Our “Girls and Corpses” Easter Eve
Length: 89:08 minutes Date: 04/23/2011
On the Eve of Easter Sunday, when Jesus is reported to have “risen” like bread from the dead (making him possibly the most famous and beloved zombie of all time), The Dr. Susan Block Show examines the eternal and trendy relationship between sex and death—both the “little death” and the Big One–and the forbidden fetish for necrophilia. The Irreverend Dr. Susan Block, in sheer Mother Confessor robe and Catholic cross-trimmed panties, turns this taboo and inherently frightening subject into a sensual and humorous romp with a jovial Commedia Erotica cast of necrophiliacs, porn stars, pornographers, torture artists, heavenly bodies in body bags, corpse dolls and whacky, macabre artificial body parts… Not exactly a hospitable scene for the Easter Bunny, but a very funny, fun and morbidly sexy show with a couple of the hottest “Corpsettes” alive!
Robert “Corpsy” Rhine: proud “deaditor-in-chief”of “Girls and Corpses” magazine and connoisseur of morbid, *mostly* fake body parts and cadavers in compromising positions with beautiful, innocent-looking young ladies. After enduring a near-death experience (NDE), Corpsy’s resurrection was accompanied by a fascination for all things dead and sexy. His Easter gifts to Dr. Suzy include an assortment of pussy magnets, prison soap complete with butt hole, and 10 seconds of being sealed up tight in a body bag with Sasha Sweet. “The more people confront their death, the more comfortable they can be with their bodies,” quoth Rabbi Corpsy.
Sasha Sweet: self-declared nymphomanic, mellifluous and mellow masochist, Jewish pornographer with a passion to do something different and the quintessential “Corpsette,” Sasha “could give a stiffy to a stiff,” as Dr. Suzy says, with her winning charm, erotic intelligence and slim, natural, hour-glass figure. While the show is young, she strips off her pink party dress under which she is wearing nothing but a pair of white cotton lace panties saturated with a full day’s essence at the behest of Panty Boy. Later, she removes the panties to reveal a lovely brunette bush atop shaved lips, then rides Corpsy’s corpse’s nose (what’s left of it), spends 10 seconds of heaven with Chastity in the body bag, dying in bliss and returning in ecstasy, and then does it again with Dr. Suzy (at which point Pr. Max asks if there’s room in the body bag for him), then gets spanked by Dr. Suzy for putting her new panties on backwards.
Chastity Lynn: fellow “Corpsette” and porn actress, slightly reticent at first but while embracing Sasha in the toasty body bag with, Chastity becomes an instant lover, caressing, kissing passionately and running her soft hands along the lines of Sasha’s bodacious curves. Her story about having recently sucked yogurt out of another porn gal’s anus is particularly intriguing coming from such a seemingly shy young lady. And when stripping off her sweet plaid g-string in exchange for a new pink lace thong from Dr. Suzy’s collection, she reveals a perfectly smooth shaved vulva.
Damian “Omen” Troy: zombie rocker dude with voluminous dreads from the band Ooze and good friend of Jack the Zipper. At one point, aptly sums up the scene: “This show gives a whole new meaning to Bed, Bath and Beyond.”
Jolyon Collier: master contraption maker for Sex and Metal, a BDSM sex-positive company offering some of the most gruesomely enticing torture devices on the scene, joins us once again, having shown his and brother Michael’s exquisite equipment at some of LA’s hottest sex venues, to show support for Corpsy who has showcased Sex and Metal in Girls and Corpses magazine.
Caller: Sean from England whose girlfriend would not give him the pleasure of intercourse due to his oversized manhood—for her, that is. Dr. Suzy suggests that he is lying like a cadaver, but makes the following suggestions anyway: 1) use more lube, 2) take more time for foreplay with his tongue and fingers, 3) insert it only halfway in and/or 4) acquire a new girlfriend of more ‘depth.’
Weapons of Mass Discussion
Sex and Death, Near Death Experiences (NDE), Girls and Corpses, Girls, Corpses, Easter, Jesus Christ Resurrection, Mary Magdalene, Easter Bunny, Necrophilia, Religious Torture, Body Bags, Youth, Nymphomania, Panties, Gallows Humor, Masochism, Oversized Penises, Corpse Fetishes, Enemas Using Rice Milk, Yogurt and Honey, Jewish College of Pornography, Art of Scott Siedman, Love Doll from the now defunct (dead?) Hollywood Erotic Museum, War, Peace, Love, Bonobos
Nudity, Panties, Panty Changing, Beautiful Topless Girls in Panties Making Out in a Body Bag, Beautiful Topless Girls Grinding on Corpse Dolls, Agwa Shots, Panty Flashing, Kissing, Fondling, Pocket Rocket Play, Fun with Fake Cadavers
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