Post-Orgy with the Cast of “Charlie Sheen’s Porno Adventure”: Jamey Janes, Evan Stone, Hollie Stevens, Jim Powers, Vicki Chase, Eric John.  Photo: Jes Andrade

Length: 93:54 minutes        Date: 05/07/2011

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I kick off Masturbation Month 2011 with a bang, and a whole lot of banging with the wild and wonderful cast of Charlie Sheen’s Porno Adventure. What a hot tigerblooded, truly orgiastic show! Duh, winning! And wanking.  And a whole lot more…

Featured Guests in Order of Appearance

Evan Stone multiple winner of AVN’s Male Performer of the Year award, Evan Stone is “high on being Charlie Sheen” in Jim Powers’ Charlie Sheen’s Porno Adventure, confessing that his favorite masturbation material is Apocalypse Now.  Evan talks almost as fast and furious as Sheen, yet humbly takes a spanking from Vicki Chase and me, then has sex with Jamey Janes and ejaculates puddles of his Adonis DNA all over Vicky’s pineapple sunglasses, while guzzling Tigerblood (the drink) and Agwa Coca Leaf Liqueur and snorting the lime salt (that hurt), before going back for more sex with Jamey.  In other words, Evan might well be Charlie Sheen’s porno fantasy of himself.

Eric John porn actor, foot fetishist and very cunning linguist, Eric met his wife Vicki at WaMu where she was his bank teller and he was her lunch break quickie. Eric steps into his role as Porno Charlie/Evan’s wingman on the show as the two enjoy an amazing double-header from Jamey’s talented mouth. Then Eric screws his hotwife while I sit on his face (yes indeed!) in the evening’s climactic orgiastic moment(s).

Vicki Chase bank teller turned porn starlet featured on Charlie Sheen’s Porno Adventure.  When WAMU turned into Chase, so did Vicki, chasing her porno dreams. Ms. Chase quit her job at the bank, but she still receives plenty of deposits and withdrawals with loads of money shots. Having masturbated since she was 12, Vicki confesses to jilling off more than ever now and joyously accepts my invitation to join in the M Month festivities—spanking, wanking and much more–first revealing her satin nude g-string and matching bra—the same set she wore on her wedding day (all together now: awwwww)—then removing those for her hubby’s safekeeping as she dons an aqua micro-g-string for ensuing Sheenesque debaucheries with the fabulous Hollie Stevens, a Hitachi Magic Wand, her beloved hubby giving it to her from behind with Porno Charlie Sheen in the form of Evan Stone giving her even more in front.

Jim Powers late on his first appearance on the The Dr. Susan Block Show, the director of Charlie’s Porno Adventure finds himself almost immediately across my lap and Vicki’s, being spanked for his tardiness with a DVD of his own movie. Ultimately he makes up for his lateness by bringing a great group of XXX performers who turn the show into a joyous, life-affirming, bitchin, gnarly orgy.  Powers finds Sheen inspirational: “he does all the drugs and fucks all the whores.”

Hollie Stevens another porn star/goddess of Charlie Sheen’s Porno Adventure, wonderful wild woman, clown and courageous cancer fighter (maybe the real Charlie Sheen could start a Porn Star Cancer Fund!), this is Hollie’s fourth great appearance on The Dr. Susan Block Show.  On her first, Dommes & Hollie, she was tied up naked for the first time and peed into a glass for Sissy Maid to drink.  Once again, Hollie steals the show at the climax by licking Porno Charlie Sheen/Evan Stone’s copious loads of Adonis DNA off Vicki’s chic pineapple sunglasses.

Jamey Janes another goddess/star of Charlie Sheen’s Porno Adventure, this is the mischievous Russian beauty’s second great appearance on The Dr. Susan Block Show. She starts out a little quiet this time, slightly peeved with Porno Dan for reasons we can all imagine.   But when her hot lips switch from talking on a microphone to giving head to both Evan and Eric pretty much simultaneously, she’s a happy bonobo girl.  Though pantyless on arrival, she gets her new red lace panties nice and wet for Panty Boy.

Porno Dan in his third unannounced appearance on The Dr. Susan Block Show, Mr. Dan narrowly avoids getting whacked by Jamey’s wrathful paddle, just long enough to promote his hot new TV series, then dines from behind at my bar.

Weapons of Mass Discussion

Masturbation, Charlie Sheen, Sex, Drugs, Sex and Drugs, Goddesses, Rehab, Tigerblood, Tigers Blood, Adonis DNA, Masturbation Month, Sex Therapy, Masturbating to Apocalypse Now, Mutual Masturbation, Golden Showers, Penis Pills, First Time Squirting, Porn Parodies, Foot Fetishes, Former Bank Teller Porn Stars, Sex During Lunch Break in the Macy’s Parking Lot, Multiple Orgasms, Spanking, Self-Spanking, Sniffing Panties, Coping with Cancer, Robbing Banks, Kidnapping, Life and Death

Performance Erotica

Masturbating with a Doc Johnson Pocket Rocket and Stuffed Tiger, Modeling and Stripping Off Bridal Panties and Bra, Sharing Spouses With Porn Stars, Spanking As Punishment For Cervix Pounding and Tardiness, Licking Agwa Salt Off Several Boobs and One Penis, Downing Agwa Shots, Drinking Tigers Blood Energy Drinks, Topless Bank Teller Impressions, Wearing 911 Panties For Panty Boy, Servicing Two Penises Simultaneously, Servicing Two Vulvas Simultaneously, Threesomes, Foursomes, Fivesome, Sixsome! Fellatio, Double Fellatio, Cunnilingus, Analingus, Loads of Coming, Lots of Banging, Group Sex, Communal Ecstasy