Length 01:32:11 Date: Aug 10th, 2019

by Dr. Susan Block.

Kinky sex and comedy are two of our favorite things, so it’s great to have a kinkster/porn star and a comedian as our featured guests on DrSuzy.Tv.

With Mar, Ana, Sunshine, Violet and Robert on DrSuzy.Tv. Photo: Harry Sapien

Plus the comedian is funny, and the porn star is sexy (which isn’t always the case), so it’s a double bonus show… with it’s own very special “Forbidden Photographs.”

VIOLET GOLD group selfie

After all, sex is great fodder for humor, and laughter is a mental orgasm!

Listen to Me on NPR

I start the live broadcast with a pitch.

Brothers & Sisters, Lovers & Sinners, listen to Me on NPR talking AURAL SEX. Photo: Bianca

Listen to me on NPR station WBUR & Reddit’s “Endless Thread” podcast “Gone Wild Audio,” talking about audio erotica, auditory sex therapy, the pleasures, perils and power of “Aural Sex”—from romantic to “consensual nonconsensual” (with the emphasis on consensual) BDSM—and more with congenial hosts, Brock Johnson and Mallory Sivortson. Things even get a little political when we play and discuss “Desert Susan.” 

We also play and talk about our old-time Bedtime Stories for Adults: The Great Erotic Train Ride, Passions of the Plaza (not tRump’s Plaza, though he owned the New York Plaza at the time – but our Plaza in Brentwood) and Office Fantasies.

I’m not the only audiophile on this show. I’m on in the beginning and at the end—they start and finish with the best, of course—and in between are several other interesting folks telling their torrid tales of aural sex, and our very own Harry Sapien is on the show!

Listen to Harry’s sexy voice telling the hosts, “Dr. Suzy will be right with you,” before putting them on hold (they love our hold music), and you won’t need to hear the rest.

Bonobos love Aural Sex, hooting, moaning, laughing, shrieking and saying words of love humans can’t understand. Photo: Harry Sapien

Though you will want to, especially if you’re interested in the ups and downs, oohs and ahhhs of aural sex.

Va-Va-Voom Violet

Now onto our fabulous guests, starting with our pornstar cutie, kinky California Gal Violet Coxxx.

Violet Coxxx on DrSuzy.Tv. Photo: Harry Sapien

After looking at Violet’s Twitter feed, which reveals her to be “100% nympho” and “too much fun,” I’m so jazzed, I have to wear violet.

Wearing Violet for Violet. Photo: Selfie

This isn’t easy since I don’t have a lot of violet in my voluminous wardrobe, and I just wore my favorite violet slip for “Dark Violet” with Violet Meyers. However, I manage to find more violet (with turquoise accents) to wear for the new Violet, and she does seem to appreciate it, laughing and clapping her hands with glee and fluttering her brightly-manicured fingers with which she deftly reveals the inner “chastity” of this colorful “nympho.”

Violet’s Inner CHASTITY. Photo: Harry Sapien

But then vivacious Violet seems to appreciate everything… and is game for just about anything.

Pre-show with Violet, Sunshine and Goddess Phoenix’s whip turned to violet. Photo: Bianca

No wonder she dated Dex Carvey!

Dex Carvey

Dex, of course, is Dana Carvey’s son. Though I’ve never met him, I’ve always felt close to Dana Carvey and Mike Meyers’ “Wayne’s World” which satirized public access shows like mine while there was still public access! Dare I say “Schwing“?

Dex Carvey & Violet Coxxx as the Bonnie & Clyde of XXXmas. Hopefully, those are toy guns!

Since both Violet and Dex happen to now be “off the sauce,” I can just imagine them having hot sober kinky sex if Dex can ever get away from his famous dad and fellow-comic brother, “the Von Trapp Family of Comedy.”

I only hope, as they’ve moved on (separately) from drinking, they’ve also moved on from playing with guns to kinder, gentler toys like whips and chains.

Golden Comic

Speaking of comedy, our comedian guest, Robert Golden, aka Chico de Oro, having just arrived in LA four months ago from that other “LA,” Louisiana, is ready for fame, fortune and feet. 

Introducing Comedian Robert Golden, with fellow guest Violet Coxxx. Photo: Bianca

Yes, the man has a raging foot fetish.

Robert unties Violet’s shoe like he’s unwrapping a present. Photo: Harry Sapien

He demonstrates his passion for feet by carefully untying Violet’s monster platform sneaker.

Robert frees Violet’s foot from sock jail! Photo: Bianca

Then he lovingly removes her sock to reveal her sole (and perhaps her soul)… as well as her pretty pink pedicured toes.

PHOTOS: HARRY SAPIEN

He also has an “itty bitty titty” fetish and, in keeping with his last name, doesn’t mind golden showers, if that’s what floats your banana boat.

This is not surprising, considering that he received a good portion of his early sex education from watching my HBO specials and Real Sex episodes.

Back on the Bayou, young Robert would watch m on HBO. Photo: Harry Sapien

I imagine getting that hefty dose of my sapiosexual wisdom and kinkiness when he was young and impressionable helps keep Robert, who attends Church twice a week, from descending into religious madness.

Robert “doesn’t judge,” but he keeps his distance from Jackhammer Jesus. Photo: Harry Sapien

Maybe that’s why he looks warily at my Jackhammer Jesus dildo, created by Divine Interventions.

PHOTOS 1-3: BIANCA.  PHOTO 4: HARRY SAPIEN

Though he doesn’t stick to one denomination, Robert prefers Baptist Churches since the pastor encourages congregants to hug the person next to them at the end of the service. This encourages Robert to make sure to sit next to a hot woman.

PHOTO 1: BIANCA.  PHOTOS 2-3: HARRY SAPIEN

Robert also has a bit of a spanking fetish.

Hand-Spanking Robert Golden’s happy hard ass. Photo: Harry Sapien

At least, he seems to like spanking and being spanked, and he’s been “naughty” enough (having arrived late, but not *too* late, since we start late) to earn himself the first of several spankings on this spanking-hot show. I start with Goddess Phoenix’s fiber-optic whip, then use my hand. But nothing packs a wallop like a book spanking, first with The Bonobo Way.

Giving Robert a Bonobo Way book-spanking. Photo: Bianca

Then we bring out the big guns: the Speakeasy Journal SPANK ‘n’ ART edition, the heaviest of our literary devices.

Rounding out our Commedia Erotica cast of characters is the adorable, sexy and funny, Sunshine McWane looking sultry in pin curls, blinding bling and a black lace slip that’s so sheer she has to wear pasties for the Facebook camera.

Sunshine checks Facebook Live while we check her nipples. Nope, can’t see ’em! Photo: Harry Sapien

She also gives her fellow comic, Robert, a few good thwacks with the Speakeasy Journal “SPLOSH ‘n’ ART” edition, all of which he takes in stride. Not that I’m saying he’s a hard ass, but our hands, arms and patience give out long before his buttocks.

Sunshine contributes a few Speakeasy Journal whacks to Robert’s bottom. Photo: Harry Sapien

Must be from sitting in all those church pews.

Spanking Violet

Nothing against Robert’s golden posterior, but the big treat—for me and Robert—is turning the whip on Violet.

PHOTO 1: HARRY SAPIEN.  PHOTOS 2-3: BIANCA

I tie my #GoBonobos bandana through a ring on her collar, creating a makeshift leash with which I lead her to the divan which I drape in violet just for her spanking session.  

Hand-Spanking Naughty Violet. Photo: Harry Sapien

First, we spank her with clothes on for the Facebook camera.

Violet “gagged” with my violet whip. Photo: Harry Sapien

Though Violet’s butt has more “give” than Robert’s, she can take as much of a wallop as he can.

Bonobo Way Book-Spanking. Photo: Harry Sapien

My spanks just make her giggle.

PHOTOS 1 & 3: BIANCA.  PHOTO 2: HARRY SAPIEN

Then, with Violet’s enthusiastic consent, I give Robert’s golden palm a chance to whack her wonder butt.

Robert plays butt bongo on Violet’s drums. Photo: Harry Sapien

That elicits a shriek, but no pleas to stop or slow down, and the giggles never stop.

The harder he spanks, the harder she laughs! Photo: Harry Sapien

Violet does inform us that she likes to be “degraded.”

Violet strips down to nothing but her violet tube top – now around her waist – as we turn off the Facebook camera, and Max shoots for DrSuzy.Tv and the Bonoboville Lounge. Photo: Bianca

If that’s not “asking for it,” I don’t know what is. However, Violet’s “degradation,” as is true for all kink-positive submissives, must be consensual.

Hand-Spanking Violet’s naked derriere. See this image and more uncensored in the “Forbidden Photographs” on Bonoboville. Photo: Bianca

Later, we turn the Facebook camera to the wall, and Violet strips down to nothing but her tube top… around her waist.

Spanking the sweet spot just below the unicorn, so it’s red as Violet’s ribbon. See this photo and many more uncensored in the Forbidden Photographs section of Bonoboville. Photo: Harry Sapien

Now we can clearly see that our previous spanks with clothes-on really did some beautiful “damage,” in the form of big red blotches like a map of the world all over her butt.

Violet gets cropped. See this photo uncropped at Violet’s naked bottom and many more uncensored in the “Forbidden Photographs” from “Violet Gold” on Bonoboville. Photo: Harry Sapien

Her cute little tattoo unicorn on her left cheek looks like he got a bad sunburn.

Violets enjoys the sparkling sting of the violet whip. See this photo and many more uncensored in the “Forbidden Photographs” from “Violet Gold” on Bonoboville. Photo: Harry Sapien

Now that’s she’s naked and basically begging to be beaten—bad—I spank her with various implements, from a Jux Leather riding crop to a leather paddle and back to Goddess Phoenix’s whip.

And of course, more books.

Read the Bonobo Way or get red by it! Same for the Speakeasy Journals (notice Sunshine reading) especially the SPANK ‘n’ ART edition. Photo: Harry Sapien

Read ‘em or get red by ‘em!

The paddle packs a hard wallop, but we don’t break the skin (don’t particularly want to), and we certainly don’t break “100% nympho… too much fun” Violet. Photo: Harry Sapien

Literate kinksters do both.

PHOTOS: HARRY SAPIEN

Plus we “spank” Violet’s cute nipples!

Feel the sweet sting of my magical violet nipple-whip. Photo: Harry Sapien

Not with books, silly; with my sparkling violet whip.

#FreetheNipple, Brothers & Sisters, Lovers & Sinners! Photo: Harry Sapien

#FreetheNipple

And Click here to SEE the amazing FORBIDDEN PHOTOGRAPHS from VIOLET GOLD in Bonoboville.

Bonoboville Communion

All that spanking, church talk and freeing of nipples makes me thirsty—both physically and spiritually—for Bonoboville Communion.

First Lick, 1000th (or so) Communion. Photo: Harry Sapien

Since Violet isn’t drinking, she is my happy, sober Altar Girl, and her “altar,” aka her boobs, are adorable.

PHOTOS: BIANCA

They’re Robert’s favorite type of titty, being fairly small and all-natural (with lovely pink pierced nipples that match her pedicure!); I can hear him smacking his lips as I commune.

Freshly Waterboarded, Bonobo-Style and blessed by Violet’s Holy Sexual Spirit. Photo: Harry Sapien

So, my Communion is quite heavenly, as is my Waterboarding Bonobo-Style with Agwa de Bolivia Herbal Coca Leaf Liqueur.  Cheers!

Robert looks so thirsty—physically and spiritually—that we offer him Communion too.

Sunshine painstakingly – and somewhat painfully – removes her pasties for Bonoboville Communion. Photo: Harry Sapien

Fellow comic Sunshine plays Altar Girl, though first she has to pull her pasties off, an excruciating process, especially for poor Sunshine’s super-sensitive nipples. But she’s a trooper, and pulls those damn things off, revealing her mammarial loveliness.

PHOTOS: BIANCA

Robert gets right into his Communion ritual duties, licking the sacred salt off Sunshine’s nipple like it’s the holy wafer of God, waxing poetic about Dionysus, as we discuss the similarities between the people-oriented Wine God and another immortal who walked among the mortals and turned water into wine, Jesus.

Jesus and Dionysus

He also has a major biting fetish (Robert, not Jesus… though who knows?), but we don’t let him bite Sunshine’s sensitive nips, and no, he doesn’t “sneak” a bite.

Robert (wisely) doesn’t take a bite, but his tongue does tickle. Tee heeeee! Photo: Harry Sapien

Then Robert the Dionysian Christian lays back between Sunshine’s heavenly thighs, the back of his head between her divine tatas, to take his Waterboarding, Bonobo-Style with a hefty double-dose of Agwa.

Robert gets Waterboarded, Bonobo-Dionysian Style! Photo: Bianca

Hallelujah! Amen and Awomen.

Nothing against the post-service hug at Robert’s Baptist Church, but Bonoboville Communion at the little Love Church of the Bonobo Way is way more fun.

Uncensored version of this show’s Journal Cover. Photo: Harry Sapien

It certainly puts a Bonoboville Communion recipient in touch with the great Gods of the Spirit(s).

Epstein Death Trumps Trump Mega-Death in Fake News

Which brings me to the political side of things. You don’t think I’m going to do a show without politics, do you? I’m just being polite, introducing my guests first and all.

One more sweet Violet nip-whip before we talk politics, murder, mayhem and the real “dirty” stuff. Photo: Bianca

If you’re tuned in live, we’re just learning that billionaire ephebophile, massage maniac, pimp to the rich and infamous and mean man about town, Jeffrey Epstein, is dead, or so they said. “Suicide,” they say. But Twitter says murder—oy vey! Some believe that he escaped, with help, of course, and swapped out a “lookalike” dead body, and now he’s living it up in an undisclosed location with Prince Andrew or who-knows-who.

Heidi Fleiss Signature Thong. Photo: Bianca

So, I’m wearing my violet Heidi Fleiss thong.

Celebrating Dennis Hof’s birthday in simpler times (at least they seemed simpler) at Kitty’s Cathouse

No, it’s not in “honor of” anybody, but just because Heidi was good friends with the late Cathouse Pimp of Pimps, Dennis Hof—kind of the Ghislaine Maxwell to Hof’s Epstein; though the 72-year-old Hof preferred 22-year-olds to teenagers. Max and I met Hof in the early 1990s; we were friends, bonding over our mutual belief in the decriminalization of sex work and the healing power of pleasure, until he switched from Libertarian to Republican, reconfiguring himself into the “Trump from Pahrump” (Roger Stone‘s moniker for him) for his remarkably successful foray into Nevada politics (with Tucker Carlson’s blessing!) that almost put him squarely into the Nevada state legislature. Somewhat miraculously, this self-confessed pimp won the Republican nomination which meant, in that super-Republican area, he had the seat. This took a lot of “real” Republicans by surprise. It also made them nervous. Then suddenly, right after his big birthday party and right before the election, Hof was found dead of cardiac arrest.

Spinning theories about Epstein-Barr & Post-Trump Sex Disorder with one of my favorite Conspiracy Buff clients. Photo: Selfie

Very strange, kind of like Epstein’s death, in strict federal custody with no videotape of what happened. Very strange indeed.

Was it tRump? Billdo? Or both? Photo: Selfie

It seems there are an equal number of Republican Conspiracy Theorists (including A-Donald Twittler himself) who believe that Epstein was killed or secretly freed by the Clintons, and Democrats who think it’s the doings of the Trump Crime Family. Trump, being President, would have easier access to the prison, especially with his “appalled” Attorney General Bill Barr (whose Dad was the headmaster of the prestigious Dalton School hired the 20-year-old college drop-out Epstein to teach math, as he tried to pick up high school girls) yanking others’ chains under his command. Some even say both. Is this the new Epstein-Barr virus, putting the entire nation at risk? What do you think? Do you even care? Did it distract you from the mass-murders?

It certainly took most people’s attention away from the Trump Crime Family’s numerous crimes, at least for the day. It also got rid of Epstein—clumsily, but (thus far) effectively.

Spanking Presidunce tRump’s balls with his MAGAt cap for giving us all the Epstein-Barr virus, distracting from his even greater crimes against humanity and the environment. Photo: Harry Sapien

While I’m musing about all of these mysteries, Keef Ward comments on Facebook Live, “How about the media blaming Russia?” quoting Joe Scarborough tweeting: “ A guy who had information and would have destroyed rich and powerful men’s lives ends up dead in his jail cell. How predictably… Russian.”

I guess that puts Joe on the “Trump did it” side. I too tend to go for that side, but not because of Russia. I don’t see Russia as any more meddling in U.S. affairs than Israel or Saudi Arabia, (interestingly, MBS was one of Epstein’s many notorious “friends“) and I’ve always seen the Trump/Putin bromance as one of the Presidunce’s less odious “accomplishments.” Moreover, though many famous people were on Epstein’s “fly list,” Putin wasn’t one of them.

Unless Russia is also responsible for the mass murderers and wannabe mass murders who quote tRump’s railing against an immigrant “invasion” or “infestation” religiously. Unless Russia is also responsible for putting migrant children in concentration camps. Unless Russia is also responsible for the ICE raids on homes and workplaces. Unless Russia is also responsible for tRump’s denial of climate change, weakening of the Endangered Species Act and promotion of an unabashed pro-fossil fuel agenda.

The mass murders are actually the easiest problem to solve. We don’t have to take away anybody’s video games or porn. Just the guns. Statistics show that the U.S. matches up with other countries in everything else—from video game usage to mental health issues. However, we have lots more guns—close to 400 million guns in a country with less than 330 million people—and lots more mass murder.

Just thought I’d throw this in here to break things up :-)

We also have lots more wars which tend to become military occupations, also with lots of guns and ammo, not to mention tanks and bombs.  And let’s not forget the arms we sell to the Saudis for top dollar. The Military-Industrial Complex gives their Homeland wing (the police) used military equipment so the military can buy (with taxpayers’ money, of course) brand new guns and bombs from Boeing and Lockheed-Martin while American police point military grade equipment at fellow citizens.

We need gun control in America, but that needs to include the police, as well as the American military. We live in a violent culture, but it’s not because of video games or rap music.  It’s because we’re in a state of Perma-War with troops patrolling the world and an increasingly militarized police back home, with a huge and growing Prison-Industrial Complex, a place where even a billionaire can be killed—or allowed to kill himself—if he knows “too much.”

It’s a tall order, Brothers and Sisters, but if we truly want a less violent culture, we have to start with the American military and police as well as the NRA, the entire American Killing Industry, along with the white supremacist nutjobs crazed incels and PTSD-rattled military vets mowing down the Walmarts, churches, nightclubs and schools of America.

Make Love Not War. Be Golden, Not Greedy. Be Violet, Not Violent. Photo: Selfie

Make Love Not War!

Shooting Sunshine with My trusty Water Pistol. Photo: Bianca

Shoot Water Guns, Not Real Guns!

Another Shooting with No Casualties! Shoot Water Guns, Not Real Guns! Photo: Harry Sapien

Follow the Bonobo Way.

Follow the Bonobo Way. to Peace through Pleasure. Photo: Harry Sapien

Speaking of ICE… between Jeffrey Epstein and Jared Kushner, and let us never forget the beastly Bibi Netanyahu, I haven’t been very proud of my lonsmen lately. But I’m happy to see, as I write this, a Jews Against Ice sit-in of about 1000 people on the remembrance holiday of Tisha B’Av, at the Amazon’s Manhattan retail bookstore (where I’m sure a lot of Jews shop), protesting Amazon Web Service’s (AWS) cloud-computing contracts with  Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE).

#JewsAgainstIce

I would also protest Amazon’s technical support for other branches of the police and Pentagon, but I appreciate that they want to focus their action and you’ve got to start somewhere! Forty protestors were arrested, and a point was made, almost knocking Epstein out of the headlines. #GoBonobos for #JewsAgainstIce! People of all groups who want positive change have to get away from Twitter and out into the streets. bookstores and factories… and then tweet the photos, of course.

More Pool Time, More Love

It’s cooled off a few degrees, but it’s still hot-hot-hot in Bonoboville. 

Cool your soles, calm your soul. Photo: Selfie

So I get in a little pool-time before showtime.

It’s more of a plastic outdoor bathtub than a pool, but it’s fun to hang out in.

Floatie Dolphin “Breeding” ;-D Photo: Selfie

 In preparation for our future show with Dolphin Guy, I play around with a couple of dolphin floaties, Dolph and Dolly.

It’s good to have a porpoise in life ;-) Photo: Selfie

Then I just enjoy the pleasures of water, the essence of life, which is, tragically, becoming more and more of an endangered “species.”  But then, isn’t everything good and natural?

H2O Semi-Immersion Therapy. Photo: Selfie

Meantime…. H20 bliss.

Then, hours later, after the show and the after-party, I relax into another kind of bliss in the arms of the Captain of My Heart.

Bonobo Sapien couple sires violet bonobo baby in their golden years! Photo: Selfie

Just because America and the whole damned world’s going to hell-in-a-handbasket of bullets, bomblets and bombastic rhetoric doesn’t mean you shouldn’t take time to enjoy a few orgasms… while you can.

© August 10, 2019. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 310-568-0066.