Rubber Bordello bouncing off the Womb Room walls!
Length: 97:33 minutes Date: 02/18/2012
Take one punk rock star, two tranny stars, assorted porn stars, dom stars and Munkey-Barz, stir ‘em up in the Womb Room with music, politics, flogging, Agwa, sizzling hot anal sex, kinky hijinks, a Peter Piper and plenty of bodacious bare booty bouncing off the rubber walls, inspired by the classy (yet deliciously nasty) new film, Rubber Bordello, and what do you get? An amazing show, and a suitably awesome climax to more than a year straight of live 3-camera Womb Room broadcasts. Now we’re taking a few weeks hiatus while Captain Max embarks upon his great and treacherous journey into the high seas of neo-bladder surgery. Oh, but what a sensational and heartwarmingly outrageous Speakeasy send-off it is!
Goddess Soma Snakeoil: One of the most fascinating, creative, charismatic, nasty and yet nurturing dominas ever to enter my Womb Room, this time the Goddess joins us on behalf of her hot and slippery new film Rubber Bordello. She also reminisces about masturbating to the Bible and meeting her BF/collaborator Fat Mike of NOFX (who scored Rubber Bordello’s charming ragtime soundtrack) as a professional party domme, confessing that it was “love at first beating.” Since Fat Mike shies away from being beaten until the after-party, Soma demonstrates her fluid Florentine on Sinn Sage’s magnificent buns. Then, in the after-after-party, the tiger comes out of the domina, and Soma, Sinn and I share some deeply orgasmic hoka-hoka, surrounded by a tight half-circle of our adorably gawking bonobo menfolk whom we all screwed silly later. Amen and Awomen. Yum!
Fat Mike: NOFX bassist and vocalist (and Human Sexuality graduate at San Francisco State—one of my alma maters), Fat Mike is Goddess Soma’s BF, creative collaborator and adoring slave. NOFX tunes like “Franco UnAmerican” helped me to survive the socio-political insanity of the Bush regime, so I’m excited to have one of my heroes on the show. Mike attended our Eros Day Housewarming in 2010 when Soma was the Queen of Chaos, but this is his first time on RadioSuZY1 and, like most celebrities who come on the show, he’s a bit nervous and commits the punk faux pas of throwing my beloved Bonobo Way poster on the floor. He pays for it later when Goddess whacks him with her new JuxLeather floggers.
Tiffany Starr: This Speakeasy virgin with face of an angel and the arrow of Eros does a tasty striptease to Fat Mike’s slinky Rubber Bordello soundtrack and really—quite literally—lets it all hang out, doffing her lacy panties for the Panty Boy Collection. Though she has been in transition for eight years, she’s only been in porn eight months and she manages to land seven Tranny Award nominations. She happens to be dating our other TS guest Jamie French, and they have pumping hot anal sex in the after-party, interrupted only by our Johnny Lynch going down on Tiffany’s super-stiffy (Johnny’s first TS BJ?). Mid-show, Tiffany graciously provides her sphincter muscles to hold the Adult Play Parlor Peter Piper as several guests partake, giving new meaning to the phrase “blowing smoke out her ass.”
Jamie French: Another Speakeasy virgin decked out in a black and white rubber minidress, Jamie plays the accordion, covering the Cure’s “Friday I’m in Love,” as the girls frolic on my broadcast bed. But in the after-party, she and her new GF Tiffany really “cum out.” Seems like Saturday, these two are in love; or at least, they’re having hot thrusting anal sex on camera.
Sinn Sage: I’m always happy to welcome sexy Sinn back into my Womb Room, this being a special show since her BF’s a big NOFX fan. She may start out sitting behind glasses in a smart little tuxedo dress, puffing on her clove cigarette, but it’s just a matter of moments before she’s topless, spanking and being spanked red in her pretty purple thong, giving me a good toss-about by the Munkey-Barz, and helping to create one hell of a horny harlot hump-train on my bouncing show bed that continues into the hoka-hoka after-party.
Kelly Staxxx: This voluptuous Jewish blonde, and proud promoter of Munkey-Barz, is new to the Speakeasy, and holy butt plugs, bad girl, do we break her in! She only allows Mistress C to spank her, but with the Mistress’ kind permission, both Sinn and I give her a good whacking across her ass (which spends much of the evening plugged up with an Adult Play Parlor anal tassel-tail from) and boobs (which also spend much of the evening inside various people’s mouths).
JuxLii: Our own Speakeasy regular photographer, multi-talented Jux is also the creator of JuxLeather, presenting me with a set of his sweet new floggers in his unique easy-swing design to keep that Lupercalian momentum going…
Weapons of Mass Discussion: Ethical Hedonists & Rubbery She-donists, Porn Stars & Rock Stars, Franco UnAmericans & I-Don’t-Care-ikins, My Daddy’s Birthday, Beginning of the Captain’s Neo-Bladder Journey, Golden Showers, Yachting in Marina Del Rey, Rubber Bordello, Sweat and Smell Under Rubber, Republicans for Obscenity Laws, Voting Demopublican Is all the Same Love at First Beating, BDSM as Foreplay, Twenty-four Hour Saline Tits, Cokey the Clown, Dog Sex, Comparable Sized Cock Partners, Nothing Wrong with Pornography, Rex Butler Raped Scarlet O’Hara, Liberating Your Inner Bonobo, Perversity without Chagrin
Performance Erotica: Long Black Rubber Vest & Tiny Pink Latex Skirt, Striptease, Shots from Penis Shooters from Adult Play Parlor, Getting Hooked into Munkey Barz, Purple Panties on a Round Ass, Ass Licking, Running a Chick Train, TS Lovers Holding Hands, TS Lovers Having Hard Pumping Anal Sex, Presenting the Ass of Kelly Stacks, Cunnilingus, Pussy Popping, Triple Ass Shots of Agwa, Sexy Tranny Striptease to the Sultry Sounds of Rubber Bordello Music, Soft Floggers on Hot Buns, Cupped Hand Spanking, Hot Chicks Making out, Adult Play Parlor Flogger Tail Butt Plug Insertion, JuxLeather Flogging, Pouring Hot Wax on Big Boobs, Titty Flogging, Spanking in Every Direction, Accordion Performance, Smoking Out of Her Ass, Staff on Tranny Blow Job, Hot Tranny Sex Scene, Lesbian Rock Out with her Cock Out, Lotsa Titty Shots, After-Party Hoka-Hoka.