Masturbation Month Kick-Off 2016 on DrSuzy.Tv. Photo: Jux Lii

by Dr. Susan Block

Merry Masturbation Month, Brothers and Sinners, Wankers, Yankers, Sperm-Bankers and Monkey-Spankers… In this bubbly celebration of self-pleasure, broadcasting live from Bonoboville, we kick off the M Month with a bang, a buzz, an orgasm, a squirt and a rush of pink-and-blue May-Day-infused communal ecstasy. It’s the pre-game show, bonobo-style. We also lick up some luscious Bonoboville Communion, take in a little M Month history, share funny masturbation stories and present my 8 Great Benefits of Masturbation… because self-pleasure doesn’t *just* feel good; it is good for you.

Discussing the benefits of masturbation with Dayton Rains and Savannah Fyre.  Photo: Ono Bo

I open our blast-off into the Mmmm Month straddling the Sybian—an excellent mechanical masturbation device that, without attachments, makes me feel like I’m riding an extra-special vibrating horsey on a magical Merry-Go-Round—which I continue to ride merrily throughout much of the evening.

So yes, those sighs of pleasure you hear from me on this show are quite real. You can also hear a variety of sighs, gasps, gigglegasms and screams of climactic joy from my fabulous guests and crew live on the eve of the M Month.

Savannah Fyres Up Masturbation Month

Our featured guest is Savannah Fyre, a webcam and porn performer with 360 Models Agency, a real-life MILF who looks like she’s still a college girl. In fact, Ms. Fyre is a graduate of the University of Maryland with a major in psychology and a great personal interest in bonobos which she first learned about in one of her (and my) favorite books, Sex at Dawn by Drs. Christopher Ryan and Cacilda Jethas.  For that, I give her a good sorority-sisterhood book-spanking and then a book-signing of The Bonobo Way.

Indeed, Savannah is quite the bonoboësque gal, with her lovely, limber, plastic-surgery-free body—all natural 32C’s, pert butt, curly-haired bush, curious mind and liberated attitude. She’s also very helpful—a very bonoboësque trait—acting as much like an on-set assistant as a featured guest—until she steals the show.

PHOTOS 1 & 2: ANDREW SKORS.  PHOTO 3 & 4: ONO BO.

That’s when Ms. Fyre really releases her inner bonobo, bringing the night to a dramatic, sexy and soulful climax. A few minutes before midnight chronologically launches us into the M Month, Savannah places a Glyde America vegan condom-covered Hitachi Magic Wand on her moist vulva, and proceeds to launch herself into a powerful orgasm and the rest of us into a state of collective erotic rapture. And so cums Masturbation Month as we cum into it!

Is Savannah’s orgasm real? Debates arise during and after the show; after all, she is a webcam professional. I believe her orgasm is real and, if not, she is an excellent actress. I am right next to her as she cums, and her body language is genuine and natural as her curly brown bush. Plus she squirts!

PHOTO 1: ONO BO. PHOTO 2 & 4: ANDREW SKORS. PHOTO 3: UNSCENE ABE

Dayton Rides the Mad X Bike

Savannah isn’t the only active muffin-buffer on this show. Our very own Dayton Rains—award-winning porn star, webcam and phone therapist with the Institute, as well as associate producer for DrSuzy.Tv—greets the merry month of May with a number of intriguing vibrating devices. She even has a vibrating massager bed chair backrest in which she reclines while polishing her pearl with a Trojan Bullet. Now all she needs is a beer and a ballgame on the boob tube, and she’s all set for skiddle-diddling couch-potato heaven.

Dayton’s own boobs are on full display in her lovely springy pink and blue bikini, perky and large (32DD) doing a Bosom Ballet to welcome the M Month, and even dancing around a “Maypole,” as we discuss whether titty-fucking is a type of masturbation. The verdict? It isn’t, unless you’re really stretching the meaning of masturbation to include having partner sex with someone who treats your body like a jack or jill-off toy.

PHOTO 1: ONO BO.  PHOTOS 2 & 3: ANDREW SKORS

Dayton also rides the Mad-X-Bike, or at least gives it the old pornstar college try.  But the fact is, over the last year or so of multiple trips and orgasms—with many thanks to the likes of Odette Delacroix, Layla Sin, Amor Hilton, Monica Monroe, Loni Legend and Onyx Muse to name a few—we have ridden the wheels off this thing. Not that it ever had wheels, but the original dildo attachment fell off. So our in-house Villa Bonobo master mechanic Gonzo “fixes” it with a Sybian attachment duct-taped to the bike. Not only does the duct-tape make the thing look like something out of Red Neck Repairs Digest, but the dildo keeps slipping out, and we all know how frustrating that can be. Dayton tries riding it in every position, even reverse cowgirl, which does give us a nice view of the condom-covered dong, slathered in Astroglide, going in and out of her Womb Room. Finally, she faces forward and hunkers down on the Mad X Bike’s internal Hitachi, and that seems to almost get her off, but it’s just too funny, and she bursts into gales of laughter and has a gigglegasm, which can be almost as good as an orgasm.

Nevertheless, we can’t wait until Nick Salazar sends us a NEW (and improved) Mad X Bike (hint hint)!

Me$$ed Up Manhandles His Manhandle

This incites a sapiosexually stimulating conversation about performance masturbation versus private masturbation. In performance masturbation, which both Dayton and Savannah do with some frequency, its all about exhibiting your body to please your audience; more about showing off than getting off. Private masturbation is focused on you and your pleasure. Both are wonderful sexual activities for different reasons (see our list of 8 Great Benefits), and we celebrate both in the M Month.

Suddenly, into our Mad X Jill-Off party strides a masturbating man! Yes indeed, our own Me$$ed Up, aka Roberto Bonobo, who wowed the crowd with his rap-and-roll at our 24th Wedding Anniversary, enters the show wearing nothing but pink boxers, cock in hand, wanking away, welcoming the month of May.

This brings out the “getting caught” masturbating stories from both Me$$ed Up and Capt’n Max. True confessions time…

PHOTOS 1 & 4: ONO BO.  PHOTOS 2 & 3: UNSCENE ABE

You’ll have to listen to or watch the show for details, but one of the “morals” of these stories is: if you get caught masturbating while working, perhaps you need to get a job masturbating while working. Nowadays, with camming as easy as using your phone, anyone can try it, though only the best can make a living at it.

Catholic Bonoboville Communion

Most organized religions are anti-masturbation, and over the years, Catholicism has posed some of the sternest injunctions against masturbation, as well as most other types of sex too, though some of the worst damnation is reserved for wankers. So it is with great passion and a spirit of adventure that Catholic-raised Savannah Fyre takes her first Bonoboville Communion with Agwa from our Altar Girl Dayton Rains’ busty altar. And the congregation sings Hallelujah! Amen. AWOMEN. Another sublime Blessing of the Boobies.

Agwa-Boarding, aka Bonoboville Communion. Photo: Ono Bo

Then, transfixed by the transcendent Divine Interventions Jesus Jackhammer dildo, Savannah slides it between her lips, whereupon I declare, “Jesus is in her now!”

Jake, Snake & Yossi’s Cake

Also in tha house: Kinkstar Simon Odysseus Blaise, here in support of friend Savannah Fyre, and Handsome Hollywood Jake, also supporting Savannah as she takes off his shirt and he removes her dress. In the beginning of the show, Snake Eve (now 16 years old!) makes a brief appearance as we talk about how snakes masturbate by rubbing themselves against rocks. Post show, the sculptor Yossi Vardan presents us with a large “Happy M Month” chocolate cake, drizzled with sperm-white cream and berries. and an even larger bottle of vodka.

PHOTOS 1-3: UNSCENE ABE

Yes indeed, Brothers and Sisters, we have much to celebrate and even more to anticipate! Sexual Positions this Saturday, DomCon on May 21st, and AASECT on June 11 in San Juan, just to name a few…

Yossi’s Cake. Photo: Unscene Abe

Meanwhile, let’s dance around the Maypole or in the Womb Room and celebrate the Month of May. Of course, you can masturbate any month, any day or time you want. But Masturbation Month is when we celebrate and honor the art and science of self-pleasure. And if you need a hand, you know who to call…

© May 1, 2016. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 310-568-0066.

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Length 01:47:44 Date: Oct. 13th, 2018

by Dr. Susan Block

If the ongoing Trumpocalyptic Kavanaughmageddon has you reeling, this show will get you feeling really good.

Kink Month 2, 2018: Ikkor the Wolf, Tuesday Conner, Onyx DeValle, Anthony Davis with tRUMP, Mistress Lila Sage, Dr. Suzy, Kavanaughty, Blossom Green, Cecily Simcoxxx, Krystal Mac. Photo: Jux Lii

From Blue Wave motivation to Commedia Erotica delight, quadruple-boobalicious Bonoboville Communion to kinky FemDom flogging and sassy striptease to sapiosexual spoken word poetry delivered in tandem with an operatic, naked Motorbunny orgasm, we put the Super-Kink in Kink Month. 

Lux et Veritas: Light & Truth shines on a spontaneous performance of Orgasms & Poetry in the Womb Room. Photo: Jux Lii

Welcome All Humans!

Though we encourage you to vote Blue to mitigate the mounting fascistic tendencies of all three branches of America’s government, the Big Tent of Bonoboville (BOOnoBOOville during Kink Month) welcomes all comers (in every sense of the word).

Welcome to BOOnoBOOville’s Big Tent! Photo: Selfie

To borrow a theme from brilliant former punk rock singer, Beto O’Rourke, who is now running for Texas Senator against the odious Ted Cruz: If you’re a Republican, you’re in the right place. If you’re a Democrat, you’re in the right place. If you’re an Independent, you’re in the right place. If you’re a human being, you’re in the right place.

This “place,” my Womb Room, opens wide for all human beings, “bonobo sapiens” (humans who like bonobos) as well as the bonobos themselves (save the bonobos!), and the rest of our fellow animals who walk, fly, slither and swim through our beautiful blue-green planet, our collective Mother Earth. To paraphrase Beto, we’re for human beings in general as opposed to corporations (which have been given human rights to the detriment of most regular humans) in particular, Super PACs (much more hazardous to human health than Super Kinks), and the special interests of the ultra-greedy billionaire class whose dark money has put a reactionary, fascistic, gas-guzzling, ecocidal, sex-negative stranglehold on all three branches of American national governance. 

I call my philosophy The Bonobo Way, using our closest genetic cousins, the bonobo chimpanzees, as an inspirational great ape paradigm for great sex, female empowerment, male well-being and peace through pleasure.

Millennial Blues: Ride the Wave

Though BOOnoBOOville is open to all—red, blue, green, purple or rainbow—there’s no doubt that my own view is pretty Blue.

BOOnoBOOville is OPEN, and so is the Bar! Photo: Selfie

One reason why so many people support the MAGA myth (though they’re still a small minority of Americans) is that the Presidunce is entertaining. You love him or you hate him, and even if you hate him, even if you’re not a “hater,” you can’t believe what he’s saying, so you can’t look away. The real Kanye West visit to the Oval Office (with Jim Brown, whom I interviewed when I was on KFOX radio!) is more absurd than the Saturday Night Live version. They’re both cartoon characters in “Kardashian’s Apprentice: A Superman Daddy Fantasy.” Very entertaining… except all of our lives are at stake.

Kardashian’s Apprentice: Daddy, Let Me Sit in Your Lap.

The hollow chuckles continue as I write this, with the Trumpus’ big-baby-bully taunt to 60 Minutes’ Leslie Stahl, “I’m the president and you’re not” right after insisting, “I’m not a baby.” This is why we Witches of BOOnoBOOville keep our Big Baby Trump doll under gag order with a penis pacifier.

The Trumpus is entertaining. Check out his Mario Kart mushroom. But we keep the Big Demonic Baby under gag order with a penis pacifier so he can’t talk shit. Photo 2G

This is also why I commence this sex-sational second DrSuzy.Tv show of Kink Month, 2018 with a plea to my fellow Blues to get off their beautiful, spankable asses and vote.

On this show, I direct a plea primarily to Millennials, most of whom (so I’ve heard) are anti-Trump and anti-Trumpism: Vote! I know it’s less fun for you than burying your head in your Iphone, but our country needs your help right now. Like the meme says, “You can’t fix stupid but you can vote it out.” Don’t depend on my embarrassingly stupid generation, the Baby Boomers, that once was relatively smart and sincerely fighting for equality and ecology, taking our bonoboesque “Make Love Not War” stance to the streets to protest American aggression in Vietnam. We ended that stupid war and got that stupid President Tricky Dick Nixon (though compared to the current Presidunce, he was pretty smart) to resign. We were revolutionaries in those times, but now too many of us have turned into rabid reactionaries. Stupid reactionaries that could destroy the future of human and other animal life on Earth, which will afflict you Millennials far more than us older folks who will be long gone by the time Nashville becomes a coastal city.

Like many liberals (a much maligned, misused term, but it’s original definition of “open” really fits), I am hoping that the Dems can at least take back Congress in November, but I admit I’m scared that the same mainstream media that predicted a massive Trump loss in 2016 might not be on track with its predictions for a massive Blue Wave in 2018.

PHOTOS: JUX LII

A little bit of fear is exciting, like spice in your salami, but too much fear (panic) spoils the meat.

Kavanaugh Hexes & Anti-Sex Worker Laws

My sex-therapeutic prescription for myself and fellow panicky liberals for surviving and even thriving through these trying Trumpocalyptic times is a mixture of the Two E’s: Engagement and Escape.

Showing Off My Magic Dildonic Vibrating Broom: A Must-Have for the Scary Season! Photo: 2G

This show features some of both, starting with my exhortation for engagement, delivering a taste of my traditional Halloween Ode to the Scary Season, performed in my silver witch’s hat while riding one of my Magic Dildonic Vibrating Brooms.

Zooming on My Broom through the Womb Room. Photo: Slick Rick

I zoom around the room, feeling the good vibrations, goosing the guests, in solidarity with the kinky witches of Catland Books who plan to “hex” the hastily sworn-in abominable Justice Kavanaugh in a public event, part of the proceeds going to Planned Parenthood and LGBTQ homeless.

Their timing is right with Crybaby Kavanaugh now out of the fake news and on the Supreme Court, laying bare the odious arrogance of our Dark Money-corrupted Senate lining up to kiss the orange ass of our sociopathic pussygrabbing narcissistic Presidunce. It’s the same kind of arrogance, whether we’re talking about sexual assault, sucking up to billionaires and corporations while stepping on the backs of the people, beefing up the Perma-War while cutting life-saving programs, or denying Climate Change while the east coast is flooded and the west is on fire. Trump, Mitch McConnell, Lindsay Graham and Susan Collins used that arrogance, literally fueled by Dark Money, to forcibly push an utterly unqualified liar whom Ralph Nader called a “corporation masquerading as a human being” into the SCOTUS.

Keeping Kavanaugh under gag order with Trump TP. Photo: 2G

It’s the Rape of the Marble Palace, and you know I don’t use that word “rape” lightly…

PHOTO 1: 2G. PHOTO 2: ABE BONOBO. PHOTO 3: JUX LII

This is why we keep our Kavanaughty doll under gag order with a wad of Trumpus Toilet Paper.

Doing Our Trump & Kavanaugh Voodoo Therapy, Best We Can. Photo: Slick Rick

As for the hex itself, it couldn’t be any more ineffective than the Senate Democrats’ continually thwarted attempts to keep #KavaNo off the Court (though the Dems are by far the lesser of the two political evils and our endangered, gerrymandered democracy needs every Blue vote it can get this election). Here on DrSuzy.Tv, we’ve been trying Voodoo on our Trump and Kavanaugh dolls—which did make Trump’s hair fall off when he boarded that plane.

Voodoo works! Or maybe just another bad hair day on Airforce One.

Also we’re pretty sure it’s what made Kavanaugh cry which in and of itself would have disqualified him for a lifetime position on America’s highest court if there were a preponderance of “adults in the room.” However (sigh), the room of the Judiciary Committee is filled with big baby boys, and the Trumpus is still our Climate-Change denying Presidunce while Beery Brett has been elevated to the Supremes. And where is Dr. Christine Blassey Ford? Probably in hiding from death threats and Trump’s own pointed insults. “It helped us win,” is his demonic excuse to 60 Minutes.

Babysitting the Little Monsters. Photo: Jux Lii

Meanwhile, as we were transfixed by the Supreme soap opera, Congress passed another big tax cut for billionaires, and the House passed Bill HR 6729 that makes SESTA/FOSTA even worse, enabling banks to spy on and report the financial information of sex workers, as well as websites and publications that support them. Sadly, this bill has some Democratic support, but is overwhelmingly approved by Republican congressmen. Yes, even those with mistresses. It’s the age of audacity for the white male sexist bigot, with poster boys Trumpty Dumpty and Kavanaughty.

VICE Co-Founder Gavin McInnes fronts the ultra-nationalist Proud Boys  (AP File Photo/Marcio Jose Sanchez)

Also, over the weekend, emboldened by Trumpism and Beery Brett’s “win,” the far-right ultra-nationalist “Western Chauvinist” violent thug movement headed up by Gavin McInnes (co-founder of Vice Media) that calls themselves “Proud Boys” were channeling their fascistic, misogynistic, homoerotic desires into brawling and beating up anti-fascist protestors while yelling “faggot” on both coasts. Yeah, it’s pretty ugly out there.

Proud Boys after beating up AntiFa in New York. Scary, Not Sexy!

So, go on and cast your spells, hexes, voodoo, do your Trump surrogate spankings and erotic theater therapy—whatever floats your banana boat, but still, ya gotta VOTE.

“I don’t want a Revolution I can’t dance to,” said Emma Goldman and Me. Photo: G2

That being said, it’s time to party! Yes indeed, all engagement (work) and no escape (play) makes us dull, depressed and panicked(!), which is no way to resist anything. As Emma Goldman said, “I don’t want a revolution I can’t dance to.”  So dance we do! And a whole lot more.

On With the Show

My guests are a marvelous mix of kink, comedy and raw orgasmic sex in eye-popping outfits.

Starting Line-Up: Mistress Lila Sage, Krystal Mac, Blossom Green. Photo: Jux Lii

Starting to my left is FemDom Mistress Lila Sage, a strikingly attractive redhead decked out in black latex by The Stockroom, the originators of the Kink Month concept for the furtherment of sex accessory sales, sex education and good vibrations.

Mistress Lila Sage models her Kink Month perfect Stockroom latex dress and sexy high heels. Photo: 2G

It’s the lovely Ms. Lila’s virgin Dr. Susan Block Show, though I’m pretty sure I spotted this beauty at DomCon 2018. She’ll be joining us for DomCon 2019, so make your reservations now!

PHOTOS 1&2: JUX LII.  PHOTOS 3&4: SLICK RICK

Moving around my Womb Room, we have curvaceous musician/camgal/makeup artist Krystal Mac in fishnet body suit and booty shorts with an incongruously sexy flannel shirt wrapped around her wiggly hips.

Krystal Mac Style. Photo: Slick Rick.

I can’t help thinking of Crystal Meth when I say her name, but she assures us she’s into “Macs” (the Big Ones), not Meth.

Mac & Cheesey. Photo: Jux Lii

Next to Krystal is my show assistant, awesome Blossom Green wearing red and black fishnets of the exact same size as Ms. Mac. Moreover, both sport matching kittycat (pussy!) ears.  

A Mistress & Two Kittycats. Photo: Jux Lii

Blossom helps me negotiate quite a cast of horny and garrulous guests, some of whom we expected and others we didn’t, but that’s why they call The Dr. Susan Block Show the “greatest sexuality show on Earth”… Because the best laid plans may not get you laid the way you planned.

Flogging Blossom’s Bottom with Goddess Phoenix’s fabulous fiber optic whip. Photo: 2G

This being no time to spank Blossom’s black sequin bottom on this show, we make up for that in the post-show at the bar when I thrash it good with Glamazon Goddess Phoenix’s fabulous fiber optic flogger.

To my right is jovial comedian Anthony Davis, back for a second spin in the Womb Room, having survived our Masturbation Month Climax with his North Carolina-bred Baptist faith a bit shaken, but his marriage still intact.

PHOTOS: JUX LII

If Anthony was a female, I might call him “curvaceous.” Being a guy, and a straight married guy at that, I’ll say “husky,” you know, the Teddy Bear type. He’s a little nervous, but more relaxed and ready to participate in the evening’s festivities than last time, though he’s woefully dressed for Kink Month in an asexual dark green shirt and khaki pants.

PHOTOS: 2G

So we dress him up a bit. First I get him “lei’ed” with Agwa leaves, then Blossom puts her kitty ears on his happy head, and he’s such a “good” sport about all of it that he gets quite a few erotic goodies, which we hope his wife appreciates, even if it means holding it over his head to get something she wants in their marriage.

Like my sign says, “Only the good boys get the gifts that the bad girls bestow.”

Cecily Simcoxx in the Womb Room. Photo: Jux Lii

Anthony’s primary gift is being seated next to the amazing Cecily Simcoxxx. Yes, she loves cocks, but less obviously, she’s a former longshoreman (longshorewoman?) and real-life MILF mother of three, who loves to show off her banging body and bald head.

PHOTOS: SLICK RICK

In fact, Cecily pretty much steals this show.

Cecily’s sultry black and kink pink lingerie is a real crowd-pleaser. Photo: Jux Lii

Her slinky black dress is way too warm for the Womb Room, and Cecily’s so hot already, she strips it off, revealing a lacy pink-for-Kink-Month teddy that doesn’t cover much, to our Kink Month theme song Carmina Formosa’s “The Kinkster,” inspired by The Bonobo Way.

PHOTOS: JUX LII

Vavavoom Ms. Simcoxxx!

Spankable Cecily in the Womb Room. Photo: G2

I just have to spank that ass (after soto voce asking permission, of course).

Naughty Ms. Simcoxx gets Jux Leather finger-flogged. Photo: Jux Lii

Then she gives Anthony a lapdance he’ll never forget.

PHOTOS: SLICK RICK

His wife probably won’t ever let him forget either.

Lapping It Up on DrSuzy.Tv. Photo: Jux Lii

Exciting news: Cecily Simcoxxx has become a webcam and phone sex therapist with the Dr. Susan Block Institute.

PHOTOS: SLICK RICK

We’re delighted to work with Cecily in helping men, women, couples and groups handle their sexual problems and pleasures with insight, compassion, experience and eroticism. Call 310-568-0066 anytime to speak with her or one of our other Therapists Without Borders.

From Christian Saltines to Sexy Bonoboville Communion & Spanking

Since Cecily is already halfway there, I invite her to be an Altar Girl for our first Bonoboville Communion with Agwa de Bolivia Herbal Coca Leaf Liqueur.

In the Christian Church of Cecily’s childhood, Communion was performed with Christ’s “body” represented by “saltines,” she tells us, making a “yucky” face before admitting she’s also something of a witchy Wiccan.

Anthony approaches Bonobovill Communion Altar Girl Cecily Simcoxxx. Photo: Jux Lii

She’s excited to improve on that childhood religious trauma with Bonoboville Communion, and in a burst of heterosexual enthusiasm, chooses lucky Anthony to be her first recipient.

Sprinkling the Sacred Kinky Pink Himalayan Salt on the Altar. Photo: 2G

When Anthony avows that he’s never sipped a drop of alcohol in his entire life, I offer to give him Communion with water or orange juice.

Anthony dives in for Communion. Photo: Slick Rick

But no, after he takes his licks, he’s ready to join Beery Brett in trending alcoholic endeavors, and takes his Waterboarding Bonobo-Style like a good P.O.W., albeit with a quivering upper lip and a typical alcohol virgin’s reaction to their first sip.

Taking his first shot ever, Anthony gets Waterboarded, Bonobo-Style. Photo: 2G

Then I ask Mistress Lila if she’d like to demonstrate her FemDom skills for Kink Month, and she orchestrates a complex flogging.

Mistress Lila Sage flogs Anthony across our laps as I spank him with a Speakeasy Journal. Photo: Jux Lii

The bottom for this scene is—you guessed it—Lucky Anthony.

Since Mistress Lila is obviously the Top, wielding the whip and all, I guess that makes Cecily, Crystal, Blossom and I the “middle,” since big bear Anthony lays over all of our laps for his flogging.

I dig up a copy of Speakeasy Journal (Splosh ‘n’ Art edition) to spank his khaki ass, since the next edition will feature Spanking.

Happy Bday Millennial Onyx

When we come back from the break, Blossom brings in the cake for our own Onyx DeValle’s birthday.

Onyx delivers her birthday speech: “I love women.” Photo: 2G

Sporting pigtails and cut-off jeans for the occasion, Onyx looks about 12, but she’s really 27 placing her solidly among the Millennials. And yes, she will vote!

Birthday Hugs! Photo: Slick Rick

When I call for a “speech,” she declares, “I love women.” Even though the day before this show was “Coming Out Day,” this is news to nobody who knows Onyx. Then again, this is the first time our viewers are seeing Onyx since she is usually greeting guests, doing social media or taking photos, and this is her virgin appearance on the show.

She gives Blossom a sisterly hug and takes her first lick of creamy icing off my finger.

Sploshing Cecily with Onyx’s icing. Photo: Jux Lii

Unfortunately, she slurps it up so quick, no cameras catch it, though they do catch me slowly sploshing and licking up Onyx’s icing from Cecily’s nips as the show ends. Splosh!

Onyx does a Birthday Dance with her new Pussy Panties. Photo: 2G

I give Onyx a pair of kitty panties, not remembering I’d already given her one (proving, I suppose, that I truly do belong in my “stupid” Baby Boomer generation, albeit in more benign ways than supporting Trumpism), though Onyx graciously replies that she can always use another pair of kitty panties. Who couldn’t?

Krystal Communion

At this point, Krystal’s the only one who hasn’t yet been in the spotlight, so I invite her to participate in Communion.

Krystal takes Communion from Altar Girl Cecily. Photo: 2G

First she chooses to be the Communion recipient.

Fortunately, Cecily doesn’t mind playing Altar Girl again.

After a tussle with her body suit, Krystal reveals her Altar. Photo: Jux Lii

Then I suggest they switch roles, but at first, Krystal demurs.

Salting the Sacred Altar. Photo: 2G

Usually, when anyone rejects one of my suggestions, I simply move on. Consent is king and queen on DrSuzy.Tv. Bbut something tells me to ask Krystal if she really doesn’t want to be an Altar Girl or if she just has difficulty taking her top off. When she replies the latter, I waste no time enlisting Blossom to help Ms. Mac get those big jiggly 38DDs out of that tangle of fishnet and bra.

Success!

Waterboarding Ms. Simcoxx. Photo: 2G

What a beauteous quadruple-boobie Bonoboville Communion and Waterboarding!

And the Womb Room goes wild. Photo: 2G

Spoken Word & Orgasm

Returning to the Womb Room for the first time since our 25th Wedding Anniversary is actress/director/poet Tuesday Conner.

PHOTOS: JUX LII

She’s ready to recite a poem from her erotic trilogy “Ménage à Trois,” but Cecily is also ready to take her first Motorbunny ride, and time is running out.

Decisions, decisions. Always so difficult for liberals like me. The poet Robert Frost said something to the effect of, “Liberals are so reasonable, we can’t even take our own side in an argument.”

Tuesday Conner delivers her poem as Cecily Simcoxx rides the Motorbunny to orgasmic heights. Photo: Jux Lii

My bonoboesque solution is to do both at once.

Tuesday delivers her poem, quite dramatically and erotically, as Cecily strips off her skimpy top and panties, and mounts the Motorbunny stark naked… and did I mention that we wrapped it in fresh Saran before letting her sit on it? Safety first in the Womb Room.

Mistress Lila takes control. Photo: Jux Lii

Mistress Lila has an itchy power finger and an seductive smile, so I let her operate the Motorbunny controls.

Poetic Ecstasy. Photo: 2G

Holding Cecily’s mic as Lila turns up the power, Tuesday delivers her spoken word erotic truth and Cecily lets the vibrations take her higher, her finely manicured right hand fingering her clitoral pleasure center, I can feel that the Congregation of the Little Love Church of Bonoboville is truly spellbound, as am I, caught up in the erotic artistic wonder of the human body and the sapiosexual brain.

Poetry in motion, indeed.

Is Abe mic’ing her ass? Photo: Slick Rick

Motion shifts into climax, as Tuesday drops her driving delivery to allow Cecily’s exquisite moans and shrieks of orgasm fill the Womb Room, cracking the glass chandeliers, if we had glass chandeliers.

Houston, we have orgasm! America, we have poetry.

Bonoboville, we have it all.  Praise be to the power and glory of poetic crescendo with simultaneous orgasm. Amen and AWOMEN.

Up Off the Floor with Ikkor

After all that woman energy, we need a man in the center of the Womb Room, and Ikkor the Wolf  is up to the task.

PHOTOS: JUX LII

As I take off his #Bonoboville Tee to reveal his stunning torso, Anthony quips that that’s what he looks like under his shirt, but passively declines our invite to prove it.

Ikkor takes the Floor. Photo: 2G

There are so many fabulous bad gals on this Kink Month night, and Ikkor sings “She Bad” for all of us.

Cecily Bad! Photo: 2G

Cecily continues to steal the show, twerking and taking some nice flicks on the ass with Goddess Phoenix’s neon whip.

Then it’s time to close it down with one more say for the Bonobo Way. #GoBonobos today!

Make like bonobos, not baboons. Make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonigt, even if that someone is you. I love you. Photo: 2G

And go bonobos we do as more birthday cake sploshing ensues.

More Birthday Cake Splosh. Photo: Jux Lii

Then I take flight on my Magic Dildonic Vibrating Broom.

Fly Me to the Moon on My Magic Dildonic Vibrating Broom. Photo: 2G

You know you want one too.

A Spanker, Vibrator, Dildo and Halloween accessory item all-in-one! Photo: Jux Lii

Pretty soon, I find myself goosing Krystal’s booty with the dildonic front and spanking Cecily’s fine ass with the broom end.

PHOTO 1: 2G. PHOTOS 2&3: JUX LII

The ultimate Kink Month Halloween Multi-Tasker!

My Familiar. Photo: Selfie

And then there’s fiber-optic whipping in the Speakeasy Bar.

Blossom Bottom Fire. Photo: Jux Lii

After a pretty effervescent after-party and after-after-party, it’s time to share kinky orgasms with my prime mate, Capt’n Max .

After-After-Party with Capt’n Max, Jux Lii, Blossom, Luzer Twersky & Abe. Photo: Selfie

Yes, they’re private, but utterly inspired by our evening’s extraordinary erotic festivities.

And yes, the element of fear is an aphrodisiac. Maybe the sheer terror that the predicted Blue Wave will turn out to be more of a Red Tide will make you tense to the point you must release, aka  maybe it will make you horny.

Kink Month Chorus. Photo: Slick Rick

Actually, most anything can make you horny, if you have the space, the freedom, the will and the way.

Horny or not, get off your fuckable ass and vote Blue as if your (sex) life depended on it, because it does.

Prime Mates flying a broom to the moon. Photo: Selfie

© Oct. 13, 2018. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 310-568-0066.

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Length: 90:54 minutes

Date: 09/26/2009

If it’s rockin’, don’t go knockin’ on Prysm and Rayfe’s loveboat. The cute couple comes by to talk about their steamy sailboat-love life with Dr. Suzy and Speakeasy Girl Sparkle Sparkle Bang Bang (or is that Gang Bang?), now a DJ looking for a Rock Star lover. Author Mitzi Szereto talks about her anthology of erotic fairy tales “In Sleeping Beauty’s Bed,” and the couple proceeds to get rockin’ drunk on Agwa. Aunt Debra’s back with her friend Christina, a lovely, quite giggly, young lady who reveals a big sexual surprise.

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John Clark, Gabby of Coco Risqué, Lisa Pinelli, Dr. Suzy, Mistress Eva, Odette Delacroix,, Alexis Simone, Marky D. Photo: L’Erotique

Length 1:43:52 Date: June 15, 2013

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I confess: I’m a lingerie freak.  As if you couldn’t tell.  Lingerie is sartorial foreplay, visual arousal for my partner(s) and fuel for my erotic engines.  Undercover fashion passions feel cool and look hot, tease as they please, reveal as they conceal.  But they’re more than that, at least for me.  Slinky slips, lacy teddies, pretty panties, silky stockings, vintage garter belts, dominatrixy corsets, fetish wear and high heels are all parts of my uniforms and the Weapons of Mass Seduction I wield on the frontlines of my “war” against sexual oppression.

Whether or not you actually keep your corset and stockings on during intercourse (I usually don’t), wearing lingerie means dressing for sex, sculpting our bodies into the shapes of our desires.  Ever since Adam and Eve arranged those fig leaves around their private parts right up to right now, when underwear is often worn as outerwear, men and women have been dressing for sex–for sexual pleasure, for sexual power, for the sexual pleasure of someone  powerful…And for expression, for love, for fun, for art!

As Oscar Wilde said during the Golden Age of corsetry, “One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art.”

So whether you’re an artist/exhibitionist or a voyeur/connoisseur, there’s nothing wrong with being a lingerie freak.  Don’t worry about people wearing garter belts and stockings, regardless of gender.  But do beware of men wearing long robes who preach to you of moral ways to dress, and try to control your sexuality with threats of eternal damnation…As Winston Churchill’s mother Jennie said, “There is no such thing as a moral dress.  Its people who are moral or immoral.” Long considered one of the sexiest women of her time, old photos show Lady Jennie Churchill looking damn good in a tight corset, and we can only imagine her panties…

Speakeasy Stars:

Coco Gabby: Lingerie freak since adolescence, now a sexy clothing mogul, undie expert and the kind of girlfriend every woman needs, Gabby runs Coco Risqué Lingerie at Spice Lingerie on 915 Santee in the heart of the fabulous Fashion District of Downtown LA, as well as online for your shopaholic convenience.  The day before this show, I visited the store which has something for all your lingerie-related needs, from glitzy clubwear in the front to elegant slips and stockings in the middle to sexy costumes in the back and sex toys and BDSM wear in the way back. Gabby and her helpful staff helped me put together an amazing lingerie ensemble with an exquisite light pink and black lace teddy, an amazing black crinoline with a bustle in the back that really gave me some booty, thigh highs and delicate black lace gauntlets.  Of course, I wear lingerie pretty much every Saturday night, but this outfit is something special—très Moulin Rouge.  So now I must confess: I’m a freak for Coco Risqué!  Gabby also brings cool, state-of-the-art sex toys, including an ergonomically amazing Ovo vibrator (so quiet your husband won’t hear it, even if he’s snoring next to you) and sleek little Junior Mint vibes, plus intriguing vaginal tightening cream (which we didn’t actually try) and arousingly tingly “Oral Sex Gel” by Crazy Girl that gets some of my other guests going at it in the after-party, and really gets me going at it in my private after-after-party with Capt’n Max.

Lisa Pinelli: This OC model for Coco Risqué starts the show in a plaid schoolgirl skirt and corset, then strips down to a sheer fishnet slip, later donning a crimson teddy that really shows off her ass-ets.

Odette Delacroix: One of our favorite DrSuzy.tv guests is back for her third appearance after Masturbation Exploration and last Saturday’s Bday Bacchanal.  She usually dresses up her sweet, petite, 88-pound body like jailbait (though she’s a 24-year-old graduate of Loyola Marymount), but for our Lingerie Freak show, she dons a black sparkly teddy that’s delightfully skimpy; as Dorothy Parker once said, “Brevity is the soul of lingerie.”  It makes her look like a kinky Russian Olympics gymnast and features a quick-release snap crotch that gives the crowd a rush when she suddenly unsnaps it, revealing her distinctive bush, so womanly in contrast to her girlish physique.  Like a good French Catholic schoolgirl, she offers up her tiny titties and succulent salted nipples to several appreciative guests for Bonoboville Communion and climaxes with her amazing Ovo vibrator from Coco Risqué.  O is for Ovo, Orgasm and Odette.

Marky D: The “Freak” half of this show’s title comes from this up-and-cumming hiphop artist’s frankly sexual track of that name which we listen to throughout the show as the ladies strut and strip.  Though a DrSuzy.tv first-timer, Marky shows he can do more than just rap about getting freaky, doing Bonoboville Communion with sweet—and salty—Odette.

Alexis Simone:  A surprise guest and fan of my shows since my first HBO specials way back in the 20th century, Alexis wows the Womb Room with her fishnet-clad long-stemmed American Beauties as she writhes around the stripper pole, then pulls down her leather corset to reveal succulent nipples for Bonoboville Communion, then does wild things with various happy men at the Speakeasy bar well into the wee hours.

John Clark: The first producer of The Dr. Susan Block Show when it was called “Date Night” on KIEV, as well as an award-winning Shakespearean actor and director, the late great Lynn Redgrave’s ex-husband, drops in to add his two cents and freak on hot chicks in lingerie.

Mistress Eva: Another one of our favorite DrSuzy.tv guests (seen on Masturbation Liberation and Exploration) who doubles as the Speakeasy bartender, Ms. Eva dresses up for our LiNGERiE Freak show in an Alice in Wonderland costume, frilly white garters and crotchless panties that leave absolutely nothing to the imagination. In the after-party, Naughty Alice plays with her sleek new Coco Risqué “Junior Mint” vibrator—looks  like a box of candy but feels much better and definitely doesn’t contain any calories!—and spanks and gets spanked in the bar.

Weapons of Mass Discussion:  Lingerie Fetish, Freaks of All Kinds, Getting Freaky, Why Lingerie is So Sexy, Wearing Underwear as Outerwear, Why We Love Lingerie, Lingerie Modeling vs. Bathing Suit Modeling, Freaky Sex, Fire-Breathing Fun, My HBO Specials, Father’s Day, Lynn Redgrave, Redgrave Family Drama, Partying as a Religion, Michael Douglas Said Giving Head Gave Him Cancer, HPV & HPV Vaccines, The Bonobo Way.

Commedia Erotica:  Snake Play, Modeling Coco Risqué Lingerie, Lacy Teddy, Stockings, High Heels, Plaid Schoolgirl Skirt, Corset, Crotchless Panties, Fishnets, Alice in Wonderland Costume, Striptease to “Freak,” Showing Bush, Bonoboville Communion, Salty Nipples, Titty Licking, Cock Shotglasses, Test-Driving the Ovo, Dancing on The Stripper Pole, Rubbing Tingly “Oral Sex Gel” on The Vulva, Getting Freaky with Junior Mint Vibrators, Spanking, Pussy-Popping, Booty-Shaking, Freaking.

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Kink Month 2 in Bonoboville. Selfie

Length 1:36:14 Date: October 8, 2016

 by Dr. Susan Block

On the 8th night of Kink Month in Bonoboville, we up the ante in the art of pain.

My special guests are kinky artist/dominas Sheree Rose and Rhiannon Aarons and dazzling pro-domme Mistress Porcelain Midnight, all specialists in erotic pain infliction and management.

It’s a FemDom fiesta of Bonobo Way book–spankings, boobalicious Bonoboville Communion, hot medical play talk, sadism, masochism, domination, submission, erotic politics and performance art. It’s also a female-empowered response to Trump’s latest dump that’s set off a stink bomb in an already noxious election season with this pumpkin-headed man-baby’s pride in nonconsensually groping women “like a magnet…I don’t even wait… I just… grab ‘em by the pussy.”

Demonstrating Trump’s short fingers “grab[bing] ’em by the pussy” on the Wondrous Vulva Puppet. Photo: Zane Bono

Blech! And ouch. Just the thought of Trump’s tiny hands grabbing an unwilling vulva like a rat snatching somebody’s sandwich makes folks on both sides of the aisle want to vomit. Calling it “locker room talk” insults locker rooms. Not only does it brag about disgusting, borderline criminal behavior, it—along with Trump’s diehard supporters—represents the desperate, dangerous and, yes, “deplorable” backlash to pro-sex feminism. It’s as if he’s saying, “If you ladies want to enjoy sex and look hot, then alpha assholes like me will assault you.” Taking it to the next level, I can just imagine Trump’s veep, the sanctimonious Mike Pence, using this gross gaffe as an excuse to take away women’s rights in the name of “protecting” our “virtue” from rabid gropers like his running mate.

FemDoms and lovers of Kink Month II 2016 on DrSuzy.Tv. Photo: Jux Lii

A far superior response to Trumpishness (now synonymous with oafishness) is the FemDom movement, which is older and somewhat wiser than the Feminist movement, ancient as Mother Earth Herself, yet just now coming out from underground in an explosion of female-empowered erotic art and sheer sexual shamelessness. All of this is well-represented by my guests on this show, as well as recent revelations about the deeply FemDom culture of our close genetic cousins, the bonobos apes.

Kinkstars #GoBonobos for Kink Month ! Photo: Heberto Ferrer

Tying it all together with a nice kinky bow, all of my FemDom guests go bonobos in the Womb Room, each in Her own special way.

Kink Month II crew. Photo: Abe

Ms. Sheree Rose

It’s a special treat to welcome renowned kinky performance artist Sheree Rose back to DrSuzy.Tv after almost 20 years.  Our connection goes back even farther, to somewhere around 1987, when I produced “The Heart & Dagger Poetry Show” at Scott Kelman’s Pipeline Theater. One of the featured poets was the late great Bob Flanagan, Sheree’s partner, creative collaborator and beloved slave. I remember our publicity photo with all the poets smiling or brooding, as per their persona, except Bob who wore a ball gag.  I’d never seen anyone in a ball gag before, but he made wearing one seem perfectly normal and fun. Plus, he was genuinely nice, much nicer than the other poets (no offense, guys!), maybe because of the ball gag, not to mention his ongoing battle with cystic fibrosis, the disease that doctors predicted would kill him in his teens, but strengthened him to be one of the twentieth century’s greatest masochistic performance artists.

Renowned Artist and Mistress Sheree Rose visits Bonoboville. Photo: Abe

Then about 10 years later, just after Bob passed away at age 40, Sheree made her first appearance on DrSuzy.Tv. It was kind of a strange show for me because my mother was in the studio audience that night. Mom, goddess bless her soul, was not very kinky, at least not to my knowledge. And Sheree showed some seriously kinky BDSM imagery of her incredible work with Bob. I guess I was nervous that Mom would either walk out or pass out but, to my pleasant surprise, she enjoyed the show. After all, Mom was an artist, and even though the kinkiest thing she ever painted was a reclining nude, she related to Sheree as a fellow artist. Who knows, maybe Mom had an interest in medical play. She certainly loved doctors.

Sheree the medical player/artist is active as ever, doing performance pieces from London to LA, connecting the dots between sex and art, pain and pleasure, poison and medicine, male submission and FemDom power. “Trump’s just the kind of guy who secretly craves being shit on,” she observes, also likening him to Bill Cosby.

Ms. Rhiannon Aarons

Sheree is accompanied by one of her current collaborators, kinky artist/FemDom Rhiannon Aarons. You may recall our great Presidential Debate between Female Supremacy Party candidate Mistress Tara Indiana and the artist Jeffrey Vallance which was, of course, much more fun, honest and informative than the Dollary Clump Debates. The showdown in Bonoboville was actually their second round, the first occurring spontaneously during Sheree and Rhiannon’s 24-hour art piece, “Philosophy in the Bedroom,” in which the two U.S. Presidential candidates got to live out their fantasy of debating each other while Rhiannon moderated.

Rhiannon Aarons celebrates Kink Month on DrSuzy.Tv. Photo: Heberto Ferrer

In a way, Rhiannon and I go farther back than that… to when she was a high school teenager sneaking out of bed to watch me in “Real Sex” and “Radio Sex TV” on HBO.

Capt’n Max and I always enjoy meeting one of the grown-up “children we helped raise,” and we’re happy to be one of the forces that influenced Rhiannon to explore the wonderful world of erotic art and sexual healing. Among other projects, she and Sheree are launching a Hatchfund campaign for their “Book of Medicine.” Almost half-way through reading The Bonobo Way, Rhiannon is now a fan. She also takes a liking to my cucumber (left over from yesterday’s whirlwind shoot with Mel Magazine), placed provocatively between her bounteous 36Gs. More on them in a minute…

Ms. Porcelain Midnight

The fabulous FemDom sticks my cucumber between Rhiannon’s gorgeous gazangas, first giving the tip a seductive lick, is none other than Mistress Porcelain Midnight, dominant since she was a feisty seven-year-old ordering the neighbor boy to brush his teeth with sewer water.

Mistress Porcelain Midnight. Photo: Heberto Ferrer

Though she got punished for that by her Greek Orthodox church-going elders, she remembers relishing the power of making someone do something, and she knew she wanted more. She got much more, and now she is one of the top dominas in the board of directors of DomCon and in the world.

Licking Mistress Porcelain’s boots. Photo: Zane Bono

To celebrate Kink Month on her first appearance on DrSuzy.Tv, Ms. Porcelain is resplendent in shiny black and red latex, the perfect complement to her truly porcelain complexion, full crimson lips and menacingly studded military cap.

I ask her to model her outfit and high-heeled, lace-up boots as that addictively catchy, Bonobo Way-inspired ditty, “The Kinkster,” by Carmina Formosa, aka [ai], rings through the Womb Room. Modeling turns into boot-licking and then spanking Jacquie Blu, whose butt is already pretty blue from last Saturday’s Kink Month Kick-Off.

T-Back Book Frame. Photo: Heberto Ferrer

Mistress Porcelain gives Jacquie one of the most vigorous and creative Bonobo Way book–spankings given on DrSuzy.Tv (and that’s saying something!), using the paddle-like paperback in all sorts of stimulating and sadistic ways. Read it or get red by it!

Later I sign it for this great bonoboësque FemDom who then uses it to spank another bare bottom, her personal subbie Steven.

Baruch Atah Bonoboville Communion

Of course, Kink Month wouldn’t be kinky without a round of Bonoboville Communion with sweet green Agwa di Bolivia Coca Leaf Liqueur. Though we only have time for one round, it’s a good one, featuring Sheree sucking the sacred salt from Rhiannon’s pendulous yet perky, all-natural mama titties. Yes, she’s a MILF, and Sheree is a one hell of a GILF.

Since we’re smack in the middle of the Jewish High Holidays, a kinky time of year with all that shofar-blowing and suffering for our sins on the “Day of Atonement,” I sing the Hebrew prayer as I sprinkle the salt religiously: “Baruch Atah Adonai Elohenu Melech Ha Titties…” Though we really don’t intend to offend (we’re just grappling with our religious indoctrinations and inhibitions), one blasphemy leads to another, and soon we’re honoring Christ as the ultimate masochist, bringing forth the Jesus Jackhammer Dildo, whereupon Rhiannon quips, “Why did Jesus die on the Cross?… He forgot his safe word.” Ba-da-boom.

Ikkor, Sarah & Capt’n Max

Into this FemDom playground steps hunky Ikkor the Wolf, free-styling his praises of the Goddess. “If I bled as much as you women do every month, I’d be dead,” he admits.

Foot play inspired by Mel. Photo: Heberto Ferrer

More erotic politics ensue with Sarah Bella’s personal Vote No on Prop 60 pitch and Capt’n Max holding forth on the importance of beating Trump (remember, vulgarities aside, the big difference between Hillary and the Donald is whom they would pick for the Supreme Court) and the Trump Bro mentality.

We also give another spanking hot salute to Kink Month and cheers to letting your kink flag fly (and that does not mean nonconsensual pussy-grabbing, Donnie), an aspect of releasing your inner bonobo, as well as supporting the candidates and policies that uphold your rights to do so.

Kink Married People. Selfie

 ADDENDUM:

Thank You, Mistress Porcelain Midnight!, for these Kink Month ROSES … almost as beautiful as You!

© October 9, 2016. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 310-568-0066.

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The Womb Room congregation rallies around Dr. Suzy‘s broadcast bed in support of the #NoProp60 movement. Amen & Awomen. Adult superstar Julia Ann and Truth, Justice and the American Whore author Siouxsie Q James swing by to talk porn, politics and Michael Weinstein‘s pimpology. Check out the blog and  WATCH SHOW NOW on DrSuzy.Tv.

Waterboarding Siouxsie Q James, the Bonobo Way, for #NoProp60 with Julia Ann on DrSuzy.Tv. Photo: Jux Lii

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by Dr. Susan Block.      

Riding the Bonoboville Streamer into a brand New Year – with a Happy Nude Rear – we resolve to “Go Bonobos in 2024.”

Unfortunately, our Peace Train turns into a Bullet Train midway through the Tunnel of Love.

At least, we dodge the bullets, fending off the faux fighters, war-lovers, booby traps and beautiful, wily attention bunnies, and we manage to come out of the tunnel making love not war in 2024.

Nevertheless, it’s a bumpy ride, perhaps portending a rough year ahead, though everyone survives to live and love another day, so maybe it’ll all turn out okay. Who knows what this new year will bring?

We could guess, and even before we start this ride, I’m reluctant to hop aboard, being a little under the weather. Plus we’re short-staffed, and everyone is still a bit holidazed, as well as shellshocked by all the war porn, wrenching images of death and destruction from the hellscape that is Gaza under Zionist bombardment with American ordnance.

But Capt’n Max and I have surprise in-studio guests from out of town: one of our favorite couples, seven-time “Most Bonobo Couple” SUZY award winners Danièle Watts, aka DaLove, and Brian James Lucas, aka Chef Be*Live, aka BeLove, stars of our Bonoboville Reunion, featured on Vice TV (now having surpassed 300,000 views!) and much more.

So, we put on our headsets and gather ’round the Speakeasy bar, speaking about the “unspeakable,” with Unscene Abe bartending the broadcast. As always, BeLove is a gracious guest, and delightful DaLove slips into her usual position of contrarian – maybe a little more contrary than usual – beginning by sweetly but firmly insisting on calling Bonoboville a “family.”

I prefer to say we’re a “community” which tends to have less baggage than a family, but DaLove wants to “unpack a little of that.”

With beautiful DaLove & BeLove. Photo: Selfie

And “unpack” that baggage she does, with her signature “poetic” flair, flinging its contents throughout the Train, practically pulling the whole baggage rack down on the other passengers. Fortunately, no one gets hit by DaLove’s flying panties or shoes, as our little Love Train braves the turbulence, even picking up a couple of other passengers along the tracks.

Porn star Hamilton Steele regales us with his torrid Tales of the Billionaire Class as seen through the eyes of a gigolo/sex worker who literally “fucks da rich.” For instance, one cock-size fetishist insisted they measure each other’s manhood. Another wealthy Cuckold hired Hamilton to play the Bull screwing his Hot Wife as he sat happily watching and smoking expensive cigars on sheets and towels worth more than Hamilton was being paid (Hamilton confesses to evening things out by pilfering a few towels – to which DaLove asserts she would have done the same as I voice mild disapproval).

Then Christopher Gagliardi calls in from the snowstorms of Englewood, New Jersey to thank us for his “Most Bonobo Graduate” SUZY Award (his ninth!) and express his New Year’s resolution to share “be a voice for change” for autism, as well as spread “humanism” through our “peace through pleasure” movement. I applaud Chris’ “courage” in staying pleasure-positive in this sex-negative and quick-to-cancel culture. Chris also vows to study hard at Felician University, where he is the proud host of his own college radio show.

Several themes recur, including the quirky joys of amputee sex, about which regular Callin’er Gerbil Penis drolly comments, “my penis cannot compete with a leg stump.”

We also consider the proliferation of war porn even as regular porn is more censored, though DaLove confesses to just discovering the wholesome pleasures of Pornhub.

Trying to put the brakes on DaLove’s apparent inclination to derail the train, plus her mounting desire for more erotic action, I whip her half-Happy Nude Rear, then BeLove spanks it, wholly happy and totally nude.

BeLove spanks DaLove’s Happy Nude Rear. Photo: Rodrigo Alvarez

It’s also the third anniversary of Trumpty Dumpty’s Insurrection, aka “Coup Anon,” if you’re tuned in live, but we’re too busy with DaLove’s attention-grabbing antics to acknowledge it.

We love DaLove and BeLove, but upon examining the “radical empathy” involved when actors like DaLove play the parts of, say, narcissists like Trump, and war criminals like Benjamin Netanyahu (aka Benny Net Nut), Max and I realize another reason why neither of us pursued acting careers.

We don’t want to empathize with Benny Net Nut!

We’re also out of time, but DaLove has a lot more to say, leading us all into on-air dust-ups that are entertaining (or so we hear from our engrossed audience), but uncomfortable. Max and I are passionately antiwar and want to end the show on a peace-through-pleasure note, but deliciously naughty DaLove appears to have a passionate fetish for provoking us.

Chilling with DRe Day after this intense show. Photo: Selfie

Finally, we come to the end of the line – at least for this show, with a plea for the world, including ourselves, to cut through the chatter of our devices, our intellects and our negative emotions – to go bonobos into 2024.

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by Dr. Susan Block     

We use the “F” word a lot on this ride, but not the fun one. Unfortunately, it’s fascism that is on the rise in America.

Amazing Anti-Fascist Bacchanalian Video & Photos from Our Bonoboville Reuninon” (now playing on DrSuzy.Tv) like this shot featuring Daniele Watts, Rhiannon Aarons, Amor Hilton and Ikkor the Wolf… cheers us up! Coming soon to VICE TV…

It’s a little confusing, since the American brand isn’t the same as fascism in Germany, Italy (birthplace of fascismo!), Japan or Chile. That’s one reason so many have said that “it can’t happen here” in the Land of the Free. But it can, and it apparently is happening right here in the good old wholesome U.S.A., in real time.

With a civilian “army” of racist, misogynist, religious fanatics, corrupt police, Proud Boys, Oathkeepers and ammosexual incel mass shooters at the bottom, the power-mad, illegitimate, forced breeding–fetishist Supreme Court Injustices at the top, and unscrupulous politicians in the middle, this new all-American fascism is a growing menace to our society, our sexuality, our democracy and the very future of life on Earth.

It’s pretty depressing, and I’m pretty depressed. When I’m depressed, I usually need deep rest, but, like a lot of depressed people, I’m in a state of unrest and not getting much sleep these days. I have personal reasons, it’s true. However, I’m a social creature like most humans, and I live, work and play in society, aka human civilization, and it seems to be going off the deep end into deep doodoo—fascist doodoo—which is very, deeply depressing.

I almost called this show “Sex, Depression & the Bonobo Way,” but I thought “depression” sounded too depressing, and “fascism” sounded sexier. That’s how fucked up fascism is. All those hot kinky uniforms, fascistic fashionistas and lethal phallic weapons generate mesmerizing sex appeal. Of course, American fascists don’t tend to be very sexy. They’re mostly out-of-shape slobs with BBQ stains on their “Let’s go Brandon” T-shirts. Not even cum stains for these winners.

Yes, they’re bigtime losers, but they lie and cheat, and they plan to lie and cheat some more, so these angry spiteful fascistically inclined losers—along with their cynical and infinitely greedy billionaire and corporate sponsors—can walk, sit and poop all over the rest of us.

With the ongoing Coronapocalypse and heightening Climate Chaos swirled into the mix, there appear to be just a few possible futures for this place we call America: 1) Fascism, which is shaping up to be a bloodthirsty, Cowboy-American, demonically “patriotic” Christofascism (that has less to do with the Biblical story of Jesus than with guns, misogyny, racism, xenophobia, intolerance and The Handmaid’s Tale, 2) Civil War (which would be as different from the first Civil War as American fascism is different from European models), 3) Anarchy (think Mad Max, not Capt’n Max), 4) Monarchy (let’s make Harry and Megan king and queen of America (just kidding), and 5) The Bonobo Way.

Of course, we’re advocating for The Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure, ecosexuality, female empowerment, male well-being, great consensual sex and sharing all we have. Unfortunately, with the increasingly hostile, corporate fascist takeover of all popular social media, our message of peace, love, good sex and socialism usually gets censored or insidiously shadow-banned.

Both Capt’n Max (who eats a lot less cannabis chocolate than the last show) and I get pretty fired up on this show; one way to relieve your depression is to release it on your podcast. Our commenters are also pretty fired up, so we don’t have time to take calls. Max and I are both pretty disturbed by current events, but Max manifests his rage as righteous anger, and mine tends to drop precipitously down into depression.

Well, things could be a lot worse!  We could be suffering through climate catastrophes, suffocating pollution, starvation and death like so many people all over the world, especially in the Global South thanks to the North’s dirty capitalist addictions. Then there’s Covid (yep, it’s on another upswing); monkeypox (be careful—these monkeys are not cute!); the horrific Israeli apartheid crushing innocent Palestinians; inflation (unrestrained capitalism is the cause; a little socialism is the cure); loneliness (having galivanted about for a few short weeks, Max and I masked up and shut in again, but at least we have each other—and Bonoboville!) or the terrible crushing poverty so many are experiencing all over the world, including here on the crumbling streets of wealthy and prosperous America.

Speaking of wealth, we could also be a miserable, emotionally stunted billionaire, and we are grateful not to be Elon Musk. Sure, we’d like a few of his billions, but my Goddess, are we happy not to be him! Too bad we and the rest of humanity are victims of his rapacious need for power to heal his broken heart. Recent revelations of a second semi-incestuous love child born to Elon’s younger step-sister and fathered by his father(!) Errol Musk, are telling. Ugh. Isn’t abortion legal in South Africa? Errol’s love child (who is also his ex-step grandchild) would have been a good case for it, but Musk, Senior revels in procreation as much as the Christofascists, increasing the already bursting human population with his obviously damaged DNA. “The only thing we are on Earth for is to reproduce,” proclaims the procreation pappy, Errol, though he *only* has seven offspring, while Elon’s already had eight and counting, determined to outdo the Dad he claims to despise, but apparently emulates.

Sexually selfish creeps like the affluent elder Musk (Elon’s is yet another story of Riches-to-Greater-Riches)—and tRump— give erotic freedom a really bad name. It’s unfortunate, though predictable, that Errol’s shenanigans are being used as an example of liberal “decadence,” and that is what the fascists, especially the Christofascists, use to gain power. They promise to wipe out “decadent” sex, decadent art, decadent books, etc. to make the nation pure “again” in the eyes of their Puritanical, woman-enslaving, gun-toting God.

Though I stand by my usual statement that sex is theoretically *okay* between consenting adults (assuming the step-daughter was an adult), there are consequences, sometimes terrible consequences. One terrible consequence to Erroll’s indiscretion is his son Elon’s misery that he is now inflicting upon the world. Indeed, Errol’s semi-incestuous love children are nowhere near as destructive to humanity and the planet as the social, financial and environmental harm his uber-capitalist, lithium-plundering, phallic rocket-obsessed, union-busting, sad-eyed progeny Elon has wreaked upon America… not to mention Twitter. Fuck da Rich! Elon needs to get into some good non-reproductive kink and pay his fair share of taxes. Ninety percent of his wealth, like the rich paid in F.D.R.’s time, would be a good place to start. But not a penny should go to the military!

Of course, that’s just a peacenik’s pipedream. Sigh. So, the summer gloom lingers like a stagnant pond on a sweltering day, contaminated groundwater on the brain.

Most humans with a heart and half a brain are worried sick right now, the suicide hotlines are lighting up like Christmas trees, and many are depressed. It is truly overwhelming, in a global sense.  But on a personal level, let’s just say orgasms do help, at least temporarily.

Max and I try to practice what we preach and cheer ourselves up with a little good (albeit not too strenuous; don’t want to tempt the heart attack demons!) senior sex.

We also believe in the fine art of protesting these terrible wrongs, and we commend those who are out there on the front lines of these battles, risking getting shot, run over, pepper-sprayed or catching Covid. At first, I express remorse that I haven’t been to public protests this season; but then I realize that yes, actually I did participate in a big public protest at Yale University a few weeks ago during my alumni reunion, focusing much of our collegial wrath on infamous Yale alumnus Brett Kavanaugh, one of the two men (the other being Clarence Thomas) credibly accused of sexual abuse during their Supreme Court confirmation hearings that are now sexually abusing the entire country. Wow, what a realization!

Protesting Lying Crying Christofascist Supreme Injustice Brett Kavanaugh in front of the Women’s Center at Yale University (our mutual alma mater).

I also realize that in a vain effort to second-guess my critics, I can be a little quick to put myself down, often before I’ve thought things through. I even call myself a “hypocrite” on this show about not attending protests… about five seconds before remembering that I had just attended a protest! Oh, the mental gymnastics…

Here’s a mental health tip (that I obviously haven’t mastered): Don’t do this! Don’t sell yourself short to others, just so you can show how honest you are about your faults. I’m not fond of braggarts, but extreme self-criticism is not the answer either.

Aside from gazing at the galaxies brought to us by the awesome James Webb Telescope, what really cheers me up—and not in that fleeting way—is checking out our amazing show and the beautiful photos streaming throughout the live podcast from our erotic exotic orgiastic anti-fascist fantastic Bonoboville Reunion, Class of 2022, with Vice TV, in the Womb Room sanctuary of the little Love Church of The Bonobo Way.  What a night to remember and cherish in moments like this.  Will we ever have another night like that? If we can, we will!

Bonoboville Reunion, Class of 2022, Dance Party with Onyx Muse twerking low to the ground. Photo: Renzi

Yes indeed, Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners, the best antidote to this creeping—and very creepy—neofascism in America is to #GoBonobos, to follow The Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure, ecosexuality, female empowerment, male well-being, great consensual sex and sharing everything… because everything and everyone is connected, and nothing is really just “ours” and ours alone.

MAX
And now for the good and the ugly. The good is Dr. Caitlin Bernard who aborted a fetus from a 10-year-old girl who was raped in Indiana, with if I may use a Trump sort of thing… “Fat Cheeks” Todd Rokita the Attorney General is going to investigate her. I live in a little village here in America. You may not know of it. It’s called Arcadia, California, and in Arcadia, California, there’s a church on every corner. There’s a religious bigot on every corner. There are forced labor religious folks who want to make women have babies. That’s worse than what the Chinese are doing. All you nice religious folks nailing the Christ on the cross, you have no idea what he said, and having said that, I know the last few weeks everybody had been going, “What’s wrong with Max?” Due to drug, drugs, druggies… Yeah, I’ve been a druggie for a long, long time and I advocate the use of all drugs so that we don’t use dirty needles and we don’t put our children through police lines. So, I was taking several chocolate chips, but I guess the last couple of times, I took big chocolate chips, so if you get those big square chocolate chips, don’t have a whole square. You just have a little tiny bit and then you get very stoned. So, before I be coming… I can’t say the word. I’m going to have a gummy… Takes about an hour and a half. By the time I’m done with the show, it’s time to eat a little bit.

And look at the insanity that surrounds us in our world! Todd Rokita, the fascist out there in Indianapolis. And all you good God-fearing people and every corner of the village, will you recite prayers at the City Council that are non-inclusive of my God or my goddess? But only your little creepy, creepy guy sitting on a cross bleeding from the palms of his hands. And knew all you little sheep followers, who changed his story into bullshit about your God is better than that God, and that God is better than this is your God in this? Fuck you all, pro-life. The killing in the name of religion, it’s been going on for a long time. There’s a lot of dead people in the name of religion. And the best laid plans may not get you laid as planned, so this morning when I started out my day, I was going to… had a few things I had to do. I didn’t get to do them, so what I was planning to do did not happen, but with all things like that, you have to remember that there’s a bright side of things, and so because of what happened and because my plans didn’t quite go as planned, I saved $7000. So, all in all, it was a good day.

And now from the religious center of Christianity from Arcadia, California from Tom Beck… Hey Tom, are you related to Chief Beck, Chief of Police in Los Angeles County? From Arcadia, California, with my dear partner and friend, your host with the most, Dr. Suzy Block. Here she is…

Dr. SUZY
Hi Capt’n Max.

MAX
Hi.

Dr. SUZY
I’m depressed.

MAX
I’m sorry, Susan. Well, go ahead, okay, you’re depressed.

Dr. SUZY
Being depressed, I probably need deep rest. But I can hardly get to sleep these days. So… how are you?

MAX
You talking to me?

Dr. SUZY
Sure.

MAX
I don’t know if you’re talking to me or somebody else.

Dr. SUZY
That’s OK, I could talk to anybody. How are YOU?

MAX
How are you out there?

Dr. SUZY
So, I have personal reasons for being depressed, it’s true. I could go into those, but I don’t think anybody is interested, so I won’t.

I will say though, that my depression is also based on being human, a social creature, like other humans, living working and playing in society, AKA human civilization, which seems to be going off the deep end, and possibly taking me with it.

It is certainly taking a lot of people I know, a lot of my fellow Americans, off the deep end into deep doodoo.

So, I almost called this show “Sex, Depression and the Bonobo Way,” because I am so depressed about this. But then I thought, “fascism” sounded sexier than “depression,” so I’m calling it “Sex, Fascism and the Bonobo Way.”

And brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, Capt’n Max, Unscene Abe, I want you to know, that that’s how fucked up fascism is. It’s kind of sexy. All those hot sexy uniforms, with everybody marching together, wielding those phallic weapons. Very sexy.

Of course, most American fascists aren’t sexy at all. They’re overweight slobs with barbecue sauce stains on their “Let’s Go Brandon” T-shirts. Not even cum stains.

Not that anything I say about this really matters. That’s also depressing, that my voice has been minimized by the fascist Internet, which used to be the free Internet, but now of course there’s a lot of censorship, and some of it is very direct, as in when they take down your posts or shows or podcasts because of whatever, they don’t really say. That’s what fascism is all about.

Or it can be a little more insidious. I guess you could call it Fascism Lite where the social media platforms shadowban you, and they don’t let anybody see your posts except maybe you.  And so yeah, it’s a little depressing to be barking into the wind here.

But bark we do, like dogs. We love dogs. Dogs are so cute. Everybody likes dogs. Even fascists like dogs. Actually, they always have dogs, especially the kind that sniff for drugs on hippies. But they like all kinds of animals, and they like a lot of the same things we like.

They like sex too. Fascists like sex. They just believe the female, the woman, the pregnant person, has got to bear the baby from the sex. That’s a key element of fascism that happens to come about in a lot of fascist countries, not all, but a lot and there are different types, I should add.

American Fascism is not at all the same as German or Italian or Japanese fascism. They’re different.

Jux Lii writes to us on Facebook, “Sexy plus Fascism sounds dangerous.”

And yes, of course it is dangerous, and that’s part of fascism’s appeal to some people. Fascism is almost always sexy in some way, even though the fascists are always putting down recreational sex as “decadent.”

But they do have the best uniforms, right, Capt’n Max?

MAX
The Germans and the fascists always, like the church, build these uniforms, or they build the churches on top of hills.

Dr. SUZY
Right, the church also has beautiful uniforms.

MAX
Yes, divine uniforms.

Dr. SUZY
In fact, a lot of them are crossdressers which is fine with me. I mean, you look at those—what are they called? —Cardinals. They’re called Cardinals because they wear bright red dresses with white lace, and it is just so beautiful.

MAX
Pink panties maybe?

Dr. SUZY
Oh, yes, underneath their dresses, I’m sure just like the judges on the Supreme Court, they’re in panties…

MAX
No please, I don’t wanna see.

Dr. SUZY
So American fascism is a little different than Vatican fascism, or Italian Mussolini style fascism or German Nazi style fascism. And certainly, the uniforms are not as hot as the Hugo Boss uniforms that the Germans were wearing.

Another thing American fascism lacks at the moment, although this could change, is a strong leader. American fascism doesn’t really have a strong leader now. Their big strong leader Trump is being put on trial virtually at the hearings, and who knows if he’s going to maintain his leadership role. Certainly, Biden is no fascist leader. However, we do have the Supreme Court. Yes indeed, the Supreme Injustice is Trump’s Supreme Court Injustices have indeed risen to the occasion, or fallen into the pit, as leaders of American neofascism.

If you like that term, NEO fascism, we could use that, or you could say Christofascism. Not that it has anything to do with Jesus as the story has been told, if he existed, but Christofascism is a very particular form of Christian authoritarianism that is becoming very American, though in a way, it has always been very American.

Since America was founded, that is since some of the first settlers came here for so-called religious freedom so that they could be Christian, Puritan, Pilgrim, and so they could kill the natives of this land that was called Turtle Island, but that became America, taken from the name of an Italian map maker.

Quigly on Youtube says, “In regards to fascists in Germany, in Germany they simply call German Shepherds “Shepherd dogs.”  OK, they like their dogs. We all like our dogs.

Oscar Bravo on Facebook says, “Keep going, Susan. It matters a lot.” Well, thank you very much, Oscar. Yes, I care that you care, and I thank you for saying that, because sometimes I really do feel like I am shouting or whispering into the wind, where the answer, my friends, is blowing… but a lot of people are blowing a lot of hot air into that wind, so it’s hard to be heard, and the loudest voices, the most extreme voices, are the ones that generally get heard.

And I’m sorry I’m not an extremist. I’m a bonobo. I’m into good consenting-adult sex and peace on earth. Is that extremist? I don’t think so. But because I’m not an extremist, I’m not amplified much, I’m shadow banned a lot. The extremists are amplified for entertainment value, and heard in big ways in American neofascism, Christofascism, authoritarianism and nationalism, in cahoots with corporate America. And actually, it’s not just corporate America, it’s the international corporate system that has taken over our country, thanks to our Supreme Court which, to a great degree, granted them all this power. Citizens United was the name of the case, ironically, because it’s got nothing to do with citizens. It’s got to do with making corporations into “people,” so that they can support political candidates with all kinds of moolah which they have, and which buys them power, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. That’s what it’s all about: Power to harm our pleasure is what the Supreme Court seems to be doing to a great degree, saying we can’t have sex for pleasure, it must only be for procreation, not recreation or even for relationships. And yes, it’s just horrific.

I mean, the fact that in Ohio… We talked about this last week when it first happened. We almost couldn’t believe it. But we did believe it, because there was proof, and it was in the news that a 10-year-old girl who got impregnated needed to go to Indiana to get an abortion. And yes, that happens because, as we said, a couple of weeks ago on this show, young girls are getting their periods earlier and earlier. I got mine when I was 12, and that’s when girls got them way back when 11 or 12. Now they’re getting them at age 9 and 10.

And so, this girl, she obviously was menstruating, and she was raped, and she got pregnant. I think for most human beings it’s a no brainer to say that the poor girl needs to get an abortion. And even an anti-abortion activist agreed to that. At first, she couldn’t believe that any of it happened. No one on the Right believed it, or a lot of Right-wingers said they didn’t believe it. They said no, this didn’t happen. This is a lie. This is the Left making up a story. And this is part of what fascism is, brothers and sisters, lies…

MAX
Lies.

Dr. SUZY
And damn lies. And the bigger the lie, the more power the liar gets from telling it. And that is something that we, Americans and our neofascism have in common with other forms of fascism. It’s all based on lies.

Though it’s tough to get really down on the fascists for lying, because of course, America has been telling itself and the world lies from the beginning. The whole idea that this was a land virtually without people, a wilderness. But that was a lie. This was a land filled with Native American civilizations that were not white European, that were their own civilizations. What a big lie it was that these English settlers came here in good faith. They came here to kill the natives of this country, steal the land, and establish their religious fascism. And that’s just what they did.

There was much religious fascism in the Massachusetts Bay Colony.  They killed women for being witches, and those weren’t even the natives. They killed as witches the Puritan women that they didn’t like. Usually older women. Maybe they yelled too loud for the Puritans’ delicate sensibilities. You know loud women, pushy women are often considered witches, and that’s a problem. It’s still a problem. I myself run into that problem every once in a while. But it’s one thing to just be told, hey, keep your voice down, and it’s another thing to be burned at the stake.

And oh, they killed the guys too. Back then they burned men at the stake or hung them. Mostly hanging. And the prime crime for the guys was sex with the animals. Yes, bestiality. I’m not going to defend bestiality, but I don’t think it should be punishable by death.

Maybe we should make sex work legal. That might help a lot of these guys that are so desperate, they go after their sheep. That’s usually why they’re doing it. They’re desperate, most of these guys are just horny and they don’t know what to do. They’re also fascist, but fascism doesn’t really tell them what to do about the problem. It tells them to channel their sexual energy into violence actually, as well as making babies, you know procreation. The Right says making babies is manly—even if you don’t take care of them. That’s why a lot of really rotten misogynistic guys that are silently supporting this Roe V Wade overturn.

Not all guys; there are a lot of wonderful guys that are defending women and other pregnant people right to choose. I do say “other pregnant people,” and sorry-not-sorry if I offend anybody out there. I’m a woman. I’m a she/her, but there are trans men who can get pregnant, so we don’t want to leave them out.

And by the way, there are other people that are not women who can get pregnant. I mean girls, little girls, like the little girl that had to get this abortion. And yeah, the district attorneys are going after the abortion provider in Indianapolis who did it totally legally. And I guess they are also going after the family of this little girl. They’re after everybody because they’re freaking out that people are seeing the terrible truth right away of their fascist anti-sex edict handed down from on high by these Supreme Court Injustices that they forced into office.

Most of these justices, by the way, that voted for this, were appointed by presidents who did not actually win the popular vote.

Bush Junior appointed Sam Alito and Chief Roberts, who’s the “man with a slow hand,” who fretted over the terrible speed of overturning Roe but didn’t actually he stop the fascist takeover. He just kind of broke up his vote. He voted for dismissing Roe on the Mississippi case, and against taking away abortion rights from everybody. But still he allowed this thing to unfold, and just generally votes too often with the Christofascists.

So those two were appointed by Bush Junior, who really didn’t win his election. Al Gore just rolled over and gave it to him, because unfortunately, our Democraps are not a strong opposition. They are not as fascist as the Republicans, not at all, but we have a duopoly here and they need to be a stronger opposition. Al Gore should have fought for his win. He won the popular vote. He didn’t lose that election and he didn’t even lose in the Electoral College. Really, he just let George W. Bush take Florida because his brother was the governor. And they had the lame Brooks Brothers riot orchestrated by Roger Stone and a few of his buddies, all fascists like the brown shirts, just kind of acting like they were more powerful than they were.

So, Al Gore gave that election to George W., he appointed two fascist judges, in addition to his Dad’s reactionary pick of Clarence Thomas. Then we get three through Trump and all three were forced through, plus Trump didn’t win the popular vote, so these Supreme Court Injustices are committing a grave injustice against us, and that’s a big reason that I am depressed.

We don’t have a one-party dictatorship… yet. That’s true here, and a lot of the fascist nations have had that. This duopoly of Repugnicans and Democraps is better than a one-party dictatorship, but not a lot better because the Dems allow the Coup Anon party to get their way almost all the time.

And then there are the armies, the civilians. You know that’s when they started fascism in Italy after World War I, when they decided that civilians were really part of the military effort.  And they named “fascismo.” Max, you might know how to pronounce that better than me. Fascismo is derived from “fascio” meaning “bundle of sticks.”

MAX
Fascismo, si.

Dr. SUZY
Because a bundle of sticks is stronger than one stick?

MAX
Right.

Dr. SUZY
So, isn’t that a cute little term for fascism? And they loved it at first. Everybody wanted to be fascismo. Now nobody wants to be called a fascist. It’s like being called evil.
And it is kind of evil, but in the beginning the fascists loved calling themselves fascists. They thought it was great to be strong to be together, everyone agreeing, and there is a lot of that feeling here in America right now. And yes, the civilian armies are assembling, but not exactly like they did in the old fascist countries. These are armies of ammosexual incels, sexually frustrated young men who do most of the shooting, and sexually frustrated old men, who do a lot of the raging. And they all suffer. They’re all victims. And they got lots of rage and victimization and loneliness and guns. And they use those guns.

Civilians are the real fighters these days. And the die’rs. They’re dying in America, in Ukraine everywhere.

David D on YouTube says, “Holy fuck!”

Well, yeah. I agree David D. And that’s why this show is called Fuck da Rich, because a lot of this is due to Da Rich being too rich for their good, or for our good! And they need to be fucked out of their money. We need to spread it around.

So, David D says, “Holy Fuck! A 10 year old got raped and got pregnant. And thanks to Republicans she had to go to another state to get an abortion.”

Yes, David D, she did, and that’s not all. She also was harassed, is still being harassed.

MAX
Threatened, threatened.

Dr. SUZY
Yes, and David D continues, “What if her parents didn’t have enough money to travel?” Good question which I asked last week, David D.  But thanks for reminding me that yeah, she was fortunate that she could travel, that she had a proactive family with a few bucks, they could go and get this abortion.

MAX
You know, in some countries, if the government wants more babies.  They pay for them.  It’s not slave labor. 

Dr. SUZY
They pay for babies? Oh yeah I see what you mean.

MAX
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dr. SUZY
They give tax cuts or pay a subsidy for people who have children for families in some European countries.

MAX
Not here.

Dr. SUZY
Of course, of course, that makes it kind-of worthwhile, in a way, even for people that don’t want kids to have more.

MAX
Have more babies, yay.

Dr. SUZY
Because you’re getting paid. Well hey, if you governments and corporations, you need people to work in your factories and buy things from Amazon, and of course the big thing is to join the military then yeah, you should subsidize people. You should at least pay for health care. Come on.

But you know, that doesn’t solve it.

MAX
Of course, it doesn’t solve it.

Dr. SUZY
That doesn’t solve it for the 10 year old, and that doesn’t solve it for other people that get pregnant and don’t want to give birth. The 10 year old is such an extreme example, but it did really happen, and it’s so extreme that the Republicans thought that the Liberals were lying when they said, hey, this happened. But, it did happen. They wouldn’t believe it until they produced the asshole that raped this girl.

So, they produced this guy, and they arrested him. Good. He should be arrested. You know, I don’t believe in most people being arrested and thrown into jail. But yeah, this guy should be.

Then the Rightwingers decide, oh yeah, OK, well maybe it happened, but, but, but, all these “buts”.  And the most amazing thing was in a congressional hearing, when Swalwell is talking to this so-called pro-life activist. Really, I don’t consider them “pro-life,” they’re just pro birth. They don’t care about the life, just the birth. Anyway, this anti-abortion activist was saying that abortion is never right, and so Swalwell asks, “Well, what about in this case of this 10 year old?” And at first she’s sort of like “no, that didn’t really happen.” And then she has to admit that ok, it did happen, but if it happened with a 10 year old, she says, “Then it wasn’t an abortion.”

How about that?

And immediately smart Swalwell asks someone who was a pro-choice activist, “Did you just hear misinformation?” Disinformation, because it was deliberate. And she said yes. Of course, that’s disinformation, because of course that 10 year old had an abortion. And yes, it’s an extreme case, but there are many different wild cases, whether it’s the mother’s life being in jeopardy or something happening to the fetus, the fetus dying even inside of the mother’s womb. All these things are extreme, but they deserve an abortion, and so does just the fact that a pregnant person doesn’t want to have a child. That pregnant person deserves to get an abortion. Because it’s not a child until she has it. It’s just a fetus or an embryo.

And if you believe that it’s a child, that’s your religion. And that’s fine for your religion. But you can’t force your religion on me, and on that 10 year old and on all the pregnant people who want abortions, you just can’t do that and say that this country has a separation of church and state. We don’t have a separation of church and state when you force your religious beliefs on the rest of us who don’t believe that that’s a baby. I don’t believe it. I didn’t believe it when I had an abortion. It was an embryo. It wasn’t a baby. It was a piece of tissue. So, your belief that it’s a baby is not my belief. And you should not be able to force your beliefs on me or the rest of America.

That’s why one of the most important aspects of American law is the separation of church and state. That made right the wrongs that the Puritans did to America, to this land we call America. But they just made it wrong again. They just reverted back to Puritan times. How about that?

Soon they’ll be burning and hanging witches. Hey, it’s not so far fetched. After all, we have politicians who are in office like Miss Gunslinging Lauren Boebert said, “I don’t like the separation of church and state. Screw that.” And she got big applause.

So that’s what we got right now in America. Christofascism on the March. And that’s why we must abort the court or put more judges in there. Something!

Kristen Rock gave us nine fire emojis. Is that how many Supreme Court judges there are?

MAX
Is that 9 Supreme Court judges?

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, they’re all on fire. Fire them all now.

MAX
Their handler.

Dr. SUZY
Actually, there’s three of them that are OK.

MAX
Their hemorrhoids are on fire.

Dr. SUZY
Ryan Leslie says, “As a young man, I am lonely every day and all I want is a lovely lady to love me and love her in return.” Awe he’s on Instagram. Ryan continues, “Every day I am notified about some story of murder, and it worries me because there is not enough love or sex going around.”

I feel you, Ryan, this is why I’m depressed. That is only one of the reasons, of course.  I have others, but this is the main reason, because I am a sex therapist, I’m the Love Doctor. I believe in love. I believe in The Bonobo Way of love, of peace through pleasure and good sex, female empowerment and male well-being. An important part of female empowerment is male well-being, meaning that guys like Ryan who are lonely need help. He’s probably not a shepherd, so he’s not going to have sex with his sheep. That was a big problem back in Puritan days. And he probably won’t do it with his dog either, even though we all love dogs, we’re not doing it with our dogs, most of us, thank goddess. I am not recommending doing it with any nonhuman animals. But I’m just saying people are so crazed, they’re so desperate they’re so frustrated, and we need to be understanding of this.

The fascists are very understanding of this. They try to take all that sexual frustration and turn it into ammosexuality. They try to take that aggrieved incel mentality and turn it into violence. They’re pretty good at it, and they’re doing it at every level of society.

So, we have to get good at what we’re doing, brothers and sisters, I’m not saying I know exactly how to do that. But, I need your help, I guess, because the fascists are right about one thing: the sticks together are stronger than a stick alone. But I don’t want fascism in my country.

MAX
Oh, I was just thinking about what you were saying, right?  So one of the things is you can’t overthrow the government.  Could be dangerous.  You can’t overthrow the church.  You need to question your preacher.  You need to question your priest.  You need to question the money they spend.  You need to question about their crystal fascism.  You need to teach them not to intrude into your life.  You need to walk up to the priest and say what are you people doing?  Get out of my life.

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, and you know I am not against churches, synagogues, mosques, temples of Buddha, Brahma, Krishna, whatever you want to worship.

MAX
As long as you stay in your lane.

Dr. SUZY
Well, I actually appreciated when the priests like the Berrigan brothers, they were anti war, they came out against the war. There are liberal priests. There were anyway. I don’t know if they exist anymore.

So, I don’t mind if religious leaders get a little involved in politics – though they should pay taxes. But really, it’s when the politicians themselves start to raise up their religion over all the rest of us, and we’re not all in that religion. That’s Christofascism and when the Supreme Court raises up religion as the law of the land, that is Injustice.

MAX
I say something about these Catholics, actually.  During the Kennedy election, one of the big worries was that President Kennedy was a Catholic and they were worried that if the Catholics came in, there would be a lot of pressure to change things and the funny thing is, many years later a non-Catholic, not even religious person put a bunch of Catholic on the Supreme Court. Heard it’s.

Dr. SUZY
Very interesting.

MAX
And they were, yes, they were so worried under Kennedy.

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, they were worried under Kennedy because they were concerned about the Pope wielding power in America.

MAX
Their teachings.

Dr. SUZY
And they wanted a separation of church and state. And actually, Kennedy was pretty adamant that he wanted that too, and certainly he didn’t allow the Pope to influence him.

MAX
Yeah, yeah.

Dr. SUZY
And by the way, the current Supreme Court Injustices don’t seem to be influenced by the Pope. I don’t actually think the Pope expected this ruling against abortion, and I actually am sure the Pope would not support this ruling that forbids New York’s government from putting restrictions on guns.

I can’t imagine the Pope is for their recent ruling that allows Mansion and his coal mining buddies and other corporations to just pollute without any restriction.

MAX
And kill.

Dr. SUZY
And kill, yes, there’s different ways to kill, and that’s a big way to kill, through climate catastrophes that are being generated by the capitalist pursuits of these corporations.

MAX
Which by the way, we’re doing not only in this country, but the pollution and the garbage, and these corporations are killing people around the world.  Mostly poor people, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dr. SUZY
Oh yeah, sadly, mostly in the Global South. Yes, so I have some more comments, actually a lot of comments. Ki Gong on YouTube says, “Shalom from Europe.” Well, Shalom back at you Ki Gong, and as a matter of fact, I’m a Jewish American person. Not that I’m religious at all, but I am ethnically Jewish, and I am a Jew for Palestine. So, I say Shalom and Salam. And I really believe that unfortunately, many of my brethren who are Zionists have acted badly in terms of taking this land of Palestine basically for themselves, it’s similar to what the Puritans and other Europeans did with this land we now call America that used to be Turtle Island and so you know, the Israelis have gotten a lot of ideas for their settler movement from American history. Hitler tried to. He thought Americans were brilliant because of how we (the Europeans) got rid of most of the Native Americans.  It’s pretty disturbing when you put all this together.

Ki Gong goes on, “I agree. Fuck the Rich.” That’s cool. But “Fuck The rich, he says, and you see, Ki Gong, you gotta understand, this is F.D.R. Max here is from Italy, where the fascists originated, so he’s an Italian Prince. And, of course, the monarchy is pretty fascist to begin with. They’re a little like the Vatican. They can occasionally be liberal.

But yes, I “Fuck Da Rich,” with a “da” because Max is Italian and says “da” for “the” sometimes.

FDR also stands for Franklin Delano Roosevelt who was a pretty good president, although he could be a little bit fascist too. He was a little bit of a dictator in the sense that he ruled four terms. How about that? And of course, he waged the terrible World War II, which we sort of won. I’ll get into that later.

Ki Gong also says, by the way, Zelenski owns $1 billion, or does he owe that? I’m not sure. Either way, Zelensky is a billionaire and he’s a comedian, but he’s fighting the good fight. Listen I am pro Ukraine. My ancestors, some of them are from Ukraine. I feel very strongly in support of Ukraine, and very much against Putin’s invasion. Putin’s war.

But I do not demonize Russians. I don’t even demonize Putin. I think there’s a lot of fault to go around, and I think we’ve got to start the peace talks.

Peace talks!

It really bothers me that America isn’t calling for peace talks. That’s also depressing me. Because I can’t tell Russia what to do. Russia is not my country. America is my country, and not that America listens to me. But you know America, hey you guys, brothers and sisters of America, we have to get the peace talks going. We can’t be saying that we want to do this until we defeat Russia, until they’re like all in the ground. We’re not going to do that, first of all, and second of all, that’s not the way to make peace We’ve got to try to make peace before we have a nuclear war or a nuclear accident.

Also, Ki Gong says, “I use my love gun.” And that is a beautiful thing. I even accept the use of the term “gun” when you’re talking about your penis in that way, and I even am OK with the dildos that are shaped like guns. It bothers me a little bit, you know, I wouldn’t buy one, but I get it. It’s in the culture. I’d rather you use a dildo gun than a real gun.

Shoot the gun between your legs! That’s my motto, so I enjoy using the gun terminology, like everybody else. Like I said, fascism is sexy. That’s one of the problems. There’s a sexiness to marching with those goose steps, and those sharp uniforms, and the parades, and the guns, guns, guns.

That why all these guys are imitating them. They want to be heroes to their lost cause, whatever it is, although it usually is some kind of Christofascist white supremacy. Though not always, there’s a few other lame causes, but that’s the latest one that is used a lot in America.

Robert B on Facebook says “fascism’s goal is to turn rhetoric into reality.” Hmmm… Well, I’d like to turn my rhetoric into reality. I’d like to turn the Bonobo Way into reality. So, I don’t know if that’s only fascism’s goal. I think that’s everybody’s goal, actually, but OK, Robert B. I want to like you, so let’s see what else you say. “It segregates people into different classes categories instead of unity to promote certain agendas, and people are weaker when they are separated.” Interesting. Well, I see what fascism is doing it tries to unite certain people. In the case of America, it’s trying to unite these white aggrieved supremacist Christian trying to unite them, the guys that believe in patriarchy.

MAX
Are these guys Christians?

Dr. SUZY
Well, they’re Christofascists.

MAX
They’re not Christians. They’re hiding behind some kind of Christo-something or other.

Dr. SUZY
Are the Israelis Jews? They’re hiding behind Judaism in my opinion.

MAX
So all over the world people are hiding behind their religions and committing atrocities.

Dr. SUZY
That’s how religions started.

MAX
You’re hiding behind religion and committing atrocities around the world.

MAX
Go ask your priest nicely.

MAX
Go ask your preacher nicely.

MAX
Why are you telling these lies?

MAX
Why are you trying to enslave the world under your philosophy?

Dr. SUZY
Honestly, I don’t know that it’s just the priests’ and the preachers’ fault. I think it’s the fault of the politicians. It’s the fault of the people that let these priests and preachers have power. There will always be priests and ministers and rabbis. The problem is these religious leaders have state power and they should not have state power. We can’t let them have state power.

MAX
You know what? Just, just as a side note, you know I’ve always liked Chinese culture, and I’m certainly not a fascist, but I think all these guns, with their little teeny weeny little barrels and in their ammunitions it should be sent to re-indoctrination camps because…

Dr. SUZY
Guns, or you mean the people?

MAX
The guns will stay behind.

Dr. SUZY
Well, I’m not gonna get on that bandwagon.

MAX
You yeah. No, I’m on that but I’m just saying that’s me, you know, because in the meantime people are being killed by these assholes. So as long as we’ve got Catholic judges who are handling handing everybody guns. OK, yeah the killing is massive.

Dr. SUZY
But keep in mind that these are the foot soldiers of the Christofascist judges and the police. And look at the police. They didn’t even try to stop the killing down there at that school in Uvalde, Texas. They didn’t try to stop nothing. They were standing there in the hallway looking at their phone. One guy had Punisher on his phone, and he’s standing there while people are being killed. Big Sissy. Another guy’s using sanitizer! Because hey, it’s dirty in there.

MAX
Hahaha, yeah.

Dr. SUZY
I mean, it’s funny, but it’s not funny at all.

MAX
Right.

Dr. SUZY
We’re laughing because of gallows humor here folks, but children were killed. Adults were killed. Innocent people were killed.

MAX
And every day more people are killed.

Dr. SUZY
So Robert B. on Facebook agrees that “fascism tries to make enemies out of our groups.” So yeah, I mean they try to unite a lot of people because they need armies of people to support them, even though they don’t care about voting and stuff like that. But these fascists do need armies and they do need these people out in the streets to rough other people up and that’s why in America, we have the Proud Boys and the Oath Keepers roughing people up. They are the bundles of sticks, the fasci, the little  fascist organizations. The Latin word is fasces. Sounds like feces.

MAX
Fashionistas.

Dr. SUZY
Yes, Fascist Fashionistas, and there are also the ammosexual incel killers, the shooters. They are part of

this fascist movement in America. They are hearing instructions from people like Trump, from people like Tucker Carlson that “they’re replacing us.” The replacement theory was the big impetus for the supermarket killer in Buffalo.

MAX
Well, they’re replacing you because they’re having more sex than you, stupid.

Dr. SUZY
Well, yeah, I mean, let’s just say this. There is some replacing going on there, that is not a lie, it’s just that you’re blaming and killing the wrong people.

MAX
Oh yeah, totally.

UNSCENE ABE
Right.

Dr. SUZY
The people that are replacing you are the Corporate CEOs, they’re replacing you with workers in other countries or with machines, and the leaders of the country they’re replacing you. The billionaires are replacing you. I’m not telling you to go kill them, I’m just saying you’re killing people that don’t even have any power.

MAX
Be peaceful.

Dr. SUZY
We should all be peaceful. No assassinations. But certainly these mass shootings, these horrific mass shootings are part of the Christofascist takeover in America.

They’re keeping people in a state of fear. One element, and it doesn’t seem like a big element, but it’s an element to me, is that I’m afraid to go to a protest. I want to go to a protest but I’m afraid of getting shot. I don’t think I’m the only one. There’s a lot of protests and kudos to the people out there protesting.

And by the way, I believe that that presidential order that Biden wrote the other day that helps somewhat with protecting people that want abortions in states that have outlawed it already, it’s not a fix, but there is some protection. There is some movement there, and he didn’t do it right away, folks. He didn’t do it when the draft was leaked or when the ruling came down. He did it when there were protests, when people got out in the street and that is what we have to do. I feel like such a hypocrite because I’m not out there because I’m afraid of getting shot, I’m afraid of getting COVID also and I am immunocompromised.

MAX
But keep in mind that over the years, this show and Dr. Suzy has been threatened by the United States government, by Muslim newspapers, by all kinds of violent, vile ugliness.

Dr. SUZY
But I just remembered I HAVE been to a protest. I participated in a big protest just like a few weeks ago

at Yale. It was pro-abortion rights, anti-Supreme Court. Really, anti-Brett Kavanaugh because he went to Yale. Although so did Alito. He went to Yale Law School. It’s so embarrassing that these total creeps went to Yale, my alma mater, though especially Yale Law School. Max spoke at Yale Law School.

MAX
They were having a class about pornography yeah, and this and that.

Dr. SUZY
It was part of Sex Week at Yale, yes.

MAX
Part of Sex Week at Yale and in the middle of it they shut it down.

Dr. SUZY
They shut it down because they showed a piercing.

MAX
A piercing which is a traditional goes back in history, yeah? The beginning of time. Yeah, and they cut that off so that there’s two. We need both. Yeah, so that there’s students. Now could not judge whether that you know I was fiery, right?

Dr. SUZY
You were great. You were very fiery. And I was great when I was part of Sex Week at Yale, giving lots of lectures, but they shut that down.

MAX
Christofascists, shut that down.

Dr. SUZY
Yes, Christofascists, shut it down surreptitiously. They didn’t show their religion in the name of their group. They called it something like Better Yale, but they were Jesus freaks.

MAX
Better Yale.

Dr. SUZY
Except they weren’t going by Jesus teachings, they were Christofascists.

So, on Youtube, Michaela Andrew asks, “Are you religious? Ban LGBTQ activism. America sucks by liberalism.”  That’s what I mean.

MAX
Yeah, yeah.

Dr. SUZY
Somebody in our office wrote that it was a troll.

MAX
It doesn’t matter, you’re a killer, you’re an asshole OK, get off my channel.

Dr. SUZY
So the question, “are you religious?” I will answer that, just in case you don’t know. No, I am not religious. I’m not even going to say I’m spiritual because I think that’s totally meaningless. When people say that, I always have to be polite because I feel they’re so sincere when they say, “I’m not religious, but I’m spiritual.”

MAX
I’m spiritual.

Dr. SUZY
Fuck that shit. I don’t know what it means. I ask questions about life and death. I meditate. I do yoga. I care about humanity and the Earth. I don’t know if that means I’m spiritual. Maybe you define it that way. I think about the forces in the universe. I was blown away by the pictures that came out of all the galaxies surrounding us. It makes me feel small in a nice way that was very reassuring in my depression. I see that there are a lot more things out there than this Christofascist mess in our little…

MAX
Shithole.

Dr. SUZY
Right, it’s turning into a “shithole country,” Trump, thanks to you to a great degree. Although it’s not all Trump, by the way. Fascism was rising in America, this American style of fascism. Trump just rode the wave and he’s still riding the wave.

MAX
I, I, just want to interject one little thing there that you know Billy and his wife and all of that, but for a long time they have been telling us that there is a massive right wing conspiracy at all levels that they’re organizing to take away some of these rights.  Newsom did an ad for Florida that said, do you really want a government that takes away your books?

Dr. SUZY
Newsom’s not bad. He’s not perfect, but who is? As far as the famous politicians go, he’s one of the better ones in America right now.

MAX
No, nobody right and he’s got a nice hairdo sort of thing going.

Dr. SUZY
I would vote for a combination of him and AOC for president

MAX
Well, they both have the same teeth.  Oh, they both have 385 teeth in their mouth so that they have in common.

Dr. SUZY
Ah yeah, those big sexy political smiles. Yeah baby!  Anyway, yes, protests are great and that is what moved Biden. He listens to the protests so does everybody. So keep getting out there, you brave people. And I did get out there too. I protested the Supreme Court a few weeks ago with my fellow Yalies with a big sign that says Brett lied.

MAX
Yeah, that’s another thing.  They all lied that this was now law.

Dr. SUZY
That’s why I say, abort the court!

MAX
Yeah no, no they gotta go.

Dr. SUZY
They should be impeached.

MAX
The liars, they’re, they’re like fuck you man.

Dr. SUZY
Clarence Thomas should be impeached just because he has baldly and boldly stated that he wants liberals to suffer because they made him suffer.

MAX
All righty.

Dr. SUZY
All righty.  Adriana says, “The merging of church and state is a scary thing.”

MAX
Absolutely yeah you, you bet tomorrow Sunday, OK tomorrow, Sunday. So I want you to go to church very peacefully or to wherever you go to worship whoever you worship and find out what these preachers are doing and what they’re doing to you and to your family and to your future generations.

Dr. SUZY
And don’t be afraid of the F word, and I don’t mean “fuck,” though you shouldn’t be afraid of that either. I mean, fascism. Because there isn’t a better word for what is threatening us right now. Authoritarianism is good, but it’s not as good a word for what is going on.

MAX
None of us.

Dr. SUZY
Authoritarianism is part of it, but there is an American fascism on the move and on the rise, and we have got to stop it. It is possible to stop it.

MAX
You, you me, your friends, your neighbors, your lovers the bus driver, or the doctor.

Dr. SUZY
Hey I’m not a big fan of how World War II was fought in many ways on the Allied side, but certainly on the Axis side they were for shit. They were fascists. There’s no doubt and they were stopped.  So, I’m not saying we should stop at the same way, not at all. In fact, it can’t be stopped the same way. It isn’t the same kind of fascism. It’s not happening in that way, and we need to stop it a different way. And I believe we need to stop it the Bonobo Way. We need to be Bonobo.

MAX
And you need to stop being silent and afraid.

Dr. SUZY
We need to be noisy bonobos.  Bonobos don’t kill each other, but they are not silent.

MAX
They scream.

Dr. SUZY
They yell, they scream and yell, especially when they’re being attacked. And we are being attacked, Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners. We are being attacked by Christofascist White Supremacist-Fellating idiots. They are idiots because this is going to kill them too. Most of them directly or maybe just their children.

MAX
No more rubbers at the gas station.  They’re going to take those out now.

Dr. SUZY
Are you serious?

MAX
No rubbers.

Dr. SUZY
Are you just saying that they’re taking the rubbers out of the gas stations?

MAX
No, they want to pass laws.

Dr. SUZY
Oh my goddess.

MAX
They want to prohibit that.

Dr. SUZY
So Christofascism means you can’t buy condoms at the gas station? All right.

MAX
At that folks isn’t that nice, hey?

Dr. SUZY
They really want you to get pregnant.

MAX
Send your children into the army.  Forced breeding is what we called it, and that is what it is looking like more and more and more.

MAX
Human trafficking it also calls.

Dr. SUZY
It’s disgusting.

MAX
Human trafficking so.

Dr. SUZY
In my depression, I saw three possibilities for America, three possible futures. And seriously, they’re all bad. One is fascism, which we’ve been talking about. Another is anarchy. And when I say anarchy, I mean really nobody is in charge and that could very well happen because of climate catastrophe. It could be that, yes, our grids will go out. Or it could be because of nuclear war or just a nuclear accident. Anarchy could be our future. Think Mad Max, not Capt’n Max.

And Capt’n Max often says “it’s either the monarchy or the anarchy.” I don’t know, I’m hoping there are some possibilities in between.

MAX
Yes, in Italy where they have 385 political parties.

Dr. SUZY
You know what? I would like to have 385 political parties?

MAX
Wouldn’t that be nice to represent each one of us, yes.

Dr. SUZY
I think that would be better, yeah. We could have the Bonobo Way party. Or the Block Party!

MAX
The Block Party.

Dr. SUZY
That would be fun. And yeah, I think we should have more parties. This duopoly is killing us, brothers and sisters. Because it’s not really two parties, it’s one party because we got the Republicans, they’re the fascists. I’m not saying the Democrats are fascists, but they are supporting the fascists by not mounting a strong enough opposition, by trying to go to the center, by letting so-called Democrats like Joe Manchin still call themselves Democrats. What good is that?

MAX
Did anybody kick his ass walking down the hall or just, just put a shoe up it nicely now very nicely. This thing this guy is not a Democrat.

Dr. SUZY
How about a gun-shaped dildo?

MAX
Or a gun shaped dildo.

Dr. SUZY
Ooh, no violence, of course.

MAX
I’m not gonna commit violence.

Dr. SUZY
Just kick him out of the Democratic Party.

MAX
Yeah, yeah.

Dr. SUZY
Just shame him at least.

MAX
Shame him that there are times it’s.

Dr. SUZY
He’s no good in the Democratic Party.

MAX
You know what’s he doing in there anyway, you know right what?

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, so you Democrats, my friends that I vote for, please!  We got to understand. We got fascism as a possibility, and we got anarchy as a possibility and we’ve got civil war as a possibility.

MAX
Which is right now just in the beginning stages?

Dr. SUZY
Of course, because if anybody tries to mount a war against the government while the government has the whole military and bombs, nobody is going to be successful, and that goes for all you little oath keepers there. The problem is, if the fascist gets in control of the government You know Biden is very namby pamby with the fascists, but of course he is in control of the weapons, which he’s sending so many to Ukraine.  And like I said, I’m pro-Ukraine, but I don’t think we should be sending them all these weapons. I think we should be trying to negotiate for peace.

Harry Sapien says, “Yes, we have two parties that serve the same master, the corporations.” That’s exactly right, and it’s because they all need corporations to fund their campaigns.

MAX
It is. It’s really like in Russia. It’s like you have the Liberals you have the and you have the the right wing. And, uh, and I think my

Dr. SUZY
So somebody on Youtube just asked me if I was a Republican or a liberal, but I don’t see their name anymore. Somehow that got removed, but in any case, they asked, “Are you a Republican or a liberal?” First of all, I call them “Repugnicans,” so obviously I’m not one. I don’t know how you could think I was.
But you also ask: Am I a liberal? That’s a good question actually. I think I am.

MAX
Right?

Dr. SUZY
I’ve always identified as liberal, but in the old-fashioned sense, NOT neoliberal. I despise neoliberals almost as much as fascists. I think a lot of our fascist problem comes from neoliberalism. That is, we have let corporations have the rights of human beings – more rights – and we have let capital run the world.

I am not liberal about the freedom of capital, the freedom of capitalism and the freedom of corporations. I don’t believe in that. So in that sense, I’m not a liberal. I’m a liberal in the old fashioned sense, the pre-corporate sense. My liberalism says hey, whatever your religion, it’s fine. Whatever your sexuality, it’s fine as long as you don’t hurt others, as long as it’s consensual. In that sense, I am liberal, I am tolerant. I try to be. It’s never a perfect situation. So that’s your answer, and it’s sad. I I remember when some people first were asking me about that, and they said, “Well your liberalism has turned into neoliberalism.” That I was years ago and I thought, no, they’re not the same at all, neoliberalism is the opposite of old-fashioned liberalism. So it’s not fair. There should be a place for old fashioned liberalism in our society, an honored place, and we should bring it back.

MAX
I’m a libertine.

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, I’m also a libertine.

MAX
Yeah, libertine and leaning to the left. That’s because I need a new head bun left but.

Dr. SUZY
OK so I’m a libertine too, but I want to separate myself from certain liberties, such as Elon Musk’s dad. OK, I am not that kind of libertine, and I do not approve of Elon Musk’s dad Errol Musk having a child, actually two children with his own stepdaughter. I mean, sex is great between consenting adults, assuming the stepdaughter was an adult, which I’m not even sure of. So OK, if they’re adults and they’re separate from the rest of the family, okay it’s not criminal, but keep in mind there are consequences. Terrible consequences sometimes. So my big question is, isn’t abortion legal in South Africa? Because here’s a case where abortion should have been practiced.

Although Errol Musk’s semi incestuous lovechild isn’t anywhere near as destructive to human society and the Earth in my libertine opinion as his son Elon Musk’s corporate capitalism pooping upon America… and Twitter.

MAX
Hey, listen before we go Suzy. Oh well so we have 10 minutes left.

Dr. SUZY
Oh my goodness, this has been a fast show.

MAX
If, if you guys got any comments or anything, our telephone number is 213-291-9497 that’s 213-291-9497. Bro and you can call us right now if you have something to say actually how you can do that is using your phone.

Dr. SUZY
Actually, there’s no more time to call. The problem is when they call at the end, I have to rush my answers to their questions which isn’t great.

MAX
Oh, right, yeah, that’s the problem.

Dr. SUZY
I usually like calls, but I guess we talked so much, and so many comments!

MAX
Well, I’m just trying to see if I if I can get somebody riled up to you know that’s all then.  And we’re well, if we don’t like what they’re saying, we hang up on them and…

Dr. SUZY
No, we usually talk to them, even if we don’t like what they’re saying.

MAX
Oh, OK.

Dr. SUZY
So Speaking of not exactly liking what they’re saying, Ryan, who says a lot of things I like, like almost everything. But he now he says, “Life Force” – whatever that is – “debuted in 1985 captivates because it represents Make Love  Not War.” Fine. I love Make Love Not War. But then he goes on to say, “Chaos reigned upon the earth but the only way to stop it was a union between man and woman.”

All right, I guess I’m all for unions between man and woman. In fact, I’m in one. I’ve been married 30 years and I have a lot of great man-woman sex, and actually we had some great man-woman sex  last night.

MAX
Yeah, and and we’re pro-sex. Also we’re pro unions, right?

Dr. SUZY
Right, we’re pro-unions in general, but unions can be between a man and a man, or between a woman and a woman.

MAX
A man and a corona.

Dr. SUZY
OK, right away here, I’m not sure about that kind of union as a marriage, you know, because that’s what the right wingers say. They say if you start letting men marry men, then the next thing you know you’re going to have to let somebody marry a tree.

MAX
Well, that’s already happening. Annie Sprinkle has married various trees.

Dr. SUZY
Well, that’s true, but I don’t think it has legal standing. It IS legal actually, for a man to marry a man and a woman to marry a woman, and hopefully it’ll stay legal, but with Clarence Thomas, it probably won’t.

MAX
Oh yeah, and that’s another thing that’s going out the window so all you guys and gals or who have built your little life and built your that’s gonna end.

Dr. SUZY
So Ryan says, “This is how our society should overcome, with peace understanding and love.” Well, OK, I certainly believe in peace and understanding and love. But I will say this, which I said last week, so I won’t spend too long on it now… But a lot of people fight wars out of love. A lot of people kill out of love, so love is a double-edged feeling.

MAX
Right.

Dr. SUZY
Speaking of war… Free Julian Assange! Keep this in mind: Wars are started by lies. Peace is often started by the truth. Julian Assange is being prosecuted by the US and the UK because he told the truth about America and our wars, and specifically Bush’s wars. But really, all of American wars being waged in our name. So free Assange! He is now being extradited to the US, and there he will be imprisoned, hung maybe, not given a fair trial, I’m sure.

Actually, the Mexican president has an interesting idea. He says we should take down the Statue of Liberty, because our indictment of Julian Assange, a journalist, shows that America is no longer the land of liberty. He did say that in response to somebody questioning him about Mexican journalists being killed, and yes, there are quite a few Mexican journalists being killed. It’s very sad and terrible, but he’s not killing them. He’s trying to find the killers.  I actually kind of like this Mexican President.

MAX
Yeah, he’s pretty cool.

Dr. SUZY
Speaking of people in charge, I have to say we talked about former Japanese Prime Minister Abe last week.  I’m sorry, Abe.

UNSCENE ABE
Yeah, that’s okay.

Dr. SUZY
There’s no excuse for Abe being assassinated, but he was a bit of a fascist. He was very neoliberal, and he wanted to bring back the Japanese military. And the guy who killed him… You know why he killed him?

UNSCENE ABE
No.

Dr. SUZY
Because Abe had spoken at a Moonie convention. Remember the Moonies? They’re still around and they’re big in Asia. They’re also kind of big here in America, but they’re kind of fascist and very dangerous.

MAX
I, I used to.

Dr. SUZY
I infiltrated the Moonies when I was young. I used to live next door to their compound in Holland.

MAX
All the movies up there, yeah?

Dr. SUZY
Oh wow, see we both had Moonies in our background.

MAX
Yeah yeah Oh yeah.

Dr. SUZY
I infiltrated them when I was with the Suicide Club. We also climbed the Golden Gate Bridge and eventually did Burning Man anyway, and we spied on the Moonies for a weekend. Anyway, Abe spoke at a few Moonie conventions. Moonies are very, very conservative. And they’re grifters. And this guy who killed him – not that the guy has any excuse – but his mom gave all her money to the Moonies, so he was upset. So he killed Abe which was a bad idea because now Abe is a martyr. OK, it’s a bad idea first, because you shouldn’t kill anybody. That’s the main thing. But second, because you made this conservative neoliberal semi-fascist, militaristic guy into a martyr. And now his conservative neoliberal, militaristic, semi-fascist party is cleaning up at the polls in Japan. So be careful who you assassinate.

MAX
You know when we lived on the farm near the moonies on the North Sea he and beg bargain and say at the in Bergen and say I saw a lot of hot chicks coming out of that place.

Dr. SUZY
Well, yeah, like I said in the beginning of this show, fascism can be sexy. That’s the problem.

MAX
I’m, I’m telling you, man.

Dr. SUZY
A lot of these cults, like the Moonies, they get a lot of hot chicks, and the cults are always fascist.

MAX
I am telling you.

Dr. SUZY
They’re a little microcosm of fascists in a little small community.

MAX
Right.

Dr. SUZY
Before we’re done, I just want to say that through my depression, I am cheering myself up by checking out all of these amazing photos from our Bonoboville Reunion show, Class of 2022, which we did thanks to Vice providing COVID tests. Before that, we weren’t doing these in-person shows because we didn’t want to catch COVID.

MAX
It was wonderful. And it was for a Vice special, really.

Dr. SUZY
And Vice is going to put out a documentary about us very shortly. But we wanted to put out our show and Vice said it was fine because our show is different. Vice can’t show all that we showed on our show. Our show is only on our site. So go to https://drsusanblock.com/bonoboville-reunion and you will see what I mean. Amazing people, like Amor Hilton, plus Daniele Watts and Chef Belive – happy anniversary guys! And Sally Mullins and her Man-Pet, and Mistress Mina and her mentee Nova and so many great people. Rhiannon Aarons and Mistress Erica, Ikkor the Wolf, and Coralyn Jewel, our therapist who you can talk to when you call 213-291-9497. We even had some really important Lefty celebrities in our audience, including Abby Martin and Michael Prysner. Plus John Barrymore and Luzer Twersky, although I wouldn’t call Luzer a lefty, I don’t know what he is lately. But he’s a VIP, and he’s pretty leftist, right?

MAX
He’s pretty interesting.

MAX
He’s yeah, he’s pretty left.

Dr. SUZY
He’s showing a big movie now in Europe.

MAX
In Germany, the movie is called “A Restaurant with No Name”

Dr. SUZY
Right.

MAX
Yeah, and it’s about.

Dr. SUZY
A Bedouin and Jew that get along.

MAX
And a Jew that has to go to cross the lands the Arab lands in order to get to this other place in order to take part in this convocation of some sort and so this shows him traveling through these Arab lands, and of course, my favorite scene is when he’s on the bus with all these Arabs and they discovered there’s a Jew in the back and so things get a little a little nervous and exciting and Loser, there’s a great scene where he looks out from behind the seat of the bus very worried and, and then the Arab now if he doesn’t get there, if a loser doesn’t get to this place this whole Jewish little thing falls apart. So the Arab, becomes torsky and he goes to this convocation as Luzer. And so all of a sudden, everybody cheering and other and it’s kind of fun because the Jews I see Jews like a lot like Italians. You know that the Jews knew that wasn’t Twersky? Because there were, police was down below, but they received him like Torsky. Anyway, sorry, it’s a good movie. Go see it, it’s a fun movie.

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, it’s a good movie, and Luzer is, of course, a great actor in it. I have to say though, since you went into such a long description, and since we’re talking about fascism, I gotta be quick about this because we’re almost out of time, but the problem with the movie as I see it is that it kind of glosses over the fascist state of Israel.

MAX
Oh yes.

Dr. SUZY
And how it is creating an apartheid state, stealing the land from the Palestinians, and it makes it seem like everybody is fine with all of that, and that the Bedouin and the Jew all get along. And it’s all very nice, but it ignores this terrible crime that is being committed against the Palestinian people. It totally glosses over that, and yet it’s supposed to be about Israel, so I guess, to me, it isn’t something I would totally recommend, but I just recommend it because Luzer does a great job acting in it.

MAX
It’s a movie.

Dr. SUZY
Right.

MAX
And also because he’s a bonobo. He’s our friend, right?

Dr. SUZY
He’s our friend, that’s true, and you can always like everything about a movie.

MAX
Right.

Dr. SUZY
And these days I don’t like most movies because most movies are just so violent, and this one isn’t, so I appreciate that. Most movies are full of either real violence and blood and gore, or – and this is maybe a little bit worse – they’re full of comic book violence that makes violence seem like it’s just playing a video game.

And you know the fascist state of Israel proves something else. It just proved this recently, which is that neofascism doesn’t need a strong leader. Netanyahu is long gone and Naftali has crashed and burned, and there’s no big charismatic Zionist leader now, bu the colonial settlers are still stealing Palestinian land and killing Palestinians, even a prominent American journalist, Shireen abu Akleh. And we are not coming out against this, “we” meaning America. I just cringe when I see Joe Biden saying he’s supporting Israel no matter what. And I see he’s saying he supports basically Saudi Arabia. He’s fistbumping with the killer of another American journalist Jamal Khashoggi. So I got to say, this duopoly sucks. And yet I still vote Democratic because the Republicans are worse.

MAX
The lesser of two evils.

Dr. SUZY
Sex is under attack everywhere, Brothers and sisters, from fascism. It’s coming from the bottom with the mass shooters and Proud Boys.  It’s coming from the top, the Supreme Injustices. It’s coming from the environment. COVID is back. I don’t know that it ever really went away, but we wanted to feel that it went away, so a lot of people act like it went away and still act like that and keep their masks off, and anyway, it’s back. People are in hospitals. The microbes are out there. And now there’s a new disease and monkeypox. It’s a little like smallpox, pretty terrible, and it’s going around.

Meanwhile, the Republicans are restricting voting rights. That’s the bottom line.

MAX
You better hide your books.

Dr. SUZY
And they’re restricting reading lists in schools, of course, and libraries. It’s really appalling, but we’re here still on F.D.R., at least for now and hopefully for a little while longer. So we hope that you stay with us and that you try to go our way instead of the fascist way.

And yes, I do believe in trying to make my rhetoric a reality. The fascists do it all too well, and it hurts us all. But please hear our rhetoric, and practice the Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure, and that means lots of sex, consensual sex, peaceful sex, good sex. Maybe a little bit of fighting here and there, but no killing. Bonobos are our closest cousins and have never been seen killing each other. So, we can do it too. Bonobos empower the females. #MeToo could learn a lot from the Bonobo Way. Rape is rare among bonobos. The Bonobo females rule. MILFs rule, Bonoboville. Older females – burned at the stake as witches by the Puritans – are respected as wise matriarchs among bonobos.

Why do the guys put up with this? You may ask that question, as many have asked, and the answer is the other part of the Bonobo Way is male well-being, male nurturing, and that includes male sexuality, brothers and sisters. Male sexuality has got to be nurtured and cared for, or provided for in some way, in a consensual way, in a tolerant way. One way is allowing all the guys to have sex with other guys. A lot of guys would do that if it wasn’t so repressed, so stigmatized, so looked down on. There’s lots of different kinds of sex guys can enjoy which are stigmatized in our society, like sex work, and like masturbation.  How about that? That is also looked down. And it’s killing us. Guys have to express themselves sexually, and that’s part of the Bonobo Way, or else they may go ammosexual, and we’ve seen how that goes.

And sharing. Bonobos share. We have to share. Of course, bonobos don’t have mansions and gas guzzling, SUVs and planes. But they do have bananas and they share them, and they show us that sharing is better for everyone.

I see from this story about Elon Musk how he is suffering. His father is pretty creepy. I get it. He’s got a problematic family, as many of us do. Elon Musk needs some help, and it’s apparent that his billions don’t help him at all with his family or his own mental health issues, and they certainly don’t help the rest of us.

So Fuck Da Rich! And tax them. We need some socialism in America. We don’t need fascism. So let’s start sharing please, brothers and sisters. Because otherwise I’m going to get really depressed, and I don’t like being depressed, so cheer me up! #GoBonobos! Be Bonobo. Stop fascism! Make kink, not war!

Make like bonobos, not baboons, Make Love Not War. Make love to someone you love tonight, even if that someone is you. I love you.

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It’s the second-to-last Saturday in May, and this week’s wet and wild radioSUZY1 show proves that Masturbation Month came in like a lion and is on its way to going out with a bang… and a splash. Milk and honey flow in the promised land of the Speakeasy, where High Priestess of Pleasure Dr. Suzy reigns supreme with the assistance of Pope Max I and resident vestal “virgin” Asia Perez. Tonight, three Tantric goddesses go before the congregation to enlighten us about the Tantric lifestyle, the pursuit of physical pleasure, and the mystic phenomenon of female ejaculation (affectionately known as “squirting”). Male celebrities like Sting and P-Diddy have popularized Tantric sex and its “extended benefits” from training the body to delay orgasm. Dr. Corynna Clarke and goddesses Brooke and Elle steer us deeper into the female perspective, what it means to be a “Tantra slut,” exploring the connections between the earth’s energy and the feminine spirit, the healing power of touch, and their own journeys of self-discovery.

 From massage therapy to leading groups in celebration, these ladies have committed themselves to helping others open the floodgates of their minds, hearts, and sex organs. Squirting bursts a woman’s floodgates wide open with an orgasmic eruption, and the night’s conversations ebb and flow around this topic. We’ll hear details about the anatomical  mechanisms of the squirt; an introduction to the female G-Spot and why it’s not only elusive but controversial; and personal anecdotes from all the ladies about their experiences with squirting. As drool-worthy as this segment is, it wouldn’t be a proper show in May without some discussion about the month’s handy theme; Dr. Suzy and guests answer one caller’s (not-so-hard-hitting) questions about the consequences of chronic self-stimulation and help him locate his own male G-Spot (aka the “P-spot”), and the goddesses receive Pocket Rockets to aid them in their own enlightened self-stimulation, before Dr. Corynna gives us a live post-show demonstration of wet hot Tantric masturbation at the hands of goddess Elle.

 That’s all for this week, folks… remember to make love, drop Pocket Rockets, and squirt for peace. Namaste! Amen, and Awomen.

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Two mass murders in quick succession got me wondering—yet again—why America is so murderously violent, both abroad and at home.  Obviously, there is a rich and tangled tapestry of reasons, one being our sheer number of citizens (statistically, we’re likely to have more mass murders than other countries).  Another is the relative convenience with which Americans can acquire automatic weapons; in some states, like Alabama, it’s easier to buy a gun than a sex toy.

Speaking of sex, another reason for all the all-American violence might be that the American Brain leans more toward the “Might Makes Right” than the “Make Love, Not War” school of thought.  This is partly an American tradition; our nation was founded by Puritans who came to a new land, brimming with religiously inspired, passionately anti-sex fervor, and essentially mass-murdered most of the natives so they could live in “peace.”  That tradition is carried on by an American media and ratings system that consistently rewards violent programming packed with shootings, stabbings and bombings with G or PG ratings, but smacks an X or NC-17 on any film that shows a simple nipple.  Shooting someone in the breast is considered PG, as long as that breast is clothed.

What does it mean to grow up under the influence of the consistent American media message that gun shots are “cleaner” and more acceptable than cum shots? At the very least, it’s one more reason that a deeply frustrated, psychotic individual might grab a semiautomatic weapon and mow down his neighbors, rather than just shooting the gun between his legs and taking a nap.

As my favorite developmental neuropsychologist, Dr. James Prescott, found through lab tests with animals and cross-cultural analyses of human societies: “Pleasure and violence have a reciprocal relationship, that is, the presence of one inhibits the other… A raging, violent animal will abruptly calm down when electrodes stimulate the pleasure centers of its brain. Likewise, stimulating the violence centers in the brain can terminate the animal’s sensual pleasure and peaceful behavior. When the brain’s pleasure circuits are ‘on,’ the violence circuits are ‘off,’ and vice versa…As either violence or pleasure goes up, the other goes down.”

Our kissing cousins, the bonobos, show us the way.  Whereas common chimps tend to control sex through violence, bonobos control violence with sex.  We humans, being about as equally close to bonobos as we are to common chimps, have our erotic bonobo side and our more violent and authoritarian (and Republican?) common chimp side.  Personally, I’m rooting for our bonobo side to take over before we blow each other up.

 I don’t believe in censorship, except the kind that stops folks from yelling “fire!” in the proverbial crowded theater.  So I gathered together a congregation of pundits, publishers, porn stars and puppets (amazing marionettes created by the Team America: World Police “Puppet Man”, actually, but more on that in a minute) to address these sex, life and death issues in the Womb Room broadcast studio.

President Obama makes a campaign stop in BonoboVille! Watch it or Just Listen Free on DrSuzy.tv. Photo: L’Erotique.  Puppet: Scott Land

In terms of the issues, my guests agree to disagree on some points (like the Second Amendment), but we all love the beautiful, naked bodies and the hot, passionate sex that emerges, as it fortunately does in so many glorious editions of The Dr. Susan Block Show.  The night climaxes with a cum shot, not a gun shot, in the after-party.  So in the Sex vs. Violence competition, sex wins!  At least here in BonoboVille, sex wins.

Featured Guests:

Lara Riscol: A Colorado mom and journalist who “questions the stories we tell ourselves about sex,” published in The Nation, Salon, AlterNet, RHReality Check, Religion Dispatches, among others, I discovered Lara upon reading her AlterNet article, “What Terrorizes Americans Most: Guns or Sexual Freedom?”, which inspired the topic for this show.  Lara’s pro-sex education stance has gotten her flak from some anti-sex readers, but it wins her new fans on my show.

Robert “Corpsy” Rhine: Deaditor-in-Chief of Girls and Corpses magazine and one of my favorite guests, Corpsy brings sex—or at least, sexy girls—and death (sometimes violent, bloody death) together in his humorous, kink-filled, but PG-rated (though it has some of the goriest-looking corpses imaginable, it has no nudity) magazine.  He brings his new issue (Volume 6, Summer) featuring my brand new “Sex To Die For” column.  Pick up Girls and Corpses to see how I answer a girl’s question regarding the sex she believes she is having on a nightly basis with the ghost of her late boyfriend, and also check out the photo spread featuring Dr. Susan Block Show producer Tasia Sutor and Starry Knight having kinky fun in a graveyard.  We also do another tribute to our late great friend and clown porn princess Holly Stevens, a G&C model and close friend of Corpsy, who recently died from an especially aggressive form of breast cancer. One war we’re all in favor of fighting-to-win is the war against cancer. Fortunately, Max is winning his own personal Big C Battle…so far.

Scott Land: Creator of the legendary marionettes of South Park’s Team America: World Police (check out the hilarious and super kinky Team America puppet sex scene), the ‘Puppet Man” brings an even raunchier, anatomically explicit cast of marionettes to our show, including a flasher who opens up his raincoat to reveal a literally flashing (more…)

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Length 02:00:28 Date: Nov. 24th, 2018

by Dr. Susan Block

As millions of temples, synagogues and households around the world gather around flickering menorahs on the seventh night of the Jewish Festival of Lights, so do we here on DrSuzy.Tv, broadcasting live from the Womb Room sanctuary of the Little Love-Synagogue of the Bonobo Way.

However, we don’t just light the candles; irreverent boho-bonobos that we are, we also drip the melting candlewax on the beautiful buns and bared breasts of some of our sexy guests.

Dripping Hanukkah Hot Wax onto Tuesday Conner’s voluminous boobs! Photo: Don Juan

“Hot-Wax Hanukkah” sizzles, squeals, sings the ancient prayers and permeates Bonoboville with warmth, fire, humor, pleasure and just a little sting of pain.

Wild shenanigans ensue, along with sapiosexual conversations, Jewish/Christian/Muslim/Buddhist/Hindu/Pagan interaction, dreidel spinning, candle races, a very sensuous Bonoboville Communion, Waterboarding with Manischewitz and a sparkling explosion of female ejaculation gushing forth as I slap it, like that spring from the rock in the Biblical desert.  

Hanukkah Holy Water! Photo: Ruddy Chung

It’s Hanukkah Holy Water!

#GoBonobos for Hot-Wax Hanukkah! Photo: Jux Lii

Hallelujah. Amen. And AWOMEN. Whatta show!

The Mueller Miracle

All the winter holidays—Christmas, Krampus, Hanukkah, Kwaanza, Mohammed’s Birthday, Panchat Ganapati, Bodhi Day, the ancient Roman Saturnalia, and I’m sure I’m forgetting some—stem from the natural Winter Solstice.

When the days are shortest and the nights longest, our prehistoric human ancestors celebrated the miracle of life in this season of death with fire to chase away the chill, light to chase away the darkness and lots of red hot sex to chase away the cold, dark winter blues.

Winter Solstice Sex to Chase Away the Cold Dark Lonely Blues. Photo: Jux Lii

Mixing up all three, I envision our bonoboesque ancestors coming together in a lively orgy around a roaring fire, maybe in a cave, on a long dark night in the dead of winter.

Telling Tales of Miracles around the Flickering Fire. Photo: Ruddy Chung

In the afterglow, they might tell tales of miracles—the miracle of the Buddha receiving enlightenment on Bodhi Day or the Virgin Birth on Christmas Day. Then there is the mythical miracle of Hanukkah, that story of the “everlasting light,” the sacred oil lamp of the ancient Jewish Temple in Jerusalem. Said to have contained just enough oil to burn for 24 hours, the lamp miraculously lasted for eight days, enough time for the Maccabees, the heroes of the Hanukkah story, to defeat their so-called “enemies” in battle and obtain fresh oil to replenish the eternal flame. This little tale of a light that never fades against all odds is the basis for the eight candles (plus one, the shames or “slave” candle whose “job” is to light the others) of Hanukkah (or, if you prefer, Chanuka; it’s a Hebrew word, so there’s no universally correct English spelling). Though on this night, we only light seven, which is a good thing since one of my old menorahs is missing a candle holder.

Hold a flaming Hanukkah candle and the Baby Jesus Buttplug heavenward, with “Guest Rebbitzen” Sheree Rose, I thank all the Gods, Goddesses, Angels & Buttplugs for the “Mueller Miracle.” Photo: Jux Lii

Before we light the candles, I take a moment to thank God—the Hebrew God, the Greek Goddess, the Baby Jesus, Mother Mary, as well as all the other gods, goddesses, angels and paralegals that might have been involved—for granting us, the petrified snowflake liberals of America, the miracle of Robert Mueller. Yes indeed, may the great Independent Council in the sky, the Deep State or wherever he is, deliver us from evil, specifically the Evil Trumpus who, like Antiochus the Villain of Hanukkah, whips us daily with nasty tweets, fascist rallies, Nazi-ish nationalism, vicious racism and those pernicious emoluments-marinating children of his, some of whom, I’m embarrassed to say, are Jewish.

Adolf Twitler. Photo: Jux Lii

Now, with your blessings and court filings, Oh Mighty Mueller, this Abominable Orangutan (with apologies to orangutans)  has been reduced from President Trumpus to Individual 1 (who “must be dropping a number 2 in his pants now,” according to Tony Posnanski), and for this we say hallelujah. Amen and AWOMEN.  

Hot-Wax Hanukkah 2018: Sheree Rose, Tuesday Conner, Dr. Suzy, Luzer Twersky, Juici Jenni, Ikkor the Wolf. Photo: Jux Lii

We hope and pray, with our hands (but not our legs) together, that said Individual 1 will resign peacefully from his stolen nightmare of a Presi-dunce-y, and take Mike Panty-Boy Pence with him, and that we’ll be swearing in President Nancy Pelosi in the New Year.

Trumpocalypse Therapy. Photo: Jux Lii

As a reminder, we put a Hitler mustache on our Trumpus Voodoo Doll, gagged with a penis pacifier whacked with The Bonobo Way, in keeping with the Semitic holiday theme.

Commedia Erotica Cast of Characters

Ever the irreverent Rebbetzin, I open the show in my “Jew blue” bra, a thong emblazoned with “LOX et Veritas” (ie., “Smoked Fish & Truth,” the Yiddishe version of Yale’s “Lux et Veritas” motto), blue thigh highs and high heels, a shtreimel-like hat and a tallith (prayer shawl). Around my neck is a Star of David woven for me from “jailhouse blues” the blue and white threads of prison uniforms—by a Dr. Susan Block Show fan who happened to be an inmate at LA’s infamous Twin Towers Jail (and that’s another tale), which I wear as a reminder of all the people unfairly incarcerated in the American Prison-Industrial Complex.  

Malchat Hanukkah. Photo: Selfie

First in the Womb Room is veteran artist, marvelous Mistress and “Guest Rebbetzin” Sheree Rose. We met Sheree over 25 years ago when she first appeared on DrSuzy.Tv to talk about her BDSM work with the artist Bob Flanagan, but she hasn’t been back in the Womb Room since last Hanukkah, having suffered a heart attack and gall bladder surgery. You wouldn’t know it though; aside from losing a little weight, she looks just the same. Also, she’s happy to announce that a new book about her life, Rated Rx, will be coming out very soon!

World Renowned Artist & Mistress Sheree Rose COMES BACK from a heart attack for Hanukkah 2018 on DrSuzy.Tv. Photo: Jux Lii

Just in time to start the show, in romps sexy porn star/performance artist Juici Jenni. More than a guest on this particular show, Jenni helps me out a bit with this and that, since my kitty-kat show assistant Blossom Green is down-for-the-count with a knock-out flu. Tis the season. Get well soon Blossom!

Luzer Twersky & Juici Jenni + Jacob Sokolof’s Big Banana and Jeffrey Vallence’s Trump Pee Pad (upside down). Photo: Ruddy Chung

A few minutes into the show, in saunters Rabbi Luzer Twersky. Well, Luzer’s not really a rabbi, though his Dad is the renowned Grand Rabbi David Twersky of New York’s Satmar Hasidic Jewish community.

Gallery of Luzers. Photos: Jux Lii

Having “escaped” the Hasidic sect a few years ago to become an actor, now Luzer is the winner of the “Best Actor” award in two different international film festivals (in Torino, Italy and Amiens, France) for his tour de force performance as a cuckolded Orthodox Jewish husband in the Canadian film “Félix & Meira,” as well as (among many other more mainstream accolades) the coveted SUZY award (for three consecutive years) for “Funniest Fundamentalist Refugee.”

Luzer brings along a surprise guest, Abdullah Saeed, host of BONG APPÉTIT on Vice, whom he met through HBO’s “High Maintenance,” where Luzer plays Baruch and Abdullah plays Abdullah.

Abdullah the Hasidic Bonobo! Photo: Ruddy Chung

All dressed up in one of his signature Edwardian plaid suits, Luzer “thinks Yiddish” and “dresses British,” politely refusing the shtreimel and tallith I offer him, though Abdullah accepts them joyously.

Semitic Commedia, aka Borsht Belt in Bonoboville. Photo: Jux Lii

It’s deliciously disorienting to see a Muslim, albeit a pot-smoking lapsed Muslim, don a streimel and tallith with such enthusiasm. Maybe there’s hope for peace in the Middle East!

PHOTOS: JUX LII

Sheree also puts on a shtreimel, and Jenni wraps her sexy body in a tallith.

Singing the Prayers as We Light the Menorahs. Photo: Jux Lii

Then we light the Hanukkah candles, singing the Hebrew prayers, a little off-key, as per the Block Family tradition:

Baruch Atah Adonai – Elohenu Melach Ha Olam – Asher Kid’shan Mimitzvotav – Vitzi Vanu L’hadleek Nair -Shel Hanukkah

Amen. Awomen!

Luzer even does a special Satmar rendition in a fine rabbinical baritone.

It’s really quite melodious, but honestly, I have mixed feelings about Hanukkah as well as all religion, especially the major monotheistic faiths which use mythology and fear to try to control our natural, blooming sexuality, denigrating any form of sex that isn’t focused on procreation for the perpetuation and expansion of the religion itself, instead of acknowledging the benefits of sex for recreation as well as procreation, as well as relationships, not to mention peace, health and well-being. 

L’Hadleek Nair Shel Hanukkah. Photo: Jux Lii

In my sex therapy practice, I treat many victims of religious sexual abuse from all over the world. This allows me to witness first-hand how authoritarian attempts to control natural human sexuality by the Church, Synagogue, Mosque and Temple lead to tremendous oppression, ignorance, bigotry, misogyny, hypocrisy and misery.

This is why I don’t put much stock in the mythologies or fear-controlling tactics of any religion, including Judaism, the religion of my childhood. However, since I was raised in a conservative Jewish household that celebrated the Hanukkah Festival of Lights in the shivery darkness of the Winter Solstice, those flickering lights are as much a part of me as my hats, lingerie and Yale degree.

A Kinky Horny Hanukkah. Photo: Abe Bonobo

In light of the recent Trumped-up, Caravan fear-inspired, anti-Semitic massacre of 11 Jews at the Tree of Life Synagogue, I’m particularly drawn to the flickering embers of my ancestors, some of whom may well have been massacred in similar anti-Semitic rampages in Russia and Europe. Thus, I say the bracha (blessing) and light the Hanukkah candles, albeit with a hefty helping of irreverent, erotic, bonoboesque and (some might say) “blasphemous” tweaking.

Strip Dreidel & Hot Wax

Now we get to the gaming element of Hanukkah, which is actually an old Judaic tradition, one that Abdullah reminds us goes against the Muslim prohibition on gambling. Nevertheless, he gamely spins the dreidel with Luzer. I try to get them to play “Strip Dreidel,” but not one piece of Luzer’s three-piece suit nor Abdullah’s super-Jew cosplay comes off.

Abdullah wins the Dreidel Wars when he spins his top off the table. Photo: Ruddy Chung

In accordance with the Block Family’s favorite Hanukkah betting game, the Hanukkah Candle Race, everybody picks the candle that they think will last the longest.

Saying the Blessing over the Buttocks before Hot-Waxing. Photo: Jux Lii

Then it’s time for Hanukkah Hot Wax! No, this was not a Block Family tradition, though I did enjoy playing with the melted candle wax, which my mother, father, grandmother and brother constantly told me not to do because it was dangerous and sacrilegious, not to mention my attempt at cheating on the Candle Race.

PHOTOS: JUX LII

But I enjoyed the erotic, transgressive feeling of sneaking molten bits of the hot wax from the burning candles and rolling it sensuously between my fingers, and now that I have my own show, I can play with my wax all I want.

Hot-Wax Hanukkah in Full Swing at the Speakeasy. Photo: Ruddy Chung

Even more fun, I can drip it on other consenting adult humans… like Juici Jenni!

PHOTOS: JUX LII

Dropping to her hands and knees by the flickering menorahs, Jenni offers her beautiful bum to my dribbling phallic candles.

Drip, drip, drip goes the burning hot wax onto her soft flesh and wiggling crack.

Luzer’s First Hot-Wax Hanukkah. Photo: Frank T

“Ooh! Ow! Ohhhh, I like it,” moans, squeals and declares Juici Jenni.

Then she bares her lovely, natural boobs, pulling them out the sides of her conveniently cut outfit.

Baptizing Jenni’s titties in Hanukkah Hot Wax. Photo: Frank T

Whereupon, I drip-drip-drip the Hanukkah candle wax all over her tender titties.

What a vision of waxy feminine beauty!

PHOTOS: JUX LII

Then we invite Abdullah and Luzer to pick the dried wax off of her delectable boobs and (now bare) ass.

Rabbi Saeed picks the wax off Jenni’s butt as Rabbi Twersky supervises. Photo: Ruddy Chung

Miraculously, they manage to do this without splitting a seam in their pants.

Sheree also picks some wax off of Jenni’s butt with great care and expertise.

Sheree picks the wax off Jenni’s butt like an archaeologist excavating an historic artifact. Photo: Don Juan

Then Abdullah fires up one of his trademark gourmet joints off the Hanukkah menorah, takes a puff and passes it around.

Abdullah fires up a special gourmet “Bong Appetit” Hanukkah doobie as I say the prayer for the “Fruit of the Earth” (vegetables). Photo: Jux Lii

I sing the Hebrew prayer for vegetables, “fruit of the earth,” which strikes me as the closest to weed:

Baruch Atah Adonai – Elohenu Melach Ha Olam – Borai Peree Ha-adamah

Amen. Awomen.

Boom Shiva Shambolay Boom!

Boom Shiva Shambalay Boom! Photo: Ruddy Chung

Throwing in the Hindu smoke prayer as long as we’re praying.

Bonoboville rapper and Green Cross King Ikkor the Wolf takes a toke. I know I’m showing my age when I say this, but I still can’t believe weed is legal, let alone killing it on the stock market.

More Hot Wax, Manischewitz Communion, Luzer & a Muslim Winner

Back from the break, the fabulous Tuesday Conner joins us. Though she is a spoken word poet, she claims not to be able to speak a word, her lovely voice having been wounded by the terrible air quality since the LA wildfires.

PHOTOS: JUX LII

But she’s more than game for receiving the Hanukkah Baptism of Hot Wax with love, almost fully baring her mammoth mammaries, including areola, for my special penis-shaped candle that drips ballet-pink wax that looks rather like frothy male ejaculate, at least to my erotic imagination.

Tuesday Conner gets Hot-Waxed for Hanukkah. Photo: Ruddy Chung

Later I drip hot dark green wax on Tuesday’s voluminous boobs as she grins like a gratified goddess, squealing with delight at each splash of molten wax on her jiggling chest, her beautiful nipples emerging like flowers in the winter sun.

I imagine that if I stood there all night, I could make a wax sculpture of Tuesday’s breasts.

As it is, I create a Jackson Pollock-style speckling of ballet pink and ecosexual green.

Candle Power. Photo: Ruddy Chung

What’s Hanukkah without Manischewitz?

Sheree takes Bonoboville Communion from our Altar Girl, Juici Jenni, and a very sensuous woman-girl Communion it is.

Hanukkah Communion. Photo: Jux Lii

Then Sheree leans back in Jenni’s lap, closes her eyes and opens her mouth as I Waterboard her, bonobo-style, with the sticky sweet wine of our youth.

Sheree gets Waterboarded, Bonobo-Style, with Manischewitz Hanukkah Wine. Photo: Ruddy Chong

Luzer smokes, and we chat and chant more blues for Jews, everybody’s favorite scapegoats for many millennia. 

Luzer, don’t you dare ash your cigarette in the Menorah! Photo: Ruddy Chung

Some Jews in the News are doing great things, like Noam Chomsky (who just turned 90), Norman Lear (96 and working on a new show with Luzer!) and Sascha Baron Cohen. And some Jews are doing terrible things, like Javanka, Michael Cohen, Stephen Miller, Felix Sater, Binyamin Netanyahu, Adam Sandler—Oy! Why is the bad list longer than the good list? At least Paul Manafort isn’t Jewish, but that’s another story.

Jews are also being killed—just for being Jews, which has gone on for thousands of years, but Trump has kicked it up a notch, blaming the Jewish George Soros for the caravan which flicked a switch in that Pittsburg Synagogue shooters mind and then—whoops, 11 very innocent Jews are dead.

Happy 90th Birthday to Noam Chomsky from Bonoboville!

Our talk now turns to dead Jews like Dr. Wilhelm Reich, who believed in the healing power of orgasm and was tormented by Nazis and Americans alike, and Dr. Magnus Hirschfeld, whose Institute (with rather eerie similarities to the Block Institute) was at the center of the Roaring Twenties world of Weimar Berlin until the Nazis burned it all down.

I also thank Ashley Judd (who isn’t Jewish, but is a self-described “Christian”) for mentioning bonobos on CNN (at 5:45) talking with Christine Amanpour about the #MeToo movement. Ashley’s proud of having a bonobo on her Xmas card (and so are we!), and she gets it right about bonobos being the most female-empowered apes on earth, though she doesn’t get a chance to say what sex has to do with it (a lot). Unfortunately, Christine doesn’t pick up on the vital bonobo theme in relation to #MeToo, but laughs it off as if it’s all just monkey business and changes the subject.

And no, we don’t eulogize the late President George H.W. Bush on this show. The Old Guard Republican died peacefully this week, even though his and his misbegotten son’s rule brought violent deaths to countless Iraqis, Latin Americans and so many more, and his racist Willie Horton campaign paved the way for the Trumpocalypse, as the Deep State erases all of that disturbing truth with saccharine false memories of “Poppy.”

RIP John Lenoon.

We do pay tribute to a very different kind of celebrity who was all about peace but was killed by a gun on this day 38 years ago: John Lennon. “Imagine all the people… Sharing all the world… Imagine all the people… Living life in peace…” Less famously, John said, “We live in a world where we have to hide to make love, while violence is practiced in broad daylight.”

“Not by might and not by power, but by my spirit, sayeth the Lord”
—a Bonoboesque Prayer recited at Hanukkah attributed to Hebrew Prophet Zechariah

Where there’s smoke, there’s fire…. Photo: Ruddy Chung

The Hanukkah lights flicker and die, leaving just one blue candle on the Aladdin’s lamp menorah, chosen by Abdullah who has to go (celebrate Ramadan?), but not before he manages to knock over Luzer’s beer.

It’s figures that the “klutzy” Muslim guy who’s breaking the Islamic law against gambling would win Bonoboville’s Hanukkah candle race.

Waxing & Squirting for Hanukkah

Not to be outdone, Jenni leans over the edge of the bed, wiggling her skirt up.

Jenni takes Center Stage on the Bed. Photo: Don Juan

She squeals as the green wax drips over the curve of her ass, and no, she’s not wearing panties.

Yum! Tastier than Hanukkah Gelt! Photo: Ruddy Chung

I lick and then slap her wet pussy with my free hand.

Jenni SQUIRTS Hanukkah Holy Water. Photo: Don Juan

Then she squirts!

PHOTOS: JUX LII

And squirts again.

Hanukkah Fire & Water. Photo: Don Juan

Yes indeed, Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners, it’s Hanukkah Holy Water!

Seriously, I felt like the bonobo female Moses who smacks the rock not with my cock or “rod,” but with my hand, bringing forth the miraculous, life-giving waters of Miriam’s Well.

PHOTOS: RUDDY CHUNG

Then Ikkor comes up and sits on the bed (in the wet spot?).

Baptizing Ikkor’s shoulder with a drop of Hot Wax. Photo: Jux Lii

I invite him to take off his shirt to delight our eyes with his Chippendale-esque torso, and I drip a little hot wax on his muscular shoulder.

Ikkor preaching at the Little Love Synagogue of the Bonobo Way. Photo: Frank T

Then he sings, “We Are One.” There may be many religions, many cultures, many points of view, but we are one race, the human race, and we are all in this crazy, tempestuous boat together.

We Are One with Ikkor the Wolf. Photo: Ruddy Chung

We hold up our candles and throw up those “ones” in harmony.

Make live Bonobos, Not Baboons! Photo: Ruddy Chung

And then, before we can say AWOMEN, this luminous, sparkling, sizzling, wet and wild show is out like a candle burned to its smoking hot end.

Free the Nipple (some of them anyway)! Photo: Jux Lii

The after-party spins on like a dreidel.

Before it’s over, my Captain and I ascend our little stairway to heaven, where he takes off my tallith, and we partake in the ritual of the greatest Mitzvah (good deed) a couple can perform on a festive holiday like Hanukkah, which is (really!) the act of making love.

Pass the Manischewitz!

Sex on Hanukkah is a Mitzvah (Good Deed). Photo: Selfie

May your candle continue to glow.

© Dec. 8, 2018. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 310-568-0066.

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With the Black Family of Emah, Indigo, Orpheus Black and Sybil Hawthorne on one side, and Amina Noir, Afro Disiac and “Monogamy Sucks” author George Pappas on the other. Photo: Ajay

Length: 97:57 minutes           Date: 07/16/2011

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If the good Lord (and/or Lady) had intended us to be monogamous, thy neighbor’s wife (and/or husband) wouldn’t have been so sinfully sexy. On this multi, poly, chatty, swinging, swapping, choking and dildo-banging episode of the Dr. Susan Block Show, non-monogamists—straight, gay and bi—share their stories and insights into the fascinating worlds of polyamory and the swinging lifestyle, challenging the cultural ubiquity of monogamy with the utterly nonmonogamous normalcy of their lives. Be it for love, marriage, group sex or just a casual night of hot, wet sexual gluttony, my bonobonesque guests show us why life can be tastier when one samples all 31 flavors.

Featured Guests:

George Pappas: Author of a funny and insightful novel about swinging from the single male point of view, George’s book Monogamy Sucks inspired the title of this show.  Moreover, the novel itself was inspired by an “epiphany” he experienced while listening to one of my radio shows in the 90s discussing ethical hedonism and the swinging lifestyle as a viable alternative to hardcore monogamy. Following that life-changing broadcast, George embarked upon a lengthy journey of wild (more…)

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