by Dr. Susan Block.

The “Show Me State” of Missouri is now in a “Spank Me” State of Misery, after bringing back corporal punishment, aka beating children, to public schools.  

I love spanking (and I have the Spank ‘n’ Art Journal to prove it)—but for consenting adults only—not for punishing kids.

Why? 1) Kids are minors and can’t legally consent, 2) Being spanked teaches them violence is the solution to problems, 3) Early childhood spanking lowers your IQ (see studies), 4) Being spanked at an early age can either traumatize you or give you a spanking fetish (better than a gun fetish, but still…) or both, and 5) Spanking children doesn’t “work,” that is, spanked children don’t “behave” any better than those who aren’t spanked; usually, it’s the opposite.

Nevertheless, school districts in MO, TX, LA and several other states are once again spanking children who “misbehave.”

Meanwhile, they keep banning books, many of which are sex-educational in nature. Interestingly, the Nazis’ first book-burnings (which were fiery book-bannings) roasted the sex-ed books of the Dr. Magnus Hirschfeld Institute. Watching old news reels of the books burnings is like seeing the short Weimar period of tentative democracy and sexual freedom going up in flames.

Could it happen here?

Spare the Rod, Give the Kid a Chance!

Now, much of our great country is determined to raise its next generation with dumbed-down brains and well-whacked bottoms, from forced breeding to corporal punishment with banned books and no free lunch.

So, with spanking in the news, it seems like a good time to spank the news. No, that’s not spanking the nudes; we can’t even show titties on YT, FB or IG, and YouTube even banished this live show to the “adult” gulag just because we talk about spanking in a sex-educational way.

Or maybe some YouTubers got turned on by the fabulous erotic spanking photos from past Dr. Susan Block Shows, all of which are available as screensavers and T-shirts—or we could make one into a spanking paddle, if your derriere so desires.

In any case, we want to establish (once again) a firm separation between “erotic spanking” or impact play—which is a fine form of recreational kink for consenting adults—and punitive spanking or paddling which is a lousy, usually abusive way to “discipline” kids.

Capt’n Max supports this view with a few harrowing—and in retrospect, kind of hilarious—childhood spanking stories, and we talk about how religion—most specifically, how the chastening violence of Christofascism puts extra zeal into the authoritarian smiting of the naughty, enhancing the sting between the spanks.

They need “Bodies Bodies Bodies,” aka cannon fodder.

Sadly, not everyone on the Love Train is on the same track regarding spanking; it’s such a divisive issue.

I understand overworked parents being at their wits end—and sure, the butt is better than the face—but I’m disheartened, though not surprised, that so many believe that striking your child anywhere is a good idea.

Birthday Spanking Ana

Well, we resolve our conflicts in a Bonobo Way when I give our Birthday Gal Ana (a consenting adult who loves all kinds of spankings) a celebratory Birthday Spanking right on the air.

Birthday Spanking Ana on FDR Radio.

More feliz cumpleaños ensue for Ana and fellow Birthday Boy Miguel, as well as Chico—the ridiculously adorable Spitz-Pomeranian fur-baby who was Ana’s birthday present two years ago, and has been such a great gift to all of us here in Bonoboville.

Happy Birthday Ana (using an air can to blow out candles in the Coronapocalypse), Miguel & Chico!      Video Still: Unscene Abe

Meanwhile, joining us in Twitter Spaces is multiple SUZY award winner Chris G from NJ, as he celebrates his graduation, spreading the Bonobo Way of Peace through Pleasure in New Jersey, and planning to take it to “space,” riding the Love Train like a “rocket” into the many galaxies of our beautiful world.

Loan Forgiveness for Da Rich

We spank Joe Biden (and not in a nice way) for not freeing Assange—who is suffering worse than spankings in Her Majesty’s Prison at Belmarsh.

However, we also give Joe kudos for granting some—though not nearly enough—student loan forgiveness.

The best part of announcement is the series of White House tweets pointing out how many GQP politicians critical of student loan forgiveness have had hundreds of thousands of dollars in PPP loans “forgiven.”

Really, the tweets make it crystal clear that the GQP wants loan forgiveness for themselves but not for you, because they really need YOU to be so poor and desperate you join their military!

In Indiana Rep Jim Banks’s own words, “Student loan forgiveness undermines one of our military’s greatest recruitment tools at a time of dangerously low enlistments.”

Can Congressman Banks be any clearer? They need “Bodies Bodies Bodies,” aka cannon fodder.

As George Carlin said, “War is rich old men protecting their wealth by sending lower and middle-class young men off to die”

We take a break from today’s issues to reminisce about last week’s epic throwback, “The Beauties & Bautista Wrestle with Desire,” broadcast live 12/10/2011  from the Soul of DTLA, when “The Beast,” aka Dave Bautista, aka Batista, aka The Animal, was in one corner, with five Beauties in another, and me as Referee, and  we Unleashed the Beast”… in a Bonobo Way.

We excavated Bautista from the archives at the request of Vice TV, whose documentary about us will be released any day now.

I was also just invited to be a guest on DOSED—Abby Martin’s new show with Mike Prysner. Abby and Mike recently interviewed our friend, Sex at Dawn and Civilized to Death author Dr. Chris Ryan. They talked about all kinds of fascinating aspects of human nature and civilization, questioning the entire concept of “progress,” but they didn’t talk about bonobos.

Abby and Mike get DOSED by Bonoboville from the Best Seat in the House. Photo: Jux Lii

So, I will! Time to get Doooooosed….

More Spanking Tails

Though there are many sights to see from the Love Train, we keep coming back to spanking, both the good (impact play for consenting adults) and the bad (corporal punishment employed by sadistic “educators” against helpless kids), quoting my Counterpunch publisher Jeffrey St. Clair who points out that the French philosopher Jean-Jacques Rousseau “sought to demolish” the educational mentality that “goodness” and “morality” had to be whipped into innocent children who, in fact, had the evils of society beaten into them.

Yes, but another piece of the puzzle is that Rousseau himself found spanking to be erotic, inspired by his frighteningly strict but charming young governess, a minister’s daughter named Mademoiselle Lambercier. Indeed, the philosopher spoke as “romantically” of Mlle. Lambercier’s spankings as he did regarding democratic government and the Social Contract.

This is not a witch hunt. It’s a BITCH hunt. And tRump is the bitch.

Several French philosophers of the “Enlightenment” savored their spankings—les Fessées—like fine wines (or perhaps a well-sauced rump roast!), the Marquis de Sade being perhaps the most extreme—having penned many of his more sadistic fantasies while imprisoned in the Bastille, where he was on the nonconsensual receiving end of such punishments. 

People who are beaten often have sadistic fantasies, and a certain sociopathic minority act on them… so should we be surprised when a few well-spanked students come back to school with their daddies’ guns?

In keeping with this FDR’s spanking theme and last FDR’s Trump Nukes explosion, we spank Trump again and again—in words and slideshow pictures—as the FBI, the DOJ, the State of NY and even FOX-TV are now taking turns spanking Trumpty Dumpty who will soon—hopefully, finally—have that great fall. Cue DOJ Batista Bomb Drop.

Spanking the Trump Turkey before we stuff it on Spanksgiving 2017 on The Dr. Susan Block Show. Photo: Rick Slick

Of course, the Great American Grifter is crying “Witch Hunt,” but that’s an insult to witches.

This is not a witch hunt. It’s a BITCH hunt. And tRump is the bitch.  He’s Putin’s bitch, he’s the Saudis’ Bitch, he’s Kim Jong Un’s bitch. He’s Christofascism’s bitch (just look at *his* Supreme Court).

Although calling this Trumposity a “bitch” is an insult to female dogs, feisty women and sissies.

The smart money is on him getting indicted—finally! On the other hand, dumb money often wins in America.

So, stay tuned and we will try to stay on track… “being bonobo,” even when under attack.

“SPANKING the NEWS” Transcript

MAX
From beautiful Arcadia, CA., from our house to your house, to your cardboard box, to your limousine, to your RV, to wherever you are right now, listen up carefully. Dim the lights. If you don’t have lights, don’t worry about it. There’s the moon and stars. But right now, I’m going to turn you over to Dr. Suzy…  who is going to enlighten us about what is going on in our schools, the world government, the White House…

Dr. SUZY
And our house.

MAX
And there she is!

Dr. SUZY
And your house… cause, we are spanking the news tonight on FDR, which is short for Franklin Delano Roosevelt, our 32nd President, who may or may not have been into spanking, but he was certainly into playing around and F.D.R. is also short for “Fuck Da Rich.”

Because FDR taxed the rich, and that’s essentially what we mean by “Fuck Da Rich,” although the rich need to get a good fucking, sexually, you know, just physically, and if that includes spanking and you’re a consenting adult, that’s great.

And that’s why tonight, if you’re watching our slide show that is playing along, you can see we are also celebrating a happy birthday to Ana and Miguel. And of course, for birthdays we often have birthday spankings, yes, spanking of consenting adults only is, in my opinion, great, but not for kids.

But in the opinion of certain Middle Americans, the “show me” state is now becoming the “spank me” state. That is the Cassville, Missouri School District Superintendent Merlin Johnson says, “Parents have said why can’t you paddle my student?”

Can you believe this?

They want students to be paddled by a teacher, possibly an armed teacher. Or possibly this student is armed.

And yes, he says, “the parents are asking for it, and we’re like, we can’t paddle your student. Our policy does not support that. There had been conversation with parents and there had been requests from parents for us to look into it.”

So, the poor superintendent – Merlin the Magician, and his Johnson – can’t help it. They just can’t help it. Especially the Johnson just can’t help it. They gotta spank these kids and what I say as your Love Doctor, your sexologist of the year, and friendly neighborhood sex therapist, is this:

Don’t spank kids. Just don’t.

Spank consenting adults. Only consenting adults who want to be spanked.

That is my motto when it comes to spanking, because I enjoy spanking adults as an erotic activity, that is. It’s relatively safe outercourse, no exchange of body fluids. You don’t even have to really even put on a mask. You’re not necessarily breathing each other’s air because you could use a whip. A spanking could be a hand, very intimate, or it could be with a long whip.

And we’re now showing a bunch of photos of different spankings and other things and all of our photos are available at https://DrBlocksPleasureShop.com/photos

So, Missouri is becoming the “Spank Me” state in addition to the “Show Me” state. But they’re not the only ones with schoolteachers spanking kids. There’s also Texas and Louisiana, where they’re fully armed and where they can’t get an abortion.

MAX
You gotta bear these kids.

Dr. SUZY
This is beyond forced breeding. We force you to give birth, and then we’ll spank your kid, with your permission of course, which you will give because you’re at your wits end with this kid that you can’t afford, didn’t want to have, should have aborted.

MAX
Same one they beat every night.

Dr. SUZY
Right. And then we’ll bankrupt your kid with student loans. And then maybe he’ll join our awesome army. They’re having a lot of trouble recruiting people, and I can understand why. More and more, people don’t want to join up. They can see through the hype. At this point, that’s one thing that all this information disinformation, misinformation, and correct information shows us, you just can’t hide certain basics, like the obvious truth that rampant expensive utterly useless killing is wrong.

And you don’t want to be involved in it.

So, I think that a lot of people see that that’s what the military industrial complex is about, and they don’t want to be a part of it. I mean, unless you’re working for the military industrial complex, and they get paid a lot of money, in which case, well, maybe you are getting something out of it.

It’s not worth it though.

MAX
Nope.

Dr. SUZY
So, we’re spanking Trump in some of these pictures. And Trump is getting spanked in the news. Or are they nudes? Or nukes? Last time we talked about Trump Nukes. And apparently Trump Nukes are still in the news. And it just looks like things are closing in on Mr. Trumpty Dumpty, and he’s going to have a great fall. At least, he should, you know, he’s escaped it before. It’s like one of these egg rolling games where they grease the egg, so it just slips around and nobody wins, so we’ll see. As his niece Mary Trump says, “Isn’t it enough now?”

Isn’t it enough that he’s guilty of stealing documents? Nuclear documents and other top-secret documents, obviously with criminal intent?

I can’t wait to see the video of the people going in and out of the little closet where he had these precious documents right off the pool at Mar-A-Lardo.

MAX
That’s correct, but they apparently did have video of not only that, but them changing documents into different boxes. So, you know, and as somebody brought up the other day, I wonder if all of that hasn’t been digitized.

Dr. SUZY
So, there’s Ana and Chico and me for Spanksgiving. If you’re watching the slide show, wearing our masks because Covid was not over, and it is not over. Trump might be over. And we are waiting, I guess, expecting, you know, like we’re pregnant with it. Now the Raid’s the thing. I mean, nobody is even talking about the insurrection now, right? Coup Anon is all gone in the news. Though it’s all the Christofascists.

MAX
Right, the Christofascists.

Dr. SUZY
That’s why I have my “Jesus Loves My Ass” panties on, ready to be spanked.

MAX
That depresses me and now I don’t know if he likes my ass.

Dr. SUZY
Well, I think he loves all our asses, Jesus does. At least, MY Jesus loves all our asses, I’m not sure about the Republican Jesus. But my Jesus loves my ass… and yours. Remember that!

All right. So, we’ve got Chris on Twitter. I guess we’re in the Twitter Spaces in addition to YouTube and in addition to IG and Facebook. Chris, are you on?

UNSCENE ABE
Are you there? Hello? Chris?

Dr. SUZY
Can you hear us?

CHRIS
I have missed you guys.

Dr. SUZY
Oh, hey, there you are.

CHRIS
Hey, hey, we’re back.

Dr. SUZY
Yes, and we’ve missed you too.

CHRIS
I’ve been busy. I’ve been busy like a bumble bee all over the place.

Dr. SUZY
Great, well, tell us, give us the short version.

CHRIS
I’ve been telling you, OK. I’m going to Asbury Park for the Pride marches in June. And of course, graduation in May, which was quite an achievement for me.

Dr. SUZY
Congratulations on getting your degree!

MAX
Yeah, congratulations.

Dr. SUZY
That’s great.

CHRIS
Yes, finally came along.

Dr. SUZY
We believe in higher edumacation for all.

CHRIS
Yes, we took a long time, a 20-year journey, but I fought like hell. I’m glad I got my degree, and I even did the Pride stuff this past June and even dug the Asbury Park March, which was really an extraordinary group. I think I posted pictures on the Facebook page.

I have been everywhere, and I will be everywhere again come October because I will be doing the Autism New Jersey Conference down in Atlantic City.

Dr. SUZY
Doing what?

CHRIS
Well, it’s the 40th annual Autism New Jersey Conference. They’ll be celebrating their 40th year promoting awareness on autism and the autism spectrum disorder community.

Dr. SUZY
Well, we’re very proud of you that you have become such a leader and activist in the autistic community and in the LGBTQ community and in your New Jersey community and in your graduating class and yeah, it’s great that you’re getting beyond those tropes about autism.

CHRIS
Yes, and not only that, but I’m still a soldier in the Peace Through Pleasure movement and I’ve never stopped looking for good.

Dr. SUZY
That’s awesome.

CHRIS
I’ve been listening to all that. I’ve been listening to your recent stuff already and I gotta tell you, you are taking off like a rocket.

Dr. SUZY
Ooooh, well, thank you.

CHRIS
Speaking of rocket, we got a biggie on Monday. Like a celebratory rocket, not a rocket-red-glare of war. Yes, and speaking of which, guess what the name of the rocket that’s going to be trying for the moon is this Monday?

It will be Artemis, the Goddess of Virginity and Childbirth, believe it or not?

Dr. SUZY
A great Goddess that’s such a conundrum.

CHRIS
No, I’ve been looking it up a little bit. Artemis, I think she was related to Apollo. I believe that there’s distance from him.

Dr. SUZY
She’s Apollo sister.

CHRIS
That’s right.

Dr. SUZY
They’re very close, very close.

CHRIS
Yeah, so-

Dr. SUZY
And Diana is her name in Roman mythology.

CHRIS
That’s kind of… Uh, so I can’t wait for the first launch of this big rocket on Monday morning at 8:13 in the morning. It’s a historic moment and I think there’s going to be some new leap forward in space exploration and let’s see if there’s peace through pleasure in space.

Dr. SUZY
Yes! Well, I guess there’s hope, maybe just because space is just so large and those pictures that we see of space are so beautiful, encouraging and impressive, making you feel that there could be beautiful cultures out there that perhaps do practice peace through pleasure, like the bonobos do right here.

CHRIS
Interstellar sex is next.

Dr. SUZY
But if we consider what we’re sending into space, like the Space Force, aka the Space Force, it looks like they’re even turning space into another place to make war. And so, yeah, the warriors are out there in space, so the peaceniks have to do our thing.

CHRIS
I’ve been looking at the pictures through that James Webb telescope. I mean, they are breathtaking. I mean, they’re seeing galaxies that we’ve never even thought about.

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, it makes you want to live there. And then you realize, oh wait, I already do live there.

MAX
You do? That’s not so bad, right?

Dr. SUZY
Anyway, we’re talking about spanking because they’re instituting spanking as punishment in certain schools. Did they have spanking in your school where you just graduated?

CHRIS
No, as a matter of fact, we never did have spanking in schools. We always had the tough love, we had detention and when I was in high school and stuff and we used to have detention or in-school suspensions and stuff like that, but no real spankings. For some oddball reason. I don’t know why.

Dr. SUZY
Well, maybe the oddball reason is because spanking is violent. Maybe in New Jersey, your school board understood that spanking is wrong. Spanking children is wrong, that is. But some people do it.

CHRIS
Well, I know.

Dr. SUZY
That’s my opinion.

CHRIS
I can’t hear you now. Anyway, keep it up, Dr. Block. I look forward to talking to you again, and let’s look towards better days ahead and reach for the stars.

Dr. SUZY
Right, let’s spank those stars because they’re old enough, they’re consenting adults.

CHRIS
Haha. Good, take care.

UNSCENE ABE
Hey, yeah.

MAX
Take care.

UNSCENE ABE
Take care.

Dr. SUZY
That’s our graduate. I wonder if he was spanked. I was just going to ask when he said he couldn’t hear.

MAX
He said he wasn’t.

Dr. SUZY
He was not spanked in school, but maybe by family.

MAX
No, not in school.

Dr. SUZY
The family home is a place that a lot of people are spanked. And who am I to say what to do with your family?  Although I will say that spanking lowers your IQ a few points. It’s been proven according to studies.

Dr. SUZY
If you’re doing it to a child that is growing, whose brain is growing, whose body is growing, whose spirit is growing, then the spanking is harmful. It also teaches the child that violence is the answer to problems. It ain’t peace through pleasure, let’s put it that way.

But you know, once you grow up, a spanking can be great, if you like it, it’s fun. You can regulate it, just do it as much as you want, do it with a whip like my fiber optic whip that I’ve got here from Goddess Phoenix. Thank you, Goddess Phoenix. Or you can spank by hand, OTK or paddle.

So, Michael Barton says, “Spare the rod, spoil the child, put the fear of God in them, just like my father did. But I turn out OK.”

Well, who am I to judge how OK you are, Michael Barton? But I certainly disagree about spanking children, and by the way, that line is not exactly in the Bible (I’ve looked for it), although the Bible is certainly very violent and does encourage you to beat everybody, including children, yes.

The Bible encourages you to kill your child. That’s what Abraham does with Isaac, on the instructions of God. He agrees to kill Isaac as a sacrifice to God. Until God says, “Nah…  Do it to the ram.”

Oh, the poor sheep! And poor Isaac, he was traumatized by almost being killed by his father who was told to sacrifice his son by God.

So yes, violence is definitely preached a lot in the Old Testament, though interestingly, not so much by Jesus. I mean, he overturns the tables, but that’s about money and it’s sort of like what Antifa does, you know, destruction of property. But not killing anybody.

Adrianna G says, “in my opinion, spanking instills fear of the parent and prevents a child from wanting to be open and honest.”

Right, most of the kids do these things they’re spanked for anyway. Or at least think real hard about them. And when you spank a kid, it’s like you’re cementing that feeling of whatever it is into your kid. It also cements a feeling that I don’t want to tell my parent because they’re going to spank me. And spanking is quite different than detention, being told to stay in your room without your devices, whatever. These are bad. And believe me, as a child, I got grounded dozens of times. I got a spanking like, twice. And I sexualized it, of course. I don’t think my parents meant to, but to me it was. But 99.9% of the time I was punished with words and restrictions which I hated. Often, I wanted to be spanked. But in retrospect, I’m glad my parents didn’t spank me. It would have been wrong. So, I grew up into a peacenik, a peace-through-pleasure-nik, and I’m proud of it, and I think we all should be peaceniks of some kind or we’re going to destroy this beautiful planet we are on in that great universe we see through those wonderful pictures from the James Webb telescope.

Railena says “I agree that spanking should only be done consensually with adults.”

Yes, a child cannot consent.

When I was a kid, I asked my parents to spank me. But I’m glad they didn’t.

Did you get spanked, Max?

MAX
I never got spanked.

Dr. SUZY
How did you get punished?

MAX
How did I get punished? You know, I don’t remember getting punished a lot. So yeah, no, I never got spanked.

Dr. SUZY
You are such a good boy.

MAX
But now when I was a little boy, but right before we came to this country, I was five years old and a couple of years before, and my parents had these friends and these friends had a daughter that was my age, and we would go over there to spend time, and every time I went over there and we would say good evening and so forth and so on. And then the little girl will get a head slap from the father.

UNSCENE ABE
Oh yeah.

MAX
And you say that’s just so you don’t do anything wrong before the poor girl did anything, a preventive spanking. A maintenance spanking.

And having said that and done that, we went off to play, and we’d get under the bed and play Doctor. Yeah, that’s what we did anyway.

Dr. SUZY
Well, yeah, it’s kind of funny, because spanking does certainly sexualize the situation, even if it’s not sexual to begin with, because, after all, it is happening to your butt.

And of course, I understand the butt is better than other parts. You don’t want to hit their face. The butt has the most padding. But it’s very close to the genitals.

Jux Lii says, “Awful advice from Michael in regards to spare the rod, spoil the child.”

Yes, well, I agree. We share our love with you, Michael, and I will read what you wrote, but we don’t believe in using the rod on children. By the way, Jux Lii makes rods for adults for this purpose. For paddles and whips and floggers beautiful Jux Leather. But they’re not for children, not for using on children, or for children to use. They’re adult toys, because adults need toys, adults need playtime.

Michael says he’s in the Philippines on vacation, and he misses us. So, we have nothing against Michael. We just disagree and we would not want to be his kid.

And Michael does also qualify and says, “There’s spanking and then there’s abuse.” And I guess I more or less agree there’s different levels of abuse and spanking is a low level of abuse, though it depends on how hard you do it and how often as to how bad a level it is.

MAX
Well, can I interject a little?

Like I said that I’ve never been spanked. The only time I’ve ever been spanked is when I was at my summer camp, and I got caught kissing a girl in the cornfield. And boy, did I get a spanking. They whacked me with a board over the-

Dr. SUZY
And where was this?

MAX
Well, this was, of course, in that beautiful, friendly- down in Georgia. That’s where the Georgia…

Dr. SUZY
Well, we love our Southern Comfort people, we do love you. But it apparently is true that you all are into this corporal punishment thing, as well as this book banning thing, it goes together and it’s one reason that most of our military volunteers come from that part of the country is because you hit each other starting from an early age and then start shooting each other, and then we have tragedy.

Of course, it leaks over, and we’ve got people that do that too, and I’m the first to acknowledge that there are great people in Texas and Louisiana and Missouri. And if you’re talking about the “show me” state, meaning consenting-adult exhibitionism, I’m all for it.

Harry on YouTube says, “Every girl I’ve ever been with loves a little bit of spanking in the bedroom.”  Now I believe that what Harry means is “every woman” he’s been with… You gotta differentiate these days, but I’m going to give Harry the benefit of the doubt, although he could be talking about high school, but I think he means the women he’s been in relationships with, not actual girls.

Because we do not encourage the spanking of girls. For women, yes, if they like it, if it’s consensual.

And men.  I spank men, I spank women, I spank trans, I spank nonbinary. I spank all kinds of people and there I am spanking BeLive, if you’re watching the slideshow live, and I also spank Danielle with The Bonobo Way. I like to give a book spanking, because you either read The Bonobo Way or you get RED by it. Red on the tush.

Some BDSM groups use that term corporal punishment, but there’s a big, big difference of course, when it’s among consenting adults.

We are seeing corporal punishment coming back in schools. My publisher on Counterpunch, Jeffrey St. Clair, calls it “a grisly instance of religious practice infecting the public sphere. Fetuses—”

That’s not fetishes, that’s fetuses inside the mom that are not babies, but that are given more rights than the mom these days.

So, Jeffrey goes on, “fetuses are pure, but children are born into a state of sin.”

How’s that? How does that add up?

“They are guilty of something sinister from their first breath and must have the goodness and morality whipped into them.” And that is what Jeffrey says is the educational mentality that Jean Jacques Rousseau sought to demolish.

MAX
Oh, I see.

Dr. SUZY
Brian is watching himself get spanked on Facebook. That’s great. Sometimes life just lines up like a miracle.

Anyway, Jeffrey says “this is the educational mentality that Jean Jacques Rousseau sought to demolish. Children, Rousseau argued, were born innocent and the evils of society beaten into them. Let us lay it down as an incontrovertible rule that the first impulses of Nature are always right. There is no original sin in the human heart. The how and why of the entrance of every vice can be traced…” to civilization, to what humanity is doing to us. Very true.

But I think it’s kind of funny that Jeffrey. Hi, Jeffrey, I like what you wrote about Jean Jacques Rousseau, one of my heroes, but you didn’t get in there how he loved spanking. And he was spanked as a child. This is what sometimes spanking a child will do. It instills a fetish for spanking into the adult, which I’m not saying is a bad thing.

MAX
Or the adult already has the fetish.

Dr. SUZY
The adult who does the spanking might have the fetish, not the child.

MAX
Yes, not the child.

Dr. SUZY
Though the child may well pick up the fetish, like Rousseau did. He was spanked by a nanny who was very rough on him.

MAX
Right.

Dr. SUZY
And he kind of lived in fear of her. Like a lot of boys who live in fear, he eroticized her presence and her activities as a painkiller against the pain she was making him suffer. That’s what sexuality, sexual fantasies, sexual feelings often do. They eroticize what’s happening as a painkiller.

MAX
Right.

Dr. SUZY
And so that’s what Rousseau did, he eroticized the pain of spanking just to be able to endure it, and eventually, he found that he liked it as an adult.

MAX
So, I have a very good example of that. My uncle, who grew up with a governess and so forth, was caught masturbating by this German governess who basically beat the shit out of him.

Dr. SUZY
Right.

MAX
Meaning she whacked his ass and whacked his head, and he told me that story.

Dr. SUZY
She whacked a spanking fetish into him.

MAX
Many years later when I was growing up, he says now he can’t cum unless somebody runs in and starts to spank him. So, his wife has to run in and spank him for them to have sex.

Dr. SUZY
Wow. Yes, sometimes spanking desires comes out of this type of life experience. So yeah, John Jacques Rousseau did enjoy spanking, and he spoke as romantically about spankings as he did regarding Democratic government and the Social Contract. Yes, Jean-Jacques loved him some spankings because of his childhood probably. People like spankings for many, many reasons, but childhood often figures into it, and he was spanked by this governess.

Several French philosophers of the Enlightenment appear to have savored their spankings.

Dr. SUZY
Les Fessées as they say en Francais.

MAX
Oui, oui.

Dr. SUZY
Jeffrey St. Clair should know about this. All the spanking lovers in France.

The Marquis de Sade, of course, took it to a little extreme, but the Marquis didn’t just have a governess spanking him, he had the king’s guards whipping him.

MAX
Lashes, lashes.

Dr. SUZY
And of course, he was lashing people too. And often it’s like this sadomasochistic cycle. And with him it was quasi consensual with some of the people he did it with, but some not others, and I think it was class oriented, which is sad. He mistreated lower class prostitutes, and that’s not right, because FDR.

Fuck Da Rich. Spank Da Rich. Beat Da Rich. Beat Trump. I mean, he’s not just rich, he’s a criminal. So’s the whole Trump Crime Family. I can’t believe he did it all by himself, right?

I think he just looked at Top Secret stuff and thought, “I’m going to show this to Jared.” Probably Jared. I mean, he’s not going to show Melania, or Junior.  And Jared got $2 billion. Why did he get 2 billion?

And I’m beating Trump, if you’re watching the slide show. And I’m also beating GW Bush in these pictures, spanking George W Bush for invading Iraq. He admitted to it when he was trying to criticize Putin for invading an innocent country that had not invaded him, that had not attacked him, that maybe posed a threat. But why invade that country? George W Bush, he was trying to say “this was a brutal, unjustifiable invasion of Iraq – I mean Ukraine.” So, he knew that it was a brutal, unjustifiable invasion of Iraq that he had presided over with the help of Dick Cheney? Speaking of which, bye bye Liz and no, no regrets. We won’t miss you. Thanks for trying to get Trump out. You failed. But, you know, I give her credit for that.

MAX
Hey, I give it credit for trying, yeah.

Dr. SUZY
Thank you, Liz.

MAX
But your politics suck.

Dr. SUZY
You voted with Trump all the time.

MAX
Right.

Dr. SUZY
And your dad. You should repudiate your dad. You shouldn’t be using him as a prop. That’s disgusting. It reminded me of how awful he was. Before that, I just thought you were another kind of blonde.

But back to spanking and book banning. It seems the GQP is trying to bring back spanking for kids while repudiating other types of non-procreative recreational sexual activities, including banning books on these types of activities, not just procreational activity about Mommy and Daddy making babies, but about sex for pleasure, like the Bonobo Way, sex that doesn’t pollute. Maybe a consenting adult spanking that also doesn’t pollute but that just gives you a key in your motor, you know, makes you feel good in your tushie, makes you feel erotically alive. It’s fun for an adult to get a spanking on their tushie. Some adults.

Not everybody likes it. I know some people are traumatized by childhood spankings so they can’t stand it. Some people who were spanked as children, they can’t even handle a friendly spanking as adults, they’re too traumatized by having been abused with spanking as a child, and they can’t even talk about it, and they certainly don’t want to do it, and they shouldn’t do it.

MAX
Yeah, that is very interesting.

Dr. SUZY
“Mandatory spankings for Politicians.” Haha okay.

Abe, are you saying that or is that something else?

UNSCENE ABE
Some words just floated in my mind, so I came up with that.

Dr. SUZY
Ok, mandatory spankings for politicians, yes.

MAX
Politicians at $5 a minute. Right, sure, they should pay.

Dr. SUZY
A lot of politicians really like spankings because they spank so many of us regular citizens in real life, financially and in terms of our rights, so they like a real spanking.

MAX
Right.

Dr. SUZY
Usually, they like to be spanked in private by a Dominatrix. I wish more dominatrixes would come forward about it, but at the same time, I respect the clients’ privacy and I respect the Dominatrixes keeping it private. And it’s still good work they’re doing to help these people out.

In fact, I wish a good Dominatrix would spank Putin… and everybody in NATO, including Biden, for keeping that war going that only helps the war profiteers. Make love not war! Make kink not war. Be bonobo!

Although I think Biden is doing some good things now. He bailed out some students, not all and not enough at all. But he helped out a few with a few loans. And I think it’s a good start. I think more should be bailed out. I think these poor people should get a little help because the rich are already getting bailed out. Wall Street is getting bailed out. The military industrial complex is getting bailed out. The bankers are getting bailed out.

MAX
Car companies.

Dr. SUZY
And the politicians, you know, I think it was so awesome that the White House put out a series of tweets that show these Republican politicians making pious tweets about how it’s terrible that they’re forgiving a little student debt, that debt is something that responsible people should take responsibility for, and then the White House posts: Here’s what PPP loan this politician were forgiven, usually in the hundreds of thousands of dollars, sometimes in the 1,000,000 million dollar range.

MAX
In the millions.

Dr. SUZY
Well, none of these students are bailed out to that extent. They’re bailed out for peanuts and you’re crying, you who steal from the COVID Relief Fund? Shame on you. You should be spanked… in a consenting way. After all, I am not into hitting people I disagree with politically, but I am into spanking.

MAX
It’s a pleasure.

Dr. SUZY
I made a whole fantastic magazine about it.

Here’s Trump getting spanked, surrounded by atomic bombs.

MAX
Where can we get this magazine?

Dr. SUZY
You can get this fabulous magazine on DrBlocksPleasureShop.com.

MAX
Yes. You find everything in the shop.

Dr. SUZY
And Jux Lii happened to do the cover photo for this magazine of me holding a spanking paddle that I lost. If anybody out there took this spanking paddle out of Bonoboville, if you return it, I will spank you, because you probably want to be spanked. I will not let you spank me because it was wrong of you to steal it. But I won’t charge you anything or turn you in. I would just love to get this spanking paddle back.

Indiana representative Jim Banks says, “Student loan forgiveness undermines one of our military’s greatest recruitment tools at a time of dangerously low enlistments.”

It’s amazing how the GQP sometimes just shows their true face of evil, and representative Jim Banks of Indiana is basically saying that he needs you to be poor so that he can exploit you. That’s why he needs you to be poor and doesn’t want your student loans paid off. Because hey, the Perma Wars need troops.

MAX
They need troops to protect the assets that they own around the world.

Dr. SUZY
They need you just for factory work because America doesn’t actually have factories anymore. No, they want you in the military.

MAX
To protect their yachts and mansions.

Dr. SUZY
Risking your life.

MAX
Yeah, risking your life. Always risking your life.

Dr. SUZY
And risking your sanity because you might have to kill somebody with a drone or something. You think, oh well, it’s OK, I’ll just push a button. No big deal. But you know what? Turns out it is a big deal. It messes you up forever, like a really bad spanking on your brain.

MAX
Gotta get on the Bonobo Way Road.

Dr. SUZY
Get on the Bonobo Way. El Camino del Bonobo.

MAX
Hey, that’s very good. El Camino del Bonobo. I speak Spanish now.

Dr. SUZY
Seek El Camino del Bonobo.

MAX
I wish it you know; I’m slowly learning Spanish.

Dr. SUZY
Let’s get Ana and Miguel out here, it’s their birthday.

MAX
Oh, Ana, Miguel, still birthday- the day of the birth.

Dr. SUZY
So, in the meantime, while we’re finding them, these Republicans like Jim Banks, they want you to know that they’re exploiting your poverty to get you to enlist. They don’t want to forgive your loans. They want their loans forgiven. Of course, everybody wants to be forgiven for their loans, so we gotta spread it around. We can’t all have everything, so we spread it around. Isn’t that a simple concept?

But if you’re allowed to do whatever you want in capitalism, then the people who scramble to the top who are usually sociopaths, they wind up controlling everything, so they exploit you like Jim Banks.

UNSCENE ABE
Ha ha.

MAX
Ha ha.

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, and then they vote against your health care.

MAX
Ha ha.

Dr. SUZY
So, we’re showing our Bautista show right now. It’s called “Beauties and Bautista Wrestle with Desire” featuring Dave Bautista, that’s right.

MAX
But it’s going to, it’s going to change very soon in a few hours, so this is your last chance to see it easily.

Dr. SUZY
To see it right on the live channel or in the Bonobo lounge. But you can always see it at https://drsusanblock.com/beauties-bautista-wrestle

MAX
It’s a great show.

Dr. SUZY
And it is now also playing on all platforms, although we do have to censor it because it does involve quite a bit of explicit X-rated activity.

MAX
Censorship sucks.

Dr. SUZY
Featuring the Beast AKA, Dave Bautista AKA the Animal in one corner, and the Beauties in another and me as the referee, as we Unleash the Beast… in a Bonobo Way. And it was broadcast live on December 10th, 2011. So, in some ways we’ve progressed since then, and in some ways we’ve regressed. But it was a different time, a very different time. And so, it’s interesting to watch for that reason. So, Tune in to “Beauties and Bautista Wrestle with Desire.”

Are you wrestling with your desires? Well, you could give us a call.

MAX
Give us a call.

Dr. SUZY
We can help you. We might pin you to the mat. But we might help you wrestle like Jacob wrestled with the Angels, like we all wrestle with our feelings.

So, check it out. Beauties and Bautista, with Angela Summers and Destiny Dixon and Tasia Sutor and Victoria White and Samantha Saint. And Anthony Lee Winn, the artist who did Stripperella with Stan Lee… from the old days of the Speakeasy in Bonoboville, in the soul of downtown LA.

MAX
A legendary and real Speakeasy in the modern, modern times, really.

Dr. SUZY
Right. Although we didn’t sell liquor illegally, we weren’t that kind of Speakeasy.

MAX
No, no we didn’t. Sadly, we gave it away.

Dr. SUZY
We always gave it away… like we give away all of our knowledge, my darling.

And it’s birthday time.

MAX
And yes, it is in studio.

Dr. SUZY
We’re celebrating Ana and Miguel. So happy Birthday so happy birthday.

MAX
Well, there’s Chico. Quack, quack.

Dr. SUZY
And so how do you feel on your birthday?

ANA
Great.

MAX
Look at that.

Dr. SUZY
You look great.

ANA
Thank you.

Dr. SUZY
How’s your birthdays going? Ana, it’s been your birthday all day.  Miguel, it’s about to be your birthday.

MAX
Any minute.

Dr. SUZY
So how are you feeling, Birthday Gal Ana?

ANA
I’m feeling great.

MAX
Ana went to Hawaii, Darling.

ANA
Yes, I went to Hawaii to celebrate too.

Dr. SUZY
Right, you were celebrating a lot of birthdays in Hawaii.

ANA
Yes, thank you.

MAX
I was left in the kitchen by myself.

Dr. SUZY
Yes, I noticed. How do you feel Birthday Boy Miguel?

MIGUEL
Perfecto. Thank you so much.

MAX
This is Miguel.

Dr. SUZY
Well, thank you both so much for being part of Bonoboville.

ANA
Thank you so much.

Dr. SUZY
In addition to your family, you are part of our community.

MAX
Second, this guy, he builds all our studios.

ANA
Thank you.

MIGUEL
Thank you.

MAX
He builds the bars; he built the stages. He’s built all you know.

MIGUEL
It’s a little crazy.

MAX
Happy birthday.

MIGUEL
Happy birthday.

ANA
You bet.

Dr. SUZY
OK, we love you, Ana and Miguel, and Chico too.

MAX
And Chico.

ANA
Thank you so much. Thank you.

Dr. SUZY
You got Chico as a birthday present two years ago.

ANA
Yeah, yes. Two years ago, I remember this. We got Chico two years ago. Well, I was like- oh yeah!

MAX
All right, he was like this little thing.

MIGUEL
Well, well.

Dr. SUZY
Wow, there’s a picture of us on Max’s birthday if you’re watching the slideshow.

MAX
Wow, that’s a great photo.

MIGUEL
Thank you.

Dr. SUZY
Oh Chico, don’t get fussy now. This is Hollywood.

MIGUEL
Very excited.

MAX
I am not ready for this scene please.

ANA
Thank you.

Dr. SUZY
Come on baby, light my fire.

ANA
This is my second family. How you doing, my family?

Dr. SUZY
You’ve with us since 2009, Ana and Miguel. Thank you, Sara, for introducing Ana and Miguel to us. Sara Sioux, we love you!

ANA
Thank you, Sara, for everything.

Dr. SUZY
So were you spanked as a child, Ana?

ANA
Yes, I remember my mom always spanked me.

Dr. SUZY
Always? Did you like it, or did you hate it?

ANA
I like it.

Dr. SUZY
You like it now? Or then?

ANA
I like it now, but then, I always run when my mom comes.

Dr. SUZY
I say: don’t spank kids. Did you spank your kids?

ANA
Oh yes.

Dr. SUZY
Oh, you did? OK, well then, you disagree with me.

MAX
That’s a hit and miss.

ANA
Goodness, yeah.

MAX
Hit and miss.

Dr. SUZY
Well, everyone in the world can’t agree with me. But we love you anyway. Did you ever get spanked for your birthday?

ANA
I would like to.

Dr. SUZY
Well, let’s do it. Come on over here. I’ll give you a spanking.

MAX
Probably come around here.

MIGUEL
Yeah, yeah.

Dr. SUZY
OK, with Chico. You hold Chico, and it’s your birthday. So, turn around. Lower the camera so you can see me spank her butt. It’s no fun to do her back, even though that’s what the medieval flagellants did.

All right! Ana is getting spanked for her birthday! How many?

MIGUEL
More strong.

Dr. SUZY
More strong, OK, with the hand. There we go. OK.

SPANKING SOUND – Whack whack whack whack whack.

MIGUEL
Yummy. Yummy.

ANA
You gotta do 50. Harder, harder, harder.

Dr. SUZY
Harder, harder, more, more. I’m not counting though. Is anybody counting?

MAX
Now you gotta count.

ANA
It feels good.

MIGUEL
Yummy, yummy.

SPANKING SOUND – Whack whack whack whack whack.

Dr. SUZY
OK, I think I must have done 50 years all right and here’s 12 more for good luck.

SPANKING SOUND – Whack whack whack whack whack.

ANA
Thank you.

Dr. SUZY
Well, now everyone knows Ana likes it. You like spanking so much that my arm is worn out before your ass is!

ANA
Yes!

Dr. SUZY
Wow. OK, so let’s have some applause for Ana taking more of a Birthday Spanking than her birthday years.

GROUP
Applause.

MAX
Alright, very good, very good.

ANA
Thank you.

Dr. SUZY
But I’ll have to get one of the Jux Lii paddles next time so I can go longer and harder.  I wasn’t really expecting to do that right now, but I did it.

MIGUEL
It was fun.

Dr. SUZY
Have you ever been spanked on your birthday?

MAX
Well, yeah, I have because you spanked me.

Dr. SUZY
I spanked you, that’s true, birthday spankings, maybe a few others.

MAX
But I never got spanked as a kid.

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, I only was spanked a couple of times and it was kind of erotic because my brother was watching.

If you’re watching the slideshow, you’ll see us spanking Trump a lot. And it appears that Trump really is getting spanked this week, and the MAGAts are quieter now That the affidavits in the Trump raid have been released, citing prior discovery of secret documents.

MAX
Ha ha.

Dr. SUZY
To me, the stealing of these documents is just not as visceral as the Coup Anon attempt to take over the capital and cancel the election, which was very violent with flat poles of the Confederacy beating the police.

And so right now we’re showing Miguel and Anna at another birthday with Betsy their old dog.

ANA
Hey, hey, Betsy!

Dr. SUZY
The old bitch. Betsy was a great bitch. And we have a fruit bouquet for a birthday cake.

MAX
There. Wow, look at that. I made a beer popsicle.

Dr. SUZY
That sounds great.

MAX
No, no, it was really delicious.

Dr. SUZY
I wouldn’t like it.

MAX
And I put some pineapple in it, pineapple pieces inside. Well, was that delicious?

Dr. SUZY
Beer popsicle? Yech. But maybe a lemon shandy for me.

MAX
That’s what it is so…

Dr. SUZY
So, Trump is calling the raid a “witch hunt,” of course, which is an insult to witches.

MAX
Right, of course.

Dr. SUZY
It’s more of a Bitch Hunt.

MAX
Right. He would like to say that.

Dr. SUZY
And Trump is the Bitch.

Dr. SUZY
Although that’s kind of an insult to great bitches like Betsy, you know, beautiful female dogs. Also, to strong women and sissies. Gosh, every word is an insult to somebody these days. You can’t talk anymore, which maybe is good.

MAX
Right. We’ll all shut up.

Dr. SUZY
We can be mimes!

MAX
Yeah.

Dr. SUZY
Trump certainly is a “bitch” in the street vernacular ha-ha sense of the word, but the ha-ha on us, because he was our President.  Trump is Putin’s Bitch, of course.

UNSCENE ABE
Oh, right.

Dr. SUZY
He’s been Russia’s Bitch since at least the 1990s, when all those Russians started buying condos in his towers that nobody else would live in.

MAX
Well, they wouldn’t give the kid $2 billion unless they were getting something.

Dr. SUZY
That’s the Saudis that gave Jared $2 billion for nothing. So yeah, Trump’s also the Saudi’s Bitch. MbS’ Bitch.

MAX
Oh, the Saudis. Yep. Yeah.

Dr. SUZY
And obviously, so is Jared who seems to me to have the knowledge, patience and criminal mind to sell U.S. top secrets to the Saudis. After all, remember who his daddy is. Jared would recognize that these documents really are worth something, and that they ought to be absconded with, although maybe he didn’t come up with absconding. He just came up with the idea that they’re important, they’re valuable, and when it comes to the whole Trump Crime Family, value is about getting it on the marketplace immediately because they need cash. Trump’s always broke for some reason.

MAX
I’m always amazed at these poor people that get caught up in this, sending him money and wearing these MAGA hats and shirts and so forth.

Dr. SUZY
Oh yeah.

MAX
But you’re so taken in, you MAGAts, this guy pays less taxes than you do.

Dr. SUZY
Oh, definitely.

MAX
Yeah, yeah.

Dr. SUZY
Trump is such a grifter. He’s grew up grifting from his own Dad, then other businesspeople and workers, then America, and he’s trying to grift this right now. This raid that he calls a witch hunt is now his grift, his latest sale to his MAGAts, that this is a witch hunt. But it is a Bitch Hunt, and he’s the Bitch.

MAX
Every dime, yeah, yeah, he takes.

Dr. SUZY
And he is also Kim Jong Un’s Bitch.

And he is Christofascism’s Bitch. Look how they got him to Christianize the Court. He didn’t even want to, but he’s Christofascism’s Bitch. And right on time, if you’re watching the slide show, you see that “Jesus Loves My Ass,” and it is about to be spanked on the show. And those lovely panties were given to me by an early anti-Christofascist friend when the Christofascist movement was actually reaching a certain crescendo under George W Bush. That is one other reason that I spank Dubya so exuberantly, because he really was into that Christofascism, yeah, he was all about Jesus saving his life and everybody should get Jesus like he did, and all this faith-based this and faith-based that.

MAX
Listen, you know what? Most of these people can’t read, and when they can read, they can only read their view of it but-

Dr. SUZY
Well, see, that’s the other side of spanking, banning books.

MAX
But what they teach, what they teach is the opposite of what actually Jesus, if he existed, taught just the opposite.

You don’t help the poor. You don’t get your feet massaged or a blowjob.

Dr. SUZY
Because they learn their Jesus from the memes I guess, or from their politicized preacher. They don’t read the Bible or much of anything because that’s the other part of the movement, to spank the body and restrict the mind.

MAX
Yeah, these guys, as you said earlier or Jeffrey said, of course, you start out, your head gets pulled out, and then they throw water on you.

Dr. SUZY
Right. And now it’s forced breeding. It’s not just a birth that’s wanted, but a birth that’s not wanted.

MAX
It’s criminal. Criminal.

Dr. SUZY
And yes, that’s what I say. It’s forced breeding.

MAX
It’s human trafficking.

Dr. SUZY
And then to abuse the child in so many terrible ways, no welfare, no health care, and now corporal punishment in school.

MAX
You guys are looking for human traffickers.

Dr. SUZY
It’s just what we’re doing in America right now. And I guess to some extent, many in the world are going this way. There’s that Viktor Orban in Hungary, and there are quite a few out there going the Christofascist way.

MAX
It’s terrible.

Dr. SUZY
Not that the Islamofascist Way is a good idea either, like that guy that wanted to kill Rushdie or the Judeofascist way, the Israeli fascist way that practices apartheid in Israel. So, I’m not just picking on the Christos here. It’s just that here in America there’s a lot of Christofascism and it believes it’s spanking children and it’s really because of adult fetishes, of course, that need to be dealt with, but that aren’t. But if you have these fetishes, you should talk to a spanking therapist, or maybe get a spanking yourself as therapy. Assuming you’re an adult, you could do that, and there’s nothing wrong with it. We encourage it. We encourage adults who consent to get spanked, to enjoy it, to explore it, both the pain and the pleasure. Hopefully the pleasure will outweigh the pain, but there’s a lot of elements to it that we discuss in Spanking for Adults, actually – oh that’s a video of ours. This is Spank ‘n’ Art Speakeasy Journal. We have so many spanking products!

MAX
Right.

Dr. SUZY
And of course, we have spanking phone sex therapy that you can get if you call this number, you would not be on the show, you would just get a friendly receptionist. The number is 213-291-949.

MAX
Yeah, and for all you people that have been listening to all of this but haven’t called in or haven’t commented, don’t come back next week. We love you.

Dr. SUZY
OK, so Bianca Bae says she’d rather have her man spanking her, then spending time spanking kids. Well, yeah, Bianca Bae. I think she has kids, I’ve heard, and yes, she’d rather have her man spanking her than spanking kids and I certainly agree.

MAX
13 minutes.

Dr. SUZY
Daniel Brenton says “Yes, indeed, spanking the young inhibits the mind and reduces their growth while introducing violence.”

MAX
That’s the problem in Missouri.

Dr. SUZY
Yes, and that’s the problem in Texas.

MAX
They’re spanking children.

Dr. SUZY
It’s one of the problems in Texas, there are many. But it’s a serious problem when you spank and hurt the bodies of children and then also ban the books that help their minds to understand their bodies.

MAX
And the books. No, no, this is, these guys have been doing this for years. These religious people who they have the God, and this one has the God, and this one can’t do this and that. It’s killing us and also making all these babies, it’s killing us.

Dr. SUZY
David D on Youtube says, “Student loans are a horrible form of financial slavery that will fuck our country in the long term.” I think he means “fuck” not in a good way, and I agree. That’s why I support Biden’s toe in the water of this issue. He really needs to step up and do a little more. But good start!

UNSCENE ABE
Oh yeah.

MAX
They’ve had some victories now on the environment. They switched some Republicans, you know.

He’s very slow hands, steady.

Dr. SUZY
Well, all right, I wish it were more and faster, but at least something is getting done.

MAX
‘Cause he’s also old.

Dr. SUZY
Although he zips around on that bicycle, sometimes falls off.

Ruby Aruba on Youtube says, “Yes, Dr. Block, I agree. I’m waiting for the approval of my forgiveness already. My student loan in the total amount of 50,000.” Well, okay, so we hope you get approved. And I hate when Republicans question what you’re spending it on. You should be able to spend it on whatever you want, on rent, which is ridiculously expensive, on food, which is getting more and more expensive, on transportation, and sure, you should spend it on sex toys too. Everybody should have sex toys.

MAX
Gasoline is falling. They’re all the way down to $4.95, it’s. Down you go.

Dr. SUZY
Yes, if you can give Joe the blame, you can give him some credit here.

MAX
Yeah, some people drive 50 miles to get $0.50 off but that’s the talk of the town. When you’re even in other cars, everybody you go past the gas station to go.

Dr. SUZY
So, Adriana on Facebook reminds us “The real biblical Jesus hung out with hookers and prostitutes.”

MAX
Yes, I understand. I’ve spoken to him.

Dr. SUZY
He was into foot massage, though we don’t know if he was into spankings. I have a feeling though when the scourging was just beginning, he was kind of OK with it. But then it went too far, you know, and he had no control.

MAX
See, these guys were bleeding from the head like… What’s his name?

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, that was pretty rough. And it creates a certain sadism.

MAX
What’s the lawyer’s name they were streaming down his back? Trump’s lawyer they want us getting indicted now. Giuliani has the same thing. He’s got blood.

Dr. SUZY
Actually, that was his hair dye.

MAX
Right.

Dr. SUZY
But he’s Rudy Ghouliani, so it might as well be blood dripping down his mouth, but it’s really his hair dye dripping down his sideburns.

MAX
You, all you Republicans, are all crack teapots.

So, let’s say you’re out of your mind, OK? You take from the government now and then. What are you doing? It’s OK. Everything is OK.

We have to share. We gotta share shit, man, whether it’s a beer, heroin, food, land, resources, everything has to be shared. There’s a beer, heroin. Everything has to be shared.

Dr. SUZY
And the bonobos show us the way. We call it the Bonobo Way of sharing of peace through pleasure, of female empowerment and male well-being.

MIGUEL
Right.

Dr. SUZY
It’s not a war between the sexes. It shouldn’t be anyway. It should be the Bonobo Way and it’s great because we’re sharing it more and more. We’re doing this documentary with Vice and it’s taking us down memory lane, actually, to my intimate encounter with Lana the bonobo at the Zoo. It’s quite an extraordinary moment. It’s a Meeting with a Remarkable Ape, actually, because Lana is a remarkable ape. It’s a profound interspecies experience for me. All my experiences with bonobos are a bit like that, but this one was intense, involving a major kiss… through a glass.

MAX
Ah, there it is.

Dr. SUZY
Oh, OK, oh, we’re looking at it in the slideshow now, we’re looking at one of the kisses. Actually, if you’re watching live, it’s Lana and I at the San Diego Zoo.

MAX
Lana is very cute. So are you.

Dr. SUZY
And they’re very much like us, these creatures, the bonobos, except they make peace through pleasure, and we need to learn from them. We need to release our Inner Bonobo if we want to save ourselves, humanity. Release your Inner Bonobo.  So, I’m talking about that with Vice and doing an interview with some HBO producers on public access, which is exciting. We all remember public access. We had more freedom on public access, we could show titties, we could show full frontal nudity, some frontal nudity. We couldn’t show “Fuck Da Rich” or Da Poor or da middle class. We didn’t show the in and out penis and vagina sex, so it was limited. But we could show everything else, including spanking. We did quite a bit of spanking.

MAX
Right.

Dr. SUZY
So now we have to be careful. If we show spanking, even with no nudity, and you or they enjoy it too much, then the platform censors you, they feel too turned on.

MAX
Well, you know I don’t think it’s the platforms. It’s the advertisers, it’s your Kellogg’s and it’s your thing. Yeah, right and so, I happen to notice personally, the CEOs of some of these companies are total perverts, yeah.

Dr. SUZY
Right, of course, but they don’t want to share their lovely perversions with the world.

MAX
Right.

Dr. SUZY
In fact, the more perverted these CEOs are about something, the more likely they are to censor it because they’re worried that their wives might see it.

MAX
I could name a couple, but I’m not going to right now.

Dr. SUZY
Research continues.

MAX
Yeah, the research continues, and you will be named.

Dr. SUZY
So, Aaron B Cohen on Facebook says, “Yes, sexual ignorance leads to sexual misconduct. This is why children and adults need information.”

Yes, we need to read, and this is why it’s so awful that one of the other prongs of this war of the GQP – because they are the Coup Anon party now… They established that by not repudiating Trump. Now they’re being quiet. But they’re still not ready to repudiate.

MAX
More and more repudiating this guy.

Dr. SUZY
Some are, yes, but still, they are for sexual ignorance. They are for spanking children, innocent children that did not consent, that cannot consent.

MAX
They’re gonna block you from buying condoms in a gas station like it used to be.

Dr. SUZY
And then there’s that. They don’t want us to buy condoms.

MAX
OK.

Dr. SUZY
They don’t want us to get information about how to spank safely, how to enjoy spankings and other recreational, non-procreational sex.

UNSCENE ABE
Right.

MAX
Right. Those would be criminal acts.

Dr. SUZY
But actually, the worst part of giving a spanking is when you hurt your hand a lot. Then you’re probably not spanking correctly, you want to use the cup hand. Of course, on some hard tough asses with a lot of padding, it hurts. And then you need paddles, and then you need to know what kind of paddles. Anyway, sex education is not just about condoms. It’s about recreation, it’s entertainment, there’s enjoyment and it’s important, it’s the Bonobo Way. We need to enjoy sex and not pollute so much. A lot of sex is fairly sustainable, except the procreational kind.

Harry S says, “It’s so interesting that some people have psychological barriers to their orgasms. They need a thing in order to orgasm.”

MAX
Well, they were wondering.

Dr. SUZY
He said he’s implying that that’s not for him.

MAX
Well, there’s a child imprints, though. Childhood imprints.

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, it’s like the what I call the G-spot of your brain, your special thing that you like to think about, whether it’s about a particular person or some fetish or activity, maybe something taboo thinking about something, thinking about a feeling, thinking about orgasm, maybe. Whatever it is, when you think about it, it’s like pressing the G-spot of your brain.

So, I’m going to be on the DOSED show with Abby Martin and Mike Prysner.

MAX
You are?

Dr. SUZY
Maybe I can get you on too.

MAX
No, no, that’s OK. I just watch. I like watching her. I love her.

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, although I think it’s an audio show.

MAX
She’s very… Yeah, yeah, but, you know, I listened to this woman. She never misses a word.

Dr. SUZY
No, Abby is very precise in his speech and very heartfelt, occasionally funny, and I agree with her about 95% of the time. And she just did an interview with Dr. Chris Ryan, who of course is a friend of ours.

MAX
She never misses a word. Oh yeah.

Dr. SUZY
And Chris wrote Sex at Dawn as well as Civilized to Death, his new book. We’ve had him on three times, and he had me on his show Tangentially Speaking. So, he’s great, and he was great on the Abby Martin and Mike Prysner show. Mike, by the way, took George W Bush to task. We talked about that a while ago, and Abby has taken everybody to task, including Nancy Pelosi, who I would like to say this to, “Don’t take a vacation in Taiwan while your husband is drunk driving! It’s not a good look.”

MAX
He’s a little stressed. Yeah, you’re going where?

Dr. SUZY
So, Dr. Chris Ryan does a great interview with Abby Martin – well, they interview him – and they talk about all kinds of things, especially about how progress is not the greatest thing. And I even hesitate to call myself a progressive anymore. I call myself a leftist.

MAX
I’m a Leftist. I’ve been a Leftist.

Dr. SUZY
But not so much a “Progressive.”

MAX
No, no. The program or whatever.

Dr. SUZY
Because a lot of progress is sort of bad for the environment.

MAX
For progressing forward, where you going anyway? Going to the toilet? You’re still peeing and you’re wiping your ass. I do those, and you put it-

UNSCENE ABE
So, Chris Ryan and Abby Martin, you interviewed both of them, not sure you’ve actually put out separately.

Dr. SUZY
I have interviewed them separately, right. I interviewed Abby a while ago, in 2014, before Trump.

MAX
I found Abby!

Dr. SUZY
You did. And you talked on the show, you interviewed her too.

MAX
I did, yes. Yeah. Wow.

Dr. SUZY
And then they attended our Bonoboville Reunion with Vice. They are there in the audience and we show them, and they say a little something at the end, but they aren’t really part of the show.

MAX
Yeah, yeah.

Dr. SUZY
They’re kind of observing us from a little window, like we’re bonobos at the zoo.

MAX
And we have some of her art we did here at the Speakeasy here in Bonoboville, which is located in Arcadia, CA, in the county of Los Angeles.

Dr. SUZY
Beautiful Arcadia.

MAX
Beautiful Arcadia, which has so much vegetation.

Dr. SUZY
Yeah, we’re waiting for it to burn up.

MAX
And because we’re not going to get no more water.

Dr. SUZY
It’s going to be like a dried-up field of tinder.

MAX
Actually, do you know who mostly uses the water in California?

Dr. SUZY
Big companies.

MAX
Woo hoo! Palm Springs is the biggest user of water in California.

UNSCENE ABE
Let’s get that.

Dr. SUZY
Let’s get those Palm Springers.

MAX
More than the genocidal golf ranges now, right? Well, those golf-

Dr. SUZY
All those golf courses, all those swimming pools, what a waste of precious water.

And so, one of the funny things about this interview that Abby and Mike did with Dr. Chris Ryan was – though it was great, and they talked about a lot of things – I was surprised that they did not talk about bonobos, even though they talked about original humans were probably very peaceful and more sexual like bonobos, but they didn’t actually mention bonobos.

So, I figure it’s because I’m going to talk about bonobos on that show… and maybe dose them a little bit. They’ve certainly dosed me and Max and a lot of people.

MAX
She’s done great.

Dr. SUZY
Only “she”? Max is all about the girl.

MAX
No, no, I’ve been listening to her for years.

Dr. SUZY
I know. I was talking about all three Chris Ryan, Abby Martin and Mike Prysner.

MAX
Oh yeah, they’re all very nice. Everybody is very nice, yeah, but she’s the cutest of the three.

Dr. SUZY
I’m not going to argue about that.

Oh, by the way, I knew there was something I was forgetting… Free Assange!  We say that every show, and I know it gets a little boring, except he’s in prison, where it’s really boring, the painful kind of boring and maybe even getting nonconsensual spankings or the prison equivalent which is much worse.

MAX
It’s very fucking disgraceful. I mean, it is really the pits of forget third World countries, it’s really the pits of humanity.

Dr. SUZY
So Max, can you ask your friend Joe to free Assange?

MAX
Can I ask him, Joe? Joe, I get emails from your ship, and you always go, “Hi, this is Joe,” so I haven’t turned it around for a moment. Say “Hi, this is Max.” We got a problem going on here. A terrible thing going. No, we got a journalist who revealed certain things that we weren’t being told about our war machine, the man should be freed.

Dr. SUZY
OK, thank you very much. Yeah, Free Assange. He’s a journalist.

MAX
He exposed… He didn’t expose his penis. He exposed the government.

Dr. SUZY
Don’t take it so personally, Joe. Free Assange.

Please be good.  Don’t spank children. Only spank consenting adults. And if you need to know more about that, you can check out this magazine or call us for spanking phone sex therapy at 213-291-9497.

Make like bonobos, not baboons. Make love not war. Make love to someone you love tonight. even if that someone is you. I love you.

Spank the monkey!

Show Length 01:21:57  Date: August 27, 2022

© August 27,  2022 Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 213-291-9497.