Major, Clay, Goddess Lee Ann, Dr. Susan Block with Agwa Coca Leaf Liqueur, Goddess Maya with Doc Johnson iRocket, Serenity, Jack Nice, Master Aryn, Chelsea Demoiselle. Photo: Michael Z

Length 1:52:32:00   Date: Dec. 13, 2014

by Dr. Susan Block

With the U.S. Senate Intelligence torture report’s description of the CIA’s über-nasty anal food rapes still upsetting our stomachs, we seek an antidote in a little consensual BDSM. Since the CIA’s quasi-secret Sexual Torture and Degradation Department’s “enhanced interrogation techniques” (EIT) were not only vile but resoundingly ineffective, they continued for two basic reasons—from which all lame excuses spring: 1) Sadistic Glee. You can see it in Dick Cheney’s sneer, and 2) “Hubristic Incompetence” (as defined by David Owen). For that, just look at the other chickenhawk pussy named Bush.

All these U.S. government-bankrolled arrogant fools and sadistic anal fetishists really need an outlet other than the defenseless and nonconsenting posteriors of POWs, and for them, for you, for our country, our friends and our so-called “enemies,” the Institute is currently offering a hefty holiday discount on sex therapy. No, it isn’t free, but it’s a lot cheaper than the $81 million fee we the American people paid “the American Mengales,” Drs. Bruce Jessen and James Mitchell, for their torture services. We’ll even throw in a copy of The Bonobo Way. After all, rapport-based interrogation is the only kind that (sometimes) actually works, and the bonobos are role models of rapport in the great ape world.

With that in mind, we invite a bevy of Dommes, Doms, subs and switches onto this Dr. Susan Block Show—broadcasting live from the Womb Room in the new Speakeasy at Bonoboville LAX—including Goddess Lee Ann of the Dominion and “Switch” Serenity Smith of Sanctuary, as well as Master Aryn, submissive clay, latex subbie Major, along with our own therapists, Chelsea Demoiselle, Goddess Maya, Jack Nice and Dark Phoenix (this show’s producer) for an evening of political conversation, BDSM and face-sitting demonstrations, birthday celebration and a little “enhanced interrogation,” bonobo-style.

Goddess Maya gets a Bday Spanking in her lucky moneypants. Photo: L’erotiqe

Weapons of Mass Discussion: Consensual Anal Play The Bonobo Way vs Anal Rape in the CIA, The Joys of BDSM, 50 Shades of Bonobo, American Police Abuse, The Murder of Eric Garner & The #MillionsMarch Against Police Brutality; The Military-Industrial Complex (MIC) & The Prison-Industrial Complex (PIC); Bill Cosby’s Sleep Fetish, Appreciation for Chris G’s Lovely Heartfelt Holiday Card; Talk about Dark Phoenix Test-Driving the “Men’s Private Gym” But No Time to Try It… Yet.

Weapons of Mass Seduction: Spanking Naughty Sub Clay’s Bare Bottom OTK (Over Three Knees) as She Confesses to Her Mother Confessor (Me) That She was Spanked as a Child by a Nun; Goddess Lee Ann, Subbie Clay, Switch Serenity, Chelsea & Maya ALL Bare Their Beautiful Boobs for Bonoboville Communion with Our Old Favorite AGWA Coca Leaf Liqueur; Goddess Maya Gets Magic Money Pants & a Doc Johnson iRocket for Her Bday: Drop iRockets Not Bombs! She Test-Drives All the Different Speeds & Pronounces It “Great”; Latex-Clad Sub Major Licks My Pink Patent Leather Boots & Sucks the Heels; Face-Sitting (Chelsea sits on Jack Nice) in Solidarity with the British Protests Against the UK’s Ridiculous New Anti-Kink Rules Outlawing Face-Sitting, Squirting & Fisting; Goddess Maya Models Her New Lucky Money Pants & Gets a Birthday Spanking with Her Own Signed Copy of The Bonobo Way.

© December 14, 2014. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is an internationally renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels.

Proofreading my book while getting my boots shined (with Major, Goddess Lee Ann, Clay & Chelsea). Photo: Michael Z