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by Dr. Susan Block.    

All Aboard the Love Train as Capt’n Max and I check out the scenery of various current events—the comic, erotic and deeply demonic—whizzing by our window to the world.  Most royally, there’s the “Prince of Pegging” and most disturbingly, there are the beatings and other atrocities being committed against LA’s most vulnerable citizens under color of law.

We start with a little sex in the Sleeper Car—which is much more civilized and sustainable than joining the Mile High Club (though we’ve enjoyed that too!). Then we choo-choo on to “Pulling a Train”—an old-school term for a gangbang—with consent, of course.

Listen Free to “The Sleeper Car” on The Great Erotic Train Ride in Dr. Susan Block’s Bedtime Stories for Adults

LA Sheriff’s Deputy Gang

Gangbangs can be fun for all, as long as they’re consensual, but gangs can be a danger to the community. Police gangs in particular are a huge danger to the communities they police, and LA County Sheriff Alex Villaneuva refuses to testify about the deadly Sheriff’s Deputy gangs proliferating under his watch. We also talk about the terrible beatings inflicted on various inmates under the Sheriff’s watch in Twin Towers jail.

Max shares his own riveting stories of Sheriff’s beatings, police brutality and other atrocities he observed during his own short stay at Twin Towers. Ironically, Max was locked up for “failure to appear” on a charge that had been dropped.

First Kiss After Max Gets Out of the Tank!

Impact play—spanking, whipping, even beating—can be lots of kinky fun, as long as it’s between consenting adults. Obviously, these deadly Sheriff’s beatings are as nonconsensual as you get—and the lawsuits are very expensive… for us! Recall corrupt Sheriff’s Deputy Gangleader Alex Villaneuva now!

Princely Pegging

From terrible beatings to pleasurable pegging, F.D.R. goes on to penetrate the Tunnel of Love… deeply.

Hint: It’s not that Prince who fantasized that he was a tampon inside his lover’s vagina nor the one with the Princess of Montecito nor the one who was BFFs with Jeffrey Epstein.

As of this live broadcast, one of Twitter’s most popular hashtags is #PrinceofPegging.

Prince who? Guess which Royal we’re talking about! Hint: It’s not that Prince who fantasized that he was a tampon inside his lover’s vagina nor the one hanging with the Princess of Montecito nor the one who was BFFs with Jeffrey Epstein. This is the Prince who WILL get pegged occasionally—according to unsubstantiated rumors—so of course, it’s Prince Will! Unlike Diana’s distress about Charles, Will’s cheerfully stoic wife Kate is fine with her future King taking the scepter via the backdoor (as long as the pegger isn’t her old friend Rose Hanbury), and so are we.

Actually, we love pegging!

But what is it? Just in case you don’t know, “pegging” is a fairly common sexual practice in which a woman penetrates a man’s anus with a strap-on dildo.

As you can hear by his screams of imaginary pain on this podcast, Max finds pegging to be a royal pain in the ass, although he did let me give him a suppository or two when they were medically prescribed. Prince Maximillian Rudolph Leblovic di Lobkowicz di Filangieri happens to also be a Prince on both the Czech (Prince of Prague, Duke of Melnick) and Italian (Prince of Naples) sides of his royal family (though, unlike the Windsors, the Lobkowiczes and Filangieris had the good sense to get deposed long ago), so that might explain some of his other kinks.

Regardless, lots of men enjoy pegging. It’s not really about sexual orientation. Sure, for some guys, it’s a *gateway* to anal sex with other men, but others never go in that direction.  

Gay, straight, bi, queer or unclear, most men like pegging because of the incredible feeling of surrender, as well as the physical sensation that can blast a man right over the moon all the way to Uranus.

After all, the anus is a pleasure center in all of us, whether you’re a man, woman, trans or non-binary. Everyone has an asshole! And everyone can enjoy some kind of anal sex—if they want (it’s completely up to you)—whether it be outer stimulation or deep penetration.

It happens that biological males also have a prostate which is so much like a woman’s G-spot that some of us call it the P-spot. A P-spot orgasm is often very intense, and can involve “milking the prostate” for a slow, extended ejaculation.

Unfortunately, if you have hemorrhoids or irritable bowel syndrome, pegging would be a party pooper.

Maybe this is why the upright Prince Wills walks like he’s got a stick up his ass… because he literally does. Perhaps a discreet, tampon-sized butt plug (like father, like son, but in reverse) is what keeps him serene during those long regal rituals.

Then there’s the emotional aspect.  The act of sexual surrender is very exciting especially for powerful men–which certainly includes anyone accustomed to being addressed as “Your Highness”–but really for all kinds of humans. In war, surrender means defeat, but in love, sex and kink, consensual surrender can be very sweet, establishing a stronger bond.

So, enjoy that majestic pegging, Prince William! Your Royal Hiney is entitled to a good kinky sex life, as are we all.

Maybe this is why the upright Prince Wills walks like he’s got a stick up his ass… because he literally does. Perhaps a discreet, tampon-sized butt plug (like father, like son, but in reverse) is what keeps him serene during those long regal rituals.

Honestly, we don’t care if the Prince is getting pegged as long as the rest of us don’t get screwed. See, it’s really the royal corruption that bothers “the people.”  Tellingly, another popular hashtag alongside #PrinceofPegging is #AbolishtheMonarchy.

Also in the news: Prince Charles accepted gifts and money—including one million euros in a suitcase!—for his charity (PWCF) from the Bin Laden family. Yes, that Bin Laden family, as in Osama bin Laden’s cousins. Family values can get tricky when a member of a multi-billion-dollar family is the alleged mastermind behind 9-11.

Royal subjects have threatened to abolish their monarchies since the first corrupt kings, queens and pegging princes, and sometimes they actually do (see the French and Russian Revolutions, among others). As everyone knows, royalty is inherently corrupt. The top “Royals” get money, housing, gifts, prestige, protection, staff, everything they need and almost anything they want, basically for doing nothing, except being born into the royal family. What a life!

The U.S. doesn’t have royalty… or do we? We worship our celebrities and treat them like royalty. Many of them were “born” into wealth, power and fame just like the Pegging Prince. I often wonder how certain celebrities got so famous. Talent? Nah… Looks? Not really… Work ethic? Hardly… We pretend that success in America is based on merit, but often, if I research any given celebrity’s background, I find their parents or grandparents were famous too, or maybe just rich and/or well-connected… aka Hollywood Royalty.

So, remind me… what exactly did that American Revolution get us?

Our politicians are just as royal—and more imperialist—especially since the Supreme Court’s devastating-to-democracy Citizens United ruling. In politics, “family values” often translates to value (aka money) for your family, as well as lots of family connections and blatant nepotism. Strange how the Camelot of the Kennedy Family morphed into the Trump Crime Family whose terrible policies and practices will be felt for generations to come. The worst family for American wars might have been the Bush family though. Don’t let the Bushes (or Cheneys—looking at you, Liz!) come back to national power.

Do stay tuned for our Vice TV documentary, featuring our Bonoboville Reunion, and another special I’ll soon be in about the relatively high level of Free Speech I enjoyed when I was on Public Access TV, which might air on HBO!

Sex Therapy Helps MAGAts!

Just before this live broadcast, I posted a few photos on Facebook from the day before our Bonoboville Reunion with Vice TV. It was one of my least political posts, and most of the comments were about the images, except one from a dude named Dan who wasn’t my “friend,” which said, “TRUMP 2024!!!”

I considered deleting it, but I don’t like censorship, so I simply replied, “Hmm… How did this little ammosexual Christofascist Coup Anon MAGAt incel get on my rather non-political picture-post here? Well, it’s not as bad as if he’s spraying bullets through my window, but it’s annoying.”

A lot of our telephone sex therapy clients are tRump supporters, probably because they need the most help.

When I saw he wrote back during the broadcast, I read his comment on the air:

“Susan M Block I have listened to your political views on youtube, and I do not agree with them, it happens. Your little post may be ‘non political’, but your page is very political, so be it. I love how the left denounces name calling, but practice the very same themselves. I am not an “ammosexual” (whatever that means) nor am I a “Christofascist” (whatever that means also), nor am I a Qanon believer. But I am a Conservative, and a supporter of Donald Trump, and those Republicans who support him, and a maga supporter. I guess that makes me a danger. I must be stopped. I must be silenced. So much for freedom of expression. I have used your services and have enjoyed them immensely. You can block me if you want, I have no ill will towards towards you, or anyone who follows you, I hope you have non towards me. And I do not own a firearm of any sort. I do not “spray” bullets through windows like some people do, be them on the right or on the left, but mostly mentally ill. But I do look forward to reading your book and continue using your services, or do I need your permission for that?”

What a twist, huh?  Of course, as I look at his Facebook profile, I see evidence for each of the adjectives I ascribed to him. Furthermore, I have never “denounced name calling,” not even the extreme kind that tRump has trumpeted with crude discord. In fact, I’ve been calling powerful creeps “names” for years, most pointedly when I called our illegitimate wartime president a “Chickenhawk Pussy named Bush” (with apologies to pussies of all kinds).

The one thing I didn’t realize was that Dan does seem to have a heart, and I’m so pleased that he’s a telephone sex therapy client of the Dr. Susan Block Institute and has The Bonobo Way on his reading list. The fact is that a lot of our therapy clients are tRump supporters, probably because they need the most help.

We all need help with sex at one time or another, and we’d probably have a lot fewer sadistic sheriffs, power-mad dictators and angry incels, if they had a place like the Dr. Susan Block Institute to turn to in times of need. If only they could learn to Make Kink Not War, and fully embrace The Bonobo Way—with a little bit of socialism—they would gave up the royal bribes, gas guzzling yachts, ammosexual police gangs, murderous militaries and cataclysmic nuclear weapons.

Yes, it’s a long shot, but let’s think big (and I’m not just talking about dildos, Prince Will)!

“Prince of Pegging & Sheriff of Beatings” TRANSCRIPT

MAX
Who shot the sheriff?…  We’re on! Hey, from Los Angeles, CA from Arcadia, CA., this is… What’s the name of our show? Do we have a name?

Dr. SUZY
F.D.R.

MAX
Oh yes, FDR, you’re listening to FDR radio, uh, which you might not want to listen to because we’re a little different than most radio shows and that we totally never know what we’re going to talk about, except when we do know what we’re talking about. And then, yeah… You will hear the power of the voice of Dr. Suzy whose monologues are deliciously good.

Ah, the wind. I opened the train window because it was too hot in here. The train is full of people. I don’t know where they’re all going, but I wish they’d all go home anyway tonight, we’re going to talk about different things which we nobody knows actually what we’re going to talk about. I was going to talk about Sheriff Villanueva who got himself in office as a progressive. This guy is nothing but a Trumper. OK and this guy- not only he’s a little stupid, and he’s wondering why all these homeless people come to California. Well, because it’s cold in New Jersey. It’s really cold. And they have a lot of problems back there, and that we’re more of a socialistic and caring state, I guess, and so therefore we’re always in a state of hate, and I think with that I’m going to turn you over to my girlfriend, my wife, my beautiful lady.

Yeah, here she is, Dr. Suzy. Hi Doctor!

Dr. SUZY
Hey Capt’n Max, I’m a little bit jealous of you because your name is so easy to spell.

MAX
Hey hey!

Dr. SUZY
Max is just M A X, and my name is Suzy – S U Z Y – but somehow, I’m looking at this transcriber. It’s automatic and it’s spelled “Susie.”  So, transcriber, listen to me. I command you, I am your FemDom, and you will spell it S U Z Y!  “Why?” you may ask. Well, because I said so.

MAX
They’re following your orders.

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, they seem to be spelling it right now, except they’re just kind of spelling it out S U Z Y.

MAX
There it is.

Dr. SUZY
I bet when I just say “Suzy,” they spelled it wrong again…. And they did! S U S I E is wrong. Apparently, we’ve gotta change the system in more ways than one, Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners.  But Capt’n Max is also right about something else, which is that we never know what we’re going to talk about on this show. It’s a live ride and sometimes it’s a wild ride and sometimes it’s very intense and sometimes it’s just kind of a sleepy little ride through the scenery and sometimes it’s based on your calls, and you can give us a call and talk with us about any aspect of human sexuality or actually any sexuality, really.

MAX
I mean, tell a story.  For example, how many of you have had sex on the train?

Dr. SUZY
Oh, yes! In the sleeper car.

MAX
In the sleeper car as we’re rolling along, and I know there’s a lot of people who like to have sex at the stations.

Dr. SUZY
I’ve certainly had sex in trains many times, and I’d say it’s a little more civilized than joining the Mile High Club, which can be very cramped.

MAX
Yeah, yeah, right in the-

Dr. SUZY
Well, you get a sleeper cabin, because that’s the key to good sex on a train.

MAX
In the sleeper cars, yeah, not if you’re a peasant and you’re riding in 3rd class. Then in the Mile High Club, might have to be in the bathroom, but you do not want to have sex in the second-class bathroom. Those are disgusting.

Dr. SUZY
No, no, those train bathrooms are usually disgusting. Maybe in the luggage rack? Anyway, you could talk about your sexual experiences, or you could have a question about sex. We also talk about politics on this show quite a bit, so I don’t know if you’d have a question about politics, but it’s not as though we have inside information like we do on sex where we sure do get deep inside. But we have opinions, and you might too, and you might want to just tell us yours so you can call in with that and the number is 213-291-9497.

Actually, Cinema Soloist said there that she would like to have sex on a train. So, anybody want to help here? 

Harry says “Airplanes have the Mile High Club. Why isn’t there a cool name for sex on a train?”  Well sex on a train sounds like a cool name! But isn’t there a sex term for making a train or doing a train or pulling a train when you have one sex partner after the other? Kind of like a gangbang except everybody in a train. Anyway, if you want to pull a train with us, give us a call or you can post your comments on the platform of your choice, and they can be fun or they can be serious. Actually, I want to read a serious comment about Trump later.

So, even though we don’t know what we’re going to talk about on any given FDR show, we have to have these titles before we start for some of the channels that were on. They require a title, and so our title tonight is “Prince of Pegging, Sheriff of Beatings.” So, you might wonder why we are calling it that and I’m not saying that we’re going to spend the whole time talking about the Prince of Pegging and the Sheriff of Beatings, but we had to come up with a title and we thought that was kind of catchy, a little long but hey, maybe it makes you want to know who are we talking about.

So, Max already spilled the beans on Sheriff Alex Villanueva. Am I pronouncing that right?

MAX
This is something like that.

Dr. SUZY
Anyway, Sheriff Villanueva is very brutal.

MAX
He got himself in as a Progressive. He’s anything but a Progressive and uhm, I don’t know if I said that when we started, but one of the things that he was pissed off about was all these homeless people and yeah, and why are they in California?

Dr. SUZY
Yes, you did say that.

MAX
Well, Mr. Sheriff, it’s because it’s warm here.

Dr. SUZY
Right, right.  And yes, you did say that, but you can say it again and again because that’s the kind of show this is.

MAX
By the way, right now if you’re looking at your screen, you see some 3-4 hot magazines and books that you should be reading in a hot summer night and photos, photos. Lots of photos.

Do you know that you can buy any photo that’s on there?

That’s how we support ourselves- When you buy goodies from us because… Forget about it.

Dr. SUZY
So, before I lose the thread though, the Sheriff, aside from all the other problems, he has also been involved with some beatings.

MAX
Go ahead.

Dr. SUZY
That is, his Sheriff’s department arranged for these beatings, just allowed them to happen or instigated them. At least that’s the article you were talking about or the reference you when you said you wanted to talk about the Sheriff. And the people of Los Angeles County are going to have to pay a lot of money, in the millions, for an inmate who was beaten almost to death by a violent predatory inmate that the sheriffs put him in a room with when he could barely defend himself against a rat in there, let alone a violent predatory psychopath. So of course, this violent predatory psychopath beat him up bad.

MAX
Let me add something here.

I had the opportunity the to spend a few nights, a few months in Twin Towers and here’s how it kind of goes, right? The sheriffs don’t beat big guys up, OK? Sheriffs beat up old people.

Dr. SUZY
Yes, and he was old.

MAX
Challenged people.

Dr. SUZY
And of course, he was very mentally challenged.

MAX
Yeah, and true of all the other ones that are getting beaten.

So, what happens in the morning they wake you up and I was right across the street from the courthouse and how they do this is they wake you up at 4:00 o’clock in the morning. They feed you and then they put you on the bus. And the bus goes around the corner to the courtroom.

Dr. SUZY
Right, and sometimes that bus can take all day to get there.

MAX
All day, yes, and that’s $75 per person to go around the corner.

Dr. SUZY
Right.

MAX
And then it’s $75 per person to come back around the corner.

Dr. SUZY
Right, which might take all night.

MAX
Which could take all night and so with my frustration and being up in a cell with six other people waiting for the judge to call us in at the end of the day, you are just exhausted.

And they get you back on the bus and they bring you back to the Towers and then they dump you out of there and they put you… I was in a wheelchair, so I sat there in a wheelchair and one of the things that you see it and smell in Twin Towers is this wretched, warm hot air full of human- OK, it’s really disgusting vomit, poop…

Dr. SUZY
Vomit, poop, sweat, shit, blood.

MAX
Just sweat… All these things and then they take blood and then they take you back and Twin Towers is connected by a big, long tunnel that you have to walk through, and then they take you back to your cells.

At this point you’re in single file, and you’re walking along and next week…

Actually, I’m going to tell you the deputies name and not just one deputy of one of the things that the vets, the veterans of war who are mostly now guards there.

It reminds me of Abu Ghraib.

They started slapping an old man who could hardly speak. They were head slapping him.

Dr. SUZY
Oh God.

MAX
I mean one after the other one after the other, until finally the deputy came up to him, took him and slammed him against a wall, his head-

Dr. SUZY
Oh my God.

MAX
Until the poor man poor man just fell to the ground.

Dr. SUZY
That’s awful. And you know, sometimes they have some reason like they were insulted, or somebody stepped out of line, and sometimes they have no reason at all, or that anyone can figure out and they just seem to do it out of a sort of sadism. That is what I call sadistic policing. And it certainly was on full display with George Floyd’s death. But it’s out there all the time in our police and our sheriff’s departments. Sadistic policing is basically part of policing now.

MAX
Yeah, it’s part of policing and it’s also part of a personality.

Who would become a cop to do good in the world?

Dr. SUZY
Well, I have to say I’ve had a few cops as clients in my sex therapy practice who are good people. At least they’re trying. There are a few.

MAX
I love good cops.

Dr. SUZY
It’s like there are a few good apples, but for the most part the barrel is so bad. And I think it’s gotten bad, that is, more and more rotten over the years, because of corruption in all the police departments in the USA and that corruption has to do with money, it has to do with clubs, Christofascist white supremacist police clubs and gangs really, gangs that Villaneuva at least tolerates, and this has developed over the decades, and it’s awful and it’s very dangerous to the health of the community.

MAX
And the citizens.

Dr. SUZY
And certainly individuals, and most specifically, our most vulnerable.

MAX
And certainly, the most vulnerable because I can tell you this, I have never seen a sheriff beat some big guy. Right, never. They’re all like either old people…

This old man that I was talking to was right in front of me and he was walking too slow.

Dr. SUZY
There you go, so that’s the ostensible “reason.” They come up with a reason sometimes, but it’s really no reason.

MAX
The sheriff said, “Yeah, that’s correct. Right, or you’re eating the burrito on the way back.”

And then they give you one burrito when you come back from court, and you’re exhausted late at night.

Go ahead.

Dr. SUZY
So, these are the beatings that are part of our at least temporary title, which is “Prince of Pegging, Sheriff of Beatings.” And we are talking about our particular Sheriff Alex Villanueva, the so-called progressive, who has progressed to tremendous brutality and thuggery.

MAX
This guy is nothing but a thug.

Dr. SUZY
And we’re also going to talk about the Prince of Pegging, and some of you know who I’m talking about already, and I’m sure you can’t wait to hear what I have to say about him. And some of you don’t know yet, so stay tuned while I go through a few of these fun comments.

We have Michael Dopchie, I guess because there’s a last name. I would guess that’s Facebook and he says, “Too bad we don’t see you, Suzy.”

He’s very familiar with me, isn’t he? He doesn’t call me “Dr. Suzy.” That’s OK. You can call me that Michael Dopchie, and at least he spells “Suzy” right, which I appreciate unlike these transcribers?

I’m sorry, Michael Dopchie, not sorry, but I didn’t feel like going on video tonight, so I didn’t.  You can see me on lots of videos and pictures, but you know sometimes I just want to get into the sound.

On YouTube, David D. says, “When I hear about our prisons in this country, it makes me feel shameful. Like I feel we should be better than that as a people.”

Amen, Awomen and A-everybody else. So, I agree David D., it’s true we should be ashamed as a country, even though it’s kind of out of our hands because this is all about the privatizing of everything of our government of our treatment of people, even if the prisons aren’t quite completely privatized yet, some of them are. But certainly, the services are, like the food, like the buses. Different aspects of prison systems are privatized which makes it so much worse, and then we have sheriffs who are corrupt who are beholden to the big campaign donors that generally are looking to police and sheriffs for protection against the citizens, for their corporations and themselves and their billionaire friends.  That’s what they’re looking for from the police. And chasing homeless people like the old slave catcher police used to chase runaway slaves.

And yes, David D., “it is so cringe when people joke about prison rape in this country all the time.”  And they do, and I have to say I might have done that myself a couple of times, especially if it was about Trump. But I do agree with you that it’s a tasteless joke. Because prison rape is real, it does happen, and it happens a lot because of the way these Sheriffs and guards match people up, so to speak, and it’s terrible. Beatings rapes, all that stuff that goes on in our jails and prisons because of sheriffs and guards that are getting some sadistic pleasure, perhaps or certainly a sense of power and control over the people who are being beaten and raped, as well as the rapists and the beaters because they could turn them in for that even though these guards arranged it, of course. It’s all kind of like a gang. Definitely a gang, like, hey, you’re bad, I’m bad, so we gotta stick together on this, you gotta back me up, and they gang up against the weakest people in those prisons, usually the people that are innocent or there on misdemeanors actually, or the people that are there like Max was for something like “failure to appear” on a charge that was already dropped.

Adriana says, “police brutality is a huge problem in this country that doesn’t seem to be going away, which is sad.”

Not only is it not going away, it is getting worse. And yeah, we did punish George Floyd’s murderer…somewhat. But I almost feel like that was a token. Because these police, they keep doing this. And like I said, there are some good apples in these bad barrels, and I’ve had quite a few of them as sex therapy clients. I think the ones that reach out for therapy are probably the better ones in that they’re self-aware enough to know that they need therapy, and I think anyone who is a police officer, or a sheriff needs therapy. And, well, here comes my socialism, but I think that the state should pay for these people in these incredibly difficult jobs to get real therapy, so that they can handle their positions and not be so trigger happy.

Andromeda Decker says, “We have private armies, private police, so it’s not a safe place exactly.”

Yes, everything is being privatized. And these police are often really private police. The ones that work for the city or county then get jobs on the side or they retire and work as guards for corporations. And they’re kids become cops. It’s all very incestuous. And it’s all about protecting the rich and the politics who represent the rich. Well, Fuck Da Rich. That’s the name of this show. It’s FDR. Also stands for Franklin Delano Roosevelt. But you, rich, you gotta get fucked, ’cause you’re in charge and you’re screwing up, and you’re screwing US.

MAX
During the time that I was in Twin Towers at one point they started taking me to Hawthorne or someplace every day every morning on the bus on this bus, $75, $75 there, $75 back and, but nothing ever happened. I just sat. I just sat basically in a cell, so my lawyer called and said why you why you bring this guy back and forth, you know, and the bus driver actually said because dollars yes and you know that LA County has the second largest bus company in the Sheriff’s Department?

They have the second largest bus company.

Dr. SUZY
And I’m sure they’re all related, we’re going to get into family values in a little while when we talk about the Prince of Pegging, but a lot of nepotism, whether they’re actual, family or friends or different back scratching activities between our public servants, so to speak. And all these private companies that are like mercenaries armies because this is a war against us.

MAX
The war.

So, the reason I bring this story up is because when my lawyer called and said that um, when the nurses come in before they send me back and they call me in their office and it’s two nurses, huge nurses, they could have crushed me in one second, and they said, “So Max, you got a complaint?”

Dr. SUZY
Oh yeah, no, you shouldn’t have a complaint.

MAX
I said no, not really, I just was wondering why I’m brought over here every day.

Dr. SUZY
Just a question, Sir.

MAX
Just a question so when I get back instead of bringing me to my usual cell, they bring me to Twin Towers.

Dr. SUZY
Oh boy.

MAX
As an interesting, I think it’s the 4th or 6th floor, they have cages.

Dr. SUZY
Oh right, the cages.

MAX
They have little cages and they put humans in there.

So exactly, they put me in the cage, and it’s raining and it’s stormy.

Dr. SUZY
It’s the Wet Market, like in China, except this one’s in LA.

MAX
Right, Wuhan Wet Market. So, I’m in there for a while, and I hear people, sheriffs walking back and forth, so finally get tired of it and say, oh hey hello, there’s a human in a cage. A human in a cage.

Dr. SUZY
Wow, that’s bold.

MAX
Yeah, yeah, and the sheriff comes over. I said, “I’m a human in a cage.”

And he says, “You want to get out?”

I said yes, ’cause I’m a human in a cage.

Dr. SUZY
OK.

MAX
They let me out and they bring me to a new cell and there in the new cell is a guy that weighs about 300 pounds, is about 7 feet tall.

Dr. SUZY
Wow, someone to share your cage with.

MAX
Right?

Dr. SUZY
A roommate.

MAX
So I sit down with my roommate, and we introduce each other.

“What are you here for?”

He says, “I’m here for rape.”

Nice, all right.

And he says, “What are you here for now?”

MAX
For failing to appear in court, which of course nobody ever believed in in there ’cause it never happened.

Right?

“So, what happened to you?”

I see he said, “You know I was at a club. And I was security there. And you know, as the club was closing, people were walking out and so forth and so on. And I meet this girl, you know we’re chatting, and it is very nice.

And suddenly, somehow, she starts telling him a fantasy about being raped. Somebody sneaks in the apartment. They raped her. Little pop up.”

So, I said So what happened?

“So, I said, well, well, I’ll follow her at home. And then when she was in there, I snuck in, and I raped her.

Dr. SUZY
Oh shit, do not try this at home or anywhere.

MAX
This is a smart security guard OK, that is walking around with a gun.

Dr. SUZY
There’s too many of those.

MAX
Yeah, can you pass me that joint for a second? I just want to get a little hit, OK?

Dr. SUZY
Robert Barringer says, “The news shows that there were over 1100 police killings in 2021.”

So, I don’t know if your story is done…

MAX
Yes, I’m done. I’m done, I’m done.

Dr. SUZY
But like I said, do not try this anywhere. I feel like I have to comment on this, being a sex therapist, people might tell you their fantasies.

MAX
Right.

Dr. SUZY
But that doesn’t mean you should enact them. It means you could talk more about them perhaps, and find out more, but that’s not permission for you to act anything out at all.

MAX
“I thought she’d like it”, he said.

Dr. SUZY
I understand how he thought that because he’s a little dumb.

MAX
A little!

Dr. SUZY
A lot of us are a little dumb. All of us think we’re smarter than we are. That’s why I often ask people to clarify things. I don’t pretend to know what you’re thinking when you tell me something and you shouldn’t assume you know what other people are thinking or what they really want. And right now, we all got masks on, well, some of us do, and we’re separated a lot, and we are also separated by politics and our devices and sexual judgment separates us. So, it’s very hard to understand other people of the so-called opposite sex, or the opposite political party or just the opposite side of the room. It’s also hard to understand people you think are the same as you. Because they’re not really the same. That’s why it’s important to be careful and use safe words and protocol. That’s what kink is about.

MAX
He did, you describe it well, yeah.

Dr. SUZY
There are a lot of people that have rape fantasies or domination and submission fantasies. It’s a very valid thing to play out, but you do it with someone you trust, but even then, you need kink protocol and certainly with very clear consent.

Fortunately, this guy was in jail, and it sounds like you and he kind of got along even though he was big and scary. I think I remember you telling me about him, and he never raped you or even pegged you.

MAX
No.

Dr. SUZY
Well, he actually can’t peg you, that’s something a woman does to a man.

MAX
Right.

Well, the only thing we had in common, we were both Jewish. He was Jewish.

Dr. SUZY
Oh my God, that makes me feel worse than I feel about Israel and their apartheid behavior towards Palestinians.

MAX
Right then, exactly what that means.

Dr. SUZY
No, not quite worse, but it’s bad like that.

MAX
Right.

Dr. SUZY
God, there’s so many Jews that do bad things, I almost understand antisemitism. But there are a lot of Jews that do good things, though they’re not as well known. I hope I’m one of those Jews that does good things, but I can imagine a lot of my fellow Jews don’t think so. But in any case, there’s all kinds of people that do all kinds of things, and we shouldn’t blame their religion.

There are Jewish fascists. That’s why I don’t ever say it’s about the Christians. My problem is not with Christians.

MAX
It’s religion.

Dr. SUZY
No. My problem is not even with religion. There’s many wonderful aspects to religion. My problem is with religious fascism. With Jewish fascism, with Islamic fascism, with Hindu fascism and with something that is commonly called Christofascism, and that is getting more and more common, especially in America, and I got a problem with that, because that’s trying to inflict Christian morality on some of us who do not subscribe to that morality and that is not according to freedom of religion which is supposed to be one of our rights in the United States. However, who knows now because our Supreme Court Justices who are really the INjustices have thrown it out the window and put Christofascism in the seat of judgment of the United States of America, and I don’t appreciate it.

And so, we go to our other theme of the evening which is the Prince of Pegging, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, princess and princesses, duchesses and dukes and bonobos. So, I just started seeing this hashtag the other day on Twitter. I thought it was a joke. Maybe it is a joke. It’s kind of a funny joke.

And it might be real, and I don’t mean to make fun of people who enjoy pegging, not at all, but it is interesting when it’s a Prince.

I’m not talking about THE Prince, meaning the Prince of “Party like it’s 1999,” not that Prince, although he probably enjoyed a little pegging too sometimes, but he was not the Prince of Pegging, no brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, and bent over subjects of the British monarchy. We’re talking about your Prince. Get your Prince, Britties!

By that I mean Prince William. He is the Prince of Pegging. Woo! And I’m sure that those of you who were interested Googled it as I was talking.

MAX
Because you’re all, he’s not the one that was the Kotex, right?

Dr. SUZY
No, that was his father, Prince Charles. I was going to say some of this kinky desire does run in the family, speaking of family values, because William’s father, is of course, the Prince of Wales, Charles, who appears to have had an interest in being a tampon…

MAX
Would you like to be a tampon?

Dr. SUZY
Inside of his ladylove, Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, so yes, Prince Charles fantasized about being a tampon inside of Camilla, not a Kotex. That would be a little large to wear inside. Prince Charles is not that large darling.

MAX
Right.

Dr. SUZY
Anyway, he wanted to be a tampon. And he didn’t even specify that it would be the large size inside of Camilla. But he obviously is a Red Wing man, to bring up another kink, because we know when we ladies like to wear our tampons, it’s not just any old time, it’s that time of month. Anyway, fine, I think Red Wing men are terrific. But of course, he was cheating on his lovely wife Diana. And of course, she was cheating on him at the same time, I think, with her riding instructor or chauffeur or somebody that had to do with transportation because she was always going somewhere until she died.

Anyway, we come now to the progeny of Prince Charles and Princess Diana… and that would be no, not Prince Harry and Princess Meghan of Montecito. No, I mean Prince William who I believe is next, in line to the throne after Charles the Tampon.

And I have a question on YouTube from David D. “What is pegging?”

Well, it’s got nothing to do with your aunt, Peggy. But pegging is actually a wonderful thing. It’s a sexual practice in which a woman, or someone who considers herself a woman, penetrates a man, and this could be any kind of man, because everybody has an asshole and we’re talking about a woman penetrating a man’s ass with a dildo, usually a strap-on dildo. Now pegging is great, but Max, as you could hear, is not particularly into it, although he did let me give him a suppository or two for medical reasons, and he was OK with that. But lots of guys really, really love pegging. I’m telling you they love it more than anything. I can’t tell you how many guys, and these are all kinds of guys, are into it.

Basically, pegging is a form of anal sex, but it’s usually with a woman on top. I would say even a finger could be a type of pegging or let’s say a pre-pegging activity.

Dr. SUZY
The anal strap-on dildo penetration is the ultimate in pegging and who knows when the term was invented, but Dan Savage popularized it, so we give him credit.  The anus which is always involved in pegging is a pleasure center, a very powerful pleasure center. Women experience pleasure in anul sex, too. But we have another hole, so we don’t often get as excited about it as guys do. I mean, we get excited about it. There’s a lot of women that really love anal sex. For various reasons, they might even like it better than vaginal. We don’t have to get into that except to say that most women prefer the vaginal because they have a choice of holes. But guys only have the asshole down there. I mean you’ve got a pee hole, but you can’t stick much in there, right?

MAX
Not mine.

Dr. SUZY
You don’t want me to stick something in your pee hole? They call that a “sound,” a slim metal rod that goes in the pee hole. Some guys like to get something in the pee hole. Not many though.

MAX
Yeah, some people like that and not me.

Dr. SUZY
When we had Lady Sidney on the show, she actually performed a sounding on one of her submissives. I think you left the room during that scene, Max.

MAX
I sure did.

Dr. SUZY
It was a little bit like surgery, I have to say. Someone on my fantastic staff says “pegging” as a term was coined in 2001. OK, and I have heard that it was popularized by Dan Savage. So anyway, pegging is great, the anus is a pleasure center, and by that I kind of mean the outside part with all the nerve endings that make it feel good to take a poop.

Although sometimes it hurts, especially if you have hemorrhoids. If you have hemorrhoids, you probably don’t like pegging that much. I would say that would be a party pooper. Pun intended.

MAX
Ha ha.

Dr. SUZY
The prostate is also a pleasure center, and that’s deep inside. Sometimes you have to curve your instrument a little bit, which could be a dildo or it could be a finger, though your finger has to be pretty long to reach the prostate, or they have these special dildonic devices that are curved like an S curve to reach the prostate and stimulate it, and that can create all kinds of special orgasms, sometimes really intense ones, and sometimes where you’re milking the orgasm. It’s very advanced male sexual activity.

Harry says he heard someone referred to an orgasm from pegging as a “butt nut.”

Hey, yes indeed, makes sense as well as rhymes, and of course orgasm can be internal like an analgasm, or it can be external like anal stimulation that leads to an ejaculation, or a combination. It really is a great thing, pegging.  All kinds of anal involve wonderful sensations. And we should not neglect to talk about the emotional ecstasy of sexual surrender when it comes to pegging because to some degree whenever you’re being penetrated, you’re surrendering. You may still be bossing someone around like saying, “OK, a little to the right. A little to the left, no not that deep. Okay, some more lube. And actually, I think that’s a good idea, especially if you’re just with someone for the first time, to top from the bottom, if it involves giving instructions. After all, if you’re getting something up your ass, you should give a little information about what feels good and what doesn’t.

Even if you’re in a BDSM relationship, but certainly when you’re hoping for a sensuous experience or a combination. But you have to surrender. Even if you’re topping from the bottom, when you are feeling that penetration, you have to surrender. I think everybody does, in the moment of orgasm, you surrender. And I think this is particularly exciting for powerful people. Whether you’re male, female or nonbinary, if you’re a powerful person in your day-to-day life, or even if you’re not that powerful but you’re just kind of working hard, constantly trying to control the machines. Maybe you’re a driver, and you’re not that powerful in the world, but you’re always working something. Always trying to control things. So, then it feels really good to surrender.

In war surrender is defeat. In sex, surrender is sweet. It’s a nice thing, surrender, for all kinds of humans, and I think it’s probably good for powerful men, especially maybe because we do still live in a patriarchal world, even with the Queen.  Nevertheless, this #PrinceofPegging hashtag is used to make fun of Prince William.

I also want to say pegging, or any kind of anal sex isn’t really about sexual orientation. In fact, that’s why pegging exists. Because of course, guys who like men often enjoy anal stimulation, anal penetration, but they don’t usually call it pegging. They call it anal sex or anal intercourse. Or just, you know, fucking between guys. But when you’re a woman doing a guy with a strap-on, the technical term is pegging.

UNSCENE ABE
Could using a butt plug be considered pegging or not?

Dr. SUZY
Well, I think that’s on the borderline, but you could.

UNSCENE ABE
What’s the difference between a butt plug and pegging?

Dr. SUZY
Well, a butt plug is usually a dildo that you keep inside your butt, like a plug, or you sit on it, not that it’s necessarily part of a pegging, but it could be, so that’s why I say it’s kind of a fine line because you could have a butt plug on your strap-on, instead of a regular dildo and then hey, your pegging with a butt plug.

UNSCENE ABE
Right.

Dr. SUZY
But people don’t usually think of a butt plug as part of a strap-on. You usually think of it as something that you kind of sit on, or somebody sticks in you and you walk around with it inside, sometimes you have a tail or a feather hanging off of it.

MAX
Well, yeah, or you get poop on it.

Dr. SUZY
That’s disgusting.

MAX
I’m sorry.

Dr. SUZY
But OK, you’re going to get a spanking.

MAX
Hahaha.

Dr. SUZY
Though I have experienced that actually on one of my shows. I don’t know if we’d call it a pegging because this was a trans woman who was being screwed by another woman who was wearing a strap-on so it’s kind of a pegging, and the peggee was a penis owner, but a very feminine person, and it was back in 2005, so we weren’t that strict about politically correct names and pronouns. But in any case, the pegging, or the fucking, was awesome, and the peggee had a big orgasm and everybody applauded, and then it was pulled out.

MAX
Oh no.

Dr. SUZY
With great fanfare and yes, there was poop on the head.

MAX
Oh no.

Dr. SUZY
And everybody said, “Oh no,” including me. But hey, it was on camera. You can see it if you watch my 2005 Birthday Bacchanal. This was a huge, beautiful show with lots of gorgeous people and beautiful erotic action, and then there’s this poop on a dildo, that was taken care of with great professionalism and alacrity by Mistress Genevieve, who I love.

MAX
Well, that’s something.

Dr. SUZY
I have known Mistress Genevieve for years, since 2004 actually, and have seen her at a few DomCons. I believe she’s either in Texas or New Orleans now, but she is fantastic, so sexy and dominant, and while everybody was going “ewwww!’ Genevieve took care of business and cleaned it all up. Brittany Andrews was doing the pegging and it was somebody called Ponyboy who was the peggee, very feminine with beautiful boobs and a beautiful penis and a lovely butthole that was not quite clean, so…  Clean your butthole, everybody, before you do your pegging!

So, in this case an enema might be a good idea. I don’t usually suggest enemas. Enemas are not good to take a lot. Before you do your pegging or any kind of anal action, I would say the proper thing to do, especially if you’re British, would be to take a strong enema. Now by strong I don’t mean with drugs. They put drugs into enemas that can kill you, so don’t do any of that.

Daniel B. on Youtube says it’s good to discuss this openly rather than keep it mysterious, it will lead to healthier practices. Yes, that’s true, Daniel B. I hope to help people with this, especially since the Prince is doing it, so we hear. We don’t know. It’s a rumor. So, this is not necessarily true. I just think that because it’s a rumor it’s a point of discussion that we should have.

Harry says, “Butt plugs sound like erotic renewable energy.”

Most sex is actually renewable, including your ejaculations.  I don’t agree with these people that say save your ejaculations, whether they’re Christian, Tantric Buddhist or Tai Chi. I don’t agree with that. Semen replenishes itself, and as a matter of fact, one way to lose the ability to ejaculate is to not ejaculate very much. Then it atrophies just like any unused muscle. So, keep using it!

I know it’s tough in the Coronapocalypse, which we’re still in, and we’re also in war time and culture wars and also women getting pregnant and having to bear the baby. Forced breeding.

So, you might not get the kind of sex you want. But you know, it’s like that old saying “if you can’t be with the one you love, love the one you’re with.” I’m not necessarily saying that, but what I am saying is have some form of sexual expression, even if it’s not your number one preferred form of sex. Might I suggest phone sex while you’re at it?

Or perhaps if you’re also having mental problems (aren’t we all?), you might benefit from some phone sex therapy, which yes, you can get at the Dr. Susan Block Institute when we’re not on the air. Actually you could get it when we’re on the air, but that would be from other therapists at 213.291.9497.

Let’s see. Ruby on Youtube says, “the Bible says the only religion is helping orphans and widows.”

Is that what the Bible says? The only religion? Which part? I thought there was more to religion than that, but OK, Ruby, and you know, I think it’s important to help orphans and widows and also widowers.

MAX
Well, we don’t.

MAX
You should really help them, especially if they have a lot of money.

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, sure. And that brings me back to the Royals and helping people who have a lot of money, which is really the essence of corruption, Capt’n Max.  And I know you were joking, although it’s true in this capitalist world we all want to help people who can pay us. Capitalism makes us that way. Now sometimes they pay us legally, and sometimes you know it’s under the table, and sometimes it’s kind of legally and underhanded.

UNSCENE ABE
Such as?

Dr. SUZY
Well, let’s start with royalty, because at the same time that this hashtag #PrinceofPegging was in vogue on Twitter, so was the hashtag #abolishthemonarchy. And I believe they’re talking about the British monarchy.

Yes, indeed nothing wrong with pegging. And nothing wrong with the Prince getting pegged, just like there’s really nothing wrong with Prince Charles imagining he’s a tampon. Although he was cheating, but Diana was too. But anyway, we won’t get off into their relationship, Princess Diana and Charles, not at this time, because we’re talking about pegging, which is great, and you should learn how to do it so you do it right.

But these Randy Royals. When we hear about the pegging, we realize that, oh, that’s why Will walks around like he’s got a stick up his ass. Maybe he actually does.

Nothing wrong with that. But you kind of wonder about who they are and what they do and how much they get paid. Because royalty gets paid for doing basically nothing except for being born into a royal family. And for that they get money, gifts, fancy clothes, prestige, protection, a staff, everything basically for doing nothing except being born into a royal family.

Now the US doesn’t have royalty, do we?

MAX
Well, the only royalty we have in this country is these actors.

Dr. SUZY
We definitely have royalty in this country, and the actors are only the beginning.

MAX
Right.

Dr. SUZY
Actors, let’s say celebrities are treated like royalty in our society, maybe even better. Some are unusually talented, but many come from celebrity families, like royal families. I used to wonder how certain celebrities got so famous. Maybe certain celebrities that don’t seem to be so talented, or their looks are not so great. Work ethic? Not much. So how did they make it? Often if I keep researching, I find that their parents or their grandparents were famous, or rich or well-connected, AKA Hollywood royalty. What a concept!

Look where our American Revolution got us.

And yes, because of our tax laws, they are basically taking as much money from us as the British Royals take from the poor Brits. So, pity the poor Brits and their corrupt royal family. They are very corrupt, taking bribes, and they do have some interesting sexual habits, and I haven’t even gotten into Prince Andrew. But it’s the corruption. And yet, of course, at least, it’s kinda out in the open, whereas in the US we have this idea of merit. But really no, no, no, it’s not about merit, it’s about royalty. We’ve got our own royalty, and let’s just say, celebrity or not, it’s very much about money being passed on in the family, just like royal family jewels. That’s the family values that we have here. And we have a very favorable-to-the-family law for passing on your inheritance, so junior never has to work. In other words, it ain’t taxed enough, not at all. Not like FDR who taxed the rich, which was about 90% at one time.

MAX
And the economy boomed, and he got us out of a major fucking depression. Recession, depression… there was a depression.

Dr. SUZY
Yes, he got us out of that depression. Of course, he didn’t do all good things. Certainly, the Japanese internment camps were terrible, and there was one camp right here where we are.

MAX
In Arcadia.

MAX
Right here in Arcadia CA.

Dr. SUZY
That was terrible, but FDR at least tried to inject a little socialism, maybe because he had to, but he did. And who knows what Hoover would have done. He certainly wasn’t doing much good when he was president. So, the celebrities are bad enough, but here in America we have politicians that are also a kind of royalty.

Many of our U.S. Senators are about as old as Queen Elizabeth, and they only leave the Senate in a coffin. Lots of family connections there too. Lots of nepotism in U.S. government at all levels. Look at the Trump family. They were our rulers for four years and they are still at it, not just Trump, the whole family. The Biden family has a little nepotism too, to a far lesser extent, but still. The Kennedy family was, of course, Camelot. And the Bush family, one of America’s worst royal families. Poppy got us over the Vietnam Syndrome so we could bomb Saddam. I wish we still had the Vietnam Syndrome and would Make Love Not War or Make Kink Not War. Or just not go to war. But thanks to the Bush Royal Family of America, we got back into the war business. I call it “Perma War.”  Permanent War. Like Permanent Press, except instead of just spraying chemicals into your pants, we’re destroying the earth with our military. We’re destroying lives with our Perma War.

MAX
Now celebrity planes.

Dr. SUZY
And the celebrity planes and celebrity yachts. And, of course, the celebrity control of this country, along with the more anonymous billionaire corporate control. Thanks to the Supreme Court’s Citizen United ruling, they own us. Many of us say that this latest iteration of the Supreme Court is just the worst, and it is. But in 2010, that Supreme Court, under Bush-appointed Chief Justice Roberts, gave away our rights as people to the giant billion-dollar corporations who are considered “people” according to Citizens United.

MAX
Well, the royalty now is the rich and it is the celebrities in the rich, those are a royalty.

Dr. SUZY
Yes, it’s family. And whole idea of merit and democracy is getting totally corroded so that we see behind the curtain, which is now revealing what it was concealing, which is that we are ruled by an oligarchy. That’s all there is to it. It’s a combination of certain very wealthy businesspeople, and the politicians who are given their marching orders by these very wealthy business people and by the CEOs of corporations mostly involved in the military industrial complex as well as in the oil industry. And maybe the food industry, but mostly the oil and military. And they call the shots, and that’s where your inflation is coming from. Not to say our politicians are not partially responsible, and we have to put pressure on them to put the pressure on the corporations that are causing inflation, raising prices. And yes, putting pressure on Biden does help—because really, who’s jacking up these prices? The corporations that own you and me and all the stuff we need and want and so they are jacking up the prices.

And yes, this terrible war that we’re in is making it worse for everyone except the War Machine, and we really need to negotiate a peace.  It’s true Putin started it, but none of us are clean in this war. We all have a little poop on the dildo here.

So, we need to stop the war. It’s ruining the earth. And that includes the humans who are directly being pulverized as well as the rest of us who are being hurt in various ways, especially the global South. We’ve got to Make Kink Not War. And pegging is cool, you know it’s OK, it’s a lot better than a lot of things, and I don’t mind having a Prince into pegging. Though my Prince is not.

MAX
No, no. People believe it.

Dr. SUZY
I have a Prince who’s not into pegging.

MAX
(Makes clucking sound).

Dr. SUZY
What are you supposed to be doing, riding a horse?

MAX
I’m getting away from the peggers in the woods.

Dr. SUZY
Right.

MAX
No, I think it’s no, no-

Dr. SUZY
But a lot of guys like pegging.

MAX
I think it’s perfectly OK whatever you want to put up there that’s not dangerous, not too dangerous.

UNSCENE ABE
But some people feel strange about it with the royal couple.

Dr. SUZY
Which would be Prince William and his wife Kate, who supposedly knows all about it. I’m glad she knows actually, and is OK with him getting pegged, I guess, as long as it’s not by her old friend and possibly his old flame, Rose Hanbury.

I’m starting to sound British. Well fake British.

MAX
Cockney, cockney.

Dr. SUZY
Anyway, a rumor has it that Rose was a mistress of Prince Wills though, is she the pegger? That is my question. I’m not sure he certainly is a Peggee, and that has nothing to do with having the name Peggy. Although if your name is Peggy, you might consider changing it, like if your name is Karen. Please all you nutty people out there don’t do anything messed up with the name Susan or Suzy. OK, I know Sarandon has it and so does that other one, the senator from Maine. But really, let’s just leave “Susan” alone.

But in any case, the name Peggy might be confused with what the Prince of Pegging is, which is the Peggee. And it appears that the current pegger is someone other than Rose Hanbury, much to Kate’s relief, or so the rumors say. But the kind of angry people are saying, “well, it’s all well and good that you enjoy pegging.” And by the way, I am very, very proud of Twitter for not making fun of pegging. Really, I didn’t see a lot of that, so that is great. What I did see was people saying OK, you can do your pegging. But we will make fun of you for it, because you’re a Prince, so why not? Plus, we understand that you tried to distract the media from your pegging by talking shit about Prince Harry and Prince Megan of Montecito. So, we don’t like that, and honestly, I guess I don’t like that either. But I don’t know if any of is true.

MAX
Yeah, who’s that Great American poet. He said: to PEG or not to peg?

Dr. SUZY
That is the question. And that’s Hamlet – or Peglet. And I would say peg away, if a guy enjoys it and I’m having sex with him and he is clean, he would have to have an enemy – oh, not an enemy.

MAX
That’s heavy, man, that’s heavy.

Dr. SUZY
An enema. Hahaha.

MAX
Or you could have an enemy if he’s in the Abu Ghraib and they’re pegging him.

Dr. SUZY
Well, actually, if you think of my dildo as your enemy, and you push out with your sphincter muscle…

MAX
Your stinker muscles?

Dr. SUZY
No, your sphincter muscles, which if you’ve had an enema, are not stinkers.

MAX
Right.

Dr. SUZY
So, if you have your enema, and then you use your sphincter muscle to push out against my strap-on dildo or butt plug.

MAX
Pooper scooper.

Dr. SUZY
No, no, no, no poop, no, no.

MAX
No poop. I know, sounds great.

Dr. SUZY
If you’re doing this with me, you have had an enema. You are not all poopy. So we are.just going in and you are pushing out with your sphincter, and that is, you’re kind of feeling like “no, no, no,” almost not really, but almost like you’re being penetrated against your will. Of course, that’s not true, there should be total consent. But it’s more than a fantasy. It’s physical, and you’re pushing out, trying to push it out of you. And let me tell you, I will push that dildo in as you push out, and it will feel amazing. Really good. Sometimes the pushing out as your partner pushes in is true with the vagina too. Actually, this works with any hole really, but it has to be a game. It can’t be a real nonconsensual activity, or this thing doesn’t work at all, and it’s a terrible criminal thing. But if you’re just playing that game of pushing out as the dildo or dick pushes in, it’s awesome. It creates friction and really, orgasm is friction. And it’s about surrender because you push out like in this attempt to push your enemy out. And then of course, you can’t push out because, no sphincter muscle is going to push out a dildo unless the pegger really doesn’t know what she’s doing.

MAX
Dr. SUZY, I thought you were gonna read something before this show is over from one of the-

Dr. SUZY
You’re just interrupting me because you don’t want to hear about pegging anymore. I know you. But yes, you’re right, I did want to read something before the show is over and the show is getting towards over.

MAX
Almost, yeah.

Dr. SUZY
So, if you want to hear more about pegging, you’re going to have to call us.

MAX
Well, OK, you can do that, but afterwards, if they want to hear more about pegging, we’re going to be having dinner after the show at the Derby in Arcadia. So, if you want to join us…

Dr. SUZY
We’re going to talk about pegging at the Derby?

MAX
Yeah, it’s a very elegant restaurant. Also, they have the horses at the Derby.

Dr. SUZY
Well, honestly, if you ride just right, you might have an orgasm, either a vaginal orgasm or an anal orgasm from just riding the horse.

MAX
That’s right.

UNSCENE ABE
Oh wow.

Dr. SUZY
And I am not talking about having sex with a horse. I have had sex on a horse as in the guy was behind me and penetrating me as we were riding a horse through these apple orchards. It was very hot.  But it wasn’t pegging. Though you could do pegging on the horse, which would be me behind the guy with a strap-on.  Oops! I told you I wasn’t going to talk pegging anymore. Oh well.

I’m going to talk about that comment. So, I posted some pictures on Facebook from our Bonoboville Reunion with Vice TV, climaxing a whirlwind bacchanalian weekend of fun and frolic and friends and lovers. So, I posted some fun pictures of the weekend of dinner and kissing and playing on the bondage cross by the Steinway Baby grand piano surrounded by a lot of erotic art. No politics on this post, which is a little bit different for me. I usually talk politics, or the post is anti-war, but this particular post was very just pretty pictures, fun, eclectic stuff. And I got mostly fun, eclectic comments, like wow. you look great. Amazing photos, fabulous fantabulous… “A renaissance of timelessness, fun and exotic, curiosity” said by Kristen rock. That’s rather poetic. Stuff like that.

Then I get a comment from a guy named Dan, I’ll just say. I won’t say his last name, although you could see it on Facebook, but in any case, he just posts “Trump 2024.”

I thought it was very strange and a little challenging. So, I wrote back, “How did this little ammosexual Christofascist Coup Anon MAGAt incel get on my rather nonpolitical picture post here?”

Of course, I don’t know for sure that he’s all this stuff exactly, but I did glance at his page, and I could see that he’s essentially all of this stuff.

And then I said, “Well, it’s not as bad as if he’s spraying bullets through my window. But it is annoying.”

MAX
And that is true.  It is annoying and these are the same people, by the way. They’re just trying to tell me what books I am gonna read-

Dr. SUZY
Right, which is what I would call Christofascist, telling us what kind of books we can read based on more or less neo-Christian ideas.

MAX
Telling me I can’t buy condoms or birth control.

Dr. SUZY
Right, that is very Christofascist.  And on the other hand, supporting the idea that people can get guns anywhere, like these AR-15s, so that I would call ammosexual, whether you carry a gun or not. Because the Supreme Court certainly is ammosexual.

MAX
But you know the right wing is talking about freedom, freedom, freedom to carry around these fucking guns. Why don’t you get some freedom to read? Why don’t you actually learn to read? And discover why you’re such so miserable in your ******* life.

Dr. SUZY
So yes, I was insulting the person that posted this, obviously. And after all, they’re kind of insulting me by posting “Trump 2024,” which I think they know I’m not going to like. But I wasn’t actually sure because this person is not friends with me, and they were commenting on a post that had no political content.

Then I got a long response, Capt’n Max. Should I read it?

MAX
Yes, you should. Could I interrupt at some point to put in my 2 cents worth OK.

Dr. SUZY
Yes, OK, because it is rather long, so let’s just say we’ll read it and interrupt it a bit, but let’s try to get to the end of it because it’s important, I think, and it’s rather well written, even though I don’t agree.

MAX
No worries, you have 10 minutes. It’s just a little bit. Yeah, go ahead, let’s do it.

It’s a Trump prediction, right?

Yes, wow.

Dr. SUZY
OK, here goes…. He writes, “I have listened to your political views on YouTube, and I do not agree with them, it happens.”

I wonder why he listens on YouTube and not on Facebook, since he’s writing on Facebook. OK, well, I’m glad he’s multiplatform, so he’s into diversity when it comes to platforms. All right, I am already doing little asides here.

He writes, “Your little post may be ‘nonpolitical’, but your page is very political.”  He says “little”post.

MAX
That sounds like guy, what’s his name from the TV show?

Yeah, yeah.

Dr. SUZY
So, he’s trying to minimize my value here calling my post “little.”  OK, my little post may be “non-political,” but your “page”? It’s a profile, by the way, that’s not a Facebook page. But he says “Your page is very political. So be it. OK.

MAX
So be it.

Dr. SUZY
He continues, “I love how the left denounces name-calling, but practices the very same themselves.”

Now I personally, I’m a sexy lefty and I denounce violence, but I don’t denounce name-calling. In fact, when I used to criticize Trump a lot and actually, I still do, I didn’t criticize him for his name calling. I actually think he’s pretty good at that.  I myself have always done name-calling. You have to you have to call out what people are doing. I just don’t agree with the names they’re calling or the types of descriptions the Trumpers use, but I’m all for name-calling

MAX
Real quick… We didn’t start that. It was a guy in with strange hair and a fat ass.

Dr. SUZY
Oh, the extreme name-calling yeah, Trump is really into that.

MAX
Yeah, that started with this. Now he’s brought it into the culture. Now we’re all calling each other names.

Dr. SUZY
He’s liberated us to call each other names. Though I admit I used to call George W. Bush names.

MAX
So, it’s not to the Left.

Dr. SUZY
I used to call Bush a “Chickenhawk Pussy named Bush” – except I now feel that that is an insult to the word “pussy” Although his name Bush makes it irresistible.

MAX
Yeah, see sure, sure. And the chickenhawk.

Dr. SUZY
Dick was also a chickenhawk. Anyway, I’ve been insulting the right for years, but I never criticize the right for insulting the left. I criticize you for stealing my money.  I criticize you for telling me what I can or can’t read. I criticize you for forced breeding.

Dan goes on to say, “I am not an ammosexual, whatever that means.”

Well, if he supports the Republican Party platform, which he seems to, based on his profile, then he is ammosexual. He supports guns above love and even life, Thanatos above Eros. I have several clients, I’m thinking of one in particular who does not have a gun, but he is ammosexual through and through. He loves guns like Prince William loves dildos, and he and he’s very well aware of the dangers of his fetish thanks to me, but also you know he pays attention. So, you can be ammosexual and not have a gun.

“Nor am I a Christofascists whatever that means.”

Well, actually on his profile page, he has a meme of someone holding the Bible and somebody in rainbows says, “don’t force your perspective on me,” and so the idea is that the Bible person is not forcing their perspective, but the rainbow person is. So, no excuse me, but you have a rather Christofascists meme on your profile.

MAX
You Right Wingers are just about the dumbest people that I’ve ever met. You’ve been brainwashed really bad.

Dr. SUZY
And then he says, “Nor am I a QAnon believer.”

Like someone should even take that seriously. Actually, he sounds like a former QAnon’er.

MAX
Did you cash any checks that were sent by the Liberal administration? Did you check? Did you cash any of them?

Dr. SUZY
Well, that doesn’t make him a QAnon’er.

MAX

No, no, no. But- I just… You know, I love these Right Wingers who get on the Lefties for socialism and then, “When is that check coming?”

Dr. SUZY
Well, I cashed Trump checks.

MAX
Well, yeah, but you know you- I cash.

Dr. SUZY
I understand people need money, so he’s not a QAnon believer. But it’s out of fashion now. That’s why I call QAnon’s attempted coup “Coup Anon,” because back then QAnon was more popular, and it was a QAnon-infused insurrection. You see them all over the place in all the footage of their little white riot.

MAX
Wasn’t Antifa- I thought it was Antifa myself?

Dr. SUZY
Well, that’s what the Trumpers try to say, but you look around and you see QAnon you see the signs you see the people it’s all there but it’s kind of fallen out of favor partly because hey, their prediction that Trump would stay president is not exactly true.

MAX
That’s one thing.

Dr. SUZY
Truth still has a place in our lives.

Dan continues, “But I am a conservative and a supporter of Donald Trump and those Republicans who support him and a MAGA supporter.”

Therefore, he is all those things I called him, because if he supports Donald Trump, who put the three Christofascist ammosexual Supreme Court Injustices in.

MAX
He just said it.

Dr. SUZY
And he’s a MAGA supporter, so I called him a MAGAt. He really is all the things I called him.

He writes, “Anyway, I guess that’s what makes me a danger.”

Actually, I didn’t say that he was a “danger.” I just said he was annoying.

He goes on to say, “I must be stopped. I must be silenced.”

You know what? I didn’t say that at all.

He says, “So much for freedom of expression.”

What? First of all, I’m keeping your comment on my page.  So, you are wrong Dan. I am not taking away your freedom of expression. Look at YouTube. Look at your own rightwing corporate controllers, when you worry about your freedom of expression, please look at Facebook itself. I know these people like to portray themselves as somewhat liberal and they have the rainbow flags, but seriously, they are billionaires who support your rightwing policies.

Now comes the interesting part.

He writes, “I have used your services. And I have enjoyed them immensely.”

MAX
And thank you for supporting us so that we can fight against the fascists.

Dr. SUZY
You gotta know that’s true Dan, you gotta know that we don’t get paid for our politics.

MAX
Yeah, then that’s-

Dr. SUZY
Therefore, we appreciate your business that helps support us.

MAX
We get the support of the Right.

Dr. SUZY
Your support buys me high heels and makeup and panties.

MAX
And give you pleasure.

Dr. SUZY
Yes, nice vibrators and yet, some of your financial support is also spent on doing this show just to make it run and put it out there in all its sexy lefty glory. So, we appreciate that Dan’s note is well written, but I just happen not to agree with the politics, nor do I agree with his assessment that I’m wrong about him. With all due respect. Dan, I am right, you are wrong about my assessment of you.

And I do not feel that I have silenced you in any way. Here you are on my profile uncensored! In fact, you’re on my fucking radio show. Fuck Da Rich! How rich are you, Dan?

“I have used your services and have enjoyed them immensely,” he says, “You can block me if you want.”

I don’t know if that’s a play on my name, but of course I won’t “block” you Dan. Do you want me to?

He says, “I have no ill will towards you,” and he puts the word “towards” twice, which is kind of cute, “towards you or anyone who follows you.”

MAX
OK.

Dr. SUZY
“I hope you have none towards me and I do not own a firearm of any sort. I do not spray bullets through windows like some people do. Be them on the right or on the left, but mostly mentally ill.”

Hmm… We can talk about that.

He continues, “But I do look forward to reading your book.” I guess he means The Bonobo way.

MAX
It’s The Bonobo Way, and there’s also The 10 commandments of Pleasure.

Dr. SUZY
He says, “I do look forward to reading your book and continue using your services or do I need your permission for that?”

Of course, you need my permission, Dan. I’m the Boss Lady! But you have my permission already and let me just say we have a lot of Trump supporters as clients. You guys need sex therapy more than anyone probably. And yes, there is such a thing as Post-Trump Sex Disorder, and it strikes all of us left and right. We have to deal with this all the time. It’s not even about Trump really. It’s about this era that we are in that in a way is symbolized by Trump and the dangers as I see it. As you see it, Trump is the Great Hope. I’m not going to say the W word for that, but you know what I mean by the Great Hope. That’s what he is for you. For me, Trump spells danger.

And yet, of course we believe in servicing you, helping you deal with your sexuality, your questions, your concerns, your desires, whatever you need, whether it’s serious telephone sex therapy, a discussion about your feelings or your past, what happened to you, your questions, like “How does this pegging thing work? I’ve been reading about the Prince of Pegging. Makes my butt sweat!”

So, you could have a question, or you could just want to have phone sex. That’s OK too. We will do that. We consider that a form of therapy. It certainly doesn’t hurt anybody unless you’re running up your mom’s bill on her credit card, that’s no good.

MAX
It’s therapy 999.

Dr. SUZY
But it doesn’t hurt anybody, all things considered. It’s a way to channel sexuality that’s actually very safe sex. It never will transmit a disease, and if you do have problematic fantasies, be they ammosexual or anything nonconsensual, then you can play those out on the phone with somebody and not hurt anybody, and we certainly believe in helping our conservative and our MAGA clients.

Many of our clients are in the South of these United States and in the Midwest, and they often disagree with me politically, although I’m thinking also of this gentleman who told me all about how he was a staunch Republican, supported Trump. But during the Trump administration, I guess it was in the thick of the Black Lives Matter movement, he really got involved with some black men. He already had that as a fantasy fetish desire. He’d been talking to me for a while about how he wanted to be sexual with African American men and this was like an opening to doing that, and it was also an opening into a different type of politics, and he changed his political views, and he did not vote for Trump in 2020.

It might have been a little bit my influence, but really, I’m not trying to influence anybody about politics when I’m doing sex therapy, not at all. I don’t force my politics on you, or even talk about it, unless you bring it up. But he told me that talking to these guys before and after sex – mostly after – they would talk about politics, and he realized he shouldn’t vote for Trump, and he didn’t. So, it is interesting how our sexuality and our politics can influence each other.

And yet I certainly do not hold anything against people, and I do feel that the kind of telephone sex. therapy that the Dr. Susan Block Institute does is good for everyone. And I will talk to anyone. I will talk to Putin. I will talk to anyone that needs the help. So, thank you for your support of our business, Dan, and you don’t have to worry, you can express yourself politically on my page. You can disagree with me. I might write something in response to you. I just saw this as I was starting the show. So, but I don’t mind having an intelligent discussion about politics. I don’t blame people on the right for feeling the way they do. I just don’t agree with them. And I think it’s important to be left, to be progressive, to be socialist, to be tolerant, to be liberal in the old-fashioned sense, not the neoliberal sense, not liberal with business, but liberal with your feelings, with other people’s feelings, with sexuality.

MAX
Reaching out to people who have less than we do.

Dr. SUZY
Absolutely, that was the old-fashioned definition of liberal.

MAX
Yeah, and you know I always hear this thing about socialism. And you know, before we retired our bill for medical, medical help was almost $2000 a month.

And all these right winger people say oh, it’s going to drive up our taxes and I said to myself, “Max, you fool, you’re paying $1700 a month. You could probably be paying $35.00 a month under social medicine.”

One last thing you hear me railing against the Christians and religions and listen, you guys can worship who you want, how you want, anytime you want, anywhere you want, but get the teachings number one straight, OK and understand who you’re following and #2 get off my ******* grass don’t tell me what I can abort. Don’t tell me what I can read. Don’t tell me any of that because it’s none of your business.

And with that, God bless you.

Dr. SUZY
Robert reminds us that “the wealthy have ways to reduce tax through investments, while the middle class gets taxed the most, and they make the investments very easy to pass on.”

MAX
Yes, of course.

Dr. SUZY
It’s all in the family we’ve been talking about family values tonight from the Prince of Pegging to the Sheriff of Beatings, and we’re also talking about Trump and Trump supporters needing sex therapy, about sex being under attack from everywhere from the supreme injustices, from the environment. Watch out for the monkey pox!  Hey, it’s becoming an epidemic up there in San Francisco.

So, I did a great interview or pre-interview with some producers that are going to do a show about public access on HBO probably. You should stay tuned for that.

And we gotta free Assange. Remember, War is started by lies. Usually, peace can be started by truth and Julian Assange was imprisoned for trying to make peace through truth in journalism.

My solution is “be Bonobo,” and if you like pegging, that’s cool.

If you like beating, well, get into consensual spanking, would you? Try some telephone sex therapy. Dan’s doing it, and somehow, he’s a decent citizen. He’s not shooting up the country. He disagrees with me, but I think our therapy is helping him to stay cool. I’m going take a little credit because I’m not sure how, but I can say a lot of right wingers are out there shooting up places. Some left wingers too, no doubt not as many. So, I have respect for you right wingers that keep it together and like I said, I’ve got clients who are total ammosexuals but do not own a gun. They are keeping it together.

On the other hand, if you understand the danger, do not support it politically. Even if you don’t own a gun, don’t support gun free-for-alls politically. So don’t kill us all.

MAX
Don’t support censorship. Don’t tell me what books I can read.

What are you, a Nazi?

Dr. SUZY
Well yeah, that too.

MAX
We gotta go, and we won’t be back for two weeks.

Dr. SUZY
We’ll be back.

MAX
Well, that’s… Well, no, I mean, we’ll be back, but we’re going to it every two weeks. Yeah, yeah, we’re here 24 hours a day actually. At fdrradio.com you can listen to shows 24 hours. You can tell your grandmother about them.

Dr. SUZY
That’s right. And we’re always there.

MAX
And all your friends, tell them it’s a very nice show… A little unusual.

Dr. SUZY
So, get pegged if you like to get beaten, then make it consensual. If you’re into that ammosexual thing, then get some therapy. Make Kink Not War. If you don’t know how to do that, look on our site. DrSusanBlockInstitute.com/kink. Or you can get kink therapy at 213-291-9497.

Make like bonobos! We didn’t talk too much about bonobos this time, but they make peace through pleasure. Female empowerment, male, well-being, sharing and lots of sex.

So, make like bonobos, not baboons, Make Love Not War. Make love to someone you love tonight, even if that someone is you. I love you.

Whatever you believe, I love you.

Show Length 01:38:21  Date: July 30, 2022

© July 30,  2022 Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 213-291-9497.