Photos of The Bonobo Way Launch Party by Jux Lii, Felix, Ron Lyon, Keerthi, Nisreen

Length 1:10:00   Date: Nov. 8, 2014

It’s my darling prime mate Capt’n Max’s biggest birthday bash yet, a rousing re-opening of the “Speakeasy” at Bonoboville in West LA, a slightly bumpy-but-über-fun first live broadcast from the new studios and an exuberant, orgasmic and fiery launch for The Bonobo Way – FREE on Kindle November 12-15! And no, you needn’t have a Kindle to take advantage; you can download a free Kindle app so you can read it on any smartphone, iThing, tablet or computer.

Note: if you’re one of the fine folks who bought, received or wrangled a signed first edition print copy, you should still get the Free Kindle anyway because that’s where you’ll see the amazing full-color photos of both bonobo and human apes in action.

Speaking of action, the festivities go non-stop for eight joyous, sensuous hours, with everything from bonobo-education to female ejaculation, book-signing to Sybian rides, intimate fetish play to a dazzling display of just the kind of firepower we love. Despite missing our A-list porn friends currently deployed to Jersey’s Exxxotica, we welcome a steady stream of almost a hundred friends, sex stars, authors, pundits and players, including Hollywood glamor-doll Amor “Baby Block” Hilton, “Unlicensed Professional” rainforest-green-bikinied babes Catherine Imperio and Samantha Fairley (whose madcap “What to Wear to Dr. Suzy’s?” video clip is a big hit), “Champions of the Wild” TV producer Christian Bruyère, comedian and “Aristocrat” filmmaker Paul Provenza, sexy sexologist/author Dr. Shelley Hiestand, the mysterious Jack the Zipper, Supreme Court attorney Barry Fisher, author Tom Quinn, BDSM instructor Hercules Liotard, squirting queen Tina Romantica and other members of the Sex-Positive LA tribe, podcaster Misti Dawn, Sexpert’s Paula Tiberius, blogger Vivy Chao, Hollywood Times reporter Will Hagle, Stripperella artist Anthony Winn and Disney artist Helane, photographer Jux Lii, Danny O’Neil and Yemeni Susan from the Woodhull Sexual Freedom Alliance, the InJoyUs crew who gets Trixie Plenty and Aaliyah Corsets “penis-fencing” (a favorite male bonobo way to make peace-through-pleasure) with the ingenious InJoyUs strapless strap-ons, as well as our own therapists-in-residence Maya Goddess and Chelsea Demoiselle (who spends much of Max’s birthday in her birthday suit, holding the sacred Speakeasy pussy pipe in her well-exercised yoni as the Goddess Venus Cannabis). Last but not least, fire-breathing, flame-spanking phenomenon Dark Phoenix presents Capt’n Max with several human birthday candles that light up our very own Garden of Earthly Delights in a blaze of heavenly light—or frightening inferno, depending on your perspective.

Also in the spirit of Max’s birthday, a flurry of crisp spankings ripple through the Speakeasy, both by hand and by the book. Yes, it turns out The Bonobo Way print edition makes a great spanking paddle as well as a Good Read. From bottoms up to tops down, Bonoboville Communion flourishes again in our brand new Womb Room and at the bar, featuring Dirty Tequila, a sprinkle of salt and waves of bouncing boobs.

Gratitude to those of you who have generously donated to Bonoboville. This helps us to support the bonobo cause, including the vital work of the Bonobo Conservation Initiative and Lola ya Bonobo, among others—and continue the renovations of the new Speakeasy, under the direct supervision of the Captain himself.

Despite threats from our latest stalker, the police don’t come knocking. If they do, they must have left their guns in the squad car, quickly doffed their uniforms and come in to party like bonobos with the rest of us, because all is peace-through-pleasure harmony, erotic reciprocity and compassionate conviviality in our little human Bonoboville. Thank you, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, for being such lovely guests on our virgin voyage in our beautiful new space. Let’s keep the party going in Bonoboville.com!

Blessed by fire, Holy Water, good vibes and great buzz, it’s an auspicious launch for The Bonobo Way. Now go get your free Kindle before you have to pay for it. And if you feel like paying for something… donate to save the bonobos!