Length: 1:44:19 Date: Mar. 02, 2013
After the extreme highs and lows of our insane Purim Bacchanal, it’s time for a little recovery and healing… sexual healing. It’s something we all need, from the Vatican to the Speakeasy, from the hopeless to the Popeless, from Marvin Gaye to 50 Shades of Grey, from inside to outside DrSuzy.tv… we all have sexual energy, and one way or another, it’s going to have to come out. Hopefully in a nice big load!.. or at least in beautiful, positive, healthy, peace-through-pleasure ways. Otherwise it can manifest in ugly, negative, violent, hypocritical ways. This show and the joyous, healing orgy that follows channels that energy into where it is best, most naturally suited… sexual pleasure!
“Sex is dangerous!” We hear that all the time, from the media, our parents, governments, the Religious Right and the Politically Correct Left, not to mention our personal physicians and HMO’s. Well, yes, sex is dangerous, as is driving down the freeway—especially if you don’t wear your seatbelt. Yes, sex can kill. But in general, sex heals a billion times more than it kills. Sure, sex can hurt and even destroy you: Disease! Jealousy. Deception! Violence. And we talk about all of that. But in its heart and soul, this show honors and explores the positive, healing aspects of sex. An orgasm a day keeps the paramedics away!
From menstrual cramps to complex cancers, different forms of sex and physical touch can be one of the best, most effective medicines to cure whatever ails you and/or prevent it from getting you sick in the first place. Sex can cleanse your body of toxins and build up your immune systems. An orgasm, or even just the arousal leading up to orgasm, can clear up sinus congestion or a headache. Oxytocin, the chemical that bubbles up with orgasm and cuddling, relieves pain and has been shown to reduce cancer and other health risks. Semen does wonders for the complexion and it’s a good source of protein. And did you know that the sucking action of fellatio can help to treat bell’s palsey? If you saw The Dr. Susan Block Show a few years ago where a caller said that giving head to her lucky hubby helped to reduce her symptoms of Bell’s Palsy, then you know.
Besides healing the body, sex can heal the mind in a multitude of manners, from relieving stress to building confidence, dissipating depression to reducing painful shyness. And what’s the best cure for a stupid, debilitating lover’s quarrel? Make-up sex! It’s The Bonobo Way.
Sex also heals the “soul,” that deep, deathless, primeval part of us that is connected to all life on earth (and maybe some other planets). What better way to feel the ecstasy of our universal union than through loving, orgasmic, sexual union? Body, mind and soul, this show gives you that feeling. And yes, Brothers and Sisters, it’s sexual healing. Come , listen and be healed…
Dr. Shelley: It’s this native Kiwi’s first time back in my Womb Room in over a decade (Check out her extremely erotic virgin visit with hubby Denie and swinging girlfriend Hollie back in 2002), and she’s sexier and more dynamic than ever, fabulously fornicating proof of her main thesis: “Sex is the ultimate health supplement.” Plus now she’s earned a doctorate from the esteemed Institute for the Advanced Study of Human Sexuality (IASHS) and has just written an exciting, informative new book, “Anti-Aging Benefits of Sex.” I ran into Dr. Shelley a few months ago in Vegas when I was awarded IASHS’s honorary “Doctor of Arts Honoris Causa” from the extraordinary Dr. Ted McIlvenna at the Erotic Heritage Museum where Dr. Shelley now works. Her first book “Soul Sex” tells the erotic tale of her world travels searching for spiritual/sexual fulfillment , written under the pen of Pavitra. But now, Dr. Shelley is ready to put her name onto her work and admit the truth about what she believes! And much of that truth is all about orgasms, which she makes sure to have at least once a day (preferably via PVI: Penis/Vaginal Intercourse). This PhD practices what she preaches, swinging like a bonobo into the after-party with a daisy chain of male and female friends and acquaintances, including yours truly! Before she leaves, we give her the very first copy of our new DVD, Big Win in Vegas, featuring her, and as I write this, Dr. Shelley is on her way to China where she’ll tour with Dr. Ted, presenting her research at a symposium on Sex and Health. Of course, in preparation for her trip, she read Richard Burger‘s book Behind The Red Door: Sex in China, having heard about him on our show Sex In China, Love in LA. Have fun, Shelley! With China’s current high ratio of males to females, you should have a great time!
Amor Hilton: This utterly precious and drop-dead gorgeous Hollywood socialite/adult entertainer gave such a bravura performance as the disobedient Queen Vashti in last Saturday’s Purim Show, we just had to have MORE AMOR. This time, she’s not shackled to the bondage cross and thus is much freer to seduce everyone, including my snake Eve. The most strictly medical I get on this healing show is to use a toy stethoscope from my kiddie medical set (given to me by Fetish Film Festival Director Michael Simmons) to probe the heartbeat of Amor. Not too scientific, I know, but it seemed like a good way to remove her bra and show off her lovely, natural breasts. When she calls for a Womb Room vote to see who should ride the Sybian, the room votes for her. She rides our favorite orgasm machine to a squealing climax and the delight of the Womb Room congregation. In keeping with the concept of “soul sex,” she chooses a smooth, remote controlled, midnight blue, CalExotics “soul vibe” from the toy bag. Amor is going to be featured in Hustler, and she’s busy with all sorts of other projects, thanks to her agency, Vanguard Talent. So you might well be seeing more Amor in your neighborhood erotica store!
Mia Culpa: Writer, publicist, thespian, bon vivant extraordinaire, hedonist, feminist, and globe-trotter! That’s according to her twitter page, but Amor figures out quickly that there’s also experience there as an adult performer (who wowed DrSuzy.tv fans a few short years ago on the Monkey Rocker) and Siren confesses to that. She also confesses to being turned on by confession. As her Mother Confessor, I ask her whether, as a Catholic (a “terrible” Catholic, by her own admission), being Popeless makes her hopeless, and she says she doesn’t care. She’s interested in bringing her Catholicism and her sexuality together… which I hope I help with by introducing her to my Jesus Jackhammer Dildo from Divine Interventions. Then she strips naked to “help” Amor ride the Sybian, and straddles the great machine herself for a humdinger climax. Back to confession, she admits she’d like to be be a “Stepford Wife” programmed by her beloved husband in their romantic dungeon. Then she would write about her experience. “It would be better than 50 Shades of Grey!” she proclaims. Loathing E.L. James’ writing but envying her royalties, we’re not sure how to take that….but we’re happy to have the complicated and sexy Siren Mia Culpa or whatever her name is back in Bonoboville!
Amy: A friend of Dr. Shelley’s and a case manager for mental health patients, Amy seconds our emotion that good sex is good for your mental health. She helps folks become the people they need to be, not who other people want them to be. After all, you have to be able to say “no” with conviction before you can say “yes” with confidence and true, self-aware pleasure. Amy says yes a lot to sex and to her own pleasure. She’s a swinger (she met Dr. Shelley while they were both naked) and a bit of an exhibitionist. She may not tell us her last name, but she’s not too shy to show us her lovely, large, all-natural boobs (which seem much bigger than the D cup she says they are). She agrees with Dr. Shelley that basic “PVI”, or Penis Vaginal Intercourse, is the best kind. That sounds clinical, doesn’t it? Well, it’s fun too… and in the after-party, it’s a fact! Amy parties it up with a couple of swinging guys, including her rocket scientist hubby and John, a gentleman in his 50s, who informs us that he has had five ejaculatory orgasms over the past 24 hours with multiple partners. We can barely finish saying “Holy Jism, Batman!” when Amy and her bountiful boobs and sexy attitude help him release #6.
Anthony Winn: Our favorite comic book artist, co-creator of Stripperella with comic legend Stan Lee, returns to Bonoboville to practice his favorite nocturnal pastime of “Drinking & Drawing” some of the guests and audience members, including a happy birthday girl (just turned 21!) with her sexy sister and girlfriend–who spank the bday gal 21 times and then whip and flog her too. Turnabout is fair play, so then she spanks them back, and they all dance around the stripper pole.
WEAPONS OF MASS DISCUSSION
Sex Heals a Billion Times More Than it Kills, Loosening the Jaw Associated with Bell’s Palsy through Those Healin’ Blow Jobs, Spelling out Institute for the Study of Advanced Sexuality on Your Lady’s Clitoris with Your Tongue in Less Time Than it Takes to Get Your Degree From There, The Greek God of Healing Asclepius and his Two Snakes Wrapped Around a Staff, Greek Sirens Singing Men to Their Deaths, “50 Shades Of Grey” Opening The Public’s Eyes To BDSM Even Though We Don’t Like the Writing, The Healing Benefits of Sex Without Condoms, Working the Kegels (the PC muscle) Regularly; Use it or Lose It!, There’s More Vitamin C in a Load of Ejaculate Than An Orange, Ejaculation Lessens Chances of Prostate Cancer, Uncircumcised vs. Circumcised Penii, The Womb Room on Wheels, Skin on Skin Contact Releasing Oxytocin and Reducing the Chance of Breast Cancer, Gay Vatican Mafia, Secret Sexual Rooms at The Vatican, Secret Places for the Vatican to Bring In Untaxed Liquor, Nuns Getting Secret Abortions at the Vatican, Swinging Safely with Healthy, Non-Jealous People, Atheism Now the Third Largest Religion In The World, Porn Stars as the Front Line Troops For The Sexual Revolution and Sexual Education (We’re Winning!), Hugh Hefner Lives Long Surrounded by Hot Young Women (Gandhi Slept with Young Women to Stay Young), How to Talk to Your Doctor About Sex, Church Idea That Sex Should be Channeled Into Breeding for More Members, Stop The Violence, Sometimes The Bonobo Way Is Not Always The Easy Way—But We Try….
Snake Play in Hair, Medical Play, Butt Play, Stethoscope on Breast, Tweaking the Nipple To Get the Heart Beating Faster, Lingerie Modeling, Sexy Panties, Sheer Stockings, 21 Lashes for a Birthday Spanking, Paddling, Flogging, Strap-On Sucking, Titty Rubbing and Butt Slapping While Riding the Sybian (Measure B Compliant!), Drinking & Drawing, Striptease, Penis Vaginal Intercourse (PVI), Penis Mouth Intercourse (PMI), Cunnilingus, Group Sex, Nude Modeling, Pussy Pipe Smoking, Stripper Pole Dancing, Hulahooping, Food Play with Ripe Kiwis