is very aligned with the patterns of nature. You know that that created these holidays to begin with, you know, and these holidays were around it.

Dr. SUZY
Yes, yes.
DANIELE WATTS
Like in your Womb Room, they are about the cycles of our womb, which I have ambivalence around because everything in our culture tells us that they don’t really matter.

Dr. SUZY
No, they matter.

DANIELE WATTS
But you know, my womb tells me something else.  My womb tells me I don’t want my agent to sell my body.  I want to give my body to my husband and bring him pleasure.

Dr. SUZY
Now by the way, I just want to say that Danielle Watts is a very famous Hollywood actress.  I don’t know if you still have an agent…

DANIELE WATTS
No, not anymore. I have a husband.

Dr. SUZY
And she is a star of Django Unchained and Weeds, and other things so you know she’s not just talking bullshit.

DANIELE WATTS
I also graduated college.

Dr. SUZY
She really has kind of walked away from a Hollywood career to be real, to be who she is, to be a beautiful performance artist.

DANIELE WATTS
And also tend to commune in a real way that is based on really profound cycles of communion that you are the mythology of all of the ways that we commune and the depth of that.

Dr. SUZY
And speaking of mythology, you know what spring is all about? It’s about rebirth.

DANIELE WATTS
Yes.

Dr. SUZY
It’s about resurrection. And so, you know, you gotta get an erection.

DANIELE WATTS
So if, if someone could support me, I just need a vase of flowers or something you know, very natural. Like right there.  There’s some flowers on the piano.  So that it could be like a musical. Is there anyone… oh look at that! Ooooooohhhhhh!

Dr. SUZY
It’s your husband.

GROUP
Applause.

DANIELE WATTS
Oh wow, thank you. I was not expecting that.

Dr. SUZY
Look at your husband.

DANIELE WATTS
I mean wow, hold it for a moment.

MISTRESS MINA
So beautiful.

Dr. SUZY
Hold it… romantically!

MISTRESS MINA
Press those flowers to your body.

DANIELE WATTS
So I I don’t know the exact story of Passover or Easter. All of these things, but I know that the, the woman in the is often left out. But what I do know is that it’s my grandmother’s birthday around this time every year.

Dr. SUZY
Well wait a second, who did Jesus see when he first emerged from death?

DANIELE WATTS
I don’t know.

Dr. SUZY
His favorite Easter Bunny, Mary Magdalene.  The woman is the one that he greeted first, his wife, his love. 

DANIELE WATTS
While my grandmother’s birthday is around that time and her name is Mary Ann and my mother is Gloria and I’m an ancient glory Hallelujah and here I am.

Dr. SUZY
Oh, there you go.

DANIELE WATTS
Daniele, judged by God, but I changed my name to DaLove because I’m here to bring the love straight from my womb.

Dr. SUZY
Testify, Sister DaLove, about your womb in the Womb Room!

DANIELE WATTS
And I am bleeding for this Earth to remember… pulling her cup filled with menstrual blood out of her womb) To remember that the blood that women share with this world…

Dr. SUZY
Oh my goodness!

DANIELE WATTS
It’s so much more than just a metaphor, the blood that we give to this earth and to this world is very intuitive. And like everything, everywhere, all at once, like a blockbuster movie that’s out right now that brings China, Chinese medicine…Herbal medicine is very aware of the cycles of this earth, so let’s remember the cycles of this earth. Remember the blood that we give to humanity through our veins that we all share. And let us remember next time we choose shame…

Let us remember to exalt ourselves and sit ourselves on our true throne of glory with the shaking, wonderful light of the sun of our radiance, rebirth and true glory of what my mother Gloria’s name to name to bring to new Earth, to love, to sing, to REBIRTH!

Dr. SUZY
Testify Sister DaLove, beautiful, beautiful, DaLove.

GROUP
Applause.

Dr. SUZY
Is that your menstrual blood?

DANIELE WATTS
This is my Diva Cup. They should sponsor me, shouldn’t they?

MISTRESS MINA
You made it look like there was so much of it.

Dr. SUZY
Every show there’s always something different and sometimes a little unnerving, though always enlightening.  So, Daniele Watts is here to provide it tonight, completely unscripted!

DANIELE WATTS
I had to surprise you. I like to bring the most special gifts for you because you are the most special woman.

Dr. SUZY
Aw… thank you! But are you now bleeding all over my bed?

DANIELE WATTS
No, no, no, no!  Just a tiny drop, just the tiniest drop.

MISTRESS MINA
I like sitting on that bed.

DANIELE WATTS
I’m sorry here, but just I have to bring you the most special gifts because you are the most special woman I have ever met, Dr. Suzy.

GROUP
Awwww!

MAX
I second that!

MISTRESS MINA
Oh, so she wanted to give a sacrifice.

Dr. SUZY
I think that’s what it was.

MISTRESS MINA
Kind of blood cells like.

DANIELE WATTS
And I’d rather bring my own blood than fake movie blood, OK?

AMOR HILTON
Sacrifice to Suzy! Sacrifice to Suzy!

DANIELE WATTS
No amount of money that could pay for that kind of communion.

MISTRESS MINA
We’re not sacrificing for Suzy.

Dr. SUZY
Wow, Danielle, I’m so honored.

DANIELE WATTS
And my grandmother turned 100 this year.  And she told me this year on the phone she said, “Daniele, teach in a big way because the world needs teachers like you.” And I don’t know how many people out there have 100 year old grandmother named Zen.

Dr. SUZY
I had 100 year old great uncle.

DANIELE WATTS
And when that person who’s been on that planet for 100 years tells you something, you listen. So I’m here to share and to receive and to grow and communion and love with all that, that real play with the light and love. And I love you.

Dr. SUZY
Thank you, Sister Daniele.  Thank you so much for your light and your creativity and your beauty and your spirituality.  I so appreciate the 7th Day Adventists for giving the two of you to Bonoboville and for raising you in this way that I feel so alienated from myself.  And yet I know there are a lot of people here who grew up in very religious backgrounds like you.  And a lot of it is sex-negative, and we need to break away from that.  But a lot of it gives you some insight and love and meaning and you don’t have to reject that.

DANIELE WATTS
And devotion.

MAX
I think they’re also blood positive.

DANIELE WATTS
They’re blood-positive?

Dr. SUZY
Right, we’re back to the blood.  I often say I don’t have shit or blood on my show, but I can’t say that now.

MAX
They, they, ever 6.

DANIELE WATTS
I wasn’t expecting to, but I remembered that it was there, you know.

Dr. SUZY
It was very cool. It was different.

MISTRESS MINA
Is no shit or blood a hard limit?

MAX
Right now we did it.

Dr. SUZY
It’s not, obviously a hard limit. I just had somebody bleed all over my show, and it was very beautiful.

DANIELE WATTS
Well, you know.

Dr. SUZY
I thought I didn’t have blood or shit on my show, but I just did. And, I actually have a couple times by accident.

AMOR HILTON
Are we proposing?

Dr. SUZY
And it’s not like you poured blood all over the place.

DANIELE WATTS
I tried to be very gentle and, and, mindful. 

Dr. SUZY
Yes, it was very mindful.

DANIELE WATTS
I’ve, I’ve been practicing yoga all week in preparation.

AMOR HILTON
100%.

Dr. SUZY
I can tell. And I’m very mpressed.

MAX
Dr. Suzy!

Dr. SUZY
Capt’n Max!

MAX
As they said in the 70s, that’s heavy, Man.

DANIELE WATTS
Capt’n Max! Capt’n Max!

AMOR HILTON
And by the way, we are bad-ass girls here

MAX
Wait a second, I am here to show something.

Dr. SUZY
Oh, your socks!

DANIELE WATTS
Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Dr. SUZY
Those are great socks.

DANIELE WATTS
They have polka dots and stripes.

Dr. SUZY
Something for the man’s sock fetishists.

DANIELE WATTS
And they have pink on the bottoms.

MAX
Great story.  Thank you for the knowledge.

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, he’s also wearing pearls for our 30th wedding anniversary.

DANIELE WATTS
Oh, why is he running back away?

Dr. SUZY
Well, he can be a little shy. So can I.

MAX
Didn’t I tell you, Susan, I’m coming out of the closet tonight?

Dr. SUZY
So I know I love it.  He’s coming out as a sock and Pearl fetishist.

DANIELE WATTS
Can we see more of the the pink heels of your socks Max?

MAX
Oh yes, pink heels, that’s correct.

Dr. SUZY
Oh, Coralyn, are you leaving?

CORALYN JEWEL
No, I was going to the bathroom, but OK.

Dr. SUZY
OK, but can you show us your boobs first?

CORALYN JEWEL
All right then!

GROUP
Oooooohhhhhhhh!

AMOR HILTON
There are no rules!

Dr. SUZY
Oh, I don’t know about that. There are rules.

MISTRESS MINA
Yes, rules of engagement.

AMOR HILTON
Engagement dance! Engagement dance!

MAX
We’re all friends of each other, isn’t that wonderful?

Dr. SUZY
Yes! OK, you go to bathroom now.  Oh, everyone is going to the bathroom at once. What does that mean?  I don’t know, but as I said, this is not a Republican cocaine party.

DANIELE WATTS
Where are you getting that image from?

Dr. SUZY
From Madison Cawthorn, he actually confessed, not to me, your Mother Confessor, but to everybody else on somebody else’s show.

DANIELE WATTS
Ohhh, hahahaha.

Dr. SUZY
He said there are these Republican cocaine sex parties that he’s been invited to,

DANIELE WATTS
Oh whoa, whoa.

Dr. SUZY
And I’ve heard about them, of course. Roger Stone has been talking about them since the 90s.

DANIELE WATTS
Oh Roger Stone.

Dr. SUZY
Right, Roger gets stoned and into cuckolding at these Republican sex parties.

DANIELE WATTS
Yeah, yeah.

Dr. SUZY
Everybody likes sex in all the different position, missions, politics, all the different cultures, everybody likes sex.  It’s kind of universal.

Dr. SUZY
It’s just that people in different politics and cultures has different sexual taboos. Everybody has their no-no’s and their yes-yes’s.  And everybody does have this desire to go beyond their wonderful little marriage.

DANIELE WATTS
Oooohhhh.

Dr. SUZY
You have a wonderful marriage, but here you are.  I have a wonderful marriage, but here I am.  Some people are single and here they are; but it’s interesting how the Republicans have those same desires.

MAX
And I’m right over here, just so you know.

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, my husband’s over there. We spent a lot of time together for our anniversary, so now we can separate a little bit. I mean, I think monogamy is great. I am sort of monogamous But it’s not natural.  So you need to have intercourse or even better, have outercourse.  Actually, outercourse is in.  Outercourse keeps those hormones flowing in a very Bonobo Way. 

MISTRESS MINA
So Miss Block, do you think that?

Dr. SUZY
Who called me Miss Block?

MISTRESS MINA
Dr. Block.

Dr. SUZY
Oh, it was Mistress Mina. OK, you could call me that.

GROUP
Laughter

MISTRESS MINA
Dr. Block, so because you are the person that knows this best of all of us here in this table, no matter how much years we all have, experience all together.

Dr. SUZY
Uh oh, I feel pressure now.

MISTRESS MINA
Sex

Dr. SUZY
Yes.

MISTRESS MINA
Any kind of sex, all kinds of sex is good sex, I think is what you’re saying. Maybe not conventional, but as long as it’s sex for that person’s comfort zone, it’s healthy. Is that what your current is on that? Is that what I’m getting?

Dr. SUZY
Well, not every kind of sex is OK to do in real life.

MISTRESS MINA
No, no, no, no, no, no, not in every kind of sex.

Dr. SUZY
I think every kind of sex is OK to think about, or even talk about, but not every kind of sex is OK to do.

MISTRESS MINA
No, not, not every kind of sex to do, but like one person’s comfort zone of sex. Meaning some folks like to masturbate more so than to having one on one. Some folks like to watch.

Dr. SUZY
Right.

MISTRESS MINA
Some folks might want to add friend. Some just like to watch their friends. As long as it’s consensual, as long as it’s considered to be comfortable for all those involved that’s good sex.

Dr. SUZY
Yes! Amen and Awomen to that.

MISTRESS MINA
That’s what I’m trying to come around to.  So, is that that is that a good thing?

Dr. SUZY
Yes.

MAX
Well, OK, and my answer to that is that Sex Heals Billions of Times More Than It Kills.

Dr. SUZY
Well, that’s true.  Occasionally, sex will kill you, but usually It heals you.

MAX
Now we only we only concentrate when sex might kill you.  But mountain climbing is worse.

Dr. SUZY
And war is much worse.

MAX
War is just murder and mayhem.

Dr. SUZY
Yes indeed.  It’s very tough to be antiwar right now. I remember when Max and I fell in love. It was 1990 when they were building up for the Gulf War, the first one, Desert Storm, and everybody was for the war.  Everybody thought was cool because we Americans were supposed to get over the Vietnam
syndrome.  And we were all supposed to be together for righteous war, and we heard that Saddam was Hitler. Yeah baby, Oh yeah, we’re all going after him!  And Max and I were over here, like… uh oh…We don’t like war.  What do we do?

GROUP
Laughter

MAX
It’s not good.

Dr. SUZY
We didn’t know how to relate to people. And so we related to each other and we fell in love.

DANIELE WATTS
Ahhhhhhhh!

MAX
Yep.

MISTRESS MINA
Love Over War.

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, and then we found out about bonobos later.

MAX
But we did do Desert Susan yeah, which was a little bit like Tokyo Rose and we sent it to all the generals and all the decision people.  And it was a radio show about basically “What the fuck you doing here?”

Dr. SUZY
Lay down your arms.

DANIELE WATTS (singing)
Lay down your arms!

MAX
Yeah, lay down your arms.

Dr. SUZY
Turn swords into plowshares and guns into vibrators!

GROUP
Applause.

MAX
And every once in a while, we get a military guy here who says, “You know what? When I was stationed in Iraq, I heard Desert Susan.”

AMOR HILTON
Oh wow.

Dr. SUZY
It’s true.

MAX
Yeah, it’s really so so touching.

Dr. SUZY
I don’t know if everybody remembers Jack Friday who’s with Mistress Kara. He was in the military and he heard Desert Susan in 1991, and he became very anti-war while he was fighting.   He decided you know what? War is not for me. I think I’m going to become a kinkster.

GROUP
Applause.

Dr. SUZY
So, he’s not in the military anymore. I kind of corrupted him. And I’m proud of it.

MAX
Desert Susan!

Dr. SUZY
So who else wants to testify?

RHIANNON AARONS
I want to testify more about what Daniele is saying about blood positivity because I am working on a feature film right now about a woman who gets bit by a bat and she contracts this virus and it turns her feminine hygiene products into killer bats.  Oh, it’s called Red Wings.

DANIELE WATTS
Oh, that sounds terrifying.

MAX
You know, Dr. Suzy?

Dr. SUZY
Yes, Capt’n Max.

MAX
Red Wings reminds me of something wonderful that I did, which it was a special issue back in the 70s about Kotex and blood and it was the whole magazine was those pictures.  Wings that reminds me of something wonderful that I did, which it was a special issue back in the 70s.

Dr. SUZY
Oh yes.  Went back.

MAX
And they refused. I ate about 40,000 of those. They refused to run it, but there, so it was. It was great. It was great.

Dr. SUZY
Somebody has been squirting in the back…

DANIELE WATTS
Who’s squirting in the back?

RHIANNON AARONS
Well, I mean, that’s the thing people are so quick to ban anything that has menstrual fluid in it.  You know it’s actually illegal in a lot of countries to show period sex.

DANIELE WATTS
Oh no. Did I break the rules?

RHIANNON AARONS
Well, no, because it’s not technically… pornography?

DANIELE WATTS
I was just trying to bring a nice present to the party, that’s all.

Dr. SUZY
You brought a very nice present to the party, Daniele

RHIANNON AARONS
You brought an excellent to the party.

Dr. SUZY
You for your blood.

GROUP
Laughter.

Dr. SUZY
Thank you for your body.  And speaking of the blood and the body… it is time for Communion, Brothers and Sisters!

RHIANNON AARONS
Oh yes.

Dr. SUZY
Amen and Awomen.

DANIELE WATTS
Ooooooh

RHIANNON AARONS
Amen. Awomen. A non binary people.

MAX
And this and that and those.

Dr. SUZY
And since you seem so enthusiastic Rhiannon, will you come here to do Bonobo Communion with me?

RHIANNON AARONS
Which role am I taking?

Dr. SUZY
You’re going to be the Altar.

RHIANNON AARONS
All right! So that means I’m up here.

DANIELE WATTS (singing)
mmm…The Altar of Love.

Dr. SUZY
Anyway, Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners, I’ve been doing this mainstream media shoot for a weekend….And I need drink.

GROUP
Laughter.

Dr. SUZY
And this is Agua Di Bolivia Coca Leaf Liqueur.

AMOR HILTON
Oooohhh.

Dr. SUZY
I see people raising their hands.  I think they want to testify.

DANIELE WATTS
It’s, it’s, because it’s the best party they’ve ever attended in their whole lives.  And Brother Jacob the chimesmaker is so excited, he wanted to chime in.  You just.

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, I think he saw the boobs.  You know, boobs make people feel good, especially like boobs like these.  It’s amazing how that works.

RHIANNON AARONS
They do.

DANIELE WATTS
Boobies bring happiness everywhere!

RHIANNON AARONS
They have they have like a mind of their own at this size, though it’s like a little weird.

MAX
The thing is…. Don’t leave home without them.

DANIELE WATTS
I relate. Mine flop around.

RHIANNON AARONS
Mine try to escape.

Dr. SUZY
Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners, all who wish to partake in Bonoboville Communion may do so. Some of you already know what Communion is, but just in case you don’t, it is of course like the Church in which you ingest the body and the blood.  In this case we have green blood.  Delicious Agua Coca Leaf Liqueur.  But of course we also have red blood.

DANIELE WATTS
We have blue blood.

Dr. SUZY
You may drink your own blood, Daniele, for Communion, if you like

DANIELE WATTS
I’ve never tried that before, but I should.

Dr. SUZY
You never sucked the blood out of your finger?

DANIELE WATTS
I guess I have but never like drinking it out of like a like with water.

Dr. SUZY
I know, that’s a little more serious.

DANIELE WATTS
Oh, OK.

Dr. SUZY
First, what we do is prepare the Altar with a lick of the nip, then we sprinkle the salt on it.  The salt is the body of Christ or the Goddess. Keep in mind that Spring really springs, not just from the return of the Son to the Holy Father, but the return of the Daughter to the Holy Mother.  That would be Persephone or Proserpina who returns to Demeter or Ceres, her Mother, the Earth so that there can be Spring.  And you have all returned to me.

GROUP
Applause.

Dr. SUZY
Hallelujah! And now I have to sit between your legs.  And I’m going to now lean back for Waterboarding, Bonobo-Style.

DANIELE WATTS
Ahhhhh, Dr. Suzy is just receiving so beautifully.  There’s so much virtue in that for so much Vice in this world

GROUP
Applause.

Dr. SUZY
Yes indeed, Brothers and Sisters, that is a beautiful Bonoboville Communion.  Thank you very much for serving as My Altar.  I would encourage those of you who wish to be altars to be altars and those of you who wish to commune to commune.

AMOR HILTON
I would like to commune with this beautiful woman right here.

MISTRESS MINA
I commune. I don’t alt.

Dr. SUZY
She will commune, not alt.

DANIELE WATTS (singing)
Let us commune…

Dr. SUZY
Would you allow her to commune with you? Will you be the Altar?

AMOR HILTON
Absolutely.

Dr. SUZY
OK, so will you open your shirt?

AMOR HILTON
Absolutely. Haha.

Dr. SUZY
You don’t have to, but that’s the Altar. You could make an Altar on your elbow or something, but it’s usually a Titty Altar.

AMOR HILTON
Ha ha.

Dr. SUZY
Up to you.

AMOR HILTON
OK, let’s do this!

Dr. SUZY
Oh OK, Brothers and Sisters, you’re about to see a Hilton do Bonoboville Communion.

MISTRESS MINA
While everybody was throwing their Dr Block labels and awards out there, just to let y’all know I’m the Attitude Adjuster.

Dr.SUZY
Yes indeed, Attitude Adjustment Queen.

MISTRESS MINA
Oh and two-time Sappho, while we’re throwing that out there..

AMOR HILTON
I feel like we’re going to fucking heaven

Dr. SUZY
OK, so here’s the salt.

MISTRESS MINA
I’m a man. I don’t need that.

AMOR HILTON
You’re a man?

Dr. SUZY
You don’t need salt? OK, but what’s that got to do with being a man?

MISTRESS MINA
I don’t know.

DANIELE WATTS
Hahahahahaha.

AMOR HILTON
OK, let’s take it!

Dr. SUZY
Whoa, nice move.

DANIELE WATTS
Something really is happening here….

Dr. SUZY
Look at this.

DANIELE WATTS
What it is ain’t exactly clear.

Dr. SUZY
So what are we doing here?

AMOR HILTON
I thought you didn’t need salt.  Mom, she doesn’t need salt.

Dr. SUZY
Oh, you’re going to put a little Agwa on the nipple.

DANIELE WATTS
Right, right?

Dr. SUZY
Mistress Mina DeSade does it her way.

AMOR HILTON
Ahhh…. hahahahaha

DANIELE WATTS
What kind of music would be doing this communion?

AMOR HILTON
What is happening?

Dr. SUZY
All right, that’s that good lick!

AMOR HILTON
Ahhhhhh! Eeeeeyyah! Hahahahaha!

Dr. SUZY
Whoa! OK OK…

MISTRESS MINA
Now I’ll salt you.

AMOR HILTON
OK well well.

Dr. SUZY
Where’s this bruise come from, Amor?  Was somebody hitting you or was somebody else biting you?

MISTRESS MINA
Not my word.

AMOR HILTON
I forgot to tell you, I started wrestling recently.

Dr. SUZY
Oh, really? You’re a wrestler now?

AMOR HILTON
Yeah so I got real into it.

DANIELE WATTS
Oooooh,

AMOR HILTON
I’m sorry.

Dr. SUZY
That’s OK, I guess, but that’s a lot of salt now.

MISTRESS MINA
Mm hm.

Dr. SUZY
OK, I’ll just lick a little.

MISTRESS MINA
Damn, she’s so ladylike in her licking.

Dr. SUZY
I like salt, but I’m not licking up a Dune’s worth of salt there.

MISTRESS MINA
You could totally tell she’s not used to licking. Hahahahahaha.

AMOR HILTON
She pretends, hahahaha.

Dr. SUZY
Well, you’ve all got me with this salt mine here.

AMOR HILTON
Yes Ma’am.  Let’s get it girl. Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot…

Dr. SUZY
Who’s taking the shot?

MISTRESS MINA
You’re gonna take it.

Dr. SUZY
You’re gonna take it.

MISTRESS MINA
OK.
AMOR HILTON
Hey, can you guys please clap for my mom right now?

Dr. SUZY
Why me? We should clap for you. This is about you. You’re the Altar. You’re the star.

MISTRESS MINA
This is the drinking… One…

AMOR HILTON
Two…

MISTRESS MINA
Three… (drinks)

Dr. SUZY
Nice.

DANIELE WATTS (singing)
Oh my God, I’ve never seen anything like it before!

AMOR HILTON
That’s what’s up, Bitch.

Dr. SUZY
Let’s hear it for Sister Amor and Sister Mistress Mina DeSade.

GROUP
Applause.

AMOR HILTON
Happy anniversary to my favorite people in the whole wide world.

AMOR HILTON
No one else can do that.

Dr. SUZY
If anyone else wants to do Bonoboville Communion, here you go… Hey, by the way, you don’t have to do it publicly.

AMOR HILTON
I mean, get me take my top off.

MISTRESS MINA
This is like a rock saga.

Dr. SUZY
If you want to do it, you can just grab some Agwa, and you can do your Communion somewhere in the corners of Bonoboville.

MISTRESS MINA
He’s talking like a rock saga.

Dr. SUZY
OK, so.

Dr. SUZY
So, I would like to hear from Brother Ikkor.

MISTRESS MINA
This is great.

DANIELE WATTS (singing)
Brother Ikkor! Aaaahhhhoooooo!

Dr. SUZY
Ikkor the Wolf!

IKKOR
Hello there Dr. Block. Thank you for having me back.

DANIELE WATTS
Oooohhhh!

IKKOR
It’s so beautiful to be back. I love the atmosphere and all the good people, some familiar faces, a few new ones.

Dr. SUZY
I like your T shirt.

IKKOR
Oh yeah, you know how to come back with it, you know?

Dr. SUZY
#BonoBoville.

IKKOR
2022 version

DANIELE WATTS
Yeah that’s upgraded.

IKKOR
You know?

DANIELE WATTS
Upgraded T shirt design for the Bonoboville reunion.

Dr. SUZY
How you been doing in the pandemic, Ikkor?

IKKOR
Man, I’ve been I’ve been on myself for the whole time.  You know I haven’t stopped being aggressive with the Grind and the Hustle. That’s the Grustle.

Dr. SUZY
The Grustle.

IKKOR
Yeah, the Grustle, yeah, the Grind plus the Hustle ’cause some people just be on the Grind, and some people just be on their Hustle.  You gotta do both, but you gotta get on the Grind first, then get on their Hustle.

MISTRESS MINA
Wow OK I have.

IKKOR
So I’m on both of them at all times, you know.

Dr. SUZY
OK.

DANIELE WATTS
Oh my God, the Hustle.

IKKOR
So it never stopped. It never stopped doing the pandemic.

RHIANNON AARONS
Mmmmm…

IKKOR
You know, I’ve been, I’ve been doing shows and still have my broadcast network running, still producing.  I’ve been directing doing a lot of acting lot of movies. I’ve been IN like these five movies in the last two years before the 2021

Dr. SUZY
Well, tell us one.

IKKOR
Strawberry Presses, Daughters of Dolamite

Dr. SUZY
Great.

IKKOR
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes.

MAX
You know what, Ikkor? I love the films that your Dad did.

IKKOR
Oh yeah, yeah for sure.

MAX
Oh amazing films.

Dr. SUZY
Yes, yes, beautiful.

MAX
Tell us a little bit about that.

IKKOR
Well, I did my first movie with my dad as well.  He did, he wrote and directed a lot of the Dolomite films.  If anybody is familiar with Dolomite which is Rudy Ray Moore. He’s a comedian, and Eddie Murphy just did a remake of a Dolomite movie and but my father didn’t do that original one.

DANIELE WATTS
Hey Max!

IKKOR
He did the rest of him out of the four. He did three out of the four that he wrote and directed.  And I did my first one called “Petey Wheatstraw: The Devil’s Son-in-Law,” and I played the actual character Petey Wheatstraw. You know, I was eight years old.  So yeah, you can catch it on YouTube. Like, like the opening sequence. Just put in Petey Wheatstraw, and you’ll see me at eight years old.  You know you’ll put up the opening sequence and you’ll see me at 8 years old, you know.

MAX
I love that stream.

IKKOR
That was my first, and I’ve been acting on it since then. Never stopped, all the way up to now.

Dr. SUZY
 All the way up to now. We are all acting. All the world’s a stage.

IKKOR
Yeah, yeah.

DANIELE WATTS
And all the people merely players.

IKKOR
Yep Yep, so and I’ve been producing at cannabis events.  Yeah, I do a cannabis show every Friday at 4:20.

Dr. SUZY
The Green Cross.

IKKOR
The green cross. Yeah, I just did a cannabis event for 4/20. The big one. Man it was beautiful.

DANIELE WATTS
The flowers! Whoo!

IKKOR
It was beautiful with the goal for the incubator and it was it was beautiful.  And Dr. Block, you taught me a lot.

Dr. SUZY
All right!

IKKOR
For like 5 years I’ve done your show, you know, I didn’t realize that right? Because when you know something happened for and whatever this time just goes, you know.  I like learned a lot of things from you, as well from the whole community of from A-Z of adult adult-themed whatever was there.  I earned a lot of comfortability, I mean more maturity, a lot of sexuality, you know, expression.

Dr. SUZY
Aww…

IKKOR
And I’ve learned, and I’ve taught, and it’s a beautiful experience with you.

Dr. SUZY
Well, thank you.

IKKOR
It’s a blessing.

Dr. SUZY
Amen and Awomen, Ikkor.  Welcome back! I’ve been in hibernation.  You’ve been out and about the whole time.  People have all kinds of attitudes about this Covid thing.

IKKOR
I dig it.

Dr. SUZY
I have in the past been a little judgmental, I admit to that, I don’t think I am so judgmental now about how people deal with it, though I’m still cautious myself.

IKKOR
Yeah.

Dr. SUZY
I just a little nervous… And yet you got to live life! 

DANIELE WATTS
OOOooooohhhhhh!

Dr. SUZY
And I’m so happy to see you all here and I am very grateful that you all took the COVID test, so I feel confident, and I took my mask off ’cause you’re all so sweet!

DANIELE WATTS
Ooooohhhh

MAX
And also don’t be shooting nobody.

Dr. SUZY
And also don’t be shooting nobody.   It’s increasing… the gun sales, the gun action, the ammosexuality, all of it. And so that’s one reason that we encourage you to express your sexuality without the ammo.  And so we do want Ikkor to sing…

IKKOR (singing)
Sing a song.

Dr. SUZY
We’re almost done with the formal part of the show, then we’re going to have a party. But first, would somebody like to ride the Motorbunny?

GROUP
Oooooohhhhhhh!

DANIELE WATTS
I would.

Dr. SUZY
You would?

DANIELE WATTS
I might.

Dr. SUZY
You might? You might.

DANIELE WATTS
Ahhhhhh!

Dr. SUZY
It’s it’s got fresh Saran wrap.

RHIANNON AARONS
Have you ridden it?

DANIELE WATTS
It’s too fast!

Dr. SUZY
You can adjust the speed. It’s a vibrator.

DANIELE WATTS
Ahhhhh…

Dr. SUZY
It’s a big big vibrator.

MAX
Ah, you’re riding Sybian?

DANIELE WATTS
Uhhhhh….

Dr. SUZY
Don’t tease me. Either ride or don’t.

RHIANNON AARONS
Ride it, Daniele.

MAX
Get on the horse, or get off the horse.

Dr. SUZY
Do you want to work the controls, BeLive?

MAX
Do something with this horse.

DANIELE WATTS
In the time of Revelation, all of the great saviors of humanity come riding on a White Horse.

MAX
Let’s see.

Dr. SUZY
Yes, it’s the Four Horsemen of the Coronapocalypse!  And you’re all four! Ride ’em Cowgirl!

DANIELE WATTS
That’s right.

Dr. SUZY
I’ll hold your microphone, so you don’t have to stress.  Can you turn it on, BeLive? Do you know how to operate it?

DANIELE WATTS
Oh, but Dr. Suzy!

MOTORBUNNY
Buzzzzzzzzz….

Dr. SUZY
You volunteered!

DANIELE WATTS
Oh gosh!

Dr. SUZY
How is it?

CHEF BELIVE
This is fine.

Dr. SUZY
You feel that vibration? Does it feel good?

DANIELE WATTS
Well, it’s like actual like therapy!

Dr. SUZY
Well, it all is, but yes, this really is.

DANIELE WATTS
I mean like it’s therapy for my… like my whole.

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, therapy for your hole.

DANIELE WATTS
I mean like for the whole room.

Dr. SUZY
Yes, the whole Womb Room.

DANIELE WATTS
Hahahahaha yeah!

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, how’s it going? You’re riding it. How’s it feeling?

DANIELE WATTS
Hahahahahaha.  I mean, yeah, it’s good.  I mean, it’s besides – ahhhhhahahaha!

Dr.SUZY
Go Daniele!

DANIELE WATTS
Yeah, you just kind of go with it!

Dr. SUZY
And there she goes Daniele Watts rides the Motorbunny!

DANIELE WATTS
Ahahahahahaha!

Dr. SUZY
Whoohoo! Ride ’em Cowgirl, Daniele!

DANIELE WATTS
That’s really nice!

Dr. SUZY
Yep. Sometimes machines are good.  You know, the greatest thing about technology is vibrators.  Honestly, the vibrator is technology’s greatest contribution to humanity.

DANIELE WATTS
What an unbelievable ride.  It’s a trip.  It’s a real trip.

Dr. SUZY
Yes indeed, Sister Daniele.

DANIELE WATTS
I bet you there’s similar chemical reaction happening that happens with a lot of the entheogenic drugs that open and expand your mind so that you can really commune!

Dr. SUZY
Yes, vibrators are good like that.

DANIELE WATTS
It’s so expansive of the chemicals.

Dr. SUZY
No, chemicals added.

DANIELE WATTS
No, just the freedom of the the natural chemicals that are released through this kind of level of vibration frequency.  Ahhhhhhhhh!

Dr. SUZY
Yes, Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners, you are witnessing pleasure!

DANIELE WATTS
Ahhhhhhhh….So yeah, this.  Well, at least you know like with all the molecules being released, that’s like what’s vibrating in my total frequency right now! Ahhhhh!

Dr. SUZY
So do you want to stay there while Ikkor sings?

DANIELE WATTS
OK….aaaaaahhhhh!

MAX
Sing Igor.

Dr. SUZY
Ikkor, are you ready?  OK, BeLive, you can turn that down just a little bit. 

CHEF BELIVE
OK

MAX
Yeah no, I thought that was a police helicopter.  I’m so paranoid.

IKKOR
Yo, yo, yo.

Dr. SUZY
Oh, and let’s put the Bondage Cross over here.

MAX
Ah, the Cross

DANIELE WATTS
The Bridge, the Rainbow Bridge.

MAX
Excuse me folks, but the Cross has to go right here in the middle.

DANIELE WATTS
Oh wow!

Dr. SUZY
Here are some handcuffs.

DANIELE WATTS
Max, will you explain this terrifying symbolism you’ve just rolled into the room?

MAX
Hahahaha.

Dr. SUZY
Haha. This is the Bondage Cross, otherwise known as the St. Andrew’s Cross.

DANIELE WATTS
It’s appropriate in the sense that I’m still slightly bleeding, I guess.

Dr. SUZY
And it’s it’s really scary looking.  You want to take control with this, Mistress Mina, and tie somebody up?  We will display them.  Who wants to be on display?

DANIELE WATTS
I just said, hey.

Dr. SUZY
You don’t have to be tied up. You could just put your hands up like this.

AMOR HILTON
Mom, we have one!

NOVA
Hi.

Dr. SUZY
Would you like to get on the Bondage Cross?

NOVA
Yes.

DANIELE WATTS
Awww, but Belive took his clothes off and everything.

Dr. SUZY
That’s OK. He can get on later.

DANIELE WATTS
But she has the bondage like medical kinky thing tattoo.  It looks like you’re bonded to some kind of medical science.

NOVA
My work…

DANIELE WATTS
She works in the medical field, she says.

Dr. SUZY
Oh, really, what do you do?  Oh, she doesn’t want to talk about what she does.

DANIELE WATTS
She’s keeping her medical history on the down low like all of us should be allowed to.

Dr. SUZY
That’s fine.

DANIELE WATTS
Sorry, what? Was that political?

Dr. SUZY
Can I help?

MISTRESS MINA
Sure.

Dr. SUZY
I’ll just shackle the left wrist here.

DANIELE WATTS
No, I I’m kidding. I don’t know, say, seeing sometimes and I don’t really understand what I’m saying.  I think I have a slight mental disability there.

Dr. SUZY
OK.

DANIELE WATTS
Shannon, do you know what I’m talking about?

SHANNON CORONADO
Yes.

DANIELE WATTS
You’re a healer. You’ve helped heal friends of ours who had very strong chaotic behavior patterns which you, grounded them with your very earthy energy.

Dr. SUZY
Move the chairs back.

SALLY MULLINS
Yeah!

Dr. SUZY
And anybody that wants to dance a little, there’s not much room, but there’s a little Wiggle Room

DANIELE WATTS
OK.

Dr. SUZY
And we could have a little bit of whipping, paddling…

DANIELE WATTS
Maybe a bottle? Do you think someone is there a bottle of water anywhere? Maybe someone could bring it.

Dr. SUZY
Bring what?

DANIELE WATTS
No, I don’t mean you. I mean, like, you know, the people back there.

Dr. SUZY
But you’re asking me, Daniele.

DANIELE WATTS
Well, I’m sorry, Dr. Susan, but they all only listen to you.

Dr. SUZY
OK, water!

DANIELE WATTS
Is there someone who can bring a lot of water to balance this earth element of this big woody Cross we’ve brought in.

Dr. SUZY
OK, there’s water, Daniele… Now I need Ikkor to stand up.  And I need my hotties to come forward to dance.

MAX
Hotties, hotties…

Dr. SUZY
OK, Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners, I want you to welcome to the Womb Room stage: Ikkor the Wolf!

GROUP
Applause.

Dr. SUZY
Singing “She Bad”…

IKKOR
Mic check, mic check.

DANIELE WATTS
This is very exciting.

IKKOR
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, look.  Let’s have all the Bad Girls up here, all the beautiful women.

GROUP
Yeah!

IKKOR
She bad, she bad, she bad, she bad.  Say it with me: She Bad!

Dr. SUZY
She Bad!

GROUP
She Bad!

IKKOR
Come on.

MISTRESS MINA
She Bad… I will never lie to you about that.

Dr. SUZY
We’re coming out of hibernation.

IKKOR
Hashtag Bonoboville!

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, yeah.

IKKOR
She get me watchin’ lightweight stalkin’ but n a smooth way she made me say… Damn…
Thick like jam… 10 time dime piece add it up silver dollar made me holler… What up doe… Jus’ to make my presence known um’ a Wolf I roam & now um’ n yo’ zone um’ blown by the way she move that thang shake that thang make it bang… The whole room shake from an assquake… Damn baby u got that pop that steal the show get low everybody on the floor dudes b takin’ it while she shakin’ it back that thang up like, Beep… Beep… Beep… Beep… She bad…
Look how she shake that thang… Look how she make it bang…
Look how she drop it low… Yeah… That girl can go…
Look how she shake that thang…
Look how she move that thang…
Look how she make it bang… Yeah… That girl can go…
Bang… Everybody stop & look at her pop-that-thang bang got’em ready to spend some dough, ohhh… We up n the strip club(Bonobo) yeah they  showin’ me love dub after dub wit’ freaky lap dance clapped hands wit’ a Man I don’t even know… But this night fa’sho that deal… She ill… She said to keep yo’ bills & strap on hold on real tight to these thighs & ride this thrill… Um’ n it for the whole night, so give it to me let me have it no static the baddest one n the club right here… I ain’t lyin’ um’ buyin’, she got it like that… She Bad…
Look how she shake that thang… Look how she make it bang…
Look how she drop it low… Yeah… That girl can go…
Look how she shake that thang…
Look how she move that thang…
Look how she make it bang… Yeah… That girl can go…
Don’t stop… Cuz’ u got me turnt’ by the way u pop & the way u pop it got me hot… So, don’t stop… GO… Work that body, work that body make sure u don’t hurt nobody, cuz’ everybody watchin’ u do yo’ thang shake that thang make it bang, bang, bang, um’ so mesmerized so hypnotized by the way u shake that ass & thighs gave me a rise so I had to buy mo’ rounds, she put it down but she kept me up all night, this chick, She Bad, she the bomb, yup, she “dynomite”… She Bad…
Look how she shake that thang… Look how she make it bang…
Look how she drop it low… Yeah… That girl can go…

And let’s say thank you.

GROUP
Applause.

IKKOR
Mic check check 1-2 hashtag #Bonoboville, you dig?

Dr. SUZY
OK, now that you’ve promoted it, can I take off your shirt?

IKKOR
Yes, you can.

Dr. SUZY
Can you help me, Onyx? Sally?

Dr. SUZY
Ahh, beefcake!

DANIELE WATTS
Aaaahhhhhh!

Dr. SUZY
Let’s have some applause, Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners!

GROUP
Applause.

Dr. SUZY
Looking good, Brother Ikkor. You’ve been working out.

IKKOR
Yes, absolutely.

Dr. SUZY
Now, “We Are One.”

IKKOR
Yes, “We Are One” – Now everybody throw their one’s up!

GROUP
Oooohhh!

Dr. SUZY
And this song is very important to remember as we stand on the brink of war…

MAX
We stand, we stand.

Dr. SUZY
As we seem to be against  each other… still we know, if you’re bonobo, you always enjoy having sex with your friends… but also your enemies.  It’s really exciting.  And it doesn’t have to be sex. It could be just an exchange of food or medicine, or something you need. It feels good to give. It feels right to share…

DANIELE WATTS
It’s true. I often masturbate about people that I have tension with.  And it helps to relieve the tension.

Dr. SUZY
That’s right, it does.

CHEF BELIVE
It’s true.

DANIELE WATTS
That includes people who don’t like me, police officers, authority figures, his ex-wife, his children…

Dr. SUZY
Testify, Sister DaLove.

DANIELE WATTS
So I will bring them into my masturbation and help release that tension.  So I have any kind of tension, I bring it into my fantasies.

CHEF BELIVE
I concur.   I see it happen.

Dr. SUZY
Yes, we often find that our fantasies are about things that bother us.
IKKOR
So you saying in fantasies like this, the detective or the police officer put the cuffs on you and start banging you or something?

Dr. SUZY
Haha, yeah baby.

DANIELE WATTS
Haha yeah, sort of.

IKKOR
He’s got his hat on and his badge on and his clothes open.

DANIELE WATTS
Now that you mention it, Ikkor, yeah sure, absolutely.  I’ll, I’ll definitely grab that one.

Dr. SUZY
Oh yeah, frisk me, baby.

IKKOR
I’ll frisk you.

Dr. SUZY
Oh yeah, I hope you find something.

IKKOR
Ready to go?

Dr. SUZY
OK, here we go: We Are One.

IKKOr
You got it, Abe?

Dr. SUZY
We Are One, Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners.

IKKOR
Everybody, yeah, it’s all it’s unified.

IKKOR
It’s like very diversified in here with all these different ethnic communities in here.  You know what I’m saying?

Dr. SUZY
That’s right, there’s a lot. We got Ukrainians and Russians, Americans and Palestinians of all religions and colors, black, white, red, yellow and purple.

IKKOR
Yes, it makes it, this makes it beautiful.

Dr. SUZY
We got every different sexual orientation.

SHANNON CORONADO
Did you know I’m German?

Dr. SUZY
All right, we got Germans.

IKKOR
Yeah, I’m here for the world.  You only got one time on this physical plane.  Make it to count.  WE ARE ONE.

IKKOR
Yep, I can be grimy and greasy, really easy, believe me, that’s nothing being on the block strapping in spots evading the cops till I got pop.  My handcuffs on my wrists sit down and then they think about the Wildman.  They’re thinking I got shipped.  The fitness earth needs me.  I’m Hancock and now won’t stop giving the props, throwing the piece and showing my love and knowledge above, that’s what I’m on about.  That level of self a little y’all.  Now let it trickle down, let it fall like the season good peeps don’t need reason to be nice that’s for themselves who’s cold as ice and now think twice I got your six it takes 6 most steps to have your 12 mom and Daddy elders raised me well would integrity was there to my humanity is going to take the men and we do conquer this Saturday to park.

We all want y’all come on throw your hands up.  You win.  Ah, together.  Come on, don’t know.

We are one. 
We are one.

Dr. SUZY
We Are One.

GROUP
We Are One.

IKKOR
Oh I can get it poppin’
I can b grimy, greasy real easy believe me, that’s nothin’
Been on them blocks trappin’ n spots evadin’
the cops til’ I got popped
now silver bracelets on my wrist
HMMM…
Sit down a minute think about it while um’ n there thinkin’
I got shit to finish, earth needs me, “Hancock”
But I won’t stop givin’ up props throwin’ up peace & showin’ my love
& all the above
that’s what um’ all about, now let Wolf shout,
I love yall, now let it trickle
down let it fall
Like the season good peeps don’t need reason to nice
that’s for them souls who’s cold as ice &
I don’t think twice,
I got’cho 6 & take 6 mo’ steps
to have yo’ 12 Momma, Daddy, Elders raised me well wit’ integrity
which led to my humanity,
“It’s gonna take the Man n me to conquer this insanity”
Tupac
We r one… Together…
You & I… Together…
Intertwined… Together…
We r one… We r one… We r one…
Sometimes society & life can feel like a bad storm,
infinite thunder & lightin’
but’chu keep strikin’,keep fightin’,
stickin’ & movin’ showin’ & provin’
that jus’ wit’ a lil’ peace, life can go a long way
So Wolf is here to help pave the way wit’ mo’ peace,
we already got war n our own streets
from here to the middle east
& abroad but um’ down for the cause,
been had my call of humanity,
“It’s gonna’ take the Man n me to conquer this insanity”…
Tupac Rest n Peace
rep the belly of the beast
wit’ a Detroit State of Mind, El Zi
& I ain’t shy, cuz’ I got love to spread
If love is my butter then earth is my bread,
let’s eat n peace like Kings & Queens we feast
& sing, “Can we all jus’ get along”, R.I.P. Rodney King,
Doc Martin Luther, um’ still pushin’ yo’ dream, cuz’
We r one…
We r one… Together…
You & I… Together…
Intertwined… Together…
We r one… We r one… We r one…
I guess I won’t see the peace
that I need until I reach them streets of the G-O-D,
until then um’ goin’ n swimmin’
POF, yup, um’ that guy I swam by I said & then left,
water bubbles, the world is n trouble
so bartender give’em a double
glass of integrity mix wit’ a shot of humanity,
the ultimate boilermaker ultimately for the sake of mankind,
we need to intertwine, racial shine,
elevate our minds
like we dun’ hit finest lines of Kush, lungs push,
blow to the world, reach to a Man, Woman, touch a boy touch a girl
but wit’ no Sandusky, trust me,
u don’t want the state pen, big up to Penn State,
don’t let one Man’s hate seal that schools fate
I think that school’s great
so go kids, educate, graduate, demonstrate,
that We r One…
We r one… Together…
You & I… Together…
Intertwined… Together…
We r one… We r one… We r one…
R.I.P. Rodney King, Doc Martin Luther,
um’ I’m still pushing your dream
 ’cause we are…

Dr. SUZY
One!

IKKOR
One.

Dr. SUZY
Together.

IKKOR
You and I together.  We are one. We are one.  We are one together.  We Are One, Bonoboville, we are one.

Dr. SUZY
Let’s hear it for Ikkor the Wolf, Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners!

GROUP
Applause

Dr. SUZY
What’s up, Capt’n Max?

MAX
Well, I’m sitting here backstage with one of my favorite people. Actually, as an artist, she had a lot of effect on me.  And that’s Abby.

Dr. SUZY
Abby?

MAX
Yeah, since we found her on RT, she’s the only person…

Dr. SUZY
Is Abby Martin here?

MAX
that’s telling even – forget the whole truth – but any kind of truth.

Dr. SUZY
Wow… I’m impressed with us!

MAX
Yeah.

Dr. SUZY
Abby Martin is a big hero of ours

MAX
Yeah, yeah.

Dr. SUZY
A big hero.

DANIELE WATTS
Oooh.

Dr. SUZY
And so is her husband, Mike Prysner, who actually and very effectively interrupted a Bush speech.

MAX
Yeah, yeah.  Oh, that was great.

Dr. SUZY
Mike put George W. Bush in his place as a warmonger of warmongers.  So we’re very excited to have the amazing Abby Martin and Mike Prysner here.

DANIELE WATTS
Woo hoo!

Dr. SUZY
Want to say hi?

MIKE PRYSNER
Oh hey thanks!

Dr. SUZY
We’re so happy to have you both here.

MIKE PRYSNER
Love you.

Dr. SUZY
You here we did a really long in-depth interview with Abby a few years ago that you can watch on Youtube or on our site.  And I hope to do another one soon. 

ABBY MARTIN
We really appreciate you. Thanks so much for having us.

Dr. SUZY
Thank you for joining us!

MAX
We love you!

Dr. SUZY
And I think we’ve got to wind up the formal part of the show.  So now you can get in the bed or on the cross or on the Motorbunny or on the piano…and enjoy!

DANIELE WATTS

Oooooh..

AMOR HILTON 
Yeah mama

MAX
Look at this.

Dr. SUZY
And right now, where you are… whether you’re watching us in a mansion, on a hill or in a cardboard box…Whatever your D’Vice and whatever your Vices…I’m just so happy to be with you again like this.  Our time together is so precious, so fleeting…So I want you to Be Good.  Surround yourself with good.  Be Bonobo. Follow the Bonobo Way.   And I want you to be happy.   I mean you can be sad. I get sad sometimes. But when you can be happy, cherish the moment and BE happy.  And try not to hurt anybody… even if you’re not happy.  That’s the more important thing. Don’t hurt anybody!  Unless they want to be hurt, and then it’s a consensual kinky thing. 

MAX
Yeah, sure, that’s good, yeah, yeah.

Dr. SUZY
A little consensual slapping or spanking is good kinky fun. Better than war.

MAX
Yeah, you got the money, come over.

DANIELE WATTS
Hahahahaha.

MAX
Not here though.

Dr. SUZY
And I want you to make like bonobos, not baboons!

DANIELE WATTS
Oooooooh!

GROUP
Applause

MAX
Be Bonobo.

Dr. SUZY
Make Kink Not War!  Make Love Not War!  Make love to someone you love tonight… even if that someone is you.  I love you.

GROUP
Applause

Dr. SUZY
Say “I love you.”

GROUP
I love you!  Cheers!

Dr. SUZY
OK, let’s just dance around a little bit, eat, drink, play… Oh John Barrymore! Hi! I didn’t know you were here.

John Barrymore
Hi, hi

Dr. SUZY
Welcome back to Bonoboville!

Show Length 01:38:12  Date: April 23, 2022

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© May 29,  2022 by Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” a world-renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 213-291-9497.