Judy Oasis, Sagi, Vicky Vixen, Dr. Susan Block with Snake Eve & JuxLeather Finger-Flogger, Oh Maya, Emma Snow, Dane Cross, Chelsea Demoiselle. Photo: L’Erotique. Insert: Dee Dennis of CatalystCon

Length 1:38:23   Date: Aug. 30, 2014

From a stimulating CatalystCon-versation to another bonoboësque after-party orgy on the kitchen table, this show is an eclectic amalgamation of sex education via verbal communication, physical demonstration and sizzling, summer-hot celebration for the whole Bonoboville congregation. We start with a bite (actually, more of a lick) of the apple from the Tree of Knowledge in our Garden of Eden, then engage in an informative chat with Dee Dennis, the somewhat mysterious but extremely passionate creator of CatalystCon, a budding Cali conference of sex educators (including many DrSuzy.Tv alumni) that aims to share knowledge and inspire discussion, converging at the LAX Westin September 11-14.

You may wonder why we really need sex education. After all, isn’t sex natural? Sure, sex is natural… if you’re happy being a male premature ejaculator or an inorgasmic woman or a couple that thinks the bed is a place to watch TV. But if you want sex to be good, you have to learn a thing or three. Education is power, and sex education is sexual power… the power to attract and cultivate healthy, exciting relationships, the power to understand and partake in the pervasive sexual dynamics of life, the power to give and receive pleasure, the power to love and be loved, the power to touch and be touched. We need education in the sexual sciences to counter damaging, sometimes deadly superstitions and misinformation. We need education in the sexual arts to help improve our erotic lives which can, in turn, strengthen families and communities. We need education in sexual psychology and philosophy to help us determine our true sexual nature and cultivate it in a fulfilling, ethical manner. Packed with seminars, workshops, meet-ups (including a private sex workers meet-up!), panels and its own film festival, CatalystCon looks like a good place to get sex-educated with the cheerful guidance of many of America’s most dedicated sex educators. No sex in the public areas, please (it’s not a Lifestyles convention!), but there is sure to be plenty of sex talk and probably lots of fun in the private rooms. So get yourself registered (if you want to get 10 bucks off, enter the code “DrSuzy”), and maybe I’ll see you there!

From DD to VV… we then turn to our in-studio guest of honor, the charismatic, multi-talented, multi-curvaceous Vicky Vixen, star of our Squirting St. Patrick’s Eve (Squirt Salon #36) and Petraeus-Gate in Bonoboville, who (speaking of sex and education) is leaving the sex industry to pursue her education. Though she feels her work as an erotic entertainer often crossed over into sex education (after all, with other types of honest sex-ed so sparse, people often turn to porn stars and sex workers for guidance), she will study business, art and the environment in her next incarnation as a community college student in Arizona.

Vicky’s escort is Sagi, her “sexual companion” from Israel where he got a pretty good sex education just from watching The Dr. Susan Block Show on Ego-TV. Sagi might hail from occupied territory, but he’s right on board with the bonoboësque #JewsAndArabsRefuseToBeEnemies movement. At least he says he is, pointing out that “Palestinian women are sexy,” though his libido is pretty focused on a beautiful buxom lapsed Mormon currently named Vicky Vixen. One type of oral sex (conversation) leads to another (Bonoboville Communion), and another, i.e., some of the most enthusiastic cunnilingus we’ve ever seen, heard or felt, getting VV the female ejaculatrix to squirt like a fountain right in the RadioSUZY1 studio, baptizing everyone in the VV vicinity in her Holy Water. Hallelujah! Praise the Lady!

Into this scene of congenial debauchery strides our old friend, Dane Cross, another award-winning adult star who is now transitioning into “life after porn,” working on several projects, including a film featuring our really old friend Penn Jillette. Dane always rolls with intriguing, beautiful people, and this time, he comes bearing the gift of Emma Snow, an exquisite new sex starlet and virgin to DrSuzy.Tv, who is a cross between Sasha Grey’s younger sister, Audrey Hepburn in “Breakfast at Tiffany’s XXX” and, of course, a kinky Snow White. Having “escaped” Seattle for LA to be “the next Meryl Streep,” Emma soon tired of the mainstream entertainment shuffle and found herself in porn which she seems to enjoy, at least for the moment. Demure at first, she takes Bonoboville Communion off the back of Dane’s neck. Then, emboldened by the in-studio congregation’s encouragement, she takes another communion off Dane’s cross. Later, she tries sucking it to get Dane’s attention while he texts and tweets away. Being an expert multi-tasker, Dane manages to type coherent messages to several different individuals even as Emma’s pixie-cut hair bobs at his groin, her luscious lips engulfing his stiffening rod, until finally he puts down the damn phone. Score one for Emma Snow! She gets her reward when she requests that Dane return the favor, whereupon he gallantly picks her up, lays her lovely body on the kitchen table, pulls down her tights and eats her out alongside Sagi doing pretty much the same thing to Vicky in a spectacular banquet centerpiece of beautiful naked ladies screaming in ecstasy, Bonoboville-style. These ladies get tongue lashings they won’t soon forget!

Other spontaneous in-studio Bonoboville Communion participants include Judy from Oasis Aqua Lounge, a water-themed sex club in Toronto, as well as our own Maya and Cici. Interestingly, Canada’s laws allow clubgoers to imbibe alcoholic beverages while enjoying nude entertainment (which isn’t legal in Cali), but imposes a limit on how big your breast implants can be (meaning somewhere up north there is a Titty Committee getting down to the nitty gritty). The reason we know this is that Judy’s boobs are at Canada’s legal limit. We’ve had good times in another cool club called Oasis in Cannes, and we look forward to visiting this one next time we find ourselves in Toronto. It being the last Saturday of August, we also bid farewell to another page in A Buttload O’ Months, our 2014 wall calendar featuring those dangerously adorable “Unlicensed Professionals” Catherine Imperio and Samantha Fairley.

We close the show with a plea to stop all the bombing and beheading and Drop Pocket Rockets, Not Guided Missiles! With so much horrific, headline-hogging violence in our world, it’s no wonder folks on all sides want to fight back. But as we see throughout the Middle East, fighting fire with firepower only sows more seeds of enmity and destruction. As the Rev. Paul Brandeis Raushenbushwrites in his recent article ISIS and the Crisis in Meaning, “You can’t bomb an ideology. You have to combat it with a better ideology.” I couldn’t agree more, but the problem is that most of the competing ideologies and major organized religions out there are violent, tribal, patriarchal systems. If we really want a “better ideology,” I say let’s look to our Make-Love-Not-War kissing cousins, and follow the Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure and female empowerment. “Amen” and “Awomen” moans the congregation.

Whereupon we kiss, hug, skip, dance, stumble and fly across the balconies to the kitchen for our very bonoboësque orgy of good food, hot sex, peace, love, music, art, education, sensation, camaraderie, diversity and, perhaps the most vital element of any Bonoboville, the spirit of collective joy.