Length: 92:35 minutes

Date: 05/08/2010

Happy Feet and Hot Moms

According to author George Orwell, “If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face—forever.” It’s not a particularly heartening view of life…unless imagining that boot with a stiletto heel gets you off! On the eve of Mother’s Day and in the midst of Masturbation Month, this episode of radioSUZY1 ranges from incest fantasies to on-air orgasms, but keeps dancing back to those boots and the feet inside them. And if you’re not into trampling or any kind of foot fetish, never fear: this show will get you high on heels, titillated by toes, intoxicated by insteps and stimulated by stockings. Dr. Suzy keeps us all on our toes, massaging our mental pleasure points regarding the foot’s healing powers and sociological symbolism, while Max “the Butler” serves up his usual snarky and hilarious fare of asides. We’re joined by foot model Amber Berlin, clad in ivory Victorian boots, who differentiates the various types of requests she receives from foot fetishists. Amber assists Dr. Suzy in counseling to callers, advising one foot-obsessed listener to stop pussyfooting around and start sharing his fantasies with potential partners.

 Devoted Dr. Suzy fan Imtiaz (in his fourth consecutive week on the air!) shares his newly-acquired interest in feet, not to mention how his own personal celebration of Masturbation Month has positively affected his health. Caller #3 is less tapped into the show’s thematic footing but still divulges a fetish that is most appropriate for a Mother’s Day Eve show. We continue to veer slightly off-theme with our second guest, a studio audience member named Jarred who offers a refreshingly “normal” perspective, revealing how he and his fiancé Karen—a “Hot Mom” in Canada–keep that heat boiling in a extremely long-distance relationship. When we get Karen on the line, we witness first-hand how honesty and openness between partners can inspire some truly hot phone-sex sessions…climaxing with Karen’s own airwave-shattering climax. If that’s not incentive enough, this show also boasts multiple fantasy-based role-plays, the definition of phrases like “the dangle” and “the spread and crunch,” a boot-to-boot showdown between Amber and Dr. Suzy, and—honoring the Mmm Season—a communal disclosure of favorite masturbation techniques.

 After the show, as always, everyone gets off on the right foot at the erotic after-party with a wrestling match between Dr. Suzy and Amber and ends… probably far too late for the night before Mother’s Day, in any event. Even if you never actually set foot in Dr. Suzy’s Speakeasy, though, you can still celebrate Foot Night and Masturbation Month from wherever you are. After all, fantasies know no geographic boundaries, and if Max’s “revolution of hearts and minds” is ever fully realized, our “vision of the future” involves peace, pleasure, and no trampling at all… that is, unless you really enjoy that. ;)

• Call 1: A foot fetishist wants advice about how to broach the subject with women
• Call 2: A repeat caller talks about his recently-acquired foot fetish, thanks to Dr. Suzy, and his experiments with masturbation
• Call 3: A young man shares his experiences and continuing fantasies about incest
• Call 4: A hot mom shares the erotic details of her long-distance, open relationship with her (in-studio) fiancé, climaxing with her own on-air climax!