Sanctuary’s Cupcake Sinclair, Lady Remedy Ann, Rainey Lane, Dr. Susan Block, Lola Bastinado, Amor Hilton, Dark Phoenix with Juxleather februa and Agwa. (Row 2) Serenity S, Ceejay Strokes, Baroness Kitty. Photo: Michael Z.

Length 1:47:48:00 Date: Jan. 17, 2015

by Dr. Susan Block

What a night! What an excellent, eye-popping, mind-opening, heart-expanding, nipple-freeing, butt-spanking, female-ejaculating, beautiful and very bonoboësque evening with friends, lovers and some rather exciting newcomers, just proving The Dr. Susan Block Show more than merits its title, “The Greatest Sexuality Show on Earth.”

It also proves why certain people and groups—from the ultra-religious to some in the so-called “sex-positive” community—are afraid of us. We get WILD. We go bonobos! Though we always stay grounded in reality, consensuality, good humor and the Bonobo Way philosophy of peace through pleasure. Yes, there are now oodles of “sexperts” doing Internet sexuality programs and millions of webcam shows giving anatomy lessons every minute of every day. But no other show mixes sex education with explicit demonstration, history, psychology, anthropology, primatology, progressive politics, erotic art, music, comedy and spontaneous, authentic, orgiastic, communal celebration, as ours has been doing for years, still surprising, enlightening and delighting the lucky few who witness it every Saturday night here in Bonoboville.

This show is a good example. It’s 50 Shades of FUN from start to grand-squirting-climax. First up on my broadcast bed is New York sex educator, happily married pro-domme and Lifestyle party-master, Lola Bastinado, fresh from the Sexual Health Expo where she was nominated for “Sexpert of the Year.” Lola didn’t win; that honor went to our longtime colleague, Dr. Ava Cadell, to whom we send our warm congrats and bonoboësque best wishes. But Lola wins our hearts with her special Big Apple charm. Her dashing escort, porn star Ceejay Strokes, is quite the charmer as well. And speaking of lucky, this self-confessed voyeur gets a ringside seat for the erotic action.

This comes courtesy of several guests from Sanctuary, the LA dungeon and play space run by one of our favorite pro-dommes, Mistress Cyan, all of whom whip it up for Lupercalia (the original Valentine’s Day and less than a month away, so RSVP now!) while tuning up their “instruments” for AEE and the AVN Awards (if you’ll be there, be sure to check out Sanctuary’s booth, the LAIR, and their sure-to-be-fun after-party with Kink.com). The statuesque Lady Remedy Ann, the über-buxom Baroness Kitty, sweet-as-sugar Cupcake Sinclair, social media maven Dear Serenity, and assorted other slaves and pets soon transform my Womb Room into a three-ring circus with flogging on the bed, spanking on the St. Andrew’s Cross, a blow-job in the studio audience, moans of passion and peals of laughter mixing with discussions about bonobos, Lupercalia, how to respond to terrorism and the state of sex education in the world today.

But the breakaway star of this show turns out to be Sanctuary’s effervescent pro-switch, Goddess Rainey Lane, who loves displaying her killer physique (toned from years skating Roller Derby), singing karaoke, getting tied up and speaking her mind. When she tells us she’s called “Rainey” because she can squirt like a thundershower, I persuade her to give us a demonstration and, after just a bit more coaxing, cheering, a ride on the Sybian and a round with the Hitachi AND my rather bulbous-headed President Bill Clinton dildo, she showers me, my guests, my camera people and several lucky audience members in a torrent of clear, sparkling amrita.

Rainey Lane SQUIRTS Holy Water with Dr. Susan Block. Right: Ceejay Strokes. Uncensored pix and full show on DrSuzy.Tv. Photo: Michael Z.

This is not *just* a visual treat—though it certainly is that!—it is an important sex educational demonstration of the fine art of “projectile”-style female ejaculation, especially in light of the recent study that concludes that “squirting” doesn’t really exist, or if it does, the woman is actually peeing while coming.

Not that I’m trying to diss piss, but if Rainey is raining urine on all of us, I can guarantee you that most of us (except for a couple hardcore urophiliacs in the room), would be retching and running away. Instead, we all breathe deeply of the faint floral fragrance, sniff our wet skin and smile, baptized by Holy Water.

Underlining the point that this is #notpee, Rainey actually urinates right before she squirts. It’s true that squirt comes from the bladder and goes out through the urethra, but that doesn’t mean it is the same substance as urine. Of course, I only have experience (15 years of it!) with squirting, helping others squirt, smell tests and taste tests to back me up. Peer-reviewed “scientific studies” are taken much more seriously than personal experience (even by me), even though the study in question only examined seven women, and I have witnessed the ejaculation of several dozen, including my own.

Click the pic to get a closer look: Rainey Lane Squirts with Dr. Suzy. #notpee Photo: Jux Lii

I really wish some well-funded scientists would do a study on Rainey, Deauxma, Annie Body, Annie Cruz, Shayna Knight, Shay Lynn, Vicky Vixen, Angie Noir, Leila Swan, Eden Alexander, Lucy Blaze, Alexandra Silk, Tina Romantica, Veronica Avluv and many of the other great genuine squirters who have been on my shows and Squirt Salons. Please do it ASAP, as that other study is being accepted as gospel in some quarters (like the UK which has banned porn scenes of squirting, as well as face-sitting and fisting, as “obscene”), and squirting women are now being shamed and demonized as incontinent bed-wetters. Well, at least everybody in the Womb Room is convinced. Rainey squirts for science! Don’t miss this marvelous moment now playing on DrSuzy.Tv.

Last but most definitely not least, and looking prettier and poutier than ever, our “Most Adorable” 2014 SUZY Award winner herself, Amor “Baby Block” Hilton, makes her first appearance of 2015 in Bonoboville, sharing her beauteous boobies (still all-natural!) with Mama here for Bonoboville Communion. Speaking of which, I haven’t tasted this many freed nipples—of all shapes, sizes and textures—since 2014. Yum! Please pass the salt and Agwa Coca Leaf Liqueur. Of course, adorable Amor, being a bit late, also gets a spanking on her divinely spankable derrière, lovely as ever, despite a strategically located scratch—or is that a bite?

We’re thrilled that Amor and Rainey, as well as a bevy of other exciting featured guests, will be joining us for a spectacular LUPERCALIA in Bonoboville LA on Saturday, February 14^th. The party is already filling up fast with couples and singles eager to ditch the sugar-coated, high-pressure commercialism of Valentine’s Day for the free-wheeling communal ecstasy of the original V-Day, the Lupercalia (special februa whips and floggers made by JuxLeather). So if you want to be sure to have a spanking good time on the High Holiday of Love, RSVP now.

Shout-outs also to our old friend Lydia Teez (another great squirter!) who is an active audience member of this show, and to our new friend, ecosex leader and Gaia and the New Politics of Love author Serena Anderlini-D’Onofrio, who just wrote a wonderful review of The Bonobo Way and has joined us in declaring 2015 the Year of the Bonobo!

© January 18, 2015. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is an internationally renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels.