by Dr. Susan Block. 

What a wild and wide range of topics, callers, opinions and eargasms go rolling along on this rollicking ride—strap yourself in, or strap one on, and listen up!

We begin with another ending for an old friend, RIP Michele Capozzi of the New York underground sex scene. And RIP Lisa Marie Presley, American Rock Royalty from birth, now dead of cardiac arrest at 54, shortly after attending the Golden Globes honoring Baz Luhrmann’s biopic about her father, “Elvis,” another victim of toxic celebrity. American Rock Royalty holds us all in its brain-draining thrall.

When it comes to toxic royalty, we got nothing on the Brits. Lifting the skirts of his toxic Royal Family, Prince Harry’s “Spare” is now the fastest-selling non-fiction book of all time (not counting the Bible which is a fiction book). Unsurprisingly, Harry’s the good guy in his own memoir, but it might just help to “abolish the monarchy,” or at least take it down a peg—pun intended for William, Prince of Pegging, who sounds like a royal pain in the butt. Maybe that’s why he likes to take *it* in his own.

I am not a fan of Pr. Harry killing 25 people, though to be fair, his family has killed, colonized and enslaved hundreds of millions more. He insists he’s not being boastful, but is citing these stats to reduce suicide among vets. I’m not sure how that works, but saying he saw his victims as “chess pieces on a board” is disturbingly cold and at the root of war’s evil. Perhaps we should all be traumatized by wars in which millions of “chess pieces”—aka human beings—knocked off the board, murdered.

At least, Pr. Harry is now putting his own PTSD to good use, setting fire to that toxic family of his—metaphorically, of course. It’s like the Italian kid Pr. Max talked about last week who wanted to set his family house ablaze, but talked about it on Max’s and Willem de Ridder’s pirate radio show instead, just as Pr. Harry wrote his fiery book rather than, well…  Of course, writing is more bonobo than actually burning Buckingham Palace to the ground, but this “Spare” could prove to be more damaging to the Crown.

If you’re British—whether you love Pr. Harry or loathe him—you have to wonder why you’re paying for all these royals to act like asses (there’s no end to the pegging puns) bedecked in medals and satin sashes. “Spare” inadvertently makes the case that austerity-suffering Brits are forking over their rent just for these highly paid, pampered and powerful Royals to be miserable.

Time to overturn the Royal Chess Board—or will The Firm overturn the Duke and Duchess of Sussex? Shades of Diana and Dodi Fayed, both killed in that strange car accident… Pr. Max, royal or “noble” on both his father’s (Lobkowicz) and Mother’s (Filangieri) sides, warns his fellow Prince to watch his back.

Outrageous? Maybe, but we prefer consenting adult police sex to police brutality any day!

Toxic Celebrity takes many forms, warping their camera-ready lives and our thirsty minds into imagining them (the celebrities) at the center of bizarre political/sexual conspiracies such as Pizzagate, revived on this show, like a stale slice of pepperoni with rotten tomato sauce, by our old friend Brady, who won the 2022 “Best Singing” SUZY award, along with his singing dog Rufio. Despite Brady’s musical skills and interest in the Bonobo Way, he reveals that he is helplessly enraptured with sex-panicked visions of heinous bloody crimes against minors perpetrated by mostly Democratic “elites in Washington,” all of whom are sexually and financially in bed with Balenciaga, worshipping Baal and on a plane with Jeffrey Epstein.

Whew. Half of our Callin callers are conspiracy theorists! And sure, there are some wealthy, politically powerful people committing sex crimes against a few poor souls (remember Congress Mark Foley and the pages?), as is revealed from time to time. However, ALL of these “elites” are committing deadly war crimes, gigantic economic crimes and world-ending climate crimes—as well as numerous anti-sex crimes (like demolishing women’s reproductive rights)—against all of us, all the time. So no, I’m not biting the crusty old slice that Brady is offering.

At least we all love bonobos.

Brady does relay an intriguing “wet dream” of tearstained rightwing incel hero, Jordan Peterson, from his “Maps of the Mind,” in which Professor Peterson imagines his naked and masturbating grandmother stroking his cheek with a brush made of her own pubic hair. Wow. Hot stuff. Listen to FDR for my sexological analysis of weepy Professor Incel’s Grand-Oedipal wet dream.

But the sexiest story of this show is not a dream. It’s real-life Tennessee Police Orgies! You gotta love ‘em. Just hearing the stories gets us excited. Moreover, we figure it’s better for cops to have consensual sex with each other than harass the citizenry, beat the homeless and shoot innocent people in the back. Too bad most of the kinky cops got fired, especially the gal at the center of it all, adorable Maegen Hill. At least her hubby, a pastor’s son, Jedidiah, is standing by her (my hunch is that he’s a secret cuckold), and I hope the best for them. Maybe they’ll start an OnlyFans for cop fetishists.

While we’re wondering how many orgies—police or civilian—are going on in Tennessee, a Tennessean in Ojai named Cornelius calls in on Callin with the answer! Indeed, he says there are a LOT more orgies and swing parties than meets the eye throughout the homestate of Elvis Presley’s Graceland. He also tells tales of his cousin, a police officer, who enjoys the swinging lifestyle with ladies who love for him to wear his uniform and do the deed in his cop car.

Outrageous? Maybe, but we prefer consenting adult police sex to police brutality any day!

Just when we’re feeling old, we give a birthday shoutout to Mal—who just turned 90.

The great engineer, philosopher and philanthropist Kenneth Malcomb Jones has long supported the Bonobo Female Empowerment Project and many other female-empowering (and people-nurturing) programs, including Trust Women in Midwestern America and Cee Hope with Betty Abah in Nigeria.

More congrats for our 2022 SUZY Award winners!

More eargasms! More love. Many mysteries. Free Assange! Be Bonobo. Make Kink Not War. Go Bonobos in 2023!

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© January 14,  2023 Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 626-461-5950.