#GoBonobos in 2015: Goddess Maya, Moe the Monster with CalExotics “Body & Soul,” Ana Foxxx with Screaming O dolphin & New Year’s Panties, Dr. Susan Block with Agwa Coca Leaf Liqueur, Isiah Maxwell with “The Bonobo Way,” Dark Phoenix catching flies. Photo: Felix

Length 1:35:03:00   Date: Jan. 3, 2015

by Dr. Susan Block

It’s the first live DrSuzy.Tv broadcast of 2015, officially dubbed the Year of the Bonobo, and we do indeed #GoBonobos into the newborn year, getting it off to a swinging start with a lusty troop of humans for whom The Bonobo Way is a way of life.

These include our dear friends from the fabulous Ideal Image Models agency: Isiah Maxwell, a.k.a Isiah King James IV, one of the nicest guys in porn as well as a true king (with an 11-inch scepter), Ana Foxxx, bonoboësque beauty with a smile as dazzling as New Year’s Eve, and Moe the Monster, naughty boy with a heart of gold and that mischievous “monster” with which we love to play.

Like me every other year except this one, Moe doesn’t believe in New Year’s resolutions. Isiah is also pretty chill, even though he’s up for the prestigious AVN Award of “Best Newcomer.” We hope he wins! Though he’s already won “Best Comer” (or “Cummer”), a.k.a. the esteemed SUZY Award for “Most Copious Ejaculation (Male)” 2014 (in appreciation for which he gets a Signed Copy of The Bonobo Way), so any more “comer”-type awards are just gravy, so to speak.

AVN Award “Best Newcomer” Nominee Isiah Maxwell accepts his “Best Comer” SUZY Award from Dr. Susan Block. Photo: Felix

“I try to stay humble,” says Isiah, as Ana turns his elephant trunk into a tree trunk a bonobo could climb. Showing off another potentially award-winning talent, he makes his snake dance like my snake Evie (if she were three times her thickness and attached to a man). Isiah claims the secret to his “copious ejaculation” success is eating celery a few hours before sex. I’ve long recommended celery for freshening up the taste of semen, but according to Isiah, it also pumps up the volume, so chomp those stalks, guys!

Moe, winner of the same award in 2013 (coincidentally enough!), credits his impressive discharge to confining his pleasure to porn scenes. That makes sense, but seems harsh. No mo’ release for Moe off-camera. Is this the age of the porn-selfie, or what? Modern male porn stars like Moe don’t even want to “waste” an orgasm off-camera. They sacrifice their private pleasure for their fans’ erotic entertainment. Well, it’s their choice. They’re consenting adults, often exhibitionists, and pleasure is their business, after all.

A pure pleasure just to gaze upon—and even more to touch, smell and taste (too bad our members site isn’t scratch-and-sniff)—Ana Foxxx’s first New Year’s resolution is to pack more business and pleasure into her already business-and-pleasure-packed life. She also resolves to be the sexy center of a consensual and very sensual “gangbang” orgy, a resolution the rest of us start helping her to fulfill immediately, beginning with a request from Panty Boy for Ana’s black lace thong to be added to the “Panty Boy Collection” in exchange for a pink smiley-face g-string that says “Aloha,” perfect for welcoming a bonoboësque new year.

Ana Foxxx wishes DrSuzy.Tv viewers a “HAPPY NUDE REAR” (with snake Eve). Photo: Michael Z.

Watching this former runway model strip down to her naked, hard-bodied “Happy Nude Rear” is a voyeur’s delight. Then it’s time to “Free the Nipple” and enjoy “Bonoboville Communion” with Goddess Maya and Agwa Coca Leaf Liqueur. Though the boys decry sex toys, Ana enjoys the good vibrations of a new hot pink CalExotics “Heart and Soul” vibe and a baby blue buzzing dolphin from Screaming O, not to mention my Condomania-wrapped Hitachi.

Then it’s the boys’ turns to take communion—Moe lapping hungrily from my own “freed” nipple as Isiah and Dark Phoenix (now casting director of DrSuzy.Tv!) lick the communion salt off Ana’s smooth and muscular inner thigh, at which point, King Isiah’s royal pants come off, his long hard scepter doing the Happy New Year’s snake dance, and Ana’s resolution of being at the center of a bonoboësque gangbang is gloriously underway.

This ecstatic, fun and very funny first show of the year marks an auspicious beginning to 2015 as the Year of the Bonobo and toward fulfilling our resolution. Just to review, class: the three prongs of the #GoBonobos Resolution are to resolve to 1) practice the Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure in your personal life and in the our war-addicted world, 2) release your “inner bonobo” in the bedroom and beyond, and 3) help save the wild bonobos, our close genetic kissing cousins, from extinction. For that last prong, please donate to Lola ya Bonobo, BCI and/or one of the other bonobo conservation groups we support.

#GoBonobos in 2015! Isiah, Moe, Ana, Dr. Suzy & Maya. Photo: Felix

Hope your new year is also off to a bonoboësque start! Regardless, don’t miss a unique opportunity to celebrate a very special, romantic, erotic holiday bonobo-style: VALENTINE’S DAY in Bonoboville on Saturday night, February 14^th itself. That’s just a hop, skip and a month away, so don’t delay the pleasure: RSVP here and let’s party like bonobos from now until the end of time.

© January 4, 2015. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is an internationally renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels.