ErotiqueTV Sex Olympics on DrSuzy.Tv!
Length 1:47:35 Date: August 13, 2016
It’s Olympics season, and if there were a Porn Olympics, this show’s featured guest would be at the top of the game. ErotiqueTV CEO and leading man Eric John is a sexual athlete of many talents, among them being an almost superhuman ability to ejaculate profusely and often, clocking in with a peak score of 14 ejaculations in one session. Give this man a gold medal, and hang the winning ribbon like a cock ring around Eric’s johnson, as well as his neck. Eric John is an Olympic ejaculator.
The Bonoboville guys are ultra-impressed, especially when Eric and partner Maya Kendrick have athletic sex in perfect rhythm to a rap by Ikkor the Wolf, climaxing with Eric shooting his Olympian load all over Maya’s pretty smiling face… and wisely closed eyes. As for the ladies in the Womb Room, the hard-working Mr. John wins our hearts with his cunnilinguistic enthusiasm (more on that in a minute) and big puppy dog eyes that seem to really *see* into yours, whether you’re having sex or talking about the sports.
So… who else is getting off on Olympics 2016? I love seeing all those sexy, strong, half-naked bodies… and I’m not even talking about the athletes, just the people dancing on the streets of Rio. Actually, I’m a little disappointed that modern Olympic athletes are so covered up. Long gone are the days when the ancient Greek Olympic competitors would wrestle in the nude. Now, we’ve got too many onesies and not enough bikinis, and what gives with the long sleeves on the gymnasts? Gymnastic Goddess Simone Biles leaps, flips, vaults and spins through the air like a swinging bonobo. But naughty-minded me keeps imagining her doing it naked, landing with perfect precision and her signature triumphant smile on her partner’s erect vertical balance beam. I also must confess to fantasizing about sexy sleek Michael Phelps, maybe going for a swim with him and his bromance partner Ryan Lochte, which would turn into a wild, thrashing, underwater threesome. Then, after a simultaneous threeway orgasm that brings out the “game face” in all of us, we sit on the edge of the pool and rip a few bong hits.
It’s good enough to take my mind off of the ongoing embarrassment and potential horror that is Trump, who is thankfully plummeting in the polls and didn’t vomit up too much gross verbiage this past week except, of course, when he was slyly insinuating that gun-lovers could use their beloved guns to assassinate Hillary Clinton. If only for that reason, I love the 2016 Olympics.
Though Rio has some sexy competitors, it’s great to have our very own “Porn Olympian” on DrSuzy.Tv. And Eric John is not one of those all-brawn/no-brains porn dudes. Not only does he possess high sexual intelligence and the “gift” of multiple pop shots, he also has that other standardized-test-taking kind of intelligence, the kind that gets you into MIT, from which Eric graduated. He then went on to become a Boeing executive, specializing in outer space exploration, before giving it all up to join become a pornstar (thanks to Misty Rain, Alexandra Silk and Luc Wylder) where he explores the “inner space” of his many female partners.
He’s brought a few of these partners to DrSuzy.Tv, most recently at our 24th Wedding Anniversary, and most orgiastically back in 2011 when about 12 of them celebrated ErotiqueTV’s first year in production with a ErotiqueTV Mega Orgy on my broadcast bed. This time, he brings along his newest partner, porn starlet Maya Kendrick, fresh out of the Seattle outskirts and so new to the adult industry that she hasn’t even been on ErotiqueTV yet! It’s refreshing to see that with the support of her family and friends, this 20-year-old Millennial Gal is as frank, open and optimistic about her porn career as some college grads are about taking a Hollywood internship.
Maya and Eric do Bonoboville Communion with pure alkaline H20, since she’s not yet 21 and he’s a disciplined sexual Olympian who keeps “it” up, at least in part, by staying fit and relatively clean. But we just received a case of our favorite drink, Agwa di Bolivia Herbal Coca Leaf Liqueur, with new tangy Agwa Lime Salt that we are jonesing to try out, and so the adorable androgynous Jay Toriko volunteers to take Communion off of his own penis!
Diehard DrSuzy.Tv fans will recall that Jay demonstrated the yogic art of auto-fellatio in the afterparty of Mistress Tara for President & FemDom Politics, the Bonobo Way. He does it again right on this show, with great courage and aplomb, pronouncing the Agwa Lime Salt to be quite tasty as he sucks it off his own uncut flesh flute with Olympic agility.
Our gorgeous bartender Shannon Coronado teases her new friend Jay as Maya gives him a hand. Meanwhile Eric looks on with rapt attention, having never seen auto-fellatio in person before. Apparently a voyeur as well as a congenial exhibitionist, Eric masturbates his hung self into a “competitive” erection, illustrating the concept of Sperm Wars in action. With two naked cocks on the loose, the Womb Room crowd goes wild.
This crowd includes a variety of men, women and trans folks with varying degrees of openness and closetedness, including two hot MILF friends of Yossi who want to learn to squirt, as well as freelance writer Fiona Duncan, working on a piece about Bonoboville and the Bonobo Way for the hot new LA publication, Mel Magazine, sponsored by the Dollar Shave Club, to which Capt’n Max enthusiastically subscribes and, which Eric points out (between strokes and thrusts), just sold for a billion buckaroos. This instigates a discussion of how male swimmers and porn stars like Eric shave their bodies, though Maya sports a rather luxuriant, ecosexy, brown bush on her nubile Venus mound.
This she reveals as, ready to play, she strips off her moist black thong, donating it to the Panty Boy Collection. Gamely, Ms. Hendrick sucks Mr. John’s manhood like the giant oblong lollipop that it is. But what seems to arouse Eric the most is giving head to Maya. In between lusty slurps, he proudly conjectures that he’s licked more labia than any other guy in porn, a very bonoboësque thing to declare in an industry that tends to focus its cold hard lens far more often on the easier-to-film, male-pleasure-centered fellatio than the mysterious, female-pleasure-centered cunnilingus.
Porn being ubiquitous, and human sex education still minimal (though improving), many young people first learn about sex from porn… for better and for worse. Regardless of how “educational” their films are supposed to be, porn stars are de facto sexual role models. Eric’s young viewers may not be able to emulate his Olympian ability to ejaculate several times a day any more easily than they could beat Michael Phelps in the 200 meter butterfly, but they can all learn to give good head, regardless of gender. Eric shows that being a “cunning linguist” is integral to his sexual success as a “straight” virile nonmonogamous male, and that’s as inspiring for other straight men as it is empowering to women. Also sensuous (if you’re not too ticklish), he loves to suck toes!
Not only is Eric a bonobo sapien of a guy, he loves real bonobos, having seen them in action on Anderson Cooper’s recent 60 Minutes segment with the incredibly loveable baby bonobo orphans of Lola ya Bonobo. So I’ve got to give him a signed copy of The Bonobo Way.
High on Maya’s juicy essence, Eric takes her through a Bonobo Sutra of sexual positions suited to the voyeur, or camera, most of which we can’t show on this show, so you’ll have to check out the video on DrSuzy.Tv The scene rises to Olympic levels when I invite Ikkor the Wolf onstage with us, and he raps free-style, then goes into his signature song “She Bad” as Eric and Maya hump and bump in time to the sensual beat—a first for all three… and me!
PHOTO 2: SARAH BELLA. PHOTO 3: UNSCENE ABE
Between that and Shannon shaking her amazing booty and boobies in the afterparty, Capt’n Max and I are inspired to have a couple of Olympic orgasms of our own. Though our sex is far from “athletic,” and all too often gets interrupted by foot cramps, heartburn and trips to the loo, it’s actually more orgasmic than ever, which just shows that some things (though not many!) get better with age.
It’s an explosive welcome back after our business-and-pleasure trip to Laguna Beach and Dana Point where we had fun in the sun and on Inner Journey with Greg Friedman, 93.5 FM, talking about sex, spirituality and the Bonobo Way. We had an amazing time, but it’s good to be back in Bonoboville doing another great show. Whether you’re a swimmer, a swinger, a gymnast or an iconoclast, it’s a HOT one.
© August 14, 2016. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 310-568-0066.