Kelsey Obsession, Terry, Go Go, Dawning Star, Dr. Suzy, Maya Goddess. Photo: L’Erotique

Length 1:37:02   Date: Aug. 9, 2014

Not that we’ve turned into helplessly sex-addicted stalkers or anything, but this show is obsessed with obsession… with Kelsey Obsession that is. In fact, we spend almost the whole live broadcast communing with this adorable fetish phenom and her amiable hubby Terry, exploring her uniquely kinky films, unraveling her erotic desires and peering up her oh-so articulate anus.

Indeed, Kelsey has many talents and skills, including a master’s degree which she employs as her other alter ego, sexuality instructor “Kelsey Education.” But in her naughtier secret identity as Kelsey Obsession, the star of her fetish films and the object of her fans’ obsessive cravings, she is an exceedingly anal gal specializing in the not-for-everybody niche market of the “fart fetish” (thus the anal articulation). In fact, Ms. Obsession is pretty much the Farting Queen of the Internet, as we see in a very explicit clip in which she plays a teacher who farts into the face of her eager-to-please student/slave (convincingly played by Terry) as he licks and sniffs his sultry instructor’s loudly trumpeting anus in the hope of receiving a better grade. We’re betting he gets an “A” for his anal efforts as he asphyxiates her ass aromatics until “fart particles” (farticles?) have surely coated his lungs.

Even if you’re as disgusted by flagrant flatulence as most civilized humans are, this scene is sexy (after all, it’s not “scratch ‘n’ sniff” or anything) and ultimately incredibly hilarious. Kelsey provides video content to satisfy a variety of fetishes including crush, pantyhose, giantess, strap-on, passionate “underarm” licking that verges on faux cannibalism and much more. But wherever our exploration goes on this show, it somehow always seems to wind up back inside Kelsey’s (very well-groomed) asshole.

This is Kelsey and Terry’s third appearance on DrSuzy.Tv. Their first was in our soaking wet, Roman-style SQUIRTACUS MAXIMUS XXXIII: Squirt Salon 33 featuring “The Squirt Instructor” and Spartacus star Marcus London. Next they joined the bonoboësque orgy that followed my informative interview with Bonobo Conservation Initiative UK director Tallulah BygravesonGO BONOBO {8:(l).

On those shows, they demonstrate that they can “play well in groups” (with a hat tip to Dr. Katherine Frank, previous show guest and author of the splendidbook of that name). This time, it’s just the two of them… plus Kelsey’s pussy—well, two of Kelsey’s pussies, one of which is a big black cat named Go Go who is almost as much of an exhibitionist as Kelsey, randomly sauntering on camera, sometimes with eerie effects, such when it looks like a BBC (Big Black Cock) has suddenly joined the couple… when it is actually Go Go’s rather erect and fluffy tail.

We go deeper into golden showers, small penis humiliation, foot fetish, bisexuality, polka dots, snot (!), panties and hiccups (which Maya suggests may cause additional stimulation for one’s lover). Terry confesses to a bit of an anal fetish (surprise, surprise). Capt’n Max admits to being obsessed by women in general, especially cute smart petite women like Kelsey and a certain love doctor…

Then I ask Kelsey, the grantor of so many obsessive wishes, to do something she enjoys, whereupon she sweetly but slyly asks Terry to spank her, slap her face, choke her (!) and generally manhandle her, and he obliges. I feel compelled to warn my audience (and you, my darling reader), “Do not try this at home without taking a serious course in safer BDSM.” But I must say, there is a sensuous, balletic, bonoboësque beauty to the rough play of two human animals so in tune with each other’s body parts and erotic minds as Kelsey and Terry are.

Speaking of body parts, mid-broadcast, we bring out the boobs and celebrate our fabulous kinky selves with another great, salty nipple-sucking Bonoboville Communion, in-studio with Maya and Dawning Star doing Dirty Tequila, and on-cam with Kelsey and Terry doing H20 (they’re high on pheromones anyway from all that armpit sniffing). Cici joins the convo virtually via Twitter, and an obsessively good time is had by all. Check out Kelsey’s site(s) for more of her and her ardently audible ass, plus you can find her on Bonoboville, where she is one of our newest members. “I like fucking, and bonobos fuck a lot,” she explains.

Though I love bonobos for a myriad of other qualities, like their empathy, generosity, reciprocity, gender balance, groovy hairstyles and much more, I appreciate Kelsey’s focus on the meat of the matter: bonobo sex with a capital X. In fact, you might say… it’s my obsession.