by Dr. Susan Block.     

All aboard the Love Train, as we celebrate the release of my roundtable at Yale (boola boola!) and Brittney Griner’s release from Russian jail (woohoo!), and continue our search for the “Sexual Grail,” while riding the rails of the Bonobo Trail.

Cuddle up to your D’vice and listen to “Yale, Jail, Sexual Grail & the Bonobo Trail” on FDR’s latest sapiosexual ride through the eargasmic Tunnel of Love with the amazing Capt’n Max and me, your sexy lefty Love Doctor.

Midway through our fantastic journey, a sultry, smart, somewhat conspiracy-minded, sometimes challenging, and always charming passenger named Heidi boards the train on Callin, mixing her special spice into our savory stew of ideas, true stories, fantasies and desires.

Some of the stops we make along the trail include:

• At the Arcadia City Council holiday party, I got a big bear hug (followed by a doubletake of recognition) from outgoing Mayor Tom Beck, patron saint of Santa Anita horseracing and King of the Kangaroo Court that’s been harassing Bonoboville for over a year.
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• The LA City Council holiday party was worse, with Santa-capped, disgraced Councilmember Kevin de Leon physically assaulting LA organizer Jason Reedy.
• Just hearing about Santa Anita Racetrack’s forthcoming 2024 “Breeder’s Cup” gives me dystopian nightmares of pregnant handmaids racing to see who can give birth to the most unwanted children first… which unfortunately arouses some commenters, like the descriptively named Gerbil Hung, though his silly fantasies are nowhere near as bad as the all-too-real Supreme Court-ordered spaying of women’s rights.
• Why people should channel their increasing anxieties through consenting adult kink—not legislation: Eroticize, don’t politicize your fetishes. Looking at you, Incel Sam Alito (Yale, 1975).
• Trying to pick a 2022 SUZY award winner for “Worst Yale Grad”—but there are so many! Bush? Alito? Kavanaugh? DeSantis?
• From Forced Breeding to Forced Feeding: How mini-war criminal Ron DeSantis (Yale, 2001) supervised Guantanamo anal food rapes, and America is becoming a big open-air jail.
• And then there’s my love-hate relationship with the “elites” of Yale. Boola-Boola!
• Censorship is rising—from libraries to the Internet (ever been in YouTube Jail?)

• Variations on Jail—from social media banishment to the Anglo-American Prison Industrial Complex to the self-imposed mental prisons built by religion, superstition or the daily blue-pill ingestion of the MSM.
• It’s my half-birthday, and a good present (Joe, ya listening?) would be to free Julian Assange, Leonard Peltier and so many more… but tRump-for-Jail—please!
• Speaking of jail, it looks like that’s where they’re now going to send you if you have consenting-adult premarital sex in Indonesia…
• And let’s not forget Mr. Yale-to-Jail: Recently convicted-of-sedition Oathkeepers founder Stewart Rhodes!
• Beavers in the Arctic—the dams are breaking us!
• Heidi’s got a beef with Bill Clinton’s sordid past in Arkansas, but Republican Independent Counsel Ken Starr couldn’t nail Billy Jeff for any of those so-called crimes, so they nailed him for getting nailed. Even though I loathed his neoliberal politics, I defended him, saying he shouldn’t lose his day job over a blowjob.
• From a discussion of vaginismus and its discontents, our continuing search for the “Sexual Grail” takes us to the clitoris, Mother of (Almost) All Female Orgasms.
• Haters gonna hate, but we’re thrilled that basketball Olympian Brittney Griner has been released from Russian jail in a prisoner exchange. AND this as a good time to make peace between Ukrainians and Russians, as well as between Democrats and Republicans…before it’s too late!
• From Britney Spears in 2021 to Brittney Griner in 2022, we’re freeing Brittneys everywhere!

• One more half-birthday holiday wish: Peace on Earth. Pleasure for All. As the Megamachine forces us down the road of endless conflict and consumption, let’s switch lanes to the Love Train on the Bonobo Trail, the path of sharing simple consensual pleasures, wherever we can.

Happy Trails to you, Comrades! Until we meet again…

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© December 10,  2022 Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 626-461-5950.