Kink Month 4 on The Dr. Susan Block Show featuring Dr. Patti Britton, Hudsy Hawn and a Womb Room filled with Sexy Sex Coaches-in-Training!
Length 1:29:22 Date: October 24, 2015
Two great bonoboësque ladies, world-class stars of kink and sex education, grace my broadcast bed for Kink Month IV, a festival of floggers and books—for reading and spanking. I open the show riding my Magic Dildonic Vibrating Broom, flying on a kinky stream of Halloween poetry into a Womb Room packed with apprentices of pleasure. The gentle leader of these aspiring “sex coaches” is my first guest, master sex coach, clinical sexologist, SexCoachU.com co-founder and author of The Art of Sex Coaching, Dr. Patti Britton. In the midst of teaching one of her “SAR” (Sexual Attitude Reassessment & Restructuring) weekend groups, the indefatigable Dr. Patti brings her charming students to Bonoboville to expand their erotic horizons and celebrate Kink Month with the kinksters.
October is—in case you’re 50 shades of out-of-the-loop—International Kink Month. Just as Good Vibrations declared May to be Masturbation Month, which brought wanking out from under the covers and onto the talk shows, so the Stockroom has designated October as “Kink Month,” encouraging kinksters in and out of closets around the globe to let their freak flags (and floggers) fly, all in the Halloween holiday spirit of revelry, roleplay, scary sex, and erotic adventure.
Never ones to pass up an excuse to get kinky, we’ve been celebrating the Month of Kink every Saturday (check out Kink Months I, II and III) since Hercules Liotard first told us about it. So we’re delighted to have the Stockroom “Headmistress” Herself, Ms. Hudsy Hawn as our second featured guest. Since Hudsy first visited us back in 2012, her star has risen, putting her in Cosmo, Playboy, Buzzfeed, E! Specials “The Real 50 Shades of Grey” and “Secret Societies of Hollywood,” not to mention twice with Barry Weiss on A&E’s Storage Wars. When she’s not on TV, she’s a pro-domme at the Dominion. She also a chanteuse; she even sings an excerpt from her one-woman-show, The Mermaid Diaries: Beneath the Covers.
Even Dr. Patti gives Jay a couple of good spanks with the Encyclopedia which is only fitting since she is one of the editors of this humongous three-volume academic tome; in fact, she got me to write entries on five different subjects, including the one on Spanking.
Not sure what school librarians would think about one of the chief editors and top contributors using their distinguished Encyclopedia to spank “naughty” bottoms, but hey, it’s Kink Month!
That’s just the first of a series of book-spankings, floggings and other kinky festivities, interspersed with Hudsy’s tips, Dr. Patti’s analysis, student confessions and group discussions that make these 90 minutes whiz by like a witch on a broom over the moon. Ms. Hudsy flogs and book-spanks several of Dr. Patti’s eager students, one of whom, Bonita, flips up her skirt, the better to feel the flogging, and bonus: she’s going commando!
We do get serious for a moment when we honor both Dr. Patti and Hudsy as recipients of the Bonobo Way Female Empowerment Outreach Project (initiated on the August Supermoon). It’s a pleasure to share this simple, “useful” gift from an anonymous Bonobo Way reader, philanthropist, environmentalist and investor in female empowerment with these two bonoboësque ladies who empower so many others in the realm of sexuality and kink education. It’s also a real treat just to bring Hudsy and Dr. Patti together; though they have been corresponding for years, their first in-person meeting is right here in Bonoboville…
Lest you think we forgot our favorite drinking game, never fear! Kinky sexpot Dayton Rains is here, offering up her ample altar for Bonoboville Communion. Dayton is also a webcam and phone therapist with the Institute, though not a “happy hooker” (at least not with the Institute!), despite her exuberant identification with Dr. Patti’s cousin, our old friend Xaviera Hollander who wrote and actually was The Happy Hooker. Dayton’s lucky “altar boy” is Richie, one of Dr. Patti’s students who slurps up his salt, then “gets lei’ed” by producer Biz Bonobo before downing his Agwa Coca Leaf Liqueur in ecstatic communion with the goddesses.
And the Kink Month book-spankings, floggings and vibrating broom rides go on through the after-party and into the Bonoboville night…
Next Saturday, our fantastic and multi-faceted celebrations of Kink Month climax with Halloween in Bonoboville (“Night of the Masturbating Dead”)—so sexy, it’s scary! There, there, darling, don’t be afraid – T’is the Season of Masquerade….
And if you need to talk about any of this privately, you know who to call…
© October 25, 2015. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 310-568-0066.