by Dr. Susan Block.       

Come join Capt’n Max and me on another riveting, rollicking ride into mushroom mindscapes, emo-territories and body parts unknown through the Tunnel of Love.

But after an intensive Februa fortnight of the High Holidays of Love, Love, Love, we’re ready for a little kink. 

Kink is in the air, or maybe I’m just feeling kinky, having just released “Kink: Another Guide for the Perplexed (with apologies to Maimonides).” This show features an excerpt, but you really should read the whole Kink Manifesto.

We the People of the world really should make kink, not war.

Pretty please?

Speaking of war, are we on the verge of a big one? A little one? Something between a military exercise and total nuclear annihilation?

I don’t know about you, but I’m in a state of Ukraine confusion. You’d think I’d have a feel for Ukraine since my great grandfather was from Kiev, Ukraine, but I doubt he had much of a feel for Ukraine either, which is why he left.

Between Putin, Biden, neo-Nazis in Ukraine, neo-Romanovs in Russia and NATO, there are no heroes in this mess. Though I feel for Volodymyr Zelensky, a comedian who became president and seems to want peace, but also seems out of place.

Zelensky reminds me a little of Zelig in the Woody Allen movie of the same name. As I muse about whether or not I can utter that long-familiar, but now-taboo name “Woody Allen,” without getting arrested, or at least canceled, I’m greeted with several comments from listeners who proclaim their love for Zelig.

So much of life is confusing these days. Have we graduated from pandemic to endemic? Are we canceling kissing? Are we marching off to war?

All I know is I am against war and for love. And this week, I’m for kink.

In that spirit, check out our exciting bacchanalian throwback  Drop Bras Not Bombs (2013) featuring the fabulous Amor Hilton (who called in to last Saturday’s “Lupercalian Bonobo Valentine”) and several other hot ladies dropping their bras, along with Moe the Monster dropping his drawers… and more!

We also discuss some of the “wars” at home, including the war on the homeless. Max lays into LA County Sheriff Alex Villanueva, and we bring you more or less up to date on our Arcadia situation, including Arcadia history as a WWII detention camp and the new revelation of the City Gangster/Inspectors’ incriminating emails to each other about how to build a fraudulent “case” against Bonoboville.

Then there’s Tucker Carlson’s pathetic but poisonous sexual crush on AOC; how to talk dirty with your girlfriend if she asks you to; the kinky fantasy of Jesus having sex with nuns; my 2022 State of the Sexual Union address; why I married a man whose mother never did the dishes; how the Earn It act sucks worse than SESTA/FOSTA; how Max’s multi-colored, paisley, flower-powered shirt makes me feel like I’m on ‘shrooms… and much more!

Just as we reach our station destination, “Most Bonobo-Sexy Couple” 2021 SUZY award winners, Daniele Watts and Chef BeLive, call in to gush cacaphonic but symphonic and super-psychedelic soundwaves of love—what a trip!

There are too many aspects of this fascinating, funny, sexy, lefty show to describe, so if you’re ready to take the trip, read the transcript, or listen to the show above or below with your lights down low to a nice erotic glow….

MAX

We are on the air. Hi there, we’re on the air. My name is Max. And you know a few weeks ago, somebody told me I wasn’t very flashy as a person. So what I did is I went and bought this shirt. So this shirt now is flashy. OK, tonight we’re going to talk about various things. Dr. Suzy is going to talk about some stuff. I’m going to start out with just a couple of things. You know who Alex Villanueva is, right? He’s the sheriff of Los Angeles County. He came in as a sort of progressive, but he’s no progressive. The sheriff has gangs and there’s all kinds of problems. Sometimes I see them just down the street in their cars yapping away and sleeping, I’m talking for hours at a time. So do sign the petition to recall him or don’t worry about that and wait for the election time ’cause the election time is coming up and it’s time to get rid of this guy.

Now, on another note, we are broadcasting from beautiful Arcadia, CA. Mark Takano, the congressman wanted to remind us of something: That 80 years ago. Asian Americans were removed forcibly from their homes and sent to camps. One of those camps was right here in Arcadia. And I’ve got my own problems with Arcadia, and we’ll talk about those some more, but just know Arcadia is 59.2% Asian, 32.3 white, 4% Pacific Islanders, and 2.8% other races.  So besides not being able to, or at least according to Arcadia, the key Arcadia gangsters there insist we’re not supposed to podcast from here. In fact, we need a license to podcast from here. But the fact is, we don’t need a license to podcasts from here. And if you’re a podcaster I would be very nervous that a city is trying to license a podcast.  OK, so I think I’m going to turn this over to Dr. Suzy. You go ahead.

Dr. SUZY

Hi Capt’n Max! Welcome to FDR. I guess I’m welcoming myself because you’re already on The Love Train. Oh, and obviously Valentine’s Day is over if you’re tuned in live and it was a great Lupercalia, World Bonobo Day, Galentine’s day all filled with love. Love, love brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. And after all that love, I’m ready for a little kink.

I think, actually I am going to talk about kink tonight because I have come out with my great kink manifesto, but I first want to acknowledge others who are tuned in tonight to FDR, which stands for Franklin Delano Roosevelt, who was a great president. However, he had some faults, as we all do, and one of his major faults was building those Japanese internment camps during World War II. One was in Arcadia. Our beautiful village of Arcadia, Arcadia that means paradise. Can you imagine that you’re a Japanese-American citizen and you are forced to leave your home and move into a place called Paradise that is almost a concentration camp but not quite not as bad as Auschwitz, where it said “Work Makes One Free.”

But yeah, it must have been pretty confusing and disturbing and traumatic to go to a place called Arcadia that separates you from your family and your home and treats you like a second-class citizen or fourth-class I guess.

Anyway, we’re excited to be here in Arcadia outside of a former internment camp although there are rules here in Arcadia!  I don’t mean to insult anybody’d accent, so I’m not going to do my stupid accents, but they come so naturally I never understand the people that say it’s politically incorrect to do these accents ’cause they just come out.

MAX

Can I just say one thing?

I noticed when I was looking at who lives here. There’s very very few minorities.

Dr. SUZY

In Arcadia.

MAX

Yeah, there’s like almost no Black people.

Dr. SUZY

I thought there was a large Chinese population.

MAX

There is a lot, but they’re no, they’re a majority here in Arcadia.

Dr. SUZY

That’s the main minority here. It is a little Chinatown.

MAX

Yeah, right? But African Americans and other off kind of off color.

Dr. SUZY

Ooh and of course, the Bonoboville staff is quite diverse in its colors. We’re multi-colored and pansexual, so there it is.

MAX

Though quite diverse, yes yes yes. That’s right. My shirt too is multi colored.

Dr. SUZY

It’s very flashy, very nice. It reminds me of hippies on acid or mushrooms. Speaking of which, Daniele Watts is on Facebook writing notes. Wow, lots of notes… “on Star train dropping in Oscar brains the clown, or all deranged and I ate leaves a flower saying Yep I knew it.” She sounds like she’s tripping on whatever’s on your shirt, right?

MAX

She is likes us.

Dr. SUZY

She’s high on your shirt so.

MAX

Yes, it’s mine.

Dr. SUZY

There you go. And then she says “kink.” She is now responding to my kink manifesto that is yet to be delivered well, part of it. It’s very long. Actually it should be a book, but I’m going to deliver a little of it. But Daniele says “kink is my sad sage, wholly and untrained,” “Podiatry stands on me,” “I’m hungry. Say you dug me.” I think she’s being invaded by Allen Ginsberg.

Anyway, Don Pascal, our old friend. Not that he’s old, but he’s been a friend of ours since the 1990s. Although we’ve never actually met him, but we connected with him when we first started broadcasting on the Internet in the 1990s and maybe it was before that through cable TV. He says “Hello all! A very frightened Bonobo tonight.”

MAX

Frightened bonobos.

Dr. SUZY

Yes, there are a lot of frightened bonobos nowadays. That’s why the name of our show tonight is “Make Kink, Not War.” And we mean that in all senses of the term, we’re hoping there is not a war out there in the land of my great grandfather, The Ukraine. That’s where he came from, Kiev. And we’re hoping there’s not a war. Honestly, I am in a state of Ukraine confusion. I will admit to that. I don’t understand what is going on. Between Putin, Biden and NATO, there do not seem to be any heroes. But I do feel for Volodymyr Zelenskyy, a comedian who became a president. He’s a little like “Zelig,” you know the Woody Allen movie?

Oh, maybe I shouldn’t be mentioning Woody Allen. I could get into trouble, but hey “Zelig” is a masterpiece. Zelenski begins with a Z. So he’s a little bit like that Zelig character. Like what is this actor doing as President? But he’s here and he seems to be for peace, you know in some form and he is an artist who got into this position because of his charisma and that is happening so often all around the world. And after all, what are politicians but artists of the con kind? Con artists and carnival barkers, all of them, some more than others, and so we have this guy there who’s trying to balance out these powers. It’s very crazy. I just think they should disband NATO. NATO was created for stopping the Soviet Union, which doesn’t exist anymore. I’m all for disbanding NATO or repeating our former promise that Ukraine won’t join, basically call Putin’s bluff. If he says Ukraine shouldn’t be in NATO, OK, we don’t need Ukraine in NATO. I don’t think Zelensky does either.

Anyway, I just hope our old man with strong ties to the Military-Industrial Complex, our Uncle Joe, knows what he’s doing. I hope he’s playing a good game here to keep us from having a war. Make Kink, Not War!

Everybody’s kinky. There’s kink in art, in politics, in food, and of course, sex, religion, kink is everywhere. We’ll talk about that more.

Banks Spike, great name, says “Choo Choo.” And Jux Lii is saying “That emoji was weak. I’ll just go with “Hi”” Or high? I have no idea what emoji was weak. So it’s dangerous to read these comments, I tell you. Banks Spike is in Pomona and I guess that’s got something to do with that awful Sheriff Villaneuva. Catnip Biscuit is talking “mushrooms” baby. Yeah, we’re tripping on a Paisley shirt. And Don Pascal agrees with me. He loved that movie “Zelig.” And Jux Lii says he loved “Zelig.” Who wouldn’t love “Zelig,” except people that insist they can never again love a Woody Allen movie? And you have every right not to love or like anything so that’s fine, but we like “Zelig” and thinking about it gives me hope for Zelensky.

None of this makes sense, unless you are with the Military-Industrial Complex, in which it all makes sense because people all over the world in all countries are purchasing bombs, tanks, guns, whatever, and that’s good business for the gun manufacturers. That’s why we say Make Kink, Not War!

And our throwback this week is “Drop Bras, Not Bombs” with Amor and more. That’s Amor Hilton who was on our show last week, and she’s one of the stars of “Drop Bras, Not Bombs!” so you should check it out this awesome throwback on DrSusanBlock.Tv from the days of wild bacchanals in Bonoboville, and by the way the featured image was taken by Jux Lii, as he might recall…

So on we go on the Love Train F.D.R. which as I was saying stands for Franklin Delano Roosevelt our 32nd president, who did some bad stuff, but we like him because he was like a little bit socialist and we want to be more socialist. Democratic Socialists, if that’s what you want to call it. We feel it is necessary. It is imperative, and FDR also stands for what, class?

Nobody knows?

OK, I’ll tell you: “Fuck Da Rich” yeah baby and yeah, we need to fuck da rich in every sense of the word because the rich need to give up some of their cash, you know, and you could say that’s kind of getting fucked, if you will, of your money because the billionaires have too much and look at the crazy thing some of them are doing and saying.

Like “Nastiest Billionaire” SUZY boobie-prize winner Elon Musk, and “Most Obnoxious Billionaire” Bezos, they’re all out of control and meanwhile, the poor are getting poorer. And hey, you rich folks, look at it this way: It’s better to be fucked than eaten, like some say they want to do to the rich.

 So you rich, you should pay some taxes at the very least. We’re not impressed by your giving to charity, since most of your favorite charities are run by you. I am kind of impressed with Bezos’s ex. She is giving away her money real good. I like her.

Jux Lii says “”Zelig” ties with “Bananas” for best woody.” I don’t know about that. But “Best Woody,” well, that’s a nice double entendre, and I’m sure that Mr. Allen’s parents thought of that when they named him.

So Captain Max what is happening in Arcadia?

MAX

What is happening in Arcadia? Well Arcadia would like to uh, make us get a license for our podcast so that we could podcast, but I don’t think I. I mean, they have this big law firm and stuff, but I don’t think they actually know what they’re doing.

Dr. SUZY

Everybody does a podcast.

MAX

There’s a podcast, in fact, there are podcasts all around this block here that are happening in homes all over Arcadia, and we have a actually a City Council that should be removed one by one and I’m going to try and find a new candidate and to run against these people because they are from another time they have been on this board for years and years and years.

Dr. SUZY

Yes, we heard that from another citizen of Arcadia, who was very irate about a whole other issue regarding the fact that they hadn’t replaced another Council member and that he felt that they were stalling because of their insider attitudes. So we got some corruption going on. We got a kangaroo court. So, what’s in your pouch, Kangaroo Courtier Tom Beck? I can see you’ve got a pouch under that shirt, so I’m wondering what’s in it? I don’t mean to body-shame anybody.

MAX

You know what? And I at first I wasn’t thinking, but as I started to and there’s been rumors of that, there’s a lot of racism here.

Dr. SUZY

I think so, and we are very diverse.

MAX

In Arcadia. And we’re very diverse. We look a little different. We dress a little different. We speak a little different and we talk about things a little differently.

Dr. SUZY

They like to sell their houses to other millionaires who buy these McMansions and don’t even live in them and they like to sell their businesses to CVS and other corporations.

MAX

Oh yeah, big corporations here. They just built this- I forget the name of this hotel. It is the ugliest hotel that I have ever seen. And I’m not sure whether it’s a Hilton or some kind of…Maybe somebody can look that up for me? The new hotel in Arcadia. It’s awful and the mansions are cookie cutter mansions, meaning.

Dr. SUZY

McMansions. No front yard, no back yards.

MAX

No backyard, no side yard, and it’s sort of a prison behind it. There’s gates. They all look the same, sure. All look the same. It looks like the same architect.

Dr. SUZY

They’re investments, they’re not really homes.

MAX

Ah, their investments. I see I see. That’s right. So in the meantime, in the meantime, these guys here at City Hall built themselves a brand new City Hall that cost millions and millions and millions of dollars, that’s what they did. And they pay themselves very very well, and when they came to raid us, they have like 60 some odd people, cops in the Arcadia Police Department. Uh, nine or ten of them were here. I don’t know what percentage of that is. But that’s a large percentage out of 60, some odd.

Dr. SUZY

Well, they’ve got nothing else to do because-

MAX

Ah yes.

Dr. SUZY

They’re certainly not making sure that the traffic runs smoothly and the drunk drivers stay off the road.

MAX

All these-

Dr. SUZY

Yeah, we saw a big drunk driving accident right outside of Bonoboville.

MAX

Died at our doorsteps, in essence, you know so and yeah, and speeding and noise. These are the Ferraris and you know all these young kids and so forth. But anyway.

Dr. SUZY

So our research department has determined that the name of the new hotel you were referring to is the Le Meridien Hotel.

MAX

Yes, yes. Ah, the Meridien. What an awful looking hotel on the middle of nothing. And then they have a statue of this woman who I forgot what she did. I haven’t seen the statue. I want to go look at it to sort of appraise whether it’s a legitimate art or just you know uh, terra cotta kinda backyard kind of stuff. The Meridien wow. Have you seen that hotel?

Dr. SUZY

Ooh I haven’t.

MAX

Huh, it looks awful, looks awful.

Dr. SUZY

I have spared myself that atrocity.

OK, so we have a long comment from Keith Turner from Instagram. “We the people need to dethrone our political parties and interview each member, restructuring with equality, kind of like the juror panel in court.” Actually this is a Facebook comment. Somebody called “WTF TV” says hi on Instagram. So that was the Instagram anyway. Back to Keith yeah baby. “So we pick our reps from different backgrounds. Everybody who is a U.S. citizen gets a possible chance and swear to an oath while totally butt naked.”

I’m with you, I’m butt naked right now. That’s why you can’t see me on camera actually. Since I’m butt naked, I can’t go on because I would be censored because I have been censored on YouTube, on Facebook and Instagram, but mostly YouTube, for much less much, much less, for nothing for being totally dressed but perhaps being “suggestive.” So every time I like lick my lips or play with my hair, I wonder if I’m going to be censored because I’m being suggestive. So now tonight I feel like I want to just relax and be totally butt naked. So I can’t be on camera.

MAX

I’m butt naked too under my underwear.

Dr. SUZY

And that Paisley shirt. Well, it’s not just Paisley, there’s flowers.

MAX

No no.

Dr. SUZY

It’s a whole acid trip as we said.

MAX

It’s a hold acid trick.

 Dr. SUZY

“Mushrooms” says Catnip Biscuit. She’s hot. She was a great guest on the show. She was on Instagram saying she liked our mushrooms and honestly watching her do hula hoop on DrSuzy.Tv in the light, it just looked like a mushroom trip. Woo beautiful.

Back to Keith Turner. This is an interesting thing I’m not supposed to take quite seriously, I guess because of the butt naked part. But at the same time, I’m into it for getting rid of the corruption. How do we do get rid of corruption? Brothers and sisters, that’s what it’s all about. The corruption really, really set in with Citizens United, though it’s always been there. It’s a part of the capitalist human condition, maybe with just the way we bribe each other. And in a way, there’s something nice about that, like you scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours. Mmmm.

Bonobos do that. Everybody does that. It’s not even just human to do that. It’s animal. It’s just that when you are in a power position, there have to be checks and balances to prevent you from just becoming a fascist which you could become, even if you’re a very nice person and just doing favors for your friends. So yeah, Keith, I’m kind of with you here with this restructuring.

MAX

Can I add something of course?

So Luzer, our friend, on our behalf, subpoenaed basically under the Freedom of Information Act conversations between some of these folks over at the administration of the city and one of the things that several things came up, but one of the most important things came up is the conversation between Vanessa and what is the other woman’s name?

Dr. SUZY

Amber.

MAX

Amber oh, Amber, Amber, right, and the conversation is going on. And Vanessa is saying, “Amber, I don’t know if we can get them for living there.”

Dr. SUZY

Really, I have to read this wow.

MAX

Oh yeah, “I don’t know if we can get them for living there.”

Dr. SUZY

Right, well, I don’t know either because we don’t live here.

MAX

Well and they tried different things.

Dr. SUZY

We just sleep here sometimes.

MAX

Yeah, we can right?

Dr. SUZY

We live in our motorhome.

MAX

We sleep here and we can and we can sleep here right right?

Dr. SUZY

We are nomads.

MAX

And it’s not a permanent residence, so to speak.

Dr. SUZY

And people are allowed to sleep in their workplaces.

MAX

That’s correct, I think, even though you have a rule that says that that rule is counter human. OK, I think that humans can sleep anywhere. In fact, I know ’cause I’ve seen them sleep on the street. I’ve seen them sleep on buses. They actually sleep at the Police Department.

Dr. SUZY

But you know they use that idea of you can’t sleep here selectively, such as with all the homeless people. And what an inhumane, immoral, disgusting sweep of the homeless they did right before that orgy of faux violence they call the Super Bowl right before Valentine’s Day. It was like a fight between love, banging and head-banging. At least it’s not like war with bombing, but still…Football is fake war. I don’t know. I have mixed feelings about it. It’s OK. I like watching the guys’ asses actually. And I like watching the halftime. I thought the halftime was very good, but I just didn’t like the sweep. I don’t know if Villaneuva was involved in that or are fine politicians here in LA, but it was very inhumane. And kudos to Goddess Soma Snakeoil. She is out there helping just all kinds of homeless people and sex workers and the downtrodden.

By the way, she calls them houseless, and I do like that word, too, because these people are houseless, because they might have a home where the heart is.

MAX

You don’t have a house.

Dr. SUZY

You know they might have a home in terms of just a meeting place on the sidewalk with their friends. Or in their mind. A home is a kind of state of mind. But it’s not their house, they don’t have a house, although they are trying to build these tiny houses.

And kudos to that Arcadia politician who we don’t like. See, we give you credit where credit is due and you’re building some tiny houses, and that’s very nice. Her name is April. I forget her last name.

MAX

Yeah, April sounds like an Italian name, I forget what it is. By the way, she lists her home address as her office. I, I hope she hopes she’s not sleeping there, you know, yeah, right yeah.

Dr. SUZY

Cool, lady, cool… Sister April thought she got me when I said, “oh we parked here once or twice or 70 times and slept in the RV.”

MAX

Which is our legitimate right.

 Dr. SUZY

“Ah hah,” she said, “You slept on the property!”

MAX

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Dr. SUZY

Your panties are showing.

MAX

So one of the big reasons that we have this tremendous, terrible homelessness besides capitalism is codes city codes. There are thousands and thousands and thousands of square feet of empty buildings. Empty buildings that you don’t have to build little tiny houses. That could be converted just by the stroke of a pen and provide thousands of sleeping areas and places for homeless people.

Dr. SUZY

April Verlato is her name. We’ve got a good research department going tonight.

MAX

Oh yeah, no, hey.

Dr. SUZY

Kudos to the Bonoboville researchers.

MAX

That’s because we’re suing them, and so we’re etting we’re getting all the little information about these people, their their bank accounts.

Dr. SUZY

Right? You probably looked up her name on our website. ’cause we’ve already got her on there, we just forgot her name for a minute, but it’s April Verlato.

MAX

By the way, April and all you guys over there at the Kangaroo court, at one point they were trying to put us into an industrial building because we talk about sex.

Dr. SUZY

Right and then they said no no, it’s got nothing to do with sex. It’s got to do with the living part, or maybe just sleeping in your RV in the parking lot.

MAX

But I understand. Almost every corner in Arcadia has a massage parlor. That is an adult business.

Dr. SUZY

But they don’t fall asleep there.

MAX

There’s some happy endings.

Dr. SUZY

Yeah, people always fall asleep at their happy ending, at least for a few minutes.

MAX

And there is, there’s something else too. I’ve gone into a couple of them just to check it out as a newsman. Some of the massage therapists don’t speak a lot of English at all.

Dr. SUZY

That indicates to me that here in Arcadia, besides our “nuisance,” there’s trafficking. Well probably. And it’s wrong, horribly wrong. Terribly wrong. Trafficking and forced labor of all kinds, whether it’s in sex, massage or McDonald’s. It’s wrong and that lame SESTA/FOSTA law has been proven to be totally ineffective when it comes to combating sex trafficking. It is only effective at being a pain in the ass to sex workers and censoring everybody else. Just censoring everybody who wants to even talk about sex on the Internet.

Now we have a new law that’s coming up called the Earn It Act that is supposedly. Even worse than SESTA/FOSTA because hey, if something broke, why not break it some more? So that’s what they’re doing there in Congress. And it’s by the way, a bipartisan effort, as all anti sex legislation seems to be.

Everybody agrees on paying billions of dollars for war. They all support the military industrial complex, the biggest budget the Pentagon has ever had more than they even asked for. More than Trump gave them, more than anyone has given them. That’s what both parties just freely gave the Military, but we don’t have enough money for Build Back Better and we seem to also have bipartisanship for anti-sex laws like SESTA/FOSTA and like the Earn It Act. Hopefully not too much bipartisanship, I don’t know. Don’t vote for it. Please you guys, brothers and sisters in Congress. Don’t don’t. Don’t be such a Goody Two-Shoes. It doesn’t work. It really doesn’t work. And besides, it’s good to release your inner Bonobo, you’ll enjoy yourself.

Keith Turner says “I did research on this,” he says “Right on.”

 “Also, California has tons of money for nonprofit and community organizations to build shelters and transitional homes. Look it up, they have money to give, just need people to make happen.”

Well yeah, make it happen. Make it happen Keith. Make it happen. Everybody let’s all make it happen. Spread the word. Spread the word. We got to take care of each other. Fuck Da Rich, we got to take care of the human community, as well as the Bonobo community.

MAX

And we have to remove some of these people ’cause now  frankly, you asked me, well, they’ve pissed me off. They just pissed me off. I might have pissed them off, but they pissed me off.

Dr. SUZY

Uh oh.  I don’t like to piss you off. I hate to piss off Capt’n Max. You know how I try to avoid that. I speak my mind about just about anything except I don’t like to piss off Capt’n Max, so I wouldn’t want to be those Captain Kangaroos in the Arcadia Kangaroo Court who are hiding something in their pouches, because they are pissing off Capt’n Max.

MAX

Yeah, why don’t you ask, you know, some folks in Los Angeles about that, including the city attorney. I like our government actually, a lot of people say the government sucks. It’s really not the government that sucks. What sucks is the people that are running the government. Those are the people that have to be removed.

Dr. SUZY

And certain aspects of the government, like the Citizens United Law that was passed is now an aspect of government, so therefore money drives the election.

MAX

Right.

Dr. SUZY

Sex should drive the elections. We should vote for the sexiest candidate, right? Tucker Carlson thinks so. He can’t stop obsessing over AOC. I think it’s so cute, except it’s really toxic and disgusting, but Tucker’s like a high school student mooning over the cheerleader who rejects him, so he tries to call her nasty names, calling her a “slut” basically.

And yet he’s the one that looks so pathetic. But it’s really toxic because there are a lot of guys out there that are also turned on by AOC and they’re hearing what Tucker is saying, and they could hurt her. Though the odds are they probably won’t hurt her, and maybe she has Secret Service protection. But they will hurt ladies like her. And they ARE hurting ladies like her.

MAX

Tucker Carlson. Is that that idiot on Fox News?

Dr. SUZY

That’s one of the idiots on Fox News, yes.

MAX

How many idiots do they have on Fox?

Dr. SUZY

How many idiots do they have on Fox? Many.

MAX

How many? 11?

Dr. SUZY

11 is the whole kangaroo court of idiots that are just there for Rupert Murdoch. He’s the chief kangaroo in that court.

MAX

That are anti women. They are anti-freedom.

Dr. SUZY

Well, they like hot women, blondes that are basically racist bitches that are misogynist themselves. A woman can be against her fellow women, as a black person can be against their fellow black people, as a Jew – and I am speaking from Jewishness – well, you’ve got the Capo. And I am speaking from Jewishness. The guy who turns in their fellow whatevers to the executioner so that he can live another day. Or maybe make a buck, take a bribe, a little corruption for the Capo’s family, he’s just trying to take care of his family. You know, I think family is a euphemism for me me me me me sometimes.  I think when you guys say “I’m just trying to take care of my family,” you’re just trying to take care of yourself. You’re hiding behind your family. Anyway, that’s just my perception from the mushrooms.

I love you families, especially the ones with all the guns posed around the Christmas trees, yeah nice shot, Senator Massie.

MAX

So that does, does that mean, Dr. Suzy, that I can call myself a “WOP” because I’m Italian?

Dr. SUZY

I’m not going there.

MAX

Well, I think only I should call me a WOP, not other folks. Cause if you call me a name like that, the Sopranos would be nothing.

Dr. SUZY

I am so used to being respectful of other people offenses, but I myself am not so sensitive about that.

Michael Dopchie says, “Good evening Suzy, please put on beautiful stockings and stiletto heels.” Sorry, Michael, but I am naked tonight and that is why you do not see me….  and Jux Lii now says “Ah! I was wondering why we only see Captain Max, thought maybe something was broken.”

MAX

’cause only the lower half is naked of me.

Dr. SUZY

Hmm right? I’m all naked.

MAX

The top part has a very sort of fanciful shirt.

Dr. SUZY

I like to call it mushrooms.

MAX

Mushrooms yeah, if you look at this, you might think you’re on mushrooms

Dr. SUZY

Speaking of mushrooms, our throwback show, the set – and I have to give her credit – Tasia designed it. And it’s just being on mushrooms. It’s like mushrooms. It is so beautiful and hallucinogenic. And we did this great show that is now our throwback in the wake of, actually the bombings in Boston that had happened in 2013. It was a show we called “Drop Bras, Not Bombs,” and it was again a time when it was not like we were really strongly getting into the antiwar mode, like when we were, say, protesting against the Iraq war because that decision was in the hands of our President, President Bush, and we got out there and really were strongly against the war and it felt like we had to do it. So in a way, it wasn’t useless.

And yet there are certain circumstances where you have mixed feelings. You know these guys that bombed Boston they were two young guys and they were against the Iraq war. They were committing an act of what we call terrorism. I don’t know what to call it. It’s evil, that’s for sure. And it was at the Boston Marathon. It was very, very tragic, a murderous atrocity committed by two young guys. And so we did a show about how important it is to practice peace through pleasure on earth.

On a national level we shouldn’t be bombing Iraq. And that was our country doing the bombing. Although it was Bush and Cheney’s decision, we somehow put them in office. Although actually, that was Scalia’s decision. It’s these corporations, brothers and sisters! It’s the money. We’ve got to be more socialist. We’ve also got to live life as individuals, so we’ve got to make like bonobos, release our inner bonobos, try to find our potential for peace and not to act out our anger for war and more war and bombs and more bombs.

So, we talked about sexual values on that show, the value of hot love and not perma war. The value of exploding orgasms and not exploding ordinance. The value of dildos and vibrators and not drones and bombs. The value of bare boobies. Drop bras not bombs.

MAX

Not bombs.

Dr. SUZY

And not naked aggression. The value of pussy juice. And Lube and not blood for oil. The value of hard dicks and not hard-nosed dickheads. The value of people in bed with their lovers and not journalists embedded with the military industrial complex which was going on then, which is going on now. These journalists so called.

I was almost a journalist and I saw this happening. I saw that the forced embedding of journalists with the government and the military industrial complex was becoming essential to getting ahead in journalism. You got to do that and it means that our mainstream media is Pro War all the time. So is Hollywood for that matter, at least the movies that are about the military or guns or anything.

We believe in the value of consensual BDSM and kink, and not colonial torture and terrorism. The value of masturbation and not occupation. Also copulation. That’s valuable too. Very valuable actually. A lot of fun. Did a lot of that Valentine’s weekend. Not sure what we’re doing this weekend, but we’re going bonobos for the Bonobo Way and not acting like baboons with bombs.

So yeah, we had a great show. Amor was there with very sexy Lexie Rose and Livia Godiva. Wow, and Moe the Monster, Moe Johnson. Wow, and you know his monster came out to play and this is a good kind of monster. This is the male member monster that we love and you know, sometimes I think a bit about all of these bombs and guns and other lethal penis substitutes.  Just love your penis, guys! Just love your penis please. And not these bombs. Enjoy our throwback.

What else, Captain Max?

MAX

Well, I’m excited about a lot of things.

Dr. SUZY

What are you excited about?

MAX

I’m I’m excited about the fact that I’m 80 years old and I’m still alive. Everything kind of works. Sort of some parts don’t work too. Well, like the heart, it’s okay.

Dr. SUZY

It worked pretty well this past Valentine’s weekend.

MAX

It did, sort of.

Dr. SUZY

It did very well. And we’ve got to keep it in shape because that’s when guys die of a heart attack during sex, it’s when they don’t do it for a while and then suddenly they do it.

MAX

Right.

Dr. SUZY

So be careful about that.

MAX

Yeah, don’t suddenly do it. You guys and maybe women, but mostly it’s guys. Do it, you know, do it, do it. But don’t do it every time you your thing tells you to do it.

Dr. SUZY

You mean, your penis?

MAX

Yeah, ’cause you can get yourself in trouble. If the penis says, “What are you doing man?”

Dr. SUZY

Right, sometimes you guys have these conversations with your penis. Women, to some degree have conversations with our pussies. There’s Pussy Talk, for sure.

MAX

Oh yeah.

Dr. SUZY

Your pussy tells you things, it does, but maybe not the same things. It does, but maybe not the same things.

MAX

All men talk to their dicks, I can tell you that. There isn’t a guy I’ve ever met that hasn’t said something and gotten an answer.

Dr. SUZY

Always in fact, usually the dick starts the conversation with something like “Hey, I like her or him or it.”

MAX

The dick raises a flag, and not in a false way.

Dr. SUZY

Or it says I don’t like her or him never and I’m staying this way and I’m not going to like it. OK, you want to use Viagra? OK, I might get hard but I still won’t give you that emotional desire you know. Emotional desire does not come with Viagra.

 MAX

And it’s dangerous. What if all of a sudden you make me be hard for 8 hours?

Dr. SUZY

Yeah, that’s what Viagra can do.

MAX

Then yeah, then you have to run to the hospital and everybody is kind of laughing at you when they’re not in the room

Dr. SUZY

Although I remember when you took Viagra and I took it too, I took a half a tab and it gave us some nice hallucinations. Not quite as good as mushrooms.

MAX

No, but when the first time I took Viagra I only took it. Once it was like very acidy colorful and and Blues and just beautiful really. And then I felt the knocking and my pants.

Dr. SUZY

I remember I saw the knocking in your pants. We were talking about something not sexy, like groceries. I don’t know, but I was thinking, wow, he’s hard not even talking about anything sexy.

MAX

Guys, you know what we’re talking about? You call us at 213-291-9497. Now keep in mind this is our therapy line. OK, so if the recording the information line is on, uh, just press 9 if someone answers in person, be nice to them, these are nice bonobos. He’d be nice, don’t worry. Where you were. What are you wearing?  What do you mean?  What am I wearing? so 213-291-9497 First caller that calls and says they, like me, is going to get one of our special magazines. I’m selling these magazines for $100. ‘Cause they’re very, very very limited. OK so, but I will send it to you and you don’t even have to pay the postage. How’s that, huh, right? 213-291-9497. So what else?

Dr. SUZY

David D is on YouTube and says, “My girl wants me to talk dirty in bed but I feel like such fraud doing it. Do you have any advice on getting into dirty talk? I’m feeling so fake and embarrassed doing it.” That sounds like the same question we got last week, but we got it at the end of the show, so he’s asking again now.

MAX 

You can call us and we give you dirty talking lessons. We can help you with how to approach it. 

Dr. SUZY

Well, we could do that, but of course, that’s going to cost him something. Maybe his girlfriend could give him dirty talking lessons. She’s there, she says she’s into it. He says “My girl wants me to talk dirty in bed.”  She could give him dirty talking lessons. 

MAX 

Does she talk dirty to him? 

Dr. SUZY 

Well, that’s a good question. You know that’s the problem with these comments. Yeah, let me just say, brothers and sisters, this is why we would like you to call, as opposed to commenting sometimes, because when you put your question in a comment, we always have questions about your question that you can’t necessarily answer. My first question is: Is she just like laying there, not saying anything, just expecting you to talk dirty and do all the work? Or is she talking dirty and she just wants you to participate? Because there’s quite a difference. If she is already doing it, you know you can just learn from her. You can do the mirror exercise.  You imitate what she’s saying, but from your point of view. We could talk a little more about that, except I don’t know if she’s talking dirty to you or just saying she wants you to do all the dirty talk. 

MAX 

Am I? 

Dr. SUZY

Sometimes that’s a good idea too, to take turns turning each other on, like you turn one person on until they come, and then you turn the other person on until they come. 

MAX 

OK, that sounds very good. 

Dr. SUZY 

And in that case, if she herself is no help, you might be inspired by reading some erotica with dirty talk. That is, if you don’t want to spend the money of talking dirty on the phone with a phone sex operator or with us, we are phone sex therapists.  You can also call a phone sex operator if all you want to do is talk dirty. We can talk dirty with you too, but we might be a little more educational about it. We might also find out why you feel like such a fraud doing it, David D.  Because that’s kind of interesting, that you feel like a fraud.

MAX 

Yeah, that’s kind of interesting. 

Dr. SUZY 

Usually there’s some form of so-called dirty talk that you can be comfortable with. But, really what is dirty about it? I don’t even like the term dark dirty talk honestly, do you? I don’t like it.  I like explicit, X rated, erotic, sexy. “Dirty” sounds like you’re having sex in the mud. I mean, some people like that. 

MAX 

Now when you say I want to have sex with Jesus, that’s kind of dirty. 

Dr. SUZY 

Not to me. 

MAX 

Not to you, right exactly. 

Dr. SUZY 

See, I don’t think that’s dirty. I think wanting to have sex with Jesus is divine and kind of beautiful. It mixes religion and mysticism and compassion with sexual desire.  And maybe a certain celibacy with other humans.  After all, the nuns are supposed to be married to Jesus, so they have that fantasy built into them, starting with the novices. But David D probably doesn’t want to talk about Jesus, though who knows? 

MAX 

So he’s married to a bunch of women? 

Dr. SUZY 

I don’t know, he says he feels like a fraud being dirty, talking dirty, this guy. 

MAX 

Oh no, no, no no, I mean Jesus. He’s married to a bunch of women? 

Dr. SUZY 

Oh Jesus. 

Dr. SUZY 

Jesus is married to all of us, Max. 

MAX 

But that’s illegal. It’s illegal in California to have two wives. 

Dr. SUZY 

I am not going to follow that train. 

MAX 

Or two husbands.

Dr. SUZY 

I am taking another train. 

MAX 

So, what else you got? 

Dr. SUZY 

OK, do you want me to do my kink delivery here? 

MAX 

Yes, yes, and I’ll shut up 

Dr. SUZY 

No, don’t shut up. You could say things sometimes. 

MAX 

You know you could say things sometimes. I won’t say a word. I might go to the bathroom or the kitchen or something or go under the towel. 

Dr. SUZY 

Listen, listen, this is this is just a sense of the kink article. Its a very big long piece, and it’s very much for reading. It’s not for speaking. So you should interject.  

MAX 

Really? 

Dr. SUZY 

Yes really. Not a lot though.  I love myself, don’t I? And you love yourself, Captain Max, if I am not mistaken.  So should I proceed? 

MAX 

Oh, absolutely, absolutely. 

Dr. SUZY 

All right. Should I raise my hand or just? No, no, no. You should feel the rhythm. You should feel me, you should. 

MAX 

Feel you? 

Dr. SUZY 

Yes 

MAX 

You want me to come over there and feel your tits? 

Dr. SUZY 

No, but well, yes, though then you wouldn’t be on microphone anymore and I am here on my mic, naked. 

MAX 

There’s this guy here knocking on my door. 

Dr. SUZY 

Would you like to hear about kink, Capt’n Max? Prince Max? 

MAX 

Yes. And it’s great. It’s an incredibly great, insightful piece. For the enlightened and the non- enlightened. 

Dr. SUZY 

And I call it: Kink: A Guide for the Perplexed, with apologies to Maimonides who wrote the original Guide for the Perplexed, which is really a religious tract about God.  And so this is another kind of Guide for the Perplexed. We have a series on DrSusanBlockInstitute.com. It includes “Sex, Love and Dating in the Coronapocalypse,” “Sexy Masks,” “Cougar Sexuality,” “Gangbang Therapy,” and a bunch of different pieces in our Guides for the Perplexed, with many apologies to Maimonides. Well, at least we give him credit which is more than he gets from a lot of people who use his title, Guide for the Perplexed, for their stuff. I looked it up. Anyway, kink. Is in the air. Whether it shocks you to your core or leaves you wanting more, kink is everywhere in the clothes you wear the body parts you bare. The languages you speak, the foods you eat, kinks of various kinds, pervade art, entertainment, media, technology, business, sports, gaming, politics and protests, not to mention human sexuality, romance, relationships and your deepest sexual fantasies. So, how kinky are you? Do you want to be kinkier? Or maybe not so kinky? Is your favorite kink an erotic pleasure beyond compare? Or a deep dark secret you’re afraid to share? Or is it a complex kinky combo of the two? Come with me. On a fascinating, stimulating sex educational journey through kink in nature, art, history, Love, technology, and your brain. 

MAX 

Wowee! 

Dr. SUZY 

Okay, that’s a taste for now. I think you need to read the rest. Because the first thing I get into is the etymology of kink and I don’t know if I should get into that on the show, although some people are etymology fetishists, they love to hear the root of words and a lot of people don’t think about the fact that kink means bend or twist, and that it originally meant a twist in a rope. 

MAX 

Right, right. 

Dr. SUZY 

And that the first person to say in writing that a kink was a mental state… do you remember? 

MAX 

Remember? No, I don’t remember that, but that’s interesting. 

Dr. SUZY 

It was our third president and the writer of the Declaration of Independence who was very influenced by your ancestor Gaetano Filangieri. 

MAX 

I see. 

Dr. SUZY 

Thomas Jefferson. Right. Thomas Jefferson, right? He talked about kink as an unusual state of mind. 

MAX 

Yeah, yeah, you know, when I grew up in Montclair. They used to have a term called twisted. He’s twisted. What was that? 

Dr. SUZY 

Well, a twist is a kink. And twisted still means kinky. In a way, it’s got a more negative connation.  Actually, Iris Murdoch, in her great book, The Nice and the Good, says, “Sex comes to most of us with a twist.” 

MAX 

Very good. Who said that? 

Dr. SUZY

Iris Murdoch, a very distinguished author of The Nice and the Good. Not a porno author.  Not a Dominatrix, to my knowledge.

MAX

Porno authors…

Dr. SUZY

Maybe she’s a secret Dominatrix, and maybe she secretly writes erotica. But in any case, “Sex comes to most of us with a twist,” and after all, remember that popular dance in the 1960s?

MAX

The twist, yeah, let’s do the twist.

Dr. SUZY

Chubby Checkers did the Twist. To do the dance, you had to twist your body, but there was a double meaning to the Twist.

MAX

It was.

Dr. SUZY

It meant “kink,” which was not a popular word.

Dr. SUZY

The word twist was more popular, like being twisted.

MAX

People were outraged by those twists.

Dr. SUZY

Well also because you shook your fanny.

MAX

And and yeah, you shook your fanny. And the girls on American Bandstand, especially, wow, love those Bobby Socks.

Dr. SUZY

And kinky Elvis Presley.

MAX

My Levis were almost bursting.

Dr. SUZY

Yes, yes, that’s right.

MAX

Yeah, so yeah, the article was great. Thanks. With those little bobbysocks, you couldn’t see the ankle really. It was almost like a Victorian table.

Dr. SUZY

It was almost like a Victorian table. Well, that creates kink. Whenever you have limitations to the free expression of sex, which we have in nature and in human civilization. There are always going to be impediments to just having an orgasm. To just falling into each other’s arms and having vanilla sex.  So that other thing could be perceived to be a kink. And yeah, these kinks are becoming more acceptable. Certainly vanilla sex isn’t considered as prime as it used to be. And yet all this stuff is still considered kink.

MAX

Is it like, sex?

Dr. SUZY

It’s sex, but it isn’t always sex expressed as vanilla sex. It’s not always expressed as penis in vagina sex or even anything to do with penises or vaginas, although penises and vaginas can be kinks. OK. But feet can be kinks and fingernails. 

MAX

And then there’s industrial.

Dr. SUZY

There’s industrial kink. Well, like the Demask latex corset that I’m wearing in the lead picture on the kink article.

MAX

Rubber yeah, yeah.

Dr. SUZY

That you find at https://DrSusanBlockinstitute.com/kink. Yes, Jux Lii agrees. We love etymological insight.  It’s so much fun to take apart the words and find out where they come from.  It does help us to understand our history, and we need all the help we can get.  Since all these corrupt politicians are rewriting our history, at least our words can hold seeds of historic truth.

MAX

Oh, it’s all being Rewritten, how nice it was in the 50s and the 40s and the 30s. It was just so nice then. You didn’t have phones, you didn’t. You didn’t have heat, you didn’t have a lot of stuff, and the women were in the kitchen. Women in the kitchen.

Dr. SUZY

You like that Captain?

MAX

No, but I’m gonna tell you how you wash dishes sometime.

Dr. SUZY

Oh OK, I haven’t done that in a while.

MAX

Should I tell that story?

Dr. SUZY

If you have a kink for it, sure.

MAX

Alright, so OK.  I’m getting married to this woman here.

Dr. SUZY

Actually it was before that.

MAX

Yeah, it was before that. So I’m at her house,  at her condo and I’m walking around and they go into the kitchen and the kitchen is piled up with dishes and pots and pans. So I said, oh, the sink is full of pots and pans, and then I think you said the maid is coming.  Somebody said the maid is coming tomorrow or something.

Dr. Suzy

You make me sound like one of the rich who ought to get fucked.

MAX

Now listen to this story would you please? And then, we’ll give out your financial information so people know you’re not rich. So anyway, I said I’ll do the dishes. And she says no, no, I’ll do the dishes.  Well, at my age, and coming from another time and place, I mean, I never saw my Mother do the dishes, so this was a new experience for me.

Dr. SUZY

That’s why you married me.

MAX

Yeah, so she goes into the kitchen and a couple of minutes later she comes out.

Dr. SUZY

Ladies, if you’re like me, marry a man whose mother didn’t do the dishes. He might make fun of you for not doing the dishes.  He might mock you on your own radio podcast, but he will not make you do the dishes.

Dr. SUZY

Go on.

MAX

So a couple of minutes later she comes out. I don’t hear any pots and pans. She comes out, and we continue doing whatever we were doing, and then I go back to the kitchen. And there’s a big towel over the dishes and the pots and pans, with perfume.

Dr. SUZY

Well,  you have to describe it. I threw a big, clean pastel-colored towel over the whole thing, very neatly.  And then I sprayed perfume all over the towel. Good perfume. While pirouetting around it.

MAX

And I had a big smile on my face when I saw that towel.

Dr. SUZY

You sure did.

MAX

So there you go. You see, I’ve never seen her do dishes, and I’ve never seen my Mother do the dishes.

Dr. SUZY

That’s right.  Like I said, ladies, if you don’t want to do the dishes, let your man make fun of you for not doing the dishes. I sound like Maribel Morgan. And you’re not supposed to say ladies and gentlemen anymore. OK, everybody is asking me my pronouns and I’m starting to think I shouldn’t be she her. I should be something more interesting, right? Like?

MAX

It could be a he/she.

Dr. SUZY

I could be a gobbledegook.  I could be a she/he.  I have a guy inside of me.

MAX

and I have a girl inside of me and another guy.

Dr. SUZY

I have a guy inside of you. Jung called that the anima and the animus. The animus, no that’s my anus.  Oh, right.

MAX

Oh, OK, so this towel is really nice. I’m standing there with a smile. And I’m thinking to myself, I gotta marry this chick, she’s cool, she’s really cool. She doesn’t do dishes.

Dr. SUZY

Jung said that every man has an anima, and every woman has an animus. Now Jung was a bit of a Nazi, you see.

MAX

Yeah, yeah.

Dr. SUZY

Everybody is double edged, except you and me. We’re perfect.

MAX

The day I realized that, it really put me at peace.

Dr. SUZY

That nobody is perfect, not even your heroes?

MAX

No, that I’m perfect.

Dr. SUZY

Ha!

MAX

Oh, I’m not perfect.

Dr. SUZY

You know you, you’ve always felt that way. I’m kind of in awe at that. You feel at peace with yourself just being you.

MAX

Well, imagine that you’re not. That’s a fucked up life.

Dr. SUZY

I don’t have to imagine. I feel good, but I never feel perfect. I’m constantly maneuvering and switching and changing and that’s why I’m not sure what my pronouns should be, although I still keep coming back to she/her. But, in my fantasies, I am all different genders and nonhuman animals and fantasy characters and oops, I’m back on the mushrooms again.

MAX

Ah, yes.

Dr. SUZY

So I am not quite sure what the reality is, especially lately, and honestly I do have a lot of insecurity about that and I’m not ashamed to admit it. And, I don’t think it’s an asset to be so insecure about reality, but I feel that it is increasing, actually. With the way the world looks, I certainly am not sure what’s really going on, such as with this Ukraine war. Between all the false flags and the war cheerleading media, and the comedian/president, the neoliberal president and the dictator, warmongers saying “we” won’t go to war, but the other side will, so we have to retaliate.  It’s really quite the Theater of the Mind. Now the Theater of the Mind, has gone outside the mine into the media, where it goes back into our minds, so brothers and sisters, I’d just say keep having sex of some kind or another because it  might help to keep you sane. And, of course, make sure it’s consensual. Nowadays, it’s very difficult to find vanilla sex with other people in a consensual manner.  I’m not saying it’s impossible and people do it all the time, of course, and more power and pleasure to everyone for it, but if you have difficulty with that, then perhaps kink will be part of your answer. Certainly all kinds of sex on the Internet are a form of kink, even if it’s about vanilla sex, you’re doing it through the Internet. So there’s a kink to that. There’s a twist to that, and that’s OK. Why is that? Ok, because this is the world we live in, it’s just, you gotta always balance it out and that’s very personal and kink has got to be a part of that. If it interests you, great. If it doesn’t interest you, forget about it. You’re a straight arrow darling, and you are unusual, but most people have kinks and we have twists. So if we don’t come to terms with those kinks and twists and figure out which ones are just a part of us and which ones are passing fancies brought on by the media or by technology itself, or by childhood trauma. We tend to not be able to get rid of these kinks. They are intense. Good or bad or a combination, you need to deal with your kinks, so it might be therapeutic for you to get into kink therapy.

And if that’s what you want, you might want to call that number 213-291-9497 when we’re not doing the show. When we are, that number goes to the show. When we’re not, it goes to the Institute.

MAX

You can always find us. And if you really want a great catalog of our ship, you can go to Google and put in DrSusanBlock. There’s all kinds of stuff there, thousands and thousands, and thousands of pages, hundreds of thousands of pictures, and it’s made possible through the therapy, which we charge you for.

Dr. SUZY

Because that’s personal and takes our personal time.  Hey we have Danielle and Chef BeLive on the line. Danielle Watts and Chef Belive – we spoke to them last week so they need no introduction. And also we’re at the end of the show, so we don’t have time for an introduction, so speak your piece, Daniele and BeLive.

DANIELE WATTS

Dr. Suzy!!  Are you there?

Dr. SUZY

I am here.

CHEF BELIVE

I love you, love you, love you, love you!

Dr. SUZY

Make love, not war.  I kink you too. Make Kink, Not War.

DANIELE WATTS

Love you.

CHEF BELIVE

I love you, love you, love you, love you, love you.

Dr. SUZY

Sounds like you’re high on whatever spilled all over Max’s shirt.

MAX

We love you too.

CHEF BELIVE

We love you much.

Dr. SUZY

We’re giving you air time. One minute.

MAX

One minute.

CHEF BELIVE

OK.

MAX

Tell us, tell us.

CHEF BELIVE

You have filled out my realms of Beingness. You have inspired me so deeply in so many ways.

MAX

I told you I was wonderful.

CHEF BELIVE

Yeah, exactly not in those four years of meeting connecting with you both and gentle love. The last month has been such a crazy, crazy deep revelation in my own present personal and noble soul, like I was awarded as a Bonobo couple and I had an open heart and open body mostly or the most. But you both have inspired me to great links. And the love she’s been like the cherry to my Sunday with you. Both seen all the ingredients.

Dr. SUZY

Ooh yummy.

CHEF BELIVE

Thank you. Love you yeah we love you guys too so.

Dr. SUZY

Love you you so much and by the way our whole long conversation, which included lots of ups and downs, including your conflict with the yoga studio people who are acting a little fascistic and racist. If you don’t mind my saying, running the story which you told but we have that whole conversation.

CHEF BELIVE

Second, crossing over.

Dr. SUZY

On https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-lupercalia.  That is a transcript of the conversation which we had, and we’ll do another for this because we’re very excited about these conversations that we have on FDR.

CHEF BELIVE

Thanks to you.

Dr. SUZY

And we need to have them printed out for people to read, so that’s what we’re doing now.  We also did it with our show 2 weeks ago.

MAX

I see.

Dr. SUZY

And by the way, Cat Peggy has written she loves us on Facebook and she is on the show 2 weeks ago which is at  https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-valentine. Love you both, so there’s a lot of love.  Leftover from Valentine’s Day that I’m trying to turn into Kink for My Manifesto. Anyway, it’s all kinky love because we’re not in the same room.  And because you know all of this, love is pretty kinky nowadays and that is spicy, hot and delicious.

DANIELE WATTS

Dr. Suzy!

MAX

You guys are great so listen we gotta go, we gotta go.

Dr. SUZY

You’re delicious.

DANIELE WATTS

Awww….

Dr. SUZY

Talk to you later. Call us earlier next time because we got to have the trains run on time by that’s right I mean that is one thing we do like those fascists. Well, we don’t actually. The trains do not run on time, but we try.  Because we got to live in this Capitalogenic world. So here we are we love all people, brothers and sisters, and we hope you participate with us in the Vice TV Documentary that is going to be done on Bonoboville, so get excited.  Get involved. I’m not sure how we’re going to do it, but we are somehow going to do it in the midst of the pandemic. And you know how careful I’ve been all through the pandemic, but we’re going to do so. Something to get ourselves together for this vice TV because hey, media calls. I think we’ve got to say goodbye because it is, well, we didn’t say goodbye.

MAX

We said goodbye.

Dr. SUZY

We said goodbye. We said goodbye to Danielle and BeLive, which is a big deal, but we have to say goodbye to everyone.

Dr. SUZY

To everyone, to each and every one of you. The entire universe, right here, on Earth and in the metaverse.

MAX

Yes, and we love you.

Dr. SUZY

Every person, every brother and sister, every lover and Sinner, every child of sex.

MAX

With one or two exceptions.

Dr. SUZY

And that doesn’t mean real children. We are all children of sex with a capital X.  We may or may not be children of God, Jesus or Allah. But until we start cloning ourselves, we are all children of sex. Can I get an Amen?

MAX

Amen

Dr. SUZY

Can I get an Awomen?

MAX and Crew

Awomen!

Dr. SUZY

I gotta feel like I gotta do all the other genders but I don’t have time. I gotta go, so hey, make like bonobos, not baboons Make Love, not war, Make Love to someone you love tonight even if that someone is you.  Make kink, not war.

I love you.

MAX

And here’s a little something for the beer drinkers.

Show Length 01:19:44  Date: February 19, 2022

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Selma Sins and Isiah King James IV engage in “Valentine Foreplay” live on DrSuzy.Tv. Photo: L’erotique

Length 1:31:31     Date: Feb. 8, 2014

With Valentine’s Day and Lupercalia (the original Valentine’s Day) around the corner, the pressure is on to make the season super sexy… but how? Such is the challenge we put to a couple of our favorite guests (whom we haven’t seen since the Last Show at the Old Speakeasy!), sinfully sweet Selma Sins and his royal hugeness Isiah King James IV.

These two DrSuzy.Tv award winning adult performers accept the challenge, responding with some hot porno-romance advice and delicious “Valentine Foreplay.” “Thou Shalt Have Foreplay!” is the 9th Commandment of a Lady’s Pleasure in The 10 Commandments of Pleasure. Foreplay is for everybody, but I ascribe it to the ladies because we’re usually the ones complaining that our menfolk don’t take the time to make romance, cuddle, give us head, tell us how great we are or generally get us “in the mood” before plunging into plunging in. On the other hand, in my private sex therapy practice, I hear much of the opposite: men complaining that their beloved wives insist that they “just fuck,” leaving them longing for a little mental or physical stimulation, a.k.a. foreplay.

The word “foreplay” sounds subordinate, like an appetizer with intercourse as the main course, and lots of people like to skip the appetizer, especially if they aren’t hungry. That’s fine for food. But skipping foreplay is rarely a good idea for sex, even or maybe especially when you’re not very horny. The right foreplay can send you from zero to a thousand on the horniness scale.

Isiah King James IV, Selma Sins, Moe the Monster, Dr. Susan Block. Photo: L’Erotique

Selma and Isiah share a wide range of foreplay activities “on set” and off, some of which they also demonstrate—from deep French-kissing and hot dirty talk, roleplay (in English and en Español) to panty play, a full striptease on the stripper pole and Bonoboville Communion that turns into deep-throat fellatio on the King’s royal 11-inch scepter.

Since they’re our only guests this show, we have a chance to learn some interesting bio-factoids. For instance, the first Isiah King James (our Isiah’s great grandfather) was a slave. Before Isiah King James IV got into porn, he was a Catholic altar boy in Cleveland, with a porno crush on Ginger Lynn. While in his last term before graduating from Cal State Northridge with a BA in Journalism, he got his first internship with T-Reel and Ideal Image Models, where he soon met fellow Catholic sinner, Selma Sins, an up-and-coming adult starlet with a sweet petite physique, pride in her Hispanic heritage and few erotic inhibitions.

Tyler Knight, Bonnie Rotten and Selma Sins in “American On the Run” from the Hustler parody “White House Orgy”

Which brings us to “America On the Run,” the official music video for Hustler‘s porn parody “White House Orgy,” directed by Will Tyler, starring Tyler Knight, and featuring none other than our Selma twerking politics with Bonnie Rotten in the chorus line. We also get a nice surprise visit from Moe the Monster, debonair winner of the 2013 “Biggest Male Ejaculation” DrSuzy.Tv award for his performance in “Drop Bras Not Bombs” when Amor Hilton dropped her bra, and “The Beast” unleashed his sperm bomb, creating Shock and Awe with zero casualties. That’s our kind of bomb.

And Selma has our kind of heart-shaped ass. Fortunately for us, another one of her favorite foreplay activities is spanking, and she loves being flogged by my JuxLeather finger-flogger. Which brings us back to the ancient Roman fertility festival of the Lupercalia, the original Valentine’s Day (read some of the holiday’s history here)… more about floggers than flowers, more about all-inclusive, natural lust than exclusive, romantic love, more about spanked buns than hurt feelings. In fact, it is my theory that the most common symbol of Valentine’s Day and love, the red heart, was originally designed to resemble a nice, well-whipped (thus reddened), “heart-shaped” ass, rather than the cardiac organ that pumps our blood, to which it bears no resemblance at all.

Isiah King James IV and Selma Sins begin Bonoboville Communion on DrSuzy.Tv. Photo: L’Erotique

So pull down your panties and bare your hearts for the Lupercalia! We’re still renovating the big studio in New Bonoboville, so we’ll be broadcasting live from our little radio studio where we don’t have room to hold a big flog fest like we did in 2013,  2012 and 2011. But we’re excited to host one of the world’s finest floggers, Goddess Soma Snakeoil, and her female-to-male transgender submissive Matty Boi who just started hormone therapy and is promoting a 2/22 “Topless” fundraiser at Sanctuary to help him pay for his upcoming top surgery. Fat MiKE of NoFX will also join us in-studio, so a night of provocative Lupercalian fun is pretty much guaranteed. Whether your Valentine’s Day winds up being awesome or awful, tune in to DrSuzy.Tv this Saturday night, February 15th for a punkesque, floggerific, heart-shaped and “topless” Lupercalia 2014.

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In a rare alignment of holidays, the American feast of Thanksgiving coincides with the first day of the Jewish feast of Hanukkah this Thursday. Those of us who are celebrating this once-in-a-lifetime holiday are calling it “Thanksgivukkah”  So whether you stuff your turkey with latkes or you make a menorah out of a pumpkin, have a good one! And remember, though food is the main event, save room for sex! On a holiday like Hanukkah, making love is a “mitzvah” (good deed). As for Thanksgiving, that turkey shouldn’t be the only hole that gets deliciously stuffed...Give thanks for love, Brothers and Sisters! Amen & AWOMEN ❤ And please pass the Pumpkin Pie JelloShots…

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The world just lost one of its great artists: Frank Moore was one of the most marvelous people with whom I have ever had the honor and pleasure to work and play. Though I’m happy to hear he left this world peacefully, surrounded by his beloved family, I can’t deny the grief I feel. Frank was an award-winning counter-culture hero, artist, poet, philosopher, rock star, shaman, filmmaker and happily married man, Frank was my U.S. Presidential running mate in our amazing 2008 campaign, the producer of The Dr. Susan Block Show on Berkeley public access TV as well as hosting and producing his own groundbreaking shows. Yet the first thing many people noticed when they saw Frank was his physical “condition.” That is, in addition to being all of the above and so much more, Frank happened to be quadriplegic… READ MORE»

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On this glorious gushing eve of the Feast of St Pat, we take to heart the Irish love for drink (though all the squirters want water!), the holy sacrament of baptism and the sacred exhortation to “Kiss Me (I’m Irish)!” This is female ejaculation at its finest, an orgiastic, out-of-control, wild, wet waterworld, and it’s our 36th sex-educational Squirt Salon featuring Texas Geyser of Desire Deauxma, Hollywood Squirt Princess Vicky Vixen and Dr. Suzy, all demonstrating several squirting styles, clitoral and G-Spot female ejaculation, gushers and sprayers. WATCH SQUIRT SALON 36 & SEE THE XXX-PHOTOS NOW »

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Length 01:33:12 Date: February 13, 2021

by Dr. Susan Block. 

Was it a COVID-19 vaccine side effect? Or did he throw his back out—and where the hell could he have thrown the damn thing? We don’t know, but for the past few days, we’ve been trying to heal and just deal with Capt’n Max’s weird, excruciating flames of body pain via an array of “pain-killers”—from easy yet debilitating opioids to the controversial but healthier healing power of sexual pleasure. Feeling the pain? Just say YES to some kind of (COVID-safe and consensual) sex! And yes, thank Goddess, Max is feeling much better now.

Praise be to the power and glory of pleasure healing. Amen and AWOMEN. It does a body good.

Take the Pain Train to Track Pleasure on the F.D.R. Speakeasy streamliner, where Max, Mariah, Unscene Abe and I dine on an array of other tasty topics, as well as Gideon’s delicious homemade hamantaschen, aka “Pussy Cookies,” an appetizer for our spell-binding after-show throwback, Purim Rising 2013 (in solidarity with Eve Ensler’s One Billion Rising). Twas a dazzling, pornstar-studded, orgiastic masquerade (with a different kind of mask) that suddenly spiraled into violence unseen before or after in Bonoboville (except when we were illegally raided by the LAPD). Fortunately—before anyone could be killed or hurt badly—we defused the situation in a Bonobo Way.

Why oh why can’t America follow the Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure, we wonder as we condemn the unconscionable (but unsurprising) recent Biden Bombings in Syria. We also laugh (though more in fear than fun) at CPAC (now CPAQ) and the QAnon-powered Cult of the Golden tRump Love Doll, who resembles a gilded Bob’s Big Boy in knee-length flag diapers (the better to show off his golden calves), being worshipped like an idol by a crazy convocation of the most hypocritical Bible-thumpers ever. I acknowledge my “ableist” infraction against the “crazy community” in calling the CPAQanon’ers “crazy,” but I can’t think of a better adjective (well, besides sleazy) for these Gross Oligarchy Pimps (GOP).

Speaking of Gross GOPs, we also hammer the final nails into the heavily pissed-upon coffin of bigotry-boosting, slut-shaming “Mean Old Uncle Rush,” now on Counterpunch and being *showered* with intriguing commentary (pro and con), including a tweet from one of my own idols, amazing actress and activist Ellen Barkin.

Unfortunately, polyamorous opportunities are limited in the Coronapocalypse, but all is possible in the Erotic Theater of the Mind.

And did I mention sex? When one of our listeners asks for our thoughts on polyamory, we praise this growing movement of natural bonoboësque love—as long as all parties can agree on how to party. Unfortunately, polyamorous opportunities are limited in the Coronapocalypse, but all is possible in the Erotic Theater of the Mind.  

What’s the critical difference between so-called “cancel culture” and censorship, and what’s it got to do with “The People,” aka “the Mob” versus Big Tech, CEOs, celebrities and politicians, aka “Da Rich”? Listen…

Speaking of pain, we send get-well wishes to bonobo advocate and “Most Bonobo Celebrity” SUZY award winner, Ashley Judd, whose terrible fall and rescue in the heart of the Congolese jungle is quite a tale of pain, healing and gratitude.

As our Pain Train pulls into the Pleasure Station, I share one last true story of false love, real lust, pain, pleasure, comedy and idyllic teepee life with “Johnny Peyote Seed” while attending the notorious Naropa Institute (on summer break from Yale) until our tragic, violent demise. The moral of the story is: if your boyfriend pulls you down the stairs by your hair— no matter how hot and *romantic* he is and even if you were cheating on him with your Tantric yoga instructor—get OUT!

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Vaccination Nation

Why, you may wonder, is there all this pain in the Villa Piacere, aka the Pleasure House (our old name for Bonoboville)? With over 500,000 Americans now dead from Coronavirus and new variants spreading, Capt’n Max and I got our COVID-19 vaccine (Pfizer) this past Monday. Unfortunately, while I just had a little arm pain (that I’m not even sure isn’t from doing push-ups while Chico tries to play catch with my hair), Max’s body reacted with severe pain—or maybe he just twisted his spine when we switched from missionary to doggy-style… we’re still not sure. Though he’s much better now, it was a harrowing few days. Not as bad as catching Covid though.

While “Da Rich” have gotten considerably richer in the Coronapocalypse, most people in America and around the world have been suffering more than *usual*—from the physical agony of COVID itself (or vaccine side effects) to the mental miseries of fear and grief—as we struggle to kill the pain without killing ourselves.

There are many paths to healing—from diet to pharmaceuticals, surgery, cannabis, even “faith healing,” and the list goes on—and none are certain to reach their destination of health and well-being. Sexual pleasure—whether through orgasm, stress-relieving massage, kisses-like-vitamins, nurturing hugs or an erotic fantasy brain vacation—is the bonoboësque path to combat pain. Though controversial in these erotophobic times and rarely prescribed (except by your Love Doctor!), it just might be one of the healthiest and most effective ways to reduce unwanted pain.

We have done many shows about the combination of consensual pain and pleasure often involved in spanking, as well as other forms of impact play and BDSM. This show focuses more on unwelcome pain (from injury, sickness or a bad reaction to a vaccine) and how to treat it with sexual pleasure healing.

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Homemade Purim Pussy Cookies by Chef Gideon

And yes, Chef Gideon’s Pussy Cookies, aka hamantaschen, are so scrumptious (even “Funniest Fundamentalist Refugee” and Pussy Cookie gourmet Luzer Twersky agrees), they’re also guaranteed to heal your pain—at least for the few seconds they’re in your mouth. But they also represent something timeless, the Story of Esther, beginning with the feast of a king and the disobedience of a queen and ending with the obedience of a king and the feast of a queen. What an amazing sex-positive, feminist statement in patriarchal times. Listen to us, between bites and moans of gustatory pleasure, then watch the wild bacchanalian extravaganza we’re talking about: Purim Rising.

Purim Rising 2013 Now Playing on DrSuzy.Tv. Photo: Jux Lii

You won’t see the post-show mayhem; our cameras weren’t running for that. Rest assured that we purged Bonoboville of the people who started and participated in the violence. This wasn’t easy. Some of those that participated in the physical fighting were otherwise cool people, but physical fighting isn’t cool—or even acceptable—in Bonoboville. The heroes of the night wound up being one of my sex therapy client couples, who were at the show for fun, but stepped in to pacify the brawlers (might have helped that hubby was a 6`6” martial artist), and Abe, taking a punch for peace(!), on his first show night in Bonoboville.

No to Censorship, Yes to Cancel Culture

Meanwhile, we are still being censored by Youtube and Facebook, so we talk about censorship and how much worse it is than the much decried “cancel culture.”

It’s ironic how celebrities complain all the time about “cancel culture,” but rarely about censorship (unless they themselves or their friends are censored). At least, if you’re “canceled,” you still have a voice and a choice. When your voice is censored by one of the Big Tech social media platforms for no discernible reason with no appeal, you are silenced in the Commons, the digital public square. Though you may be able to find other platforms, when big ones like Youtube, FB, IG or Twitter censor you, there goes your voice and your choice.

If you want to be paid well and adored by millions for your talent, and your talent only, sorry, but that’s not how it works in 2021.

Censorship comes from the top-down, but Cancel Culture is bottom-up. Like its older ancestor, boycotting, cancel culture is *We the People* saying “We don’t like this.” Obviously, I don’t always agree with what’s being canceled, and when it’s something or someone I like or, even worse, a friend of mine, I’m pretty upset about it. But I respect, as well as fear, the “mob,” the prehistoric primal horde, roaring with collective grievance, whether it’s MAGAts attacking Liz Cheney or the Woke Left boycotting J.K. Rowling. We may or may not agree with their (constantly shifting) positions. If we’re not censored, we can express that disagreement. But the mob deserves to be heard. Better that the various mobs express themselves through social media “cancel culture” than by shooting people or beating them with flagpoles.

It’s funny how so many big influencers, media stars, actors, musicians, politicians and other celebrities hate that some poor, aggrieved nobody’s clever little hashtag might have the power to tarnish their glittering image in the world.

Cancel culture management training should be de rigeur for being a celebrity nowadays. If you want to be paid well and adored by millions for your talent, and your talent only, sorry, but that’s not how it works in 2021. Whether you’re talented or not, you have to jump through the hoops and slither through the tunnels of cancel culture. Whether you’re an athlete, an entertainer or a politician, these are your fans, your voters, your supporters, your detractors, your adversaries, your constituency, and they have a voice too. Without them, your *fame* is meaningless.

If you can’t handle it, maybe you need to get therapy before you read your social media comments. Maybe back in Hollywood’s Golden Era, fans didn’t do much more than meekly request an autographed photo. Now they want to tell you what they think of you, critique every photo you take and every statement you make. They want to *influence* you, maybe just take you down a peg or, if they’re really mad, hashtag #CancelYou.

After all, Fuck Da Rich! Almost all celebrities who bitch and moan about “cancel culture” are pretty wealthy.

Sorry (not sorry) to you complainers, but there’s just not much privacy nowadays for anybody, and certainly not for the famous nor their families. You get other perks—like being rich, pampered, adored and having decent health insurance. But if you share secrets, someone’s bound to rat on you, even from your inner circle, a couple recent examples being Armie Hammer’s IG dinner date and Ted Cruz’s wife Heidi’s Cancun text messages. So, make sure you’re ready for it.

Since “The Rich” resist getting taxed with such ferocity, “cancel culture” is one way those with nothing more than a Twitter account to their name can “Fuck Da Rich” for sport. Go team!

Do you really want privacy?  Do you need to talk with total confidence that you won’t be ratted on?  Call the Therapists Without Borders at the Dr. Susan Block Institute. We promise we won’t rat on you.

Bottom line (the ass is a recurring topic on this ride): Cancel me all you want. Just don’t censor me.

And listen to this show above or below. Indulge in a little eargasmic pleasure that, hopefully, will help to heal your pain… with no debilitating side effects!

February 27, 2021 Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 213-291-9497.

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Biz Bonobo with The Master of O & Dirty Tequila, Dr. Susan Block with Bill Clinton dildo, Nina Hartley with The Bonobo Way, Danny O’Neill for Woodhull Sexual Freedom Summit, Chelsea Raw with The Bonobo Way. Photo: Jux Lii

Length 1:27:49 Date: June 20, 2015

by Dr. Susan Block

It’s Summer Solstice Eve, the night before the longest day of the year, when the golden sun shines longest upon the Northern Hemisphere, and my featured guest is one of the sunniest personalities in porn: Nina Hartley. From her golden halo of blonde hair to her signature, round, bouncy butt, not to mention her beaming smile, bright repartee and radiant sex-positivity, Nina shines like the summer sun, so it’s no wonder she lights up this show with fun and sexual wisdom.

On a mission to promote the Woodhull Sexual Freedom Alliance, which is on a mission to “affirm sexual freedom as a fundamental human right” Nina is accompanied by fellow Woodhull board member (and former Young Republican), Danny O’Neill. They’re excited about Woodhull’s upcoming “Summit,” to be held August 14-17, 2015 in Alexandria, Virginia, a long, lusty, sapiosexual weekend of discussions, seminars, networking events, trainings, parties and, of course, orgies (what’s sexual freedom without orgies?)—like last year, only bigger, better and more orgiastic, right by our nation’s capital.

The Alliance takes its name from Victoria Woodhull, a 19th century sexual freedom fighter, radical suffragist, spiritual visionary, “Free Love” advocate and newspaper publisher—bonoboësque long before humans discovered bonobos—as well as the first woman to own a Wall Street investment firm, and run for President of the United States.

Which brings us to the current woman running for U.S. President who also sports a golden halo of hair like the sun, and no, I don’t mean Donald Trump. It’s no surprise that Nina is already playing U.S. Presidential frontrunner Hillary Clinton in a timely new porn parody, “Hillary Gets the Black Vote,” also featuring our friend Moe “The Monster” Johnson.

Though I respect Hillary for standing up for Bill when he was pilloried by a gang of Puritanical hypocrites, I don’t appreciate her bed being filled by lobbyists and reps for the Defense Industry and Monsanto, to name a few of her lovers. The best thing about a Hillary Clinton presidency (aside from the fact that her last name is not Bush) would be that Nina Hartley will play her in what’s sure to be a winning Presidential Sex parody series. And who knows, Hillary might like Nina’s portrayal of her as “very in-charge and a tad bossy without being emasculating…bisexual and deeply passionate”. Certainly, Bill will. It could even increase Woodhull’s clout in Washington.

The “Hillary” promo is sexy and funny, and there’s no doubt that “interracial” is one of the hottest current porn genres, perhaps partly because of the racism that flows through this country like poison. But even if we’re turned on by that black/white contrast, it’s important to acknowledge the scientific reality: race doesn’t exist. There’s really only one race: the human race.

In its more benign form, the human emphasis on skin color produces hot sensuous “interracial” porn. More often, it just fosters racist, white male anxiety about black male sexuality and, at its worst, the recent tragedy of the Emmanuel AME Church massacre, still fresh in our minds. We take a moment to remember the victims and talk about the kind of culture that produces a 21-year-old mass murderer who excuses his evil by saying “I had to do it… you rape our women and you’re taking over our country. And you have to go.” I’ll blog about this separately when I get a chance, but let’s just say that a warped black penis fetish, a Confederate flag waving proudly above his state capital and his dad giving him a gun on his 21st birthday all have something to do with it.

And sexual freedom has something to do with turning this terrible cult of violence around. In a culture that denigrates sex and denies sexual freedom, violence is seen as a problem solver. We’ve gone that way for a long time, but maybe it’s time for another way, the way of peace through pleasure and sexual freedom. I call it “The Bonobo Way,” and it brings us back to that most bonoboësque of political lobbying groups, the Woodhull Sexual Freedom Alliance, and their upcoming Summer Summit, featuring Nina Hartley.

We come back from the break with just a few more minutes until Summer Solstice which is, of course, a heathen holiday, as all the best holidays are (Valentine’s Day, Spring Equinox, etc.), at least originally. In the pagan tradition, the Summer Solstice moon is called the “Honey Moon” because it’s slightly golden, and everybody drinks mead made of fermented honey during the many weddings held at Summer Solstice time. We don’t have any mead on this show, but we do have Dirty Tequila, a deliciously intoxicating aphrodisiac that makes any occasion a Honeymoon, especially when downed with the erotic boobie-licking ritual we call Bonoboville Communion, which we perform with show producer Elizabeth Aston and Chelsea Raw (both therapists with the Institute). Despite having been my guest several times over the years since her first appearance in 1994, this is Nina’s first Bonoboville Communion, and she sucks Elizabeth’s hard nipples with relish (actually, salt) and provides her own luscious boobage as a Communion Altar for the rest of us, as she squeals like a blissful bonobo.

More Weapons of Mass Discussion include pleasure (“We’re designed for it,” says Nina with a hat tip to Sex at Dawn co-author Dr. Chris Ryan); BDSM (“Doormat is a noun. Submit is a verb.”); how to handle feet (“When the feet feel good, the knees fall open,” says Nina); consent (“It’s sexy”); hat tip to Ricci Levy and Woodhull’s work helping pregnant prison inmates and Capt’n Max’s experience as a sexual freedom fighter on the inside and out. We also take a couple fan calls, including Speakeasy member Dr. Mars, and tweets, including an endorsement for Nina’s sex educator skills from Panty Boy.

As we get closer to the “end” of the show and the year’s longest day, I’m reminded of another Summer Solstice revelry, Shakespeare’s play ‘A Midsummer Night’s Dream,” in which one of the recurring themes is that of the “ass” (a.k.a., Bottom). This, of course, brings me back to Nina and her amazing bum, whereupon she turns around on my bed, giggling, wiggling and presenting her famous derriere for a spanking.

Having just penned the definition of “spanking” for the new Wiley-Blackwell International Encyclopedia of Human Sexuality, I’m raring to give it to her, first with my hand, then with Danny, Biz and Chelsea’s hands, then with my JuxLeather finger-flogger. Finally, I turn Nina Hartley OTK (over the knee) for a good solid book-spanking with The Bonobo Way. I’m pleasantly surprised to hear that this is another first for this sex icon, and she agrees that a nice standard-size paperback makes the perfect paddle. I must say it feels right to be giving Hillary Clinton’s porn double a good spanking. It’s one way to get her to pay attention to The Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure.

Thanks for the spanks, Nina! And thank you, Woodhull Sexual Freedom Alliance, for helping to get America and the world to recognize sexual freedom as one of the most fundamental human rights of all. Here’s hoping you all have another great, activist, orgiastic, sapiosexual Summit. #SFS15

A golden Summer Solstice Eve with Nina Hartley & the Woodhull Sexual Freedom Alliance. Photo: L’Erotique

And extra special thanks to amazing hair stylist Mark Brown, a.k.a., LaMarkeisha, for highlighting and sculpting my own sunny halo this solstice eve.

© June 21, 2015. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 310-568-0066.

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Length: 88:12 minutes

Date: 9/11/2008

It’s a show of anniversaries. The 8th commemorative year after 9/11/01, our second BTR and an in-studio guest’s Melo-versary. Decidedly with no callers, the bonobos don’t find any problem coming up with amusing antics like using sprinklers to enhance your sex life and being attracted to Michael Phelps’ animal instincts. Dr. Suzy reads a piece she wrote right after the attacks on the WTC and after reliving the recent events of America’s war on terrorism, Sara amusingly discovers why we got so confused over the war. When in doubt, don’t bomb.

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Chelsea Raw in Baja, Luzer Twerskey with The Bonobo Way, Dr. Susan Block, Karen Summer. Photo: L’Erotique

Length 1:29:42 Date: May 09, 2015

by Dr. Susan Block

Its mid-Masturbation Month, and we celebrate the self-pleasure season with this intimate live broadcast featuring two of the Dr. Susan Block Institute’s top therapists, AVN Hall of Famer and celebrity sex therapist  Karen Summer, and our beloved Chelsea Raw—in the raw!—on location in Baja, Mexico. Also joining us in-studio from the bar are Capt’n Max and Bonoboville’s “Best Actor”-award-winning ex-Satmar-Hasid-in-Residence, Luzer Twersky, looking dapper in one of his signature Duncan Quinn bespoke suits.

First we set the score straight on masturbation, a.k.a., wanking, spanking the monkey, polishing the pearl, walking the dog, sexual solitaire, jacking and/or jilling off. Whatever you call it and whichever way you do it, masturbation has been denigrated as self-abuse, self-pollution. Around Bonoboville, we call it what it is: self-pleasure, self-love or, as Doonesbury dubs it, self-dating. Why? Because it feels good. And it is good. But what is it good for? As many different things as there are different masturbators. On this show, we explore eight of those things, complete with flashcards, and for exactly what the crazy eight are, well, listen to this show (above) or watch it on DrSuzy.Tv.

You’ll also learn about the art of guided masturbation, our favorite forms of masturbation (Karen and Chelsea both love water play—not to be confused with “water sports”), as well as how and why the “great” religions of the world vilify masturbation, shaming us, even though we all do it. One of the great religious symbols of evil is the Snake in the Garden of Eden, represented by my beautiful Snake Eve. Though Karen says she is deathly afraid of snakes, at my urging, she plays gingerly with Eve. Watch this, guys, and see how to get a nervous woman to play with your snake…

More Weapons of Mass Discussion: Why Taboo Mommy fantasies circulate around Mother’s Day; why some young men love MILFs; why Gilad Atzmon can’t talk about clitorises; the vicious reaction to Abby Martin regarding the American Sniper; #JewsandArabsRefusetobeEnemies stories of Luzer’s, Karen’s and my erotic adventures with Muslims (from the phone to the Garden of Gethsemane); Luzer’s harrowing anti-masturbation upbringing; Dr. SerenaGaia’s Ecosexuality collection coming soon; the various wrongs of circumcision (male and female); selfies = photo-masturbation (kudos to Imanne for the world’s best selfies, soon to be a book); nude Chelsea on the beach; Karen’s new foot fetish project (Rhedd Soles) and her great review of The Bonobo Way.

Now for the action: Though not a bio-Mom, Karen’s beautiful big-mama DDs, a.k.a., “the Girls,” come out for a Mother’s Day Bonoboville Communion with Dirty Tequila. Feeling spiritual as I sprinkle salt on Karen’s freed nipples, I find myself reciting a blessing: Baruch atah Adonai Elohenu Melech ha’olam, borai p’ree ha Titties…. Then it’s time for a three-way mid-Masturbation Month climax with Karen on her Bullet Buddy, me on Hitachi and Chelsea strumming her yoni by the sea. ¡Olé!

Have a very merry Masturbation Month! And remember, if you need a hand—a friendly, supportive, knowledgeable, sex-educational guide into your self-pleasure exploration—Karen, Chelsea and the other sex therapists of the Block Institute are just a phone call away.

© May 10, 2015. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 310-568-0066.

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Extra! Extra! The Bonoboville News: Daniele Watts & Chef Be*LiVE this Saturday + Betty Dodson’s 87th Bday & Fet Play the Bonobo Way, KX 93.5’s Inner Journey & more BlockBooks Sexy Summer Reads!

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Our show guests this Saturday are “pansensualists.” What about you? Have you ever fantasizied about a group sex experience? Want to learn the finer points of nonmonogamy? Call 213-291-9497 to speak with one of the skilled therapists of the Dr. Susan Block Institute, available for Telephone Sex Therapy, Sext Therapy, Webcam Therapy, or just to talk anytime, 24/7. Try speaking with Rayne, one of our most popular therapists. Need sexual advice? Listen to your doctor now…

What a wondrous, whirlwind, death-defying 24-hours: Betty Dodson birthday party, Fet Play DrSuzy.Tv show, Bonobo Way Female Empowerment Outreach Project & farewell Dave Bell, Emmy award-winning producer of our HBO specials, “Radio Sex TV” and “Radio Sex TV: Off the Dial.” Read Dr. Block’s latest journal, listen to the radio archive or watch it on DrSuzy.Tv.

Dr. Betty Dodson & Dr. Susan Block celebrate Betty’s 87th Birthday with The Bonobo Way & Sex by Design. Photo: Sarah Bella

What’s better than a one-day-pass for Dr.Suzy.Tv? How about a full month! That means access to hundreds of shows & more backstage photos than you can shake a banana at. Become a member and watch now! TRENDING: Mistress Tara for President. “Whip the vote!”

Out now! New memoir by sex revolutionary Betty Dodson, Sex By Design, is now available for your reading pleasure in both paperback and digital formats. Need more sexual instruction? Also read Sex For One, Dodson’s iconic self-love guidebook; nods to her handy work can also be found in Dr. Block’s The Bonobo Way.

Go on a sapiosexually stimulating “Inner Journey” with Greg & Dr. Suzy as they explore sex, love, relationships, kink, BDSM, addiction, personal change, medibation (meditation during masturbation), ecosexuality, female empowerment and bonobos, bonobos, bonobos in this fascinating, free-ranging 90-minute interview.

TRENDING: Masturbation with Malena Morgan. Riding “god’s machine” has never been so orgasmic! Stimulate your senses with shame-free masturbation, erotic education, and Malena’s wet and wild Sybian ride.

Sometimes it takes a village to make a marriage work, and in the case Dr. Block and Pr. Max, that village is Bonoboville. Jump back to the magical, musical, group-sexy 24th Wedding Anniversary Bacchanal ♫ which featured Ron Jeremy, Selina Minx, Jessica Shores and loads more, including this Saturday night’s returning guests Danièle and Chef Be*Live –so inspired by Dr. Suzy & Max’s marriage, they decided to tie the knot themselves! Watch this show on DrSuzy.Tv and see how almost a quarter century of monogamish marriage can be more fun than a barrel of bonobos!

Have a more orgasmic sex life with the Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure. Godmother of masturbation Betty Dodson calls it “a delightful, insightful look at how our closest genetic cousins embrace all aspects of sexual pleasure, showing us how masturbation, bisexuality, gender equality, sexual diversity and other forms of sexual expression are not only natural, but vital to keeping the peace. Like we said back in the sixties, “Make love, not war!” Celebrate the RƎVO˩ution with the book that’s got everyone talking. Remember that a portion of all proceeds go to help save the wild bonobos from extinction.

Swing on over to the peace through pleasure side of the internet, Bonoboville. Sign up for a FREE account and then watch Dr.SuzyTv LIVE in the lounge. 650 members and growing. Meet Betty and Catherine Imperio today! Bonoboville: Post. Chat. Chill.

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Bonobo RƎVO˩ution! Photo: Ono Bo

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“Melbourne Madame” Lara Lee Hussey and Dr. Susan Block. Photo: Ajay Johnson

Length 1:33:05     Date: Jan. 11, 2014

It’s the first live broadcast of 2014 from RadioSUZY1 studios in new Bonoboville LAX and, after last weekend’s eventful Hollywood Show, we’re in the mood to be entertained. And entertained we are by the absolute embodiment of international entertainment—from her pretty pink pedicured toes to her wild pimping personality.

Her name is Lara Lee Hussey, but I dub her “The Melbourne Madame,” because that is her profession and her calling in life. This woman clearly loves her work and shares the love with bubbly enthusiasm. When she isn’t enthralling us with stories of her legal Australian escort agency—now offering the services of 102 different working girls—she is teaching us the Macedonian terms for pussy (“pitchka”) and anal sex (“apapista”), twerking like Miley Cyrus, or sticking moderately sized vibrators up her perfect “bum” AND “pitchka.”

Click on the link above to listen free to this engaging show, and learn the ins and outs of running a legitimate sex work agency “Down Under.” Having legalized the oldest profession, Australia is light years ahead of America, except some parts of Nevada, such as Carson City where brothels like our other pimping pal Dennis Hof’s Bunnyranch, are legal. But Aussie hookers with their SWL (Sex Working License) are even allowed to operate independently. And most of America is in the Dark Ages when it comes to a person’s right to frankly sell their sexual services. Lara Lee’s agency offers a broad range of erotic entertainment, from the Girlfriend Experience to the Porn Star Experience, straight sex with a single customer to burlesque bumhole-fisting performances for bachelor parties and other large groups.

Lara Lee in Munkey-Barz. Photo: L’erotique

Especially if you’re interested in sex work, this free radio broadcast is very educational and quite stimulating. But if you enjoy the sight of a smoking hot blonde matey baring all and spreading her cheeks for more, you really have to join now to see Lara Lee in action. With the ease of a natural nudist, she strips off her g-string studded panties for Panty Boy, doffs her bra and whirls around our in-studio stripper pole as gracefully as her “role model” Bonnie Rotten (thank you, Corpsy, for bringing beautiful Bonnie to DrSuzy.Tv before she got famous and surgically inflated). Next, she proceeds to insert a large Babeland dildo in her ass (apapista!) and a Cal Exotics “Posh” vibrator in her pitchka. Then I wrap her in my Munkey-Barz and hump that deliciously humpable ass. When she tells us she’s a bonobo-lover as well as a model for our friends at Doc Johnson, I have to also give her a Pocket Rocket, along with our motto: Drop Pocket Rockets, Not Patriot Missiles. We throw in a few Condomania condoms for good measure, considering the nature of her profession.

Capt’n Max and I wind up the show with another big thank you to David Bertolino who organized the historic first appearance of the Legends of Adult Cinema hall at the 30-year-old Hollywood Show. For those of you following the mini-crisis of faith over the “Love Boat” Captain Gavin MacLeod’s interview, all adversaries have backed down (Captain’s orders!), and everybody seems to agree that the interview is, after all, a good thing. Once again, we’re happy we stood our ground under pressure. The most common censorship involves people censoring themselves when they don’t have to out of fear and ignorance. We didn’t fall into that trap, and I think at this point, everyone involved is grateful, despite previous blustering. Now go get Gavin’s new book This is Your Captain Speaking, and let’s take a cruise!

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Length 01:52:56 Date: October 28, 2017

by Dr. Susan Block

Kink Month climaxes with a Happy Halloween 2017 in BOOnoBOOville bubbling up from a Witch’s Brew of FemDoms, kinksters, a domesticated alligator and a giant Trumpkin Pumpkin under gag order with a gourd.

Kink Month 4: Halloween in BOOnoBOOville. Photo: Plaztikzoul

I open the show with my personal Samhain standard: Scary Sex: A Halloween Poem, while “riding” around the Womb Room on my Magic Dildonic Vibrating Broom: a dildo, vibrator, spanking paddle, sweeper and costume prop all in one.

A Magic Dildonic Vibrating Broom Ride. Photo: Jux Lii

I designed this very special adult toy, inspired by Mattel’s “Nimbus 2000” Harry Potter Vibrating Broom scandal that had parents throughout the Western world freaking out when they realized that the cute battery-operated “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone” spin-off toy their kids loved “riding” right between their legs for hours on end was actually a self-stimulating device.

Perhaps if Bill Clinton hadn’t fired U.S. Attorney General Jocelyn Elders in the 90s, some of those American parents of the new millennium would have been prepared for a discussion about adolescent sexuality.

Of course, Mattel immediately discontinued the kiddy vibrators. But I felt that this was no reason that consenting adults shouldn’t enjoy flying around on our own vibrating brooms.

Gypsy & I fly on our Magic Dildonic Vibrating Brooms as Madame Margherite brandishes a dildonic sword. Photo: Franz Salvatierra

Therefore, I witchcrafted the first prototypes for myself and a few friends. Rather than the nerdy-looking kid in the Mattel ads, I imagined myself more along the lines of the flame-haired Elizabeth Montgomery cartoon in Bewitched… though Samantha does ride discreetly side-saddle, which is just not as stimulating as a broom between the thighs.

Not only does my Magic Dildonic Vibrating Broom pulsate sensuously right on your pleasure center– so that you feel like you are flying (at least in the sexual sense), thanks to a small but powerful vibrator secured to the middle of the broomstick; it is also outfitted with a large dildo on the front end of the broomstick. Moreover, the sweeper end has the perfect bristles for a good spanking, or sweeping, depending on your needs and desires. 

Right now all Magic Dildonic Vibrating Brooms are hand-crafted, so this item is a little on the high-end side.

However, once we find a Chinese factory to mass-produce these things, there will be millions of happy sexy witches, bitches, vamps and tramps giving and receiving dildonic, vibrating orgasms, flying around the world without ever leaving the ground.

You can also use the bristle end of your Magic Dildonic Vibrating Broom as a spanking paddle. Photo: Cluedini

That’s my Halloween fantasy, anyway, and we sort of fulfill it, with beautiful bewitching enchantress Gypsy Bonobo flying around on one Magic Dildonic Vibrating Broom, as I ride the airwaves on another, reciting my Halloween Ode to the Witches, stirring up the bubbling Womb Room cauldron for BOOnoBOOville’s Kink Month Climax.

BOOnoBOOville Witches’ Coven. Photo: Jux Lii

With all of our guests garbed in peaked witch’s caps, it feels kind of like a coven, a gathering of sister-sorceresses… and one alligator. It’s like a children’s Halloween play—for adults!

A Madame & Her Alligator

Then we welcome back our favorite “animal play” specialist Madame Margherite, bedecked in turquoise, orange and gold like an Mesopotamian goddess with shimmering gauntlets, the orange scarf I gave her on her birthday and a peaked witch’s hat for the holiday.

Madame Margherite has BiG News… Photo: Plaztikzoul

Always exhibiting different animals from here magnificent femdom menagerie, this evening Madame Margherite is accompanied by her pet alligator, Andres, who wears a silver witch’s hat to match his shimmering alligator scales, giving him an aura of the Tin Man from the Wizard of Oz. Later in the show, they demonstrate the Art of Alligator Taming. We’re talking human alligators, of course; you can’t negotiate consent with a real alligator.

PHOTOS: JUX LII

Madame Margherite’s big news is that after her smashing debut as DomCon New Orleans Mistress of Ceremonies, including co-hosting the Pet Show with Mistress Ellen, she has been appointed to Mistress Cyan’s DomCon Board of Directors. Big Congrats to our favorite Animal Play Specialist!

Penis Fencing Among  the Witches

Madame Margherite joins Gypsy and me in a very bonoboësque and bewitching penis-fencing threesome.

3 Witches of BOOnoBOOville penis-fence for pleasure. Photo: Jux Lii

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble. 
From William Shakespeare’s “Song of the Witches”
Macbeth: IV.i 10-19; 35-38

Gypsy and I ride our dildonic brooms like stallions into battle while Madame Margherite brandishes one of our silver sword dildos as if it’s part of her anatomy.

Pegging anyone?

Like Sperm Wars, it’s the Dong Show!

Halloween Sperm Wars. Photo: Plaztikzoul

We also do some penis-fencing with gourds. It’s that kind of Dong Show.

Gourd Wars. Photo: Jux Lii

Former Trump Voter Sees the Light!

Our next guest is Mistress Ravensong, FemDom, founder and director of WICK (Women in Charge of Kink), also attired in a witch’s hat for Halloween.

We even share the Halloween love with Trump voters (as long as they repent!). Photo: Plaztikzoul

Upon seeing our Trumpkin (carved by Clemmy), Ms. Ravensong confesses that she voted for Trump! The Womb Room gasps with shock and awe, and Capt’n Max begins to rage and thunder against Nazi Nationalists. However, Ms Ravensong insists that she has seen the light, and now, feeling betrayed by His Agent Orangeness, she is raring to punish our Trump surrogates with relish… and maybe a little eye-of-Newt Gingrich mustard.

She may have voted for Bread and Circuses, but all she got was a very scary Circus, not a sexy one like our Anti-Inaugural Circus.

Trumpkin “under gag order: with my hand. Photo: Jux Lii

As Trumpocalypse atonement, she gives our devil-horned Trump doll a little punishment bondage by means of CBT (cock and ball torture) —not to be confused with cognitive behavioral therapy—some with dental floss. Then she spanks him with The Bonobo Way.

PHOTOS: JUX LII

As for the big Trumpkin, we gag his YUGE fiery mouth with two penis-shaped gourds, Gourdy and Gourdy, Jr.

Gourdy & Gourdy, Jr. double-face-bang Trumpkin.. Photo: Author

Trumpocalypse Therapy for the repentant Trump Voter.

How Could She Vote for Trump?

The big question, of course, is why did Mistress Ravensong vote for Trump in the first place? With great courage, she answers our questions. Daniella in the Liberal’s Den.

Numero Uno on Mistress Ravensong’s list of reasons for voting Trump seems to have been hatred for Hillary, followed by her desire for “big changes” in Washington, and a hope that a “businessman” could save our country’s financial problems.

Hadn’t she heard that Trump was a lousy businessman who got a big splashy start with his KKK-loving daddy’s millions, then only aggrandized himself and his family as he blithely bankrupted several companies, stiffing (and not in the good way) many contractors, and (interestingly) the government of Puerto Rico in the process? No, she hadn’t heard about that.

Hadn’t she heard Trump bragging about forcing himself on women on the infamous Access Hollywood “grab ‘em by the pussy” tape?

No, she hadn’t heard about that either. Now that she knows about it, she finds that behavior unacceptable in a president, or anybody. Didn’t she know that Trump was a racist as well as a rapist? No, she had no idea.

The Womb Room gasps with disbelief. How could she not know these things that were and are broadcast all over the news—fake and real? Talk about scary! Are all Trump voters this painstakingly unaware?

Obviously, some are. This is frustrating to us libtards, just like back in the days of the Iraq invasion; I couldn’t understand how anyone would think that Saddam was involved in 9/11.

However, these turncoat Trump voters give me hope! So many Trump supporters don’t seem to care when the big squalling Trumpkins does or tweets something awful. The worse the tweet, the more these Trumpanzees seem to support their beloved Orange Demon. In terms of swaying hearts and minds, these folks are unswayable. The more you apply logic and reason, the more they relish being illogical and unreasonable.

Trump voters like Mistress Ravensong who have turned against Trump during his first year in office show us that a portion of his supporters still have some belief in reality (that’s real reality as opposed to Reality TV which is kind of the opposite), and can be swayed to another side. Indeed, folks like Mistress Ravensong give me hope for humanity…and maybe even America.

Make-Up Communion

Besides, forgiveness is The Bonobo Way. Bonobos make peace through pleasure, but they’re not angels. They’re animal, like us. Sometimes they fight, but they always make up. They are the Masters and Mistresses of Make-Up Sex.

Opening a Round of BOOnoBOOville Communion with Divine Interventions’ Jesus Jackhammer and the Magic Broom. Photo: Jux Lii

This calls for a few lusty rounds of Bonoboville Communion; since it’s Samhain, we call it BOOnoBOOville Communion. Ms. Ravensong grew up “Christian,” and received a few traditional Communions as a young girl, though she wasn’t too impressed with the ritual as it was presented. She also found it odd that the minister said she was “eating” the body of Christ.

Wiccan Altar Girl Gypsy Bonobo. Photo jux Lii

Maybe it’s because I didn’t grow up Christian, but I’ve always found the idea of “eating” your favorite deity to be rather tasty—literally and figuratively. After all, when we practice cunnilingus, we sometimes say we are “eating pussy.” When we give full fellatio, we “eat cum.” Many people enjoy sucking, licking and nibbling. Maybe a little love-biting. Most of us don’t want to chew to the point of cannibalism or vampire stuff. Still, “eating” each other up with love, or even just lust, can be very sexy.

Here in BOOnoBOOville, we just emphasize the sexy side of Communion, as I demonstrate on the beautiful and very tasty tatas of my sweet Altar Girl, Gypsy Bonobo. She then waterboards me, bonobo-style, with Agwa de Bolivia Herbal Coca Leaf Liqueur, and the second half of the show is off to a rather magical start.

Mistress Ravensong is Gypsy’s Altar Girl. Photo: Jux Lii

Mistress Ravensong proclaims her appreciation for our style of Communion and proceeds to provide herself and her lovely bounteous boobalishka for Gypsy’s Communion Altar.

Then Ms. R takes BOOnoBOOville Communion from My Altar. Ooh-la-la! I get to waterboard her too, of course.

Witchy Waterboarding of a Repentant Trump Voter. Photo: Cluedini

Thus, the cycle is complete. Amen. And AWOMEN. Please pass the salt…

Women in Charge of Kink

Ms. Ravensong’s group, WICK, holds “high protocol” evenings which begin with men in formal attire, waiting upon the “Women in Charge,” and then often wind up stark naked, still waiting, performing various tasks and accepting various punishments.

Mistress Ravensong spanks Jay with the Bonobo Way. Photo: Franz Salvatierra

Besides the CBT she demonstrated in her Trumpocalypse Therapy session, Ms. R is also caning specialist. Since she didn’t bring her accessories, we provide her with a cane. Now to provide her with a bottom!

PHOTOS; JUX LII

Capt’n Max issues the request, and Jay Red volunteers for the mission. With caveats. He won’t strip naked. He will bend over a chair, with Gypsy’s enchanting assistance, and accept a spanking as punishment for not stripping naked or even wearing a Halloween costume.

Mistress Ravensong’s specialty. Photo: Jux Lii

First, Ms. R uses The Bonobo Way as a spanking paddle, then a Jux Leather “belt” and finally the cane, all to the tune of Carmina Formosa’s “The Kinkster” inspired by The Bonobo Way.

We Are One

With a former Trumpeteer in our Womb Room, one who has repented and recanted her vote, it seems appropriate for our Rapper-in-Semi-Residence Ikkor the Wolf to remind us that “We Are One.”

We Are One with Ikkor the Wolf. Photo: Jux Lii

Amen and Awomen.

Visually echoing our oneness, we wear Agwa masks, reminiscent of this “great” land’s ancient Native American origins.  Very Aztec.

Masked BOOnoBOOville. Photo: Jux Lii

Then off we roll to our varied tricks and treats in our Halloween after-party where whom do we run into but Janelle Hopkins as a pussycat.

Selfie with Janelle

The Trumpkin may sit in the Oval Office, but the Pussy’s Revenge is underway. Indeed, shortly after I declared a Revenge of the Pussies, the famous Russian feminist punk rock group, Pussy Riot, stormed Trump Tower in New York with a message to free film director Oleg Sentov and other political prisoners in Russia. Why would Trump be able to help free Russian prisoners? Why indeed?

Behind the Bar with Gypsy & Derek. Selfie

It’s family night for Janelle as she is accompanied by her adorable son, Derek Wilder, whom I once held in my arms as a newborn baby. Now he’s just a babe, dressed up as a waiter in his real-life Bubba Gump costume. No, nothing weird between mother and son. Janelle even discreetly turns her head as Derek flirts with the ladies.

I keep looking around to see if anyone dares to dress up as Harvey Weinstein with a naked suit and a shower costume, complete with spraying nozzle and plastic shower curtain.

Not finding anything close to that, and still feeling the tingle of my Magic Dildonic Vibrating Broom, my Capt’n and I fly up over the moon.

The Captain & the Witch. Selfie

Coming up: the 3rd anniversary of the Bonobo Way AND Max’s bday this Saturday, November 4th with Goddess Virgin, Goddess Soma, Onyx Muse, Ikkor and more. On Saturday, November 18th, the Bonobo Way plays Vegas—the only man-made thing besides Great Wall visible from outer space—at the Erotic Heritage Museum. Then, it’s Spanksgiving with Madame Raven Rae November 25th. It’s a Bonoboville tradition: Get stuffed on Thanksgiving, then get spanked on Spanksgiving.

Meanwhile…Happy Halloweeeeeeeeen and Many Happy Kinky Role-Playful Orgasms to You and Yours from BOOnoBOOville.

#FreetheNipple Halloween 2017. Photo: Jux Lii

Thanks to Our Volunteers: Videographers – Jamal Berry & Martin Morrow; Photographers – Cluedini, Franz Salvatierra, Jux Lii, Plaztikzoul; On-Campus Bonobos – Abe Perez, Camille Rosebud, Del Rey, Gypsy Bonobo, Harry Sapien, Jay Red, MarsFX, Clemmy Cockatoo, Ana & Miguel.

© Oct 28, 2017. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 310-568-0066.

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by Dr. Susan Block.

It’s a New Year, Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners, a socially sanctified turning point in calendrical time with stirring possibilities that shimmer like GloFish in a pool of fresh clean water, awaiting my dive down into a future so bright that all you can see is my “Happy Nude Rear.”

So, why do I feel like I’m being marched, blindfolded, starved, half-naked (and not in a “happy nude” way) and shackled to fellow hapless humans—like the poor Gazan “POWs” I see on my news feeds—goosed by Israeli Tavor X-95 rifles, or maybe shot, beaten, blown up by American-made bombs, exterminated by AI (Artificial Ignorance), or *just* mocked and dehumanized as we’re all shoved through a trapdoor into 2024?

Also, there’s almost no fresh clean water, and what there is costs $14.95 a cup.

Read “Go Bonobos in 2024 on Counterpunch

With such bleak nightmares and much worse – actually happening now in real time in Gaza right before the eyes of the world – set against the annual wet dream of a brand-new run around the sun, I resolve to #GoBonobos in 2024.

Bonobos (just in case you don’t know) are the “Make Love Not War” chimpanzees who swing through the trees as well as with each other. They’re also humanity’s closest genetic cousins, but unlike us, they honor love over hate and lust over greed, practicing what I call “The Bonobo Way,” an uncanny but very real path of peace. That is, bonobos (pan paniscus) are the only great apes who have never been seen killing each other in the wild or captivity.

How do they do it? Bonobos make peace through pleasure (including but not limited to sexual pleasure), with a generous helping of female empowerment (females rule Bonoboville), male nurturing (take care of our dudes!), ecosexual intelligence (save our planet!), a strong sense of connection (community is key) and sharing resources (sharing is caring).

Sound good? It is good.

Indeed, now more than ever, we the peoples of the world need to “make like bonobos, not baboons.”

You may have heard me say it before, but I’m saying it more for 2024. Yes, it’s a new year, but it’s my same old new year’s resolution as 2023, 2022, 2021, 2020, 2019, 2018, 2017, 2016 and 2015. This makes 2024, aka MMXXIV (imperial Roman drum roll, please) … the 10th Great Year of the Bonobo! Woohoo!

But why, you may wonder, after a decade of resolving to go bonobos, aren’t we there yet? I’d like to say that we’re *almost there.*  However, in so many disturbing ways, 2023 drove us farther off the path of peace through pleasure than ever.

First, going by the mass murder and mayhem count—in wars abroad and at home—humans appear to be going more bananas than bonobos.

Second, going by the demonization of any expression of sexual pleasure even slightly outside the theocratically blessed, baby-making “norm,” we are being force-fed the most unbonobo bananas ever grown since United Fruit colonized Central America.

Indeed, looking over last year’s resolution to “go bonobos,” I am vexed to see I successfully foretold that this past year (2023) would be “worse, much worse” in many ways than the year before. This was not exactly a unique crystal ball prediction, but sadly, it came all too true.

Annihilation was in the air, on the ground and at sea all through 2023.

Many were annihilated by bombs, AR-15s, knives, chemicals and the occasional bulldozer. Tens of thousands of Ukrainians were killed in their grinding war with Russian, using American munitions, including cluster bombs, though now “quietly shifting” from counteroffensive to a more “defensive posture.” Whole families in Gaza were annihilated by Israel’s ferocious bombardments in 2023, also with American bombs, as the U.S. even blocked a U.N. Security Council Ceasefire Resolution. More wars raged (and still rage) in Myanmar, Syria, Iraq, Yemen, the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC), Ethiopia, Somalia and other African countries. Sorry if I’ve left out some; there are so many fighting and dying in these ongoing cycles of perma war around the world, it’s tough to keep track.

I call it “perma war” because it’s like perma press, only instead of pants that don’t crease, it’s wars that won’t end.

Additionally, there were (and still are) our ongoing *wars* at home. Though the all-around crime rate in American cities went down in 2023 (woohoo!), murders and mass murders committed by ammosexual incels, PTSD-traumatized veterans, social media-crazed misfits, lonely human apes and our more and more militarized sadistic police continued to kill us at home.

Will all this killing get worse in 2024, or will we finally “study war no more”? Probably the former, but at least we could have a real ceasefire in Palestine… couldn’t we?

Apparently not yet, as of this writing. The Zionist bombing, slaughtering, mass executions, displacement of Palestinian people in Gaza and the West Bank, and even the “accidental” murder of Israeli hostages trying to surrender, in the face of massive protests around the world, has been especially harrowing and utterly unconscionable in the last quarter of 2023, now bleeding into 2024.

What is wrong with us humans? Baboons are better behaved.

Of course, it’s not all of us humans. Some of us were in the streets rallying for peace and justice in humongous demonstrations, and others were on our devices, agitating to stop the war(s) all through 2023 with no sign of letting up in 2024. Special kudos to our friends Abby Martin, Robbie Martin, Mike Prysner and Counterpunch colleagues for advocating ceasefire and a free Palestine online and on the street.

Props also to Soma Snakeoil, the Damianos and my husband Max’s former partner Veronica Vera for their sex-positive activism on the web and in the public squares of so-called civilization. For more Make-Love-Not-War heroes, winners (and a few choice losers) of this past year, check out the 12th annual SUZY Awards 2023.

For the 12th year, “Best Journalist” goes to Julian Assange, still locked up in Belmarsh Prison for daring to publish the American War Machine-humiliating truth about perma war and its inevitable, insidious, Collateral Murder.

So, who is it that that has such a hard-on for war instead of love? The warmongers, of course, our distinguished world leaders, the alpha males and elite females of the Capitalocene, the scheming war profiteers, the narcissistic presidents, the paranoid billionaires, the corrupt politicians and their slimy sons-in-law, the oil barons and their ladder-climbing, apple-polishing, support personnel.

While most of us are rightly repulsed by the horrors we see in our news feeds, for these folks *at the top,* war porn is better than Viagra; it makes both their penises and portfolios rise, especially when the contested region is sitting on top of desirable, natural resources. Or is it just a *coincidence* that huge oil and natural gas reserves were recently discovered off the Gaza coast?

Many American leaders of both major parties are even agitating for war with China. While the Chinese say (in a Bonobo Way), “planet Earth is big enough for the two countries [the U.S. and China] to succeed,” the U.S. Army prefers to compete, commissioning the Rand Corporation to “think the unthinkable” and imagine “War with China.” What’s next – doing the undoable and inciting World War III in the China Sea?

At least, the worst war criminal of the latter half of the 20th century, Henry Kissinger,  finally left us in 2023. This real-life Dr. Strangelove famously opined, “Power is the greatest aphrodisiac.” That hasn’t been my experience personally, nor as a sex therapist who hears about a lot of people’s turn-ons. If it were true, most of Harvey Weinstein’s accusers might not have accused him.

Power is more of an intoxicant than an aphrodisiac; some world leaders seem to be so intoxicated by power – and the fear of losing it – they don’t seem to give a damn about the people their policies are killing; if they do, only their therapists, sex workers and bartenders know.

Of course, anything can be deemed an aphrodisiac, if you profess faith in it, as the faith-professing, district-swinging Congresswoman Lauren Boebert proved when the notoriously unerotic Beetlejuice made her so hot “Miss Ammosexual” had to cool off her hand on her date’s crotch.

Well, our faith leaders do “mess up” sexually; they’re only human apes! However, for the rest of us, sex had better be under control, preferably harnessed into a capitalist project, like breeding workers to exploit. Otherwise, our leaders would rather we not spend too much time on sex, especially if it’s recreational, not procreational. They want us out of bed and on to work, maybe with a fast-food break before online shopping.

Among bonobos, lust trumps greed, and recreational sex is far from just profligate fun; it’s key to keeping the peace. Bonobos engage in a lot more outercourse than intercourse, including erotic, affectionate touch, massage, tickling and cuddling that diffuses violent tension and keeps everybody calm. Could something like that work for humans? Doesn’t it already?

One promising rather bonoboësque sex trend for 2024, especially among Generation Z’ers, is “shallowing.” Somewhere between intercourse and outercourse, “shallowing” involves stimulating the outside of the genitalia without going inside, and is more likely to bring a female to orgasm before a male partner – usually a good thing – and less likely to cause an accidental pregnancy – also usually a good thing… though not according to the religio-fascist misogynists in power who want women to breed more exploitable labor.

All the major monotheistic, aka Judeo-Christian-Islamic, religions and some of the polytheistic ones condemn most recreational sex. Even though our 8 billion+ human population is straining earth’s resources to the brink, our religious leaders exhort us to “be fruitful and multiply.”

Despite all the preaching in American (and Israeli) halls of government that are supposed to separate Church from State, another way that humanity is generally “going bonobos” in 2022, 2023 and probably 2024 too is that we are becoming less and less religious.

You wouldn’t know that based on our leaders—from the Bush and Trump-appointed rightwing of the U.S. Supreme Court to Christofascist House Speaker Mike Johnson to increasingly prayerful Russian Orthodox Premier Vladimir Putin to Bible-citing Zionist Genocidaire Benjamin Netanyahu (whom Max calls “Benny Net Nut”)—who are trying like hell to impose their notions of an authoritarian heaven above the rest of us, pushing us to channel our natural sexual libidos into making babies, consuming products and fighting their perma wars.

On top of annihilating Palestinians in the name of “Amalek” (an obscure Biblical foe), Net Nut is actually doing more to foment a resurgence of anti-Semitism around the world than anyone or anything since the Protocols of the Elders of Zion. Thank Goddess for Jewish Voice for Peace, though our voices can’t mask the sound of Benny Net Nut’s bombs.

In 2023 alone, Israel’s and America’s attempt at *normalization* of the horrific, “apocalyptic” slaughtering of doctors, journalists, poets, children, babies and other civilians has forever damaged the entire world’s mental health in unfathomable ways. We watch videos of death like clips from a disaster movie, except this suffering is real.

Ironically, despite Israel’s ferocious attempts at humiliating Palestinians on the ground and in social media, the Zionists are the ones being humiliated as they expose their own brute cruelty (Hamas’ terrible violence on October 7th is no excuse for Israel’s far-worse carnage), ineptitude (many Israeli civilians murdered on October 7th appear to have been accidentally killed by the IDF) and inability to firmly defeat the plucky Palestinians who show their courage and ingenuity every day.

So much for annihilation from the air and on the ground. As for annihilation “at sea,” how about those polar ice cap melts and coral reef die-offs? These calamities might not be so immediately lethal nor the photos so nauseating as war, but having rapidly deteriorated in 2023 (the hottest year ever recorded!), they are poised to annihilate millions of life forms (including human) in 2024.

Looks like my Happy Nude Year 2024 dream of diving into a fresh clean pool is less likely than oceans flooding the vulnerable parts of coastal cities like Miami, Bangkok, Mumbai and New York City with toxic sewage.

That’s not sexy.

Plus, land (over 2 billion tons of refuse per year) and air (over 40 billion tons of CO2 emissions, up 1% from 2022-2023), continue apace.

Many of the same war criminals, billionaires, their corrupt corporations and sycophantic support systems that brought us these wars kept the ecocide raging through 2023, with no sign of letting up in 2024. It’s all related; the world’s worst polluter is the U.S. military, including its noxious subsidiaries in Ukraine, Israel and Saudi Arabia.

Neither of the two absurdly unappealing geriatric frontrunners of America’s political duopoly running for U.S. President in 2024 – “Genocide Joe” supporting Israel’s war crimes, nor smelly narcissistic fascist “Diaper Don,” aka “Adolph Trump,” under four indictments, whose campaign is as much about staying out of prison and getting revenge on his enemies as his Israeli counterpart –  are likely to improve this sad state of our environment.

Bonobos may not have degrees in environmental science, but they know how to live – and enjoy life – sustainably. Could we do that too? Of course, we could, as humans did for tens of thousands of years before the advent of so-called civilization, but do we have the will to try?

There was also much digital annihilation in 2023. A kinder, gentler term is “deactivation,” or social media account termination, aka internet extermination, as well as the less drastic but still harmful demonetization. Of course, lack of communication isn’t physical annihilation, but they are connected.

Attempts to ban books in 2023 outpaced 2022 by 20%. The Kinsey Institute was defunded. The firing of University of Wisconsin-LaCrosse Chancellor Joe Gow for making erotic videos with his wife Carmen Wilson capped off 2023. More heads rolled like bowling balls knocking down pins of Free Speech at universities, media outlets, government offices and corporations of all kinds on a wave of “New McCarthyism” that wrongly conflates anti-Zionism (being against Israel’s apartheid policies and its bombing of innocents) with anti-Semitism (discriminating against Jewish people), the charge often made by truly anti-Semitic Christian Zionists who yearn for Jewish control of the land of Israel so Jesus can return… at which point all the Jews will be annihilated in Armageddon. Do Israelis know this about their staunchest supporters? Do they care?

Social media censorship increased across the board in the last year, whether you’re offering information on Palestine or misinformation (or is that disinformation?) on medicine, so-called *hate speech* or sex – especially sex-positivity, as opposed to sex negative stories and salacious scandals à la Epstein, which were, if anything, magnified in 2023.  

On a personal level, my own sex-positive, pro-Palestine accounts on YouTube, Facebook and Instagram were censored and deactivated in 2023, when their out-of-control AI – so-called “artificial intelligence” (which might as well be short for “algorithmic ignorance,” considering how it randomly censors some while allowing others with similar content) shut me down for no given reason, effectively isolating me from my communities on platforms I’d been on for 15 years, throwing me for a loop and into a funk that was only partly alleviated by knowing I was not alone.

Indeed, I had plenty of company—including some very fine, celebrated company—though that actually hurt more than helped me. Misery doesn’t love company when not only are you deactivated from sprawling social media monopolies, but so are some of your favorite news sources, podcasts, commentators, friends and family.

This tsunami of ignorant social media censorship, much of it due to taking screening duties away from real human beings and dumping them on AI is overwhelming, and most people can’t or just don’t bother to fight back.

I am fighting back; I am taking Mark Zuckerberg and META to arbitration in 2024. The odds are against me winning, but I will shame Zuck for his totally cucked and bogus system of deciding who shall live and who shall die in his Metaverse monopoly game.

Social media activation literally “grooms” users to depend on a particular platform for various emotional, interactive, informational and, of course, social needs. Coupled with deactivation, it is a prime source of the loneliness and isolation epidemic afflicting so many of us in 2023 and looking to expand and intensify in 2024.

Social isolation is also one of the biggest sexual problems of our times. Not that you’d know that by perusing the popular Sex Trends for 2024, which present humanity’s erotic future in terms of various apps, high-tech toys, customized fitness routines, pleasure mapping, mental health support algorithms and AI systems for Holistic Sexual Wellness (whatever that is).  I love sex toys, and what’s not to like about “wellness”? But it sounds like our personal sexual pleasures and relationships will not be healed, so much as more subjected to the whims of Algorithmic Ignorance in 2024.

It’s not all bad. One Generation Z sex trend that’s very bonoboësque involves the rather polyamorous pursuit of finding love in “throuples,” as opposed to just couples. Too bad the ChatGPT that provided that info responded to further questions about 2024 sex trends with “as an AI language model, I adhere to a set of ethical guidelines that prevent me from engaging in explicit or adult-oriented discussions.”

Ain’t digital censorship grand?

Between the daily mental onslaught of war and the repressive censorship of sex, Max and I needed our own “humanitarian pause.” So, when Friends of Bonobos (the outreach arm of Lola ya Bonobo) invited us on a backstage bonobo tour of the San Diego Zoo, we jumped up and hooted like bonobos at the chance for what I was already (rather fancifully) calling a “Bonobo Peace Summit.”

Guided by veteran primate specialist Kimba Livingston, we were treated to “inside” views of some of our closest great ape cousins: the orangutans, gorillas and, saving what I consider the best for last, the bonobos.

Due to new fences and barriers, this visit was nowhere near as intimate as my close encounter with bonobo Lana back in 2004, or with bonobo Lisa in 2016. Nevertheless, observing these expert peacemakers in action solidified my belief that peace is the way, in Palestine, Ukraine, Europe, Asia, America, Africa and everywhere we human apes reside.

Pleasure is the key to bonobo peace. During our brief visit, we saw clearly how bonobos share pleasures as a form of conflict resolution to defuse their competitive tensions and curtail fighting over food.

Not that we should make Benny “Net Nut” Netanyahu have sex with Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh. On second thought, that wouldn’t be the worst idea, certainly better than dropping bombs.

It’s not surprising that bonobos cooperate and make peace within their own communities, as other great apes do; bonobos and common chimpanzees can even recognize old friends and family after over 25 years. However, unlike common chimps who tend to mistrust outsiders, bonobos also get along harmoniously with outside groups – sometimes even preferring to share food, sex and intimacy with strangers more than with old friends. In a recent student published in Science, primatologists Liran Samuni and Martin Surbeck found that bonobos practice “tolerance… and cooperation between unrelated individuals across groups without immediate payoff.”

Humans are the only other great apes who demonstrate this ability to get along with outsiders, though it seems we are forgetting how to do that these days – when we need it most. Or maybe it’s just that our leaders discourage this sort of bonoboësque tolerance and cooperation, preferring to capitalize on our isolation, alienation and animosity towards outsiders.

We need to go bonobos!

Since the zoo’s new barriers prevented me from getting close this trip, my most exciting bonobo encounter involved playing catch, of all things. Due to my astigmatism and general lack of athletic prowess in everything but sex and bridge-climbing, I am usually a lousy pitcher; but when Kimba suggested I throw a walnut to Lisa, the alpha female bonobo, I figured I’d give it a toss. Kimba herself wasn’t exactly Pedro Martinez, and the bonobos were missing her pitches.  So, I took a deep breath, stepped back, lobbed the nut, and lo and behold, my old friend Lisa stretched out her big bony bonobo hand and caught it! Then I did it again, and it landed in her palm, then bounced out, but she caught it on the rebound—and I could swear she winked at me whilst devouring her crunchy prize.

Here’s another one of my crazy dreams for going bonobos in 2024: Instead of bombing and shooting, the Israelis and Palestinians – or even the Zionists and Hamas – could play softball or soccer, football or whatever they want to play, as long as it’s play. Didn’t the opposing sides do that during World War I? They called it the Christmas Truce (and it might even have ended that Great War, if it weren’t for our leaders pushing for their profits).

Maybe they could also have a little sex. It goes with the territory of friendliness for apes like us. Mix up those genes! Yes, it’s a crazy idea, but less crazy than massacring hundreds of your fellow human apes every day. Besides, other than being soul-crushingly unethical, militarism simply doesn’t work. It didn’t work for the U.S. in Vietnam, Afghanistan or Iraq, and it’s not working for the U.S./Israel alliance now.

I’m also dreaming of King Solomon, the most bonoboësque of Biblical Hebrew kings, who schtupped for peace – literally. Besides his special friendship with the Queen of Sheba, Solomon had 1000 wives and concubines from different tribes and nations, helping him to establish peaceful, diplomatic ties with all their native lands. All that sex may have made him smarter than the average monarch, as he was considered the wisest of Hebrew kings.

When Israel’s leaders start quoting Solomon’s erotic Song of Songs instead of that damned Amalek, we’ll know they’re starting to go bonobos.  

In the meantime, as supposed “friends” of Israel, we Americans ought to stop sending them bombs. Just as friends don’t let friends drive drunk, nations shouldn’t let their allies commit genocide. No matter how enticingly that natural gas off the Gaza coast beckons, it’s not worth the death and destruction… not to mention the inevitable blowback.

So, let’s go bonobos in 2024!  That’s my resolution anyway, and the resolution—as well as The RƎVO˩ution—starts with me… and you. Since you’re reading this new year’s plea for bonobo awareness (possibly for the 10th time, in which case, my apologies for the inevitable repetition, though I try to make it different each year), I hope you’ll join me in helping save the highly endangered bonobos from imminent extinction.

If there’s any hope for us humans going bonobos—even if our chances are slimmer than a blade of rainforest grass—we must do all we can to keep the real bonobos alive and thriving in their native habitat of the Congolese Rainforest, as well as in sanctuaries and even in zoos.

• Lola ya Bonobo (Bonobo Paradise) is a bonobo “refugee” sanctuary outside Kinshasa in the Democratic Republic of Congo. Founded by the heroic Claudine André, Lola rescues “orphans” of the devastating “bushmeat” trade, cares for these little refugees like “family” and eventually releases them back into the wild. Donations are administered by Friends of Bonobos, including our amazing friends, Vanessa Woods and Brian Hare, authors of Survival of the Friendliest, as well as administrators Ashley Stone and Amanda Kuttner, all of whom tirelessly help Lola to keep studying and saving bonobos.
• The Bonobo Conservation Initiative (BCI), founded by another great friend, Sally Coxe, is continuing to develop a Bonobo Peace Forest, providing much-needed food, medical care, school supplies and jobs to indigenous villagers who live close to the bonobos in the Congolese Rainforest, and who protect their precious and vulnerable wild populations from the ruthless, desperate or just uninformed poachers who shoot them for bushmeat. BCI saves many bonobos, often giving the orphans to Lola ya Bonobo.

Thus, in 2024, for the freaking 10th time, I resolve to do whatever I can to help save the bonobos, as well as release my inner bonobo and help others to release theirs, putting lust before greed and love before hate, and to reach out to the scary but erotic stranger, like the bonobos do, and I hope you find ways to do it too.

Make Kink Not War!

Be Bonobo: Save the Humans.

It’s getting tougher by the algorithm, but let’s try to be free, peaceful, ecosexual and more in 2024.

Amen. AWOMEN. Happy Nude Rear, Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners! #GoBonobos in 2024!

© January 1, 2024. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For information, call 626-461-5950.

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