Kerstin, Haley Sweet, Bonobo Betty, Dr. Susan Block wearing Eiffel Tower in solidarity with #JeSuisCharlie, Agwa Coca Leaf Liqueur, Maya Goddess, Submissive Clay, Skye. Photo: l’Erotique

Length 1:43:42:00   Date: Jan. 10, 2015

This show starts off on shaky ground, what with my featured guest, Dan “Grizzly Adams” Haggerty, a no-show due to a sudden family emergency and an uninvited guest (a cold) invading my nasal passages and terrorizing my throat. And yes, we bonobos are still reeling from the carnage in Paris. #NousSommesCharlie! #JeSuisCharlie! I may not be a cartoonist, but I’m something of a cartoon character sometimes and have been accused of “obscenity” of various kinds. So the specter of more and crazier murder and mayhem looms large as the rain pours down around the Womb Room.

But we manage to have a rollicking good time anyway, exchanging Weapons of Mass Discussion (see below) before getting down to the serious business of pleasure, spanking and Free-the-Nipple fun, all in the violence-diffusing spirit of the Bonobo Way.

First up on my bed is one of porn’s sweetest stars, Haley Sweet. Haley’s so sweet, she could cheer up a condemned man on his way to execution. And since we’re all now on the look-out for black-clad terrorists busting into our offices and/or greeting us at the supermarket, that’s a great attribute. Haley receives her DrSuzy.Tv award for “Most Acrobatic Sex” (sharing it with Dark Phoenix), then proceeds to show us why she deserves it by doing a striptease-lapdance that involves a lap-handstand!

My next special guest is the lovely, curvaceous and well-read Submissive Clay who is so naughty I have to punish her several times. First I give her a “Book Spanking” with The Bonobo Way—which proves to be not only a good read, but a great paddle. Since she enjoys that way too much, I resort to blindfolding and ignoring her, which does the trick since this sexy but stubborn attention-slut really hates being ignored.

Goddess Maya, looking divine in a long Grecian gown with easy access to her exquisite breasts, joins us for a free-wheeling, #FreeTheNipple “Bonoboville Communion” with Agwa, salt and an array of freed and perky nipples (though stubborn Subbie Clay only shares her delicious Double DDs in-studio).

Weapons of Mass Discussion: #JeSuisCharlie, the Terrorist Attacks in Paris & Our Love of France; Stop Bombing & Maybe They’ll Stop Shooting; You Can’t Bomb an Ideology (You Can Only Combat It with Another Ideology); Why The Bonobo Way is The Best Way to Combat Murder & Mayhem on All Sides; Capt’n Max Quotes Arafat, “Our Power Lies in the Bellies of Our Women”; The Lysistrata Solution: Women Should Refuse to Sleep with Killers; Recent Female Ejaculation Study Findings Questionable; Bill Cosby’s Sleep Fetish & “Sleep Creep” Porn; Dark Phoenix’ Consensual Sleep Fetish for Haley Sweet’s Sleeping Body; The Amazing Story of the Original Valentine’s Day of Lupercalia, Valentine/Lupercalia in Bonoboville Coming Up February 14^th (RSVP Here or Call 310-568-0066).

Commedia Erotica: Snake Play with Evie, Book-Spanking Naughty Clay’s Panties-Down Bare Bottom OTK (Over Two Knees—Mine & Haley’s) as this Luscious Lapsed Catholic Confesses Her Sins to Her Mother Confessor (Me); Haley’s Special Striptease Dance for Smokey Binion’s Birthday; Haley’s Panty Exchange for Panty Boy; Sensory Deprivation (Blindfolding); Titties for Bonoboville Communion; Pussies for Peace!

© January 11, 2015. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is an LA sex therapist, talk show host and author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels.