“Kiss & Make Up” Night on DrSuzy.Tv with Isiah & Monique
Length 1:34:52 Date: Aug. 23, 2014
We’ve always loved holiday convergences, but they’re making up new holidays faster than we can keep up! Who knew Monday would be official “Kiss & Make Up Day,” making this “Kiss & Make Up” weekend? Apparently, Bibi and Hamas didn’t know, and neither did ISIL (which at least has ceased defaming the Goddess Isis’ name) nor the military-style Ferguson police force. Neither did we, until just now, but it’s already one of our favorite holidays!
After all, some of the hottest sex is “make up sex,” which is the essence of the Bonobo Way of Peace through Pleasure, a force so powerful it could possibly save the world from the imminent destruction of unrestrained human aggression. Is total peace and harmony the way to end war on the battlefield or in the bedroom? Or is it a little more complex than that? After all, it’s generally good to get along, but a surplus of loving harmony between lovers often results in a lack of lust for each other, and sometimes even a lack of lust for life itself. A pinch of conflict (not too much!) can bring about that much-needed distance that generates desire in humans (and bonobos). Humans, in particular, love stories, and all stories have a conflict and a climax. The trick is to keep the conflict in perspective. Then, when you do reconcile, the climax to your make-up sex will be truly explosive. Now that’s a bomb worth dropping.
So go on, whether you’re bombing or just arguing with the people closest to you, stop it right now and kiss and make up! That goes for feuding couples, Israelis and Palestinians, jihadists and imperialists, police and protestors–everybody! If kissing takes too much tongue for you, try a hug or just a ceasefire.
Unfortunately, those in greatest need of burying the hatchet (or Uzi, bomb or missile) don’t seem to celebrate Kiss and Make Up Day (formerly called by the more serious name of “Reconciliation Day”), but we sure do on DrSuzy.Tv with one of our favorite return guests, up-and-cumming porn star Isiah Maxwell, a.k.a. Isiah King James IV, PR Prince of Ideal Image Models, now a popular Bonoboville member… or is it that his maximized member is very popular on Bonoboville? Unlike so many swelled dickheads, Isiah is as humble as he is hung. Always a gentleman, he rarely joins us without a sexy Ideal lady, and this time is no exception. His “date” is the voluptuous and sultry Monique Symone whose sweet face and beautiful, bountiful, all-natural 32DD breasts grace the cover of her latest DVD (in which she stars in a sizzling outdoor sex scene with Isiah… a dicking on the decking, if you will), director, King Midas’ aptly dubbed Big Black Titties (BBT). With whatever power is vested in me here in Bonoboville, I dub Monique the BBT Queen as she takes off her bra, and just in time to celebrate “Go Topless Day” (another bonoboësque holiday we try to honor every day). Mmm… this convergence makes sense. Who wouldn’t want to kiss and make up with a topless hottie?
Both Monique and Isiah are pretty mellow, but to celebrate Kiss and Make Up Day, they find random things to fight about (aren’t most fights over nothing anyway?), including the fact that Monique hasn’t kept in touch with Isiah’s staff (so to speak), and that she has a boyfriend (hanging out in the Bonoboville green room, enjoying the show). Then they “kiss and make up.” Though the fight is a fantasy, the kiss is real and smoking hot.
Raised in a strict Seventh Day Adventist Christian home, Monique reveals how her burgeoning sexuality “thrust” her into porn and BDSM (where aftercare often involves some topless kissing and making up) She never lost her spirituality, though she now identifies as “pagan,” and she is planning for life-after-porn as a nutritionist. Ascending the stripper pole, she also reveals her more physical assets, including her impressive ass which bounces delightfully as I spank it with my JuxLeather finger flogger. Then she reveals her shaved yoni, which she likes to call her “twat,” and what a luscious twat it is!
Unfortunately, the King’s scepter is temporarily out-of-order. Blame it on Skin Diamond who “skinned” his mighty 11-incher “bloody” with her stocking feet while doing a “foot-job.” Isiah, not much of a foot fetishist himself, was focusing his erotic attention on Skin’s beautiful face as well as high on adrenaline, so he didn’t notice how wounded he was until after he came. “It was worth it,” he maintains, even though it seems to have put him out of commission, at least for Monique.
It doesn’t help that it’s also “Banana Split Day” (another bonoboësque holiday), and Monique doesn’t like bananas. But the convergence continues, and since it is our most bonoboësque former President Bill Clinton’s 68th birthday (actually 8/19) the day is saved, and not just because we’re ultra-thrilled to get a call from “America’s First Black President,” Bonobo Billy Jeff himself, letting us know that at 68, he’s still smoking, but he’ll be pulling out all the stops for his 69th, which he insists will feature kissing, toplessness, a banana, and maybe even a Middle East peace treaty that actually works.
As a present to the President, we take our official Bill Clinton dildo (whose distinctive head bears a remarkable likeness to the original) on a direct Air Force One flight into Monique’s tight landing bay. Recalling the former President’s sex circus of an impeachment, a.k.a. the American “Coup de Twat,” we keep it safe with a magnum Condomania condom stretched over his big head, as Isiah makes up for his wounded pants-snake by operating the Doc Johnson Pocket Rocket on Monique’s blossoming clit. Fire Pocket Rockets, Not Artillery Rockets! All cylinders go!
Meanwhile we all toast “Go Topless Day” with Dirty Tequila (the BBC King’s choice) and Ron de Jeremy spiced rum (the BBT Queen’s choice) in Bonoboville Communions all around, from Monique of the Seventh Day Adventists to Isiah the former Catholic altar boy to Cici the Quaker minister’s daughter (another active Bonobovillian), who joins us with licks, love, naughty bites and pierced nipples (Isiah says he loves pierced nipples… perhaps he relates to the pain in sensitive areas on this show). Celebrations continue into the after-party where I pick a little fight with Capt’n Max just so we can “converge” and kiss and make up.
Kiss and Make Up Day. Let’s do it every day. It’s the Bonobo Way.
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