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Length: 81:35 minutes

Date: 12/20/2008

Holiday Blues And Sperm

Get cozy with the speakeasy crew for this week’s episode while the weather is great for sex and your wallet is ripe for the picking. Listen to Dr. Suzy explore money fetishes and religious arousal. A caller wants his woman to enjoy swallowing which spawns a conversation on first attempts at oral sex and Robert from Kansas City calls in to talk about his fetishes which range from toe sucking to boob suckling.

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ECOSEXUALITY launch on DrSuzy.Tv: Chelsea Demoiselle, Dr. SerenaGaia Anderlini D’Onofrio, Dr. Susan Block with Snake Eve, Maya Goddess, Biz Bonobo with Agwa. Row 2: Zoey Portland, Crystal Green. Photo: L’Erotique

Length 2:23:30 Date: June 13, 2015

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by Dr. Susan Block

This very special DrSuzy.Tv show launches the widely anticipated new collaborative manifesto for the burgeoning ecosexual movement, Ecosexuality: When Nature Inspires the Arts of Love. Like the book itself, the show is a sumptuous feast of inspirational stories and challenging ideas about love, ecology, sex and sustainability—topped off (in the case of the show) with a delicious dessert of “Bonoboville Communion,” #FreetheNipple fun and an orgasmic after-party Sybian ride.

My featured guest in-studio is Ecosexuality’s co-editor, the dazzling Dr. SerenaGaia Anderlini D’onofrio, a distinguished professor of humanities at the University of Puerto Rico and a pioneer with this rapidly growing worldwide movement connecting art, eroticism and environmental activism in myriad ways—both personal and political. In the first part of the program, Dr. SerenaGaia discusses the work, philosophies and fertile collaborations that led to the book’s creation. Then the esteemed professor delights us with how physically open she is—unlike so many other, stuffier academics who have promoted books on my broadcast bed—as she generously and joyously participates in our nipple-freeing rites and bonoboësque pleasures.

I should add that I was privileged to have written the foreword to Ecosexuality. And, speaking of free and unfree nipples, careful readers will notice that my byline serves as the “bra” of Botticelli’s Venus on the book’s cover (design consultant: Capt’n Max). Moreover, having just celebrated a birthday (making love in a cave at the rather eco-sexy Madonna Inn), it feels like the publication of this book is a lovely, accidental birthday “gift”… which is only fair, since The Bonobo Way was launched as a present to Max on his birthday.

As the Ecosexuality launch continues, calls come in from a number of other collaborators, starting with Dr. SerenaGaia’s co-editor, Lindsay Hagamen, an organic farmer, eloquent writer and a member of an “intentional community” in the forests of Oregon, her hands-on Earth Love complementing SerenaGaia’s transformative vision. With deep passion and a few giggles, Lindsay confesses that her final editorial read-through induced multiple orgasms! Talk about a literary turn-on. Forget 50 Shades. Ecosexuality gives you a lot more than 50 ways to love the earth you make love on… plus many more colors than grey.

Next, we take a call from Veronica Monet, who has joined us on the show before, and whose Ecosexuality essay, “Orgasms as an Antidote to a Mean World,” includes an eye-opening and heartwarming tale of non-reproductive sexual play between dogs (one of whom has been neutered), as well as fascinating facts about masturbation in-utero and the wonders of orgasmic childbirth. Then a call comes in from Bruce Bartlett, an active member of Portland’s ecosexual community, along with a few poly friends and lovers, all tuned into the live broadcast in a “puppy pile.” One of these happy cuddle-puppies who joins us on the air is Ecosexuality contributor Karen Hery whose clarion call poem, “Open Wider,” opens the collection’s first section, “When the Earth is Our Lover.”

All this earthy ecosex talk makes us thirsty for a round of Bonoboville Communion with salt (our answer to the Catholic Communion wafer) and Agwa (instead of the wine). As for the “altar,” it can be any body part, from the wrist to the butthole (see Sienna Sinclaire at our 23rd wedding anniversary). But the most popular altar is the bare breast, and that is the body-part-of-choice on this show, unveiling a bevy of boobies, large and small, all-natural as well as surgically enhanced.

Joining SerenaGaia and I for this erotic bonoboësque ritual are the very ecosexy Crystal Green, who rode the Sybian to orgasmic heights during last Saturday’s “Spearmint Rhino Royalty” after-party. Crystal brings her friend, porn star and mother of five, Zoey Portland who, ironically, has never been to Portland, a center for the Ecosexual RƎVO˩ution, though she does take on that Sybian like a cowgirl straddling her favorite horse—with an attachment that is well-protected by a very ecosexual GLYDE America animal-cruelty-free, vegan condom.

Then who emerges from the studio audience but Goddess Maya (whom DrSuzy.Tv fans will remember from her always smoking hot appearances through much of 2014), looking especially gorgeous and almost virginal in a little white dress which she takes off pretty much as soon as I make the request, revealing those perfect little naturals everyone loves to lick and admire.

But the biggest, beautiful surprise is when Dr. SerenaGaia, a scholar who is apparently not imprisoned by her ivory tower (or a bra), takes Communion with us. I only wish I had professors like Dr. SerenaGaia when I went to Yale. The movement is well-served by a leader who is not afraid to walk the walk of ecosexuality as well as talk the talk. We all drink to that and say “Amen” and “Awomen.”

Show producer Biz Bonobo and Institute therapist Chelsea Demoiselle, looking ecosexy in leafy green and earth tones, round out the Bonoboville Communion circle, as ex-producer and former Catholic altar boy, Dark Phoenix, pours the Agwa. Mid-communion, we are joined on the phone by a member of the current clergy. No, not a Catholic priest, ayatollah or rabbi, but a real-life “Priestess of Aphrodite” and the “Living Love Revolution,” the Reverend Teri D. Ciacchi who writes “quantum is communion” in her Ecosexuality essay, “What’s Sexuality Got to Do With Ecology?” that she collaborated on with her two housemates. “Sex for communion deepens intimacy and connection through the act of sharing both touch and emotions.” Yes indeed, Rev. Teri, that’s Bonoboville Communion in a shotglass.

Communion flows into conversation (some of it heated!) which turns into the multiple-pleasure-filled, Sybian-orgasmic after-party. Some of the more prominent Weapons of Mass Discussion include: marrying the beach; the meaning(s) of ecosexuality; mentoring young people in the field of ecosexuality; the influence of Sex at Dawn on the ecosex movement; the relationship between polyamory and ecosexuality; the concept of “Orgasmic Earth”; Gabriella Cordova’s line in “Reclaiming Your Erotic Nature” about how the ecosexual perspective transforms walking in the forest into watching a giant pornographic film”; the PR value of connecting sex with ecology; Annie Sprinkle’s remarkable transformation (aided by Max and Willem de Ridder) from porn star to artist to ecosexual leader; cucumbers as nature’s own dildos; sex for procreation vs. recreation; whether or not the “smart” are obligated to reproduce despite drastic human overpopulation; The Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure as a new great ape paradigm for humanity; Dr. SerenaGaia’s story of how the 16th century courtesan and poet Veronica Franco saved Venice through her Weapons of Mass Seduction (sleeping with Johns in high places); the meaning of amrita; Learning the language of the Earth; police brutality; how we can change the destructive, violent, eco-toxic and sex-negative tendencies of human civilization—preferably at the same time and before it’s “too late.”

Many thanks to all my guests on this very special night, especially my guest of honor, Dr. SerenaGaia, whom I met on Facebook and now feel is a friend. Get our awesome book Ecosexuality!

And speaking of ecosexy things, Summer Solstice is coming, when our featured guest will be Nina Hartley (who plays the title role in a timely new porn film, “Hillary Clinton Gets the Black Vote”) RSVP: Call 310-568-0066 or just tune in Saturday night, 10:30pm PST. Don’t miss another great episode of the “Greatest Sexuality Show on Earth.”

In the meantime, I’m going to marry the nice big palm tree in the Garden of Bonoboville. I don’t think Max will mind…

© June 14, 2015. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 310-568-0066.

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by Dr. Susan Block.

I’m heartbroken. Fifteen years of peace, love and bonobos were just erased by Alphabet bots with all the humanity of the letters A.I.—which might stand for “Artificial Intelligence,” but in reality, is Artificial Ignorance.

That is, my YouTube channel—with hundreds of videos and radio shows about loving relationships, peaceful coexistence, sex education, history, art, music, politics, in-depth interviews, panel discussions, talks, lectures, trips to the zoo, peace, love and bonobos online for a decade and a half—has suddenly, permanently and inexplicably been “terminated.”

To say I’ve been “censored” doesn’t quite convey the carnage that has occurred. In its infinite Artificial Ignorance, YouTube not only bot-bombed me and Capt’n Max, but also every human, dog and bonobo we’ve ever filmed in and outside of Bonoboville, not to mention Free Speech itself.

Just like that, our video memories of 15 years have been destroyed, and our voices have been silenced, ball-gagged, muzzled like a dog and locked in the doghouse, banished from the YouTube video commons, the public square of modern human discourse.

Our shows have helped thousands of viewers and listeners with sexual issues and relationship problems, aided countless amorous couples and lonely singles, and enlightened many more about the current events, political and social issues we all face today. By every conceivable metric, our show has been a net force for good.

But no more. That is, not on YouTube.

We’re in shock but not surprised. One of my heroes, Mae West, brought up by a Callin’er, was constantly being censored by Hollywood, and YouTube is worse than Hollywood, having recently bot-bombed Abby Martin, Chris Hedges as well as other Russia Today shows right after Putin bombed Ukraine, and countless others. Still, it hurts a little more personally when YOU are the victim of a YouTube dumb bomb.

So, we spend most of this show decrying our awful, unfair and utterly unreasonable loss at Google’s evil hands. Yes, “evil.” Google’s now-discarded “Don’t Be Evil” motto was obviously just a dab of lipstick on a greedy old pig.

Weirdly, the one-word reason the YouTube bots have given us for our summary execution has nothing to do with “erotic content,” as was given for the deletion of a few videos in the past, but rather now we are accused of “harassment.” The notice doesn’t say whom or what we have allegedly “harassed,” let alone allow us to face our accuser in any kind of court. In the lawless land of What-YouTube-Says-Goes, its bots accused us of “harassment,” dumb-bot droned our channel to smithereens, offered us the false-hope-raising opportunity to “appeal,” and then immediately rejected that appeal a few minutes after receiving it, condemning our beloved, 15-year-old YouTube channel to “permanent” death.

Fortunately, YouTube is not our life, so WE are not dead, and we vow to keep fighting for Free Speech and all of our sexy, lefty, pro-bonobo causes, wherever and whenever we can, with a song in our hearts, laughter on our lips and a little excitement in our undies.

But seriously… harassment? As we ride along on the Love Train, we compare our mild critiques of politicians and other public figures with “Justice,” a documentary premiering at Sundance about Brett Kavanaugh’s harassment of women at Yale, including testimonies from his Yale roommate and one of TWO women he harassed by sticking his drunk dick in both of their faces on two separate occasions. This is one of many reasons he won the “Worst Yale Grad” SUZY award for 2022, and looks like he might win it again in 2023, and yes, THAT’S what we call harassment. Our YouTube video channel “harasses” no one. Indeed, that accusation itself against peace-lovers like us is libelous.

So, we wonder… was our channel’s termination just a bot’s bright idea based on humorless keywords and erroneous intonations? Or were we flagged by Christofascist crusaders who believe our sex-positivity somehow “harasses” their religiosity? Or maybe Judeofascists who want to suppress our support for Palestine, winners of the Bonobo Courage Award? How about MAGAts who resent us for making fun of Trumpty Dumpty, “Loser of the Century”? Nobody knows. The YouTube takedown tea leaves are very murky—and that’s deliberate, for legal reasons.

We only know that if our 15 years of labor and love can be deleted in an instant by an Internet company so powerful and monopolistic, it should be a public utility (but isn’t), so can yours—unless you’re a billionaire, major celebrity, or maybe a friend of YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki.

Wouldn’t you know that she and I would have the same first name, while her last name is as tough to pronounce as Max’s (Lobkowicz)? We spend a good deal of this show trying to say “Wojcicki” as we beseech the YouTube CEO to take a good look at our channel and into her heart and “do the right thing.”

I even promise, “I’ll learn to pronounce your name if you reinstate my channel.

It’s a good deal, but I’m not holding my breath. We could start a petition, but sadly, much like Martin Niemöller’s WWII poem “First They Came…,” most people don’t give a damn about censorship, until it happens to them. So, we appreciate it when “Wally” calls in on Callin to remind people that censorship of channels like ours is one of the cardinal signs of fascism, and at this point, equivalent to loss of freedom of the press.

It’s a terrible loss—to the world and to us personally—but at least we’ve got our lives and our love, as well as most of our shows and videos on DrSusanBlock.com, DrSusanBlock.Tv, BonoboWay.com, Bonoboville.com and FDRradio.com, plus there’s a *secret* channel that features my very vintage Sex Calls from the 1990s that’s still on YouTube.

Speaking of losing your life for the sake of free speech, we say RIP to Tortuguita, a peaceful protestor speaking out against Atlanta’s Cop City’s environmental and cultural destruction when he was shot dead by police in cold blood. See what I mean when I say I’d rather cops be having consenting adult orgies than shooting innocent protesters like Torta?

We also take a call from the lovely Samantha, aka PoshProletariatSpice, who asks for dating advice tailored to her situation. She’s a sexy, lefty, somewhat “nerdy,” recently divorced 41-year-old beauty, a bit shy but very engaging. We give her a few tips (listen above or below to find out what they are) and a free copy of Advertising for Love, and she even gets some bites in the Callin chat.

Here’s a sexy lefty dating tip: Join our Callin chat LIVE on Saturday nights.

Between Samantha’s dating needs and our YouTube censorship woes, we forget to wish ourselves and you a Happy Eros Day and Happy Chinese New Year!

Kung Hei Fat Choi! It’s the Year of the Rabbit. Time to hop on the Motorbunny and do our best to break through the tightening muzzle of censorship in 2023.

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© January 21, 2023 Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 626-461-5950.

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Length: 92:21 minutes

Date: 7/25/2009

RubberNecro And The Mormons

The Professor lets us talk with one of his subs, RubberNecro, and Melissa brings in the Mormon contingent (James and Lindsay) to watch some good ol’ fashioned flogging. With the Pearl of Great Price in hand and brother Joseph Smith looking down from above, our guests discuss rubber and sacred garments. Perky asses and anal retentiveness. Sex with corpses and baptisms for the dead. James brings out the illusive sexiness that Mormons have and shares some subversive stories from his 2 year mission.

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by Dr. Susan Block

This scintillating show, featuring FemDoms, porn stars, a clown, a comic and the “golden rule,” kicks off Women’s History Month, falls on Sex Workers Rights Day and celebrates Purim, the Jewish Feast of Queen Esther.

Opening Purim 2018, International Women’s Month & International Sex Workers’ Rights Day on DrSuzy.Tv. Photo: Jux Lii

These rather different holidays actually have a lot in common. Though men make up more than you might think of the sex worker population, the majority of sex workers are women. As for the Jewish Mardi Gras festival of Purim, it honors Queen Esther, who is both a woman—the only central female character in a Jewish holiday story—and a sex worker.

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Esther Shtups for Peace

Warning: This is not your Bubbe’s Purim. In my midrash (interpretation), Queen Esther is the ancient Biblical heroine who stops a genocide with nothing but her Weapons of Mass Seduction. As described in the Bible, Esther is brought before the Persian King Ahasuerus (probably based on the historic King Xerxes) by her “Pimpin’ Cousin Mordecai” (my name for him), a “righteous man,” as the Bible says, who virtually pimps out his beautiful and charming young cousin to a lecherous, alcoholic and volatile King—though “payment” isn’t made until the end of the story.

Purim is the Jewish Mardi Gras. Photo: Jux Lii

As the tall tale unfolds, through alternately teasing and pleasing the king, Esther (whose character may be based on a real historic Persian-Jewish Queen) wins his fickle favor and gets her reward when her potentate grants her bold, uncompromising request to spare the Jewish people from annihilation. In a time when power was almost always gained through brute force and cold gold–a time much like our own–this was, and still is, a human miracle.

Yes, you could say: Esther Shtups for peace. This is, of course, very bonoboesque. Essentially, Esther makes peace through pleasure in the form of elaborate, high-risk sex work, the “pleasure” being the erotic entertainment this young woman provides the king, and “peace” being the salvation of her people that she cleverly ensures from her royal “john.”

#GoBonobos for Queen Esther’s courage & Sex Workers’ Rights! Photo: Heated Rush

It feels just right to honor Esther as we begin International Women’s History Month, and observe International Sex Workers Rights Day—the latter having emerged in 2001 from a festival of sex workers in India. It supports the right of sex workers to ply their trade in safety, free from stigma and shame, as well as the right for sex workers to know and do what is best for sex workers, and for the rest of us to shut the hell up about it.

Can I get an Amen? Can I get an AWOMEN?

Pussy Cookies

On Purim, we eat hamantaschen, triangular pastries that I learned in Sunday school were shaped like the villain (the king’s advisor who draws up the Jewish genocide plan) Haman’s hat. Even though I’m a hat fetishist, I always thought that was a rather pat and silly explanation. A few years ago, I realized that hamantaschen are really shaped like an open vulva, complete with a jelly-filled vagina hole in the middle. So, since hardly anybody besides traditional Jews and Germans can pronounce “hamantaschen,” I started calling them “pussy cookies.”

I believe that these iconic Purim pastries honor “the power of the pussy,” celebrating the triumph of Queen Esther. In a violent patriarchal world that more often exhibits contempt for that which is feminine and “soft,” they symbolize love and respect for strong female power.

The “pussy cookie” message of peace through pleasure is more important than ever in these crazy times marked by mass murder and perma-war. It’s astonishing to see fellow humans—my fellow Pennsylvanians even!—participate in a formal wedding-like gathering at the Sanctuary Church, each carrying an AR-15 (zip-locked for safety), the same weapon used to take the lives of 17 people in the Valentines Day massacre at Douglas high school in Parkland, Florida. This blessing ceremony honors the “rods of iron” mentioned in the Book of Revelations, or as Pastor Hyung Jin Moon (son of the late Reverend Sun Myung Moon, king of the loony “Moonies”) interprets them: guns. Well, I guess if I can call hamantaschen “pussy cookies,” Pastor Moon can call AR-15s sacred “rods of iron.” But sheesh, what a message of violence and terror you sending with your iron rods of death. Many of the congregants wore wedding white gowns while others sported crowns of bullets. I guess you could say Sanctuary Church is the polar opposite of the little peace-through-pleasure-loving Church of Bonoboville.

21st Century Moonies with their AR-15 "Rods of Iron" and Crowns of Bullets.

21st Century Moonies with AR-15 “Rods of Iron” and Crowns of Bullets.

Though some of them are technically too young to watch my show, I support the Parkland students, survivors of the St. Valentines Day Massacre who are, somewhat miraculously, seducing much of the electorate into standing up to the murderous NRA. Can they succeed where so many have failed? Stay tuned for the March for Our Lives.

Of course (as seen on Twitter), as a bisexual woman, I can relate to NRA members because I also use inanimate objects to make up for my lack of a dick.

D.A.D. is Back

How fitting that my featured guests on a show honoring female power are the fabulous Dominatrixes Against Donald Trump (D.A.D.), led by founder and director Mistress Tara Indiana, 2017 SUZY award winner for “Best FemDom of the Resistance.”

D.A.D. leader Mistress Tara cuts tRUMP down to size. Photo: Jux Lii

On their last DrSuzy.Tv episode, D.A.D. had just engaged in a deliciously subversive “Golden Intervention” on Trump’s star on Hollywood Boulevard, essentially pissing all over it, as passersby cheered them on.

For more pissing on Trump, catch “Trump’s Golden Shower: Therapy for the Trumpocalypse” now playing uncensored on Clip-O-Rama. A censored promo is on YouTube.

This time, Ms. Tara appears to have shrunk Trump down to a more manageable size. Played valiantly by a congenial submissive named Jeeves who is delighted to receive the Presidunce’s punishment, this Trump is so tiny his hands look proportionate.

Before the climactic Russian pissing scene, Ms. Tara gives tRUMP’s rump an OTK (over-the-knee) spanking as she berates him for some of his shortcomings. Then the rest of us spank him with The Bonobo Way, Fire and Fury, a Jux Leather riding crop and our bare hands. We all marvel at how many reasons there are to spank this little narcissistic, racist, sexist, anti-intellectual twerp, but maybe worst of all is the way he has dealt with the dire human emergency of climate change, virtually selling off the fate of the human race itself for pennies on the dollar in tax breaks to the Koch Brothers and other corporate billionaire villains.

Will spanking tRUMP’s rump with The Bonobo Way make him more bonobo? It’s worth a shot. Photo: Heated Rush

This leads me to declare that the villain of the Purim story, Haman, is equivalent, in our times, to Trump as well as all the Republican leadership that would, for their own immediate aggrandizement, commit ecocide upon the earth. Thus, as traditional Purim revelers crank their graggers (noisemakers) whenever they hear the word “Haman,” we do it when we hear “Trump.”

Diamond and Phoenix crank their graggers when they hear Trump's name. Photo: Slick Rick

Diamond and Phoenix crank their Purim graggers when they hear Trump’s name. Photo: Slick Rick

As for the drunk and hedonistic King Ahasuerus, I believe, in this construct, he represents the American People. We the People just want to have a good time. We the People possess the ultimate power in our numbers, but we’re lazy, confused, broke, exhausted or we’d rather watch TV (even if it’s now on the Internet, it’s still TV) than think for ourselves. We’ve essentially given our power away to the Hamans—the villains, the 1%, the Trump Crime Family and our oligarchic overlords—whose reign is so destructive, they might as well wear bullet crowns.

Healing High Heels

Perhaps Queen Esther could teach us bonoboesque resisters a trick or two about how to seduce the “king,” the American People, into doing the right thing; that is, stripping the Hamans of our world, the NRA, the Military-Industrial System, the Prison-Industrial System, Trump, the Koch Brothers, the polluters and the plutocrats of their unholy, unequable power, and perhaps saving humanity itself from imminent extinction. In these threatening times of Weapons of Mass Destruction, we’re unleashing a very different kind of armament: Weapons of Mass Seduction. Fireworks Not Firearms! Cocks Not Glocks! Rubbing buns, not waving guns (bonobos love to rub butts against each other). Sharing the wealth of our nation and our planet, not stealing it for yourself and your royal family and friends.

Mistress Katerina kicks up her healing heels as the rest of us go bonobos. Photo: Heated Rush

Joining us for her first appearance on the show is brand new D.A.D. member, the lovely and lithe Mistress Katarina, whom I had the pleasure of meeting at DomCon.

Mistress Katarina gives tRUMP High Heel Healing, tormenting his tiny dicklet with her boot heel. Photo: Jux Lii

Garbed in black tights and over-the-knee boots, Ms. Katarina has a way of digging and twisting her stiletto boot heels into Trump’s nipples and tiny dicklet that really makes him squirm. It’s the Healing Power of High Heels.

Vesper Va Va Voom

Also in the Womb Room is one of our favorite guests whom I haven’t seen since June, 2013, when she was a porn star named Odile.

Vesper Synd, previously known as Odile. Photo: Heated Rush

Now she’s more of a comic-erotic performer, going by the name of Vesper Synd.

Vesper lost her panties. Photo: Heated Rush

Her new name is a tribute to Vesper Lynd, portrayed in Ian Fleming’s first spy thriller, Casino Royale, the only “Bond Girl” with whom James Bond falls in love.

Dressed as a clown, Vesper kicks off the action in this show with my sexy assistant, Phoenix Dawn, the two of them taking off each other’s bras to the catchy tune of The Kinkster by Mark Will of [ai] aka Carmina Formosa, inspired by Bonobo Way.

Vesper and Phoenix engage in a very titillating Bonoboville Communion and Waterboarding, Bonobo-Style, with the traditional sweet, high alcohol-content Manischewitz.

Phoenix eats Vesper’s Hamantaschen. Photo: Slick Rick

That really warms up everyone watching in the Womb Room studio on this cold late-winter’s night, as well as, I’m sure, the folks at home.

Ooh la la Vesper!

Threeway Spanking with Vesper in the middle. Photo: Heated Rush

Dazzling Diamond

Also brand new to DrSuzy.Tv is LA/NY porn star and striptease artist Diamond, poised to make a comeback in erotic entertainment.

Ikkor and Diamond get down on the tarp. Photo: Heated Rush

She lends her bi-coastal point of view to our discussions of Trump, Esther and sex work, but Diamond really sparkles when she performs a striptease as Ikkor the Wolf, 2017 SUZY award winner for “Best Hiphop Artist,” sings “She Bad.”

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Since she doesn’t have much on to begin with, Diamond soon strips down to her birthday suit, and spends the rest of the song moving her muscular but womanly, all-natural physique to Ikkor’s beat, dancing, shaking, twerking and doing splits to the hoots and hollers of the Womb Room crowd, peppered with horny, happy couples who get even hornier and happier watching Diamond dance.

Later, Diamond, a good Catholic, plays Altar Girl to Ms. Katarina, brought up without the constraints of organized religion. Ms. K laps up her Communion with relish and receives her Manischewitz waterboarding, as I rabbinically recite the Hebrew prayer over the wine.

Singing the Hebrew prayers as I pour the wine and Diamond prepares to be Altar Girl to Mistress Katerina. Photo: Heated Rush

Baruch atah Adonai, elohenu melach haolam, boray peri hagofen.

Blessed art Thou, King of the universe, who brings forth fruit from the vine.

Blessed are we in Bonoboville to be able to gather together as we do every Saturday, to celebrate life with friends and lovers and plenty of strong, cheap vino.

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And welcome back to LA, dazzling Diamond!

Dazzling Diamond on DrSuzy-Tv. Photo: Heated Rush

Laconic Comic Lamar

The sole male (besides Trump, who really doesn’t “count” in Bonoboville) swimming in this sea of females (also including Mia Amore) is stand-up comic Lamar D. Sol who’s very cool if only because he hails from my hometown of Philly. Lamar doesn’t often crack a smile, but he does crack some funny jokes.

“You girls better be glad I’m past my white-girl phase,” he quips.

I suggest he might be entering another one of those phases—until I spot his pretty girlfriend Tonia leaving the bar to go back and sit in the studio front and center.

Lamar gets The Bonobo Way. Photo: Jux Lii

Lamar is also concerned that Trump might “like” his spankings “too much.”

No doubt he does (or would) like them, on a certain level. Our bonoboesque philosophy is: As long as Agent Orange is removed or removes himself from office (and takes Pence, Ryan, McConnel and most of Congress along with him), we’re willing to hold our noses and serve our country by keeping the big adult baby restrained and preoccupied, with Bonobo Way book–spankings, gagging, boot-torture, golden showers and love.

“But if you’re spanking someone and doing all these things to them, doesn’t it mean you like them?” inquires Lamar.

To which Ms. Tara replies, “You know what’s interesting about that is, I only pee on people I actually like. If I met the real Donald Trump, I wouldn’t cross the street to piss on him if he were dead, but if I were doing it to help my country, maybe I would.”

“Yes, we don’t want to really hurt anyone who doesn’t want to be hurt, not even Trump. We just figure if he’s busy being our toilet, he won’t have time to make a mess of the country,” I chime in. “No assassination, just urination.”

Golden Thundershower

Which brings me to the glittering gilded climax of this program.

Dominatrixes Against Donald Trump confront a shrunken, naked Presidunce. Photo: Heated Rush

After Diamond and Ikkor’s amazing performance, tiny trembling tRUMP trudges onto the tarp. That’s a lot of T’s, but soon there’s a lot of pee pouring all over our mini Trump’s stark naked, pale and quivering body.

Diamond’s Gold Rush. Photo: Heated Rush

First, Diamond lets loose a golden waterfall—which she’d been holding in through the entire show—all over Trump’s shriveled manhood. Phoenix follows with a sparkling sprinkle. Then Tara unleashes her FemDom waters into his gaping mouth. Even I squeeze out a squirt of golden nectar onto little Donnie’s baby peepee.

By the end of our “Russian Pee Party,” the Presidunce is soaked and we are spent. What a mess! What we do for our country, as Ms. Tara might put it.

After Effects

The Speakeasy is abuzz with laughter and champagne as we wind up another great show in our humble but amazing little village of Bonoboville.

Peace on Earth. Hamantaschen for All! Photo: Heated Rush

Then I fly up to my King’s harem where he eats my hamantasch, shakes my graggers (though trust me I was NOT calling Trump’s name) and takes me to bonobo heaven.

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Play Song

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by Dr. Susan Block

We use the “F” word a lot on this ride, but not the fun one. Unfortunately, it’s fascism that is on the rise in America.

Amazing Anti-Fascist Bacchanalian Video & Photos from Our Bonoboville Reuninon” (now playing on DrSuzy.Tv) like this shot featuring Daniele Watts, Rhiannon Aarons, Amor Hilton and Ikkor the Wolf… cheers us up! Coming soon to VICE TV…

It’s a little confusing, since the American brand isn’t the same as fascism in Germany, Italy (birthplace of fascismo!), Japan or Chile. That’s one reason so many have said that “it can’t happen here” in the Land of the Free. But it can, and it apparently is happening right here in the good old wholesome U.S.A., in real time.

With a civilian “army” of racist, misogynist, religious fanatics, corrupt police, Proud Boys, Oathkeepers and ammosexual incel mass shooters at the bottom, the power-mad, illegitimate, forced breeding–fetishist Supreme Court Injustices at the top, and unscrupulous politicians in the middle, this new all-American fascism is a growing menace to our society, our sexuality, our democracy and the very future of life on Earth.

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Off the Deep End into Deep Doodoo

It’s pretty depressing, and I’m pretty depressed. When I’m depressed, I usually need deep rest, but, like a lot of depressed people, I’m in a state of unrest and not getting much sleep these days. I have personal reasons, it’s true. However, I’m a social creature like most humans, and I live, work and play in society, aka human civilization, and it seems to be going off the deep end into deep doodoo—fascist doodoo—which is very, deeply depressing.

I almost called this show “Sex, Depression & the Bonobo Way,” but I thought “depression” sounded too depressing, and “fascism” sounded sexier. That’s how fucked up fascism is. All those hot kinky uniforms, fascistic fashionistas and lethal phallic weapons generate mesmerizing sex appeal. Of course, American fascists don’t tend to be very sexy. They’re mostly out-of-shape slobs with BBQ stains on their “Let’s go Brandon” T-shirts. Not even cum stains for these winners.

Yes, they’re bigtime losers, but they lie and cheat, and they plan to lie and cheat some more, so these angry spiteful fascistically inclined losers—along with their cynical and infinitely greedy billionaire and corporate sponsors—can walk, sit and poop all over the rest of us.

The Christofascists… promise to wipe out “decadent” sex, decadent art, decadent books, etc. to make the nation pure “again” in the eyes of their Puritanical, woman-enslaving, gun-toting God.

With the ongoing Coronapocalypse and heightening Climate Chaos swirled into the mix, there appear to be just a few possible futures for this place we call America: 1) Fascism, which is shaping up to be a bloodthirsty, Cowboy-American, demonically “patriotic” Christofascism (that has less to do with the Biblical story of Jesus than with guns, misogyny, racism, xenophobia, intolerance and The Handmaid’s Tale, 2) Civil War (which would be as different from the first Civil War as American fascism is different from European models), 3) Anarchy (think Mad Max, not Capt’n Max), 4) Monarchy (let’s make Harry and Megan king and queen of America (just kidding), and 5) The Bonobo Way.

Of course, we’re advocating for The Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure, ecosexuality, female empowerment, male well-being, great consensual sex and sharing all we have. Unfortunately, with the increasingly hostile, corporate fascist takeover of all popular social media, our message of peace, love, good sex and socialism usually gets censored or insidiously shadow-banned.

Both Capt’n Max (who eats a lot less cannabis chocolate than the last show) and I get pretty fired up on this show; one way to relieve your depression is to release it on your podcast. Our commenters are also pretty fired up, so we don’t have time to take calls. Max and I are both pretty disturbed by current events, but Max manifests his rage as righteous anger, and mine tends to drop precipitously down into depression.

Well, things could be a lot worse! We could be suffering through climate catastrophes, suffocating pollution, starvation and death like so many people all over the world, especially in the Global South thanks to the North’s dirty capitalist addictions. Then there’s Covid (yep, it’s on another upswing); monkeypox (be careful—these monkeys are not cute!); the horrific Israeli apartheid crushing innocent Palestinians; inflation (unrestrained capitalism is the cause; a little socialism is the cure); loneliness (having galivanted about for a few short weeks, Max and I masked up and shut in again, but at least we have each other—and Bonoboville!) or the terrible crushing poverty so many are experiencing all over the world, including here on the crumbling streets of wealthy and prosperous America.

That Musky Stench

Speaking of wealth, we could also be a miserable, emotionally stunted billionaire, and we are grateful not to be Elon Musk. Sure, we’d like a few of his billions, but my Goddess, are we happy not to be him! Too bad we and the rest of humanity are victims of his rapacious need for power to heal his broken heart. Recent revelations of a second semi-incestuous love child born to Elon’s younger step-sister and fathered by his father(!) Errol Musk, are telling. Ugh. Isn’t abortion legal in South Africa? Errol’s love child (who is also his ex-step grandchild) would have been a good case for it, but Musk, Senior revels in procreation as much as the Christofascists, increasing the already bursting human population with his obviously damaged DNA. “The only thing we are on Earth for is to reproduce,” proclaims the procreation pappy, Errol, though he *only* has seven offspring, while Elon’s already had eight and counting, determined to outdo the Dad he claims to despise, but apparently emulates.

Sexually selfish creeps like the affluent elder Musk (Elon’s is yet another story of Riches-to-Greater-Riches)—and tRump— give erotic freedom a really bad name. It’s unfortunate, though predictable, that Errol’s shenanigans are being used as an example of liberal “decadence,” and that is what the fascists, especially the Christofascists, use to gain power. They promise to wipe out “decadent” sex, decadent art, decadent books, etc. to make the nation pure “again” in the eyes of their Puritanical, woman-enslaving, gun-toting God.

Though I stand by my usual statement that sex is theoretically *okay* between consenting adults (assuming the step-daughter was an adult), there are consequences, sometimes terrible consequences. One terrible consequence to Erroll’s indiscretion is his son Elon’s misery that he is now inflicting upon the world. Indeed, Errol’s semi-incestuous love children are nowhere near as destructive to humanity and the planet as the social, financial and environmental harm his uber-capitalist, lithium-plundering, phallic rocket-obsessed, union-busting, sad-eyed progeny Elon has wreaked upon America… not to mention Twitter. Fuck da Rich! Elon needs to get into some good non-reproductive kink and pay his fair share of taxes. Ninety percent of his wealth, like the rich paid in F.D.R.’s time, would be a good place to start. But not a penny should go to the military!

Of course, that’s just a peacenik’s pipedream. Sigh. So, the summer gloom lingers like a stagnant pond on a sweltering day, contaminated groundwater on the brain.

Sex Heals & Protest Helps

Most humans with a heart and half a brain are worried sick right now, the suicide hotlines are lighting up like Christmas trees, and many are depressed. It is truly overwhelming, in a global sense. But on a personal level, let’s just say orgasms do help, at least temporarily.

Max and I try to practice what we preach and cheer ourselves up with a little good (albeit not too strenuous; don’t want to tempt the heart attack demons!) senior sex.

Don’t sell yourself short to others, just so you can show how honest you are about your faults.

We also believe in the fine art of protesting these terrible wrongs, and we commend those who are out there on the front lines of these battles, risking getting shot, run over, pepper-sprayed or catching Covid. At first, I express remorse that I haven’t been to public protests this season; but then I realize that yes, actually I did participate in a big public protest at Yale University a few weeks ago during my alumni reunion, focusing much of our collegial wrath on infamous Yale alumnus Brett Kavanaugh, one of the two men (the other being Clarence Thomas) credibly accused of sexual abuse during their Supreme Court confirmation hearings that are now sexually abusing the entire country. Wow, what a realization!

Protesting Lying Crying Christofascist Supreme Injustice Brett Kavanaugh in front of the Women’s Center at Yale University (our mutual alma mater).

I also realize that in a vain effort to second-guess my critics, I can be a little quick to put myself down, often before I’ve thought things through. I even call myself a “hypocrite” on this show about not attending protests… about five seconds before remembering that I had just attended a protest! Oh, the mental gymnastics…

Here’s a mental health tip (that I obviously haven’t mastered): Don’t do this! Don’t sell yourself short to others, just so you can show how honest you are about your faults. I’m not fond of braggarts, but extreme self-criticism is not the answer either.

Bonoboville Reunion Bacchanal

Aside from gazing at the galaxies brought to us by the awesome James Webb Telescope, what really cheers me up—and not in that fleeting way—is checking out our amazing show and the beautiful photos streaming throughout the live podcast from our erotic exotic orgiastic anti-fascist fantastic Bonoboville Reunion, Class of 2022, with Vice TV, in the Womb Room sanctuary of the little Love Church of The Bonobo Way. What a night to remember and cherish in moments like this. Will we ever have another night like that? If we can, we will!

Bonoboville Reunion, Class of 2022, Dance Party with Onyx Muse twerking low to the ground. Photo: Renzi

Yes indeed, Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners, the best antidote to this creeping—and very creepy—neofascism in America is to #GoBonobos, to follow The Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure, ecosexuality, female empowerment, male well-being, great consensual sex and sharing everything… because everything and everyone is connected, and nothing is really just “ours” and ours alone.

“Sex, Fascism & the Bonobo Way” Transcript

MAX
And now for the good and the ugly. The good is Dr. Caitlin Bernard who aborted a fetus from a 10-year-old girl who was raped in Indiana, with if I may use a Trump sort of thing… “Fat Cheeks” Todd Rokita the Attorney General is going to investigate her. I live in a little village here in America. You may not know of it. It’s called Arcadia, California, and in Arcadia, California, there’s a church on every corner. There’s a religious bigot on every corner. There are forced labor religious folks who want to make women have babies. That’s worse than what the Chinese are doing. All you nice religious folks nailing the Christ on the cross, you have no idea what he said, and having said that, I know the last few weeks everybody had been going, “What’s wrong with Max?” Due to drug, drugs, druggies… Yeah, I’ve been a druggie for a long, long time and I advocate the use of all drugs so that we don’t use dirty needles and we don’t put our children through police lines. So, I was taking several chocolate chips, but I guess the last couple of times, I took big chocolate chips, so if you get those big square chocolate chips, don’t have a whole square. You just have a little tiny bit and then you get very stoned. So, before I be coming… I can’t say the word. I’m going to have a gummy… Takes about an hour and a half. By the time I’m done with the show, it’s time to eat a little bit.

And look at the insanity that surrounds us in our world! Todd Rokita, the fascist out there in Indianapolis. And all you good God-fearing people and every corner of the village, will you recite prayers at the City Council that are non-inclusive of my God or my goddess? But only your little creepy, creepy guy sitting on a cross bleeding from the palms of his hands. And knew all you little sheep followers, who changed his story into bullshit about your God is better than that God, and that God is better than this is your God in this? Fuck you all, pro-life. The killing in the name of religion, it’s been going on for a long time. There’s a lot of dead people in the name of religion. And the best laid plans may not get you laid as planned, so this morning when I started out my day, I was going to… had a few things I had to do. I didn’t get to do them, so what I was planning to do did not happen, but with all things like that, you have to remember that there’s a bright side of things, and so because of what happened and because my plans didn’t quite go as planned, I saved $7000. So, all in all, it was a good day.

And now from the religious center of Christianity from Arcadia, California from Tom Beck… Hey Tom, are you related to Chief Beck, Chief of Police in Los Angeles County? From Arcadia, California, with my dear partner and friend, your host with the most, Dr. Suzy Block. Here she is…

Dr. SUZY
Hi Capt’n Max.

MAX
Hi.

Dr. SUZY
I’m depressed.

MAX
I’m sorry, Susan. Well, go ahead, okay, you’re depressed.

Dr. SUZY
Being depressed, I probably need deep rest. But I can hardly get to sleep these days. So… how are you?

MAX
You talking to me?

Dr. SUZY
Sure.

MAX
I don’t know if you’re talking to me or somebody else.

Dr. SUZY
That’s OK, I could talk to anybody. How are YOU?

MAX
How are you out there?

Dr. SUZY
So, I have personal reasons for being depressed, it’s true. I could go into those, but I don’t think anybody is interested, so I won’t.

I will say though, that my depression is also based on being human, a social creature, like other humans, living working and playing in society, AKA human civilization, which seems to be going off the deep end, and possibly taking me with it.

It is certainly taking a lot of people I know, a lot of my fellow Americans, off the deep end into deep doodoo.

So, I almost called this show “Sex, Depression and the Bonobo Way,” because I am so depressed about this. But then I thought, “fascism” sounded sexier than “depression,” so I’m calling it “Sex, Fascism and the Bonobo Way.”

And brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, Capt’n Max, Unscene Abe, I want you to know, that that’s how fucked up fascism is. It’s kind of sexy. All those hot sexy uniforms, with everybody marching together, wielding those phallic weapons. Very sexy.

Of course, most American fascists aren’t sexy at all. They’re overweight slobs with barbecue sauce stains on their “Let’s Go Brandon” T-shirts. Not even cum stains.

Not that anything I say about this really matters. That’s also depressing, that my voice has been minimized by the fascist Internet, which used to be the free Internet, but now of course there’s a lot of censorship, and some of it is very direct, as in when they take down your posts or shows or podcasts because of whatever, they don’t really say. That’s what fascism is all about.

Or it can be a little more insidious. I guess you could call it Fascism Lite where the social media platforms shadowban you, and they don’t let anybody see your posts except maybe you. And so yeah, it’s a little depressing to be barking into the wind here.

But bark we do, like dogs. We love dogs. Dogs are so cute. Everybody likes dogs. Even fascists like dogs. Actually, they always have dogs, especially the kind that sniff for drugs on hippies. But they like all kinds of animals, and they like a lot of the same things we like.

They like sex too. Fascists like sex. They just believe the female, the woman, the pregnant person, has got to bear the baby from the sex. That’s a key element of fascism that happens to come about in a lot of fascist countries, not all, but a lot and there are different types, I should add.

American Fascism is not at all the same as German or Italian or Japanese fascism. They’re different.

Jux Lii writes to us on Facebook, “Sexy plus Fascism sounds dangerous.”

And yes, of course it is dangerous, and that’s part of fascism’s appeal to some people. Fascism is almost always sexy in some way, even though the fascists are always putting down recreational sex as “decadent.”

But they do have the best uniforms, right, Capt’n Max?

MAX
The Germans and the fascists always, like the church, build these uniforms, or they build the churches on top of hills.

Dr. SUZY
Right, the church also has beautiful uniforms.

MAX
Yes, divine uniforms.

Dr. SUZY
In fact, a lot of them are crossdressers which is fine with me. I mean, you look at those—what are they called? —Cardinals. They’re called Cardinals because they wear bright red dresses with white lace, and it is just so beautiful.

MAX
Pink panties maybe?

Dr. SUZY
Oh, yes, underneath their dresses, I’m sure just like the judges on the Supreme Court, they’re in panties…

MAX
No please, I don’t wanna see.

Dr. SUZY
So American fascism is a little different than Vatican fascism, or Italian Mussolini style fascism or German Nazi style fascism. And certainly, the uniforms are not as hot as the Hugo Boss uniforms that the Germans were wearing.

Another thing American fascism lacks at the moment, although this could change, is a strong leader. American fascism doesn’t really have a strong leader now. Their big strong leader Trump is being put on trial virtually at the hearings, and who knows if he’s going to maintain his leadership role. Certainly, Biden is no fascist leader. However, we do have the Supreme Court. Yes indeed, the Supreme Injustice is Trump’s Supreme Court Injustices have indeed risen to the occasion, or fallen into the pit, as leaders of American neofascism.

If you like that term, NEO fascism, we could use that, or you could say Christofascism. Not that it has anything to do with Jesus as the story has been told, if he existed, but Christofascism is a very particular form of Christian authoritarianism that is becoming very American, though in a way, it has always been very American.

Since America was founded, that is since some of the first settlers came here for so-called religious freedom so that they could be Christian, Puritan, Pilgrim, and so they could kill the natives of this land that was called Turtle Island, but that became America, taken from the name of an Italian map maker.

Quigly on Youtube says, “In regards to fascists in Germany, in Germany they simply call German Shepherds “Shepherd dogs.” OK, they like their dogs. We all like our dogs.

Oscar Bravo on Facebook says, “Keep going, Susan. It matters a lot.” Well, thank you very much, Oscar. Yes, I care that you care, and I thank you for saying that, because sometimes I really do feel like I am shouting or whispering into the wind, where the answer, my friends, is blowing… but a lot of people are blowing a lot of hot air into that wind, so it’s hard to be heard, and the loudest voices, the most extreme voices, are the ones that generally get heard.

And I’m sorry I’m not an extremist. I’m a bonobo. I’m into good consenting-adult sex and peace on earth. Is that extremist? I don’t think so. But because I’m not an extremist, I’m not amplified much, I’m shadow banned a lot. The extremists are amplified for entertainment value, and heard in big ways in American neofascism, Christofascism, authoritarianism and nationalism, in cahoots with corporate America. And actually, it’s not just corporate America, it’s the international corporate system that has taken over our country, thanks to our Supreme Court which, to a great degree, granted them all this power. Citizens United was the name of the case, ironically, because it’s got nothing to do with citizens. It’s got to do with making corporations into “people,” so that they can support political candidates with all kinds of moolah which they have, and which buys them power, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. That’s what it’s all about: Power to harm our pleasure is what the Supreme Court seems to be doing to a great degree, saying we can’t have sex for pleasure, it must only be for procreation, not recreation or even for relationships. And yes, it’s just horrific.

I mean, the fact that in Ohio… We talked about this last week when it first happened. We almost couldn’t believe it. But we did believe it, because there was proof, and it was in the news that a 10-year-old girl who got impregnated needed to go to Indiana to get an abortion. And yes, that happens because, as we said, a couple of weeks ago on this show, young girls are getting their periods earlier and earlier. I got mine when I was 12, and that’s when girls got them way back when 11 or 12. Now they’re getting them at age 9 and 10.

And so, this girl, she obviously was menstruating, and she was raped, and she got pregnant. I think for most human beings it’s a no brainer to say that the poor girl needs to get an abortion. And even an anti-abortion activist agreed to that. At first, she couldn’t believe that any of it happened. No one on the Right believed it, or a lot of Right-wingers said they didn’t believe it. They said no, this didn’t happen. This is a lie. This is the Left making up a story. And this is part of what fascism is, brothers and sisters, lies…

MAX
Lies.

Dr. SUZY
And damn lies. And the bigger the lie, the more power the liar gets from telling it. And that is something that we, Americans and our neofascism have in common with other forms of fascism. It’s all based on lies.

Though it’s tough to get really down on the fascists for lying, because of course, America has been telling itself and the world lies from the beginning. The whole idea that this was a land virtually without people, a wilderness. But that was a lie. This was a land filled with Native American civilizations that were not white European, that were their own civilizations. What a big lie it was that these English settlers came here in good faith. They came here to kill the natives of this country, steal the land, and establish their religious fascism. And that’s just what they did.

There was much religious fascism in the Massachusetts Bay Colony. They killed women for being witches, and those weren’t even the natives. They killed as witches the Puritan women that they didn’t like. Usually older women. Maybe they yelled too loud for the Puritans’ delicate sensibilities. You know loud women, pushy women are often considered witches, and that’s a problem. It’s still a problem. I myself run into that problem every once in a while. But it’s one thing to just be told, hey, keep your voice down, and it’s another thing to be burned at the stake.

And oh, they killed the guys too. Back then they burned men at the stake or hung them. Mostly hanging. And the prime crime for the guys was sex with the animals. Yes, bestiality. I’m not going to defend bestiality, but I don’t think it should be punishable by death.

Maybe we should make sex work legal. That might help a lot of these guys that are so desperate, they go after their sheep. That’s usually why they’re doing it. They’re desperate, most of these guys are just horny and they don’t know what to do. They’re also fascist, but fascism doesn’t really tell them what to do about the problem. It tells them to channel their sexual energy into violence actually, as well as making babies, you know procreation. The Right says making babies is manly—even if you don’t take care of them. That’s why a lot of really rotten misogynistic guys that are silently supporting this Roe V Wade overturn.

Not all guys; there are a lot of wonderful guys that are defending women and other pregnant people right to choose. I do say “other pregnant people,” and sorry-not-sorry if I offend anybody out there. I’m a woman. I’m a she/her, but there are trans men who can get pregnant, so we don’t want to leave them out.

And by the way, there are other people that are not women who can get pregnant. I mean girls, little girls, like the little girl that had to get this abortion. And yeah, the district attorneys are going after the abortion provider in Indianapolis who did it totally legally. And I guess they are also going after the family of this little girl. They’re after everybody because they’re freaking out that people are seeing the terrible truth right away of their fascist anti-sex edict handed down from on high by these Supreme Court Injustices that they forced into office.

Most of these justices, by the way, that voted for this, were appointed by presidents who did not actually win the popular vote.

Bush Junior appointed Sam Alito and Chief Roberts, who’s the “man with a slow hand,” who fretted over the terrible speed of overturning Roe but didn’t actually he stop the fascist takeover. He just kind of broke up his vote. He voted for dismissing Roe on the Mississippi case, and against taking away abortion rights from everybody. But still he allowed this thing to unfold, and just generally votes too often with the Christofascists.

So those two were appointed by Bush Junior, who really didn’t win his election. Al Gore just rolled over and gave it to him, because unfortunately, our Democraps are not a strong opposition. They are not as fascist as the Republicans, not at all, but we have a duopoly here and they need to be a stronger opposition. Al Gore should have fought for his win. He won the popular vote. He didn’t lose that election and he didn’t even lose in the Electoral College. Really, he just let George W. Bush take Florida because his brother was the governor. And they had the lame Brooks Brothers riot orchestrated by Roger Stone and a few of his buddies, all fascists like the brown shirts, just kind of acting like they were more powerful than they were.

So, Al Gore gave that election to George W., he appointed two fascist judges, in addition to his Dad’s reactionary pick of Clarence Thomas. Then we get three through Trump and all three were forced through, plus Trump didn’t win the popular vote, so these Supreme Court Injustices are committing a grave injustice against us, and that’s a big reason that I am depressed.

We don’t have a one-party dictatorship… yet. That’s true here, and a lot of the fascist nations have had that. This duopoly of Repugnicans and Democraps is better than a one-party dictatorship, but not a lot better because the Dems allow the Coup Anon party to get their way almost all the time.

And then there are the armies, the civilians. You know that’s when they started fascism in Italy after World War I, when they decided that civilians were really part of the military effort. And they named “fascismo.” Max, you might know how to pronounce that better than me. Fascismo is derived from “fascio” meaning “bundle of sticks.”

MAX
Fascismo, si.

Dr. SUZY
Because a bundle of sticks is stronger than one stick?

MAX
Right.

Dr. SUZY
So, isn’t that a cute little term for fascism? And they loved it at first. Everybody wanted to be fascismo. Now nobody wants to be called a fascist. It’s like being called evil.
And it is kind of evil, but in the beginning the fascists loved calling themselves fascists. They thought it was great to be strong to be together, everyone agreeing, and there is a lot of that feeling here in America right now. And yes, the civilian armies are assembling, but not exactly like they did in the old fascist countries. These are armies of ammosexual incels, sexually frustrated young men who do most of the shooting, and sexually frustrated old men, who do a lot of the raging. And they all suffer. They’re all victims. And they got lots of rage and victimization and loneliness and guns. And they use those guns.

Civilians are the real fighters these days. And the die’rs. They’re dying in America, in Ukraine everywhere.

David D on YouTube says, “Holy fuck!”

Well, yeah. I agree David D. And that’s why this show is called Fuck da Rich, because a lot of this is due to Da Rich being too rich for their good, or for our good! And they need to be fucked out of their money. We need to spread it around.

So, David D says, “Holy Fuck! A 10 year old got raped and got pregnant. And thanks to Republicans she had to go to another state to get an abortion.”

Yes, David D, she did, and that’s not all. She also was harassed, is still being harassed.

MAX
Threatened, threatened.

Dr. SUZY
Yes, and David D continues, “What if her parents didn’t have enough money to travel?” Good question which I asked last week, David D. But thanks for reminding me that yeah, she was fortunate that she could travel, that she had a proactive family with a few bucks, they could go and get this abortion.

MAX
You know, in some countries, if the government wants more babies. They pay for them. It’s not slave labor.

Dr. SUZY
They pay for babies? Oh yeah I see what you mean.

MAX
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dr. SUZY
They give tax cuts or pay a subsidy for people who have children for families in some European countries.

MAX
Not here.

Dr. SUZY
Of course, of course, that makes it kind-of worthwhile, in a way, even for people that don’t want kids to have more.

MAX
Have more babies, yay.

Dr. SUZY
Because you’re getting paid. Well hey, if you governments and corporations, you need people to work in your factories and buy things from Amazon, and of course the big thing is to join the military then yeah, you should subsidize people. You should at least pay for health care. Come on.

But you know, that doesn’t solve it.

MAX
Of course, it doesn’t solve it.

Dr. SUZY
That doesn’t solve it for the 10 year old, and that doesn’t solve it for other people that get pregnant and don’t want to give birth. The 10 year old is such an extreme example, but it did really happen, and it’s so extreme that the Republicans thought that the Liberals were lying when they said, hey, this happened. But, it did happen. They wouldn’t believe it until they produced the asshole that raped this girl.

So, they produced this guy, and they arrested him. Good. He should be arrested. You know, I don’t believe in most people being arrested and thrown into jail. But yeah, this guy should be.

Then the Rightwingers decide, oh yeah, OK, well maybe it happened, but, but, but, all these “buts”. And the most amazing thing was in a congressional hearing, when Swalwell is talking to this so-called pro-life activist. Really, I don’t consider them “pro-life,” they’re just pro birth. They don’t care about the life, just the birth. Anyway, this anti-abortion activist was saying that abortion is never right, and so Swalwell asks, “Well, what about in this case of this 10 year old?” And at first she’s sort of like “no, that didn’t really happen.” And then she has to admit that ok, it did happen, but if it happened with a 10 year old, she says, “Then it wasn’t an abortion.”

How about that?

And immediately smart Swalwell asks someone who was a pro-choice activist, “Did you just hear misinformation?” Disinformation, because it was deliberate. And she said yes. Of course, that’s disinformation, because of course that 10 year old had an abortion. And yes, it’s an extreme case, but there are many different wild cases, whether it’s the mother’s life being in jeopardy or something happening to the fetus, the fetus dying even inside of the mother’s womb. All these things are extreme, but they deserve an abortion, and so does just the fact that a pregnant person doesn’t want to have a child. That pregnant person deserves to get an abortion. Because it’s not a child until she has it. It’s just a fetus or an embryo.

And if you believe that it’s a child, that’s your religion. And that’s fine for your religion. But you can’t force your religion on me, and on that 10 year old and on all the pregnant people who want abortions, you just can’t do that and say that this country has a separation of church and state. We don’t have a separation of church and state when you force your religious beliefs on the rest of us who don’t believe that that’s a baby. I don’t believe it. I didn’t believe it when I had an abortion. It was an embryo. It wasn’t a baby. It was a piece of tissue. So, your belief that it’s a baby is not my belief. And you should not be able to force your beliefs on me or the rest of America.

That’s why one of the most important aspects of American law is the separation of church and state. That made right the wrongs that the Puritans did to America, to this land we call America. But they just made it wrong again. They just reverted back to Puritan times. How about that?

Soon they’ll be burning and hanging witches. Hey, it’s not so far fetched. After all, we have politicians who are in office like Miss Gunslinging Lauren Boebert said, “I don’t like the separation of church and state. Screw that.” And she got big applause.

So that’s what we got right now in America. Christofascism on the March. And that’s why we must abort the court or put more judges in there. Something!

Kristen Rock gave us nine fire emojis. Is that how many Supreme Court judges there are?

MAX
Is that 9 Supreme Court judges?

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, they’re all on fire. Fire them all now.

MAX
Their handler.

Dr. SUZY
Actually, there’s three of them that are OK.

MAX
Their hemorrhoids are on fire.

Dr. SUZY
Ryan Leslie says, “As a young man, I am lonely every day and all I want is a lovely lady to love me and love her in return.” Awe he’s on Instagram. Ryan continues, “Every day I am notified about some story of murder, and it worries me because there is not enough love or sex going around.”

I feel you, Ryan, this is why I’m depressed. That is only one of the reasons, of course. I have others, but this is the main reason, because I am a sex therapist, I’m the Love Doctor. I believe in love. I believe in The Bonobo Way of love, of peace through pleasure and good sex, female empowerment and male well-being. An important part of female empowerment is male well-being, meaning that guys like Ryan who are lonely need help. He’s probably not a shepherd, so he’s not going to have sex with his sheep. That was a big problem back in Puritan days. And he probably won’t do it with his dog either, even though we all love dogs, we’re not doing it with our dogs, most of us, thank goddess. I am not recommending doing it with any nonhuman animals. But I’m just saying people are so crazed, they’re so desperate they’re so frustrated, and we need to be understanding of this.

The fascists are very understanding of this. They try to take all that sexual frustration and turn it into ammosexuality. They try to take that aggrieved incel mentality and turn it into violence. They’re pretty good at it, and they’re doing it at every level of society.

So, we have to get good at what we’re doing, brothers and sisters, I’m not saying I know exactly how to do that. But, I need your help, I guess, because the fascists are right about one thing: the sticks together are stronger than a stick alone. But I don’t want fascism in my country.

MAX
Oh, I was just thinking about what you were saying, right? So one of the things is you can’t overthrow the government. Could be dangerous. You can’t overthrow the church. You need to question your preacher. You need to question your priest. You need to question the money they spend. You need to question about their crystal fascism. You need to teach them not to intrude into your life. You need to walk up to the priest and say what are you people doing? Get out of my life.

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, and you know I am not against churches, synagogues, mosques, temples of Buddha, Brahma, Krishna, whatever you want to worship.

MAX
As long as you stay in your lane.

Dr. SUZY
Well, I actually appreciated when the priests like the Berrigan brothers, they were anti war, they came out against the war. There are liberal priests. There were anyway. I don’t know if they exist anymore.

So, I don’t mind if religious leaders get a little involved in politics – though they should pay taxes. But really, it’s when the politicians themselves start to raise up their religion over all the rest of us, and we’re not all in that religion. That’s Christofascism and when the Supreme Court raises up religion as the law of the land, that is Injustice.

MAX
I say something about these Catholics, actually. During the Kennedy election, one of the big worries was that President Kennedy was a Catholic and they were worried that if the Catholics came in, there would be a lot of pressure to change things and the funny thing is, many years later a non-Catholic, not even religious person put a bunch of Catholic on the Supreme Court. Heard it’s.

Dr. SUZY
Very interesting.

MAX
And they were, yes, they were so worried under Kennedy.

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, they were worried under Kennedy because they were concerned about the Pope wielding power in America.

MAX
Their teachings.

Dr. SUZY
And they wanted a separation of church and state. And actually, Kennedy was pretty adamant that he wanted that too, and certainly he didn’t allow the Pope to influence him.

MAX
Yeah, yeah.

Dr. SUZY
And by the way, the current Supreme Court Injustices don’t seem to be influenced by the Pope. I don’t actually think the Pope expected this ruling against abortion, and I actually am sure the Pope would not support this ruling that forbids New York’s government from putting restrictions on guns.

I can’t imagine the Pope is for their recent ruling that allows Mansion and his coal mining buddies and other corporations to just pollute without any restriction.

MAX
And kill.

Dr. SUZY
And kill, yes, there’s different ways to kill, and that’s a big way to kill, through climate catastrophes that are being generated by the capitalist pursuits of these corporations.

MAX
Which by the way, we’re doing not only in this country, but the pollution and the garbage, and these corporations are killing people around the world. Mostly poor people, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dr. SUZY
Oh yeah, sadly, mostly in the Global South. Yes, so I have some more comments, actually a lot of comments. Ki Gong on YouTube says, “Shalom from Europe.” Well, Shalom back at you Ki Gong, and as a matter of fact, I’m a Jewish American person. Not that I’m religious at all, but I am ethnically Jewish, and I am a Jew for Palestine. So, I say Shalom and Salam. And I really believe that unfortunately, many of my brethren who are Zionists have acted badly in terms of taking this land of Palestine basically for themselves, it’s similar to what the Puritans and other Europeans did with this land we now call America that used to be Turtle Island and so you know, the Israelis have gotten a lot of ideas for their settler movement from American history. Hitler tried to. He thought Americans were brilliant because of how we (the Europeans) got rid of most of the Native Americans. It’s pretty disturbing when you put all this together.

Ki Gong goes on, “I agree. Fuck the Rich.” That’s cool. But “Fuck The rich, he says, and you see, Ki Gong, you gotta understand, this is F.D.R. Max here is from Italy, where the fascists originated, so he’s an Italian Prince. And, of course, the monarchy is pretty fascist to begin with. They’re a little like the Vatican. They can occasionally be liberal.

But yes, I “Fuck Da Rich,” with a “da” because Max is Italian and says “da” for “the” sometimes.

FDR also stands for Franklin Delano Roosevelt who was a pretty good president, although he could be a little bit fascist too. He was a little bit of a dictator in the sense that he ruled four terms. How about that? And of course, he waged the terrible World War II, which we sort of won. I’ll get into that later.

Ki Gong also says, by the way, Zelenski owns $1 billion, or does he owe that? I’m not sure. Either way, Zelensky is a billionaire and he’s a comedian, but he’s fighting the good fight. Listen I am pro Ukraine. My ancestors, some of them are from Ukraine. I feel very strongly in support of Ukraine, and very much against Putin’s invasion. Putin’s war.

But I do not demonize Russians. I don’t even demonize Putin. I think there’s a lot of fault to go around, and I think we’ve got to start the peace talks.

Peace talks!

It really bothers me that America isn’t calling for peace talks. That’s also depressing me. Because I can’t tell Russia what to do. Russia is not my country. America is my country, and not that America listens to me. But you know America, hey you guys, brothers and sisters of America, we have to get the peace talks going. We can’t be saying that we want to do this until we defeat Russia, until they’re like all in the ground. We’re not going to do that, first of all, and second of all, that’s not the way to make peace We’ve got to try to make peace before we have a nuclear war or a nuclear accident.

Also, Ki Gong says, “I use my love gun.” And that is a beautiful thing. I even accept the use of the term “gun” when you’re talking about your penis in that way, and I even am OK with the dildos that are shaped like guns. It bothers me a little bit, you know, I wouldn’t buy one, but I get it. It’s in the culture. I’d rather you use a dildo gun than a real gun.

Shoot the gun between your legs! That’s my motto, so I enjoy using the gun terminology, like everybody else. Like I said, fascism is sexy. That’s one of the problems. There’s a sexiness to marching with those goose steps, and those sharp uniforms, and the parades, and the guns, guns, guns.

That why all these guys are imitating them. They want to be heroes to their lost cause, whatever it is, although it usually is some kind of Christofascist white supremacy. Though not always, there’s a few other lame causes, but that’s the latest one that is used a lot in America.

Robert B on Facebook says “fascism’s goal is to turn rhetoric into reality.” Hmmm… Well, I’d like to turn my rhetoric into reality. I’d like to turn the Bonobo Way into reality. So, I don’t know if that’s only fascism’s goal. I think that’s everybody’s goal, actually, but OK, Robert B. I want to like you, so let’s see what else you say. “It segregates people into different classes categories instead of unity to promote certain agendas, and people are weaker when they are separated.” Interesting. Well, I see what fascism is doing it tries to unite certain people. In the case of America, it’s trying to unite these white aggrieved supremacist Christian trying to unite them, the guys that believe in patriarchy.

MAX
Are these guys Christians?

Dr. SUZY
Well, they’re Christofascists.

MAX
They’re not Christians. They’re hiding behind some kind of Christo-something or other.

Dr. SUZY
Are the Israelis Jews? They’re hiding behind Judaism in my opinion.

MAX
So all over the world people are hiding behind their religions and committing atrocities.

Dr. SUZY
That’s how religions started.

MAX
You’re hiding behind religion and committing atrocities around the world.

MAX
Go ask your priest nicely.

MAX
Go ask your preacher nicely.

MAX
Why are you telling these lies?

MAX
Why are you trying to enslave the world under your philosophy?

Dr. SUZY
Honestly, I don’t know that it’s just the priests’ and the preachers’ fault. I think it’s the fault of the politicians. It’s the fault of the people that let these priests and preachers have power. There will always be priests and ministers and rabbis. The problem is these religious leaders have state power and they should not have state power. We can’t let them have state power.

MAX
You know what? Just, just as a side note, you know I’ve always liked Chinese culture, and I’m certainly not a fascist, but I think all these guns, with their little teeny weeny little barrels and in their ammunitions it should be sent to re-indoctrination camps because…

Dr. SUZY
Guns, or you mean the people?

MAX
The guns will stay behind.

Dr. SUZY
Well, I’m not gonna get on that bandwagon.

MAX
You yeah. No, I’m on that but I’m just saying that’s me, you know, because in the meantime people are being killed by these assholes. So as long as we’ve got Catholic judges who are handling handing everybody guns. OK, yeah the killing is massive.

Dr. SUZY
But keep in mind that these are the foot soldiers of the Christofascist judges and the police. And look at the police. They didn’t even try to stop the killing down there at that school in Uvalde, Texas. They didn’t try to stop nothing. They were standing there in the hallway looking at their phone. One guy had Punisher on his phone, and he’s standing there while people are being killed. Big Sissy. Another guy’s using sanitizer! Because hey, it’s dirty in there.

MAX
Hahaha, yeah.

Dr. SUZY
I mean, it’s funny, but it’s not funny at all.

MAX
Right.

Dr. SUZY
We’re laughing because of gallows humor here folks, but children were killed. Adults were killed. Innocent people were killed.

MAX
And every day more people are killed.

Dr. SUZY
So Robert B. on Facebook agrees that “fascism tries to make enemies out of our groups.” So yeah, I mean they try to unite a lot of people because they need armies of people to support them, even though they don’t care about voting and stuff like that. But these fascists do need armies and they do need these people out in the streets to rough other people up and that’s why in America, we have the Proud Boys and the Oath Keepers roughing people up. They are the bundles of sticks, the fasci, the little fascist organizations. The Latin word is fasces. Sounds like feces.

MAX
Fashionistas.

Dr. SUZY
Yes, Fascist Fashionistas, and there are also the ammosexual incel killers, the shooters. They are part of

this fascist movement in America. They are hearing instructions from people like Trump, from people like Tucker Carlson that “they’re replacing us.” The replacement theory was the big impetus for the supermarket killer in Buffalo.

MAX
Well, they’re replacing you because they’re having more sex than you, stupid.

Dr. SUZY
Well, yeah, I mean, let’s just say this. There is some replacing going on there, that is not a lie, it’s just that you’re blaming and killing the wrong people.

MAX
Oh yeah, totally.

UNSCENE ABE
Right.

Dr. SUZY
The people that are replacing you are the Corporate CEOs, they’re replacing you with workers in other countries or with machines, and the leaders of the country they’re replacing you. The billionaires are replacing you. I’m not telling you to go kill them, I’m just saying you’re killing people that don’t even have any power.

MAX
Be peaceful.

Dr. SUZY
We should all be peaceful. No assassinations. But certainly these mass shootings, these horrific mass shootings are part of the Christofascist takeover in America.

They’re keeping people in a state of fear. One element, and it doesn’t seem like a big element, but it’s an element to me, is that I’m afraid to go to a protest. I want to go to a protest but I’m afraid of getting shot. I don’t think I’m the only one. There’s a lot of protests and kudos to the people out there protesting.

And by the way, I believe that that presidential order that Biden wrote the other day that helps somewhat with protecting people that want abortions in states that have outlawed it already, it’s not a fix, but there is some protection. There is some movement there, and he didn’t do it right away, folks. He didn’t do it when the draft was leaked or when the ruling came down. He did it when there were protests, when people got out in the street and that is what we have to do. I feel like such a hypocrite because I’m not out there because I’m afraid of getting shot, I’m afraid of getting COVID also and I am immunocompromised.

MAX
But keep in mind that over the years, this show and Dr. Suzy has been threatened by the United States government, by Muslim newspapers, by all kinds of violent, vile ugliness.

Dr. SUZY
But I just remembered I HAVE been to a protest. I participated in a big protest just like a few weeks ago

at Yale. It was pro-abortion rights, anti-Supreme Court. Really, anti-Brett Kavanaugh because he went to Yale. Although so did Alito. He went to Yale Law School. It’s so embarrassing that these total creeps went to Yale, my alma mater, though especially Yale Law School. Max spoke at Yale Law School.

MAX
They were having a class about pornography yeah, and this and that.

Dr. SUZY
It was part of Sex Week at Yale, yes.

MAX
Part of Sex Week at Yale and in the middle of it they shut it down.

Dr. SUZY
They shut it down because they showed a piercing.

MAX
A piercing which is a traditional goes back in history, yeah? The beginning of time. Yeah, and they cut that off so that there’s two. We need both. Yeah, so that there’s students. Now could not judge whether that you know I was fiery, right?

Dr. SUZY
You were great. You were very fiery. And I was great when I was part of Sex Week at Yale, giving lots of lectures, but they shut that down.

MAX
Christofascists, shut that down.

Dr. SUZY
Yes, Christofascists, shut it down surreptitiously. They didn’t show their religion in the name of their group. They called it something like Better Yale, but they were Jesus freaks.

MAX
Better Yale.

Dr. SUZY
Except they weren’t going by Jesus teachings, they were Christofascists.

So, on Youtube, Michaela Andrew asks, “Are you religious? Ban LGBTQ activism. America sucks by liberalism.” That’s what I mean.

MAX
Yeah, yeah.

Dr. SUZY
Somebody in our office wrote that it was a troll.

MAX
It doesn’t matter, you’re a killer, you’re an asshole OK, get off my channel.

Dr. SUZY
So the question, “are you religious?” I will answer that, just in case you don’t know. No, I am not religious. I’m not even going to say I’m spiritual because I think that’s totally meaningless. When people say that, I always have to be polite because I feel they’re so sincere when they say, “I’m not religious, but I’m spiritual.”

MAX
I’m spiritual.

Dr. SUZY
Fuck that shit. I don’t know what it means. I ask questions about life and death. I meditate. I do yoga. I care about humanity and the Earth. I don’t know if that means I’m spiritual. Maybe you define it that way. I think about the forces in the universe. I was blown away by the pictures that came out of all the galaxies surrounding us. It makes me feel small in a nice way that was very reassuring in my depression. I see that there are a lot more things out there than this Christofascist mess in our little…

MAX
Shithole.

Dr. SUZY
Right, it’s turning into a “shithole country,” Trump, thanks to you to a great degree. Although it’s not all Trump, by the way. Fascism was rising in America, this American style of fascism. Trump just rode the wave and he’s still riding the wave.

MAX
I, I, just want to interject one little thing there that you know Billy and his wife and all of that, but for a long time they have been telling us that there is a massive right wing conspiracy at all levels that they’re organizing to take away some of these rights. Newsom did an ad for Florida that said, do you really want a government that takes away your books?

Dr. SUZY
Newsom’s not bad. He’s not perfect, but who is? As far as the famous politicians go, he’s one of the better ones in America right now.

MAX
No, nobody right and he’s got a nice hairdo sort of thing going.

Dr. SUZY
I would vote for a combination of him and AOC for president

MAX
Well, they both have the same teeth. Oh, they both have 385 teeth in their mouth so that they have in common.

Dr. SUZY
Ah yeah, those big sexy political smiles. Yeah baby! Anyway, yes, protests are great and that is what moved Biden. He listens to the protests so does everybody. So keep getting out there, you brave people. And I did get out there too. I protested the Supreme Court a few weeks ago with my fellow Yalies with a big sign that says Brett lied.

MAX
Yeah, that’s another thing. They all lied that this was now law.

Dr. SUZY
That’s why I say, abort the court!

MAX
Yeah no, no they gotta go.

Dr. SUZY
They should be impeached.

MAX
The liars, they’re, they’re like fuck you man.

Dr. SUZY
Clarence Thomas should be impeached just because he has baldly and boldly stated that he wants liberals to suffer because they made him suffer.

MAX
All righty.

Dr. SUZY
All righty. Adriana says, “The merging of church and state is a scary thing.”

MAX
Absolutely yeah you, you bet tomorrow Sunday, OK tomorrow, Sunday. So I want you to go to church very peacefully or to wherever you go to worship whoever you worship and find out what these preachers are doing and what they’re doing to you and to your family and to your future generations.

Dr. SUZY
And don’t be afraid of the F word, and I don’t mean “fuck,” though you shouldn’t be afraid of that either. I mean, fascism. Because there isn’t a better word for what is threatening us right now. Authoritarianism is good, but it’s not as good a word for what is going on.

MAX
None of us.

Dr. SUZY
Authoritarianism is part of it, but there is an American fascism on the move and on the rise, and we have got to stop it. It is possible to stop it.

MAX
You, you me, your friends, your neighbors, your lovers the bus driver, or the doctor.

Dr. SUZY
Hey I’m not a big fan of how World War II was fought in many ways on the Allied side, but certainly on the Axis side they were for shit. They were fascists. There’s no doubt and they were stopped. So, I’m not saying we should stop at the same way, not at all. In fact, it can’t be stopped the same way. It isn’t the same kind of fascism. It’s not happening in that way, and we need to stop it a different way. And I believe we need to stop it the Bonobo Way. We need to be Bonobo.

MAX
And you need to stop being silent and afraid.

Dr. SUZY
We need to be noisy bonobos. Bonobos don’t kill each other, but they are not silent.

MAX
They scream.

Dr. SUZY
They yell, they scream and yell, especially when they’re being attacked. And we are being attacked, Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners. We are being attacked by Christofascist White Supremacist-Fellating idiots. They are idiots because this is going to kill them too. Most of them directly or maybe just their children.

MAX
No more rubbers at the gas station. They’re going to take those out now.

Dr. SUZY
Are you serious?

MAX
No rubbers.

Dr. SUZY
Are you just saying that they’re taking the rubbers out of the gas stations?

MAX
No, they want to pass laws.

Dr. SUZY
Oh my goddess.

MAX
They want to prohibit that.

Dr. SUZY
So Christofascism means you can’t buy condoms at the gas station? All right.

MAX
At that folks isn’t that nice, hey?

Dr. SUZY
They really want you to get pregnant.

MAX
Send your children into the army. Forced breeding is what we called it, and that is what it is looking like more and more and more.

MAX
Human trafficking it also calls.

Dr. SUZY
It’s disgusting.

MAX
Human trafficking so.

Dr. SUZY
In my depression, I saw three possibilities for America, three possible futures. And seriously, they’re all bad. One is fascism, which we’ve been talking about. Another is anarchy. And when I say anarchy, I mean really nobody is in charge and that could very well happen because of climate catastrophe. It could be that, yes, our grids will go out. Or it could be because of nuclear war or just a nuclear accident. Anarchy could be our future. Think Mad Max, not Capt’n Max.

And Capt’n Max often says “it’s either the monarchy or the anarchy.” I don’t know, I’m hoping there are some possibilities in between.

MAX
Yes, in Italy where they have 385 political parties.

Dr. SUZY
You know what? I would like to have 385 political parties?

MAX
Wouldn’t that be nice to represent each one of us, yes.

Dr. SUZY
I think that would be better, yeah. We could have the Bonobo Way party. Or the Block Party!

MAX
The Block Party.

Dr. SUZY
That would be fun. And yeah, I think we should have more parties. This duopoly is killing us, brothers and sisters. Because it’s not really two parties, it’s one party because we got the Republicans, they’re the fascists. I’m not saying the Democrats are fascists, but they are supporting the fascists by not mounting a strong enough opposition, by trying to go to the center, by letting so-called Democrats like Joe Manchin still call themselves Democrats. What good is that?

MAX
Did anybody kick his ass walking down the hall or just, just put a shoe up it nicely now very nicely. This thing this guy is not a Democrat.

Dr. SUZY
How about a gun-shaped dildo?

MAX
Or a gun shaped dildo.

Dr. SUZY
Ooh, no violence, of course.

MAX
I’m not gonna commit violence.

Dr. SUZY
Just kick him out of the Democratic Party.

MAX
Yeah, yeah.

Dr. SUZY
Just shame him at least.

MAX
Shame him that there are times it’s.

Dr. SUZY
He’s no good in the Democratic Party.

MAX
You know what’s he doing in there anyway, you know right what?

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, so you Democrats, my friends that I vote for, please! We got to understand. We got fascism as a possibility, and we got anarchy as a possibility and we’ve got civil war as a possibility.

MAX
Which is right now just in the beginning stages?

Dr. SUZY
Of course, because if anybody tries to mount a war against the government while the government has the whole military and bombs, nobody is going to be successful, and that goes for all you little oath keepers there. The problem is, if the fascist gets in control of the government You know Biden is very namby pamby with the fascists, but of course he is in control of the weapons, which he’s sending so many to Ukraine. And like I said, I’m pro-Ukraine, but I don’t think we should be sending them all these weapons. I think we should be trying to negotiate for peace.

Harry Sapien says, “Yes, we have two parties that serve the same master, the corporations.” That’s exactly right, and it’s because they all need corporations to fund their campaigns.

MAX
It is. It’s really like in Russia. It’s like you have the Liberals you have the and you have the the right wing. And, uh, and I think my

Dr. SUZY
So somebody on Youtube just asked me if I was a Republican or a liberal, but I don’t see their name anymore. Somehow that got removed, but in any case, they asked, “Are you a Republican or a liberal?” First of all, I call them “Repugnicans,” so obviously I’m not one. I don’t know how you could think I was.
But you also ask: Am I a liberal? That’s a good question actually. I think I am.

MAX
Right?

Dr. SUZY
I’ve always identified as liberal, but in the old-fashioned sense, NOT neoliberal. I despise neoliberals almost as much as fascists. I think a lot of our fascist problem comes from neoliberalism. That is, we have let corporations have the rights of human beings – more rights – and we have let capital run the world.

I am not liberal about the freedom of capital, the freedom of capitalism and the freedom of corporations. I don’t believe in that. So in that sense, I’m not a liberal. I’m a liberal in the old fashioned sense, the pre-corporate sense. My liberalism says hey, whatever your religion, it’s fine. Whatever your sexuality, it’s fine as long as you don’t hurt others, as long as it’s consensual. In that sense, I am liberal, I am tolerant. I try to be. It’s never a perfect situation. So that’s your answer, and it’s sad. I I remember when some people first were asking me about that, and they said, “Well your liberalism has turned into neoliberalism.” That I was years ago and I thought, no, they’re not the same at all, neoliberalism is the opposite of old-fashioned liberalism. So it’s not fair. There should be a place for old fashioned liberalism in our society, an honored place, and we should bring it back.

MAX
I’m a libertine.

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, I’m also a libertine.

MAX
Yeah, libertine and leaning to the left. That’s because I need a new head bun left but.

Dr. SUZY
OK so I’m a libertine too, but I want to separate myself from certain liberties, such as Elon Musk’s dad. OK, I am not that kind of libertine, and I do not approve of Elon Musk’s dad Errol Musk having a child, actually two children with his own stepdaughter. I mean, sex is great between consenting adults, assuming the stepdaughter was an adult, which I’m not even sure of. So OK, if they’re adults and they’re separate from the rest of the family, okay it’s not criminal, but keep in mind there are consequences. Terrible consequences sometimes. So my big question is, isn’t abortion legal in South Africa? Because here’s a case where abortion should have been practiced.

Although Errol Musk’s semi incestuous lovechild isn’t anywhere near as destructive to human society and the Earth in my libertine opinion as his son Elon Musk’s corporate capitalism pooping upon America… and Twitter.

MAX
Hey, listen before we go Suzy. Oh well so we have 10 minutes left.

Dr. SUZY
Oh my goodness, this has been a fast show.

MAX
If, if you guys got any comments or anything, our telephone number is 213-291-9497 that’s 213-291-9497. Bro and you can call us right now if you have something to say actually how you can do that is using your phone.

Dr. SUZY
Actually, there’s no more time to call. The problem is when they call at the end, I have to rush my answers to their questions which isn’t great.

MAX
Oh, right, yeah, that’s the problem.

Dr. SUZY
I usually like calls, but I guess we talked so much, and so many comments!

MAX
Well, I’m just trying to see if I if I can get somebody riled up to you know that’s all then. And we’re well, if we don’t like what they’re saying, we hang up on them and…

Dr. SUZY
No, we usually talk to them, even if we don’t like what they’re saying.

MAX
Oh, OK.

Dr. SUZY
So Speaking of not exactly liking what they’re saying, Ryan, who says a lot of things I like, like almost everything. But he now he says, “Life Force” – whatever that is – “debuted in 1985 captivates because it represents Make Love Not War.” Fine. I love Make Love Not War. But then he goes on to say, “Chaos reigned upon the earth but the only way to stop it was a union between man and woman.”

All right, I guess I’m all for unions between man and woman. In fact, I’m in one. I’ve been married 30 years and I have a lot of great man-woman sex, and actually we had some great man-woman sex last night.

MAX
Yeah, and and we’re pro-sex. Also we’re pro unions, right?

Dr. SUZY
Right, we’re pro-unions in general, but unions can be between a man and a man, or between a woman and a woman.

MAX
A man and a corona.

Dr. SUZY
OK, right away here, I’m not sure about that kind of union as a marriage, you know, because that’s what the right wingers say. They say if you start letting men marry men, then the next thing you know you’re going to have to let somebody marry a tree.

MAX
Well, that’s already happening. Annie Sprinkle has married various trees.

Dr. SUZY
Well, that’s true, but I don’t think it has legal standing. It IS legal actually, for a man to marry a man and a woman to marry a woman, and hopefully it’ll stay legal, but with Clarence Thomas, it probably won’t.

MAX
Oh yeah, and that’s another thing that’s going out the window so all you guys and gals or who have built your little life and built your that’s gonna end.

Dr. SUZY
So Ryan says, “This is how our society should overcome, with peace understanding and love.” Well, OK, I certainly believe in peace and understanding and love. But I will say this, which I said last week, so I won’t spend too long on it now… But a lot of people fight wars out of love. A lot of people kill out of love, so love is a double-edged feeling.

MAX
Right.

Dr. SUZY
Speaking of war… Free Julian Assange! Keep this in mind: Wars are started by lies. Peace is often started by the truth. Julian Assange is being prosecuted by the US and the UK because he told the truth about America and our wars, and specifically Bush’s wars. But really, all of American wars being waged in our name. So free Assange! He is now being extradited to the US, and there he will be imprisoned, hung maybe, not given a fair trial, I’m sure.

Actually, the Mexican president has an interesting idea. He says we should take down the Statue of Liberty, because our indictment of Julian Assange, a journalist, shows that America is no longer the land of liberty. He did say that in response to somebody questioning him about Mexican journalists being killed, and yes, there are quite a few Mexican journalists being killed. It’s very sad and terrible, but he’s not killing them. He’s trying to find the killers. I actually kind of like this Mexican President.

MAX
Yeah, he’s pretty cool.

Dr. SUZY
Speaking of people in charge, I have to say we talked about former Japanese Prime Minister Abe last week. I’m sorry, Abe.

UNSCENE ABE
Yeah, that’s okay.

Dr. SUZY
There’s no excuse for Abe being assassinated, but he was a bit of a fascist. He was very neoliberal, and he wanted to bring back the Japanese military. And the guy who killed him… You know why he killed him?

UNSCENE ABE
No.

Dr. SUZY
Because Abe had spoken at a Moonie convention. Remember the Moonies? They’re still around and they’re big in Asia. They’re also kind of big here in America, but they’re kind of fascist and very dangerous.

MAX
I, I used to.

Dr. SUZY
I infiltrated the Moonies when I was young. I used to live next door to their compound in Holland.

MAX
All the movies up there, yeah?

Dr. SUZY
Oh wow, see we both had Moonies in our background.

MAX
Yeah yeah Oh yeah.

Dr. SUZY
I infiltrated them when I was with the Suicide Club. We also climbed the Golden Gate Bridge and eventually did Burning Man anyway, and we spied on the Moonies for a weekend. Anyway, Abe spoke at a few Moonie conventions. Moonies are very, very conservative. And they’re grifters. And this guy who killed him – not that the guy has any excuse – but his mom gave all her money to the Moonies, so he was upset. So he killed Abe which was a bad idea because now Abe is a martyr. OK, it’s a bad idea first, because you shouldn’t kill anybody. That’s the main thing. But second, because you made this conservative neoliberal semi-fascist, militaristic guy into a martyr. And now his conservative neoliberal, militaristic, semi-fascist party is cleaning up at the polls in Japan. So be careful who you assassinate.

MAX
You know when we lived on the farm near the moonies on the North Sea he and beg bargain and say at the in Bergen and say I saw a lot of hot chicks coming out of that place.

Dr. SUZY
Well, yeah, like I said in the beginning of this show, fascism can be sexy. That’s the problem.

MAX
I’m, I’m telling you, man.

Dr. SUZY
A lot of these cults, like the Moonies, they get a lot of hot chicks, and the cults are always fascist.

MAX
I am telling you.

Dr. SUZY
They’re a little microcosm of fascists in a little small community.

MAX
Right.

Dr. SUZY
Before we’re done, I just want to say that through my depression, I am cheering myself up by checking out all of these amazing photos from our Bonoboville Reunion show, Class of 2022, which we did thanks to Vice providing COVID tests. Before that, we weren’t doing these in-person shows because we didn’t want to catch COVID.

MAX
It was wonderful. And it was for a Vice special, really.

Dr. SUZY
And Vice is going to put out a documentary about us very shortly. But we wanted to put out our show and Vice said it was fine because our show is different. Vice can’t show all that we showed on our show. Our show is only on our site. So go to https://drsusanblock.com/bonoboville-reunion and you will see what I mean. Amazing people, like Amor Hilton, plus Daniele Watts and Chef Belive – happy anniversary guys! And Sally Mullins and her Man-Pet, and Mistress Mina and her mentee Nova and so many great people. Rhiannon Aarons and Mistress Erica, Ikkor the Wolf, and Coralyn Jewel, our therapist who you can talk to when you call 213-291-9497. We even had some really important Lefty celebrities in our audience, including Abby Martin and Michael Prysner. Plus John Barrymore and Luzer Twersky, although I wouldn’t call Luzer a lefty, I don’t know what he is lately. But he’s a VIP, and he’s pretty leftist, right?

MAX
He’s pretty interesting.

MAX
He’s yeah, he’s pretty left.

Dr. SUZY
He’s showing a big movie now in Europe.

MAX
In Germany, the movie is called “A Restaurant with No Name”

Dr. SUZY
Right.

MAX
Yeah, and it’s about.

Dr. SUZY
A Bedouin and Jew that get along.

MAX
And a Jew that has to go to cross the lands the Arab lands in order to get to this other place in order to take part in this convocation of some sort and so this shows him traveling through these Arab lands, and of course, my favorite scene is when he’s on the bus with all these Arabs and they discovered there’s a Jew in the back and so things get a little a little nervous and exciting and Loser, there’s a great scene where he looks out from behind the seat of the bus very worried and, and then the Arab now if he doesn’t get there, if a loser doesn’t get to this place this whole Jewish little thing falls apart. So the Arab, becomes torsky and he goes to this convocation as Luzer. And so all of a sudden, everybody cheering and other and it’s kind of fun because the Jews I see Jews like a lot like Italians. You know that the Jews knew that wasn’t Twersky? Because there were, police was down below, but they received him like Torsky. Anyway, sorry, it’s a good movie. Go see it, it’s a fun movie.

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, it’s a good movie, and Luzer is, of course, a great actor in it. I have to say though, since you went into such a long description, and since we’re talking about fascism, I gotta be quick about this because we’re almost out of time, but the problem with the movie as I see it is that it kind of glosses over the fascist state of Israel.

MAX
Oh yes.

Dr. SUZY
And how it is creating an apartheid state, stealing the land from the Palestinians, and it makes it seem like everybody is fine with all of that, and that the Bedouin and the Jew all get along. And it’s all very nice, but it ignores this terrible crime that is being committed against the Palestinian people. It totally glosses over that, and yet it’s supposed to be about Israel, so I guess, to me, it isn’t something I would totally recommend, but I just recommend it because Luzer does a great job acting in it.

MAX
It’s a movie.

Dr. SUZY
Right.

MAX
And also because he’s a bonobo. He’s our friend, right?

Dr. SUZY
He’s our friend, that’s true, and you can always like everything about a movie.

MAX
Right.

Dr. SUZY
And these days I don’t like most movies because most movies are just so violent, and this one isn’t, so I appreciate that. Most movies are full of either real violence and blood and gore, or – and this is maybe a little bit worse – they’re full of comic book violence that makes violence seem like it’s just playing a video game.

And you know the fascist state of Israel proves something else. It just proved this recently, which is that neofascism doesn’t need a strong leader. Netanyahu is long gone and Naftali has crashed and burned, and there’s no big charismatic Zionist leader now, bu the colonial settlers are still stealing Palestinian land and killing Palestinians, even a prominent American journalist, Shireen abu Akleh. And we are not coming out against this, “we” meaning America. I just cringe when I see Joe Biden saying he’s supporting Israel no matter what. And I see he’s saying he supports basically Saudi Arabia. He’s fistbumping with the killer of another American journalist Jamal Khashoggi. So I got to say, this duopoly sucks. And yet I still vote Democratic because the Republicans are worse.

MAX
The lesser of two evils.

Dr. SUZY
Sex is under attack everywhere, Brothers and sisters, from fascism. It’s coming from the bottom with the mass shooters and Proud Boys. It’s coming from the top, the Supreme Injustices. It’s coming from the environment. COVID is back. I don’t know that it ever really went away, but we wanted to feel that it went away, so a lot of people act like it went away and still act like that and keep their masks off, and anyway, it’s back. People are in hospitals. The microbes are out there. And now there’s a new disease and monkeypox. It’s a little like smallpox, pretty terrible, and it’s going around.

Meanwhile, the Republicans are restricting voting rights. That’s the bottom line.

MAX
You better hide your books.

Dr. SUZY
And they’re restricting reading lists in schools, of course, and libraries. It’s really appalling, but we’re here still on F.D.R., at least for now and hopefully for a little while longer. So we hope that you stay with us and that you try to go our way instead of the fascist way.

And yes, I do believe in trying to make my rhetoric a reality. The fascists do it all too well, and it hurts us all. But please hear our rhetoric, and practice the Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure, and that means lots of sex, consensual sex, peaceful sex, good sex. Maybe a little bit of fighting here and there, but no killing. Bonobos are our closest cousins and have never been seen killing each other. So, we can do it too. Bonobos empower the females. #MeToo could learn a lot from the Bonobo Way. Rape is rare among bonobos. The Bonobo females rule. MILFs rule, Bonoboville. Older females – burned at the stake as witches by the Puritans – are respected as wise matriarchs among bonobos.

Why do the guys put up with this? You may ask that question, as many have asked, and the answer is the other part of the Bonobo Way is male well-being, male nurturing, and that includes male sexuality, brothers and sisters. Male sexuality has got to be nurtured and cared for, or provided for in some way, in a consensual way, in a tolerant way. One way is allowing all the guys to have sex with other guys. A lot of guys would do that if it wasn’t so repressed, so stigmatized, so looked down on. There’s lots of different kinds of sex guys can enjoy which are stigmatized in our society, like sex work, and like masturbation. How about that? That is also looked down. And it’s killing us. Guys have to express themselves sexually, and that’s part of the Bonobo Way, or else they may go ammosexual, and we’ve seen how that goes.

And sharing. Bonobos share. We have to share. Of course, bonobos don’t have mansions and gas guzzling, SUVs and planes. But they do have bananas and they share them, and they show us that sharing is better for everyone.

I see from this story about Elon Musk how he is suffering. His father is pretty creepy. I get it. He’s got a problematic family, as many of us do. Elon Musk needs some help, and it’s apparent that his billions don’t help him at all with his family or his own mental health issues, and they certainly don’t help the rest of us.

So Fuck Da Rich! And tax them. We need some socialism in America. We don’t need fascism. So let’s start sharing please, brothers and sisters. Because otherwise I’m going to get really depressed, and I don’t like being depressed, so cheer me up! #GoBonobos! Be Bonobo. Stop fascism! Make kink, not war!

Make like bonobos, not baboons, Make Love Not War. Make love to someone you love tonight, even if that someone is you. I love you.

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© July 16, 2022 Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 213-291-9497.

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With Bawdy Storytelling Director Dixie De La Tour, Adrian Colesberry, Morgan Bailey, Malaika Millions, Mona Sunoy & Katie Kinns. Photo: Ajay

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Bawdy Storytelling fills the Womb Room at my Speakeasy with naughty tales (and naked tails) in this narrative, comic-erotic show. With my beloved snake Eve writhing around me like the Serpent around forbidden fruit, I commence the festivities with an overview of the art of bawdy storytelling, from prehistoric campfires to Bible tales to Chaucer’s Wife of Bath to the Speakeasy itself. Then, the Bawdy Storytellers spin their yarns of sex, love, libertines, fisting, assholes, strap-ons, foot fetish massage, spanking, testicle play, swinging, group sex, incest fantasies, man-eating pussies, and summer camp magic shows that turn into marriage proposals (congrats again Katie and Mona!). Funny how some bawdy stories have a way of turning into timeless romance (like the story of my crazy marriage)…

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Length 01:31:13 Date: July 27th, 2019

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by Dr. Susan Block.

Live from the Valley of the Dolls, courtesy of Vivant Dolls, this show might challenge your perceptions of sex, love and life itself.

Broadcasting live from the Valley of the Dolls. Photo: Harry Sapien

Usually I address my congregation, guests and audience as “All you Children of Sex,” and we humans (like other animals) are all Children of Sex, and Amen and Awomen to that.

Vivant Doll Phoebe. Photo: Bianca

However, despite my efforts at inclusivity, dolls are not children of sex. Dolls and robots are children of engineers, who often are not having sex, and the amazing, unnerving sciences of robotics and Artificial Intelligence (AI).

Meet My New Friend Pamela. Photo: Harry Sapien

The life-size, beautiful, bendable Sex Doll, Love Doll or Real Doll is the ultimate in erotic simulacrum.

Then again, they’re just human-shaped, life-sized sex toys… and I love sex toys!

Pygmalion’s Kiss

Sex dolls are very high-tech, but they’re nothing new. Ever since the Greek myth of Pygmalion, the sculptor who falls in love with his sculpture, people have been falling in love or lust with dolls.

Pygmalion falls in love with his statue as Eros kisses her hand. Sculpture by Falconet (1763)

Pygmalion’s tale has a happy ending; when he kisses the cold stone lips of his sculpture, they turn warm and soft, as she is miraculously brought to life by Aphrodite, the Goddess of Love. Alas, more modern human-doll love stories aren’t quite so simple.

In the 60’s, there was My Living Doll. The doll was played by Julie Newmar, but her owner Bob Cummings, acts more robotic than she does.

Comedies of the 1980’s, like Cherry 2000, show guys falling in love with robots or store mannequins; see Mannequin—as well as DrSuzy.Tv photographer Lanning Gold, who has turned mannequin photography into a fine art.

Mannequin Art Photography by Lanning Gold

For the most part, these films involve human actors playing living dolls.

Is she real or “Real”? Photo: Selfie

Now the tables are turning, and the dolls are starting to “play” the humans. Pygmalion’s kiss is breathing life—or at least something lifelike—into dolls.

High-Tech Heaven or a Robot Apocalypse?

As usual, sex leads the way in technology. Sex doll scientists say next-generation synthetic models will be “indistinguishable from humans.” They will walk among us like the androids and replicants in Blade Runner, The Matrix, Westworld and Lifelike.

Sex dolls can’t walk yet. But they look pretty good and rather sexy lying down or sitting up. Some robots can “walk,” but they don’t look—or feel—as good as sex dolls. In sex, aesthetics trump function. So far, the walking robots resemble mechanical dogs, but they’re evolving. Moreover, with 5G technology, they will be programmed to do all kinds of things humans can do… plus a lot more that we can’t do.

Sex Dolls look sexy… though also a little scary. Photo: Harry Sapien

They call this “synthetic evolution,” or “technium,” the so-called seventh kingdom of life.

I have mixed feelings about this, but I’m curious, and I don’t judge people who prefer having sex with dolls to… well, people.

Make Love Dolls, Not War Dolls

And better a love doll than a war doll, and yes, the American Military is making war dolls.

Shoot Water Guns, Not Real Guns! Photo: Bianca

Actually, they’re already in the Air Force and they’re called drones! But they’re also developing robot ground troops. After all, Russia’s got war dolls, so why shouldn’t we?

Military Robot, aka War Doll

Japan will use doll-like robot assistants at the 2020 Tokyo Olympics. Saudi Crown Prince MBS—yes, that MBS who had a very human journalist named Jamal Khashoggi chopped up into little pieces with an old-fashioned bone saw, is still killing humans in Yemen with U.S. weaponry, and is best buddies with Jared Kushner and Uncle Donald—is building a city called Neom where robots will outnumber humans.

Perhaps most eerie because it’s already happening, autonomous security robots are going on patrol in offices, warehouses, stores, everywhere you go to work, play, shop… or live. These dolls are—or will soon be—spies in your own house.

Is this High-Tech Heaven or a Robot Apocalypse?

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Whichever way the world tilts, we here at DrSuzy.Tv want you to be prepared, fortified with knowledge, eroticized and thoroughly entertained.

Mac lifts Phoebe out of her coffin–er… box. Photo: Bianca

Thus, this show’s featured guests, Phoebe and Pamela, are citizens of this Brave New World of life-like, life-size sex toys.

Photos: Bianca

Both Phoebe and Pamela are here, thanks to the good people at Vivant Dolls (yes, the company is run by people, not dolls… yet), Josh and Mac Lovell, invited by my pretty, witty assistant Sunshine McWane.

Sunshine roleplay being a Vivant Sex Doll. Photo: Bianca

Josh is behind-the-scenes, so Mac escorts Phoebe and Pamela onto DrSuzy.Tv. He also brings his girlfriend, who is prettier than any doll, but demurely declines to be on the show, though she becomes engrossed in reading our new Speakeasy Journal of Spank ‘n’ Art.

Since Pamela and Phoebe can’t walk (yet!), they arrive in containers that look a bit like coffins, their expensive, heavy, yet fragile bodies cushioned by foam.

Uh oh… Sunshine’s legs are stuck in the fuck position! Photo: Bianca

A cross between a manager and a mover, Mac pulls them out of their boxes and sets them up.

Mac puts Pamela’s g-string on her with care. Photo: Author

Though he’s only been working at Vivant for six months, Mac knows his dolls inside and out, as well as his doll parts.

Fragile fingers. Photo: Harry Sapien

The fingers are the most delicate parts, he explains. Mac even admits to having sex with one or two dolls. Got to test-drive the merchandise!

Doll Talk with Pamela and Mac. Photo: Harry Sapien

And no, his GF isn’t jealous. “She understands it’s part of my work,” he explains. Plus, they’re just dolls… right?

Dolls, Dolls, Dolls! From doggie-style to ladylike. Photo: Harry Sapien

Phoebe is a petite bleached blonde that covers her face when Mac puts her into the doggy-style position, and Pamela is a bigger girl with enormous Double F boobs, brown roots in her blonde hair and a darker complexion. Both have tinier waists than Kim Kardashian before breakfast.

Sunshine groans under Phoebe’s 60 pounds of “dead weight.” Photo: Harry Sapien

Nevertheless, these dolls are heavy! As lifelike as these dolls are, they are no help whatsoever in terms of moving themselves around. Even strong Sunshine groans when lifting Phoebe, the lighter of the two at 60 pounds. Pamela weighs in at 110, which doesn’t sound like much but, without meaning to “insult” the dolls, it’s pretty much dead weight.

Virgin Sex Dolls

Both Pamela and Phoebe are dressed in white lace lingerie like they’re going to their quinceañera.

Phoebe and Pamela, dressed in virginal white, like they’re going to their Quinceañera. Photo: Harry Sapien

Indeed, they are virgins, says Mac. Fresh from the factory, they’ve never been “used.”

Which brings us to the relatively unique function of Vivant Dolls; they don’t make the dolls and they rarely sell them. They rent sex dolls. Mac says they are the only company to rent sex dolls, though there are sex doll brothels in Germany and Canada where you essentially “rent” time with the doll of your choice. You can do that with Vivant at their facility, though you can also take your Living Doll home with you for the night or even a wild weekend of silicone sensation.

Cooling off among the hot Vivant Dolls. Photo: Harry Sapien

Why rent a sex doll? Why not? Maybe you’ve always wanted to try one. Maybe you can’t afford to buy one. Maybe a sex doll of your own feels too “high maintenance.” Maybe you have no place to store a life-size doll, or your spouse or lover wouldn’t appreciate finding your doll in your closet or under the bed. On the other hand, maybe your roommate would appreciate it—too much, and use and abuse your doll! Maybe just like some guys like different women, you like different dolls. While purchasing a doll is like getting married, renting a doll is like hiring an escort. You want her in and out… after you’re in and out.

Vivant has several different female dolls and one male. When Roy asks on Facebook Live, “Why only one male?” the question seems to answer itself: Supply and demand. Though Vivant gets the occasional couple, their customers are overwhelmingly heterosexual males. I suggest Roy rent a male doll from Vivant, then ask for more variety, and they will probably get another guy.

Position your Vivant Doll according to your fantasy. She won’t mind! Photo: Harry Sapien

The biggest question most people have when it comes to doll rental is: how do they clean the dolls? Mac reassures us that the use strong but safe chemicals to launder their dolls (listen above or watch on DrSuzy.Tv to hear Mac describe the multi-step cleaning process in detail), and the inside parts come out for easier, more thorough scrubbing.

Testing 1, 2, 3…. Photo: Selfie

I’d say, to be safe, always use a condom with a rental sex doll!

Sex with Sex Dolls

Gradually, we remove their clothes, starting by rolling down their stocking socks that reveal their lovely French-pedicured feet.

PHOTO 1: BIANCA. PHOTOS 2-4: HARRY SAPIEN

Those rubbery silicone toes are just too cute not to play the piggies game. Happy Year of the Piggie!

“This little piggie went to market…” Photo: Bianca

When it comes to their camisoles and panties, we let Mac do the honors.

Covering Pamela’s vulva for the Facebook camera just before we switch to DrSuzy.Tv for the big reveal. Photo: Harry Sapien

Unfortunately for our Facebook Live audience, we have to limit ourselves to the DrSuzy.Tv camera as we strip Phoebe and Pamela. Though they’re not “real,” their nipples and genitals are convincing enough to set off Marky Z’s notorious censor bots.

PHOTOS 1-3: BIANCA. PHOTOS 3-4: HARRY SAPIEN

Their skin is pliable silicone, their breasts are heavy, and their nipples can take all kinds of hard tweaking and pulling (unlike most real women’s nipples),

Hands up! Mac strips off Pamela’s cami. Photo: Harry Sapien

The capacity of their various holes—mouth, vagina and anus—is impressive, especially with a little lube.

Who says dolls don’t bite? Photo: Harry Sapien

Actually, even before we take off their clothes, we start with fingers in the mouth, and I could swear sweet Phoebe bites me.

PHOTOS 1-3: BIANCA. PHOTO 4: HARRY SAPIEN

Seriously, it’s a real trip to finger and play with these sex doll mouths.

Whatta champ: Phoebe sucks down about nine inches while titty-fucking the rest! Photo: Bianca

Little Phoebe can even take about nine inches of a big dildo right down her graceful throat. We also do coitus a mammalia, aka titty-fucking, which is much easier with sex doll boobs, which stay put, rather than real boobs which jiggle and flop all over the place (though for naturalists, that is part of the fun).

PHOTO 1: BIANCA. PHOTOS 2-4: HARRY SAPIEN

For sexual intercourse, Mac lays the dolls on their backs, legs straight up in the air, holes totally exposed.

This isn’t as pornographic as it looks! After all, Pamela is just a doll. Photo: Harry Sapien

These dolls have no shame!

PHOTOS 1&3: HARRY SAPIEN. PHOTO 2: BIANCA

They are also impeccably groomed. I’m not sure if there’s a natural bush variety, but Pamela and Phoebe are completely hairless.

Pamela waits patiently by the banana as Phoebe takes her turn. Photo: Harry Sapien

This is their first time for sex, Mac reminds me.

Now it’s Phoebe’s turn. Photo: Bianca

Wow, I feel some responsibility—not like if I were having sex with a human virgin, but more like I don’t want to damage brand new merchandise.

Maneuvering Phoebe into the sex position. Photo: Bianca

Nevertheless, I have fun fingering both ladies.

PHOTOS: BIANCA

And then there’s penetrating little Phoebe with the dildo.

Houston, we have penetration! But don’t worry, it’s not porn, it’s just a doll! Photo: Harry Sapien

By the end of this show, Pamela and Phoebe are no longer virgins.

Exploring Pamela vaginally and anally. Photo: Harry Sapien

No, I don’t do anal… except a little double-hole fingering of Pamela.

Got to save something for next time!

Love Doll Communion & Spanking

Then we do Bonoboville Communion and Waterboarding Bonobo-Style with Agwa de Bolivia Herbal Coca Leaf Liqueur.

PHOTOS 1-2: BIANCA. PHOTO 3: HARRY SAPIEN

Not that a sex doll—though maybe in this context, it’s better to call her a “love doll”—can receive Communion; the liqueur might short circuit her hardware.

Titty Test: Which are fake & which are real? Photo: Harry Sapien

But Phoebe makes an excellent Altar Girl for Sunshine and me.

First time being Waterboarded, Bonobo-Style, by a doll. Photo: Harry Sapien

Though some Altar Girls are a bit shaky on their first time, Phoebe doesn’t flinch.

Sunshine takes a whack. Photo: Harry Sapien

Then Mac twists little Phoebe back into a doggie style position and puts her over my knee (OTK) for a spanking.

As I spank Phoebe, Sunshine gives Pamela a foot massage. Photo: Harry Sapien

I must say, I enjoy giving her soft-skinned but tough little rump a good whack.

Ana & Miguel cop a feel of Phoebe as I spank her. Photo: Bianca

Ana and Miguel join me for the spanking, though they don’t actually spank Phoebe; they just cop a feel.

Multiple Fetish Farm. Photo: Bianca

Sex Dolls are great for incels and other guys who can’t be bothered with getting consent from the ladies they lust after.

Then again, regular sex doll sex could enhance antisocial interpersonal habits, though probably no more than regular sex with a Fleshlight or other toy.

Are Sex Dolls good or bad for you? That depends more on you than the doll. Photo: Harry Sapien

Certainly, sex dolls are ideal for people who can’t or don’t want human partners, or just want a supplement to their real-life relationship that doesn’t involve cheating.

Sunshine cops one last feel. Photo: Harry Sapien

So maybe… sex dolls save marriages!

#GoBonobos for Puerto Rico

After so much playing with dolls, I want to give a shout-out to some real human beings! Lots of birthdays this week: Happy birthday Gypsy Bonobo, aka Erin McBeane! Happy birthday Luzer Twersky!

PHOTOS: BIANCA

And last but not least, happy birthday Harry Sapien!

Pamela’s nipples say “Happy Birthday Harry!” Photo: Bianca

Since Harry’s actually in-studio, he gets to “cop a feel” of Pamela’s big knockers. Actually, it’s more than a feel; it’s a caress and a squeeze and… is Harry in love?

Three Cheers & a Bonobo Beer for Puerto Rico from all of us – humans and dolls – in Bonoboville! Photo: Harry Sapien

Moving onto even more humans… Big congratulations—felicidades!—to the people of Puerto Rico who got out in the streets and made a mostly peaceful revolution, despite police brutality, and forced their corrupt and racist governor, Ricardo Rosselló, to resign. “Ricky, te botamos!” they chanted “Ricky, we threw you out!” #GoBonobos for brave and beautiful Puerto Rico!

Ricky Renuncia! Puerto Rico demands the Governor resign!

I’ve loved Puerto Rico since I visited there twice in 2016, giving the keynote at the first academic Ecosexuality Symposium at the University of Puerto Rico, Mayaguez (thanks for inviting me Professor SerenaGaia) and again at AASECT 2016 (much better than AASECT 2019). I knew I loved the Puerto Rican people, but I had no idea how strong they are—and how sexual.

“No hay libertad politica sin libertad sexual!”
Translation: “There’s no political freedom without sexual freedom!”

“Soy pata, soy puta, pero nunca corrupta”
Translation: “I’m a queer, I’m a slut, but never corrupt!”

Ricky Martin waves the LGBTQ Rainbow flag as others wave the Puerto Rican flag at protests

As Roy on Facebook mentions, Puerto Rican “La Vida Loca” star Ricky Martin joined the protestors, and not *just* because he was one of many who were insulted in that notorious “chat” between the governor and his staff.

Puerto Rican people celebrate their victory.

Whatever comes of it, the Puerto Rican revolution is nothing short of a miracle.

In Bonoboville, we keep the Presidunce under gag order and without hands, so he can’t grab the dolls. Photo: Bianca

We are who sick and tired of the corrupt and racist Trumpenstein in our White House should learn from Puerto Rico’s example and get out in the street to make Congress impeach tRump, close the concentration camps, abolish the Electoral College, and adopt the Green New Deal.

“tRump, stay away from the Doll!” Photo: Bianca

Mueller Time is up; Impeachment Time is now!

And it’s Pool Time in Bonoboville!

Speaking of the need for a global Green New Deal, it feels like Global Warming turned into a furnace fire this week in LA.

Keeping cool in the new Bonoboville pool. Photo(s): Selfie

So we got a pool.

Liquid Pleasure

It’s nothing like Goddess Phoenix’s pool; the whole pool isn’t even as big as her unicorn float.

Cool toes.

Plus the blazing sun heats up the water so it’s more of a hot tub than a cool pool.

Baring My Sole.

Still, it’s nice to get wet on a hot dry day.

Lion-Riding

And that’s what every day is these days in LA.

Back in the Pool!

In case you haven’t noticed, Brothers and Sisters, Climate Change is real, and it’s happening to you… or, at least, me.

Parrot Hat

Which brings me back to a more benign form of “real” and a much-needed happy ending to another somewhat convoluted show journal.

With the Captain of My Ship.

That is, my informal “study” has concluded that these Real Dolls are just “real” enough to get us going.

Vintage Model Sex Dolls.

Though Capt’n Max doesn’t cop a feel, watching me have sex-doll sex is almost as much of a turn-on as real sex, stimulating another great night of good old-fashioned orgasmic and very human love.

© July 27, 2019. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 310-568-0066.

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Shannon Coronado, Jay Toriko, Ms. Tara Indiana, Me$$ed Up, Dr. Susan Block, Miss Sadie Synn, Miss Freudian Slit, Jacquie Blu, Donald Drumpf. Photo: Jux Lii

Length 1:47:02 Date: July 30, 2016

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by Dr. Susan Block

Brothers and Sisters, Democrats and Republicans, Libertarians and Vegetarians, my fellow Americans, Humans, Great Apes and All of My Fellow Animals on Earth: welcome to the Lesser of Three Evils and the Greatest Sexuality Show on Earth! Welcome to the Trumpocalypse, the Clinton Corruptathon, and this amazing show of FemDom politics and fun smack in the middle of this erotic neurotic and kind of psychotic Election Season. USA! USA!

Welcome to the Trumpocalyse. Photo: Sarah Bella

Yes indeed, the DNC is over. They did it better than the RNC. The DNC speakers acted like grown-ups, not big babies or bullies. Nobody mocked anybody for physical disabilities. Nobody called for anybody to be executed by firing squad. Nobody threw the Sieg Heil. Nobody got caught plagiarizing their speeches.

But the Donkeys did copy the Elephants’ awful national anthem, braying, “USA! USA! USA!” exulting in the odious “accomplishments” of America’s biggest export, our bloated, enormously destructive Military-Industrial Complex. Really guys (and gals), it’s vulgar for the richest, most militaristic country on Earth to brag about how rich and militaristic we are. Didn’t your mamas teach you to have a little humility? Well, let Me teach you then: It’s obnoxious, it’s insensitive, and it just might make folks in the countries we’re bombing double-mad at us, maybe even mad enough to sacrifice their lives and their sanity in another terror attack on our civilians. Yikes! So please: Stop braying “USA!” and bragging about our military might and our soldiers, as if they’re a football team. Feel free to wave your flag, but remember that our brave armed forces are made up of paid volunteers, and it’s really sad when they die and get maimed, but it’s also sad when they kill and maim civilians, and now most of America’s killing and maiming is done not soldiers facing death themselves, but by drones. So please: stop the killing and maiming, America—abroad and at home. And stop bragging about killing. Then maybe the terror will die down, and love will grow, like flowers, on its grave. It’s the Bonobo Way.

Beat Trump with The Bonobo Way.! Photo: Unscene Abe

So no, in the grand scheme, the Democratic Convention was not very bonobo, unless you’re comparing it to that gathering of neo-Nazi dingbats sailing under the flag of Trump University, Steaks and Failed Casinos the week before, in which case I’d have to say that it was downright bonoboësque. Everything is relative, after all, and the Dems did provide a Big Tent. The Bernie-or-Busters may not have been treated like royalty, but they got their say on the international stage, chanting “No More War!” as some military fetishists spoke. Our friend Abby Martin was arrested, which was terrible, but at least she was released within a few hours, and delivered her usual truth-telling reports without further interference.

Though the DNC’s military enthusiasm felt disturbingly ominous, there was not much bigotry. Indeed, a veritable rainbow of colors, genders and faiths graced the DNC stage, not just rabidly angry white men and Stepford Trump wives and daughters dressed in pseudo-virgin white. Many have called Hillary insincere and opportunistic for saying to Bernie supporters “Your cause is my cause.” I don’t disagree, but I do think it’s a lot better than calling them criminals punching bags as Trump calls his opponents and protestors.

The Donald vs. The Bill. Photo: Roberto Bonobo

And it made history. Hillary Clinton is the first woman nominated for President of the United States by a major party, and that’s a major victory for the Bonobo Way right there. But she’s not the first woman to run for president. Victoria Woodhull was the first woman to run for President. Shout-out to our friends at the Woodhull Sexual Freedom Foundation, including Nina Hartley, Danny O’Neill and Reid Mihalko, plus Ecosexuality co-editor SerenaGaia Anderlini D’Onofrio will be going to Woodhull for the first time.

Besides just being a woman, Hillary has one other essential quality: She’s not Trump. So I support her in her efforts to defeat him and what he represents. So do a lot of Republicans, which is nice, but where does that leave the state of the union? The Democrats sound as militaristic as Republicans, and the Republicans have gone off the deep end, possibly heralding the collapse of our two-party system into one, which isn’t exactly democracy. In my view, not only do we need two parties, we should have 12 parties: the Green Party, the Libertarian Party, the Vegetarian Party, the Block Party, the Party like a Bonobo Party and many more, including the Female Supremacy Party.

Which brings me back to this show, which is a kind of party for the Female Supremacy Party, presided over by international super-Dom and U.S. Presidential Candidate Tara Indiana, whipping America back into shape, one middle-aged white man at a time. Not to be racist or anything, but most of today’s world problems are caused by middle-aged and older white men like Big Guns-Small Dick Cheney, George Dubya Pussy-Bush & Donald Short-Fingers Trump.

Ms. Tara collars Trump on DrSuzy.Tv. Photo: Roberto Bonobo

Mistress Tara has been beating men like Donald Trump for 25 years, and that is why, on this historic live broadcast, I give her my support, my bonobo love and my endorsement in her courageous, comedic and kinky run for President of the United States. I’ve known Tara for over a decade, since we met at my Cinekink premiere of Squirt Salon back in 2005, and I can tell you this: she’s strong, she’s smart, she’s female and she’s fierce. But she’s never started or even voted for war like Hillary, and she’s never ripped off her workers like Trump. Ms. Tara is, in many ways, the Donald’s polar opposite, and she embodies the best aspects of Hillary with none of the political baggage: She’s tough, she’s shrewd, she’s dominant, she possesses a pussy, and she can handle being called a cunt and a bitch by enemies and admirers alike.

Back in 1993, I fell in love with Hillary as a Dominatrix as portrayed by Spy Magazine, the same folks who called “The Donald” a “short-fingered vulgarian” when he was first polluting America’s media atmosphere with his proud narcissism. Who cares if that was really Hillary’s body? It looked and felt real to me. But alas, it was and is not real. Hillary is a war criminal, like many powerful national politicians in this country, not the gentle but firm, sexy, bonoboësque dominatrix that Spy caricature portrayed her to be.

Tara, on the other hand, is a real Dominatrix who can beat Trump and a lot of international blowhards, dick-tators and assholes with small penises and big mouths. As an alpha-Domme, President Tara will beat, gag and humiliate them, but she won’t kill them or bomb their countries. Tara’s election to the highest office in the land will empower fellow Dominas, as well as all kinds of other powerful women, successful businesswomen, politicians, mothers, grandmothers, sex workers and hot MILFS like her. That’s the Bonobo Way of FemDom Power in a Corset.

I endorse Tara on this show because, to be blunt (fire up that blunt!), I like her better than the other major candidates still in play. Maybe not Bernie, but he’s no longer running. As for voting, well, unlike Capt’n Max, who never votes, I sometimes do. I voted for myself for President in 1992, I voted for the late great Frank Moore in 2008 when I was his running mate, and I’ve voted a few other times, when I feel the stakes are high… at least high enough to risk getting jury duty.

Ms. Tara administers Small Penis Humiliation to her opponent. Photo: Elizabeth Wohldmann

So if it seems like it’s going to be a close contest in California, I will certainly vote for Hillary, and I encourage all American voters to do the same, especially if you’re in swing states, to prevent the dark specter of Trumpism from trumping our democracy, such as it is. But if she’s got a healthy lead in your state, then you could vote Green or Pink or whatever hue matches your view. We’ll see as we get closer to November 8th (Capt’n Max’s birthday!), 2016.

So right now, while Election Day is more than three months off, and after these two conventions of terrible Trumpeting and boastful braying, I am cheerfully endorsing Tara for President on this great show that feels sort of like a kinky political convention, and definitely like a party. And so to happy cheers, intoxicated applause and fervent cries of “Amen” and “Awomen,” I introduce “the next President of the USA”: Mistress Tara Indiana.

Mistress Tara shows us how to shut up Trump. Photo: Andy Martin

After the usual political pleasantries, we chat about the issues, macro and micro, Trump’s small penis problem, the political value of erotic humiliation (one of her projects is to send 1000 tiny dildos to his office), her plans to decriminalize sex work and marijuana use (promoting the peace and well-being of the populace and creating a ton of jobs), as well as her “enhanced” interrogation techniques that would allow an element of feminine sensuality to such common CIA practices as “anal food rape,” hiring top dominatrices (more jobs created!) as interrogators and torturers.

My other guests, hot Mistresses who also endorse Mistress Tara for President, include the voluptuous (42DD) and clever Miss Freudian Slit and the statuesque (6’5”) and stately Miss Sadie Synn, as well as adorable, androgynous Jay Toriko, and our own Jacquie Blu. Endorsements pour in from Mistress Genevieve (who introduced Tara and me back in 2005) and another favorite DrSuzy.Tv FemDom show guest since 2010, Snow Mercy.

The Womb Room cheers as Ms. Tara shows us exactly how she will “beat Trump” by actually beating, spanking, gagging and trampling upon our Donald Trump surrogate. Some say Trump would enjoy this too much, but that’s okay, as long as he takes his punishments for the harm his narcissistic, bigoted, bullying, babyish, small-penis-anxiety-fueled neo-fascism has already caused this country, and as long as he stays gagged.

Is Trump a better pony ride or president? Photo: Roberto Bonobo

A very bonobo political animal, Tara generously lets us each take a turn at “beating Trump,” including with The Bonobo Way, creating the sort of gal-gal camaraderie that makes bonobo gals “stronger together,” and can win elections. Ms Synn whacks him hard with her big hands and Jay rides Trump like a toy pony, and we all laugh at the fact that this big bully is much better-suited to being a pony ride in an adult amusement park than to being anyone’s Commander-in-Chief. I trample the wannabe Bully-in-Chief. It’s great fun and good sex therapy for the Trumpocalypse, brought to you by the Therapists Without Borders of the Block Institute. Call anytime!

Trampling Trump aka, “Trumpling.” Photo: Roberto Bonobo

Music is a big part of every political convention, including ours. Both the braying Donkeys and Trumpeting Tuskers call out for blessings from “God,” blithely ignoring America’s supposed “separation of Church and State.” So we follow suit, as our very own “Drunk Jesus,” up-and-cumming rapper Me$$ed Up, freestyles his way through Bonoboville before embarking on his big multi-college tour.

Drunk Jesus is Me$$ed Up. Photo: Sarah Bella

Here in the Womb Room, our “religion” includes our ritual of Bonoboville Communion, as well as “waterboarding,” bonobo-style with Agwa di Bolivia Herbal Coca Leaf Liqueur. Volunteering to be the “Altar Girl,” Miss Freudian Slit offers up her fabulous 44DDs for delectable Communions with Me$$ed Up and Jay Toriko. Freudian’s HUGE boobs serve to underline the smallness of Trump’s penis, mind and conscience, as well as to entertain the troops and give comfort to all who look upon them.

We also get the treat of seeing our bombshell bartender, Shannon Coronado, a vision in black and white, pouring the Agwa for the people.

With Shannon, Mistress of the Bonoboville Bar. Photo: Sarah Bella

With Shannon, Mistress of the Bar. Photo: Sarah Bella

Though this show is packed with action (not just political hot air!), we also take two calls, first from Chelsea Demoiselle, Dr. Susan Block Institute therapist and our own “bonobo-in-the-field,” responding to my observations about the hate comments from some DrSuzy.Tv listeners and viewers on social media, upset that we’re talking a bit more about politics these days. They would prefer that we just talk about sex. Tune in to hear our advice on how to fight the hate with love, the Bonobo Way.

There’s a lot of emotion in this election, and much at stake in terms of sexual rights. Crazy baby Trump aside, the Republican platform is filled with anti-sex, anti-female goals, such as repealing Roe vs. Wade and Gay Marriage in the Supreme Court, targeting porn-viewing as an “addiction,” and encouraging harmful “conversion” therapy for those attracted to the same sex. So we will keep being political, as well as sexual, throughout this important election season and beyond. If you don’t like it, change the channel to Rush Limbaugh or the Vivid Radio heavy breathers.

The second call comes in from a guy in rural, ultra-conservative Pennsylvania who calls himself “Donald.” I brace myself for an avalanche of expletives excoriating the Female Supremacy Party and the Bonobo Way. Instead, we are gratified to receive another endorsement of Tara for President, proving that there is hope for this great and complex country of ours sprouting up like corn from the Heartland.

When Tara proclaims her willingness to pander to voters, I ask her to put her boobies where her mouth is. She balks at first, saying it’s too much trouble to get her big natural bazoombas out of her buttoned up Presidential shirt and bra, she gives the voters what they want and proceeds to #FreetheNipple(s), whereupon the rest of us follow suit, and oodles of pretty titties and nippies come out, like confetti at a convention.

More spankings and Communions ensue with Jacquie, Jay and the world’s biggest baby/bully, Trumpty Dumpty who takes a great fall, at least on this show, and even gets trampled. It’s great Sex Therapy for the Trumpocalypse, Bonobo-style. Certainly, it release a lot of our frustrations through BDSM and laughter, and we hope it releases yours too.

U.S. Presidential Candidate Tara’s Enhanced Interrogation Team. Photo: Unscene Abe

Highlight of the Afterparty: Auto-fellatio performed by Jay Toriko! Such talent we have on The Dr. Susan Block Show. Coming soon to Clip-O-Rama.

RƎVO˩utionaries. Photo: Unscene Abe

Up right now: My UC Berkeley talk on The Bonobo Way at the 5th International Conference on the Future of Monogamy and Nonmonogamy. Coming soon: The Bonobo Way of FemDom Power from DomCon LA. This Sunday: I’ll be talking about bonobos, sex, love and peace in beautiful, balmy Laguna Beach the Inner Journey on KX 93.5 FM with Greg Friedman. Catch us if you can sometime this summer. It’s a hot one. Stay bonobo.

© July 31, 2016. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 310-568-0066.

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Length 1:26:46 Date: May 9, 2020

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by Dr. Susan Block.

Mother’s Day is MILF Day on DrSuzy.Tv, as we continue celebrating Masturbation Month 2020 with two sexy guest MILFs—one of whom lactates and squirts for us—and we say farewell to the great Little Richard, Father of Rock ‘n’ Roll and sex revolutionary for our “Tutti Frutti” times.

Masked up and physical-distancing in the Womb Room. Photo: Harry Sapien

It’s our seventh Bedside Chat of the Coronapocalypse. Inspired by FDR’s Fireside Chats, our goal is to warm you up in times of hardship… as well as heat you up in times of hardness—or wetness.

No partner? No problem!

Remember, it’s the “M” Month.

Hands down (and between your legs); in self-isolation, the best sex is masturbation.

Photo 1: Selfie. Photos 2-5: Harry Sapien

And you know you need an erotic outlet during these bored, frightening, dazed and confusing times.

So quit yapping and get fapping!

Mom and Masturbation

It’s also Mother’s Day—technically Mother’s Day Eve—if you’re tuned in live.

How Mom reacts to our first forays into self-pleasure—whether she punishes, encourages, inhibits or ignores you—has a big influence on our developing sexuality.

I’ve often wondered: How can these apparently opposite celebrations—chaste and wholesome Mother’s Day and wild and whacky Masturbation Month—coexist in the same moon cycle?

It just doesn’t seem right.

Then again, solo sex is almost always the very first erotic activity of our lives. Even in utero, some of us touch ourselves. As babies, if we’re healthy, we play with any part of our bodies we can reach, but our genitals are especially exciting, because of the intensity of sensation.

For better and for worse, our beloved mothers are the ones who often “catch” us at this common pastime—which is really very innocent, albeit freighted with fears and concerns for many people.

Capt'n Max, Capt'n Mom and Me. Photo: Steve Block

Capt’n Max, Capt’n Mom and Me back in 1993. Photo: Steve Block

How Mom reacts to our first forays into self-pleasure—whether she punishes, encourages, inhibits or ignores you—has a big influence on our developing sexuality.

Like most kids, I started playing with myself at around the time I started playing. Fortunately, my own Dr. Spock-influenced mom didn’t punish or even inhibit me for masturbating. But she didn’t exactly encourage me, nor did she ignore my early efforts at muffin-buffin’.

She did warn me to cool it in public–like when she caught me holding the sprinkler under my crotch on the front lawn, or sliding my hand under my skirt during the boring parts of the Passover Seder.

Most likely, she was just trying to keep me from getting arrested, raped, chastised by other adults or thrown in the looney bin (nympho wing). At the very least, Mom’s pragmatic attitude didn’t denigrate my budding sexuality.

She was also, even in those golden olden days, decades before Coronavirus made hand-washing hip, concerned about hygiene.

“Suzy,” she chided, “Your hands are dirty, and it’s clean down there.”

She was right about my hands—probably sticky with peanut butter and jelly, playbox sand or something I’d pulled out of my nose.

More important to my sexual development, I will always appreciate her designation of my ladyparts as “clean.”

She wasn’t George Carlin (“If God had intended us not to masturbate, He—or She—would have made our arms shorter”) or even Truman Capote (“The good thing about masturbation is you don’t have to dress up for it”), but at least Mom had an oddly sex-positive way of attempting to regulate my masturbatory passions. I suppose that’s one reason I’ve taken such great joy in self-pleasure and felt so little shame about it all these years.

If you missed getting Mom a Hitachi this year, there’s always next Mother’s Day. Photo: Jux Lii (taken from his monitor while physical-distancing)

Thank you and Happy Mother’s Day, Mom in Heaven!

So maybe May being shared by both Mother’s Day and Masturbation Month isn’t really so incongruous.

Then why not take it to the next level and give your Mom a Motorbunny or at least a Hitachi Magic Wand for a Mother’s Day present? One reason that the Hitachi is called a “massager” is so you can give one to your Mom, saying it’s for her back. Rest assured, she’ll know how to use it.

There’s also the even naughtier gift of getting your Mom laid by your best friend (or some reasonable facsimile). Though Barbara Scott, as played by Kay Parker, in Taboo, might appreciate that, it’s more likely to spring from the erotic theater of the mind of a son with a Mom fetish. Like Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg in Motherlover, but serious… or at least, seriously fantasizing.

Lots of guys, some gals (but mostly guys) and many gender-fluid people, have erotic fantasies about their mothers. Freud even came up with a name for the syndrome: the Oedipus Complex. If their ardor is not for their real mothers, perhaps a fantasy mom, an aunt, a special teacher, one of mom’s friends, a “mature” female celebrity or the sexy MILF next door.

Everyone loves MILFs!

National MILF Day is even a thing (though I think it should be international since MILF appreciation is certainly global)!

It’s the Bonobo Way!

Bonobos are not *just* great lovers; they’re also great mothers. And great MILFs (for their girlfriends’ sons).

Speaking of motherhood, May is also National Teen Pregnancy Prevention Month. And what better safe sex method is there for pregnancy prevention than the old five-finger knuckle shuffle?

Another good reason to make love to someone you love this month, and every month, especially if that someone is you.

And don’t forget to wash your hands before you do. Remember what my mama said!

My Mom (before she was a mom).

Then you can lick your fingers…

Mother Earth & Her Problem Children

In terms of the Coronapocalypse, the good news is that Quarantine is giving our Great Mother of us all, Mother Earth, a much needed break from the stinky, rotten, massively lethal messes made by her “smartest” and worst problem children.

Let’s chat about our Great Mother who is spanking us all with COVID-19 for making such a mess of her beautiful home (which is also our home)! Photo: Harry Sapien

The forefathers of various religions might punish you for “onanism” (even though the Biblical Onan wasn’t even masturbating; he was just practicing coitus interruptus), but Mother Earth doesn’t mind.

In fact, She blesses us for practicing self-pleasure with easy orgasms.

And who knows… an orgasm a day might keep the Coronavirus away!

The bad news (well, some of the bad news) is that COVID-19 can be transmitted via semen, which experts said wasn’t true a few weeks ago, but now they say it is.

It’s all so confusing!

Not that you could easily have sex in person anyway—unless your dick is six feet long, or you’re using a sex toy on the end of a broomstick.

Masturbation is Ecosexual. Photo: Selfie

Masturbation is Ecosexual. We do it with Mother Earth’s blessings. Photo: Selfie

Or you could just masturbate!

Make it interpersonal by having phone sex, camming or sexting.

Want to know more about all of that?

Of course, you do. It’s looking more and more like the future of sex.

Look into my crystal ball… tune into Marabelle Blue’s excellent interview with me on KEM Top Talk radio, where we delve into the ins and outs of masturbation, phone sex and other kinds of virtual sex as well as phone sex therapy and healing your sexual shame…

More good news for Mother Earth: The Trumpus’ poll numbers are plummeting!

More bad news: He’s still our Presidunce, and the American death count is rising, even as this Tyrannical Toddler and his mostly Caucasian cult followers insist on “opening” the country prematurely, bringing back noxious pollution, hurting Mother Earth and sending thousands of “essential” workers (most notoriously in the meat-packing industry) and their family members to their deaths.

Photos: Harry Sapien

Talk about a problem child. This Big Baby-in-Chief definitely has Mommy Issues.

RIP Little Richard, Tutti Frutti Sex Revolutionary

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Before we open up our Bedside Chat to our fabulous guests, we say farewell to the one and only Little Richard who just left Mother Earth on his way to Rock ‘n’ Roll Heaven.

Not *just* the Father of Rock ‘n’ Roll, Little Richard was also an erotic pioneer for the Sexual Revolution and Gay Liberation… paving the way for many people to embrace their own not-so-straight sexuality.

It was cancer, not the coronavirus, that took the life of the 87-year-old rock music pioneer known to the world as Little Richard.

But Good Golly Miss Molly, it’s still hard to lose such a blessing to our culture, especially when gifted ground-breakers like Little Richard seem to be rarer than ever.

In fact, there was nobody like Richard Wayne Penniman, the dirt-poor dishwasher who transformed himself into the self-dubbed “Architect of Rock ‘n’ Roll.” Yes, his ego was big as his towering hairdo, but he deserved that honor and many more, profoundly influencing the Beatles, the Stones, Elvis, Hendrix, Bowie, Patti Smith, Prince, MJ, everybody!

Not only did he inspire future generations of rock, Little Richard was also an erotic pioneer for the Sexual Revolution and Gay Liberation. I’m no music critic, but as a sexologist, I’d like to credit him with paving the way for many people to embrace their own not-so-straight sexuality.

He called himself “omnisexual” which is pretty much the same as “pansexual,” aka bonoboesque. In other words, he liked everybody. He was married, dated women and loved it when the ladies in his audience threw their panties at him as he performed, but he was also very much into guys. An avid cuckold, he enjoyed watching his girlfriends have sex with other men (which got him busted for “lewd conduct” in Macon, Georgia). Other times, he’d just get it on with the men himself; no girlfriend necessary.

However, Little Richard was a devout Christian whose father kicked him out of the family home for being “gay,” so he struggled with his desires for men throughout his life. He often denied or proclaimed that he’d “conquered” those feelings. Then, a few years or minutes later, he’d confess that he always was and always would be attracted to men.

Interestingly, he never seemed to struggle with what we call “crossdressing”—even making it an aspect of being a successful “crossover” musician in such segregated times. He later opined that his effeminate manner made him seem less of a threat to insecure white men who gave him easier access to “whites only” venues.

Little Richard was the King and the Queen of Rock ‘n’ Roll. His style was aggressively feminine: the bouffant pompadour, pancake makeup, mascara, powder like his beautiful mother used, lots of glitter and flamboyant fashions during a very grey-flannel-suited time when flamboyance was not “in” for any man but Liberace. Indeed, this was years before Ziggy Stardust touched Earth and decades before Sir Elton donned his sequin shades or RuPaul’s Drag Race was even warming up.

Then there was Little Richard’s first major hit, “Tutti Frutti.” Sounds sweet as candy, but what is it?

When I first heard the song, I felt he was singing about me, “Got a gal named Sue / She knows just what to do.”

Though I had no clue what to do.

“A-wop-bop, a-loo-mop, a-lop-bam-boom” was, apparently, the answer, but what was that?

Years later, I learned the true meaning of the mysteriously tasty Tutti Frutti: anal sex.

The original lyrics he couldn’t record in-studio were “Tutti Frutti, good booty / If it’s tight, it’s all right / If it don’t fit, don’t force it / You can grease it, make it easy…”

So Little Richard was a sex educator too, teaching us how to make sweet backdoor love without force and with a lot of lube.

He wasn’t shy about the centrality of his libido, though he usually framed it with a disarming rhyme. When asked about rockabilly music, Little Richard didn’t miss a beat, “I don’t know about rockabilly, but I been rockin’ willy for years.”

Last but not at all least, Little Richard was a great integrator, bringing black and white people together from their strictly segregated sections of the club, sock hop or concert hall and into the aisles to dance. It was revolutionary, it was very bonobo and it’s the type of revolution we as a society need again and again and right now.

We love you, Little Richard, and we are grateful for all you have done for our sexuality, our culture and to heal the wounds of our bigotry.

Little Richard Rising from the Fire.

Go get that Tutti Frutti Booty in Rock ‘n’ Roll Heaven, Baby!

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Mom & Domme

Our first guest joining us via Zoom from San Francisco is Avarice Noir, a MILF who also happens to be a FemDom.

Interviewing Avarice Noir, Mom and Domme.

We chat about the challenges of balancing motherhood and sex work in a society that generally doesn’t *see* mothers as sex workers or vice versa.

Fortunately, the Coronapocalypse isn’t hurting Avarice too much.

Even though the John-in-Chief refuses to acknowledge that sex work is work and send COVID-19 relief checks to sex workers, Avarice did receive a check thanks to her “other” job in the food industry.

Of course, one measly $1200 check doesn’t make a dent in a San Franciscan’s expenses, but it’s $1200 more than most American sex workers are getting.

Lusty Ladies Sunshine and Avarice

Avarice Noir met Sunshine (rocking her “Happy MILF Day” tank top) when they were both strippers at the Lusty Lady in San Francisco.

At that point, Avarice’s child was just two, so she was lactating. She even let Sunshine suckle some of the milk from her breast, an experience that Sunshine has never forgotten.

Avarice isn’t lactating anymore, but our lactation conversation leads us to examining the rather erotic depictions of “The Lactation of St. Bernard.”

No, this has nothing to do with big shaggy Alpine dogs.

It’s the tale of a Catholic saint who had a “vision” (which, as a sex therapist, I would call a “fantasy”) that the Virgin Mother Mary squirted her divine breast milk into his open mouth. Some versions have her squirting it into his eye, instantly curing him of some sort of ancient eye infection.

Apparently, this story had a profound effect on Sunshine when she was an art student and studied paintings of the piety-laced lactation-fetish “miracle” in her art history class.

Some depictions show Mary taking a break from nursing the future Savior of Humanity, squeezing her Holy Bosom, a long shimmering arc of Virgin Mother’s Milk flowing forth in lucky Bernie’s direction.

Avarice isn’t currently lactating, but she does show us some of the bondage toys she uses to discipline her clients, including a shiny, sinister-looking cock cage that acts as a chastity device.

It’s kind of an “anti-masturbation” device, she explains, as we discuss Masturbation Month, for those who have a fetish for being frustrated.

Though many submissive men fantasize about a dominant mother or “Domme-y Mommy,” Avarice doesn’t get such requests. Maybe she will when she’s a little older.

When I ask her why she chose the name “Avarice,” which would make a great name for a FinDom (financial dominatrix) as it means “greedy,” she explains that she is not just greedy for money, but for many other good things in life.

Happy Mother’s Day, Avarice!

Avarice shows off her “anti-masturbation” cock cage.

And to all Moms who are Dommes or other types of sex workers: We love and appreciate you all.

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The following section contains explicit images of beautiful female nudity and uncensored sexuality. Proceed at your own risk (you’ll be glad you did).

Meet The Lebowskis: Bunnie & the Dude

Next up via Zoom is porno couple Bunnie and the Dude.

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If you like the Coen Brothers’ irreverent cinematic ode to bowling and pedicures, The Big Lebowski, you’ll love The Lebowskis.

In fact when Bunnie met the Dude, one of the many things that drew them together was their love for the 1998 cult comedy.

Bunnie is just as sexy as “Bunny” (no, that’s not a typo; they spell it differently), The Big Lebowski’s title character’s resident sex worker/trophy wife (played by Tara Reid), though a lot more down to earth.

“Will you suck cock for $1000?” I ask Bunnie, referencing one of Bunny’s great lines.

“I’ll just go find a cash machine,” deadpans the Dude, referencing the response of the original Dude (Jeff Bridges).

Momma Mammaries.

While Bunny and the Dude in the movie have an inherently problematic relationship, to say the least, this Bunnie and Dude seem made for each other.

They are the perfect porno couple; exuberant, exhibitionistic, affectionate, caring, in love and in lust.

They’re also funny enough to be a comedy team, but they like Bunnie sex and Dude-ishness too much to derail their home-based porno project.

AND they just had a baby!

This is why Bunnie’s a little late to our interview; she was feeding the kid.

Which means, yes, she’s lactating.

When the Dude confesses to sharing the other Dude’s preference for White Russians, I have to ask if he drinks them with breast milk.

Yes, El Duderino affirms, he most certainly does.

Wow! Lactating Mother on Mother’s Day

Then Bunnie pulls out one of her gorgeous, gigantic (36G), all-natural boobs, squeezing her right nipple until a pearl of breast milk emerges.

His Dudeness licks that sweet stuff up: the perfect White Russian, minus the vodka and Kahlua.

Boobalicious Bunnie and the Abiding Dude also revel in being “hairy,” a burgeoning fetish among fans who prefer their porn stars to be au naturel rather than shaved and hairless.

To start the Lebowski Hairy Tour, Bunnie makes a point of showing off her hirsute armpit hair which His Dudeness makes a point of licking.

Of course, like the original Duderino, this Dude has a bushy beard, even bushier than the original. Or maybe just being a new dad means no time for trimming.

Then again, maybe his trichophile fans prefer it that way, along with his hairy chest, of course.

No manscaping for this Dude!

But it’s Bunnie’s luxuriant bush that beckons us.

Does that make us pubephiles?

Political animal that I am, I feel moved to differentiate Bunnie’s “good bush” from the Bad Bush who occupied the White House from 2001-2008, lied and cheated America into two horrific and fruitless Perma Wars, botched his response to the Katrina disaster and, despite his recent attempts at rehabilitation, will never live down being America’s worst Presidunce… besides tRump.

Not only is Bunnie’s vulva bushy, it’s ginger! This is a delightful surprise since her head hair is a medium brown.

Happy MILF Day Kiss

Bunnie’s bush inspires Sunshine’s to come out from under her panties.

My own wondrous vulva isn’t very bushy, but it comes out anyway.

I haven’t seen this many pussies since Labia Day!

Thanks to our requests and her exhibitionism, soon Bunnie is completely naked, legs spread, balancing on her toes, reminding us that she’s an amateur gymnast.

The Dude then begins his expert fingering (aka masturbating her), and before we can say, “It’s Holy Water, Brothers and Sisters,” she’s squirting.

What a beautiful baptism for MILF Day!

What a beautiful, versatile couple. They even did “pregnancy porn” when Bunnie was expecting.

The one thing they have yet to do is anal sex. No “Tutti Frutti” for the Lebowskis… yet.

With their fans clamoring for it, they are prudently saving Bunnie’s virgin butthole for “later.”

Meanwhile, they share numerous other sexual activities, and they are thriving in the Coronapocalypse.

Even though she’s a brand new mom, Bunnie loves sex and couldn’t wait to get back into camming as soon as she healed from giving birth.

What true sex performers!

We appreciate them both and look forward to having them back on the show, maybe in-person when they’re in LA, post-Coronapocalypse.

Meanwhile… Happy MILF, MILF-lovers and Mother’s Day to the Lebowskis and all the sexy parents and child-free “parent figures” out there!

Happy Mother’s Day and Merry Masturbation Month to the Godmother of Masturbation, Dr. Betty Dodson. Photo: Harry Sapien

A special shout-out to my own child-free masturbation “mom,” actually the “Godmother of Masturbation,” who taught me things my biological mother never would in her seminal book, Sex for One (then called Liberating Masturbation), Dr. Betty Dodson.

She Bop, We Bop, A-Wop-Bop, a-Loo-Mop, a-Lop-Bam-Boom!

“Social Distancing” is an inherently misleading phrase for what we’re doing in the Coronapocalypse since many of us are as social as ever; we’re just connecting through social media.

Bonoboville Banditos. Photo: Jux Lii (taken from his monitor while watching DrSuzy.Tv from his quarantine)

COVID-19 isn’t social; you can’t catch it through Twitter (though all those Trending Topics can drive you insane).

You catch it through physical proximity to someone who has it, especially if they’re coughing and sneezing all over you, or even just exhaling near you.

That’s why we need physical distancing.

Still, it’s not an exact science, and even our most esteemed scientists, along with our sleazy politicians, are giving us mixed messages about how to maintain physical distance as American “opens” for work and play.

Photo 1: Harry Sapien. Photos 2 & 3: Sunshine McWane. Photos 3 & 5: Selfies

My way of handling physical distancing is to mask up as we set up and start the show.

Then, with the crew at a distance, Sunshine and I, keeping our six-foot-apart distance (more or less) take off our masks to interview our guests on Zoom.

Post-show, we put the masks back on to pose for a few post-show photos with Capt’n Max, Ana (another great Mom and MILF) and Miguel.

Speaking of Moms and masturbation, Sunshine says her mom never discussed the subject, except to let her daughter know (as an adult) that her favorite Cyndi Lauper song from her childhood, “She-Bop,” is all about it.

That explains Uncle Siggy’s Master Bingo and the self-service station.

Indeed, she bop, he bop, we bop.

And in the words of the immortal Francois de la Brioskee, “Everybody bops” (especially in quarantine).

Technically, Capt’n Max and I could have any type of sex, since we are sheltering together, but we bop too.

At least, mutual bopping is a favorite sexual activity of ours, as it is for so many couples.

Photos: Selfies

Thus, we bop our way into “a-wop-bop, a-loo-mop, a-lop-bam-boom” heaven.

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