Luzer Twersky, Egyptia, Tuesday Conner, Dr. Susan Block, Erica Simone, The Oracle. Bottom: Gypsy Bonobo, Ikkor the Wolf, Trumpster the Penis Pillow, Twin Butterflies. Photo: L’Erotique.

Length 1:47:08 Date: January 28, 2017

by Dr. Susan Block.

Erotic poets, dramatic actors, a rapper, stripper and a “drag queen Uber driver” gather together in our multi-denominational, mega-sensational Church of Bonoboville to take Communion and serve up tastes of their sexy performance art, as we celebrate the Chinese “Year of the Rooster,” aka “Cock” (aka “Dickhead”), joining thousands of protestors in airport terminals throughout this great land to decry the deplorable new Dick-tator with small dick syndrome.

Nori watches DrSuzy.Tv in the Garden of Bonoboville while everyone else warms up in the Womb Room. Photo: Clemmy Cockatoo

Ménage à Tuesday

But before I attempt to unravel the turpitudes and tirades of Trumplethinskin, let me introduce our featured guests on this show, beginning with the playwright and players of Ménage à Trois, a sensuous erotic trilogy by Tuesday Conner, theatrical poet and producer sextraordinaire, accompanied by multi-talented cast members, Twin Butterfly, Egyptia, The ORACLE, and “Sexiest Rappier” 2016 SUZY award winner, the one and only Ikkor the Wolf.

Tuesday gets us in the mood for lust with her dramatic poem about a spontaneous, multi-orgasmic encounter with the man of her dreams, electrifying the Womb Room as she articulates her fiery passion. Raised as a Jehovah’s Witness, Tuesday tells us the tale of her evolution into theatrical producer and spokeswoman for sexual awareness, sex education, BDSM play and the transformative power of erotic poetry, in part thanks to her favorite drama teacher, the late great “Blaxploitation” director Cliff Roquemore (Ikkor’s dad!), and in another part due to the influence of BDSM and Ménage Master Orpheus Black.  Other parts are still a little mysterious… so far.

Butterfly Striptease

The fluttering sprite of the crew is Twin Butterfly, whom we first met a few months ago on Kink Month 4 when she took a mean Bonobo Way book-spanking. This time, Ms. Twin takes it all off, displaying her pert, pierced nipples and a pierced pussy—ooh la la, Ménage à Trois!— as she spreads her arms, legs and lips like butterfly wings.

Twin Butterflies takes wing. Photo: Clemmy Cockatoo

Egyptia whacks her with my leather paddle, and I spank her with the Bonobo Way as she twists, turns and undulates to the tune of Carmina Formosa’s “The Kinkster.” Later I learn that Ms. Twin is my Gemini sister, both of us born on the 10^th of June!

Raised Baptist, Madame Butterflies makes an ardent Bonoboville Communion  Altar Girl, presenting her delectable breasts to Lady Tuesday for communing with gusto. Then I give the curvaceous, ultra-busty Tuesday a good “waterboarding,” bonobo-style, with Agwa de Bolivia herbal Coca Leaf Liqueur.

Waterboarding Tuesday, Bonobo-Style. Photo: L’Erotique

If this is the kind of waterboarding that the Trumpster wants to bring back, then I’d have no objection, as it’s more of a decadent pleasure than torture. Also, it’s far more likely to make your “victim” talk than the other kind of waterboarding.

Ikkor & the Oracle

The red-lace clad Oracle—schoolteacher by day, soothsayer by night—teases the Womb Room with a taste of “classy” sultry poetry and the mellifluous melody of Ménage à Trois, as she toys with Ikkor’s muscular torso.

Ikkor raps “She Bad.” Photo: Clemmy Cockatoo.

Later, our Ikkor delivers a sexy new poem and raps “She Bad” as I double-book-spank Twin Butterflies and Tuesday, and the Womb Room congregation rocks out with their cocks out.

Yes, we celebrate the Year of the Cock with a variety of cocks, big and small, YUGE and minuscule, dildos, microphones, the real thing and “alternative facts.”

Yiddish Pimp & Drag Queen Uber Driver

Or fax. Only reachable by fax (so he says), Luzer Twersky is back in Bonoboville, taking a break from a successful off-Broadway run in “God of Vengeance,” a 1906 Yiddish play by Sholem Asch which got its original 1923 cast arrested for “indecency” due to portraying, among other “lewd” activities, the first lesbian kiss on Broadway, a couple years before Mae West wowed ‘em with “Sex.”

Luzer is a winner of the 2016 SUZY award for “Sexiest Fundamentalist Refugee.” Photo: Clemmy Cockatoo

Luzer stars in the current production at the LaMama Theater, also performed in the old Jewish/German/Hebrew dialect, albeit with English supertitles for its non-Yiddish-speaking audience. Winner of the 2016 SUZY award for “Sexiest Fundamentalist Refugee” (not to mention a couple of “Best Actor” awards for his luminous portrayal of a Hasidic cuckold in “Félix & Meira”), Luzer is now getting rave reviews for his performance as an apprentice pimp to the Orthodox Jewish brothel owner, called “wonderfully slimy” by Charles Isherwood in the New York Times. Wonder if Trump’s Orthodox Jewish daughter and son-in-law will see it. Then, perhaps Luzer will have his Hamilton moment… in Yiddish?

As is his style, Luzer “thinks Yiddish and dresses British,” delivering a choice piece of Yiddish dialogue from “God of Vengeance” to a slightly confused but highly amused Womb Room audience, while nattily attired in one of his signature bespoke custom-made suits.

Drag Queen Uber Drives rolls up to our Menage. Photo: L’Erotique

Into this theatrical fashion mix rolls “Drag Queen” Uber driver Erica Simone, longtime friend of Jacquie Blu, a DrSuzy.Tv virgin and quite the taxi fetishist’s vision in yellow and black checker cabbie gear. Erica regales us with racy tales of driving in drag for Uber—at its raciest when two female customers go down on each other in her back seat.

Though Uber made her an icon, you might want to hire Erica directly through her award-winning business “Driving is a Drag”, since you can’t request her specifically through Uber. Moreover, Uber owner Travis Kalanick is a Trump supporter, and the #DeleteUber movement is in full protest mode.

Protest Poetry, Trumplethinskin’s Size Fetish & Being Told to “Shut Up”

Speaking of protests, some of us Bonobovillians attend the airport uprisings going on throughout the weekend, and the rest of us shout out our support. Yes indeed, as the tweeting Year of the Rooster Dickhead-in-Chief tries to peck out America’s vital organs, with one birdbrained, cruel and unusual—not to mention illegal—“executive order” after another, some of us are biting back

Trumpocalypse Therapy: Making Trump “shut up” with a nice Chinese red “Year of the Cock” dildo “gag order”. Photo: Clemmy Cockatoo

This latest order to ban all refugees named Mohammed from countries beginning with the letter “I” (or something equally unfair), regardless of whether they possess a green card or visa, has been stopped in its unconstitutional tracks (for now) by at least four federal court judges, starting with Ann Donnelly in Brooklyn, New York, thanks to a lawsuit brought by a couple of detained Iraqis and the ACLU.

Meanwhile, what really gets under Trumplethinskin’s thin skin, in the new Year of the Cock, is the size of his inauguration vs. Obama’s in 2009 and/or vs. the YUGE Women’s March protesting his odious presence in our Oval Orifice the next day. He even complained about it to the CIA, presenting himself, shamelessly displaying the YUGE size fetish that many of us have long been afraid he had. It couldn’t have been any worse than if he had stood before them in front of their Holy Wall naked and shriveling.

Attempting to instill fear, make headlines or keep the people from noticing how many plutocrats he can stuff in a cabinet, Herr Drumpf’s super-white, alt-right advisor Stephen Bannon advised “the media” to “keep its mouth shut.” He went to Harvard, so he must know this is an open invitation for everyone who considers him or herself “media” to chatter away about how fascistic he is and what a prize-winning Asshole his boss is.

That is certainly what Capt’n Max and I, along with most of our guests, do on this show, in between stripteases and spoken word. The ever-lovely Gypsy Bonobo and the Drag Queen Uber Driver take particular delight in force-feeding our safety-pinned and collared Trumpster Penis Pillow various dildonic devices to keep his mouth shut, or more specifically gagged, while we talk about what’s wrong with him and his gang of billionaires, bigots and alternative fact-finders.

We Are All Media Now. And none of us are shutting up.

Valentine’s Day is World Bonobo Day

February 14^th is “World Bonobo Day,” as so declared by our friend Vanessa Woods, Bonobo Handshake author, Lola ya Bonobo promoter, Bonobo Project director and Duke University animal researcher who praised The Bonobo Way for “paving the way to a hopefully more bonobo future.” So help save the highly endangered bonobos from extinction; donate to Lola, BCI and World Bonobo Day, and give the gift of The Bonobo Way on Valentine’s Day to someone you love, even if that someone is you.

Beyond couples and trouples, bonobo culture provides a very useful paradigm for peaceful, playful, loving, female-empowered resistance to murder, war, fatherland-worshiping fascism and nonconsensual pussy-grabbing.  

So… #GoBonobos in 2017: Happy Year of the Cock!

Thanks to this week’s volunteers: Camera Operator – Sean, Mo; Photographers; Bartender – Jamie Liu; and our On-Campus Bonobos Abe Perez, Del Rey, Gypsy Bonobo, Harry Sapien, Jacquie Blu, MarsFX, Johnny Jungle, Clemmy Cockatoo, Ana & Miguel.

Happy Year of the Cock! Happy Bday L’Erotique! Photo: Abe Bonobo

© January 29, 2017. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 310-568-0066.