Sex Across America on DrSuzy.Tv: Scott Smith, Tina Romantica, Alexandra Silk with Pocket Rocket, Dr. Susan Block, Luc Wylder, Zen Doggie, Cici. Main Photo: L’Erotique. Inserts: Robin Williams & Koko, Christian Mann, Mike Brown, Lauren Bacall and Neil deGrasse Tyson (in the sky).

Length 1:44:44   Date: Aug. 16, 2014

From Ferguson to Washington, murder and mayhem are heating up the land, much of it committed by officers sworn to protect and serve their communities, but too often behaving like military forces in enemy territory complete with combat gear and tanks in the street stoking the flames of discontent.

What to do? It’s complicated, of course, but the only real, viable antidote to hate is love, and the most effective remedy to all this violence across America is “Sex Across America.” That also happens to be the name of the pet project and passion of my featured guests on this show, porn star power couple (married 14 years), AVN Hall of Famers and one of the most loving, community-oriented, dynamic duos I know, Alexandra Silk and Luc Wylder.

Alexandra, a.k.a. Alex, a.k.a. Silky, is probably best known for her iconic role as the saucy “bailiff” on Playboy TV’s Sex Court (swear on her bubble butt to tell the truth!). “All rise” indeed. Raised in an orthodox Jewish home, she rose to the top of the porn industry without her devout family even knowing what she does. Truly bonoboësque in form and spirit, Silky loves to get naked and play… and squirt! We start this live broadcast with a clip from her virgin DrSuzy.Tv appearance in the Porn Star Penis Dialogues after-party when she squirted all over the Speakeasy bar! By the end of this show, I’ve got her gushing again, and this time her fragrant Holy Water soaks a towel with the American flag; now that’s what I call Sex Across America! This show is streaming in more ways than one. Not only is Silky a sex bomb, she’s also a certified sex surrogate, and she exudes a very special warmth and genuine empathy, like the real bonobos, channeling her effervescent sexuality into giving pleasure and helping others.

Luc is a gentleman and a gentle man, the Dom in their D/s relationship, whose solidity gives his hot wife the freedom to “go bonobos” without shame. Luc is now celebrating the rise of his adult video company Fallen Angel to the top of Adam & Eve’s most popular list. His biopic of Christian Mann, the last in-depth interview given by the late great porn industry maven before he died, was the highlight of Mann’s recent memorial gathering. “If a terrorist wanted to take out all the leaders of adult entertainment, they could have done it right there,” Luc points out.

Yes, death with a capital D keeps rearing its heavy head in between all the light fun and sweet sex on this show. We bid adieu to a few other people we know, as well as folks the media makes us feel like we know, watching Robin William’s amazing conversation with Koko the Gorilla and Laura Bacall giving new meaning to the term blow job. I say farewell to my eldest cousin Bobby Alper, the first of my generation of cousins to go. And we mourn Michael Brown, the unarmed teenager shot and killed by Ferguson police officer Darren Wilson for what appears to be no good reason at all.

Of course, death isn’t always a bad thing. For instance, Luc gives us the scoop on how the unrealistic, potentially lethal-to-the-California-porn-industry statewide condom Bill AB-1576 just died in committee. Thank god and the goddess that the lubricated rubber of reason cockblocked this legislation in the California Senate, for now…

Back to life, sex and fun: Luc does non-alcoholic Bonoboville Communion from Silky’s ample naturals. Then Silky drops to her knees and crawls across the floor to take hers from my clit! I reward her with a Doc Johnson Pocket Rocket (Drop Pocket Rockets, Not Patriot Missiles!) that she proceeds to ride to the sexual moon.

With 15 minutes to go, Raw Vegan Slave Goddess Cici joins the mini-orgy, along with her friends, tantric energy healer Scott Smith of “Sex Positive Ventura” and the mysterious amrita-spraying MILF, Tina Romantica. After a bared boobalicious Dirty Tequila-infused Bonoboville Communion, Scott demonstrates his fingering technique on a very juicy Tina who squirts all over her chair, as Silky keeps gushing over my hand. With all the Holy Water shooting and dribbling over the terrycloth stars and stripes, it’s very WET Sex Across America indeed. Stream DrSuzy.Tv to see what I mean by “streaming” or watch from Bonoboville when you join.

More Shout-Outs to…

Dr. Betty Dodson: Turns out that one of the stars of Sex Across America taught me to have my first orgasm at age 19. Well, she is the Godmother of Masturbation…

Candida Royalle: Another key Sex Across America player, recently censored by Facebook, is now making a biopic about her life as Golden Age porn star and pioneer erotica director.

Condomania: Even though it’s good to hear Bill AB-1576 went down, whether you’re going down or in, we advocate condom use whenever there’s any doubt as to the health of your partner or sterility of your sex toy, and Condomania has all the best condoms.

Woodhull Freedom Alliance: Hope you’re having a great Summit supporting sexual freedom!

CatalystCon: Never been to one of these, but Luc invited me and it’s right in LA, so maybe I’ll be going this year, which means maybe you should go too!

Neil deGrasse Tyson: Great meeting one of my media heroes at Friday night’s Emmys party! I was starry-eyed… He was starry-tied… From Cosmos to bonobos, kudos to Dr. Tyson for standing up for science on the likes of Fox-TV!

#JewsandArabsrefusetobeenemies: This is the only side we have any interest in being on in the horrendous Holy Land situation. Let’s stop the killing and have more SEX Around the World. Let’s disarm ourselves through our natural, bonoboësque lust for the stranger, a.k.a., the “enemy.” Let’s give peace, through pleasure, a chance. Amen and Awomen.