Elvis entertains the Bonoboville troops. Photo: Angelo

Length 1:35:58 Date: December 17, 2016

by Dr. Susan Block

Bonoboville rejoices in Winter Solstice 2016 with a medley of Elvis ♩ tunes ♫ passionately performed by our favorite Elvis Presley tribute artist, Smokey Binion, Jr. , coupled with a fabulous foot-worshipping birthday party for Madam Raven Rae.

Brothers & Sisters, Lovers & Sinners: It’s Smokey Binion, Jr! Photo: Daniel Irving

Dommes and subs, elves and Elvis lovers, husbands and wives gather together in the sparkling warmth of the Womb Room with Santa caps, stockings, a sweet Baby Jesus butt plug and a big phallic tree to welcome the climactic Solstician turning point.

SeXmas Miracles

Yes indeed, Xmas wasn’t the first celebration of a December miracle. Winter Solstice or “Sun Birthday” was—and is—when the sun, after hanging at its lowest point in the Northern Sky, is “born again,” as the days begin to get longer.

Naughty Elvis-loving Elves of Bonoboville prepare for Winter Solstice. Photo: Zane Bono

Sex is vital to any Winter Solstice celebration worth its egg nog. To honor the icy season, our polytheistic forbearers would feast and fornicate for days and extra-long nights with Bacchanalian orgies of such proportions they would make Bonnie Rotten pee in her g-string.

Mesopotamia’s Winter Carnivals were a kind of “SeXmas” that predated Christianity by some 2000 years, featuring mummers-style parades with floats carrying scenes of sex among the gods enacted by horny humans. Several millennia before Christ is said to have been born on Christmas Day, the Greek Winter Festival honored another populist “Son of God” with a human mother, who worked miracles, brought forth wine, and was resurrected after a violent and untimely death. His name was Dionysus, or Bacchus to the Romans. Another ancestor to Xmas from ancient Rome was the Saturnalia, presided over by Old Father Time, a kind of kinky Santa Claus with a long white beard. He even chortled “Io, io, io!’ which is pretty close to “Ho, ho, ho!” Saturnalia also featured the first Xmas Carols which were truly X-rated, as the carolers (dare I say hoes) would sing them in the nude. 

Bonobvoville Winter Solstice 2016. Photo: Zane Bono

To our prehistoric foremothers and fathers, Winter Solstice sex was more than just a personal pleasure or even a cool way to keep warm. It was an ecstatic communal coming together, an orgiastic celebration of the erotic fecundity of life in the dead of winter, bringing red-hot “joy to the world” in a season of cold, dark, winter blues.

Smokey Does Elvis

Into our convivial Womb Room steps featured guest, Smokey Binion, Jr.,  visiting Bonoboville for the fourth time, and channeling the Spirit of Elvis. All the way from Stinnett, Texas, Smokey begins by serenading us with a heartfelt a cappella rendition of that Elvis classic, “Blue Christmas.”

Smokey rocks the Block Party. Photo: Zane Bono

Then we crank up the music, and Smokey launches into a hip-swiveling, pelvic-thrusting, toe-tapping, finger-snapping, shirt button-popping  performance of an assortment of the King’s greatest hits.

And the congregation goes wild! Dancing in our seats and on our feet, we sing with the King’s most familiar songs, some shouting “We love you Smokey!” while other cheers, all of us warm up the chilly Womb Room with a little old-time rock ‘n’ roll and a whole lot of soul. Capt’n Max, who impersonated Elvis back in the days when the King was still alive sings along as he operates one of the cameras. Meanwhile, Smokey tosses his signature scarves to his adoring fans, and even gives out some hugs.

Bday Madam RavenRae

But a Solstice Sun Birthday isn’t the only birthday we’re celebrating on this wintry holidazed show. We also welcome back the gorgeous, effervescent and charmingly imperious domina, DomCon 2016 MC and avid hockey player, Madam Raven Rae. Decked out in a holly-green, slinky, slit-up-the-thigh party dress, she’s wearing nothing but her birthday suit underneath, except for a pair of white panties that she announces will be on sale after the show.  The daughter of a pastor, she was abruptly cut from her father’s will by family greed and judgmental sex-negativity, now Pastor RavenRae rises and reigns as the high priestess of foot worship in the Church of Bonoboville.

Happy Birthday, Madam RavenRae! Photo: Zane Bono

We begin with a kiss under the mistletoe, which is just a little bit naughty and very nice. Then Madam Raven Rae “gets lei’ed,” sharing an extra-sexy Bonoboville Communion with our own Gypsy Bonobo (all decked out herself in Xmas red, a black corset and a green “garter” that doubles as Bonoboville dog Betsey’s winter collar), followed by Waterboarding the Bonobo Way with Agwa di Bolivia Herbal Cocoa Leaf Liqueur.

Then Smokey lays down on the floor to receive his Bonoboville Communion from Madam’s smartly arched bare foot, toe pointed virtually down his throat, as she proceeds to “treat (him) mean and cruel, but loves” him… oh yeah…

Madam doubles her pleasure and our fun when she commands Smokey and her hooded and black-latex-clad regular slave winnie to lick her lovely feet and suck her sparkle-pedicured toes. Thus adored, she receives her cake to the tune of Happy Birthday in English and Spanish, chats with her friend Isabella (who confesses that to never having seen Madam in such a provocative position before) about their upcoming “Clouds” art show and her other friend, actually friendly “ex,” Michael Bronxxx. She also opens some of her presents, including a JuxLeather “Lupercalian” finger-flogger, some Chinese aphrodiacs, a Marilyn bubble bath and, of course, The Bonobo Way, from Bonoboville.

Smokey & Slave Winnie worship the Birthday Gal’s toes. Photo Zane Bono

Jacquie Blu Gets Two TEA Noms

We’re very happy to announce on this show that our own Jacquie Blu has received two TEA (Transgender Erotica Awards) nominations for Ms. Unique and Best Internet Personality. Go Jacquie! #GoBonobos! Whether the voting is random or rigged, there’s no one more deserving to win.

1000 Watts & bright Blu. Photo: Zane

We also think Jacquie deserves an award for “Most Submissive” or “Most Unbreakable Bottom.” In just a few months, we have seen Ms. Blu’s bottom get quite blue, having been hand-spanked OTK (over-the-knee) and book-spanked with The Bonobo Way, paddled, flogged, whipped, whacked hard, punctured with with Nerf darts and penetrated with a rather large, thick dong attached to a fucking machine, all the while Jacquie’s expressive face beams with a beatific sub-space glow.  Sounds like she’s in a good position to receive a DrSuzy.Tv award. Speaking of which, the SUZYs are coming… Will you be a winner?

Roller Daniele, Tutu Be*LiVE and The Doctors

Rounding out the Bonoboville Winter Solstice chorus of angels are dazzling Daniele Watts, all dressed up like a sexy Afro-inspired clown on roller skates, and sweet Chef Be*LIVE, first as Santa yogi, then reappears as a bubble-blowing, tutu-rawking Tinkerbelle, aka, the XXXmas Fairy.

Among a multitude of other topics, we talk about our recent appearance on THE DOCTORS last week where we discussed Erotic Hypnosis. If you’d like to enter the Erotic Theater of the Mind, through hypnosis, call the Institute at 213-291-9497. If you’d prefer to put yourself under, learn how in Step 2 of the 12 Steps to Liberating Your Inner Bonobo. Or just watch me, Daniele, the Chef, Dr. Travis Stork, Dr. Nita Landry & Dr. Drew Ordon, now playing on YouTube. Though The Doctors’ editors sliced out our juiciest parts, at least they endorse the healthful value of orgasms and erotic hypnosis. Breaking News: Dr. Nita Landry will be a guest on our show in 2017! Maybe she’ll let me hypnotize her… Her brains and beauty have already got me under her spell.

Merry Christmas, Baby. Photo: Zane Bono

New Year’s Eve in Bonoboville

Speaking of 2017, it’s almost here! So how will you ring in a Happy New Year?   Why not do something different, special, sexy and fun? Spend New Year’s Eve in Bonoboville with a bacchanalian galaxy of stars and kinksters! RSVP now and enter 2017 swinging.

Happy Almost Nude Rear! Photo: Daniel Irving

Thanks to this week’s volunteers: Camera Operators – Matthew Villescas, Sean Riley; Photographers – Angelo Nephtali, Daniel Irvin, L’Erotique; Bartender – Melissa Ello; and our in-house bonobos Abe Perez, Del Rey, Gypsy Bonobo, Harry Sapien, Jacquie Blu, MarsFX, Paniscus Brecht and Zane Bono.

© December 18, 2016. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 310-568-0066.