Squirt Salon 32: April Showers Bring Deauxma Flowers
Length: 102:12 minutes Date: 04/28/2012
April Showers bring Deauxma (pronounced “Doo-May”) flowers in SQUIRT SALON #32, featuring the one and only, great Texas “Geyser of Desire,” Deauxma, who once again baptizes me and my bed in glorious gushes of her sparkling Holy Water. Yes indeed, Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners, it’s another Super Soaker of Squirt on The Dr. Susan Block Show! Open up your umbrellas and enjoy the rain.
This Squirt Salon comes hot on the heels of Dr. Adam Ostrenski’s recent study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, that supposedly “proves” the existence of the G-Spot. I’m a big believer in the G-Spot, mainly because I’ve got one and I’ve found them in many other women. Unfortunately, Ostrenski’s new research, based on his dissection of one 82-year-old woman’s cadaver, isn’t likely to convince many G-Spot naysayers.
But hot MiLF Deauxma proves you don’t even need to *have* a G-Spot to squirt, since she does it from clitoral stimulation in conjunction with being immersed in an “erotic environment,” along with being kissed and caressed. We are only too happy to provide all the loving, passionate kisses and caresses that Deauxma needs—in the Speakeasy, which could be said to be the most “erotic environment” on earth–and we are rewarded with great April Showers of shimmering ejaculate.
I drink to that—literally, as we gather some of the squirt in a bowl (the Superbowl of Squirt!), then pour it into a crystal flute, and I host a toast with Champagne Deauxma, sipping the clear, almost flavorless elixir myself before sharing it with a number of audience volunteers thirsty for fresh Holy Water. Drink ye, and be merry, and let us say A-men… and more appropriately, A-women!
Deauxma: There may be no more oil wells in Texas, but there is a geyser and Her name is Deauxma. This is the ultimate über-MiLF squirting star’s fifth appearance on RadioSUZY1. On her first, we didn’t even know she squirted, but she charmed me when she related how reading The 10 Commandments of Pleasure freed her and her husband to explore their sexuality. Her second show was Squirt Salon 22: The Squirt Instructor, with Marcus London, where she showed herself to be a gush above the average female ejaculatrix. On her third show, Squirt Salon 27: Spring Showers, the ultimate Super Soaker of squirting shows, Deauxma broke all records by squirting 29 times in a row in a clip that went viral, drenching my camera crew along with everyone in my bed. On her fourth show, she teamed up with another sexy squirting MiLF, Veronica Avluv, for Squirt Salon: 28: A Midsummer Night’s Wet Dream, and oh, was it wet. In appearance #5, Deauxma is radiant in a simple little pink dress that she never fully takes off, though she manages to show us every part of her fabulous slim shapely body, inside and out! Ironically, she’s “afraid” of the Sybian, and isn’t interested in vibrators. Nothing mechanical for down-to-earth Deauxma. For her it’s all about sheer skin-to-skin, tongue-wrestling eroticism that has been calling forth the waters of Venus for millennia.
Angie Noir: Her first time on RadioSuzy1, Angie is new to porn, but she’s also an erotic artist whose work is featured in World’s Greatest Erotic Art of Today Vol 4–for which I happen to be a jurist! AND she’s another sexy squirting MiLF. Not quite a geyser like Deauxma, Angie is more of a sweet water fountain. She demurs that she doesn’t ejaculate often, but when I finger her G-Spot and slap her clitoris, a bubbling cascade of pure amrita spurts up over her vulva in ecstasy.
Larry: As Deauxma’s husband, Larry is the man behind the woman, which is an appropriate location for him to be in once he explains that the first time his wife squirted was from anal sex 15 years into their marriage. They’ve now been married 32 years; and here I thought celebrating our 20th anniversary was a big deal. Porn is their latest adventure together. This is Larry’s fifth time in the Speakeasy, but his first time on RadioSUZY1. Luckily he is on mic to give a play-by-play once I get myself too wrapped up in Deauxma’s arms—and lips— to continue my hosting duties.
Lola Hart: This Speakeasy virgin is entering porn because she loves exhibitionism. She has yet to squirt. But she strips down to her matching bra and panties, goes topless and gets to take home her heart’s desire: an Adult Play Parlor pussy pump.
Weapons of Mass Discussion: We Are All Children of Squirt, Record-Breaking Squirt Salon #27, Viral Video Missing Two Squirts, Squirting MiLFs, Dr. Adam Ostrenski’s G-Spot Study, Dissecting Cadavers, G-spot Vs. Clitoral Stimulation-Induced Squirts, Deep Throat Numbing Action, Powerful Clit, Squirting is Euphoric and Draining, Squirting on One Bed and Sleeping in the Other, Being Afraid of Short-Circuiting the Sybian, Differences Between Squirting Orgasm and Regular Orgasm, Powerful Clit, Being Married 32 Years, Getting Into Porn, Bonoboville
Performance Erotica: Umbrella Twirling, Selecting Sex Toys from The Adult Play Parlor Basket, Big Texas Titties, Nipple Sucking, Triple Titty Agwa Salt Licking, Induction into Society of MILFs & Drunks, Girls with Dresses Without Panties, Beautifully Shaved Tan-line Pussy, Multiple Shooting Squirts, Squirting & Making Out, Threeway Kiss, Going Downtown, Clit Licking, Clit Rubbing, Majorly Soaking the Luv Rug, Catching Squirt in a Bowl, Drinking Squirt from a Champagne Flute, Rejecting the Dick Squirter, Panty Modeling, Female Audience Member Drinking from Champagne Flute Number Two, Rolling up the Luv Rug, Rolling Out the Mother Mary Towel, Getting Finger Banged in Nothing but High Heels, Pussy Slapping, Three Broads Having Sex in the Main Steam Room, Big Squirts & Little Squirts, Gushing on a Towel that Says “Open 24 Hours,” Trying the Pussy Pump, Turning Lesbo on Larry, One Last Squirt for the Road, Getting Drunk on Champagne Deauxma & Deauxm-Evian, Putting On 911 Panties & Swishing Them in Squirt for Panty Boy, Getting Whipped in the Garden, Naked Chicks Strapped to the Cross, Snake Play, Hula-Hooping, Norwegian Invasion, Boys on Trapeze, Post-Squirt Rickshaw Rides
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