Length: 112:52 minutes Date: 05/19/2012
As we enter week three of Masturbation Month, there is plenty of other entering happening on the Womb Room bed—namely a public demonstration of auto-anal-sodomy. This real-life miracle of masturbatory performance serves to represent the eternal circle of sex-life as we welcome a slew of guests from the wonderful whack-happy world of Kink, all here to honor kinky survivors in their battles with the Big C. With all the spanking, flogging, roping, masturbating and sucking going on in this orgiastic show, it’s hard not to get your panties in a bunch—which is precisely what happens as we watch an entire pair of panties be inserted into a most receptive vagina, ultimately to be removed as one delightfully moist bundle of joy. It is the circle of sex-life indeed, brothers and sisters! Amen! And Awomen! And last but not least, happy birthday to our favorite show producer Tasia!
Jack Hammer: Kink world-class, well-hung former US Marine, and our dear Speakeasy friend, Jack shares more than just some kinky memories with us, but also a neo-bladder Big C battle much like that of my own Captain Max. Most likely, Jack’s cancer was caused by contaminated water at the USMC’s training Camp Lejeune. But like Max, Jack is beating back the Big C with great success, and he tells us a bit about his harrowing, inspirational journey back to health. Truly representative of kink and living up to his name, when the talking portion of the show segues to action, the Hammer gets his “partner-in-lust” on my bed, hammers her ass with a paddle, and ties her up across the chest and arms—and teeth! Then makes her find a way to pull his pants down. Lucky for us, she succeeds!
Alice Kingsnorth: First timer in the Womb Room, first time ever on radio(!) and Jack Hammer’s “partner in lust” with the name and look of a Duchess. But don’t let the ring of regalia fool you—she’s a truly kinky girl. Maybe that’s why she has such a big smile on her face while getting a good hammering from Jack on my bed. Then, in the after-party, she rides the Sybian—while I spank her with the studded end of the paddle—for about a dozen or so orgasms.
Victoria Veil: She may be a Speakeasy virgin, but she arrives here already being quite worldly in the way of her own orifices, which she soon demonstrates during her much ballyhooed performance of auto-anal-sodomy. Thus we lift the veil, and “Victoria’s Secret” is no longer secret! The ability to stick her penis into her own anus is a rare gift Victoria discovered in the early days of her male-to-female transition, back when her now ex-wife told her to “go fuck herself”—and that was precisely what she did she did! Ms. Veil proves to have more than just one self-pleasing ability when she plonks herself atop a huge, Condomania condom-covered attachment on the Sybian, riding it into several orgasms, and then beats all the boys playing pool in the after-party.
Audrey Rose: Another RadioSuzy1 virgin, sweet Audrey is a survivor of one year of marriage. She gets called to action when she performs Pantyboy’s special request to insert a pair of our 911 panties through her fishnets and into her vagina and pulls them out—talk about pulling a rabbit out of the hat! And it is indeed magic. But the magic really happens when she gets orally penetrated by her husband’s wand, when he gives it to her from behind on the Bondage Cross, and when she gets her turn on the Sybian in the after-party.
Henry Jacob: Audrey’s newly-wedded hubby and graduate student in biophysics, he gets loving fellatio from his wife during the live show, then takes her from the rear on the Bondage Cross in the after-party, entering her organism with an orgasm in the bodacious biophysical ecosystem of our Bonoboville.
Weapons of Mass Discussion: Celebrating Masturbation Month All Year Long, Surviving Cancer, Urine, Hot Sex with Mia Culpa, Neo-Bladder Brother Society, Only Medical Fetishists Are into Surgery, What the Doctors Don’t Tell You, Transitioning, Open Relationships & Vanilla Sex, Bladder Cancer Caused by Contaminated Water in LaJeune, Semper Fi: Always Faithful Documentary, Discovering Food Allergies After Chemo, La-la Land the Bankrupcy Capital of the World, Wives Performing Penis Irrigation in Lieu of Ball Busting, The Biophysics of Kink, Study of Pain in NeuroScience, Sister Morphine, Ball-Stretching & Penis-Stretching, Knot Fetishes in the Military, Titty Treatment, Shout Out to Cancer Warrior Goddess Hollie Stevens, RIP Donna Summer, Donate to the Children’s Hospital Serving all the Innocent Children with Cancer, Follow The Bonobo Way
Performance Erotica: Riding the Sybian, Giving Away Screaming O’s + Other Toys from Adult Play Parlor, Syringe Squirting Show Guests, Broken Urine-Colored Bubble Wand, Girls with Matching Brands, Deep Throating & Ball Licking, Auto-Sodomy aka Auto-Anal-Intercourse aka “Fucking Yourself,” Sybian-Riding with Big Dick Attachment, Ripping Fishnets, Panty Stuffing Into Pussy, Fellatio & Cunnilingus, Domination, Bondage, Ginger Cock, Ass Paddling, Pierced Pussy Spankings, Agwa Titty Shots, Birthday Cake, Happy Birthday Tasia!, Syringe Squirting, After-Party Orgy