Length 01:33:05 Date: June 1st, 2019

by Dr. Susan Block.

The Bonobo Way is on its way back to AASECT, the biggest, most esteemed sex therapy and education conference in the world.

Getting prepped for delivering the Bonobo Way to AASECT 2019 with a little sneak peek dress rehearsal. Photo: Harry Sapien

AASECT 2019 Here We Come!

I’ve been a member of AASECT, the American Association of Sex Educators, Counselors & Therapists, for over 15 years. Of course, I’m a little different from more conventional sex therapists. I’m a “Therapist Without Borders.” Though I respect AASECT certification, I choose not to get it for myself, so that I can continue conducting sex therapy and education “my way” which, in addition to more conventional sex therapy techniques, includes fantasy roleplay, guided masturbation, phone sex therapy, erotic theater therapy and other perfectly legal, but AASECT-forbidden practices. 

Erotic Theater Therapy with Agwa Masks, Bonobo Mask & Vulva Puppet in Bonoboville. Photo: Bianca (who also took the Journal Cover Photo)

Nevertheless, I had a wonderful time delivering The Bonobo Way of Inclusivity to AASECT 2016 in beautiful San Juan, Puerto Rico, where despite (or maybe because of) my differences, I was warmly welcomed (see video below).

So, I’m happy to be invited back for an (updated) encore. This time, it’ll be The Bonobo Way: An Alternative Great Ape Paradigm to Human Sexuality and Transformational, Healing Pleasure.

Shannon introduces me for the dress rehearsal. Do I look confused or what? For the actual conference, I’ll be introduced by AASECT Chair of the Professional Education and Steering Committee, Dr. Rosalyn Dischiavo. Photo: Harry Sapien

I’m especially excited because AASECT 2019 will be held in my hometown of Philadelphia, “City of Brotherly Love” (sounds like Gay Pride!) and hoagies (looks like Gay Pride!).

Philadelphia here I cum (right back where I started… frum?)! Photo: Bianca

I doubt I’ll have time to return to my old haunts, most of which are out in the ‘burbs of Penn Valley, but it’ll be nostalgic for me just to be talking about love, sex and “transformational, healing pleasure” in the place where I first experienced those bonoboësque things (sometimes in the backseat of a car, but hey you’ve got to start somewhere!)—though it would be years after I left Philly before I learned about bonobos.

Pretending My Banana is a Hoagie. Photo: Bianca

Each of my Bonobo Way talks is a little different, so I always use the live broadcast before the event as a “rehearsal” for the talk. So, watching this show gives you a “sneak peek” into what I’ll be doing in Philly.

PHOTO 1: HARRY SAPIEN.  PHOTOS 2-3: BIANCA

Since I’ll be out-of-town, plus AASECT is a lot stricter about who attends than DomCon, aside from Capt’n Max, I won’t be accompanied by my amazing Bonoboville crew nor my fabulous Commedia Erotica players.

So, it’s a no-frills presentation: just me talking about bonobos. Hopefully, “just me” is compelling enough to keep your attention for an hour.

Just Me talking Bonobos. Photo: Harry Sapien. Bonobo photo: Dr. Frans de Waal

I’m not even wearing sexy latex. AASECT is more of a comfy cotton crowd, so I’m just in a cotton tank top—emblazoned with kissing bonobos—and a skirt (a few inches longer than usual)… plus my rainbow pride high heels.

Kicking Up My Heels for Gay Pride. Photo: Harry Sapien

Happy Gay Pride Month, Brothers and Sisters!

Pride: Gay the Bonobo Way

Bonobos are gay (in a way), and that’s okay! I’ve said it before, but I’ll say it again:  Gay Pride could use a mascot, and what better mascot than the bonobo? For millennia, major religious groups, politicians and other so-called authorities have railed against homosexuality and bisexuality, deeming it ‘unnatural’ and dangerous to society. Gay Pride season is a time to acknowledge that same-gender sexual relations are not a decadent, peculiarly human perversion of nature, but natural and even socially beneficial.

Showing off my rainbow panties for Pride Month. Photo: Harry Sapien

Many other nonhuman animals enjoy ‘gay sex,’ including swans, penguins, lions (meaning that the “kings” of the jungle are sometimes actually Queens), bed bugs (so a lot more gay sex is happening in Bible-Thumping marital beds than they want to admit) and dolphins. Yes, Flipper was gay, and that’s okay.

Dolphins are cool and very smart, but bonobo apes are closest to human apes (yes, we are apes), over 98% genetically similar to us. Bonobos have a lot of sex in a Bonobo Sutra of positions, including face-to-face, and much of it is same-gender sex, maybe even more than with the opposite gender. Bonobos show us how natural, normal, healthful, viable and valuable same-sex relations can be for apes like us, not just for the immediate participants, but for the community as a whole, nurturing the ecosexual health of the “tribe.” 

Bonobo Sutra of Rainbow Pride (and yes, the back of the high heel makes a good sex toy). Photo: Selfie

Virtually all female bonobos enjoy “lesbian” relations, performing what primatologists call “genito-genital” or “GG” rubbing, rapidly swishing their swollen pink vulvas against each other, often resulting in profound orgasms. The native Bongandu people call this primal dance “hoka-hoka” which sounds like a bonobo tango, and that’s just what it looks like, only it’s rapid vulva-to-vulva rather than slow cheek-to-cheek. And these “hot bi girls” of the Great Ape World aren’t just “gay for pay.” Among bonobos, girl-girl sex is at least as passionate as boy-girl. Hoka-hoka lubricates life in Bonoboville, shaping politics along with orgasms, creating a sexy sense of female solidarity that empowers the bonobo gals in the community, helping them to stick together to keep the rape rate down and assure that the ladies get first dibs on food and other goodies.

Bonobo males also have frequent same-sex relations. They tend to resolve conflict by literally “turning the other cheek” (butt-rubbing) or with testicle play, kissing, hugging and “penis-fencing,” channeling their natural, testosterone-fueled aggression into erotic, non-violent activity. Within this intimate male-male communion lies one of the reasons that no bonobo has ever been seen killing another bonobo in the wild or captivity. Unlike common chimps who do kill each other and wage territorial wars, bonobos make peace through pleasure.

Double Rainbow Pride Selfie

Of course, the bisexual nature of bonobos doesn’t exactly parallel human bisexuality or queer inclinations. Regardless of the differences, witnessing the fluid sexuality of bonobos helps gay, bi, transgender and other LGBTQ folks embrace their sexuality. Moreover, gay sexual activity is key to keeping the peace in Bonoboville. That is, when male bonobos engage in penis fencing and other erotic interactions, they’re less likely to kill one another. And when the females do the hoka-hoka, they’re more apt to look out for each other.

Simply watching bonobos shows us that LGBTQ sexual diversity is utterly organic and natural, adding to the richness of our individual lives and the ecology of our society. It may even be the key to peace on Earth. The bonobos show us the way. They represent a peaceful, bisexual—or even more precisely “pansexual” (bonobos’ Latin name being Pan paniscus)—Great Ape paradigm for humanity. That’s why Gay Pride should adopt the bonobo as a mascot, and help to save the real, highly endangered bonobos from extinction.

Rush Limp Balls Cries “Uncle” to My ReBUTTal

Before I rehearse for AASECT, I touch upon some breaking Bonoboville news with my executive producer, chief camera man and husband of 27 years, Capt’n Max, and my bright and beautiful editorial assistant, Shannon Sweet, looking fierce and fiery in a fire-engine red lace, off-the-shoulder frock while fielding comments on Facebook Live.

PHOTO 1: HARRY SAPIEN.  PHOTOS 2-4: BIANCA.  PHOTO 5: SELFIE

Later, Ana joins the cast, sporting fabulous Gay Pride peddle-pusher pants and a fashionable DrSusanBlock.Tv Tee.

Ana shows off her pride. Photo: Bianca

After last Saturday’s amazing show putting the King of Creeps Rush Limp Balls (thanks for the nickname, Michael Eric) in his place for vainly attempting to mock me and Post-Trump Sex Disorder—despite agreeing with me that this form of PTSD is real and then using me to sell his Limp-Balled fascist-lite newsletter—took down the whole episode from YouTube!

I don’t know why he did this exactly, but it certainly appears he cried “Uncle!” to our excellent reBUTTtal on last week’s show.

Last Saturday’s ReBUTTal kicked Rush Limp Balls off of YouTube (well, he kicked himself off in self-mortification)! Photo: Unscene Abe

Good thing we recorded the whole thing before he took it down! Watch it now on DrSuzy.Tv or Facebook.

Keeping Presidunce tRump, sitting on a Jeffrey Vallance art pee pad in my Mom’s Eames chair, under gag order with a banana so he won’t infect Bonoboville with Post-Trump Sex Disorder. Photo: Bianca

Read more about Post-Trump Sex Disorder in Counterpunch, Salon, Cosmo and drsusanblock.com

Sex in the Pews

Sex in the Pews hosts Glenn Klein and Owen Pratt did a divine interview with me about sex and religion, Ethical Hedonism, the debatable “virginity” of Jesus (aka Yehoshua), the Judeo-Christian-Islamic God and Greco-Roman Gods, bonobos, The Bonobo Way, Ecosexuality, outercourse, first-time sex at Camp Ramah (with my first real boyfriend who became a Lubavitcher Rabbi), male and female circumcision (I’m not in favor of either when performed on infants or children), female orgasm and sex education, treatment for victims of religious sexual abuse and much more. The only thing we didn’t really talk about was actually having “sex in the pews.” I didn’t do that, though I did do some torrid hand-holding and smoked my first joint in the Bible closet with a Hebrew school classmate named Buzz.

Recounting My Revelations on “Sex in the Pews.” Photo: Bianca

Thank you Steve Karras for playing Shadchan (Yiddish for “matchmaker”) and introducing us.

Go Bonobos for freedom of religion, freedom from religion and great God-crying sex! Amen and Awomen.

Speaking of freedom, Julian Assange and Chelsea Manning are both still in prison for exercising freedom of speech and freedom of the press. Assange is now in the Bellmarsh Prison hospital. I keep fantasizing about his lover and fierce advocate, Pamela Anderson, dressing up as a nurse/angel and coming in to heal him and spirit him out of that awful place.

Julian and Pamela: Freedom Lovers

But seriously, it’s bad. Life-threatening for Assange, and terrible for journalism (what’s left of it). Free Julian and Chelsea! Props to Pamela! Amen and Awomen.

Two Callers: Singing Chris G. & Foot Fetish John

Just before I’m about to rehearse, a call comes in… and then another! See, when we beg for calls, they never come. When we’re too busy to take calls, the phone rings and rings.

Ring Ring! Call Me & Talk Free (Most) Saturday Nights 10:30pm – Midnight PST: 626-461-5960 or 1-866-289-7068. Don’t be late! Photo: Bianca

Our first caller is three-time SUZY award winner Chris Gagliardi of New Jersey who brings us up-to-date on his college studies, taking care of his sick mom (get well soon, Mrs. Gagliardi!), his political and autism-awareness activism, as well as his recent singing recital where he sang ABBA’s “Thank You for the Music.”

Chris G gives a speech… or maybe he’s singing.

I coax him into singing a few bars. Not that I’ve ever been *into* ABBA, but Shannon, a walking, talking encyclopedia of music of all kinds, is all about it!

Presenting Musicologist Shannon Sweet. Photo: Harry Sapien

It must be Jersey (Joisey?) night in Bonoboville because our next caller is also from the great Garden State.

PHOTOS: HARRY SAPIEN. 

“John” is a self-described foot fetishist who enjoys toe-sucking and foot play of all kinds with, of all people, his own wife! And yes, he even rubs her toes before sucking them.

Stripping off my shoe and stocking for Foot Fetish John. Photo: Harry Sapien

Wow, what a well-adjusted foot fetishist!

Just for that, I take off one rainbow high heel and stocking and wiggle my rainbow-pedicured toes in approval.

I even bare my sole for John.

Baring My Soul as Shannon wiggles her toes in her high-heeled sandals. Photo: Bianca

 Shannon’s pretty unpedicured toes are already on display in her high-heeled sandals.

In Foot Fetish Therapy mode, trying to help John figure out the origins of his desire. Photo: Harry Sapien

John asks me if I can help him figure out where his foot fetish “comes from.” This turns out to be incredibly easy. I ask him if he remembers when he first started getting interested in female feet… was it his mom’s feet? His neighbor’s? A babysitter’s?

Shannon shows off the soles of her sandals. Photo: Bianca

My question immediately triggers John’s memory of his older sisters teasing and playfully dominating him with their bare feet when he was a little boy. Though no sex was involved (thankfully), their foot-teasing did plant a seed of foot fetishism within him that grew as he grew older.

If only all sex therapy was as easy as it is with John!

Happy Birthday, Abe & Marilyn!

After my AASECT rehearsal (which Capt’n Max says goes really well, and his opinion is my main concern, plus Shannon laughs at most of my jokes, even though she’s seen or heard them all before)…

Shannon dutifully, or genuinely (who cares–it sounds good!), laughs at most of my jokes while everyone else films me in stony (or maybe stoned) silence. Photo: Harry Sapien

…we celebrate the 27th birthday of Unscene Abe!

Abe starts celebrating in the Bonoboville Commissary at the stroke of midnight June 1st. Several other Bonobo Sapiens are celebrating with him but were not camera-ready.

Actually, we started celebrating Abe’s birthday the night before with champagne and smokables, but now we have cake!

Happy Birthday, Marilyn Monroe! “Marilyn” is my middle name (my Dad loved MM, but Mom wouldn’t allow my first name to be that of the world’s most notorious sexpot, so they settled on it being in the middle). and Marilyn is Bonoboville’s Patron Saint. Photo: Bianca

It’s also the birthday of Marilyn Monroe, who would be 93 if she were alive.

PHOTOS: BIANCA

So it’s fitting that Abe’s chocolate cake has a sexy little doll perched in the middle of the strawberries and cream who looks a bit like Marilyn.

We sing “Happy Birthday to You… Happy Birthday to You… Happy Birthday, Mr. Technical Director… Happy Birthday to You!”–Marilyn-Style as Abe films his cake… or himself. Photo: Harry Sapien

To make her Facebook-friendly, Ana puts little chocolate and vanilla “pasties” on her nipples.

Birthday Speech! Photo: Harry Sapien

We also realize that Abe, my Gemini brother, is as old as our marriage, since we were married and he was born in 1992.

PHOTOS 1-2: BIANCA.  PHOTOS 3-4: HAPPY SAPIEN

I feel like 27 is a lucky number, but not everybody feels that way, and hopefully neither Abe nor our marriage will join the dreaded 27 Club anytime this year.

PHOTOS 1, 6, 8: BIANCA.  PHOTOS 2, 3, 4, 5, 7: HARRY SAPIEN

Unscene Abe is very much seen in this show and even gives a short birthday speech: “I feel like I’m still young, but old enough… to know better.”

Then we all sing, in our breathiest Marilyn voices, “Happy Birthday to you… Happy Birthday to you… Happy Birthday, Mr. Technical Director… Happy Birthday to you…” just like MM sang to “Mr. President” John Kennedy back in 1962.

Mask Party for Marilyn & Abe. Photo: Harry Sapien

The partying continues after the live broadcast with more cake, strawberries, champagne and Agwa mask-wearing.

Happy Gemini Birthday, Unscene Abe & Marilyn Monroe! Photo: Harry Sapien

Then we watch Pink Floyd’s amazing animated Flower Sex scene in The Wall.

What an aphrodisiac!

And though there’s still no big bacchanalian orgies in the new Bonoboville (well, not yet!), the Captain and I once again conquer Post-Trump Sex Disorder, orgasming our creaky, sneezy, but-not-yet-dead way into dreamland.

In the Lap of Love. Photo: Selfie

Next stop: AASECT in Philly!

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SPANK ‘n’ ART Speakeasy Journal on sale now! Photo: Selfie

© June 1, 2019. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 310-568-0066.

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Length 02:00:42 Date: June 29th, 2019

by Dr. Susan Block.

I broadcast most of this show in the dark. It’s kind of freaky. There we are, all set to broadcast when, about a minute before showtime, all the power goes out, not just in the little Love Church of the Bonobo Way, not just in the new Village of Bonoboville—but in the whole goddamn neighborhood! No, I will not tell you which neighborhood. The Dr. Susan Block Show is broadcast live every Saturday night from an undisclosed location somewhere in Greater L.A.

It’s awfully dark in here… Oh yeah, I’m wearing shades… Oh no, the power’s gone out! Photo: Bianca

In any case, it’s Saturday night, and my crew is there, my guest is there, and I am fucking there. So, the show must go on… in the dark.

“Even if I’m just (broadcasting) in the dark..” Photo: Bianca

And it isn’t so terrible. Let’s just say I’ve done worse. If Springsteen could “dance in the dark,” I can broadcast in the dark.

With no power, Sunshine can’t make the sun shine… or get on Facebook. Photo: Jux Lii

Dance, broadcast, swing or survive, “Swing through Life” is the 11th step of the 12 Steps to Liberating Your Inner Bonobo, and that’s just what we do. We do almost the whole show live in the dark, with a few blindingly bright LED lights, a couple of fake candles, flashlights, the sparkle of Goddess Phoenix’s fiber-optic whip and all of our camera phones on batteries. While I can’t see a thing, the video actually doesn’t look bad on Facebook Live and DrSuzy.Tv, though it keeps cutting out, and we only have internet on the camera feeds, so my charming assistant Sunshine McWane can’t get on Facebook to communicate with everybody. Also, the fire alarm keeps beeping, irritating the hell out of some of our cherished viewers, and the phones are down (somebody forgot to take the phone backup machine from the old place), so we can’t take calls.

In Violet for Violet. Photo: Selfie

Well, you can’t always get want you want—especially with no power—and we do have a very special guest that a lot of people want: Violet Myers. Thus the name of this show, and thus the color of my outfit.

Saucy Violet

Gorgeous, voluptuous (34DDD), 23-year-old  Violet Myers came to Bonoboville about a year ago as an intern. A psychology student at Glendale Community College, she covered up her “assets” in a denim jacket and jeans, saying she loved the show and wanted to work “behind the scenes.” So, we put her behind a camera for several Saturday nights where she showed us she had a “good eye” and a creative cam style. Then one Saturday night (which happened to be International Sex Workers Day), one of my guests flaked (Thank you, Jeff Flake, for making that word yours!), so Violet filled in and a star was born.

PHOTOS 1-2: BIANCA.  PHOTO 3: JUX LII

Actually, we didn’t know it, but Violet was already a camgirl, and very soon after her appearance on DrSuzy.Tv she rocketed into porn stardom with featured roles in films by Brazzers, Reality Kings and Banger Bros. And why not? She looks like a young Kim Kardashian, only much prettier and more natural. So, within less than a year, her @VioletSaucy Twitter following grew from 100 to 144,000. That is an intriguingly Biblical number appearing in the Book of Revelations as come the Apocalypse, 144,000 lucky bastards will be resurrected to heaven while the rest of us go down in floods and flames. Not that it matters, since Violet already takes her followers (sure to increase to 145,000 very shortly) to heaven on Earth. This is important since the floods and flames of Climate Change are already upon us.

Chatting with Violet Myers about her porno life and times. Photo: Harry Sapien

Needless to say, Violet quit school to focus on her exploding career, though she intends to go back someday to get her psychology degree. Then, it seems, my former intern might like to do a show like I do, though in her own way, of course. She already practices a kind of sex therapy with her fans and clients which I have no doubt heals their pain and alienation in various ways.

Violet talks about healing her fans + how good she is at BJs! Photo: Jux Lii

So, there in shine of the LED lights, surrounding my deep darkness, we chat about Violet’s love for rough sex (definitely a plus in contemporary porn), her talent for giving sloppy blowjobs (her “secret,” she says, is that she doesn’t do it for the guys; she does it for herself) and her “saucy” ability to deliver comebacks, which she adorably calls “clapbacks,” to her hater/stalkers on social media. When we ask her most frequent fan requests, she pauses, smiles, rolls her beautiful big brown eyes and says, “farting.” To be specific, Violet’s fans want to watch her “eat” a fart as it emerges from somebody’s ass.

Yep.

This sounds pretty gross to most people, including me; but neither Violet nor I judge people for their fetishes as long as they pursue them consensually and responsibly. Another DrSuzy.Tv guest, brainy sexy Kelsey Obssession—a camgirl who recently received her doctorate in psychology (so yes, there’s precedent!)—also specializes in farting fetish videos. The funny thing is, until they invent a video that’s “scratch and sniff,” the performer doesn’t have to actually fart; they just should act like they did.

Sweet Violet doesn’t “judge” her fart fetishists. Photo: Jux Lii

One of the most vital keys to Violet’s success (besides her beauty, smarts, bonoboesque empathy and great boobs) is her family’s support, something that very few porn stars or other kinds of sex workers receive. As usual, several members of Violet’s close-knit family are in attendance to support her chosen endeavors, including her best friend, Aunt Rose and marvelous Mom.

Female Ejaculation

Plus Violet squirts! At least, she’s female-ejaculated a few times, though just in her private life and camming, not yet in porn.

Violet talks about how and when she squirts. Photo: Jux Lii

We talk about Violet’s “process” for regular orgasm and female ejaculation, as well as the different ways that women squirt.

This was one of the few subjects I actually *planned* to get into on this show. In fact, before the lights went out, I was going to call the show “Violet Waters,” partly because I call female ejaculation “Holy Water.”

Showing my “Squirt for Peace” thong, with Maria and Ana of FindSisterhood, right after our interview about Female Ejaculation. Photo: Selfie

A few days ago, I did an interview on the subject with Ana and Maria, the lovely ladies of “Find Sisterhood” (more about that later, when they post the interview).

Sunshine didn’t “learn” to squirt like Violet and I (and many other women) did; it just happens to her sometimes, usually when she hasn’t come in a while, and it’s not something she can control.

Sunshine shares her “out of control” female ejaculation experiences. Photo: Bianca

Women do squirt differently, but we all agree it’s not pee!

Only the naysayers, G-spot deniers, incels and golden shower fetishists say that’s what it is.

Still, ejaculating women are often nervous about it.

Don’t worry, squirt and squirt-lovers: It’s Holy Water! Photo: Bianca

I delve into the chemical composition in detail in Squirting World and on our critically acclaimed Squirt Salon video, but to summarize: It’s Holy Water–sexy as sin and good for the skin!

Tongue vs Penis

Though we can’t take calls, Tim Sewell asks a question on Facebook: “Do you think a man’s ability to use his tongue to pleasure you is more important than his penis?”

Sunshine relays Tim’s cunnilingus question. Photo: Harry

Judging by the wording, it sounds like Tim was expect a resounding “Yes!”

It’s true that a lot of women can only come from cunnilingus, and often find a “cunning linguist” to be a preferable partner to an expert cocksman. However, those women are not on this show.

Sunshine and Violet prefer phallus to tongue… but maybe they haven’t yet experienced the right tongue. Photo: Bianca

Both Sunshine and Violet (sounds like we’re spending a sundrenched day in the garden!) would choose intercourse (or vibrators!) over receiving oral. Indeed, they confess that they’ve never climaxed from receiving cunnlingus, which is a clear sign that they haven’t had a truly talented, patient and sensitive oral lover (like the Captain). Also sometimes cunnilingual climaxes are so crazy-intense, you really want to be penetrated right afterwards… which makes them great foreplay.

With Sunshine and Violet (BEFORE the power went out): Like being surrounding by flowers on a sunny day! Photo: Selfie

Listen to the show above or watch it on DrSuzy.Tv to find out more!

Yachting Waters

Another reason I was going to call this show “Violet Waters,” is that Capt’n Max and I went on a rare outing this week to visit our old friend Joel Eisenberg on his yacht parked in the harbor of Marina del Rey.

In front of the Golden Rose, Joel’s yacht, and the Honor, the Russian Oligarch’s yacht. Photo: Selfie

Once upon a time, Joel made multiple millions in the phone business; I met him in the late 1980s, just as I was envisioning the telephone as a powerful medium for therapy.

With Capt’n Max and Capt’n Joel. Photo: Selfie

Joel’s yacht, the Golden Rose, is pretty big at 100 feet long, which even impressed Capt’n Max who knows a thing or two about seafaring vessels.

With Golden Rose Captain Joel. Photo: Selfie

It has enough room onboard to house almost as many people as are in Bonoboville, all of them there to make Joel’s life easy or entertaining since he’s retired from the phone biz and pretty much everything except trying to keep track of all his kids, grandkids and friends.

Joel’s objectively large yacht is a little canoe compared to The Honor, a massive ship parked next to him, owned, he says, by a “Russian oligarch” who never shows up, but keeps a full crew on board at all  times. 

Two Captain on a parked yacht on a cloudy day. Photo: Selfie

Not that we’re size queens when it comes to yachts. Lord and Lady knows the bigger they are, the more they pollute the waterways, though it’s nice to have room to invite your friends for an overnight.

Steering by Foot. Photo: Selfie

Meanwhile, Joel’s private plane was parked in Santa Monica airport, waiting for the weather to clear so he could fly it home to Seattle while his crew piloted the yacht and somebody drove the car.

That’s right; in the midst of all these ridiculously sunny days, wouldn’t you know it: the day we went on the yacht, the sky was cloudy and grey, and the water wasn’t even blue but, well, violet.

Something’s fishy. Photo: Selfie

Dark violet with waves of grey.

Free the #TrumpCamp Children! Free Assange and Manning!

Back in Bonoboville, just as the show is almost over, suddenly the power comes on.

And PG&E said, “Let there be light!” Photo: Harry Sapien

I get in a few political bits: excoriating tRump for his unconscionable #tRumpCamps that are, despite protests, imprisoning more and more helpless, innocent, migrant children under worse conditions than Guantánamo and Manzanar.

Winding up Goddess Phoenix’s fiber-optic whip to spank Presidunce tRump’s belligerent balls on Jeffrey Vallance’s art pee pad. Photo: Jux Lii

Free the children!

Free the #TrumpCamps-imprisoned children! Photo: Bianca

Take all that cash being shoveled into these tRumpCamp concentration camps, money for kids that don’t even get beds, toothbrushes or other necessities, and use it to reunite them with their families and/or fund a branch of Head Start for them.

While we’re freeing innocent people… free Julian Assange and Chelsea Manning, still languishing in prison for whistle-blowing on U.S. war crimes.

PHOTOS: 1 & 3: JUX LII.  PHOTO 2: HARRY SAPIEN

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What a big hit SPANK ‘n’ ART and SPLOSH ‘n’ ART were with Joel, as well as Ana and Maria—people of very different tastes—and that’s just this week.

Mad Moderator of AASECT Roz Dischiavo

The Speakeasy Journals and The Bonobo Way were also a big hit at AASECT. Speaking of waters, these were troubled waters indeed, especially at my session.

Yes, finally, the new journal post you’ve been waiting for (well, some of you): “Hoagies, AASECT, the Mad Moderator & The Bonobo Way.”

Max and I with Billy Penn.  Photo: Selfie

It’s all there, laid out in black and white with colorful photos: the harrowing, enlightening, sexy, funny and all-too-true tale of my recent trip to my hometown of Philadelphia to see Billy Penn, eat hoagies and talk bonobos at AASECT 2019!

Rosalyn Dischiavo, EdD, MA, CSE, CSES, etc. etc., aka “Roz,” AASECT Professional Education & Steering Committee Chair & Mad Abusive Moderator of The Bonobo Way

What a trip, and what a mad mad moderator Roz Dischiavo turned out to be… and what a journal!

The AASECT Board commiserated on my ill treatment that you’ll find described therein, but asked me to not to publicize the problem online. I guess they feel that an AASECT conference is like Vegas: What happens at AASECT stays at AASECT.

Though Roz’s assault was harrowing in real time, it’s pretty funny in retrospect. Photo: Harry Sapien

Well, I’m a journalist and a broadcaster as well as a sex therapist, so that’s not the way I feel. The fact is, I have nothing to hide and a lot to expose. I hope my exposition helps to foster an environment where future AASECT speakers do not receive such unprofessional, abusive treatment from a “moderator” ever again.

Mad Roz’s assault makes Max mad, and he has every right to be. Me, I’m just glad to have survived to tell the tale (and to have Max as my ally and witness)! Photo: Selfie

Also, in my own way, this journal installment is my therapy, my “Bridge Over (the) Troubled Water” that Roz stirred up so ferociously—seemingly determined to drown me within its terrible turbulence—and that could only be bridged by telling the story.

Sharing just a bit of the story. Read the rest on the AASECT-2019 blog. Photo: Harry Sapien

As always, I’m grateful for the Journey and the lessons learned. I can always learn something from my experiences, even from being verbally assaulted and spit on by my very own moderator!

The Bonobo Way gets me through the day – even really bad days like Roz Day! Photo: Harry Sapien

Follow the Bonobo Way: Peace through pleasure every day.

Bonoboville Communion, Waterboarding, Bonobo-Style & Riding the Motorbunny!

At this point, we end the PG Facebook Live feed, and get down to some good old-fashioned, boob-baring, orgasmic post-show fun.

Violet gets ready to free the nipple for Bonoboville Communion. Photo: Jux Lii

Free the nipple! Amen and Awomen!

PHOTO 1: JUX LII.  PHOTOS 2-3: BIANCA

First I take Bonoboville Communion, my now legendary bonoboesque interpretation of Catholic Communion, from Violet’s ample 34DDD altar (no she was never a Catholic Communion Altar Girl, but she did take Communion in Church!), preparing the altar with my tongue (don’t be jealous, Tim), then applying the sacred salt (“the body”) and licking it up in “Communion” with the Goddess, with a “Last Supper” pillow behind us.

Then, speaking of “water,” Violet treats me to a very good “Waterboarding, Bonobo-Style” with Agwa de Bolivia Herbal Coca Leaf Liqueur (“the blood”), as I nestle my head between her bare thighs to receive the emerald green Holy Water.

PHOTOS 1 & 3: HARRY SAPIEN.  PHOTO 2: JUX LII

Next it’s Violet’s turn to take Communion from my considerably smaller boobs. But Violet, buxom as she may be, is a big believer in the beauty of all breasts, butts and other body parts.

Violet gets Lei’ed by Agwa in Bonoboville. Photo: Jux Lii

Or as our resident comedienne, Sunshine, puts it: “All titties matter.” Yes, it’s politically incorrect to a fault, but after a good waterboarding, it makes me laugh.

Then I waterboard Violet, and she declares Agwa to be her new favorite drink.

Agwa de Bolivia Herbal Coca Leaf Liqueur, official drink of Bonoboville Communion. Photo: Jux Lii

She likes it so much, she takes another Bonoboville Communion from Sunshine’s sunny altar (bigger than mine, smaller than Violet’s), and Sunshine gives her first Waterboarding, an important occasional duty of Dr. Susan Block Show assistants.

PHOTOS 1-2: HARRY SAPIEN.  PHOTOS 3-5: BIANCA.  PHOTO 5: JUX LII

Though she spills a bit on Violet’s chin, at least she doesn’t get it in her eye—like I once did!

PHOTOS 1 & 3: BIANCA.  PHOTO 2: JUX LII

Now that Violet has communed fully, I ask her if she’s ever ridden a Motorbunny, and no, it turns out that she hasn’t.

There’s no time like the present for her to take her virgin ride and, thanks to Harry Sapien’s Eagle Scout-level preparatory skills, our Motorbunny is saran-wrapped for safety and ready for it’s first ride in the new Bonoboville.

PHOTOS 1 & 3: JUX LII.  PHOTO 2: BIANCA

Of course, you can ride the Motorbunny fully clothed or stark naked, so I give our guest a choice.  I’m not surprised when she chooses to keep her shorts on (though her boobs stay out), probably because her family is here. Supportive as they are, it’s a bit of an awkward audience for wild sexual exposure.

Nevertheless, Violet certainly feels the “good vibrations” of the Motorbunny in a big way.

PHOTO 1: JUX LII.  PHOTO 2: HARRY SAPIEN.  PHOTO 3: SELFIE

Yes indeed, now that our power is on, it’s ON.

Violet climaxes through her shorts on her Virgin Motorbunny ride. Photo: Jux Lii

She says it’s like her favorite toy, which is none other than my own favorite toy for 25 years: the good old-fashioned Hitachi Magic Wand. The difference is that Motorbunny let’s you ride that vibration, hands-free, and with greater vibrational coverage of sensitive erogenous zones.

At one point, Violet says she really feels it in her ass (but don’t worry—no farts emerge!). Hearing that, I suggest that she lean forward, and she feels it in her clitoris.

Then she climaxes, or so she says, and she sure looks like she did.

The Feel Test: Yes, these shorts are soaked! Photo: Harry Sapien

No squirting this time, but maybe we just can’t see it because she’s wearing those industrial-strength spandex shorts, and when I put my hand on her crotch, it feels very damp. Violet Waters seep through the shorts!

Cheers to broadcasting in the dark! Photo: Jux Lii

Then Holy Water gives way to champagne, and Violet’s orgasms give way to the Captain’s and mine.

Getting “ready” for the Captain. Photo: Selfie

In darkness and light, righteous indignation and glorious pleasure, it’s another great show.

© June 29, 2019. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 310-568-0066.

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Back in 1996, I interviewed distinguished Harvard Professor of Anthropology, Dr. Richard Wrangham about his book Demonic Males: Apes and the Origins of Human Violence (1996) and bonobo chimpanzees. I hadn’t even written The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure yet, though a chapter in her book The 10 Commandments of Pleasure: Erotic Keys to a Healthy Sexual Life  (1996) was called “The Bonobo Way.” This fascinating discussion with one of the most preeminent experts in the field of anthropology was originally shown on Public Access TV stations throughout the U.S.A.! ~Dr. Suzy

Length 57:02  Date: 1996

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Length 01:36:16 Date: Oct. 26th, 2019

by Dr. Susan Block.

A sexy Freddy Kreuger, a scary Trumpkin and his Ghouliani, two kinky angels (one in a gasmask), a fangless vampire and a wild witch come together in the Womb Room of the little Love Church of the Bonobo Way to celebrate the scary season on the last Saturday of Kink Month 2019, as foreplay for Halloween.

With Sunshine/Freddy Kreuger, Manny, Ariel & Violet of GasMaskGirl & the Trumpkin. Photo: Jux Lii

BOO!

Haunted by goblins, impeachment fantasies and the ghosts of lust, I release my Inner Witch, flying into BOOnoBOOville on my Magic Dildonic Vibrating Broom.

The Magic Dildonic Vibrating Broom: No Fossil Fuels! Photo: Bianca

Wheeeeeeee!

Trumpkin Pumpkin

On my pulpit (well, desk) sits the Trumpkin, scowling at the congregation as we revel in the Donald’s impending departure from our lives—perhaps prematurely, but we never miss a chance to celebrate—at another peachy Impeachment Party.

BOOnoBOOville Trumpkin.gagged by a gourd. Yes, the Billdo the Bill Clinton dildo to his left and a can of Impeachment Peaches to his right.. Photo: Jux Lii

The distinctively disgusting Trumpkin mouth—designed by Max, carved by Miguel—forms the open oval that’s so characteristic of our Presidunce when he is loudly denigrating someone, obnoxiously whining about something, shamelessly inflating his importance or just telling another one of his many thousands of lies.

My yellow marabou boa twirled around the top represents his feathered nest of ridiculous hair.

Then there are his beady little eyes and nose hollowed out in a triangle from snorting all that Adderall.

PHOTOS 1 & 4: YOEL DEJESUS.  PHOTOS 2,5,6,7: JUX LII.  PHOTO 3:BIANCA

Throughout the show, I perform perverse acts with the Trumpkin as my Trumpocalypse therapy, such as force-feeding it’s big mouth the business end of my Dildonic Broom and keeping it under gag order with various phallic gourds.

Witches, Bitches & Sexy Freddy Kreuger

The live broadcast takes flight with my epic ode to the “witches, bitches, vamps and tramps” (but not tRumps!) of Halloween and the piquant pleasures of spooky sex.

PHOTO 1: SELFIE.  PHOTOS 2, 5, 6,7: JUX LII.  PHOTO 3: BIANCA.  PHOTOS 4 & 8: YOEL DEJESUS

The congregation sighs, cackles and shouts, “Amen” and “AWOMEN.”

Yes indeed, there are some intriguing women in my Womb Room.

Malificent Me & My Halloween 2019 Kink Month Climax Crew. Photo: Selfie

Praise the Lord and the Ladies, especially the ladies.

Check out the show above (audio) or below (video), to see (or just hear) what I mean.

So much scary sex and silly fun!

PHOTO 1: BIANCA.  PHOTO 2: JUX LII.  PHOTOS 3-4: YOEL DEJESUS

My adorable assistant, Sunshine McWane, looks kind of scary in a sexy way, all dolled up and down as Freddy Kreuger… if Freddy was a hot sexpot in red bikini panties and matching glitter lipstick.

What’s the creepy Kreuger hand up to now? Photo: Yoel DeJesus

On the scary side, she also has the sweater, the hat and the telltale Kreuger claw… which makes appearances in the oddest places, including up the twat of Violet Coxxx

Violet Coxxx Loves Scary Sex

Which brings me to our first guest, porn star Violet Coxxx, dressed for the occasion as a wingèd kinky lingerie angel.

Angel Violet removes her wings. Photo: Jux Lii

Violet is one of our favorite recent guests who wowed us in Violet Gold and Labia Day 2019.

An erotic masochist and trauma survivor, Violet finds that experiencing pain play with a “Top” she trusts is very healing and empowering because she chooses to “bottom” and can stop the game if and whenever she wants to.

Violet loves “scary sex,” which for her, involves all kinds of kink, bondage, spanking, slapping, even “punching” and the popular and rather dangerous art of “choking.”

Do NOT try this at home, unless you’ve taken a good workshop in the subject. Then practice on a sex doll. On second thought, that might teach you the wrong lesson.

Seriously, you can easily kill—or be killed by—your partner with an inadvertent wrong move, as I’ve learned as a consultant to the Los Angeles Public Defenders’ Office on accidental death cases being tried as murder. Nevertheless many people, including a high percentage of attractive young ladies, love to be “choked” into breathless ecstasy during sex.

Just be careful!

PHOTOS 1 & 5: JUX LII.  PHOTOS 2-4: BIANCA

I’m all for extreme fun, as long as it’s consensual, but better safe than, well, dead.

GasMaskGirl Vamps & Tramps

For this show, Violet comes with GasMaskGirl co-owned and operated by retired U.S. Army Major Manny Garcia.

Manny displaces his GasMaskGirl 2018-2019 award for Ron Jeremy whom he met on DrSuzy.Tv. Photo: Yoel DeJesus

In fact, Manny “discovered” Violet on DrSuzy.Tv, just as he met and started working with porn icon, Ron Jeremy, now his favorite “Gasmask Man.”

“How do you cast your Gasmask performers?” I ask, “other than just checking out who’s on my show?”

Manny seems excited by the question, but can’t come up with a more definitive answer than “it’s just a feeling.”

Team GasMaskGirl. Photo: Yoel DeJesus

“Sounds like the brain between your ears doesn’t make the decisions,” I venture. “It’s up to the brain between your legs. So if a lady makes Mr. Happy very happy, then you know she would make a great Gasmask girl.”

“Yes, that’s it!” Manny nods vigorously.

Why the gasmask? It’s one of Manny’s preferred fetishes, seeded during his military service in Iraq and America from 1994–2016. There Manny developed both a savvy insider’s disdain for the war-fumbling Bush administration and an erotic appreciation for the eerie and powerful gasmasks they had to don for training and other toxic situations. It wasn’t long before Manny realized that he was “into” gasmasks, and soon he was using his gregarious charm to engage many willing women to actualize his fetish.

With the Trumpocalypse heating up—quite literally—the well-fashioned gasmask may become as essential to survival as a bomb shelter. Thus, GasMaskGirl won the “Most Timely Fetish” 2018 SUZYaward. As the Trumpkin guts the EPA (Environmental Protection Agency), so he and his billionaire boys club can pussy-grab Mother Earth and trashes Cali smog standards as the Golden State fires burn down forests, hillsides and homes, we all need gasmasks.

Halloween GasMaskGirl. Photo: Yoel DeJesus

Violet models the gasmask, and I have to say, it looks sexy on her, especially in contrast to her Halloween orange hair.

Later, I try one on for size, along with my Maleficent horns.

PHOTOS 1,2, 5, 6, 8: JUX LII.  PHOTO 4: SELFIE.  PHOTOS 3 & 7: YOEL DEJESUS

Very rubbery!

Gasmask wear is fun for a fetishistic lark, but it would be pretty awful to be required to wear one just to breathe.

Smacking that ass in a gasmask. Photo: Jux Lii. Finger flogger: Jux Leather. Ass: Violet Coxxx

Though that’s the future we’re looking at, if folks-in-power don’t start taking Climate Change seriously.

As for Manny’s Halloween “costume,” he’s supposed to be a “vampire” (vamps and tramps), but he forgot his fangs.

The only vampiric touch to his suit is a blood red shirt.

What’s for dinner? Trumpkin! Photo: Yoel DeJesus

But he looks fantastic holding the Trumpkin like a Trump Hotel Waiter from Hell!

BOOdy GHOULiani Rises Again

Actually, the Trumpkin’s lawyer looks more like a vampire than Nosferatu, and that’s without any makeup or fake fangs.

Which is a better Halloween costume: Nosferatu or Ghouliani?

That’s why we call him BOOdy GHOULiani

The Presidunce’s personal ghoul just out-did himself in ridiculousness, butt-dialing a reporter, and speaking at length into his voicemailbox, presumably without knowing he butt-dialed.

PHOTOS 1 & 4: JUX LII.  PHOTO 2: BIANCA.  PHOTO 3: YOEL DEJESUS

Well, he sits on his brain, why shouldn’t he dial with it too?

The best part is when the Ghoul grunts, “The problem is we need money.”

Silence reigns for a good nine seconds, broken when Rudy-Tooty toots, “We need a few hundred thousand.”

Panhandling for Trumpkin?

Ariel Spanks Violet

The new GasMaskGirl is Ariel Mcgwire. Cute, sweet and a little shy, Ariel prefers scaring her lovers to being scared by them.

New GMG Ariel McGuire. Photo: Yoel DeJesus

She’s also experienced trauma in her life, but while Violet finds “therapy” on the receiving end of BDSM, Ariel likes to play the FemDom.

Ariel and Violet have been enjoying their Dom-sub relationship on and off the set of GasMaskGirl.

They give us a taste as Violet gets down on all fours, and Ariel leads her like a pet on a leash.

Being leashed is a little like “choking-lite,” so I’m not surprised that Violet loves it, and even came prepared with her own collar and chain.

Whipping Violet’s naughty bottom as Ariel leads her by the leash around the Womb Room. Check out Manny watching from the couch. Photo Jux Lii

I follow Ariel and Violet around the Womb Room, whipping Violet’s luscious, tutu-framed ass with Goddess Phoenix’s fiber-optic whip.

Their Kink Month Climax is a vigorous, verging-on vicious spanking.

PHOTOS: JUX LII

First, Ariel strips down to her Calvins and leads her pet to the center of the Womb Room where they indulge in a sensuous make-out session.

Nice paddle! Photo: Jux Lii

Then I warm up Violet’s buns with her pink-ribbon-emblazoned paddle that matches the pink ribbon tattoos on the backs of her thighs.

It also packs a wallop, especially in the hot little hands of a budding sadist like Ariel.

Ms. McGuire picks up where I leave off, smacking Violet’s pink ass until it’s red as Manny’s vampire shirt.

Sunshine/Freddy gets in on the action with her menacing Kreuger claws.

Violet’s Kink Month Climactic Spanking. Photo: Jux Lii

Self-described “pain slut” Violet loves it!

Magic Brooms

Later, I give each of the ladies a chance to fly around the room on one of my Magic Dildonic Vibrating Brooms (I have two).

Flying around the Womb Room with Violet on Our Magic Dildonic Vibrating Brooms. Photo: Jux Lii

I ride the orange broom, while Violet and Ariel take turns flying around on the with the silver dildo and golden straw.

My Original Magic Dildonic Vibrating Broom is a dildo, vibrator, paddle, sweeper and Halloween costume prop all in one. 

PHOTOS 1, 3 & 4: JUX LII. PHOTO 2: YAOL DEJESUS, PHOTOS 5 & 6: BIANCA

I designed this very special adult toy, inspired by Mattel’s “Nimbus 2000” Harry Potter Vibrating Broom scandal that had parents throughout the Western world freaking out when they realized that the cute battery-operated “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone” spin-off toy their kids loved “riding” right between their legs for hours on end was actually a masturbatory device.

Ride Violet Ride! Photo: Jux Lii

When parents complained, Mattel immediately discontinued the kiddie vibrators.

That’s probably for the best.

Ready, Set, Fly! Photo: Bianca

However, I feel there’s no reason that consenting adults shouldn’t enjoy our own vibrating brooms; so, I created the Magic Dildonic Vibrating Broom. 

Not only does my Magic Dildonic Vibrating Broom vibrate so you feel like you are flying (at least in the sexual sense), thanks to a Pocket Rocket secured to the middle of the broom.

PHOTOS 1-2: JUX LII.  PHOTOS 2=4: BIANCA.  PHOTOS 5-6: YOEL DEJESUS

It is also outfitted with a nine-inch dildo on the front end of the broomstick.

Moreover, the sweeper end has the perfect bristles for a good spanking, or sweeping, if that’s what you need—though I don’t recommend spanking after sweeping a dirty floor.

Awesome In-Flight Reading: The Bonobo Way. Photo: Jux Lii

Right now, we’re making all Magic Dildonic Vibrating Brooms by hand, so this item is a little on the high-end side.

However, we’re going to find a factory in China to mass-produce these things, so soon there will be millions of happy Sexy Witches flying around the world without ever leaving the ground.

ImPEACHment Party Politics, Kellyann Conjob

We’re all flying pretty high on the ImPEACHment Party vibe.

Halloween Impeachment Party. Photo: Bianca

When the Trumpkin first pulled out of Syria, I thought maybe he was really anti-war, which I’d support, despite his other obscenities. However, he’s not bringing the troops “home” at all; he’s re-invading Syria to steal it’s oil, as well as sending additional troops into Iraq and Saudi Arabia.

Meanwhile, Wicked Witch Kellyann Conjob is berating, mocking and threatening a young reporter who wrote that her husband said her boss should be impeached—which is true—and then berates another reporter for asking her about it.

Kellyanne Conjob & George Conway.

Is Ms Conjob a frustrated FemDom… or just trying to act like tRump? Or does her insane anger at these poor journalists reveal cracks in the veneer of her domestic bliss?

The Sad Story of Katie Hill

Speaking of politics and domestic difficulties, I take a few moments on this show to shout-out support for California’s new “rising star” Congresswoman, Katie Hill, a proud bisexual woman and the first Democrat to represent the Antelope Valley in 50 years, facing a House Ethics investigation due to her admitted consensual threesome with her ex-husband and a campaign staffer.

First openly bisexual U.S. Congresswoman Katie Hill

The threesome has been put on display via “revenge porn” posted by her disgruntled ex and weaponized against her by misogynistic Congressional Republicans, and accusations of an affair with a Congressional aid which she denies. It’s pretty complex as poly relationships often are. However, assuming she’s telling the truth, I support Katie Hill and her right to have complex consensual sexual relationship without damaging her ability to work for California and the nation.

Sadly, as I write this, Katie Hill has just resigned.

Why do serial rapists like the Trumpkin, Republican Congressman Duncan Hunter and Lying Crying Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh ride out their sex scandals and still remain in office, while decent politicians accused of far lesser offenses—and what Katie Hill did isn’t even offensive—are slut-shamed and forced out?

I think I just answered my own question. 

Remember Al Franken? Sure would be nice to have him in the Senate for the Impeachment Party.

Hopefully, this fine, caring Congresswoman will rise again.  #GoBonobos for Katie Hill!

Bernie, the People & King Kanye

Well, at least, Bernie’s alive and thriving. FEEL the BERN! Since AOC gave him her support last week, Bernie’s had an uptick in his polls. From Noam Chomsky to Cardi B, the people want Bernie in 2020.

Cardi B sits down with Bernie Sanders to talk about the issues at a nail salon.

The people need Bernie. But what do we get? King Kanye, from now until Christmas, at least. Ugh. With “Jesus is King,” an uninspired gospel derivative with a patriarchal title and religious themes, Yeezy Yeezus is moving to cash in on the mega-church biz.

As if Mr. Kardashian doesn’t already have a bad case of egomaniacal affluenza, compounding the Trump-daddy/Jesus-daddy martyr complex.

Jesus at the MET Gala after-party.

Now excuse me while I toss my Christmas cookies in a MAGA cap.

Kolton Calls In: What Do Women Like?

Mid-show, we take a call from an 18-year-old virgin named Kolton from Dothan, Alabama who wants to know “What do women like?”

Helping out Kolton from Alabama. Photo: Bianca

Before we can answer, Kolton gets down to specifics, “Do women like to suck my cock?”

Aww…. It sounds crass, but he asks in such a sweet, innocent, Deep Southern-accented voice that Ariel wants to suck his cock.

Violet just wants to suck cock, or cocks. After all, that’s her last name.

Kolton also wonders if we like roleplay, and of course, we all do. We’re kinksters!

GasMaskGirl gets down. Photo: Yoel DeJesus (no relation to Kanye)

If you’re not used to actualizing your or your partner’s kinks, Halloween is an opportune time to put on a scary-sex costume and roleplay a fantasy or fetish that you might feel embarrassed to act out during the rest of the year.

Try it; you—and your lover—might like it.

Do you get turned on watching scary movies? Photo: Selfie

And if you or they don’t like it, well, it was just a Halloween costume, so no big deal.

Kink Month Climax

We wind up the show putting the Trumpkin under gag order with my orange red-bottom Louboutin high heel (see photo below) and some #FreetheNipple fun.

Ariel & Violet Free the Nipple for Halloween 2019! Photo: Bianca

No time for Bonoboville Communion, and neither Violet nor Ariel drink anyway.

Nevertheless, they show off their very nice, natural chichis that Fredericka Kreuger really appreciates.

And did I mention Fredericka/Freddy/Sunshine’s awesome homemade Halloween cards and funny, punny Horror Film Fan?

After the show, we have a Harry Sapien home-cooked late-night BOOnoBOOville supper, champagne and sparkling something-or-other for the non-drinkers.

Halloween Supper with Pirate Jux Lii, GasMaskGirl Manny, Unscene Abe, Harry Sapien, Yoel DeJesus (no relation to Kanye), Sunshine Freddy Kreuger McWane, Violet Coxxx, Capt’n Max and a bunch of boxes. Photo: Selfie

I regale our company with tales of Max’s Filangieri family lineage that he traces back to Jesus, kind of like the story of what may have happened to the descendants of Jesus and Mary Magdalene in The Da Vinci Code.

But please, Kanye, no Crusades!

Then, in the wee-wee hours, with all the guests gone, my Captain and I haunt each other’s wet dreams, flying our Magic Broom for Two into orgasmic heaven—our own Kink Month climax—flying high in the sky to that wild domain where the witches reign…

Pre-KiNK Month Climax Halloween Glow. Photo: Selfie

Happy Halloween 2019!

Free the Nipple & Happy Halloween 2019 from BOOnoBOOville. Photo: Jux Lii

© October 26, 2019. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 213-291-9497.

Halloween 2019 KiNK Month Climax with GasMaskGirl

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READ IT ON COUNTERPUNCH

by Dr. Susan Block.

If “Hindsight is 2020,” let’s hope we can get our heads out of our asses in 2021.

Blame it on tRump.

Blame it on the Coronapocalypse.

Blame it on Mitch the Bitch for the Rich.

Blame it on cold-blooded capitalism.

Blame it on hot-headed racism.

Blame it on the Anthropocene.

Blame it on sadistic police.

Blame it on greedy incels and hypocritical cuckolds at the highest levels of oligarchy.

Blame it on self-sabotaging marks and ammosexual disinformation junkies at the lowest levels of WWE/QAnon, “owning the libs” all the way to the grave.

Blame It on Rio—a dumb, disturbing, 1984 movie, though we actually *could* blame former Rio de Janeiro deputy, Jair Bolsonaro (now leading the country as “The Brazilian tRump”), at least in part, for the burning of the Amazon. And no, I don’t mean the worker-flogging corporation; I mean the life-giving rainforest.

It’s as if one of the lungs of the Earth is suffering from Covid-19.

Whether you choose to play Pin the Blame on the Donkey, the Donnie or the Elephant in the room, 2020 was a HELL of a year for most of us.

But not all of us.

Owners’ Choice

Indeed, 2020 was a HEAVENLY year for billionaires—our “owners,” as George Carlin would say—their fortunes soaring to Olympian heights never before seen by humankind, some of the filthy-richest reaching for the stars, leaving “the poor” in their rocketship exhaust-belching dust.

It was also a pretty profitable spin around the sun for the American Military-Industrial Complex (featuring the new Space Farce, christened “Guardians” in a prayerful nod to Drax the Destroyer and The Handmaid’s Tale’s “Theocracy Police,” the starlit pride of the War Machine, despite tRump’s faux “antiwar” bluster), recipients of a $740 billion Xmas gift as Americans struggle and die.

Also thriving in the Coronapocalypse: The Prison-Industrial Complex, still appallingly overcrowded, even with all the pandemic-related releases. Morgues, body bags and freezer trucks are likewise doing bang-up business in 2020 and, sadly, looking forward to more than they can handle. Yes indeed, if only Trumpty Dumpty’s slogan had been “Make Americans Die Again… and Again and Again,” he’d be a winner all the way.

Doubling down on death in his unpresidented last days, his thirst for Thanatos unquenched by having presided over 340,000 (and rising) Covid-related deaths in America, our lame duck Executioner-in-Chief is rushing to execute as many mentally ill Death Row inmates as possible while pardoning war criminals (when he *should* be pardoning Julian Assange!!). No doubt Bush and Cheney’s entire Iraq invasion and occupation was and still is a gigantic, ongoing war crime for which both should be in prison, but this Blackwater mass-murder scene was particularly grisly.

But it’s not just His Trumpishness; it’s all of us.  Murder rates soared throughout America in 2020.

Meanwhile, our celebrated Congresspeople are busy fluffing the rare bird feather pillows of their corporate patrons, as they finally and very dramatically—with much whiplash-inducing back-and-forth—cut a tiny pencil-dick-sized stimulus check that will alleviate the physical and/or mental suffering of millions of strapped, trapped Americans for about two days.

Nevertheless, these same politicians still find time and “bipartisanship” to devise draconian, Puritanical, “White Sharia” bills to “stop sex trafficking” that don’t actually do any such thing; instead, they only punish consenting adult sex workers, along with censoring erotic expression for the rest of us. These Religious Right-supported anti-sex crusades are aided and abetted by ignorant “liberals” who also supported FOSTA/SESTA in 2018. Jumping on the porn-demonizing dogpile, Visa/Mastercard recently decided to dropkick those naughty Pornhub sex workers trying to make ends meet by cutting off their income.

Being a sex therapist, I’m particularly attuned to the plight of sex workers. However, the screws are being put to all workers—whether “essential” to the rich, thus expected to risk their lives for a bit of cash—or out-of-work and subject to eviction and food insecurity… not to mention an even lousier sex life, now that our financial corporate overlords have trashed their favorite sex workers like last night’s New Year Eve’s decorations.

What a compassionate holiday-spirited gesture in the midst of a pandemic!

It’s like 2020 locked down everyone in solitary confinement… and then wouldn’t even let us whack off in there.

Don’t Just Go Bananas—Go Bonobos!

One way or another—between valid fear, crazed paranoia, mask hysteria, depression, delirium, disinformation, mistrust in everything, stress, sex problems, cabin fever, confusion and, for too many of us, terrible sickness, sudden death and the loss of loved ones—we are going bananas!

One irony is that even the billionaires (with the possible exception of MacKenzie Scott)—even as they greedily suck up all the clean air in the room (or the world) and even though they are a billion times less likely to suffer physical hardship in the pandemic or anytime (despite that “we’re all in this together” crap)… even they are pretty miserable too.

It feels like we’re on a collision course with catastrophe—with Covid, Climate Change, capitalism (and that’s just the letter “C”)—and in our mad effort to escape, we’re going the wrong way.

Therefore, with passion, pleasure and a slightly greater sense of urgency than last year, I’m renewing my perennial New Year’s Resolution to travel the Bonobo Way.

Instead of just going bananas… Go Bonobos in 2021!

We can do it. Things look bleak (see above), but there’s hope (isn’t there always?) and maybe even progress.  Let us take some comfort and inspiration in the fact that, thanks to all of us (well, all but about 75 million of us), the Sorest Loser of 2020 actually lost.

Those of us who have been mentally and physically oppressed by the constant, truth-defying whine of the Grifter-in-Chief—the wail of an undiapered adult baby in need of a stern Dominatrix (specializing in golden showers, of course)—have joined together, from the outer reaches of antifa to the inner sanctums of the Federalist Society (strange bedfellows indeed), to push Trumpty Dumpty off his damn wall.

Splat.

And all the Wannabe King’s Horseshit-Spewers and all his Faux-Manly Men can’t put Trumpty Dumpty together again—though, as of this writing, they’re still trying.

Mainly they’re getting egg on their face—or hair dye—but they’re still trying.  

The Trumpus is indeed the “Sorest Loser” ever, the first President whose favorite winter holiday must be Festivus; taking the “Airing of Grievances” to lower levels of human decrepitude than even Seinfeld fans imagined.

Talk about playing Pin the Blame on the Donkey… or RINO or anybody really.

Joe Biden is no Messiah, quite the contrary, and he is already disappointing even the most optimistic progressives. But at least, he’s not the daily five-alarm fire we’ve had in the Trumpster Dumpster for four years. But bidin’ our time with Biden could put many progressives to sleep. Joe and Kamala could do some good things, but only if we give them a push. We pushed Trumpty Dumpty off that Wall; but pushing Joe and Kamala to actually help the people who need it could prove more daunting.

Blowback from tRump’s Great Adventure in Losing Bigly could be a rude awakening. We succeeded in Smashing Trumpkin (yay us!), but everything might not come up roses where we bury the pieces; rather those Trumpkin seeds of anger and disinformation might sprout into a raging tRump run in 2024 (Gallup just named him America’s “Most Admired Man”), as even more virulent MAGAts, human murder wasps and swamp things crawl out of the poisoned soil.

Whether we tell ourselves we can “Make America Great Again” or “Return to Normal,” every new year’s truth is this: We can’t turn back the clock.

We’re ’21: Let’s Act Adult & #GoBonobos!

Who knows what the future may bring? We certainly didn’t know the Coronapocalypse was upon us when we rang in 2020.

That’s okay because my “Resolution to Go Bonobos in 2021” mirrors my 2020, 2019, 2018, 2017, 2016 and 2015 resolutions, which makes 2021 (MMXXI) the seventh Year of the Bonobo, and isn’t seven a lucky number? Three sevens (21) is the highest hand in blackjack, and now that our millennium has reached the age it’s old enough to gamble, drink and have sex in every state, it’s time to grow up (here’s looking at you, Diaper Don), act *adult* and #gobonobos.

Acting adult means being responsible—as opposed to, say playing the blame game, not to mention playing golf while thousands are dying under your command.

It also means having what we often—in our Puritanical efforts to avoid spelling out the word “s-e-x”—call “adult fun.”

Which brings us back to bonobos. If there were an “adults only” section of the zoo, it would be the “Make Love Not War” bonobo exhibit. Bonobos have a lot of sex—both quality and quantity—and they use it to resolve conflict and keep the peace in their communities. Though bonobos are often observed doing the dirty in a Bonobo Sutra of different positions, no bonobo has ever been seen killing another bonobo in the wild or captivity. This has something to do with all the sex. Bonobos make peace through pleasure.

With human murder rates on the rise and sexual restrictions tightening their chokehold on erotic expression, 2021 seems like a good year to go bonobos.

Thus, it’s my new year’s resolution for 2021. But… can I keep it? Could you?

Unfortunately, we gun-toting, bomb-dropping humans are a long way from the Bonobo Way.

And yet we’re so close! Along with common chimpanzees, bonobos are the closest nonhuman animals to human, over 98% genetically similar. Some researchers consider bonobos to be a close living model of early people. In their gait and facial structure, they resemble Australopithecus, an ape that went extinct about two million years ago and is believed to be among the ancestors of humankind. Bonobo studies demonstrate that language communication, cooperation, playing practical jokes and other complex activities that we used to think of as solely human can be performed by these amazing apes.

Does it bother you that I compare a hooting, hairy ape to you, a dignified, civilized Homo sapien?

Well, you have to admit some of us are getting pretty hairy in quarantine.

Nevertheless, many on the Religious Right and the Woke Left do NOT like this long-held scientifically proven notion that we, and therefore they, are very close to apes. As a bonobo advocate, I’ve run into both types of great ape denialists.

On the Religious Right, we have the Evangelicals who believe that “God”—often defined as a mysterious Superhuman hovering above and within us—gave “Man” (and, to a lesser degree, Woman) dominion over all the animals, under the assumption that “he” (Man, that is) isn’t one of these lowly creatures.

Forget the fact that humans often behave in far more beastly ways than most beasts. Creationists and the like prefer to align us more closely with the mythical “angels” in the sky than our real-life fellow beings on Earth. Apparently, God and His entourage of angels guide humanity to world domination. How can humans effectively dominate the world if we’re just apes?

Well, we can’t. And it’s becoming more and more obvious with each new year that we’re doing a pretty lousy, globally devastating job of pretending that we can.

As for the Woke Left, at least there aren’t a lot of Dominionists. However, we do find many who feel that talking about how close we humans are to great apes is invariably racist or, at least, racially insensitive.

It’s true that history has been packed with racists who compared certain so-called races with apes or monkeys in order to make some stupid, vicious, wrongheaded, dehumanizing and all-too-often deadly point.

Nevertheless, for what it’s worth in these anti-science times, the scientific consensus is that there’s just one race, the human one, and we’re not just close to great apes; we humans ARE great apes.

It’s 2021. Time to grow up, act our age, acknowledge our great ape heritage and go bonobos.

Yes, we could just “go ape.” We humans are equally close to common chimpanzees, and almost as close to gorillas and orangutans, all fine members of the Great Ape family. Indeed, we can learn a lot from all nonhuman animals.

But personally, I’ve got a lady boner for bonobos.

Maybe it’s because I’m a peace activist. Or a feminist. Or a sex therapist. Or a sex maniac.

In their native habitat of the Congolese rainforest (the world’s other lung, also suffering from ominous COVID-like symptoms) and in captivity, bonobo communities empower the females, tending to put the older ones in charge; MILFs rule Bonoboville, and rape and harassment are rare. #MeToo could learn a thing or two from bonobos.

You might think that with females in charge, the males would suffer or get pissed off. But you’d be wrong. Bonobo males are pretty happy to have the ladies run the show; in general, they are less anxious (unless they’re being bombed), more youthful and easy-going than their stressed-out common chimp counterparts.

This is partly because they get laid (a lot!) by eager, confident, older and younger females, as well as by each other. Bonobos are pansexual. Everybody’s bi in Bonoboville, and sex, love and physical touch are the lubricants of life.

Indeed, bonobos are the touchiest apes on Earth. They are constantly “in touch,” breathing in each other’s intimate feelings, pleasurable feels, calming hormones, enticing pheromones and yes, deadly germs and viruses.

So yes, it does feel a little strange to resolve to “go bonobos” under current Coronapocalyptic conditions.

How can I “go bonobos in 2021” from behind a mask, physical-distancing and—aside from my beloved partner-in-isolation, aka my husband Max—not having touched another fellow human in almost a year, without a firm “happy ending” in sight to our current real-life horror movie?

I’ve long felt we humans would be a lot better off if we touched each other even half as much as bonobos do. Numerous studies have shown how much humans need touch to thrive or even survive, and when we don’t get touched, we suffer and, all too often, we make others suffer along with us. This is one reason that human homicide rate is up these days.

The bonobos’ focus on sensual, consensual, mutually pleasurable, affectionate, intimate touch, nose-to-nose communication and community cuddle piles—are key to keeping the peace in their communities, and I feel strongly that a human variant on that would help us do the same.

But now is not the time to reach out and touch each other—not in a pandemic!—at least not in real life. Hopefully, the vaccine will work against the virus and all its mutations, and enough people will get it so we can go back to being close again, and follow the bonobo way of sex and consensual affectionate touch… before it’s too late.

In the meantime, our kissing cousins have many other important (though maybe less fun) lessons to teach us.

In addition to being sexual athletes—physically and mentally—bonobos practice social tolerance, egalitarian sharing, caring and cooperation. A recent study published in Science Advances shows that bonobos engage in “shared intentionality” and joint commitment to getting a task done, whether it’s foraging for food or having sex.

We humans are also very good at bonoboësque activities like sharing and cooperating; that is, when we’re not being driven mad by war, poverty, alienation, forced competition, sexual repression and corporate advertising.

Bonobos love to share food and sex with friends; but they enjoy sharing it even more with strangers… who soon become new friends. They remind us of how excited we curious apes are by the new and different; it’s mainly our leaders who convince us to fear and loathe the foreigner.

Though consensual erotic touch is the gold standard of bonobo pleasure, bonobos are also “kinky” in ways that give me hope that we humans can sexually survive while physical-distancing, at least for a while.

For instance, bonobos enjoy watching and being watched (as well as being heard), which portends well for human attempts to pleasure ourselves in the virtual world. Though please, keep your Zoom Dick in your panties on non-sex calls!

They also stimulate themselves with “sex toys,” such as branches in the wild and rubber balls at the zoo. So, as we try to amuse ourselves with our vibrators and gasmasks, we can rest assured that it’s all very natural and bonoboësque.

In 2021, if you can’t be with the one you love, honey, love the sex toy you’re with (apologies to Stephen Stills).

The Bonobo Way of Surrender

Bonobos are very lusty, but not at all greedy. These are probably the natural tendencies for most humans too. It’s mainly our corrupt leaders and those deranged billionaires who convince us that lust is bad and greed is good.

Lust has its drawbacks, for sure, especially in a pandemic. But greed is always bad for everyone, even the greedy person.

Bonobos love to play, sometimes just for fun, sometimes as seriously as we humans play the Superbowl. They like to win, of course, but they’re not afraid to lose.

That’s because, unlike the “Sore Loser” Way, the Bonobo Way isn’t a zero-sum game. It’s a game of love that sometimes entails surrender.

In war and capitalism (which includes Trumpism), surrender means defeat. In love and ecology, surrender can be sweet. It’s the Bonobo Way.

Orgasm itself is an act of surrender. You can’t *win* when it comes to coming; you either surrender to pleasure or you just can’t come.

Even in war, when the gig is up, it often behooves a soundly defeated nation to surrender. Though punished, Japan and Germany have also benefited from surrendering to the Allies after WWII, quickly becoming a couple of the most prosperous nations on Earth.

Refusal to surrender is stressful for all involved.  It’s both awesome (in causing a Republican party implosion) and awful to see the Trumpenstein refuse to surrender, churning up disinformation and disorientation by the bucketload in his exxxtreme denial.

Of course, if this tiny-fingered tyrant would just surrender, it would be good therapy for everyone.  His bogus challenges to his loss keep failing, but with my Yale classmate, New York D.A. Cyrus Vance, Jr.’s criminal investigations into the Trump Crime Family looming, the Big Bambino is desperately clinging to his Crib of Power. With a few more unhinged “never surrender” tweets, Trumpty Dumpty could unleash enough MAGA/Proud Boy/police violence into the streets of America to kickstart a coup…

Yikes!

Actually, surrender would be great therapy for a lot of the stressed out, undersexed rich. My Darling Billionaires: Surrender some of your dough and your happiness will grow!

This is why, as we surrender 2020 to the winning power of 2021, the hubby and I have launched a new radio show called “F*ck Da Rich” (F.D.R. for short). As that great French Revolutionary (who loved a good spanking from a stern mistress), Jean-Jacques Rousseau, first suggested, the poor should “eat the rich,” and many of 2020’s great protestors agree. The F.D.R. said “tax the rich,” which apparently makes too much sense to actually do these days.

In that spirit, we feel that “Da Rich” might find that opening their wallets to their community is as delicious as opening their legs to a great lover. Besides it’s in their best interest to surrender to the joy of getting fucked nicely (consensually giving up some of your excess money to the community, aka socialism) if you don’t want to get fucked really badly (the barbarians at your gates and the hordes at your doors or at least threatening and surrounding you and your bodyguards whenever you go out).

After all, it’s better to get F*cked than Eaten.

Rich or poor, we all need to learn to joyfully surrender to nature, like our kissing cousins, the bonobos, and all the other animals except us.

Domination of nature can only go so far. We can only fuck Mother Nature so long before she fucks us back—and not nicely. Can we learn to surrender to Nature? Or will human society die trying to dominate Her in vain?

Many pundits and “influencers” agree we need to share more, show more compassion, practice egalitarianism, be a bit more lusty (consensually, of course) and a lot less greedy. But where is our living role model for this type of behavior? Small human collectives that all too often fall apart before they really take hold?

Here is an entire species that does a lot of what we say we want to do, and they just happen to be the closest “other” species to human. Let’s take advantage and learn the ecosexual ways of the bonobo.

The best way to combat the siren song of greed is with the real bonoboësque pleasures of life. The antidote to the Prosperity Gospel of the Right and the liberal *religion* of Professional Supremacy and Career Success is the passion and compassion of the Bonobo Way.

We can best learn the Bonobo Way is through observing and interacting with real, living bonobos. Tragically, COVID-19 is not only a human virus, but also deadly to great apes, including bonobos who are already highly endangered.

If there’s any hope of humanity “going bonobos,” we shouldn’t let the real bonobos go extinct. That’s my resolution anyway, and the resolution—as well as the revolution—starts with me.  And you. Since you’re reading this new year’s plea for bonobo awareness (possibly for the seventh time, in which case, my apologies for any repetition), I hope you’ll join me in helping save the bonobos through donations to:

1) Lola ya Bonobo (Bonobo Paradise) is a bonobo “refugee” sanctuary outside Kinshasa in the Democratic Republic of Congo. Operated by the luminous, tireless Claudine André,  “orphans” of the devastating “bushmeat” trade are rescued, cared for at Lola, and eventually released back into the wild. Lola ya Bonobo staff are working around the clock, not even seeing their own families during the Coronapocalypse, to keep the bonobos well cared for and safe. Donations are administered by Friends of Bonobos.

2) The Bonobo Conservation Initiative (BCI), founded by my amazing friend, Sally Coxe, works with indigenous people to develop a Bonobo Peace Forest, providing much-needed food, medical care, school supplies and jobs to villagers who live in the bonobos’ area to protect their precious and vulnerable wild populations from the ruthless or uninformed poachers who would shoot them for bushmeat.

3) The Bonobo Project, under the direction of Ashley Stone, is helping to spread the word about bonobos, their inspirational culture and their highly endangered status. Mark your 2021 Calendar for World Bonobo Day on February 14th. After all, Valentine’s Day is for lovers, and bonobos are the masters and mistresses of love… all kinds of love.

Thus, in 2021, I resolve to do what I can to help save the bonobos, to release my inner bonobo and to help others to release theirs (if they so desire), to put pleasure before greed and love before hate, and to hold our leaders to that sexy, sustainable standard.

If and when “better times” are here, hopefully, this year, let’s make the most of them! In the meantime, let’s make the most of these strange days we are forced to share through the Coronapocalypse, however it may unfold.

There are lessons in bonobo love to learn and enjoy in every day.

Amen and AWOMEN.

Happy Nude Rear and #GoBonobos in 2021!

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© January 1, 2021. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. Watch The Dr. Susan Block Show live every Saturday night from Bonoboville. For information, call 213-291-9497. Email comments or questions to her at drsusanblock@gmail.com and you will get a reply.

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This year, Passover not only coincides with Easter Eve, but overlaps another ritual—Saturday night’s live broadcast of The Dr. Susan Block Show….So, blending ancient traditions from different religions with a generous helping of Speakeasy-style Commedia Erotica and ethical hedonism, I host my own exotic, erotic, comic, agnostic interpretation of a Passover Easter Eve Last Supper Seder Bacchanal with porn stars, friends and lovers—and guess who is coming to dinner? Back from the undead, He rises….Zombie Jesus! Or is that Elijah?  Max?  Whoever’s Res-Erection this is, He’s not the only Jesus at the Seder; from Last Supper Jesus to Bunny Jesus to naked-and-bound-to-the-cross Jesus to Divine Interventions adorable Baby Butt Plug Jesus (who just sits quietly on the table throughout the Seder, but gets quite a bit of X action in the after-party), Christ is all around us.

All of this doesn’t sound very hamish, but my fellow lonsmen who were raised on their Daddy’s knee as he droned through a traditional Passover Seder might appreciate the way we do most of the Haggadah’s important prayers and songs in the original Hebrew, with all the proper trimmings of matzo, Manischewitz for the alcoholically adventuous, and three Seder plates filled with marror (bitter herbs), haroset, green vegetable, shank bone and roasted eggs.  Although our eggs are colored for Easter.  I wonder if anyone else puts an Easter egg on their Seder Plate.

Also, our partaking of the “green vegetable” includes both the eating of the green (parsley) dipped in salt water and the smoking of the green (more…)

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Kink Month 2022 is rolling along, and Capt’n Max is back on track, and we’re wishing a very Bonobo Kinktober to you and your familiars.

All Aboard FDR for a trippy trip through the Tunnel of Love… which was pretty dark and scary a couple of weeks ago, with Max falling off the Love Train on “Fall Out of Line,” derailed and struck dumb by a monster infection that we’ve been doing battle with ever since.

Fortunately, Max comes roaring back like the steam engine he is for this Bonobo Kinktober, ranting against censorship, forced labor—including Forced Breeding—greedy Republicans and religiofascism.

He also declares his nostalgic love for “Bullet Bras,” reminiscing about how his math teacher would drive home 1+1=2 with her pointy Bullet Bra boobs in his back. Nowadays, she might get in trouble for that, but I say it’s better to flaunt your bullet bra than bullets in your bra and an AR-15 over your shoulder.

Speaking of shoulders, they’re also being censored on IG! It used to be that just genitalia, nipples and butt crack were verboten, but now Big Social Media is censoring shoulders that are *too* erotic, says our old friend Brian aka Dick Nice. And of course, they’re censoring words—from the sexual to the political to the nonsensical. Now Google’s censoring the word “cuckold.” Good-bye Chaucer.

I suppose it’s worse in Iran, especially if you’re arrested by the “Morality Police” for a strand of hair straying from your hijab. The outrage of such brutal misogyny fuels the hijab youth rebellion as it continues, despite deaths and arrests: Women, Life, Freedom!

Amen and Awomen.

It’s a Bonobo Kinktober, if you’re tuned in live, and we’re celebrating with the RELEASE of Make Kink Not War: Be Bonobo, Version 6.0 of The Bonobo Way at Domcon LA, now available on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram, Xbiz, Academia, LinkedIn, CounterPunch and DrSusanBlock.com.

If you’ve seen or read the manifesto, you’ll want to walk the talk in a fabulous, comfortable, kinky (but not too kinky) “Make Kink Not War: Be Bonobo” T shirt. A portion of all proceeds goes to help save the real, highly endangered bonobos from extinction, so—as they point the way to female empowerment, male well-being, sharing resources and peace through pleasure—they can help us save ourselves.

Because we sure do need help! So… Make Kink Not War (please) before it’s too late.

Thanks AVN for spreading the news, reminding me that porn stars and kinksters are on the front lines in the war(s) against sexual oppression and repression, wars that we sex-positive folks didn’t start (the neo-Puritan religio-fascists did); we’re just defending our right to get laid.

Shout-out to my Counterpunch colleague Kollibri terre Sonnenbaum for his engaging Twitter thread juxtaposing Make Kink Not War: The Bonobo Way with a War-Is-Human-Nature tweet, and then *converting* the War-Is-Human-Nature tweeter to The Bonobo Way!

Oh, and did I mention our media ménage à trois involving three different “Hollywood” documentaries with and about HBO and Vice all coming soon? Tune into F.D.R. for more info!

As we broadcast live, protests for Wikileaks’s journalist Julian Assange rise up all over the world, including thousands of people surrounding the British Parliament in a “Human Chain” of support for Assange, now incarcerated in the dungeon-like Belmarsh Prison (and sick with Covid-19), bound for even worse conditions with U.S. extradition. We have supported Julian Assange and Wikileaks since 2010, and this might be his best (and worst) day yet.

Proud to be a Julian Assange “Groupie” in 2010 and now! Photo: Jux Lii

So… Let’s Go Brandon! Break the chain of Anglo-American arrogance! Stop torturing an innocent journalist!  Become a champion of the Constitution and win the support of free-speech advocates on both sides of the aisle.

Yes, Right and Left Free Speech activists all fervently support Assange, yet Democrat and Republican LEADERS have failed in their duties to defend this journalist and by extension our First Amendment rights. Whether they are corrupted by campaign finance cash or cowardice, our political leaders have been awful on this single issue of basic journalistic freedom embodied by Julian Assange.

They are also equally awful about the war, which rages on and on with Putin poopin’ in his bunker on his 70th birthday, as Russian draft dodgers flee his land, and Ukrainians blow up bridges with American war toys to the ammosexual delight of Youtube viewers at home.

No sex toys on YouTube. Just war toys and war games that kill real people.

And you wonder why our society is so sick—and getting sicker?

As the Love Train leaves the station, Max enjoys a nice piece of chocolate (a traditional aphrodisiac) that happens to be cannabis-infused (making it a double aphrodisiac), so by the time we arrive, we are off the rails, inspiring a night of orgasmic senior sex like we haven’t had in… a couple of weeks!

Wheeee! #GoBonobos for Make-Up Sex! It’s the Bonobo Way (wish Russia and NATO could make up like this)!

Give The Bonobo Way for The Holidays 2022

MAX
I think the train is a little late, Dr. Suzy.

Dr. SUZY
Better late than never, Capt’n Max.

MAX
That’s right.

UNSCENE ABE
Alright, we’re on Facebook. We just hopped on Facebook.

MAX
OK, we’re at Facebook station. Hello, everybody on the platform there on Facebook.

Dr. SUZY
Hello Facebook. I know, you want us to call you META now. But we like to call you by your face.

MAX
And you all on the platform wave to us ’cause the trains coming in and we’re all going to board this train and I’m going to open up tonight with my awful week of fighting Nature, and my apologies to all my followers in two weeks, and my week—

Dr. SUZY
Two weeks actually.

MAX
That’s correct. We, like all of you, are fighting the apocalypse.

Dr. SUZY
Well, for a while it was the Coronapocalypse, and then it was the Trumpocalypse.

MAX
Yeah, no, no, this.

Dr. SUZY
And now really this is THE Apocalypse?

MAX
This is. It’s OK and I want to start out by saying… I am FUCKING MAD!

Dr. SUZY
Oh!

UNSCENE ABE
Oh, alright. We’re on YouTube by the way, right?

MAX
OK. Hi, YouTube.

UNSCENE ABE
We’re gonna get on Instagram.

MAX
So, I just wrote to those Nazis over at Reddit.

Dr. SUZY
And are those the Ukrainian Nazis, the Russian Nazis or the American Nazis?

MAX
These are American corporate Nazis who censor. Now, the reason I bring this up is because, of course, I’ve been fighting censorship a good portion of my life, and I’ve won a good portion of my cases, if not all of them, and I keep thinking about this.

You can’t do anything Max, because these are private corporations. These are private corporations that are using usually using first of all city property to run their lines number one, number two. They’re using telephone lines, which are apps, which are federal lines, and they are regulated by the FCC and that you absolutely cannot censor them.

Dr. SUZY
Telephone lines.

MAX
So, you private corporations, and by the way lawyers, if you’re listening and if you’re lawyers with some kind of balls, you know I’m talking about—like Stanley Fleischman. Barry Fisher, you have flashy balls.

Dr. SUZY
Fleischy balls. Fleischy for Stanley Fleischmann.

MAX
Flat Fletcher. He was a flashing them balls, flashy balls. And he was a killer when he walked into a course.

Dr. SUZY
Not really, not a killer. We don’t want people to get the wrong idea.

MAX
No, you didn’t let me finish. When he walked into a courtroom, the courtroom shook because he was brilliant, and he tore them new asshole every time, and the new asshole now, is I believe that Reddit, that Facebook, that all of these people that are using public utilities. Public utilities—meaning telephone lines which will not be censored by federal law, are being censored by private corporations.

I believe that that’s in violation of federal laws and in violation of human rights, and in violation of my right to speak freely to others in my community. And these communities that you call about community standards have nothing to do with the reality of community standards.

It’s a little bit like we learned from Playboy what sex is. Sex is nothing like what Playboy taught us. It’s all not nice and yeah, it’s smelly.

Dr. SUZY
Hey, wait a second. Now you’re talking about my sex life with you? I don’t think it’s so smelly.

MAX
No, no. Well, it’s also nice. It’s also perfumy. It’s all very nice. You’re laying in bed in the sheets and there, but—

UNSCENE ABE
It’s all sunshine and rainbows.

MAX
Right, right, but there’s that farting that this fits in. And there’s the idea that you don’t fucking know what community standards are, just like we didn’t know what sex was, ’cause we thought sex was all very nice. Everything is nice, but it’s not. It’s not nice.

Dr. SUZY
Well, I think sex is pretty nice.

MAX
Yes, I agree with you.

Dr. SUZY
I think the problem nowadays is everybody says sex is not nice.

MAX
No, yeah, but everybody has a different fetish. You know, so somebody might say, “Ah, peeing and diapers is disgusting,” you know, and somebody goes, somebody else will say, “Oh mistress, I have peed in my pants. Feels so good.”

Dr. SUZY
Well, that’s a very particular fetish.

MAX
Well, no, but that’s just one of many. Well, I like smelling farts.

Dr. SUZY
I think you’re talking like this because you’ve been sick lately and so these are the things that are coming up in your discourse about sex, which are really functions of illness, the smelliness and peeing a lot, but some people do like all that.

MAX
I’m talking about the difference that each person has, which is a fetish to them and not to someone else.

UNSCENE ABE
OK.

MAX
These are the things that we don’t want to accept. We don’t want to say that it’s abnormal to do something which is absolutely normal within 100 people, or 1000 people. So, there is nothing abnormal in the least.

In the minds of those whose fetish it is, and that’s why we have Criminal Minds and that’s why we have things like that, but we all look at each other and judge each other’s fetish as if it’s something awful, but sex is way more beautiful, and smelly, and adorable than we ever thought before. And in the modern age, we’ve discovered that people have all kinds of fetishes that we had never heard of.

Anyway, if you’re a lawyer and you’re listening to this a little later, not right this second, and you have those, what did you call them Fleischman balls, Dr. Suzy?

Dr. SUZY
Oh, Stanley Fleischman’s Balls would be called Fleischy Balls.

MAX
Stanley Flake. Flashy balls. The man was a genius.

Dr. SUZY
It’s a certain type of legal testicle.

MAX
Yeah, he didn’t put up with any of this nonsense about censorship and all of that, and so I want to just throw this out there: These corporations are in violation of federal laws. They are using public utilities to censor communications.

Dr. SUZY
Well, you know, it’s interesting because the Supreme Court is about to hear a case related to this.

MAX
Really? What is coming?

Dr. SUZY
Well, what’s at stake is whether or not these entities like Twitter, like YouTube, are responsible for people’s content? That is, if something criminal is posted, are they responsible?

And of course, for freedom of speech we want to say no, they’re not responsible. But some people want to say that they are responsible and in fact the Gray Area of their responsibility is one of their excuses for censorship, that they are trying to be responsive, careful providers, but really, I think they’re being responsive to their corporate sponsors, not to their individual people that are on all these sites that really have become our Commons.

MAX
Yes, the Commons.

Dr. SUZY
These social media platforms are the equivalent of what used to be the Commons, the public square, which We the People have lost, as now the public square is a dangerous place and just riddled with issues and possibly flooded.

And so, we use the Internet and we also use these platforms instead of public access TV because when they cut off our public access shows, and we just did a big interview about this that’s going to be airing possibly on HBO, produced by the people who did McMillions.

Well, anyway, we were told, “Hey, you don’t need public access, you got the Internet.” Yeah, right, right. Well, public access did censor. There’s always going to be some censorship, it’s just how much. And when it is a public facility, it is run by the First Amendment and that’s why Mr. Fleischy Balls could use that First Amendment back then. I’m not sure what he would use now, but I’m sure he would figure something out. Though it is difficult to use the 1st amendment with Twitter, with Facebook when they censor you, with YouTube. YouTube censors us all the time and very often for visual images. We’re just as often censored lately for words.

MAX
Words! Now Stanley actually fought a case which allowed private television to use public property to enter homes and that came about from a law which was the Rack Laws of the 1970s, when I put out thousands of racks throughout California with nipples.

Dr. SUZY
(Singing)
Nipples on the street! Nipples on the street!

MAX
(Singing)
Nipples down the street. No woo! Nipples on the street!

Actually, in New York you can go—

Dr. SUZY
Free the Nipple.

MAX
Right. Yeah, free the nipple anyway.

So, when public television, when paid television came along, they wanted to string up their cables on public property, and city property, and the City said no. And they said, “Wait a minute, wait a minute, there’s a case about news racks that are on city property,” OK and that was our case, and we won that case, and the city came in and said the LA Times can be there, the Herald Examiner can be there.

Dr. SUZY
And that was your case.

MAX
These people come to you and tell you they cannot be there because you show nipples. OK so, the court said, “That’s correct.” Either we all have access, or none of us had access. And the LA Times came in, and the ACLU came in to support our position.

Dr. SUZY
Did they file an amicus brief?

MAX
They came in and they said, “Listen. They have a right to be there.”

Dr. SUZY
I was like that word “amicas” because it’s like “amor,” I love you.

MAX
Yeah, exactly. And they came in and they said, “Absolutely, if he can get on, if you can be on the streets, they can be on the streets, nipples aside and all of that political aside. It’s freedom of speech, freedom of expression.”

UNSCENE ABE
A man and a woman.

Dr. SUZY
But see, they hide now. They say they are not really the government, and they’re not.

MAX
They hide behind the corporate. They are a public utility at this point because—

Dr. SUZY
Right. They have more power than the government.

MAX
Not only that—And the phone companies, yeah, you know, OK, and they’re using—

Dr. SUZY
Phone wires.

MAX
Phone wires, which are FCC regulated and when I started, yeah, when I started in in this work of trying to liberate myself, actually.

Dr. SUZY
So, they’ve got to give us our freedom of speech.

MAX
To begin with, it was illegal to have phone sex over the phone.

Dr. SUZY
Wow, a private phone?

MAX
Private. You couldn’t—

Dr. SUZY
Or was that the days of party lines, Capt’n Max?

MAX
No, no, no, this was way before party lines. There were no party lines there.

Dr. SUZY
Well, speaking of party lines, we kind of have one going here with all our different platforms and we have quite a few comments, including Jux Lii back on Facebook.

MAX
OK, Jux, you’re home early. What are you doing home so early?

Dr. SUZY
I guess the date didn’t go well.

Hi Jux, how you doing?

UNSCENE ABE
It may be.

Dr. SUZY
Maybe the date is in another city tonight anyway. So Jux says, “Truth social wouldn’t survive such scrutiny.” Not that it’s likely to survive anyway. Truth Social being, of course, Trump’s social media.

And then Jux says, “Nice racks, Max.”

MAX
Yeah, they were nice racks.

Dr. SUZY
Haha. Thanks for the mammaries!

MAX
We used all the racks.

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, memories of memories on racks. Maybe that’s the original interpretation of the word “rack.”

MAX
Works well.

Dr. SUZY
And Dr. Omitara says, “hope you are well Dr. Suzy” on Instagram. We’re actually on all the different platforms. We have comments ’cause Jux is on Facebook and Dr. Omitara is on Instagram, as is Brian Woolrich and Harry says I make a good point.

MAX
How you guys doing there?

Dr. SUZY
“Dr, Suzy makes a great point that public access government-run TV was protected by the 1st Amendment and the current Internet platforms are denying us our First Amendment rights.”

That’s right, and they should have to somehow now abide by our First Amendment rights, and we need our Fleischy-Balled Stanley Fleischman for the Internet nowadays. And hopefully you know, whoever is up there at the Supreme Court is going to defend our limited freedom that we have, though that’s doubtful, but I mean, if you make Twitter libel, then they just won’t let anything run except Pepsi ads.

MAX
Yeah, right. And then, then all speech is gone. Yeah, all speech is.

Dr. SUZY
It’s half gone right now, but only half.

MAX
Yeah, well, it’s hugely gone right now because you cannot speak certain words.

Dr. SUZY
Right.

MAX
You cannot speak.

Dr. SUZY
And you keep finding out these new words you can’t say.

MAX
And there’s a list of them. Actually, you guys out there if you want to look and tell us what words are banned, for example? I know Facebook has dozens and dozens of words that are bad.

Dr. SUZY
And Google is banning my ads too now because I used the term “cuckold.” Cuckold! A perfectly good English term, Old English, actually from Chaucer’s time and before.

MAX
Oh, very old. That’s right. From Chaucer’s time, now being censored.

Dr. SUZY
Censored.

MAX
In one.

Dr. SUZY
The world is going a little crazy from this.

MAX
I’ll tell you what the problem is. The problem is the Kellogg’s and Cheerios, and all those advertisers tell these platforms, “You cannot have that on there,” Right, “because our clients eat Cheerios, and they don’t masturbate.”

Dr. SUZY
You were eating Cheerios the other day. I fed you Cheerios when you were sick.

MAX
Yeah. And I got constipated.

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, but you liked them, you wanted them, you asked for them.

MAX
Yeah, they were alright.

Dr. SUZY
Actually, you ordered Cheerios three times. I offered you many different things.

MAX
That’s correct.

Dr. SUZY
I was a good nurse.

MAX
You were a good nurse.

Dr. SUZY
I took care of you even after you abandoned me on this show. But the reason you abandoned me partly was because you were sick, and also partly because, I don’t know, because I was a doofus.

MAX
I was sick.

Dr. SUZY
But in any case, you’re back and in full force.

MAX
I am back. I am in full force.

And I just want to apologize because let me just say this: We are the rulers of the world. We know none of that.

Dr. SUZY
We are the cogs in the Megamachine.

MAX
That’s correct.

Dr. SUZY
But the Megamachine is collapsing.

MAX
Yes, but Mother Nature is not collapsing, and Mother Nature is saying yet enough.

Dr. SUZY
Sweeping in like the floodwaters.

MAX
Enough is enough.

Dr. SUZY
I feel so bad for the people of Pakistan, Florida.

MAX
Pakistan, Florida and what idiot? … What idiot—

Dr. SUZY
Well, I don’t feel sorry for DeSantis.

MAX
Well, no. I’m saying, what idiot goes through three hurricanes, loses everything, and then rebuilds?

Dr. SUZY
I don’t know. That’s a personal decision but let me just say I notice that the best conversion rate to Marxism is being a victim of a flood, because all these Republicans are now asking for money.

MAX
Oh yeah, listen, those Republicans.

Dr. SUZY
And they deserve it because their constituencies are hurting. But come on, remember that next time somebody else asks for money. They voted against it when it was asked for in other parts of the country.

Anyway, I would just like to take a moment to introduce the show.

MAX
Oh, yes. Go ahead, right ahead.

You’re listening to who? The—

Dr. SUZY
FDR, which stands for Franklin Delano Roosevelt, our 32nd president, who had some faults but wasn’t the worst and had a little bit of socialism in him. Or at least he walked the talk.

MAX
So faulty.

Dr. SUZY
And it also stands for Fuck Da Rich ’cause FDR the president didn’t do enough. And we got to go a little farther with this, not so far as to eat the rich, because I don’t think they taste very good. But tax them and yeah, Fuck Da Rich, you know, in many different ways, which we’ll get into, but we’re nice about it. We’re bonobos. That’s why we say we talk about sex and politics and bonobos, the Bonobo Way, brothers and sisters, that’s what we preach. Amen and Awomen.

And yeah, this is where we are at the point where if we don’t follow the Bonobo way, we are going to be fucked. And we’re probably going to be fucked anyway, even if we do follow the Bonobo way, but at least we’ll do it in harmony and sharing pleasure, and maybe some of us will survive. And if it is true that that will happen, then perhaps a better humanity will arise from the ashes of this apocalypse.

MAX
And I thought of a of a jingle for our books. You want to hear?

Dr. SUZY
Sure.

MAX
(Singing)
When I wonder, wonder… Who, who wrote the Book of Love? Dr. Suzy did.

Dr. SUZY
Alright! That’s an old song from the ‘50s.

MAX
That is an old song. I loved that song.

Dr. SUZY
Ah, the mammaries are fading in many ways, or drooping a little, but the push up bra was put into use for the past couple of interviews I have done as well as at DomCon, and speaking of grim, I have been in the gloom myself, so my own gag in the gloom, so to speak, and favorite little mantra in the madness has been “make kink, not war.” And just in case you need to know: Be Bonobo. And so, I’ve been kind of repeating this like a mantra lately, and I’ll get into what it means. But I did a talk, Make Kink Not War at DomCon 2022—The Bonobo Way at DomCon LA 6.0, and finally we edited it all together with some Bonobo footage and hot looking Dommes and cute subbies and all kinds of kinksters, and we have released it for Kink Month, Happy Kink Month, Kinktober, because yes, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, spankers and wankers, all you children of sex and most of us are also children of kink, because often you need something kinky to turn you on to have sex. Not a big deal to be turned on by a smell, whether it’s controversial or not. But in any case, kink makes the world go round. It’s part of nature. Every part of nature, really. And it’s certainly part of this talk. Make kink, not war.

So yeah, there’s that old phrase, “Make Love Not War,” an oldie, but goodie that I grew up on, and I still believe in, but you know, love can start a war. Love certainly wages wars, love of country, or maybe you’re going to be jealous and shoot somebody out of love. I hope not. That’s not the kind of love I love. People define love in all different ways, but kink is pretty much defined lately, and it’s been a definition evolution that included Thomas Jefferson, but it’s been defined lately as something that involves consent. And so, kink is about negotiation, about not doing violent abuse, about taking violent energy and turning it into pleasure with a little bit of pain. That’s sometimes the best part.

In any case, it’s a vibe that is really the opposite of the vibes that are out there these days, both in the media and in the street, there are all kinds of people making war, whether it’s big countries threatening with nukes, and actually perpetrated with bombs killing people, whether it’s just a zeitgeist, a feeling that infects everyone with this ammosexual incel passion that they’re sort of not allowed to express through sex or kink because that’s always laughed at or frowned on. Not always, but enough by our mainstream media that so many people are going nuts and shooting each other and other ways of going nuts but shooting each other is I guess one of the worst anyway, making not war brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners.

And if you need more of an explanation, please go to our many releases of this which include of course https://drsusanblock.com/domcon-2022 where you see all the hot juicy pictures. And also, it’s on YouTube and Facebook and Instagram and Xbiz, and AVN did a press release. And it’s in written form on Counterpunch, and also in video on Academia and in sound form on SoundCloud.

MAX
And censored on LinkedIn.

Dr. SUZY
No, actually LinkedIn’s running it too.

MAX
Not anymore.

Dr. SUZY
Did LinkedIn censor it? Ah, interesting.

MAX
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dr. SUZY
I thought they ran it, but I thought they censored something else.

MAX
They censored something, yeah.

Dr. SUZY
They censored something, but I’m now back with this.

MAX
LinkedIn is for executives that are looking for a job.

Dr. SUZY
You know what they censored? “Ken Starr: A Pornographer for Our Times.” So, I ran it again without using the word pornographer, and they let it run, but they censored me, and they banned me for a week on LinkedIn but I’m back and I ran Ken Starr and I’m just not using the word “pornographer.”

UNSCENE ABE
This is slow that—

MAX
Well, there again you have it.

Dr. SUZY
Self-censorship.

MAX
Can I go back to something? You were talking about wars. Yeah, not horrors, but war, OK?

Dr. SUZY
I just want to give a shout out to Counterpunch for running the written version of this, which is also available on our site, but it’s great because it’s a very political publication and yet they are very pro-sex in a way that could get them in trouble with their hyper politically correct readership, of which there are some. And anyway, they are very supportive, so shout out to Jeffrey St Clair and Joshua Frank and also to Kollibri, and after you say your piece, I want to share something that Kollibri shared on Twitter that’s very amusing, but you do your thing.

MAX
Go, go read it. Well, the only thing that I wanted to say, there’s wars and there’s wars that kill people, and then there’s wars to kill ideas. These are what Infowars are called actually.

Dr. SUZY
But don’t give that guy Alex any credit.

MAX
I don’t know his name.

Dr. SUZY
Ok, neither do I.

MAX
Don’t know his name.

Dr. SUZY
But he’s being sued, hopefully for a lot.

MAX
Yeah, he’s an ASS. This guy is an ASS that has done nothing but harm and he is part of, yeah—

Dr. SUZY
He’s done a lot for censorship because they use him as an excuse to censor the rest of us, because he’s such a liar.

MAX
Well, OK, so there we go. So then, there’s the war of lying. And the main the main aggressors of this war are Republicans, yes. They are into trafficking of lies.

Dr. SUZY
But the victims are often Lefties.

MAX
That’s correct. And their own people that are around.

Dr. SUZY
Everybody is adaptive because it’s censorship. But yeah, I mean the more famous you are, the less you’re the victim.

MAX
I think that’s correct. So that’s part of a war. That’s part of a war that is being, uh, pursued against you. When I say you, whose you, you as you let me, I mean, it’s you, it’s me.

When they take away my ability to speak, they have shot me in the brain. I am brain dead. That’s a war. OK, forced labor.

Dr. SUZY
This sounds like forced breeding. One aspect of forced labor is forced breeding.

MAX
Forced Republicans are into forced labor.

Dr. SUZY
Yes, that’s what they like.

MAX
Yeah, forcing—

Dr. SUZY
Women to bear children that they don’t want.

MAX
To bear children that they don’t want, can’t afford, you know, or they’re a mistake.

Dr. SUZY
And forcing people to take jobs they really don’t want that are often very risky for their lives.

MAX
That is correct.

Dr. SUZY
And they have to do it because they have no money and Republicans don’t like handouts, except for themselves.

MAX
Force hug. And forced labor is not only against the women, the prisoners of this country, we talk about China. We have horrific, horrific forced labor in this country.

Dr. SUZY
We do. It’s the force of capitalism. It’s the force of the megamachine. It’s the force of not having a little bit of socialism. Fuck Da Rich brothers and sisters.

Brian Redfern on Facebook says “Yep, I was kicked off Instagram for people with bare shoulders.”

MAX
Oh my God, you mean those clavicles that that are so sexy?

Dr. SUZY
Yes, you do find them sexy, don’t you?

MAX
Oh my God.

Dr. SUZY
Do you see?

MAX
Every time I see one of those, I go bananas.

Dr. SUZY
Now that I’m an older woman, I kind of feel that my shoulders are like my best feature. Now there’s a thing about shoulders and all these platforms they all say in their TOC that it could be just considered sexy or erotic and then it’s considered fair game for them to censor.

See in the old days, it was just nipples, and you might complain and say, oh, free the nipple! But at least you knew.

UNSCENE ABE
I just got to cover the nipple.

Dr. SUZY
Right. And the areola that was sort of a no man’s land or questionable territory, but in any case, it was there that was the problem or the crotch area. But now it’s like if the shoulders are presented in a certain way that is sexy, you’re censored, especially if you’re not famous. Because the famous people do it all the time, and they have pricey lawyers.

MAX
Yeah, they can do with that, it’s just you peasants.

Dr. SUZY
So, David D says “Alex Jones.”

MAX
No, don’t say that name.

Dr. SUZY
Well, he said that. “Infowars is not only getting sued, but he is losing his pants in court, he says on YouTube.” And that is true. And that hopefully, really, hopefully, he’s not like stowing it away.

MAX
And he’s got a big ass, so he can we can chop off pieces of it.

Dr. SUZY
I’m sure he’s miserable and stressed out and what really gets me is at first when I heard of him in the 90s, I kind of thought he was interesting ’cause he infiltrated Bohemian Grove, those sorts of Republicans who are hiding in the redwoods doing weird rituals.

UNSCENE ABE
A little bit.

Dr. SUZY
Greek-style stuff and not so bad. Actually, much worse to just be a Republican out in the open, which is what David D goes on to say, “how to Republican? Step one, believe you are better than everyone.” It’s sort of like being a Royal, right? “Believe you are better than everyone else.”

MAX
Who’s that, David D?

Dr. SUZY
Yes, David D and “Step 2: believe you have the right to decide how other people live their lives.” Yes.

Because know what? I go back and forth between believing I’m better than everyone and believing I’m worse than everyone and believing I’m the same, depending on my mood. So, I understand that you can’t help what you believe, but thinking you have the right to decide how other people live their lives? That’s the part that really sucks. That’s the part that the Republicans used to defend, yeah. And that’s what he’s saying is “how to Republican.” And that’s why Mary Trump, The Donald’s niece, the mango Mussolini, his niece, she says…

MAX
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dr. SUZY
The Republicans were never afraid of Trump. They ARE Trump. They liked him because he said what they were afraid to say. Now he might be losing his usefulness. He might be wearing out his welcome and we’ll see how he goes. That’s another story. But he has been Republican all the way. He’s just been with the mask ripped off, so you see the true bloodthirsty face of Republican greed.

MAX
But he worked. Wasn’t he a Democrat?

Dr. SUZY
Well, he was sometimes in the old days. And it is a duopoly. And the Democrats are not a lot better, just a little bit.

MAX
Well, the reason we keep—

Dr. SUZY
At least Joe pardoned a few marijuana smokers today.

MAX
Well, hey, you know he’s stopped a war.

Dr. SUZY
A war. Then he got into another one, big time.

MAX
A war? Well, not with our troops yet. Not yet.

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, but anyway, it’s not all about just our troops.

MAX
So, let’s check in.

Dr. SUZY
I’m not so American that I worry only about our troops. I got such mixed feelings about this terrible war in Ukraine because of course Putin is such an aggressor, but we have our own responsibilities here that we should consider, and still I believe, and so I say in “Make Kink Not War,” we must send in a good Dominatrix to negotiate, because the kinksters know how to negotiate much better than any general or politician.

MAX
That’s correct. Freedom is becoming an endangered species. Well, that’s what Mr. Daniel Brenton said.

Dr. SUZY
Well, there you go.

MAX
Oh, OK. Hi there. Hi Dan. How are you doing on YouTube? Where are you listening from? What part of the world? Well, maybe alright is yeah, maybe you’ll say fuck.

Dr. SUZY
Yes, we know where Jux Lii is from. He moved to Vegas.

MAX
Well, now he’s on the move, he’s a mafia guy now, you know?

Dr. SUZY
He’s become a gambler.

MAX
There’s lots of hot girls there.

Dr. SUZY
Jux is an artist, we all know that.

MAX
He’s not just yet. We love you, Jux.

Dr. SUZY
We love you Jux! We hate you for leaving LA, but we love you forever anyway.

MAX
Right.

UNSCENE ABE
Yeah, he just wanted to get closer to Sin City, you know.

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, well, we’re brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners right here in the Womb Room sanctuary of the little Love Church of the Bonobo Way and the village of Bonoboville.

MAX
No, incidentally, they call they call Vegas Sin City, but it’s just as easy to get a hooker here as in Sin City. So, you don’t have to move there if you just need to get a hooker.

Dr. SUZY
Adriana’s cousin was kicked out of her prom in North Carolina for her exposed shoulders, and her dress was just a little bit above the knee.

MAX
My goodness.

Dr. SUZY
I suppose this was recent.

MAX
Such a scandal.

Dr. SUZY
Well, hey, Brian was kicked off of Instagram for exposing shoulders. It sounds to me like the ‘50s brothers and sisters.

MAX
It is like the ‘50s.

Dr. SUZY
But maybe a little worse because you could always get away with things in the ‘50s.

MAX
Everybody was fucking everybody in town.

Dr. SUZY
There was always a Peyton Place going on.

MAX
I know about that. Yeah, the Key Clubs, the Air Force were the first swingers.

Dr. SUZY
The Key Clubs…

MAX
Remember that? Yeah, everybody knew about it.

Dr. SUZY
They were in the American Air Force, and they certainly had—not a “Make Love, Not War” kind of way— but they understood that they were at war and that they could die, and that then their wives—’cause they were all men that were the fighter pilots—so they would say “Hey, you are going to take care of my wife if I die, so therefore you should have sex with her. We should all share each other because we’re all in this Club where we’re going to be taking care of each other.” It’s an interesting theory. I don’t know what to make of it really—if it created really special bonds—and I don’t have time to explore it, but that was their kind of ostensible theory. And so, they got into swinging and they would throw the keys into a basket and go home with the partner who’s keys they picked.

And only in some cases. I think mostly they would choose according to who they felt like being with.

MAX
Right, right. But the game, initially it was as that’s literally ’cause nobody wanted to say who they wanted to fuck.

Dr. SUZY
Maybe they would know the keys sometimes. They could kind of look at the key and see which key and there would be a signal on the key.

MAX
Hello Nancy? That’s Harriet’s key.

Dr. SUZY
Or they could feel the key because of a little rabbit’s foot, they’d know whose key it was.

MAX
It’s Tokyo yellow rabbit.

Dr. SUZY
Ha ha.

MAX
But I mean every… Oh, by the way, you were talking about bras. One of my favorite styles of bras, yes, was the bullet bras.

Dr. SUZY
Oh yeah.

MAX
Oh yes, my math teacher used to wear.

Dr. SUZY
They were before my time, but Madonna brought them back in the ‘80s.

MAX
Oh, me. Yeah, man, yeah, I couldn’t add two and two, and she had to be there all the time trying to help me out with my math. And so, she would come behind me.

Dr. SUZY
With those bullet bra boobs.

MAX
Yeah, those bullet bras and the rockets. Where’d you go?

Dr. SUZY
Right through your back and down your pants.

MAX
Wow, she was hot.

Dr. SUZY
Alright.

MAX
I remember. I never did learn more than two and two, but OK. But I learned about bullet bras. And that’s the most important thing.

Dr. SUZY
That is a very important thing in some way to learn about sex and hopefully it’s a positive thing and hopefully it’s not a non-consensual thing and it’s OK if it’s a kinky thing, like bullet bras in your back.

MAX
It’s historical as part of… Right… And fashion.

Dr. SUZY
Yes, kink and fashion are very connected. After all those bullet bras were kinky and fashionable.

MAX
You know they have a—

Dr. SUZY
And David D says, “Max be speaking my language. Shoot me, baby, with those bullet bras.”

Yes, the guys love the bullet bras. I remember my Barbie doll had bullet boobs. The boobs were like a bullet bra without the bra, yeah.

MAX
Yeah, that was Ruth Handler.

MAX
Mattel Toys, who decided with her husband they both worked there that the dolls should be out of the kitchen, yes. And so, they gave them tits and ass, and legs and dresses and miniskirts, shooting, and that had a tremendous effect on fashion on women.

And then the other day I read something. I don’t know who this fucking woman is. She is selling nipples in Central Park. She sells nipples that you stick onto your nipple, but they’re big nipples, right? And she says that’s for the empowerment of women. These are our weapons.

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, so Jux Lii says, “I want to fuck someone with a Porsche. Where’s them keys anyway?”  Yeah, I guess you would go by the car, you know, as to who you would have sex with. Sex was a more fluid thing back then. Now we’re all worried about diseases and also political correctness and also right-wing problems like are you going to get pregnant and what’s going to happen? And there’s so many stresses in a way that there weren’t in the ‘50s, but yet there’s also the Morality Police that are here but are worse in Iran.

Just like Iran, they of course killed this girl, this woman in custody. They killed her for sure, whether she died by a heart attack. Come on. What are you doing? You’re getting your hair pulled. You’re probably being beaten. You might have a heart attack. But she seems to have died from her beatings and it’s just outrageous. And so now the slogan there is: Women, life, freedom.

And hey, I like “Make Kink Not War” better. But hey, “women, life, freedom” is good. I’m for that too. And I’m going to get that T-shirt.

MAX
That’s great. I’m for the women.

Dr. SUZY
And you should get the Make Kink Not War T-shirt. OK, brothers and sisters, we got a T-shirt.

MAX
I mean, y’all. Can you come here? Yeah, we got a T-shirt over here. We’re broke. We’re like peasants in this whole machine. Get a T-shirt from us. Get a book.

Dr. SUZY
And this is a nice T-shirt. I mean, not that we don’t have other nice T-shirts, but we have this tee and it’s nice.

UNSCENE ABE
You know.

MAX
Yeah, look at that, huh? The shirt and the little Bonobo in there is done by Elaine. And guess what? Remember who Elaine was?

Dr. SUZY
Yes, she’s the artist that also drew Charlie Sheen and also drew Miley Cyrus.

UNSCENE ABE
Yeah, yeah.

MAX
She was correct. She was her sort of a designer.

Dr. SUZY
Right. And CC bill says we can’t sell anything that says Charlie Sheen, but we’re just talking CC bill. We’re not selling anything right now except the shirt, but it’s a whole different shirt.

MAX
Can you imagine you can’t sell a book with him in it?

Dr. SUZY
My goodness, there’s so much censorship.

MAX
Imagine you can’t sell a book because you mentioned Charlie Sheen.

UNSCENE ABE
Yeah, that’s great.

Dr. SUZY
Right.

MAX
I know, I know, I know.

Dr. SUZY
And this was a parody, and it was a show.

MAX
By the way, that could all be challenged in court.

Dr. SUZY
It could be.

MAX
But nowadays you can no longer. Or you have no course because you can’t afford it.

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, you don’t make enough money doing your thing, and that’s what they figure.

MAX
You don’t need to defend yourself.

Dr. SUZY
That’s why they say you can’t do this, you can’t do this, you can’t do this because they know that you’re not going to spend the money.

MAX
Of course.

Dr. SUZY
Now if you’re Beyoncé, you will spend the money. And they know that. They know Beyoncé’s people, so Beyoncé gets to say whatever she wants.

MAX
Or if you’re me, you’ll get good lawyers with big balls. Or fleshy balls.

Dr. SUZY
Fleischy Balls.

MAX
Flashy balls or…

Dr. SUZY
It’s not flashy balls, it’s Fleischy Balls. It’s like Fleischmann’s margarine, like Stanley Fleischman’s Fleischy Balls. Ask Luzer how to pronounce that. Luzer Twersky. He’ll know. He has a new sound recording out where he speaks a book.

MAX
Well, I’m a convert. Yeah, right.

Dr. SUZY
Brothers and sisters, if you need to talk about kink privately, you can call us for telephone sex therapy. Experience what you can only get from the Dr. Susan Block Institute.

MAX
This and get the T-shirt before. And make sure you get the T-shirt before the price drops.

Dr. SUZY
Well, yeah, there’s the T-shirt and then there’s the therapy. They’re two different things.

MAX
Oh, by the way, she doesn’t come with the T-shirt.

Dr. SUZY
Of course, you could wear the T-shirt while you get therapy. That’s right. If you need therapy and you can afford it, of course, it’s your privacy that you’re paying for, then you should give us a call at 213-291-9497, with or without the T shirt. And you can always watch “Make Kink Not War” for free.

You can watch a lot of our stuff for free. Let’s face it, not much we’re selling, and mostly what we’re selling is censored. So, Make Kink Not War. We kind of made it with all these platforms in mind. So, you don’t see human sex, but you see a lot of bonobo sex.

UNSCENE ABE
That’s for sure.

Dr. SUZY
And so far, they haven’t censored it. Sometimes they do. We weren’t sure, but we kind of went with it and there is a lot of bonobo sex and there’s a lot of human kink. But it is so educational, I don’t know, I flatter myself to think that’s why perhaps it’s just gone under the radar of the censor bots.

My colleague Kollibri terre Sonnenblume has that for a royal name.

MAX
Sounds almost like mine

Dr. SUZY
Yes! He’s my Counterpunch colleague. He writes for Counterpunch, too, and he writes on Twitter, “So hilarious that a tweet from Dr. Suzy was right below yours,” and he’s writing to a dude named Christopher Justin and his Twitter handle is @wastelander702, so it sounds like he’s in Nevada. And so Kollibri says, “it’s hilarious that a tweet from Dr. Suzy that’s right below you, the Bonobo way offers a very different perspective, one I personally find much more inspirational.”

So, here’s what Christopher Justin Wastelander had to say that was right above my Make Kink Not War tweet:

“And it said war is an integral part of human nature from the moment one human gained something from bashing another with a rock. Trying to conquer our neighbors, whether on a national level or seeking status advancement on the school playground, is unfortunately our primary driver.”

MAX
The reason?

Dr. SUZY
And I said “funny juxtaposition, as archaeology shows for over 190,000 years, we humans did not make war, and we were in the same bodies and minds that we’re in now. But we didn’t make war. We lived with each other. And yes, I go on to say, yes, we had some violence and murder. Individual murders maybe. But not war. For 190,000 years we didn’t have war, no group tribal wars to conquer our neighbors until about 8000 BCE. I say BCE, which is Before the Christian Era… and why did we start making war? Because of the mega machine, because we started to own property, because we started farming, and once you farm, you’ve got to stay on the land and then you get into owning the land and then you get into protecting the land and then you get into owning the crops that are on the land.  And then you get into owning the animals that are on the land, including perhaps the people that are on the land. And you have to defend that. So, you need guards, an army, and you develop an army, a military, to defend your property. See, for 190,000 years we were hunter gatherers. We didn’t have property. And then gradually over a few thousand years, we started creating these farms. And they weren’t all military, but the military ones were pretty aggressive. I guess it’s all coming to us now. We’re all hearing about it, and it’s all the roots of colonialism. Because you could say that the native tribes in North America were all, almost all of the old ways where they didn’t make wars that much, but colonialism was all about war and all about slavery and all about ownership.

And now we have the four tyrannies that we talked about last time, which are 1) the military and 2) the economy, making money, the Midas touch, it turns everything to gold, and everything dies, including your very own daughter. And then you have. What was number three? Oh yeah, religion.

MAX
And can I just say one little thing?

Dr. SUZY
OK, but number four is linear thinking, but that’s complicated. So, you can say a lot of things now, but I have to come back to this story because OK, this is a story. See, I told you earlier that my stories take a while.

UNSCENE ABE
OK.

MAX
OK, no I’m mentioning—OK, then go back to that story, then. Go ahead. Go ahead ’cause otherwise I’ll forget what I’m… Yeah, yeah, go ahead. That’s quick.

Dr. SUZY
So Christopher tweets back to all of us, “Hey I’m down for it.” This is the guy that said it’s all about war! We convinced him. We told him the Bonobo way in a tweet. I hate to be blowing my own

MAX
(Choo train sound)
Choo Choo!

Dr. SUZY
Anyway, Christopher writes, “Hey, I’m down for it. I’m not a very inspirational fella. Make Kink Not War. It sounds good to me.”

And then Kollibri tweets, “Dr. Suzy makes a great case!” because Kollibri is actually a lawyer. Just kidding, no he isn’t. He’s actually a great outdoorsy kind of guy and very good writer and very good photographer. He has photos of the outdoors.

MAX
Yeah, those. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those views, some of them are beautiful.

Dr. SUZY
Yes, yes. And also, some that show the ugliness of the world. So anyway, we converted Christopher. So, somebody asks me at the Make Kink Not War talk, “how do I spread the Bonobo Way?” So that’s how you do it.

MAX
So, you were talking about the Fort? And I was going to answer him, but apparently, he’s been converted already.

Dr. SUZY
We converted him.

MAX
You converted him so but—

Dr. SUZY
I do have a philosophy. I’m guilty of that.

MAX
Yeah, no, no, no. But what went wrong? This wasn’t with humanity all the time. This was a wrong turn. This was a wrong turn in philosophy.

Dr. SUZY
It was only 8000 years ago.

MAX
Right. It was a wrong turn, and that’s why we’re killing each other, right? If not, we would be working together, fucking together. We would be fucking with the Chinese with this and that.

Dr. SUZY
We’d be like bonobos.

MAX
We would be, yeah, we’d be integrating and that’s something that Billy once said.

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, and I hate to sound a little bit like racist, but I think the Chinese are more open to this then Americans, or Euro or Russo, certainly Putin is not too open to this and certainly NATO is not open to this. They are threatening nuclear war. China is, I guess, holding it back.

MAX
China isn’t going to nuke.

Dr. SUZY
Well, no. But can they hold us back from nuking each other over Ukraine?

MAX
Have you got a guy who’s sitting in a bunker?

Dr. SUZY
Yes, on his 70th birthday, Mr. Poopin’ Putin is probably pooping in his pants down in that bunker.

MAX
Yes, who wouldn’t? Yeah, I’m down here.

Dr. SUZY
He looks so stoney-faced, but, you know, wow, they got a bridge that blew up today and it killed people, though, I really don’t celebrate these Ukrainian accomplishments because they all kill people.

MAX
But again, we’ve changed. We took the wrong turn in the world, how we see the world.

Dr. SUZY
We got to make kink, not war.

MAX
Yeah, we have to, we have to take care of each other whether with Chinese, Japanese, Indians, black, white, purple or yellow, and we’re all on the same fucking rock.

Dr. SUZY
We sent the press release out to all the mainstream press and they don’t bother looking at it. But at Counterpunch, of course, they posted the whole article and AVN posted a press release, as did Xbiz. So, I think it’s important to state that the pornstars and kinksters are on the front lines of the war against sexual repression and oppression, and this is a war that we, sex positive people did not start, OK?

We just want to be. Left alone to get laid and maybe make a little money with our pictures.

MAX
Smoke a little dope.

Dr. SUZY
Oh, and that too.

MAX
Oh, I had a little chocolate bar—

Dr. SUZY
Oh, nice.

MAX
Before I started this show and it’s kind of now started taking effect.

Dr. SUZY
Ah, Chocolate is an aphrodisiac, and so is Cannabis, so maybe we’ll have sex later.

MAX
Did you hear that, Charlie?

Well, we were talking about philosophy, and I want to go back to that to say it again to you. I say it again to you, the war is against you personally. Yeah, you sitting there. You put your ear here.

Dr. SUZY
So, the pornstars and the kinksters are on the front lines of the war against sexual oppression, it is not a war that we started. It is a war that was started by Judeo-Christo Fascism, Islamofascism, as evidenced over there in Iran, but also other countries, and it is evidenced by that 3rd tyranny of religious Fascism that is specifically aimed at sex, at controlling sex.

MAX
Christofascists.

Dr. SUZY
And yeah, of course you gotta control your sexuality somewhat. I don’t disagree. Of course, it should be consensual. And the funny thing is, of course, the way the right wing wants to control sex is not that it be consensual. After all, they want women to give birth to their rapists’ babies or suffer criminal consequences. So, there is no respect for consent among a lot of the Christofascists that are pushing the Dodds decision and making anti-abortion the law of the land. So, we’ve got to Make Kink Not War, brothers and sisters because it might be all we got.

Anyway, we support the pornstars and the kinksters, and you should too. You should not be afraid to admit to supporting sex workers.

MAX
Here I am.

Dr. SUZY
Oh, welcome back Captain Max.

MAX
I am here with my cioccolato. So, I’m not—

Dr. SUZY
And Free Assange. Today, if you are tuned in live, Julian Assange is being supported by a huge worldwide protest and the chief center of it was a human chain around parliament to let Parliament know how many people just in London alone would like some humanity here, or some reason, or some philosophy. Why are you keeping a journalist in a draconian dungeon? Because he’s a journalist and he says things that you don’t like about a war?

MAX
Hey, Brandon.

Dr. SUZY
Brandon, yes. Go Brandon, come on. Why don’t you be a hero on this? This would earn you a lot more respect than anything.

MAX
Oh my God, this would give you history.

Dr. SUZY
And you know Trump is known for overseeing the lock up of Julian Assange, even though Julian Assange had been hanging out at the Ecuadorian embassy.

MAX
And as always, we’re sticking our noses where our noses shouldn’t be in other people’s lives.

Dr. SUZY
We tried to kill him. That is, Trump’s team tried to kill him. Pompeo, with aspirations to be Julius Caesar, or Pompeii, his namesake, was in charge.

MAX
Pompeo, the fat Italian. Nothing against fat people. Yeah, but this guy, this guy had donuts coming out of his neck.

Dr. SUZY
It’s part of being a mafioso, like a soprano.

MAX
No, no, no, but no he’s nice yeah. He’s a lost the summer weight, you know.

Dr. SUZY
Around the donut, yeah. Right. He’s a pizza, yeah.

MAX
Just a pizza.

Dr. SUZY
Of course. He’s a white pizza, right, a Pizza Bianca.

MAX
And listen, listen, I think I often get accused of being against fat people.

Dr. SUZY
Well, you lost a lot of weight.

MAX
And that could be the farthest from the truth, because I’m going to go back almost 50 years. I got a letter from a reader, he says, “How come you always have these… Why don’t you have some fat people on there? On your front cover?”

And he sends a picture of his wife. So, he says, “Who’s this big tub?” And she’s very cute. And he says, “I dare you to publish this.”

And we almost had all these liberals. We were all radical. Oh my God, what’s going to happen? And then we said, “Nope. We’ll put her on the front page,” she went on the front page. She was one of the best-selling covers who we ever put on Love magazine, by the way, if you have that cover, and I know some of you do, I sure would like to get a copy of it.

Dr. SUZY
Right. We were talking about Love magazine the other day with those producers who were interested in Annie Sprinkle because of course, she was on Real Sex. All things are connected… Love Magazine to Real Sex on HBO to now. So, we’re doing interviews about all of this and a series they’re calling Sex before the Internet.

MAX
Right.

Dr. SUZY
Which is funny, because, hey, I go back with sex before the Internet for humans, like, 200,000 years, the start of humans. That would be sex before the Internet among humans alone. Or you could go back before that, before we had humans, if we’re really talking “sex before the internet.” But really what they’re talking about is sex in the ‘70s, ‘80s, ‘90S and early 2000s. But it should be exciting. They interviewed me about HBO. And they’re going to also interview you about your magazines.

MAX
Well, OK. So, I’m glad you brought that up because I’m very proud of what’s been going on with myself and Dr. Suzy.

You know we’re not Johnny-come-lately. Know we’ve been fighting this battle together for many, many, many years. We were fighting police brutality. And they go, “You’re anti-police.”

And I’m not anti-police at all. I’m all for good police.

Dr. SUZY
While Harry says that “speaking of ‘make kink not war,’ we need to drop porn stars behind both lines in the war.” Haha, “Behind both lines” means he wants some for himself, behind his own line.

MAX
Yeah, sure. By the way, Luzer says they have some of the best hookers there.

Dr. SUZY
Oh, Ukraine, yes. The best hookers? Well, that’s important to know.

MAX
Well, the Russians also claim that, yeah, if you recall.

Dr. SUZY
That they have the best deals.

MAX
Oh yeah, we go.

Dr. SUZY
So, I think every place that supports their hookers is going to say that they have the best hookers.

MAX
Not here in America. He’s a connoisseur. He refused. He removes it.

Dr. SUZY
Maybe you don’t pay in actual money, you pay in your sparkling conversation. That’s how Luzer knows these hookers so well, hahaha.

MAX
He does, right? Anyways…

Dr. SUZY
They always have somebody that they don’t charge.

MAX
I grew up with hookers. I love hookers.

Dr. SUZY
The thing about all of this is we have to make clear, because, you know, the feminists, the #MeToo activists often go after you when you recommend that sex workers kind of help out in the political arena. So, it’s important to clarify that it is always the sex workers’ choice, and they should also be paid.

MAX
I just asked someone to get me a copy of a statement that Steve Jobs made before he died, his last statement, and I wanted to read it. Otherwise, if it was here actually I would have you read it because it’s a really powerful, and a very nice socialist piece.

Dr. SUZY
Steve Jobs? I don’t consider him a great socialist.

MAX
I’m talking about his last statement. I’m not talking about who he was, what he was.

Dr. SUZY
So, what else?

MAX
What else? I mean, sure, what else can we talk about? If you’re going to ask me, then I’m going to talk to you about the same old shit. There’s a war against your philosophy, your way of life. There’s a critical war that involves arms, that involves killing, that involves deep intrusion into our lives.

Dr. SUZY
So, what do you think people should do about it?

MAX
Be aware of it and fight it every second.

Dr. SUZY
Fight with what?

MAX
With their words. Every day I do it, whether I’m talking to an operator or talking to⁠—I don’t care who I’m talking to, I’ll bring up Trump or I’ll bring up something else that’s going on and they go, “Oh, wow. Yeah.”

Dr. SUZY
We should fight with words and fight with nonviolent actions.

MAX
Well, you fight. We win. We stopped the Vietnam War, that way—with words.

Dr. SUZY
We did. We stopped that war with “Make Love, Not War.” But we didn’t stop all the wars, which is what I kind of thought we would somehow.

MAX
No. Yeah, right.

Dr. SUZY
But we at least stopped the draft in America.

MAX
We stopped the draft.

Dr. SUZY
Little did I know they’d have it in Russia, with the same sort of problem.

MAX
Yeah, now we have people that want to kill.

Dr. SUZY
Now we have a lot of people that want to kill.

MAX
Volunteers volunteered.

Dr. SUZY
In the military and in the street, in the supermarket, shooting up massage parlors, shooting up various places and now they had a mass shooting in a nursery in Thailand.

MAX
I know.

Dr. SUZY
So, it’s all over the world, brothers and sisters, and this was a former police officer who was fired because of drugs, and he was angry, so first he shot his wife and child, then he shot all these children and teachers.

MAX
The anger… People are mad.

Dr. SUZY
It is so tragic to hear about it going on all over the world, and especially I feel it is because our leaders have gone in such an opposite direction from the Bonobo Way, they have gone in a direction that encourages ammosexuality. It encourages young men especially to use violence, but young women too are being violent, ridiculously violent. People that are in the prime of their sexuality, when they should be expressing themselves through their sexuality, they are expressing themselves through violence.

MAX
But that’s… We have thoughts.

Dr. SUZY
And it is mostly young men, but it is also young women, and it is also young everybody. And it is also old people, and it is because this society encourages violence. We show plenty of war toys that kill people, but we’re not allowed to show sex toys that help people.  We all give awards to horror movies, but we censor sex, and we censor words. We give awards to superhero movies that kill the bad guy, but we censor making love.

MAX
They censor nipples!

Dr. SUZY
And shoulders. We censor shoulders, brothers and sisters. See why people are going nuts? Because guns are supported, but shoulders are forbidden. Shoulders must be covered.

MAX
Going to show you—

Dr. SUZY
Hair must be covered in Iran. Shoulders must be covered on Instagram if you hold them a certain way.

MAX
My shoulder.

Dr. SUZY
Hey, it is disgusting, this censorship, these Morality Police. How can we stop it? We gotta figure it out. I got the Bonobo Way going here, that’s my idea of a better way. If you have a better idea, let me know.

MAX
I always have some ideas that most of them, about 99% of them you want to get rid of. OK, ’cause otherwise you really fuck yourself. You lose yourself.

Dr. SUZY
I just do not want to make war in any way. I think once you start making war, you’re destroying the earth, you’re destroying a lot of people lives and for what? The megamachine… and you just gave me a piece of paper with a tremendous amount of small print. What would you like me to do with this?

MAX
Can you read it? You can read it.

Dr. SUZY
OK, here we go. For you, I will read it.

MAX
Well, first of all, tell who it is.

Dr. SUZY
At least part of it.

MAX
This is a guy, by the way, that ripped off gazillions of people with his first phones and his experiments and all of that. But besides that, I used to sell his blue box, which was a way to not pay the phone companies.

Dr. SUZY
I thought that was a black box.

MAX
They’re called blue boxes, black boxes and orange boxes, right?

This, supposedly, was his last statement, and I found it kind of interesting because we all achieve what this man achieved, and that is, the richest man in the world. So what? And that’s what he says.

Dr. SUZY
You ready?

MAX
Yeah, well, I’m already. And could you say who it is?

Dr. SUZY
It doesn’t say, but I know it’s Steve Jobs, right?

MAX
That was his last statement.

Dr. SUZY
OK, so it’s Steve Jobs. I’m going to take off my glasses so I can become one with the piece of paper.

MAX
Certainly, go right ahead.

Dr. SUZY
Ahem… “I reached the pinnacle of success in the business world. In other eyes, my life is the epitome of success. However, aside from work, I have little joy. In the end, my wealth is only a fact of life that I am accustomed to. At this moment, lying on my bed and recalling my life, I realize that all the recognition and wealth that I took so much pride in have paled and become meaningless in the face of my death.

You can employ someone to drive the car for you, make money for you, but you cannot have someone bear your sickness for you. Material things lost can be found or replaced, but there is one thing that can never be found when it’s lost—Life.

Whichever stage in life you’re in right now, with time you will face the day when the curtain falls. Treasure love for your family, love for your spouse, love for your friends, treat yourself well, and cherish others. As we grow older and hopefully wiser, we realize that a $3000 or $30 watch…”

You can tell this was written before his cell phone became too popular.

“…Both tell the same time. You will realize that your true inner happiness does not come from the material things of this world. Whether you fly first class or economy. If the plane goes down⁠—you go down with it.

Therefore, I hope you realize when you have mates, buddies and old friends, brothers and sisters who you chat with, laugh with, talk with, sing with. Talk about North-East, South-West, or heaven and earth. That is true happiness. Don’t educate your children to be rich. Educate them to be happy.”

His daughter is one of the richest women in the world now.

MAX
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that’s what he’s trying to get some forgiveness for her, I suppose.

Dr. SUZY
“…So when they grow up, they will know the value of things. Not the price. Eat your food as your medicine. Otherwise, you have to eat medicine as your food.”

The one with the capital O.

“The One who loves you will never leave you for another, even if there are 100 reasons to give up, he or

Huh. OK. Says the guy who had a divorce I think, but anyway…

“There is a big difference between a human being and being human.”

Being humane… A Bonobo is more humane than a human being, for the most part, only if you really understand it. Did you, Steve? I’m sorry to talk to him.

“Now you are loved when you are born.”

Is that right? Not always. Especially now that we have no abortion. A lot of people that are born are not loved. So, Steve’s wrong about that.

“You will be loved when you die.”

Again, not always. Actually, even less likely.

“In between you have to manage.”

Well, maybe he means something very spiritual that really is not about your material position in life. Because when you are born into poverty to someone who does not want to have a baby, that ain’t love. Or that’s a certain type of love that is forced, that becomes cruelty eventually.

MAX
Right.

Dr. SUZY
And then you might kill your parents.

MAX
It’s trafficking, number one.

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, definitely trafficking and forced breeding.

MAX
Yeah, and forced breeding really like with your horse.

Dr. SUZY
A mare, because mostly it is a female.

MAX
Yeah, mare, come over here.

Dr. SUZY
“Female,” by the way, is a word that you got to kind of explain it these days. It’s sometimes useful, but it doesn’t portray personhood. It’s true. It is about also being an animal. And I do think humans are animals, so I have mixed feelings about the word female.

“The six best doctors in the world are sunlight.”

I agree with that. I love sunlight, even in pollution, although that is a problem.

MAX
That’s why it was a God. It’s not a God anymore.

Dr. SUZY
And the fact that it also gives you skin cancer is another problem.

MAX
Ah yeah, then there’s that. That’s a little problem.

Dr. SUZY
But I do think sunlight is very important to my mental health and my respiratory health.

MAX
In vitamin D.

Dr. SUZY
So, I agree with you Steve Jobs, about sunlight and too many people are staying inside, though for good reason. It’s scary to go out among the shooters. I’m very grateful we have a yard. I can do my yoga.

Next is “rest” and that is very important. I don’t get enough of that. So sorry, Steve. I should get more sleep. But I can’t sleep, so I guess I should drug myself, or maybe just have more sex so I can fall asleep. But even after having sex, I don’t sleep longer than four hours at a time, if that. And then I’m up and actually more energetic. OK Steve, sorry. Rest is tough and you don’t have sex listed here. “Exercise.” Alright. I try to do my yoga. Sure. “Diet.” Yeah. “Self-confidence and friends,” blah blah blah. Sounds like typical self-help pablum. He doesn’t say anything about joy or sex or pleasure or socialism. Nothing like that. This is why you were miserable, Steve. OK, “friends,” good idea. But what if your friends are also miserable? Where is the pleasure, Steve?

Even as you’re dying in the Hospice, you should have some hookers around your bed. That’s what Zorthian had. And there’s a female version.

MAX
Yeah, that’s what I had. I had none when I was a kid.

Dr. SUZY
I would like to have something that I want for pleasure as I die, at least a massage.

MAX
Hookers are good.

Dr. SUZY
Well, for you, I don’t necessarily want a hooker.

MAX
Yeah, I know. Yeah.

Dr. SUZY
Don’t worry, I’ll make sure you have hookers, honey.

MAX
I got this thing. I gotta do something.

Dr. SUZY
Right, right. I would probably like a very good all-around massage, including a pussy massage.

MAX
Pussy massage?

Dr. SUZY
Sure, sending me off into the next world with a smile.

MAX
As you’re going into the election.

Dr. SUZY
But I would want to stick around longer if it was a good massage. And then there’s all the yoga, confidence-building, friend-maintaining, it all sounds like so much work, Steve.

“Maintain them in all stages and enjoy a healthy life,” he says, though he certainly died young for someone who knows so much. Sorry to be a little sarcastic, but really, he’s so pompous here.

MAX
Oh no, no, no. That’s quite alright. I don’t know if you really wrote that. I doubt it, you know. I mean it because everything is so, but they—

Dr. SUZY
He was busy creating Apples for other people to eat.

MAX
Yeah, but you see that they’re trying to push a philosophy to eat well too, you know?

Dr. SUZY
It’s such an old worn-out philosophy that has been around since God and Goddess know. It’s nothing new or helpful. Okay, you should enjoy your life, and you should eat well, if you can afford it.

MAX
Yeah, but you know some, you don’t know if other people believe in it.

Dr. SUZY
He actually doesn’t even have “enjoy your life” here.

MAX
No, he has the pursuit of happiness. Yeah, to be happy.

Dr. SUZY
Because he didn’t spend more time with his friends and his family, so he thinks that’s why he’s miserable. I think it’s ’cause he didn’t get laid enough.

MAX
Probably not, ’cause he was busy.

Dr. SUZY
At least not by people like in the way he liked, probably because he had some fetish he didn’t share. He was a nerd with a fetish, I think.

MAX
He was down there.

Dr. SUZY
I’m making this up, of course, but I think this letter supports the idea that Steve Jobs had a secret kink.

MAX
Yeah, that’s funny. But he also made these blue boxes or black boxes before he made those computers.

Dr. SUZY
To sneak into other people’s lives.

MAX
To bypass the phone companies.

Dr. SUZY
All right, well, nothing wrong with that.

MAX
For which I got dragged into court, but OK. So, it’s very personal for me.

Dr. SUZY
He probably had some personal fetish that he did not follow through on, some personal kink that he didn’t want to bring out because he gave so much of his time and shine to Apple.

He channeled his kinky feelings into his career. A lot of people believe in their career as a solution to their unsettled feelings. You know, it’s funny, I had a question on the list that they didn’t actually ask me at the interview, which was: What are your career goals? If they actually asked, I would have said I don’t really have career goals. I don’t have a career. I have a life, yes. Not so much a career, but I think Steve Jobs had a career that he separated from his family and from what he considered life and joy and maybe pleasure and eating well. He would maybe eat badly in order to stay in the office late, so he was obsessed with eating well towards the end.

But we have to go, right?

MAX
Hell yeah, we’re done. That’s it, folks. See you all.

Dr. SUZY
So, Make Kink Not War.

MAX
Follow the right direction. Don’t go off the wrong road.

Dr. SUZY
Make like bonobos, not baboons. Make Love⁠—as well as kink⁠—Not War

MAX
Not war.

Dr. SUZY
Not war, no.

Dr. SUZY
Make Love—as well as kink—to someone you love—as well as feel kinky towards—tonight… Even if that someone is you. I love you.

MAX
I love you.

Dr. SUZY
And I feel kinky towards you!

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© October 8,  2022 Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 626-461-5950.

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Length: 108:05 minutes

Date:3/15/2008

Dr. Suzy is hanging out with her girlfriends, getting drunk and talking about sex tonight. Max is on a mission to find out who Tom Petty is while the rest of his co-hosts are too baffled by his naivete to help. Purim power and enticing Esther get some airplay as well as our new friend from South Africa, Mitch. Eliot Spitzer supporters should listen to Dr. Suzy’s open letter about how to revive his political campaign which would involve the legalization of prostitution.

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Length 01:43:19 Date: Feb. 2nd, 2019

by Dr. Susan Block

It’s Groundhog Day, and like Punxsutawney Phil, I poke my head out of my little hole in the ground, after over a month of hibernation. Not only do I declare an early Spring, I broadcast “Sex, Fun, Wisdom” and Valentine Season Love live from the Womb Room of the little Love Church of the Bonobo Way in Bonoboville.

With Betsey, Miguel, Ana, Mar, Onyx, Max, Blossom & Abe. Photo: Selfie

Not that there’s much of a congregation for this show as we don’t invite any guests or volunteers; it’s just us Bonoboville homies in da house: Abe Bonobo runs tech, Ana and Miguel fluff the set, Mars FX switches, Lily Garnet live-tweets, Harry Sapien and Gideon Grayson run video cams, Onyx Devall shoots stills, as Blossom Green to my left, chats with our Facebook Live fans while Capt’n Max  to my right, steers our Ship of Fools for Love… and lust. Last but not least, Betsey, our 93-year-old canine angel, is on guard in her puppy parka, protecting us from harm.

AVN: Mother of Porn Podcasts

Though I start from my usual position, reclining on the bed, I move to a desk that’s more or less like the desks or consoles that “regular” talk show hosts sit at. 

PHOTOS: ONYX DEVALL

When I started in radio on WYBC, KIEV and KFOX, I sat at desks like this. Then as my shows got sexier, I felt the urge to recline, and pretty soon, just like the TV chefs did their cooking shows from a kitchen surrounded by pots and pans, I was doing my sexuality shows from bed, surrounded by dildos and vibrators.

The Dr. Susan Block Show live from Bonoboville, Broadcast Desk. Photo: Onyx Devall

Since then, many others in media have imitated and elaborated upon the boudoir setting, but The Dr. Susan Block Show was the original live broadcast from bed. Yes indeed, I’ve been doing sex podcasts since before there were even podcasts. Speaking of which, much gratitude to AVN for naming me as one of their five “favorite” sex podcasters and the “Mother of Porn Podcasts.”  Interesting award. I prefer to call it a “sex podcast,” since porn is only one of many sex-related topics I deal with. Still, I can’t control what people call me, and I’m just grateful to be acknowledged without having spelled my name wrong.

Help Us Move!

This is a “test” show. First, it’s a test of my respiratory system which, like so many of my fellow humans, has been ravaged by climate change, which in California means the ever-expanding fires, burning everything in their paths and sending toxic fumes into our delicate lungs and sinuses, coupled with the high levels of car and construction pollution.

Fellating My Nebulizer before the show. Photo: Selfie

So I took a month off to recuperate, and with two “big” shows coming up—Valentine Splosh on February 9th, and on February 16th Lupercalia (the original pagan Valentine’s Day) and the launch of the spanking new SPANK ‘n’ Art edition of Dr. Susan Block’s SPEAKEASY JOURNAL—I thought I’d do this little “warm-up” show.

We’re also testing this more talk-oriented format which we’ll be doing more in the future—but don’t worry, we’ll also do our big wild holiday bacchanals—after we move. Oh yeah, did you know we’re moving to a great new undisclosed location? If you’re interested in helping us move—whether you’ve got a truck, a bunch of empty boxes or want to donate your packing skills, email us at blockfrontoffice@gmail.com or call 310-568-0066 and ask for Harry. Awesome prizes and lifetime love and gratitude to the best helpers!

Speakeasy, Cuckolds, Roger Stone(d), Pubes and V-Day

So there I am, behind a desk most of this show, a little restrained (freedom is the greatest aphrodisiac, but restraint is a close second), but at least I can masturbate under it without anyone knowing.

PHOTOS: ONYX DEVALL

The rest of the 90 minutes, I pretty much free-associate, going through some of gorgeous pages—the “Paper Theater,” as Max calls it—of our new SPANK ‘n’ Art Journal, as well as our first delicious SPLOSH ‘n’ Art edition.

I also talk about America’s most noxious swinger and cuck-calling cuckold, Roger Stone(d) (also in Counterpunch), my existential pot predicament (now that everybody else can smoke weed legally, I can’t because of my damn respiratory issues), as well as the various outside magazines we’re in this month. In Cosmo, I address the thorny (well, hairy) question of “To shave or not to shave (your pubes)?” The Men’s Health article is about using the opportunity of Valentine’s Day to have a serious talk, aka “the talk,” about your relationship status.  Though the editors seem to think this is an awesome idea—they’re probably millennials who like the concept of double-tasking V-Day with both scintillating romance and relationship evaluation—I have to nix it in favor of sharing fun and bonoboesque pleasures you both (or all) enjoy.

When my HBO special producer Sheila Nevins realized they didn’t have an “HBO Sex” jacket, she gave me this HBO Boxing jacket… which is pretty cool (though I’m not exactly a boxing fan). Photo: Onyx Devall

Thanks to the commercializing of everything, the High Holiday of Love is stressful enough without adding the pressure of making your significant other sit down with you for a serious relationship analysis. There are always exceptions, of course, but in general, pressure is the enemy of pleasure, and V-Day should be a time of bonoboesque pleasure and physical release like the Lupercalia, the original pagan Valentine’s Day, was in the days before the Church and extreme capitalism drained the wild communal eroticism from the festival, replacing it with chaste saintly “love” and then commercialized fake romance.

Celebrate World Bonobo Day on Valentine’s Day

Being a sexologist, I try my best to put the sex, fun and deep primeval wisdom back in this important ancient holiday, the Ground Hog Day of Love. So we’ll have our Valentine Splosh on Saturday, February 9th, and Lupercalia on February 16th along with the launch of SPANK ‘n’ Art which works out perfectly, since Lupercalia centers around consensual, communal spanking and flogging Valentine heart-shaped buns.  

Getting ready for World Bonobo Day with Betty Bonobo. Photo: Onyx Devall

We’re also looking forward, in our fifth great Year of the Bonobo, to celebrating World Bonobo Day on February 14th , V-Day itself.

“World Bonobo Day” was conceived by our friends at The Bonobo Project and recognized in House Resolution 738 by Congressman Scott Peters (D- San Diego), “resolved that the United States House of Representatives, encourages everyone to participate in activities that help to educate the public about the need to protect these uniquely matriarchal, loving and endangered great apes.”

Instead of making V-Day all about YOU-YOU-YOU, why not take the focus – and pressure – off yourself and #GoBonobos for bonobos, the poster apes for Valentine (and all kinds of) LoVE. It’s the Bonobo Way. Photo: Onyx Devall

V-Day is so “me-me-me” or “we-we-we”; sometimes the pressure on being your “best self,” your sexiest self or even your most loving self (or on the other hand, getting exactly what you-you-you want for Valentine’s Day), just backfires and ruins the whole holiday, turning February 15th into a Day-After-Valentine’s Day Massacre, sometimes resulting in real bloody tragedy, though mostly the damage is to our feelings.

So why not avoid focusing on yourself and your relationship, or lack thereof, and focus instead on the new Valentine’s Day ambassadors, the Make Love Not War bonobo chimpanzees who swing through the trees as well as with each other? See them at the San Diego Zoo, read about them or watch a video, and donate what you can to help save the highly endangered bonobos from extinction. Join me and other celebrities, like renowned actress and female empowerment advocate Ashley Judd, in supporting Lola ya Bonobo and The Bonobo Conservation Initiative (BCI), as well as The Bonobo Project, all of which are actively helping to save the wild bonobos from extinction. I know there are many good causes, especially among endangered species, but the bonobos are our closest cousins and they can teach us so much about ourselves and our potential for female empowerment, as well as male well-being and peace through pleasure, but only if we keep them alive.

The good folks at the Bonobo Project will celebrate World Bonobo Day 2019 with fellow bonobo lovers and friends at the Blind Lady Ale House in San Diego, Thursday evening, 2.14.19. There will be “bonobo brew,” a silent auction and giveaway gift baskets filled with bonobo-oriented goodies, including signed copies of The Bonobo Way. All proceeds go to The Bonobo Project.

Golden Showers, Groundhogs, Rich Pigs and Sinus-Clearing Orgasms

Though I can’t smoke pot, I do a very PG-rated Bonoboville Communion, licking the salt from Max’s wrist, and waterboarding myself with just a sip of Agwa de Bolivia Herbal Coca Leaf Liqueur, delicious but strong when you haven’t had a drink in over a month.

Flogging Blossom’s Bottom with Goddess Phoenix’s Fiber-Optic Whip. Photo: Onyx

Meanwhile, Max tells heart-warming stories about our life together that are just a little bit embarrassing, but that’s married life for you. Mid-show, he announces he’s going to “take a pee,” whereupon we forget what we were talking about and listen to him peeing, since he leaves his headset mic on in the restroom. Well, we don’t quite hear the actual tinkle over the music and our own chatter, but we sure do hear the flush. Wow. Golden shower fetishists will savor this moment.  

PHOTOS 1&2: ONYX.  PHOTO 3: ABE.  PHOTO 4: SELFIE

Blossom giggles and chats back and forth with listeners on Facebook Live, all of whom are too shy to actually call in. I know it’s hard for people these days to use their phones as phones. I mean, people are addicted to looking at their phones and frantically typing messages, but to actually talk on the phone is quite strange. I still feel it’s the best, most intimate way to communicate especially about sex, sometimes even more intimate than real life, and certainly juicier than texting and messaging. And hey, I usually charge $3.95/minute for my phone sex therapy time, but if you call in during the show it’s free. Ask me a question, tell me a story or make a comment about sex, politics, love or just LIFE, reality or the fantasies in the erotic theater of the mind. The call-in number is 310-568-0066 or you can call toll-free: 1-866-289-7068.  Come out of your little hole in the ground, little Ground Hog, and give us a call.

Groundhog Hugs & HBO Boxing. Photo: Abe Bonobo

In the meantime, we may not have billions, but with a little bit of good sex and a lot of love, we can keep warm in the cold and fall asleep at night. With that in mind, my Captain whisks me from studio bed to private bed (I am a woman of many beds), whereupon he makes like a groundhog and burrows into my hole, coming up with a beautiful, sinus-clearing, multi-orgasmic, early Spring.

Prime Mates Pre-Orgasm. Photo: Selfie

© February 2, 2019. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 310-568-0066.

Need to talk? Sext? Webcam? Do it here. Have you watched the show? No? Feel the sex. Don’t miss the Forbidden Photographs—Hot Stuff, look at them closely here. Join our private social media Society. Join us live in studio 😊. Go shopping. Gift shop or The Market Place. DrSusanBlock.tv, real sex TV at your toe tips. Sex Clips Anyone? FASHION, we have fashion! We also have politics. Politics? Have you Read the book? No? How about the Speakeasy Journal? Click here. Ok, how about some free sex advice?

Length 1:27:19 Date: May 30, 2020

by Dr. Susan Block.

As fiery protests rage through America, we discuss the horrific sadistic murder of George Floyd, the pandemic of police brutality and the vital cause of Black Lives Matter. We also have fun exploring cuckold play from the bull’s point of view on this multi-themed Bedside Chat, and we interview living legend Keli Richards, fabulous “Anal Queen”-Next-Door of the “Golden Age of Porn” and Caught from Behind 4 fame, now making a comeback as a hot MILF. Finally and quite climactically, we wind up Masturbation Month with a vibrating, jill-off CLIMAX.

Cracking the Whip with Sunshine to kick off another Bedside Chat of the Coronapocalypse in the midst of Fiery Protests. Photo: Harry Sapien

Wow, what a show!

America on Fire

It’s my 10th Bedside Chat of the Coronapocalypse, inspired by FDR’s Fireside Chats.

Fire isn’t just a metaphor on this show.  America is on fire as we broadcast live.  As I write this, it’s still burning.

Fire and fury. Righteous fury and raging fires shining a light on racist police brutality.

George Floyd dying, crying “I can’t breathe,” with a policeman’s knee to his neck.

Breonna Taylor, shot to death by cops breaking into the wrong apartment.

Ahmaud Arbery shot to death being pursued by a former police officer and his son.

And that’s just last week.

Minneapolis Police Precinct on fire as protestors rage against the kind of police brutality and systemic sadism that killed George Floyd.

The fires of protest shine a bright light upon an ugly truth we’ve been grappling with since White Europeans stole—aka looted—this land from the Native Americans, then got rich through the brutal slavery of Africans.

The looting continues as the Trumpus, McConnell, Graham, etc., loot a trillion dollars from taxpayers during a pandemic.and hand the moneybags over to their billionaire donors.

This is not to condone stealing anything, but grabbing a comforter or a pair of sneakers from Target is nothing compared to the looting that corporations and billionaires do to the rest of America every day.

Our society needs more systemic changes to combat racism, sexism, capitalism and the cult of death that has ruled America since White Europeans literally looted this land for their personal benefit.

As of this broadcast, the huge protests were mostly peaceful with the majority of protesters even looking out for each other by wearing masks.

They started in the big cities, but branched out to wealthy enclaves like Beverly Hills, militarized cops surrounding them, as they shouted, “Eat the Rich!”

Yummmm… like sweet cannolis and cream pies, “the rich” make the perfect snack with coffee after an afternoon delight.

Don’t get nervous now; nobody’s advocating cannibalism here; more like just taxing billionaires so that the poor aren’t faced with the choice of stealing or starving.

Yes, some of the protestors turned into “rioters,” smashing windows, looting and committing sporadic violence. But most are peaceful, and some of the rioters, trashers and looters were MAGA goons and even a few bored millionaires.

So, what does our President do in this perilous moment? Instead of saying the simple but powerful mantra “Black Lives Matter” or anything to to try to calm the flames of rage, the Trumpus adds fuel to the fire, quoting the evil racist Alabama governor George Wallace who was quoting evil racist Miami police Chief Walter Headley, “When the looting starts, the shooting starts.”

That’s a clear threat to kill protesters, compounded by calling for “MAGA Night” so that his supporters might flock to the White House barricades to attack those protesting. Except for a few nutjobs, like the lunatic wielding a crossbow, they mostly didn’t answer his call as some were too busy pretending to be protestors while looting, while most were just sitting on their pale cowardly asses, getting off on the sheer sadism of George Floyd’s murder.

Sadistic Policing

Yes, pressing your knee against the neck of a handcuffed human for almost nine minutes as he pleads, “I can’t breathe” is sadism, pure and evil.

“Sadism”—the word stemming from the vicious pleasures documented, perpetrated and imagined by the notorious Marquis de Sade—is a little different from callous or indifferent brutality. It is conscious, very deliberate cruelty that sexually arouses the sadist.

There’s nothing wrong with consensual sadism, which is the basis for BDSM (the “SM” stands for “sadomasochism,” along with “bondage & discipline” and “Dominant/submissive), as long as the sadist is dominating a consenting masochist (someone who is aroused by receiving pain) with care for their safety and well-being.

Obviously, George Floyd was not consenting, and nobody cared for his safety and well-being except the anguished bystanders, whose cries of “Get off of him,” “You’re killing him” and “He’s a human being!” were ignored or even relished by the sadistic cop, one Derek Chauvin.

Bedside Chat on the dangers of sadistic police. Photo: Harry Sapien

Interestingly, Chauvin and Floyd both worked as part-time security guards at the same nightclub, El Nuevo Rodeo. It’s hard to say at this point how well they knew each other. According to the club’s former owner, Maya Santamaria, Chauvin (who worked outside) had a tendency to pepper spray unruly patrons, especially on “Urban Nights.” I can just imagine that Officer Chauvin might have been jealous of George Floyd (who worked inside), a popular, tall, dark and handsome “sweetheart” whom “everybody loved.”

In other words, this seems to have been a very personal, very sadistic lynching under color of law.

There’s also a rumor going around that Floyd performed in porn.  Some are circulating a clip featuring a guy who looks a lot like George Floyd and calls himself “Floyd the Landlord… from Houston,” trying to shame Floyd and his supporters. This is all too common in our slut-shaming society, even when the porn is produced legally by consenting adults. Others say it’s irrelevant to his murder.

That may be so, but it’s also possible that, since they worked together, Chauvin heard the rumor or watched the clip of Floyd’s porn adventures. Maybe he was jealous or felt cuckolded (in a negative “cucked” way) by his fellow security guard, fueling his sadistic tendencies when fate put Floyd into Chauvin’s hands and under his knee.

The sadistic quality of Chauvin’s knee on Floyd’s neck as he dies, begging for his life and his mother, makes the videos of his death especially vile to most of us.

However, I’m afraid that these virtual snuff films are quite arousing for many sadistic racists, some of whom happen to be fellow cops.

This is one reason why so many are on the streets; because just showing the police brutality that’s caught on our ubiquitous cell phones is not enough to foster change in our society.  Not at all.

In fact, for the worst among us, it’s a voyeuristic, sadistic turn-on.

Sadism is usually very personal, like when violent incels take out their jealous rage on victims they feel are getting more out of life than they are. Chauvin wasn’t exactly an incel (involuntary celibate), though the way his wife divorced him so quickly, I doubt they were having much sex even before he murdered Floyd.

The greater problem is that in American police forces, like in the American military (see Abu Ghraib, for starters), sadism is systemic. Sadists like Chauvin often have a history of similar actions because they have a propensity to engage in them, and their colleagues either join in or stay silent. One obvious step our police departments need to take is to fire—and sometimes arrest—bad cops like Chauvin more quickly and easily.

This needs to happen at the lowest and highest levels. One cop that ought to go right now is LAPD Chief Michael Moore who had the despicable gall and/or supreme stupidity to say that George Floyd’s “death is on [protestors’ and looters’] hands, as much as it is on those officers’.” Moore later apologized, but the damage was done. Even the Trumpus couldn’t say something more ignorant.

Then again…

When former San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kapernick and others took a knee to protest the police knees and guns that were and still are killing human beings for nothing but being black, our Presidunce fueled that fire by calling them “sons of bitches.”

Now the Big Bully-in-Chief has his knee on the neck of American democracy. If we don’t somehow get him off of us, he’ll keep on choking it until democracy dies.

His presidency is already killing a lot of us. COVID deaths in America have passed 100,000, and the dead are disproportionately poor people of color, many crying, “I can’t breathe!” in their final moments.

Of course, sympathy isn’t tRump’s thing. Mr. “Law and Order,” to the chagrin of even the Pentagon and “Mad Dog” Mattis, exhorted governors and police to “dominate” the protestors.

By “dominate,” he doesn’t mean fun furry cuffs and consensual spankings. He means tear gas, mace and rubber bullets. The made-for-TV Dick-tator’s sadism is very nonconsensual.

So, it was appalling but not surprising that his unctuous asslicking attorney Bill Barr (yes, supposedly he’s the U.S. Attorney General, but he might as well be the Orange One’s personal lawyer), had peaceful protestors teargassed so Dear Leader could pose with a Bible for his divisive and absurd “leadership moment” at St. John’s Episcopal Church, aka the Church of the Presidents, whose ministers were outraged by his blatant exploitation of their Church as a backdrop to call for a Christian Crusade against protestors.

Of course, this is the same Presidunce who, instead of uttering the simple but powerful mantra “Black Lives Matter” or anything to try to calm the flames of rage, poured fuel on the fire, quoting evil racist Alabama governor George Wallace who was quoting evil racist Miami police Chief Walter Headley, “When the looting starts, the shooting starts.”

Mobilized by this sadistic rhetoric, like teenage boys excited by dirty talk, “riot” police in military gear and National Guard all over the country are using clearly excessive force against peaceful protesters.

Of course, not all cops are sadists. Some even appear to be moved by the demonstrations, “taking a knee” along with the protestors. Maybe it’s just for show, but it’s a far better show than tear gas rubber bullets. Still, there are too many Chauvin-types, ready and armed to “dominate” those they are sworn to “protect and serve” with deadly force. Extra deadly if you’re a “son of a bitch.”

So, the Trumpus Rumpus has got to go! Vote him out, take him out, whip his sickening, incendiary, narcissistic, sadistic rump out of the people’s White House.

But that can’t be the end of our fight for racial justice, equality and the right for to live without deadly, often sadistic police harassment.

It must, in my opinion, be a peaceful fight. That’s the Bonobo Way, not to mention the Gandhi and Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Way. But it’s a relentless fight. Hopefully, the George Floyd Uprising is taking the fight several steps forward.

It’s not just about firing a few bad cops, though that’s a good start. Police should receive training in how to manage their emotions—including their anger, jealousy, insecurity, sadism and, of course, racism.  If they want to express their sadism or sadomasochism, they should learn how to do it in a consensual way (off-duty!), perhaps at DomCon 2020 (where, it happens, I will be Mistress of Ceremonies). There are actually often quite a few off-duty police at these BDSM gatherings; they tend to be the good cops because they know how to separate their sadistic desires from their police work.

Police forces could also start implementing Campaign Zero’s eight policies to decrease police violence, though more radical police reform is needed.

The fires of protest shine a bright light upon ugly truths we’ve been grappling with since White Christian Europeans stole—aka looted—this land from the Native Americans, then got rich through the brutal slavery of Africans.

The looting continues as the Trumpus, Mitch McConnell, Lindsay Graham, etc., steal a trillion dollars from taxpayers during a pandemic that disproportionately afflicts people of color, handing the moneybags over to their billionaire donors, who happen to be disproportionately Caucasian.

This is not to condone stealing anything, but grabbing a pair of panties or a microwave from Target is nothing compared to the corporate and billionaire class looting of working Americans and people all over the world every day.

Dump tRump, to be sure, get his big fat fascist knee off our neck and send him to prison for higher education in nonconsensual sadomasochism.

But America needs much deeper, radical and systemic changes to combat the violent racism, sexism, capitalism and the cult of death that has ruled this land since white Europeans began looting it and enslaving their fellow human beings for their personal economic benefit and nonconsensual sadistic pleasure over 500 years ago.

Speaking of violent sexism, check out my newest piece on Incel Terrorism in Counterpunch, which also has many other illuminating articles on the Floyd lynching, the protests and the changes we need to make going forward.

Cuckolding Bull’s Eye

On the lighter side, the live broadcast of this show is the CLIMAX of Masturbation Month. Though we mourn George Floyd and too many others killed by police brutality and ugly sadism, we also discuss and celebrate SEX… and “Love in the time of Coronavirus.”

Sexual fantasy is a great accompaniment to self-pleasure. Many guys and some women are especially aroused by cuckold fantasies.

Just watching porn is a form of cuckolding, since the straight porn viewer is usually looking at a woman he finds desirable having sex with another man

They might be very intrigued by the call we take from “Chris Logan,” who had responded to one of my tweets about providing phone sex therapy for a cuckold fetishist, saying that he was a bull, and is now calling to explain and explore his lifestyle of the past seven years.

In cuck-speak, a “bull” is someone who has sex with hotwives in cuckolding couples. A bull could be a woman or a gender-fluid individual, but usually the bull in a cuckolding threesome is a man.

Chris enjoys sexual dominance and even has a bit of a sadistic streak, having long loved the fantasy and reality of seducing another man’s wife. He started by cheating with married women, then realized it was better and more “logical” to do it with the cuckold husband’s enthusiastic consent.

At this point, Chris has had a few very positive sexual relationships with couples. Once, he even impregnated the hotwife, with the cuckold husband’s consent, and now the couple is raising his baby. In that context, he considers himself a “sperm donor”… though it sounds like a lot more fun than looking at a porn magazine in a clinic before jacking off into a little jar.

Speaking of sperm, Chris says he read my Sperm Wars journal with great interest. Just as a cuckold’s sperm count rises, his erection gets harder and his ejaculation is more powerful when he sees, suspects or just fantasizes that his wife is having sex with another man—whether he “likes” it or not—so a bull is also more aroused by having sex with a woman who’s married to someone else.

The cuckolding fetish is more common than you might think. I often say that just watching porn is a form of cuckolding, since the straight porn viewer is usually looking at a woman he finds desirable having sex with another man.

Chris especially likes the “push-pull” of a cuckolding threesome: the cuckold/husband “pushes” the hotwife towards Chris the bull who “pulls” her towards him. One of his favorite positions is to “pump (his) potency” into the hotwife as she lies in her cuckolded husband’s arms.

He often makes friends with the cuckold as well as the hotwife and tries to get a sense of what both enjoy.  His goal is to please both of them. This stands in stark contrast to the sadistic dominance of cops like Chauvin who use their power to hurt people and so-called “leaders” like the Trumpus who, in Anderson Cooper’s choice words, “seems to think dominating Black people, dominating peaceful protestors is law and order. It’s not. He calls them thugs? Who is the thug here? Hiding in a bunker? Hiding behind a suit? Who is the thug?”

If only more dominant men could be like Chris Logan and not Derek Chauvin or tRump.

It’s the Bonobo Way!

Keli Richards: 80s Anal Queen-Next-Door

My featured guest has been the object of many fantasies for almost 35 years.

Keli Richards THEN (masturbating) and NOW (on DrSuzy.Tv!

Keli Richards is an adult film legend, star of over 70 films and videos from The Golden Age of Porn in the mid-80s, known for her Girl-Next-Door, all-natural, good looks, Back East style and great go-for-it, Boston-accented spunky personality.

She’s also known as an Anal Queen, based on her stellar booty-packing performances in such classics as Caught from Behind 4. So I call her the “Anal Queen-Next-Door.” After all, when she emerged on the porn scene in 1984, she was a lot of guys’ fantasy of the girl-next-door who, if you treated her right—or even, unfortunately, if you didn’t—would take your throbbing member through her beautiful back door.

Keli is still a lot of guys’ fantasy, though now she’s more of a MILF, of course, and her goal is to win an award for “MILF of the Year.”

She also wants to reestablish her reputation for taking some of the biggest cocks in the business in her bootang.

Yes indeed, after over three decades, Keli Richards is making a cum-back!

Keli the Survivor

We start by chatting about her life. It’s been tough, to say the least, but Keli’s a survivor, and she’s learned a lot that she feels can help others, one of her personal crusades being attaining and maintaining “mental health.”

Bedside Chat with Keli Richards

I already know some of the facts of her life from listening to an excellent though harrowing Rialto Report interview with her, and her chat fills in even more.

Born in Boston to a big Italian/Irish Catholic family, Keli was the youngest of eight kids.

Her mom was very strict and spanked her over-the-knee with a wooden spoon.

As I often say, don’t spank your children; it will only teach them that violence is the answer to problems. Do spank consenting adults who enjoy being spanked.

She was closer to her father, a World War II veteran who held two jobs to support his family, one as a police officer. According to Keli, he was a “good cop,” always helping people and working hard, teaching her a “strong work ethic.”

But he suffered from PTSD, and one terrible night, he shot himself in the head, dying instantly. Little Keli, only 12 at the time, was devastated. She blamed her mother who had initiated divorce proceedings right before the fatal shot. Keli also thinks her mom was having an affair, but would never admit to it.

“I love my mother,” Keli declares. “But I don’t like her.”

Though they never met, you could say Keli took after her grandmother who she later learned was a “Lady of the Night.”

Keli’s first experience with sex was awful as she was raped by a classmate in his family’s basement. She didn’t tell anyone, thinking she’d be blamed. Unfortunately, she was probably right about that. In those days, teenage sex was always considered to be the girl’s fault. In many places, it still is.

Masked Mars FX and Unscene Abe man the broadcast bay as I chat with Keli Richards on DrSuzy.Tv. Photo: Harry Sapien

She wasn’t the greatest student, but Keli loved running track. Was she trying, on some level, to run away? “I’m still running,” she laughs.

Soon enough, she was “running” off to California to live with the older brother she hardly knew.  Just before the move, she’d discovered her nemesis: cocaine (through her older sister). She was hardly fit for her brother’s strait-laced ways. After she got arrested trying to cash a bad check, her brother kicked her out, and she was on her own.

That’s when she saw an ad in the paper that would change her life.

New Girl On Set

She thought she was auditioning to be in a commercial, but when she showed up at World Modeling Talent Agency, and Jim South requested that she strip for some Polaroids, she got the idea.

Keli Richards in Black & White.

She didn’t mind. Having been insecure about her appearance in high school, she was feeling more confident.

No doubt, Keli doesn’t have one of those blank Barbie Doll faces that are traditionally considered the epitome of loveliness in Western civilization. She’s more of an ethnic beauty; though she’s Italian, she could look Jewish, Spanish or Armenian. H

er features convey a certain raw authenticity, and her face is never blank, always showing joy, sadness, anger, passion, desperation, ecstasy or whatever intense feeling is passing through her.

People who like intensity tend to love Keli Richards.

And wow, what a body! All that running paid off.

Keli is intensely enthusiastic about Jim South, now 90 years old, and what a gentleman, great agent, father figure (as might be expected knowing her parents’ past, Keli loves her father figures) and good friend he was throughout her life, even during the decades she had nothing to do with porn.

Testify, Sister Keli! Photo: Harry Sapien

Though she always carried porn in her heart.

The Making of an Anal Queen

It all started in 1984. Ronald Reagan had been president for almost four years, and Ron Jeremy had been doing porn for almost a decade.  It was towards the end of the “Golden Age of Porn” which commenced in the 1970s, featuring some of the older big budget porn film stars like Ron, John Holmes, Vanessa del Rio and Jamie Gillis as well as the newer video-era stars like Nina Hartley, Ginger Lynn, Karen Summer, Sharon Mitchell, Tom Byron, Traci Lords and Dick Rambone.

Keli with Dick Rambone and our old friend Ron Jeremy. Photo: Harry Sapien

Keli was the new girl. Immediately, she felt comfortable having sex on camera, and her feelings never changed over the two whirlwind years that she did porn.

Interestingly, she says though she partied throughout those two years, and she did for many years before and after, she never snorted coke, smoked crack or did any drugs at all on set. Though often, she’d show up after having been up all night partying.

 “We didn’t have to suit up, we just showed up,” explains Keli.

Porn filmmaking was fun and relatively easy for Keli who was used to a tougher life, though of course, her family disapproved. And then there was the time her film set got raided as part of the infamous Traci Lords scandal in which Traci used a fake ID to conceal the fact that she was two years underage.

Ironically, when Bonoboville was raided just before a show, my featured guest was Ginger Lynn. Fortunately, that nightmare (check out my briefs) had a happy ending and we won a nice settlement from the LAPD.

Throughout these non-porn years, no matter how prim-and-proper or down-and-out she was on the outside, Keli was always the Anal Queen on the inside.

We show a few clips of Keli’s work, including a scene from the notorious Caught from Behind 4 that starts with a very cute, curly-haired Keli talking on the phone to Ron Jeremy as a doctor about her lover’s “15 ½ inch cock” before taking said cock (attached to Dick Rambone, who looks a little like a young Ron Jeremy, though in those days, he preferred being compared to Sylvester Stallone) in a blistering-hot anal scene that shows off Keli’s dirty-talk skills in between her moans, screams of passion and chewing the sheets.

“Was Dick Rambone really 15 ½ inches?” I ask skeptically, having read/heard that the biggest human phallus logged in at 14 inches, which was John Holmes’ measurement.

“Yes,” Keli insists, standing by her measurement. “He was bigger than John.”

Keli Richards gets “Caught from Behind” by Dick Rambone.

We also play a clip from Doctor Lust that starts with Keli on the phone (I love how so many of these old pornos start with a phone conversation as foreplay) with the fabulous Vanessa del Rio playing “Dr. Lust,” advising young Keli on doing her first double penetration (DP).

“At least you know what you want,” says Dr. Lust. “That’s more than most people.”

As Jux Lii says on our Facebook Live feed, “Vanessa Del Rio was just surprisingly insightful!”

Vanessa del Rio as Dr. Lust.

Keli in 2020 seems to love watching Keli in 1986, even though she says she “never watches (her) own films.”

“I’m available now for DP!” squeals Keli.

She is so psyched for her cum-back. “I’m the anal queen!” she exults, accepting her title without shame.

Testify, Sister Keli!

Whereupon Sister Keli turns around and shows off her famous booty. And it’s still quite booti-ful and well-toned, as is the rest of her.

Anal Queen Keli shows off those legendary buns as I buzz along for Masturbation Month Photo: Harry Sapien

In solidarity (something like bonobo hoka hoka), Sunshine strides up to the camera to show off her booti-ful booty too.

The Cum-Back Kid

We don’t have time to get too deeply into her post-porn life, but Keli seems to have left porn as suddenly and randomly as she got into it. She went on to get married a few times to a couple of abusive, jealous husbands, have a son whom she adores, work in a bank, go to prison (for another forgery), do a lot more coke and then, most importantly, get clean, as she now is and has been drug-free for seven and a half years.

Throughout these non-porn years, no matter how prim-and-proper or down-and-out she was on the outside, she was always the Anal Queen on the inside.

Keli and I tease each other about quarantining as she maps out her next erotic adventures.

Now she’s driving from state-to-state, she explains as she shows us a map. “Not quarantining?” I tease.

“Quarantining in my car,” she teases right back before adding that she’s studied to be a nurse, so she understands the exigencies of the Coronapocalypse.

But it ain’t gonna slow her down…. Even though she’s been at the wheel of five car accidents(!). And that’s just so far this year.

Note to self: Love Keli Richards, but don’t let her drive you anywhere.

Question to Keli: Don’t you think maybe you shouldn’t be driving?

Turns out she hates the word “can’t.” I guess “shouldn’t” goes along with “can’t.”

Of course, the porn world is a lot different than it was 30 years ago. Some of her colleagues disappeared like she did; others died. Rather than being concentrated in “Porn Valley” (San Fernando), porn is being shot everywhere and nowhere in particular.

That “family” feeling of the Golden Age of Porn industry that Keli and so many other adult industry performers enjoyed back in the day just isn’t there anymore.

But Keli’s still game to get back in the game.

Keli is game to celebrate Masturbation Month with us! Photo: Harry Sapien

There are wonderful sublime surprises, like discovering the Gin Blossoms’ song about her that’s called none other than Keli Richards. It’s a catchy, peppy song that starts off describing the singer’s infatuation with the porn star in a sweet, almost romantic way, then suddenly turns dark as he buys “a gun.”

In real life, the singer/songwriter—the amazing Doug Hopkins—killed himself shortly after writing that song.

Wow.

In so many different ways, Keli’s life is touched by terrible violence, but she survives. Though there are various factors, her few years in porn seem to be a key to her survival.

She also makes a point of expressing her solidarity with all who protest police brutality and mourn the terrible death of George Floyd under the sadistic knee of Officer Derek Chauvin. As you’d expect from a cop’s favorite daughter, she has several friends in the force, all of whom, she says, are shocked by this. Some of the more compassionate cops are even taking a knee with the protestors.

Can we translate that shock and compassion into systemic change or will things go back to “normal” where people of color, and some white people too, are killed for nothing by trigger-happy, knee-jerk, scared-stupid, sadistic police?

Time to go the Bonobo Way.

Masturbation Month Climax

After we solve America’s problems, if only America would do what we say(!), we have a few minutes left to celebrate the last Saturday of Masturbation Month!

Keli watches herself masturbate for Masturbation Month.

I get my Hitachi, Keli strips down while Sunshine waves her favorite vibrator.

Keli is a bit technologically challenged by the placement of her phone camera, but she gives us a good show.

So good, it makes me cum (with the help of Hitachi). Merry Masturbation Month 2020!

Keli doesn’t exactly cum, and I appreciate her honesty about that, so we show a video of her masturbating to what looks like a climax.

At one point, we show Keli masturbating as she watches herself masturbate.

Jill-Off Stereo!

What a great CLIMAXXX to a very unusual but truly marvelous Mmmmm Month in Quarantine on DrSuzy.Tv, and the grand finale to my 10th Bedside Chat of the Coronapocalypse featuring awesome 80s porn star Keli Richards on the cusp of her cum-back.

Another great night in Bonoboville.

Nine Fine Benefits to Masturbation in the Coronapocalypse. Photo: Unscene Abe

After the show, we do a little masked, physical-distanced partying.

No, it’s not like the 80s. No cocaine, no orgy, not even a dance party. Just some edibles and alcohol, as well as Chef Ana’s delicious cuisine.

Though Sunshine, creative art grad that she is, sets up a little shadow box set featuring a photo of Keli Richards as well as our photographer Yoel DeJesus playing my great grandmother’s 1926 Steinway baby grand piano, with my mom’s tiny doll-sized bowls filled with real food and little chocolate liqueur bottles (courtesy of Miguel) in front of them.

Apparently, quarantine is driving Sunshine nuts, but in a good, creative way.

In the wee hours, Capt’n Max and I take off our masks; that’s one fun, sexy thing about masks: taking them off.

Visions of Keli Richards’ beautiful big 80s hair flying as she gets banged to the tune of the Gin Blossoms still strumming in our heads, we enjoy our own private Masturbation Month climax.

What a way to send off May—the Bonobo Way!

May may be over, but the self-pleasuring never stops.

RIP George Floyd. The fight for justice and equality never stops either.

May 31, 2020 Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 213-291-9497.

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Dr. Suzy talks with Max’s old friend and collaborator, famous Dutch Fluxus artist Willem De Ridder, about starting a radio show, the history of phone sex, masturbating and being intimate with another person…sometimes on camera. Willem and Max give two different versions of the same story which includes narrowly escaping the Manson family and the FBI. We talk with callers about anything from sexually charged, bi-polar cousins to infecting your partner with HIV. Life is full of risks, especially when love is involved.

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