Hot Wax Hula
Length 1:29:20:00 Date: Feb. 21, 2015
by Dr. Susan Block
Still “in recovery” from last Saturday’s orgiastic whiptastic Valentine Lupercalia Bacchanalia, it’s nice to relax into a relatively small, intimate show focusing on just a couple guests, taking on issues of sex, love, the gender of God and 50 Shades of Holy Crap, while enjoying the sensuous sight of red hot wax dripping on the naked, porcelain skin of a bold and very beautiful young woman.
That young woman is the one and only Layla Blue Phoenix, statuesque (especially in her eight-inch light-up heels), athletic, flame-haired, nipple-pierced and tattooed 18-year-old “rebel” raised in a strict Mormon household scorched by divorce and a recent house fire. Having just left the Seattle area for LA, lovely Layla is “open” to erotic adventure and new experiences. She also knows what she wants, at least partly, and we’d love to help her get it. So can someone out there please give this girl a new house—with a stripper pole? She deserves it!
Layla comes to DrSuzy.Tv courtesy of her new play partner, our old friend Master D (scion of the Australia’s most infamous mafia kingpin Abe Saffron), the Man with the Hot Wax. And oh my, but the man can drip it good! And Layla can certainly take it, and more. Candle drippings pelting her like a Hot Wax Bukkake scene, she writhes and twists her supple nubile body into a split and a back bend. From dripping to whipping, Master D and Dark Phoenix flog the wax off her skin with Jux Leather floggers as she challenges them to smack her harder and harder and HARDER—until the jeweled piercing between her breasts goes flying right off! That stops the action, but just for few minutes while we find her jewelry and Chelsea helps her put it back in.
During that pause, we take a call from Mars, a.k.a. Dr. Mars, who watched my HBO shows when he was a boy growing up in Brooklyn, and says so many nice things about the effect I’ve had (and appear to be still having!) on him, I blush as red as D’s candle wax.
At this point, Layla returns, re-pierced and ready to wow us with some snazzy topless hula-hooping. Dark Phoenix and I join her for a few hoops, but there’s no doubt, she spins circles around us.
We also talk about the stunning announcement by Father John Michael O’Neal, the Catholic priest who suffered a major heart attack and was “officially dead for more than 48 minutes” before medics “miraculously” re-started his heart. Father John’s shocking revelation that he witnessed during those 48 minutes when he was clinically “dead” is this: God is a woman.
Of course, we’ve been saying stuff like this for years. Though we’re more agnostic and pagan than any kind of serious “goddess-worshippers,” we always say Awomen along with Amen, and we follow the Bonobo Way, where females rule the roost. But it’s especially exciting to hear the Good News from a 71-year-old priest who says that “despite the disapproval of his superiors (he wants to) spread the word of the Holy Mother.” Though the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Boston is trying to “calm the rumors,” already the media (and we) are helping to spread it for him!
Birthday shout-outs to Haley Sweet and Nikki Knight, as well as Kendra Holliday and Dr. Nancy Sutton Pierce for their awesome new reviews of The Bonobo Way. Tweets from Chris G. and Panty Boy, plus we can’t wait til next Saturday’s exciting show with Dr. Zhana Vrangalova and Deauxma (Free for members: RSVP now)! Kudos to our Lupercalian whipmaster Jux Lii, whose line of Jux Leather BDSM products launches this week in the new Kink Store. So if you’ve got 50 Shades Fever, you know where to get supplied, and if you need to talk about it, you know where to call.
© February 22, 2015. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 310-568-0066.