Fortunately, we had several fine cinematographers all capturing different aspects of the Eros Day magic for you, starting with the naked, wingéd Eros Himself (studly but goddess-conscious Big D) and Venus (lovely tantric squirting star Leila Swan) sharing Olympian Sex, complete with sparkling showers of Venusian Holy Water (Venus’ own female ejaculate!) baptizing the Faithful. See the graceful nude Nymphs of Zorbacchus (including Zorthian Muses Jennifer Patton, Lisa Ann Davis, Sarah Streeter and Fernando) all dancing around the spectacular erotic art of the late, great Col. Jirayr H. Zorthian as a hornéd satyr played the flute, looking like one of the artist’s sumptuous paintings come to life right there in the Gallery.

Then there was the Counter-Inaugural side of the BALL, as we ferociously paddled and generally tortured various human effigies of GW Bush, and Orgasmical sang “Funk You, Mr. President,” as a joyous, rollicking Franco-American Orgy rocked on in my Show Bed. Read more about the political side of the party in my article Eros Day 2005: The Counter-Inaugural BALL. Additional Highlights included Mistress Genevieve, her big boobs bouncing out of her latex minidress, tying up a naked, sun-kissed Hollie Wood in blue bondage rope as the wild, whacky, candy-colored Porn Klown Posse invaded the BALL, Mistress Sarah and Slave Brian demonstrating the erotic versatility and fine craftsmanship of their Sick Kitty Bondage Equipment, giving Kim her Eros Day B-Day Spanking in rhythm to the Steve Paige Samba Batukata Drummers spanking their bongos, naked laughing ladies riding at top-speed through the masked revelers in a wagon pulled by Mistress Cyan’s exceedingly well-trained, naked Pony Boy, M the Hula Girl wowing the nymphs, satyrs and bonobos with her sexy swivels and spins, Sissy Maid drinking every drop of Ms. Genevieve’s and Hollie’s golden shower, everybody taking sniffs and sips from a champagne flute filled with Venus’ crystal-clear Female Ejaculate, me squirting for Venus, then receiving a glittering Magic Wand DP from Venus and Eros (now that’s what you call a Heavenly Ménage), Ms. Genevieve shoving an Osama dildo up the Planet Uranus of a very happy masochist in a Bush mask (who was also, appropriately, wearing a Roman toga), the demure but insatiable Delia making passionate love to two gorgeous hunks at once (Eros Himself and her sexy French boyfriend Pierre), DJ Doktor Ali Bombay’s music getting everybody dancing, romancing and, of course, balling at the BALL. The Aphrodisiac Buffet fueled the fires with rare bottles of exotic Agavero Tequila Liqueur, Damiana Strawberries, Chinese herbal aphrodisiacs, caviar, sea urchins, choice meats, pineapple and celery (to sweeten the semen!), succulent fresh oysters (Venus’ favorite), BLUE whipped cream and chocolate fondue (to lick off bodies and out of orifices), Nude Beer and Doc Johnson’s Pocket Rockets (our favorite Weapon of Mass Corruption), as large and small Sexual Revolutions erupted like orgasms everywhere–in the Gallery, on all the Stages, in the Bar, at the Aphrodisiac Buffet, in the Piano Room, in the Rest Room and, of course, in the Womb Room, even on the street outside the Gallery! Other illustrious Eros Day BALL guests included Lawrence Gartel (the Father of Digital Art who taught Andy Warhol how to use a computer), Dabney Zorthian (beautiful beaming widow of Col Jirayr H. Zorthian), renowned sex therapist Dr. Diana Wiley, distinguished civil liberties attorney and Socialist Party candidate John Burton, famed sexologist Dr. Vern Bullough, “Ghostbusters” and Arnold Schwartzeneggar (“Twins”) Producer/Artist Michael Gross, columnist Roberta Morgan, Jeff and Kris Booth of Erotic University, Eros Day exhibiting artists Sayko, Lanning Gold, Eban Lehrer, Alex Saglimbeni, Ellis Martin and Tom Zimmerman, and sultry sex educator LaSara Firefox, plus many famous stars and politicians who wished to remain anonymous (take a good look at some of the people wearing masks in the video, and you’ll see stars!), everyone inhaling the Spirit of Eros, the Breath of Life, together. If you were here, you probably experienced even more extraordinary moments in the sexy little sideshows of the evening. If you weren’t there, you just have to watch the film.

Or better yet, come to EROS DAY 2006! We’re lining up some incredible special guests that I’ll talk more about later. But make those reservations now.