Star-Spangled Fire-Spanking Freedom Fest: 2nd to Last Show in this Speakeasy!
Length 1:36:28 Date: June 29, 2013
It’s our second to last show in the palatial Downtown LA penthouse we’ve called home for the past three and a half years. The Speakeasy is on the move to an even better location (more details soon)! But we love the old place, so we’re taking two shows to say good-bye (so RSVP for the last show now!). It’s been a fantastic space, but it’s just a space, and the Spirit of the Speakeasy—the heart, soul and gonads of Bonoboville, as well as the work of the Institute—moves with us. We’re not sharecroppers on some corporate plantation; we are hunter/gatherers, and we move along, taking only what we can carry on our backs—including about 20 beds, 700 pieces of erotic art, 1000 books and a Steinway baby grand piano. So If you can volunteer to help with box donation (we need boxes of all sizes ASAP!), yard sale, packing and moving, call us now at 213-670-0066 (ask for Ashley or Todd). To thank our volunteers, we’ll be offering free passes to DrSuzy.tv and a special place in sex heaven…
This show is also fiery foreplay for the 237th anniversary of the American Revolution, the 4th of July, when we venerate the Founding Daddios of our nation; George Washington, who grew hemp on his plantation; Thomas Jefferson, who had sex with his slave (Sally Heming) on his plantation; and Ben Franklin who didn’t have a plantation, but enjoyed those Paris orgies in between diplomatic efforts to gain French support for our new revolution, to free American plantations from British “taxation without representation.” It was our very first war as a nation.
And as our modern perma-wars drone on, America celebrates that first war with a fire-working, hot-dogging, beer-busted, summer-hot orgasmic affirmation of freedom. Let freedom reign. More than just about anything, people want to feel free. Feeling free is almost as important as feeling love, and sometimes more important; lots of us give up love to be or just feel free.
What about sexual freedom? Some say that freedom is the greatest aphrodisiac. But restraint is a close second. For many on this show’s lively star-spangled panel of adult entertainers, including an author, a comic, a nurse, a real estate agent, two sizzling hot rock chicks, several porn stars and fetish models, restraint (whether they’re being restrained or doing the restraining) is more of an erotic turn on than freedom. Consensual restraints, of course. Nobody wants to be tied up and dominated by someone they don’t like or find sexy.
The truly spectacular, somewhat scary climax of this show is the naked “fire spanking.” It takes the usual 4th of July fireworks to the next level, and it’s enough to make your mouth water, especially if you’re a cannibal fetishist hungry for human barbeque. NOTE: No humans were actually barbequed or even burned in this erotic conflagration—but several were eaten. Yum!
Drop bras, not bombs! Or, drop your pants and get fire blown all over your ass!
Steven St. Croix: If you watched any porn in the 1990s, you almost certainly saw XBIZ, AVN and XRCO Best Actor winner and Hall of Famer Steven St. Croix. With two decades in the business and about 1,000 titles to his credit, like contemporary Peter North, Steven helped to define an era for the male porn star. Now he’s a published author whose new book, Porn Star: Everything You Want to Know But Are Afraid to Ask helps humanize the masculine side of the porn star experience in an industry whose hallmark is a focus on the feminine form. Steven finds restraint to be a greater aphrodisiac than freedom, but prefers to do the restraining. This is Steven’s virgin visit to DrSuzy.tv but, despite the heat, he stoically remains full clothed throughout the show and into the after-party. His funny bone stands in for a boner (laughter is a mental orgasm) as he cracks more jokes than me and our comedian guest combined.
Catherine Imperio: Director of Electric Sex Entertainment and one of our favorite DrSuzy.tv guests (having graced the Womb Room for Sex Appeal, Kafkaesque Sex, Stage Brother and the DTease and Antidote to Mass-Murder: Massive Musical Orgy of Love, Lights & the Bill of Rights), Cat comes down from Santa Barbara to help us say farewell to the old space with a bang, bravely stripping down to her sexy, svelte birthday suit to receive a glorious fire spanking from Dark Phoenix. Then we all douse her with Holy Water from our squirting dongs and water pistols. Better than a wet T-shirt gangbang!
Samantha Fairley: With her giant, exquisitely sculpted, electric-blue mohawk, Bambi eyes and gorgeous body poured into a very skimpy black latex teddy, Cat’s sidekick Sam looks more like a great tropical bird goddess than any mere mortal. When she strips down for Bonoboville Communion, Steven declares his ardent desire to sign her up with Evil Angel. Sam blushes demurely. He’s got to go through Cat for anything like that. Let the negotiations begin!
Kiki Daire: Having joined the Block Party for our 21st Wedding Anniversary, my Bday Bacchanal and now our farewell to Downtown, Kiki is definitely part of the Bonoboville family. First to drop her top for Communion, she reveals the apt names of her bountiful 36DDs: Lefty and Righty before getting them salted and lovingly licked.
Fawnia: The naughty realtor is back! Actually, she the one who brings us our special guest Steven St. Croix, having met him through our mutual swinger friends (interesting how the worlds of swing and porn intersect) and begun dating. Fawnia wears a sexy little black cut-out dress by Coco Risque, and puts her hot properties on display for Bonoboville Communion. In an after-party tribute to Founding Papa George Washington’s hemp harvest, Fawnia holds the pussy pipe, embodying the Great Goddess Venus Sativa, for all to enjoy.
Kinky Gaga: Lady Gaga’s wild twin, aka Kitty Twinkletoes, the Joffrey ballerina-turned-fetish-model-turned-pornstar is back to do one last spin around the stripper pole before we break it down and move it into its new home. Gaga is more turned on by restraint than freedom, though when she’s in bondage, she’s so relaxed she falls asleep. But she certainly wakes up when she gets her fire spanking!
Jason Rouse: Just back from a tour, with “Rotten,” his new comedy album dropping in December, this is Canadian Jason’s virgin trip through my Womb. His huge fan, our friend Jack the Zipper, suggests that we dress him up in lingerie and a hat to be some kind of caricature of me. But Jason himself demurs, explaining he’d rather restrain than be restrained, and giving us a bit too much information about a skin rash.
Dark Phoenix: Our magical friend, the fire-breathing Lord of Sparks, gave me a sensational fire spanking for my birthday, and now the hot asses are stripping down and lining up to get fire-spanked! He also gets lucky when Bonoboville Communion turns into Junk Shots, and he gets his hot dog salted and sucked—but no, not grilled.
Selena White: One of our very own therapists, just back from a shoot with Hustler, serves up her 38DDs as an ample altar for Bonoboville Communion, then salts and sucks Dark Phoenix’s 4th of July hot dog. To speak with Selena by phone, webcam or text, call 213.670.0066.
Weapons of Mass Discussion
Second to Last Show Before We Move, Taking the Soul of the Speakeasy With Us, The Heat, America’s 237th Birthday, Freedom, Restraint, Domination, Submission, Being Steven St. Croix, Daniel Bergner’s Hot New Book What Do Women Want, Monogamy, Swinging, The Porno Life, Porn Stars Vs. Civilian Girlfriends Neck Suspension (Don’t Try It At Home!), Max: First Nude Male Centerfold, That Guy with the Wig (Burt Reynolds): Second Nude Male Centerfold, Ballerina Porn, The Bonobo Way
Snake Play, Snake Pooping (Again!), Bonoboville Communion, Striptease, Spanking, Fire Spanking, Squirt Guns, Fired Up & Dripping Wet Naked Women, Boobies Named Righty and Lefty, Enjoying the Heat, Salt Licking, Ass Licking, Giant Blue Mohawk, Dancing on the Stripper Pole, Nudity, CocoRisque Lingerie, Junk Shots, Pussy Pipe Smoking from the Vagina of the Great Goddess Venus Sativa, Flogging, Fellatio, Pussy Pool