A VERY Happy New Year’s Eve 2017!
Length 1:40:20 Date: December 31, 2016
It’s a night of communal ecstasy, collective joy, bonoboësque spirit, rainbow-ësque diversity, resistance to oppression from all directions and pure pleasure… with a little bit of pain. Featuring a galaxy of porn stars, pundits, singers, swingers and LA’s most preeminent pro-Dommes, we spank out the old annus (and anus) and flog in a very Happy Nude Rear, as we ride the magical orgasmical Sybian into a deliriously climactic 2017.
Before the festivities begin, I say a few words in remembrance of our brothers and sisters that were horrifically murdered just a few hours before while celebrating New Year’s Eve in an attack on an Istanbul nightclub. More tragic casualties of George W. Bush’s Iraq invasion and the perma-war. However, my first resolution of 2017 is to #resist the warmongers’ and the terrorists’ efforts to take away my freedom to party like a bonobo!
And party like bonobos we do indeed. First up on my broadcast bed is the majestic Goddess Phoenix, DomCon’s renowned Opening Night hostess with the mostest, who dazzles us with her pro-Domme skills, sly wit and sensual Southern charm in her first appearance on DrSuzy.Tv.
She leads the pack of us in spanking good-bye to 2016 in syncopated rhythm, playing “butt bongo” on Daniel Watts’ beautiful booty (in sparkling blue booty shorts), as Daniele’s pansensual hubby Chef Be*LiVE giggles and wiggles to the beat.
Later the Goddess flogs in a very Happy Nude Rear (Jacquie Blu’s) with brilliant red and violet laser-light floggers that look like divine lightning bolts, dragon flames or fireworks for the New Year, depending on the angle.
Next up is Mistress Porcelain Midnight, looking even more gorgeous and glamorous than usual in a slinky purple evening gown and her signature jewels, although her New Year’s resolution is to get even more jewels from her money slaves. I would urge you would-be subs to start now, and shower this Porcelain Princess with diamonds!
Ms. Porcelain gives the best Bonobo Way book-spankings ever, and maintains her preeminence by book–spanking Jacquie Blu into a “Happy Nude Rear.” Then Goddess Phoenix joins in and book-spanks her even more with a good flogging for good measure.
Goddess Phoenix is part Apache, Ms. Porcelain is part Blackfoot and Jacquie is part Cherokee, an ecosexy gathering of nations, which reminds me to give a special Happy New Year shout-out to all the brave and bonoboësque Native Americans and supporters at Standing Rock, North Dakota’s NoDAPL central, the Water Protectors fighting for all of our rights to clean water and clean air. Standing head and shoulders above most of us on the right and left this sorry year for politics, their strong nonviolent stand against corporate greed and pollution is a beacon of light in a rather dark 2016. And now it’s lighting up 2017… Little did we know that a couple of NoDAPL supporters would be climbing up into the rafters of the U.S. Bank Stadium during a Vikings vs. Bears game to unfurl a large banner reading “DIVEST #NoDAPL,” then rappelling down to talk to reporters just before being arrested by Minneapolis police. #GoBonobos #NoDAPL!
Also appearing for the first time on DrSuzy.Tv: Madam Jacqueline DuMonde, the foot fetish queen who demonstrates the fine art of the “dangle” with her pointy-toed stiletto high heel swinging teasingly from the tip of her big toe. And Goddess Suzina is back—after over 10 years! My, how time flies like a New Year Eve’s countdown; this golden-haired Southern Belle really was on the show over a decade ago; she’s looking lovely on the cusp of 2017, albeit a bit rustic in torn jeans and a T shirt, giving our glam gathering some down-home twang.
Another queen in casual attire, my favorite U.S. Presidential candidate of 2016, Mistress Tara Indiana, joins us in the second part of the show. Though I voted for Hillary, I adore Ms. Tara and I firmly believe that if she had had the financial backing of, say the DNC, she could have beaten Trump. She certainly does beat Trump with a hard paddle in this final blast-off from 2016, forcing him to strip down to his undies and then even pull those down to show the crowd his tiny penis! No wonder he feels compelled to overcompensate by building “towers,” bankrupt casinos, a scandal-plagued university and a bad restaurant with his Americanized name plastered all over them.
Naked and cowering, Trump is our grotesque Big Baby New Year, a monstrous yet hilarious symbol for 2017. Which will overpower the other, the monstrous or the hilarious? Or, will the two forces of tragedy and comedy stay in a dead heat? Only time will tell…
Just one Trump surrogate is not enough for this New Year’s bacchanal, so we also take turns dominating our Trump voodoo doll, administering CBT (cock and ball torture), stuffing his open mouth with an über BBC (Big Black Cock), cuddling him (mostly courtesy of our dear Trump-bedazzled Daniele) and forcing him to read The Bonobo Way. Call it a political punching bag or Trumpocalypse therapy, but it feels good to gang up like lady bonobos with the Domme Sisterhood here and put the Baby Donny in his place, beneath our feet… even as we prepare to coronate him King of the Fools. Besides being 2017, it’s the Chinese Year of the Rooster, so there’s something eerily fitting, even though if horribly wrong, about this being the Year of the Cock.
Speaking of eerie, we’re delighted to welcome back Dirge Magazine‘s Renée Asher Pickup, journalist of the dark side, who picks up a tip or two from the pro-Dommes about how to dominate and humiliate Trump and other dangerously narcissistic CEOs. Eerier and eerier, voluptuous beauty and performer with Paranormal Perversions, Audus Isaiah, also joins us onstage in her first time on DrSuzy.Tv, her top barely covering her boobs, and often not at all, Jay Toriko is back, this time representing GasMaskGirl (he’ll be featured in their next production) and wearing a gasmask, the fashionable facewear of choice for the climate-change-denying Trumpocalypse.
Madame Margherite and her “Monkey,” Andres Rey Solorzano, are here although for NYE, Andres is more man than monkey, and the two of them share a delectable kiss at midnight. So do my ravishing assistant, Gypsy Bonobo, looking especially festive in 1940s-style pincurls and a black corset, and Paniscus Brecht, who also looks ravishing in Misfits skull top and skyscraper heels. I too share a little midnight (well, close to midnight) kiss with my one and only beloved primemate, Capt’n Max.
Speaking of midnight, that’s what it’s all about, isn’t it? That silly, singular, spectacular moment between “10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1” and blast-off into a “Happy New Year!” We count it down, just like billions of countdowns everywhere from LA to Tehran (all represented right here in the United Nations of Bonoboville), and we herald its arrival with horn-honks, streamers, spanks, shrieks, champagne, kisses and orgasms.
Yes, orgasms! Smack in the center of my streamer-strewn broadcast bed, on the grand vibrating throne known as the Sybian, sits luscious little Loni Legend (nominated for two AVN awards, including “Best Booty” or something like that), gloriously topless and on top of the world, riding that magnificent machine into a multi-orgasmic 2017.
Happy New Year, Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners, Bonobo Babes and Party Animals! Peace on Earth – Pleasure for All!
‘Round midnight, Ikkor the Wolf, sporting a new black T-shirt with #BONOBOVILLE emblazoned across his chest, sings “I’m Good” and “She Bad,” as Bonoboville rocks out with (some) cocks out, and champagne pouring over beautiful bare boobs and spanking red happy nude rears galore.
Yes indeed, we party like bonobos, and as good times go, Bonoboville rules.
Then Capt’n Max gives a rousing speech about #resistance in the impending Trumpocalypse, and though we end the show, the party continues. Even after the party, we party. It being the eighth and last night of Hanukkah, we light up the whole menorah, as Ms. Tara (whose dad was a Lubavitcher rabbi) joins me in singing the Hebrew prayer. Ms. Sheree Rose and Rhiannon Aaron come up from the audience to “shep nachas” (share joy), as it were, as do Cannabelly cookie man Jux Lii, adorable hot-tub interview princess Quinn Quintana and the lovelier-than-ever Stefani Special. Then Daniele and Gypsy ride the Sybian to the tune of Carmina Formosa aka[ai]’s “The Kinkster.” Whatever 2017 may bring, we are starting it off with some good vibrations!
Party, party, party on. Finally the Capt’n and I bid our guests adieu to partake in some private, very personal fireworks celebrating over 25 New Years together. Though on a couple of New Year’s Eves we were separated by oceans or cold steel bars, we’ve always been together since that first New Year’s we fell tumbling into love as 1990 turned into ’91. That was the beginning of our personal RƎVO˩ution that has taken us, flying on a magic carpet, to this place surrounded by love.
Let’s keep the love flowing, Brothers and Sisters, no matter what the future may bring, let’s go bonobos in 2017!
Thanks to this week’s volunteers: Camera Operator – Sean Reidy; Photographers – Greg Gorman, Hugo Flores, Jux Li, Marc Boileau, Sky Red Photography; Bartenders – Handsome Hollywood Jake and Rica; and our On-Campus Bonobos Abe Perez, Del Rey, Gypsy Bonobo, Harry Sapien, Jacquie Blu, MarsFX, Paniscus Brecht & Zane Bono.
© January 1, 2017. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 310-568-0066.