Valentine Lupercalia 2012
Length: 98:57 minutes Date: 02/11/2012
After Christianity took over (and shut down) the party, Valentine’s Day became associated with a celibate saint, a box of chocolate, a dozen roses and an arrow shot through a broken heart. But behind every Christian holiday, lies the real deal in its roots. And brothers and sisters, we in the Womb Room are happy to resurrect Lupercalia, the original, pre-Roman Valentine’s Day, an ancient holiday of lust, luck, fertility, the color red and a light whip across a heart-shaped behind. To celebrate a holiday more about floggers than flowers, we have a full-on flog fest featuring JuxLeather floggers being wielded by some of the foremost whip-masters, mistresses, floggers and floggees in LA, not to mention some smoke from a pussy pipe and vibrating valentine panties, and more flogging, bullwhip cracking, spanking and ass punching. Ouch! Well, better to have your buns beaten for Lupercalia than your heart broken on Valentine’s Day.
Master D: After a bit of a hiatus, Master D reenters the Womb Room to celebrate his first Lupercalia and flog his new slave applicant, as well as showing off what seems to be his favorite spanking method—the ass punch. He knows how to give a licking that keeps on kicking—but after seeing his mean stroke, let’s not give him any ideas about kicking.
Lil Bambi: The sexy, blonde, Russian-born slave-applicant to Master D should definitely get the job considering the Lupercalian beating she takes, while gripping my thighs like a good Russian masseuse, not to mention an array of vibrator—an Adult Play Parlor Pink Princess, a Stockroom Viberite and a Hitachi—she rubs inside and outside her sweet Valentine-pink panties.
Mistress C: She may be a virgin to both RadioSuzy1 and the celebration of Lupercalia, but she comes ready to crack the whip—a zinger of a Lupercalian red leather whip, to be exact—like the She-Wolf (“Luper” in Latin) who suckled Romulus and Remus, founders of Rome as well as the Lupercalia. She swats, smacks, pelts, taps, and knocks-some-sex into several of our guests during and after the show—including me!
Master Liam: Return offender at the Speakeasy, this time he is “Pan 2012.” Faunus to the Romans, later transformed into Satan by the Christians, Pan is the horny horned god of Lupercalia. Not only does Liam get his licks in on my lovely producer, who also happens to be his nymph, but he takes some hits in her pussy via everybody’s new favorite pastime—the Adult Play Parlor Peter Piper, a pipe that double-troubles as a dildo. Then she sucks Pan’s personal pipe in the Lupercalian after-party right in front of the bar, like a true nymph, as I flog her Valentine heart-shaped buttocks, with a JuxLeather flogger.
Sex and Metal: Creators of fine BDSM equipment, Jolyon Collier and Michael Craven come back to the show with a trademark gleaming metal flogging apparatus in honor of this High Holiday that they are now going to celebrate every Valentine’s Day. In the after-party, Michael gives me a personal lesson in whip-cracking the proffered, not-quite-heart-shaped buttocks of a lucky male volunteer. Inspired by the holiday and their own pagan tendencies, Sex and Metal will create a new whip to be called “The Lupercalia.”
Danielle Bauman: Back at the Speakeasy to help cope with Valentine’s Blues, this squirting, flirting sex blogger for Ultra Vulgar Super Fiend, who peels off her jeans, pulls off her boots, gets down to her basic black thong and offers herself for some our She-Wolf, Mistress C’s Lupercalian JuxLeather floggings, spankings and care.
Lord Exceter Miles: Another old friend of the Speakeasy, this is Exceter’s second Lupercalia with us. Like one of the original Lupercalii, he leaps upon the stage, straps his slave to one of Sex and Metal’s shiny metallic kink-traptions and demonstrates a variety of flogging strokes, from the “florentine” to otherwise unnamed lash styles which could be called “the smack down” or “tickle.”
Siren Selene returns to RadioSuzy1, and with a Valentine bright red-n-lacy getup like that, she gets the seat of honor. And since she is Lord Exeter’s slave, he has the honor of flogging her. With her heart-shaped Valentinian ass, freshly reddened with flogging, on such prominent display, we can see that her heart is in the right place.
Avid Masturbator tweets that Bambi is the number one girl to masturbate to tonight, in his opinion.
Adult Play Parlor shares some info about Lupercalia, then offers a 25% discount to all flog and spank oriented toys with the code word “luper” through February 15th..
Weapons of Mass Discussion
Story of the Ancient Holiday of Lupercalia, Prehistoric Antecedent to Valentine’s Day, Legend of St Valentine, Greeting Card Industry’s Creation of Valentine’s Day, Cave of Romulus and Remus, Shewolf (Luper) Suckling, Floggers not Flowers, Goat Sacrifice, Februa Whips, Flogging Asses Throughout the Countryside, Presenting the Ass for Fertility, Lucky Strikes on the Ass, Julius Caesar’s Celebration of Lupercalia in Shakespeare’s Play, Drinking with Bacchus, Hermes Taught Pan how to Masturbate, Sexual Realities Woven into Mythology, Flowers Are out of Season, Romance, Pressure of Valentine’s Day, No Electricity, Lightning Strikes on the Ass, Red Leather Whip Cut from the Skin of the Red Bull, Whip is the Phallic Symbol, Christian PR Turned Pan into Satan, Pan Is Short for Panties, Smoking Cigars from a Pussy, Smoking in the Oval Office, Studies Say Flogging Cures Depression, Flogging Increases Endorphins, Medicinal Properties of Flogging, Inflicting Pain for Pleasure, Bonobos, Occupy Everywhere
Goat Horns, Flogging, X (or a Kiss) Marks the Forehead, Slave on All Fours, Swatting Sound of Lupercalia, Flogging the Vulva, Special Kind of Job Interview, Spanking, Ass Punching, Panties High Up the Crack Gripping My Thighs while Getting Flogged, Displaying the Ass Crack, Butt Pummeling, Mistressing, Smoking and Poking with Peter Piper, Peter Piper Can Get a Man to Suck Dick, Just the Tip into Tasia, Toys from Adult Play Parlor, Team Effort in Getting the Boots Off, Vibrating on One Girl and Spanking on the Other, Cool down the Whipping with a Leather Flogger, Utilizing the Just Leather Swing, Chokehold Slave, Pulling the G-string Down, Waking up the Bare Ass, Mistress & Maiden Flogging Scene, Munkey-Barz Humping, Using VibeRite, Opening Her Wide Up, Sex and Metal Flogging Bench, Valentine Garters Fluttering in the Breeze, Florentine Flog Style, Little Caressing after the Flog, Double Flogging, Playing Name that Flogging Style, Smackdown Flogging, After-Flog Caresses, Pussy Slapping, Soft Flogging Tool, Hitachi Takeover, Grand Flog Finale, Pan’s Anger in Flog Form, Beautiful Array of Floggers, Flogging Train, Valentine Heart Red But, Picking the Anal Toy while in Flog Position
Special thanks to Justine Middleton for assistance with this bloggamy post.
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