Masturbation de Mayo
Length: 101:12 minutes Date: 05/05/2012
What do you get when the first Saturday night of Masturbation Month happens to fall on Cinco de Mayo? Orgasms—por todo del mes! Sí, hermanos y hermanas, we are all in the holiday spirit in the Womb Room—especially when it cums to masturbating. And this fiesta is overflowing with a multi-cultural, multi-orgasmic whammy of celebrations with a heady helping of education, as we kick off Masturbation Month on Cinco de Mayo with hot and humorous masturbation stories, a provocative report from an SFU researcher on masturbation and media, a record number of on-show Sybian rides, a spanking hot birthday bash, oodles of tickling and teasing from some of the prettiest gals on the planet, naughty anatomically correct piñatas, a fantastic foot fetish demo, climaxing with a sudden, spectacular fountaining fiesta of female ejaculation all over my Mexican Mother Mary towel. ¡Viva la Masturbación!
Charlotte Stokely: A favorite at the Speakeasy since her first visit, the angelic American Apparel fashion model, SexArt actress and quintessential ethereal beauty regales us with tales of her schoolgirl years when teachers would catch her playing erotically with her own just blossoming boobies. Charlotte also demonstrates that she is especially skilled at teasing and seducing everyone in her orbit, and I’m no exception. When it’s her turn to ride the Sybian, she entices me to mount it with her—in my first double team Sybian scene—her luscious vulva rubbing right up against my happy butt as we ride off into the orgasmic sunset. Not just a tease, she looks gorgeous on our trapeze.
Kayla-Jane Danger: Virgin to RadioSuzy1, representing the gorgeous, romantic but hardcore erotica of SexArt, carrying on some of the work of the late great Zalman King, Kayla is also a rare female foot fetishist. She shows us what she means by “foot love” when she licks, nibbles and sucks pink birthday cake icing from Charlotte’s toes—appearing to give her several intense toegasms. She also devours her heels and at one point, her entire foot—a real good licking that keeps on kicking!
Malena Morgan: Another gorgeous specimen of young womanhood, Malena is also affiliated with SexArt. Being brand new to the Womb Room certainly doesn’t stop her back from riding the Sybian to a thunderous orgasm. Right after the show, she graciously provides her vagina for the Adult Play Parlor Peter Piper. The climax of this night of self-pleasuring glory is Malena’s masturbatory squirt that almost reaches the Womb Room rafters. To cool off, she plays with Tasia on the trapeze.
Jonni Lynch: A beloved member of the Speakeasy’s Bonoboville, Princess Jonni celebrates her 22nd birthday with more than cake, but rather, some sweet celebrity spanks from Charlotte and then the more serious stinging thwacks delivered by the practiced hand of our IT Director –all while on the Sybian!
Corpsy: Repeat offender at the Womb Room, the Girls and Corpses Magazine deaditor-in-chief is so enthralled by the multitude of masturbatory performances on my bed, he confesses to joining along under the table! He also imparts some wisdom on the topic of masturbation, like recommending that you pull it out and start wanking whenever a cop pulls you over; if you have the balls to be getting off, they will be sure to let you off! Take Corpsy’s advice at your own risk, and remember, of corpse, who he is.
Sasha Sweet: Back on RadioSuzy1 after far too long an absence, on just a short visit from her new home in New Orleans, sweet Sasha chimes in with our game of masturbation story telling—her story involving a corpse (no, not Corpsy, but an actual dead body)!
Yasaman Madankia: Joining us by phone from Vancouver for the first time on RadioSuzy1 is this charming Simon Fraser University psychology department researcher who conducts studies on masturbation and media. I first met Yasi—who is as beautiful as she is bright—at last month’s Society for the Scientific Study of Sexuality conference. As a woman who gets off researching getting off, she puts out some interesting discussion topics, such as the negative associations the media conveys through its misrepresentations of masturbation. Well, we try to rectify that imbalance with this show. Plus Yasi reminds us of one of the most positive, inspirational masturbation scenes in media history: the explosive Pleasantville bathtub scene.
Weapons of Mass Discussion: Merry Masturbation Month & Happy Cinco de Mayo, Masturbators & Fornicators, Monkey Spankers & Kitty Petters, Honoring Masturbation, The Root of Testament, Testify & Testicles, Different Strokes for Different Vibrators, Truman Capote Said to Cum as you Are, Learned Art of Masturbating, Masturbation in the Womb, Hitting the Books Regarding Playing with Yourself, Props to Dr. Betty Dodson for Giving Me My First Masturbatory Orgasm through Liberating Masturbation, Independence from Lovers for Pleasure, Power in the Fingertips, SexArt Like Andrew Blake from the Old Days, My First Orgasm with My Husband on the Back of His Neck, Cinco de Mayo and the Battle of Puebla, Negative Stigma Around Masturbation, Niche Subject Getting Snickers from Professors, Masturbation Isn’t just a Last Resort for the Single or Sexually Unfulfilled, Titty Touching as an Orgasmic Masturbatory Release, Masturbation Scenes in Movies, Masturbation Stories, Getting Caught Masturbating, Masturbation Management from the Maid, Getting Caught by Dad, Spanking as a form of Masturbation, Foot Fetishes in Females, Masturbating Monkeys & Bonobos
Performance Erotica: Swapping Masturbation Stories, Panty Donations & Exchanges, Agwa Nipple Shots, Feather Tickling, Wild Orgasmic Sybian Rides, Sybian Squirt Cellophane as a Gift Bag for Corpsy, Double Trouble Aboard the Sybian, Blowing out Candles, Anatomically Correct Piñata Sex, Jiggling on the Stripper Pole, Birthday Cake, Frosted Feet Licks, Intensive Foot Love, Toe Sucking, Toegasms, Whole Foot Sucking, Tongue Kissing, Sex Toys, Naked Rickshaw Rides, Whipped Cream and Jello Shot Play, Birthday Spanking, Pussy Spanking, Sexy Times with the Pussy Pipe, Glass Dildo Play, Female Ejaculation, Naked Trapeze, Rickshaw Rides, Snake Play