Halloween 2019 KiNK Month Climax & Trumpkin Impeachment Party with GasMaskGirl
Length 01:36:16 Date: Oct. 26th, 2019
A sexy Freddy Kreuger, a scary Trumpkin and his Ghouliani, two kinky angels (one in a gasmask), a fangless vampire and a wild witch come together in the Womb Room of the little Love Church of the Bonobo Way to celebrate the scary season on the last Saturday of Kink Month 2019, as foreplay for Halloween.
On my pulpit (well, desk) sits the Trumpkin, scowling at the congregation as we revel in the Donald’s impending departure from our lives—perhaps prematurely, but we never miss a chance to celebrate—at another peachy Impeachment Party.
The distinctively disgusting Trumpkin mouth—designed by Max, carved by Miguel—forms the open oval that’s so characteristic of our Presidunce when he is loudly denigrating someone, obnoxiously whining about something, shamelessly inflating his importance or just telling another one of his many thousands of lies.
My yellow marabou boa twirled around the top represents his feathered nest of ridiculous hair.
Then there are his beady little eyes and nose hollowed out in a triangle from snorting all that Adderall.
PHOTOS 1 & 4: YOEL DEJESUS. PHOTOS 2,5,6,7: JUX LII. PHOTO 3:BIANCA
Throughout the show, I perform perverse acts with the Trumpkin as my Trumpocalypse therapy, such as force-feeding it’s big mouth the business end of my Dildonic Broom and keeping it under gag order with various phallic gourds.
Witches, Bitches & Sexy Freddy Kreuger
PHOTO 1: SELFIE. PHOTOS 2, 5, 6,7: JUX LII. PHOTO 3: BIANCA. PHOTOS 4 & 8: YOEL DEJESUS
The congregation sighs, cackles and shouts, “Amen” and “AWOMEN.”
Yes indeed, there are some intriguing women in my Womb Room.
Praise the Lord and the Ladies, especially the ladies.
Check out the show above (audio) or below (video), to see (or just hear) what I mean.
So much scary sex and silly fun!
PHOTO 1: BIANCA. PHOTO 2: JUX LII. PHOTOS 3-4: YOEL DEJESUS
My adorable assistant, Sunshine McWane, looks kind of scary in a sexy way, all dolled up and down as Freddy Kreuger… if Freddy was a hot sexpot in red bikini panties and matching glitter lipstick.
On the scary side, she also has the sweater, the hat and the telltale Kreuger claw… which makes appearances in the oddest places, including up the twat of Violet Coxxx
Violet Coxxx Loves Scary Sex
Which brings me to our first guest, porn star Violet Coxxx, dressed for the occasion as a wingèd kinky lingerie angel.
An erotic masochist and trauma survivor, Violet finds that experiencing pain play with a “Top” she trusts is very healing and empowering because she chooses to “bottom” and can stop the game if and whenever she wants to.
Do NOT try this at home, unless you’ve taken a good workshop in the subject. Then practice on a sex doll. On second thought, that might teach you the wrong lesson.
Seriously, you can easily kill—or be killed by—your partner with an inadvertent wrong move, as I’ve learned as a consultant to the Los Angeles Public Defenders’ Office on accidental death cases being tried as murder. Nevertheless many people, including a high percentage of attractive young ladies, love to be “choked” into breathless ecstasy during sex.
Just be careful!
PHOTOS 1 & 5: JUX LII. PHOTOS 2-4: BIANCA
I’m all for extreme fun, as long as it’s consensual, but better safe than, well, dead.
GasMaskGirl Vamps & Tramps
“How do you cast your Gasmask performers?” I ask, “other than just checking out who’s on my show?”
Manny seems excited by the question, but can’t come up with a more definitive answer than “it’s just a feeling.”
“Sounds like the brain between your ears doesn’t make the decisions,” I venture. “It’s up to the brain between your legs. So if a lady makes Mr. Happy very happy, then you know she would make a great Gasmask girl.”
“Yes, that’s it!” Manny nods vigorously.
Why the gasmask? It’s one of Manny’s preferred fetishes, seeded during his military service in Iraq and America from 1994–2016. There Manny developed both a savvy insider’s disdain for the war-fumbling Bush administration and an erotic appreciation for the eerie and powerful gasmasks they had to don for training and other toxic situations. It wasn’t long before Manny realized that he was “into” gasmasks, and soon he was using his gregarious charm to engage many willing women to actualize his fetish.
With the Trumpocalypse heating up—quite literally—the well-fashioned gasmask may become as essential to survival as a bomb shelter. Thus, GasMaskGirl won the “Most Timely Fetish” 2018 SUZYaward. As the Trumpkin guts the EPA (Environmental Protection Agency), so he and his billionaire boys club can pussy-grab Mother Earth and trashes Cali smog standards as the Golden State fires burn down forests, hillsides and homes, we all need gasmasks.
Violet models the gasmask, and I have to say, it looks sexy on her, especially in contrast to her Halloween orange hair.
Later, I try one on for size, along with my Maleficent horns.
PHOTOS 1,2, 5, 6, 8: JUX LII. PHOTO 4: SELFIE. PHOTOS 3 & 7: YOEL DEJESUS
Gasmask wear is fun for a fetishistic lark, but it would be pretty awful to be required to wear one just to breathe.
Though that’s the future we’re looking at, if folks-in-power don’t start taking Climate Change seriously.
As for Manny’s Halloween “costume,” he’s supposed to be a “vampire” (vamps and tramps), but he forgot his fangs.
The only vampiric touch to his suit is a blood red shirt.
But he looks fantastic holding the Trumpkin like a Trump Hotel Waiter from Hell!
BOOdy GHOULiani Rises Again
Actually, the Trumpkin’s lawyer looks more like a vampire than Nosferatu, and that’s without any makeup or fake fangs.
That’s why we call him BOOdy GHOULiani
The Presidunce’s personal ghoul just out-did himself in ridiculousness, butt-dialing a reporter, and speaking at length into his voicemailbox, presumably without knowing he butt-dialed.
PHOTOS 1 & 4: JUX LII. PHOTO 2: BIANCA. PHOTO 3: YOEL DEJESUS
Well, he sits on his brain, why shouldn’t he dial with it too?
The best part is when the Ghoul grunts, “The problem is we need money.”
Silence reigns for a good nine seconds, broken when Rudy-Tooty toots, “We need a few hundred thousand.”
Panhandling for Trumpkin?
Ariel Spanks Violet
The new GasMaskGirl is Ariel Mcgwire. Cute, sweet and a little shy, Ariel prefers scaring her lovers to being scared by them.
She’s also experienced trauma in her life, but while Violet finds “therapy” on the receiving end of BDSM, Ariel likes to play the FemDom.
Ariel and Violet have been enjoying their Dom-sub relationship on and off the set of GasMaskGirl.
They give us a taste as Violet gets down on all fours, and Ariel leads her like a pet on a leash.
Being leashed is a little like “choking-lite,” so I’m not surprised that Violet loves it, and even came prepared with her own collar and chain.
PHOTOS: JUX LII
First, Ariel strips down to her Calvins and leads her pet to the center of the Womb Room where they indulge in a sensuous make-out session.
Then I warm up Violet’s buns with her pink-ribbon-emblazoned paddle that matches the pink ribbon tattoos on the backs of her thighs.
Ms. McGuire picks up where I leave off, smacking Violet’s pink ass until it’s red as Manny’s vampire shirt.
Sunshine/Freddy gets in on the action with her menacing Kreuger claws.
Self-described “pain slut” Violet loves it!
Later, I give each of the ladies a chance to fly around the room on one of my Magic Dildonic Vibrating Brooms (I have two).
I ride the orange broom, while Violet and Ariel take turns flying around on the with the silver dildo and golden straw.
My Original Magic Dildonic Vibrating Broom is a dildo, vibrator, paddle, sweeper and Halloween costume prop all in one.
PHOTOS 1, 3 & 4: JUX LII. PHOTO 2: YAOL DEJESUS, PHOTOS 5 & 6: BIANCA
I designed this very special adult toy, inspired by Mattel’s “Nimbus 2000” Harry Potter Vibrating Broom scandal that had parents throughout the Western world freaking out when they realized that the cute battery-operated “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone” spin-off toy their kids loved “riding” right between their legs for hours on end was actually a masturbatory device.
When parents complained, Mattel immediately discontinued the kiddie vibrators.
That’s probably for the best.
However, I feel there’s no reason that consenting adults shouldn’t enjoy our own vibrating brooms; so, I created the Magic Dildonic Vibrating Broom.
Not only does my Magic Dildonic Vibrating Broom vibrate so you feel like you are flying (at least in the sexual sense), thanks to a Pocket Rocket secured to the middle of the broom.
PHOTOS 1-2: JUX LII. PHOTOS 2=4: BIANCA. PHOTOS 5-6: YOEL DEJESUS
It is also outfitted with a nine-inch dildo on the front end of the broomstick.
Moreover, the sweeper end has the perfect bristles for a good spanking, or sweeping, if that’s what you need—though I don’t recommend spanking after sweeping a dirty floor.
Right now, we’re making all Magic Dildonic Vibrating Brooms by hand, so this item is a little on the high-end side.
However, we’re going to find a factory in China to mass-produce these things, so soon there will be millions of happy Sexy Witches flying around the world without ever leaving the ground.
ImPEACHment Party Politics, Kellyann Conjob
We’re all flying pretty high on the ImPEACHment Party vibe.
When the Trumpkin first pulled out of Syria, I thought maybe he was really anti-war, which I’d support, despite his other obscenities. However, he’s not bringing the troops “home” at all; he’s re-invading Syria to steal it’s oil, as well as sending additional troops into Iraq and Saudi Arabia.
Meanwhile, Wicked Witch Kellyann Conjob is berating, mocking and threatening a young reporter who wrote that her husband said her boss should be impeached—which is true—and then berates another reporter for asking her about it.
Is Ms Conjob a frustrated FemDom… or just trying to act like tRump? Or does her insane anger at these poor journalists reveal cracks in the veneer of her domestic bliss?
The Sad Story of Katie Hill
Speaking of politics and domestic difficulties, I take a few moments on this show to shout-out support for California’s new “rising star” Congresswoman, Katie Hill, a proud bisexual woman and the first Democrat to represent the Antelope Valley in 50 years, facing a House Ethics investigation due to her admitted consensual threesome with her ex-husband and a campaign staffer.
The threesome has been put on display via “revenge porn” posted by her disgruntled ex and weaponized against her by misogynistic Congressional Republicans, and accusations of an affair with a Congressional aid which she denies. It’s pretty complex as poly relationships often are. However, assuming she’s telling the truth, I support Katie Hill and her right to have complex consensual sexual relationship without damaging her ability to work for California and the nation.
Sadly, as I write this, Katie Hill has just resigned.
Why do serial rapists like the Trumpkin, Republican Congressman Duncan Hunter and Lying Crying Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh ride out their sex scandals and still remain in office, while decent politicians accused of far lesser offenses—and what Katie Hill did isn’t even offensive—are slut-shamed and forced out?
I think I just answered my own question.
Remember Al Franken? Sure would be nice to have him in the Senate for the Impeachment Party.
Hopefully, this fine, caring Congresswoman will rise again. #GoBonobos for Katie Hill!
Bernie, the People & King Kanye
Well, at least, Bernie’s alive and thriving. FEEL the BERN! Since AOC gave him her support last week, Bernie’s had an uptick in his polls. From Noam Chomsky to Cardi B, the people want Bernie in 2020.
The people need Bernie. But what do we get? King Kanye, from now until Christmas, at least. Ugh. With “Jesus is King,” an uninspired gospel derivative with a patriarchal title and religious themes, Yeezy Yeezus is moving to cash in on the mega-church biz.
As if Mr. Kardashian doesn’t already have a bad case of egomaniacal affluenza, compounding the Trump-daddy/Jesus-daddy martyr complex.
Now excuse me while I toss my Christmas cookies in a MAGA cap.
Kolton Calls In: What Do Women Like?
Mid-show, we take a call from an 18-year-old virgin named Kolton from Dothan, Alabama who wants to know “What do women like?”
Before we can answer, Kolton gets down to specifics, “Do women like to suck my cock?”
Violet just wants to suck cock, or cocks. After all, that’s her last name.
Kolton also wonders if we like roleplay, and of course, we all do. We’re kinksters!
If you’re not used to actualizing your or your partner’s kinks, Halloween is an opportune time to put on a scary-sex costume and roleplay a fantasy or fetish that you might feel embarrassed to act out during the rest of the year.
Try it; you—and your lover—might like it.
And if you or they don’t like it, well, it was just a Halloween costume, so no big deal.
Kink Month Climax
We wind up the show putting the Trumpkin under gag order with my orange red-bottom Louboutin high heel (see photo below) and some #FreetheNipple fun.
No time for Bonoboville Communion, and neither Violet nor Ariel drink anyway.
And did I mention Fredericka/Freddy/Sunshine’s awesome homemade Halloween cards and funny, punny Horror Film Fan?
After the show, we have a Harry Sapien home-cooked late-night BOOnoBOOville supper, champagne and sparkling something-or-other for the non-drinkers.
I regale our company with tales of Max’s Filangieri family lineage that he traces back to Jesus, kind of like the story of what may have happened to the descendants of Jesus and Mary Magdalene in The Da Vinci Code.
But please, Kanye, no Crusades!
Then, in the wee-wee hours, with all the guests gone, my Captain and I haunt each other’s wet dreams, flying our Magic Broom for Two into orgasmic heaven—our own Kink Month climax—flying high in the sky to that wild domain where the witches reign…
Happy Halloween 2019!
© October 26, 2019. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 213-291-9497.
Halloween 2019 KiNK Month Climax with GasMaskGirl
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