Winter Solstice with Elvis in Bonoboville
Length 1:34:50:00 Date: Dec. 20, 2014
By Dr. Susan Block
It’s Winter Solstice in Bonoboville, and the Womb Room is brimming with the spirit of Saturnalia, rock ‘n’ roll, inter-denominational festivity, fiery passion, music, dance, erotic play and The Bonobo Way. I open the show in my traditional Saturnalian alter ego of “Dr. Suzy Claus,” decked out in “naughty” cap, Santa-red leopard lingerie, a Star of David around my neck and my pagan heart on my sleeve. Intoning the ancient Hebrew blessings I learned in my childhood, I light the Hanukkah, Xmas and Kwanza candles, plus a special red vulva candle (this being the Womb Room) to light up the darkness and heat up the chill of the longest, darkest night of the year.
My first guest up on the broadcast bed is Haley Sweet who really is sweet as a candy cane treat, but also rather spicy, with one of the hottest bodies in the universe, from her cute elfin face to her pretty French-pedicured toes to all the tight toned goodness in the middle, despite the fact that she’s a real-life MILF. Honestly, how a baby every emerged from Haley’s nymphette physique is as great a mystery as the Virgin Birth. Last seen on DrSuzy.Tv in “Succulent Sex Craft” having incredible, acrobatic sex with our own poly-crafty Dark Phoenix, Haley heats up the Womb Room when she shows off her leopard and black lace lingerie. Roar! She also chooses the winning candle in the Hanukkah candle races, receiving a Signed Copy of The Bonobo Way as a prize, perfect for such a fun-loving, bonoboësque gal.
Next up is my very special guest of honor, one of the world’s finest and most beloved Elvis Presley tribute artists (a.k.a., impersonators): the one and only Smokey Binion, Jr. joins us live in the Womb Room all the way from Amarillo, Texas. Also a devotee of Hank Williams and Jerry Lee Lewis, Smokey talks about the roots of his passion for good old fashioned rock ‘n’ roll. Then he channels the “Spirit of Elvis” right here on the Womb Room stage, singing “Blue Christmas” a cappella, and performing a crowd-pleasing medley of Elvis Presley hits from “Love Me Tender” to “Jailhouse Rock,” executing hip swivels and fancy footwork that would have the King himself shaking his hips in unison.
To facilitate us getting into the holiday spirit, Institute therapists, Goddess Maya and Chelsea Demoiselle, join me and my featured guests for a rollicking round of Bonoboville Communion with a true “spirit” of the holidaze, Agwa Coca Leaf Liqueur. Lot of licks of luscious salty nipples from an array of beautiful, all-natural boobies makes this celebration very merry indeed, though Smokey only takes Red Bull and a gentlemanly lick of sweet Haley’s salty wrist. By Smokey’s finale, we’re all up and dancing. Hallelujah, Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners! The Spirit of Elvis is in the Womb Room.
Jesus isn’t the only blessed baby whose birth we celebrate at this time of year. Xmas day is also the birthday of one of our favorite longtime Twitter followers, the one and only Panty Boy. So at the show’s tail end, all the ladies in the house show off our tail ends in our holiday panties for a Panty Boy Birthday Salute.
Speaking of tail ends, it’s almost that time of year when we wrap it all up with a sparkly bow in The DrSuzy.Tv Awards. Don’t miss it! In the meantime, whatever you celebrate, have a festive holiday, peace on earth, pleasure for all and a Happy Nude Rear!
© December 21, 2014. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is an LA sex therapist, talk show host and author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels.