BUSS BLOWS in a Hip Hop Rock ‘n’ Sex Show!
Length 1:56:03:00 Date: Feb. 7, 2015
by Dr. Susan Block
Rousing hip hop rock, ecosexual communion. erotic spoken-word poetry and a good old-fashioned sloppy blowjob are some of this eclectic, artistic show’s highlights. Amanda Blow, winner of the “Most Colorful BJ” 2014 SUZY Award for her fabulous fruit-rollup fellatio in Bonobo Gal Bacchanal, is the leading lady in this stirring cabaret of song and sex.
Amanda is a powerhouse. Not only does she walk on her hands—topless!—she also brings most of this show’s guests. At the center of the Blow Entourage is Jenny Buss of the Buss Family, the divorced (caught cheating) but still loving daughter-in-law of the late Jerry Buss, famed owner of the Lakers, who passionately fellates Dark Phoenix (there are perks to producing DrSuzy.Tv!) as he tries out the “Private Gym.” Well, he tries to try it out. But the Buss Blow-J pretty much turns from sexercise to sex in a few sweet swallows, as Ms. Buss takes Bonoboville Communion (with Dirty Tequila!) from this altar-boy’s rock-hard wafer.
Amanda also brings her new “discovery,” soulful guitar-strumming singer-songwriter Tyler V, who gets us rocking (and blowing) with show-stopping tunes “I Remember” and “Crazy.” Veteran George Clinton producer Sonny Cool joins Tyler for another number, at which point Amanda confesses that earlier in the day, Tyler gave her the best anal sex ever. No wonder she’s wearing a Greek toga… and turns down all of Panty Boy’s erotic suggestions, though she does spend much of the evening in nothing but a pair of ruffled red panties.
Mixing it up with the music/sex mash-up is Alisia da Pussy Peddla who emerges from the in-studio audience to serenade us with “spoken word” erotic poetry that has the Womb Room gasping with braingasms. Are we in a poetry jam, a porn parlor or an intimate acoustic hip hop rock club? Boundaries dissolve into a heady (pun intended) swirl of all three.
Before singing “I Remember,” Tyler takes a poignant moment to acknowledge Chris G for his #StopBullying campaign. Chris is a first-time caller (from Englewood to Inglewood!), but a longtime tweeter who has tirelessly tried to get influencers of all kinds onto his anti-bullying bandwagon. Of course, no one will say they are actually “for” bullying, at least not publicly, and yet it continues everywhere. Can we ever stop, or at least reduce the bullying that goes on in most human cultures—from schoolyard tormentors to the defense industry, from abusive spouses to police brutality, from terrorists to drone attacks? It’s a daunting task in a might-makes-right culture, but The Bonobo Way points the way.
Bullying aside—or eroticized—Chris is incredibly, orgasmically excited for the cinematic premiere of 50 Shades of Grey. He hasn’t read much of the original novel, which could be a key factor in his enthusiasm. Fitting the standard romance novel blueprint (albeit with far less exciting prose than your typical Harlequin), 50 Shades spices up the tried and true fairy tale formula with the trendy-kinky flash and thwack of BDSM. Non-readers seem to like it better than readers, and the movie takes off from there. Several people in my audience share Chris’ passion, but Capt’n Max is pretty bored by the 50 Shades hoopla, from the novel’s clichés to the film’s juggernaut of breathless PR. However, he does enjoy taking Bonoboville Communion from Amanda’s perky party tits.
Speaking of which, we’re sending bonobos to the Middle East to fight ISIS!
Not actual bonobos, of course (they’re far too rare and precious), but the Bonobo Way, the peace-through-pleasure alternative to conflict-resolution-via-beheading-and/or-bombing. En route to the Caliphate, the Bonobo Way found its way into Albuquerque by way of a very nice piece by Lisa Barrow in The Alibi this week, and it’s also finding a place within the Ecosexuality movement, one of its leaders, Dr. SerenaGaia Anderlini D’Onofrio, joining us in declaring 2015 the Year of the Bonobo. Now we’re gearing up for a “Bonobo Spring,” with all the excitement of the Arab and Prague Springs, but without the lethal Falls (hopefully). Stay tuned…
In the meantime, this coming Saturday night, February 14th, we will go bonobos in Bonoboville for the LUPERCALIA, the original Valentine’s Day (read the story or watch me tell it), with Juxleather floggers, hearts, flowers, erotic art, aphrodisiacs, gardens, an Open Bar, Romeo-and-Juliet balconies, lots of love and a big load of lust right here in our beautiful new studios, aka Dr. Suzy’s Speakeasy, at our uniquely romantic undisclosed location in West LA. Featured guest list includes Valentine Angels Amor Hilton & Ron Jeremy, Miley Cyrus “porn double” Miley May & Brett Ravage, AVN Hall of Famer Alana Evans & Scott Evans + Haley Sweet & Dark Phoenix, Rainey Lane, JuxLii, Jessica Shores & more TBA! RSVP now or call 310-568-0066. I hope to connect with you here.
© February 8, 2015. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is an internationally renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels.