Valentine Foreplay & Lupercalia Warm-Up with Selma Sins & Isiah King James IV ❤
Length 1:31:31 Date: Feb. 8, 2014
With Valentine’s Day and Lupercalia (the original Valentine’s Day) around the corner, the pressure is on to make the season super sexy… but how? Such is the challenge we put to a couple of our favorite guests (whom we haven’t seen since the Last Show at the Old Speakeasy!), sinfully sweet Selma Sins and his royal hugeness Isiah King James IV.
These two DrSuzy.Tv award winning adult performers accept the challenge, responding with some hot porno-romance advice and delicious “Valentine Foreplay.” “Thou Shalt Have Foreplay!” is the 9th Commandment of a Lady’s Pleasure in The 10 Commandments of Pleasure. Foreplay is for everybody, but I ascribe it to the ladies because we’re usually the ones complaining that our menfolk don’t take the time to make romance, cuddle, give us head, tell us how great we are or generally get us “in the mood” before plunging into plunging in. On the other hand, in my private sex therapy practice, I hear much of the opposite: men complaining that their beloved wives insist that they “just fuck,” leaving them longing for a little mental or physical stimulation, a.k.a. foreplay.
The word “foreplay” sounds subordinate, like an appetizer with intercourse as the main course, and lots of people like to skip the appetizer, especially if they aren’t hungry. That’s fine for food. But skipping foreplay is rarely a good idea for sex, even or maybe especially when you’re not very horny. The right foreplay can send you from zero to a thousand on the horniness scale.
Selma and Isiah share a wide range of foreplay activities “on set” and off, some of which they also demonstrate—from deep French-kissing and hot dirty talk, roleplay (in English and en Español) to panty play, a full striptease on the stripper pole and Bonoboville Communion that turns into deep-throat fellatio on the King’s royal 11-inch scepter.
Since they’re our only guests this show, we have a chance to learn some interesting bio-factoids. For instance, the first Isiah King James (our Isiah’s great grandfather) was a slave. Before Isiah King James IV got into porn, he was a Catholic altar boy in Cleveland, with a porno crush on Ginger Lynn. While in his last term before graduating from Cal State Northridge with a BA in Journalism, he got his first internship with T-Reel and Ideal Image Models, where he soon met fellow Catholic sinner, Selma Sins, an up-and-coming adult starlet with a sweet petite physique, pride in her Hispanic heritage and few erotic inhibitions.
Which brings us to “America On the Run,” the official music video for Hustler‘s porn parody “White House Orgy,” directed by Will Tyler, starring Tyler Knight, and featuring none other than our Selma twerking politics with Bonnie Rotten in the chorus line. We also get a nice surprise visit from Moe the Monster, debonair winner of the 2013 “Biggest Male Ejaculation” DrSuzy.Tv award for his performance in “Drop Bras Not Bombs” when Amor Hilton dropped her bra, and “The Beast” unleashed his sperm bomb, creating Shock and Awe with zero casualties. That’s our kind of bomb.
And Selma has our kind of heart-shaped ass. Fortunately for us, another one of her favorite foreplay activities is spanking, and she loves being flogged by my JuxLeather finger-flogger. Which brings us back to the ancient Roman fertility festival of the Lupercalia, the original Valentine’s Day (read some of the holiday’s history here)… more about floggers than flowers, more about all-inclusive, natural lust than exclusive, romantic love, more about spanked buns than hurt feelings. In fact, it is my theory that the most common symbol of Valentine’s Day and love, the red heart, was originally designed to resemble a nice, well-whipped (thus reddened), “heart-shaped” ass, rather than the cardiac organ that pumps our blood, to which it bears no resemblance at all.
So pull down your panties and bare your hearts for the Lupercalia! We’re still renovating the big studio in New Bonoboville, so we’ll be broadcasting live from our little radio studio where we don’t have room to hold a big flog fest like we did in 2013, 2012 and 2011. But we’re excited to host one of the world’s finest floggers, Goddess Soma Snakeoil, and her female-to-male transgender submissive Matty Boi who just started hormone therapy and is promoting a 2/22 “Topless” fundraiser at Sanctuary to help him pay for his upcoming top surgery. Fat MiKE of NoFX will also join us in-studio, so a night of provocative Lupercalian fun is pretty much guaranteed. Whether your Valentine’s Day winds up being awesome or awful, tune in to DrSuzy.Tv this Saturday night, February 15th for a punkesque, floggerific, heart-shaped and “topless” Lupercalia 2014.
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