by Dr. Susan Block.      

It’s the Bonobo Way or the Highway – to Hell, Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners!

Personally, Capt’n Max and I would rather go bonobos than bonkers.

We prefer the Joys of Sex to the Horrors of War – or whatever you call Benny Net Nut Netanyahu’s mad bombing fetish.

Yes indeed, we prefer the Joys of Sex to the Horrors of War – or whatever you call Benny Net Nut Netanyahu’s mad bombing fetish. The Zionists call it “self-defense,” but those of us with eyes can see it for what it is: “genocide,” war crimes, apocalyptic mass murder, mass extermination, massive madness… Hell.

Is that where this Block Party on the Love Train is headed? Can we stop this runaway train?

Sores on Don’s Palms & Blood on Joe’s Hands

Nostalgic for a simpler time, Capt’n Max puts a penny on the track.  Better for our train to smash a penny than for Israel to keep dropping hundreds of 2000-pound bombs on helpless, bomb-less Gaza, smashing homes, hospitals, humans.

Pennies on the track, quarters squeezed between hind quarters, dollars stuffed into the pockets of corrupt politicians, billions for bombs and not a nickel for the poor… money appears to be at the root of most modern evils.

Speaking of the evils of capital, it’s the 13^th anniversary of Citizens United, one of the worst Supreme Court rulings ever, polluting America’s already filthy politics with wads of dirty corporate money stuffed in the pockets of our so-called “representatives” who really only represent the rich (F*ck Da Rich!) who are, unsurprisingly, getting richer, as the rest of us lose our shirts – and not in the sexy way.

Now, with all this muddy money swirling through our already very dirty political laundry, our choice for that once-respected office of the U.S. Presidency comes down to Genocide Joe or Syphilis Don – a narcissistic fascistic rapist under four indictments with sores on his palms vs. a war crimes profiteer with blood on his hands.

What to do?

Better wipe off that blood, Joe, and pull the needle out of Benny Net Nut’s arm that’s mainlining U.S. bombs straight into Israel’s body politic, marked for the destruction of Gaza. Stop the genocide, and maybe you’ll wring enough votes out of America to stop the festering Syphilitic Mussolini.

Proud to be a Julian Assange “Groupie” in 2010 and now! Photo: Jux Lii

Also, free Julian Assange! His only “crime” was to expose the truth of American war crimes like yours, Joe. There is no free press without freeing Julian Assange.

Raw! Raw! Raw! Maria Wins a SUZY!

What’s a Block Party without music?

With the voice of an angel, a devilish wit and a healthy appetite for the “raw cock” of the human “stallions” in her “stable,” the ruby-lipped, mellifluous Maria joins in on the Block Party festivities.

I take the opportunity to present Maria with the very prestigious “Best Singing Caller” 2023 SUZY award.

She even sings her acceptance speech, thanking David Bowie (and us!) for “inspiration.”

We also talk about cunning linguists with talented tongues, recipes for tastier oral sex with or without condoms or condiments, “Heavy Metal” sexual fantasies, ketamine as an aphrodisiac (plus it saved my life from septic shock back in 2006),  the Hollywood hypocrisy of “performative empathy,” Swinger Block Parties, Cuckold Block Parties, Foot Fetish Block Parties, mental blocks and whether or not to “block” people who try to crash our Block Party.

Next stop: Valentine’s Day which is also World Bonobo Day, originally the big pagan spanking Block Party of Lupercalia.

Party like a bonobo! Share the wealth of the world. Listen to this fun show and Make Kink Not War in 2024

© January 20,  2024 Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 626-461-5950.