Penthouse Pets LAYLA SIN & CHRISTIANA CINN bowl over Bonoboville for Penthouse Variations/Cleis Press Erotica ❤
Length 01:55:42 Date: March 25, 2017
Ambassadors for peace, love, female empowerment, male pleasure, great sex and sensuality, these “Pet Sisters” in “Sin” (and Cinn) use their formidable Weapons of Mass Seduction—charm, wit, warmth and their own exquisite bodies—to spread the good news of the Penthouse Philosophy and Penthouse Global Media, including Penthouse Variations, which has just published three excellent new erotica books, Quickies, Three-Ways and Anal, with Cleis Press.
Lovely Layla Sin Brings Peace
This ultra-erotic show, now playing in the Bonoboville Lounge for free this week and in perpetuity on DrSuzy.Tv, is a must-see for any Penthouse fan. And if you aren’t already a fan, I can pretty much guarantee you will be before you’re half-way through. First up on my broadcast bed is Penthouse Pet of the Year (2015) Layla Sin, returning to DrSuzy.Tv after almost two years, and oh my, did we miss her! In addition to her many other accolades, Layla is the winner of the prestigious 2015 SUZY award for “Most Bonobo,” thanks to her fantastic first appearance, and we’re so glad it wasn’t her last.
Born in Tel Aviv to an observant Jewish father and more open-minded mother, Layla served in the military as is required of all young Israelis, but she carried a stethoscope instead of a gun, doing her “time” as a nurse where she honed her irresistible bedside manner and realized that her true calling would be in the field of sexuality. I said it before, and I’ll say it again:
If only Israel could send Layla Sin into Palestine instead of missiles and tanks, we’d have peace in the Middle East.
I know it sounds absurd but, hey, it’s the Bonobo Way and, in a way, it’s already happening, as Penthouse Ambassador Sin has recently visited several Arab communities, as well as her Israeli homeland, to share her beauty and her message of love, sexual freedom and understanding.
As exquisite as ever, Layla is even more poised than before, and just as deliciously naughty. She shares her new toy, the Deluxe Cyberskin Vibrating Stroker, that mimics the contours of her own luscious vulva. Then she removes her jacket and peels off her skintight jeans to reveal a very skimpy black lace teddy. Eventually, she takes that off too, captivating Bonoboville and beyond with her spectacularly sleek nude physique.
Brava Christiana Cinn
Layla also brings her “Pet Sister” in Sin, though she spells it “Cinn.” DrSuzy.Tv “virgin” Christiana Cinn is just as gorgeous, eloquent and irresistible as Layla Sin, but different as a sparkling sapphire from a glittering emerald. Layla is generous enough to take a backseat “director’s” role for much of this show, letting her Pet Sister take the spotlight.
And take it she does, with gusto, panache and a shimmy of her fabulous behind. As naturally voluptuous and bubbly as Layla is svelte and sultry, Christiana wows the Womb Room with her insanely hot body, charismatic personality and impressive grasp of sex-positive female history. That and the vibrating pendant dangling between her breasts has this sexologist dizzy with Cinn… on top of Sin.
A California gal of Italian heritage, Christiana honors her female role models, including Paris Hilton (whose career took off thanks to a sex tape) and her own beautiful Aunt Brigitta Cimarolli, who graced the cover of German Penthouse in August, 1983.
She also pays tribute to the amazing Kelly Holland, CEO, owner, director, producer and publisher of Penthouse Global Media, as a fantastic female role model who, as Christiana points out, can make “overalls look sexy.” Reinvigorating the Penthouse brand with sensual sparkle, world-class beauty and 21st century sex-positive feminism, Kelly is also carrying on Bob Guccione’s traditions of artistic photography and cinematography, as well as supporting liberal, people-positive politics. Recently, Kelly participated in the Women’s March on Washington with Siouxsie Q James and the Free Speech Coalition, the main drivers behind the glorious defeat of Michael Weinstein’s Prop 60 which had been poised to destroy the adult industry in California.
Three-Ways Erotic Reading
As per my request, Christiana performs a dramatic erotic reading—topless!—from “Secret Fantasies” by Alison Tyler, one of the sexiest stories in Three-Ways, Penthouse Variations’ new book of very sexy stories published with Cleis Press.
When she was here in 2015, Layla had performed her own topless dramatic erotic reading from Penthouse Variations on Oral Sex. Watch the uncensored clip, including Layla’s book-spanking and Mad X Bike ride, or the censored version. Now it’s Christiana’s turn to read aloud for the crowd. For this, she dons seriously sexy librarian glasses and doffs her lacy blue bra. I must say, I am deeply impressed by Christiana’s reading ability, dramatic talent and erotic delivery that has everyone in the Womb Room practically climaxing with aural pleasure. It’s apparent that she could have, with the requisite luck and connections, successfully pursued a mainstream acting career. All the more reason for us to be grateful that she chose to devote herself as an artist to the erotic art and healing the world from sexual shame.
“Don’t be ashamed of your sexuality,” is one of Christiana’s mottos, and she walks the talk… naked and proud.
Credit where credit is due: Layla directed Christiana in her erotic dramatic reading, including annotating her copy of the book with colored post-its and highlighted passages. As for the quality of the erotic short stories themselves, the vibrant writing in Penthouse Variations books makes 50 Shades of Grey look very grey indeed, not to mention poorly written, by comparison. Do yourself and your libido a favor and pick up a Penthouse Variations book on your favorite sexual subject, or one that’s got you curious.
As last Saturday’s show on Polyamory can attest, Three-Ways are “in,” both Pets adore them, and honestly, this entire show feels like one, with me as the very lucky center in a scrumptious Pet Sister sandwich.
We all agree that anyone can enjoy Quickies, when you’re in the mood for sex but don’t have the time for languorous lovemaking. As for the subject of the third book, Anal, Christiana is a fan, but Layla isn’t, or maybe she’s just “saving it” for the future. Not one to wait, Ms. Cinn offers Ms. Sin a butt-plug from her own toy line. To be continued…
Whether you’re reading about a type of sex you already enjoy, would like to try, used to do or would absolutely never do, well-written literary erotica like this is a tremendous aphrodisiac. Capt’n Max can attest to its power, since our married monogamish sex life pretty much tripled during the week I was immersing myself in Quickies, Three-Ways and Anal. We’re about to celebrate our 25th wedding anniversary, so that’s saying something.
As you can imagine, the night of this show, our lil ol’ sex life went up past the Bonoboville Penthouse floor and through the proverbial roof.
Beautiful Bonoboville Communions
After the reading, we have time for one Bonoboville Communion before the break, and what a hot sexy cocktail of a Communion it is. Handsome Hollywood Jake and lovely Rica are our bartenders for the evening, so Jake comes up to the stage.
Christiana who went to Catholic parochial school in a uniform, takes communion from the altar of Layla, NJG (Nice Jewish Girl) Gone to Sin in the tradition of Queen Esther, the Biblical sexpot who saved her people from genocide with her power to seduce a king. It’s an honor and a delight to connect these Jewish and the Catholic “sisters in sin”—“sin” in the sense that spiritually-motivated sex revolutionaries have long been viewed as “sinners” by the religiously narrow-minded—through the “spirit” of Agwa and the ritual of Bonoboville Communion.
Christiana takes her Communion from the Layla’s inner thigh, and receives her Waterboarding, Bonobo-Style, from between Layla’s legs, the two of them creating a tableau of grace and boobalicious beauty, as they move in and out of positions.
When we come back from the break, they switch. Now Layla takes Communion from Christiana’s ass, biting her g-string in her teeth and teasing her Pet Sister’s beautiful backdoor. Then, despite or maybe because of her previously stated “No Anal” boundary, she gives her analingus like nobody’s business.
Then they kiss the salt off each other’s lips and tongues in a French-kissing tour de force!
For her waterboarding, Layla chooses the very sexy but rather precarious position of assuming a backbend under Christiana’s naked, completely shaved crotch. Wow. Waterboarding turns into a waterfall of Agwa off of Christiana’s vulva and into Layla’s open mouth.
It’s so sparkling gorgeous, it feels like a climax of some kind, and wouldn’t you know, but some of the “spirit” of Agwa gets into Layla’s eye. Ouch! Fortunately for me (who feels terrible about this) she takes it like the army veteran and good sport that she is. The incident also serves to prove that Layla is not wearing very much make-up at all, since both the Agwa’ed eye and the other eye look pretty much the same: flawless.
Meanwhile, Christiana’s lovely vulva is all wet and sticky with Agwa. Good host that I am, I take this opportunity to get between her legs and lick it up. Yum!
Ably assisting in Communion Services is our own Gypsy Bonobo, who is certainly pretty enough to be in Penthouse, as the Pets wholeheartedly agree. Christiana even gives her pretty derriere a book-spanking with Quickies.
In the second half, Jacquie Blu suddenly plops herself down on one of the chairs and proceeds to play with Layla’s Deluxe Cyberskin Vibrating Stroker as if it’s her own, plunging our black dildo in and out and in and out of it. Whacky!
Giving another historical perspective to this amazing show, Capt’n Max tells the heartwarming story of how his first publication, The LA Star, “took” Penthouse Letters from Bob Guccione’s first American issues back in 1970. When Guccione discovered the friendly “theft,” he graciously demanded that the LA Star give him free ads seeking models for his new artsy nude photography magazine, which Max and his partner happily did. So, Guccione’s first Penthouse Pets came from Max’s LA Star.
Ikkor the Wolf gets Petted
Wearing his chic black #BONOBOVILLE T-shirt, Ikkor the Wolf, “Sexiest Rapper” 2016 SUZY Award winner, ascends the Womb Room stage to sing a song in praise of unabashedly “sin”-filled womanhood, “She Bad.”
But first, the Sin-Cinn Sisters help him off with his shirt. Great as his #BONOBOVILLE Tee looks, his naked pecs are even better.
Ikkor takes the mic, and Christiana twerks out to the max, shaking that amazing ass, and even doing a magnificent split that seems to stretch across our Womb Room stage. Ikkor outdoes himself, rap-wise, clearly inspired by such a fabulous muse.
Meanwhile, Layla and I enjoy ourselves on the bed, and Jacquie clearly enjoys herself… and Layla’s Stroker.
Spring Fever on Trumpcare
Well after the show, the party continues. These two Petsisters are just so… pettable!
So, we’ve got our Trump Baby Dickhead Doll all bandaged up after his operation, which was not a success. This is why even those corporately-owned and operated Republican congress-puppets couldn’t pass it.
Trump blamed the Democrats of course. Then he blamed Obama. And CNN. And microwave ovens. And even Ivanka and Jared. Basically, everyone but the mango in the mirror.
Our Trump doll’s hat crosses out the “GR” to read “MAKE AMERICA EAT AGAIN,” because that’s what we’ll need to do with the Trump budget taking away food from the poor, the disabled and the elderly. We should do with the Trump budget what we did with Trumpcare. Dump it!
So, Donny Doll is looking pretty sick here. It’s a good thing Layla and Gypsy have both been real-life nurses. Actually it’s way too good. Couldn’t be Trumpcare. Must be Obamacare.
Speaking of politics, Christiana further amazes us with her strong political convictions, touching upon all sorts of issues from the Dixie Chicks’ anti-Iraq War statements to Guccione’s Caligula, with eloquence and passion. She could run for public office, and she’d have my vote. As it is, she’s running for Penthouse Pet of the Year. Vote for Christiana Cinn, Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Cinners!
And vote for the exceptionally exquisite Layla Sin, if she’s in the running for anything at all. Both Layla Sin and Christiana Cinn, as well as Penthouse Variations books, are at the very top level of international erotic entertainment, that is, the Penthouse.
Coming Up Soon: Don’t miss our 25th Wedding Anniversary!
Previous DrSuzy.Tv Shows with Penthouse Pets
Sex Pot Penthouse Pet Melissa Jacobs
Penthouse Pet of the Year 2012 Jenna Rose
Penthouse Self-Petting Climaxes Masturbation Month
Thanks to this week’s volunteers and staff: Dr. Block’s Hair by Mark Brown; Camera Operator – Sean Riedy, Conwell Stewart; Photographers – 5thstimages, Diego Sanchez, Rick Slick; Intern –Maurice Plough; On-Campus Bonobos – Abe Perez, Del Rey, Gypsy Bonobo, Harry Sapien, Jacquie Blu, MarsFX, Johnny Jungle, Clemmy Cockatoo, Ana & Miguel.
© March 26, 2017. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 310-568-0066.