F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Kink Month Smack in the Middle 2021
Tiktok Splosh! tRump’s Golden Showers! Male Sugar Babies! Shatner in Space! Hooters Thongs! Kinktober is Striketober! Sock Job Kink! Stop Censorship! & Make True Loooove!
Length 01:25:09 Date: October 16, 2021
by Dr. Susan Block.
- Trumpty Dumpty’s recent unprompted proclamation that he’s *NOT* into “golden showers”—which really means he is… and MAGA really means “Make American Golden Again”;
- My yummy, messy take on the Tiktok Sploshing craze, as featured in Screenshot Media, with lots of awesome excerpts from Splosh ‘n’ Art Speakeasy Journal;
- My ideas about straight male Sugar Babies seeking Sugar Daddies—now in Mel Magazine—plus Capt’n Max’s true tale of being propositioned by a Hollywood Sugar Daddy;
- Jeff Bezos shooting Capt’n Kirk into space in his chode-shaped rocket, then spraying the Star Trek star with unwanted champagne (who’s the Sugar Daddy here?);
- Hooters controversy over their new thong shorts;
- Why this Kinktober is also Striketober;
- How Caller Gabe took my advice and received a better “sock job”;
- How Love can turn into “Loooove,” if you let it;
- Wikileaks Journalist Julian Assange—still in prison over nothing;
- The Arcadia Zoning Politburo—still harassing us… over nothing.
There’s so much ado about nothing, even though the Big Something—Climate Crisis—is now staring us down, threatening to destroy humanity and most other living species thanks to our Anthropocene ways, daring us to do something—anything—to stop it. Another Big Something is wealth inequality. Then there’s war, in addition to the wars at home: mass murder, police brutality and domestic violence on the rise. What’s the really Big Something at the root of it all? Unfettered, rapacious, dirt-belching capitalism.
Yes indeed, my beloved bonobo sapien comrades, this Love Train travels through some serious, thought-provoking territory, which might be why it’s censored (again!) on Reddit. Then again, it could be the sex. Who knows? Big Tech censor bots never explain themselves; they just cut you off, like cops shooing citizens off of park benches that once belonged to the public “commons,” but are now owned by private corporations whose only interest is profit and only motive is greed.
At least our own sites, F.D.R. and DrSuzy.Tv, are not censored, and that’s where you’ll find this week’s fabulous, ultra-kinky throwback from exactly half a decade ago: Kink Month 2016 SMACK in the Middle: Bday Spankings, Canings, Medical Play & Beating Trump with the Bonobo Way! It features strict, multi-talented FemDom, Madame Sydney Jones, performing intricate medical soundings (ouch!) and sternly spanking, as well as caning, a variety of butts, including that of tRump, played with aplomb by our own Harry Sapien.
Yes, on this show, the Trumpus is black; at least his hands are.
On the live broadcast, Harry joins Capt’n Max, Unscene Abe, Mel and me at the F.D.R. bar to describe what it was like to inhabit the Mango Mussolini’s character so we could “beat tRump” with The Bonobo Way (his butt actually broke one of Madame Sydney’s canes)!
tRump LOOOOVES Golden Showers
Then we marvel at how out of the blue—or gold—Trump brought up Water Sports at a Virginia event, his incoherent insistance that he’s not into golden showers being all the proof you need that Trumpty Dumpty absolutely definitely loooooves golden showers.
Glory, hallelujah! What a miracle of self-defeating, petulant narcissism. Looks like the Trumpus himself could save our democracy from fascist disaster by sabotaging his own constituency, like a crazed and enraged Sampson bringing down the temple of evil.
This is one reason I think that Twitter and Facebook shouldn’t censor tRump. Another reason is that they shouldn’t censor anyone. Either that, or break up the Big Tech monopolies!
Most Big Tech social media, including Tiktok, censor porn and even “sexually suggestive” content. However, cooking videos are fine, so many Tiktokkers are making porn-y cooking videos, to beat the censor bots while stimulating all the food fetishists and splosh kinksters out there.
Just in case you don’t know a pie-in-the-face from sitting-in-your-cake, “splosh” is erotic food play.
So many kinks, so little time! Let’s clean up that mess and get ready for dessert…
Straight Men & Sugar Daddies
You may have heard of “gay for pay” in porn, but how about sugar dating? Mel Magazine’s Mark Hay interviewed me about the rising phenomenon of heterosexual male sugar babies who are paid to have sex with men for his article “The Private Lives of Straight Men with Sugar Daddies” (9/21).
For many attractive people of all genders and orientations, sugaring is more about exhibitionism than intimacy
As a sex therapist, I counsel a lot of men who identify as straight, but for various reasons, engage in different kinds of sex with other men, or at least fantasize about it. They are often married or living with girlfriends. Usually, their male/male sex is pretty secretive, especially among older men. So, why do they do it? If they are “straight,” why don’t they seek sugar mommies? There are many factors, but here are the four main ones:
- First, most humans, like other Great Apes, are inherently bisexual or “pansexual.” So, under the “right” circumstances— whether it’s a drunk vacation or a life prison sentence—the majority of us could engage in sex with someone of any gender or orientation. Since our society favors being “straight,” many people who could *go* either way identify as straight, but inside, they are sexually fluid. Some of these people are “straight” males who might seek out sugar daddies and be “gay for pay” for the right price. Though it’s controversial in the adult industry, many straight porn actors do gay porn. Porn is more public than dating, but “gay for pay” is also pretty common in the man-to-man dating world. This sort of arrangement might seem incongruous and new, but it has been going on since prehistoric times—thriving to the point of being mainstream in Ancient Greece.
- As American capitalism falls into a steep decline, millions are struggling economically, yet many people don’t want a regular job. Happy Striketober! It’s the Great Resignation. With more and more out of work and out of cash, many men (as well as women and trans people) are turning to some form of sex work. These men may or may not be especially aroused by other men, but they can always take Viagra to make “it” function. Then again, perhaps they are turned on by other men, but in the closet about it. Since they don’t want to say they’re gay, even to themselves, they might imagine that they’re “forced” to have sex with other men, telling themselves (or their girlfriends) that they’re just doing it “for the money,” so they don’t have to admit that they like it. Fantasy and reality crossover in this arena.
- Why don’t straight male sugar babies find sugar mommas? Well, they often do start out looking for a sugar momma, then discover that there aren’t as many wealthy horny Cougars out there as they had imagined (Cougars should be subsidized for just this reason!). But there are always a plethora of thirsty Sugar Daddies—like Bowen Yang’s notorious and hilarious Daddy Long Legs—on the prowl for good-looking young guys.
- For many attractive people of all genders and orientations, sugaring is more about exhibitionism than intimacy. I counsel several straight male sugar babies who are married or have girlfriends, and they also have sugar daddies… that their gal-friends may or may not know about. Eschewing oral or anal intercourse, their “sugar” relationships are more about showing off their gorgeous bodies or particular body parts (with or without touching) to their generous sugar daddy voyeurs. Some go from straight to gay porn to private sugar baby exhibitionism. Since non-penetration kink activities—like striptease, bondage, spanking, mutual masturbation, domination, or even just webcam, sexting or phone sex—don’t involve in-person sexual intercourse, it might not feel like it infringes on the straight male sugar baby’s heterosexual identity. Regardless, it’s important to set and maintain boundaries for yourself so that you feel mentally and physically comfortable.
In a way, a lot of the straight male celebrities, like Timothée Chalamet and Hugh Grant, who seem to cultivate gay fans are “gay for pay” (even though they don’t do porn). These kinds of celebrities’ gay fans would then be their sugar daddies because, after all, they support them and their expensive tastes, don’t they?
Here’s a twist: The other day, I talked to a “straight” male sex therapy client who lost his job as a construction worker in the pandemic. He needs money, but isn’t interested in another backbreaking construction job. He wanted to know if I knew of a sugar daddy who would take care of him and his wife in exchange for the two of them being the guy’s consensual sex slaves. No, I didn’t hook him up, though I did help him handle his and his wife’s mixed feelings.
What about the daddies? Why do some seek out straight guys? I counsel several “sugar daddies” who have “straight” male lovers that they pay for sexual favors. Their feelings range from savoring it (somewhat sadistically) because they’re straight to feeling sad that their sugar babies are not as “into it” as they are. Sometimes they’re jealous of their sugar babies’ wives or girlfriends. Sometimes it’s part of the turn-on that they’re “taking” a woman’s man, albeit temporarily. Some Sugar Daddies specifically seek out male Sugar Babies who identify as straight because it makes them feel powerful and/or special that the straight man is stretching his identity limits to have sex with them. They might get a diabolical thrill out of the situation, like they’re on a mission to *make* men gay. On the other hand, some of the closeted daddies like straight male sugar babies because they too identify as straight to the outside world, so in the Sugar World, they want to be with a fellow closeted sexual *renegade* whom they feel is more likely to share and keep their secrets.
After my explanation, Capt’n Max tells the true tale of his own experience as a handsome young man in Hollywood approached by a powerful Sugar Daddy/producer who offered to make him “bigger than Tab Hunter” in exchange for being his straight male sugar baby (though no one used that term at the time).
Needless to say, young Max did not seize the opportunity. Listen to the show above or below to find out how he literally wiggled out of it!
Star Trek Sugar Baby
Speaking of Sugar Daddies and Straight Male Babies, at the age of 90, Star Trek’s legendary Captain Kirk, aka William Shatner, soared to the edge of space, thanks to Jeff Bezos’ burgeoning billionaires-for-millionaires charity space franchise.
The “high” point came when Bezos shat on Shatner in the middle of his emotional speech.
That is, Mr. Amazon sprayed champagne (at least it wasn’t tRump’s golden showers!) on and around Mr. Star Trek who looked a bit peeved (staying in character). Some billionaire bromance.
But then, Bezos, being the Sugar Daddy whose chubby chode-shaped rocket took 90-year-old celebrity Sugar Baby Capt’n Kirk to the edge of space, did pay for the ride (or you could say, Bezos shat Shatner into space)…
And he who pays gets to spray. It’s the billionaire space dick credo.
Sock Jobs & Loooove
Smack in the middle of all that sugar, Sock Job fetishist Gabe calls in to let us know that our advice worked, and his girlfriend, who was listening to the show, gave him the Best Sock Job Ever!
A sock job, as we defined it on our Kick Month Kickoff 2021, is a foot job where the foot-jobber is wearing socks. Gabe prefers black tube socks with pink stripes, though he is also willing to expand his kink palette to include other argyles and nylon stockings (which I recommend when he asks what kind of “cock sock” to wear for intercourse) and maybe even Capt’n Max’s specialty: foot rubs (with socks on or off).
We are always pleased to hear that our sex tips lead to joy and success, but we’re having a hard time hearing Gabe or believing him when he says that his girlfriend “Sammy” is right there, as we speak, giving him a sock-o sock job.
Of course, between the power of sex-positive thinking, a telephone voice changer (making Gabe—or is that Sammy?—sounds like they’re talking through a sock), the proper accessories and the Erotic Theater of the Mind, anything is possible.
Whether he’s making tube-sock love with Sammy or self-sock-jobbing, at least Gabe is having a great Kink Month!
Although, on this broadcast, that would be tube-sock looooove, Max being loooove-sick since he told me he loooooved me in the Louvre on a mattress below the Mona Lisa during our orgasm-enhanced afternoon nap.
That’s right, we’re still napping on the job, and the Arcadia Zoning Politburo is still in the throes of Mattress Madness. If you haven’t already, read all about it here.
Who knows what will happen next, but we’re ready, armed with the truth, kink-positive determination and a lot of looooove!
© October 16, 2021 Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 213-291-9497.
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