With Judy Thompson, Nyomi Banxxx, Zoe Holloway, Eric John and Vicki Chase (row 1); Karen Anzoategui, Jacky St. James, Kay Brandt, AfroDisiac (row 2). Photo: Nordov

Length: 122:36 minutes        Date: 9/24/2011

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This wild, wacky show starts off with an unexpected visit from eight uninvited, armed LAPD officers!  Shades of unwarranted Speakeasy police raids past (for which I sued the LAPD and won a nice settlement).  But this time, once Max–looking jauntily authoritative in his captain’s hat–told the officers that they were interrupting a live broadcast of The Dr. Susan Block Show, they apologized (either word has gotten around about that settlement, or I have more fans-in-blue than I knew) and left within minutes.  Actually, they didn’t even make it past the steel gate in front of our elevator.  Irony of ironies: We had the LAPD behind bars!  With a blow-up doll cop standing guard! Unfortunately, we didn’t get the real cops on tape.  But after the intro, Max and I tell the story of the aborted raid based on a false noise report (which we now suspect was maliciously delivered by someone who was actually on our staff); then we jump back into the theme of Romantic Lady Porn with our fabulous guests, porn stars, producer, writers, therapists and comedians, who all come together for a climactic, fantastic Commedia Erotica rendition of a sexpot Snow White that would make True Blood’s mouth water.

Featured Guests

Kay Brandt: After 20 years of mainstream writing and producing, Kay is now the proud creator of Jewel Box Films, a division of Digital Playground, producing a “premium” line of explicit erotica, aka the “new vision of erotic story telling” of multiracial and multi-gender characters, offering tasteful but hardcore all-girl porn for all folks to jerk off to in style. When she’s not making romantic hardcore, Kay likes to “Twitter fuck” her pals online. Mid-show, Kay performs a dramatic reading of her erotic short story of Snow White, which serves as the basis for our Commedia Erotica performance, featuring a diabolical, not so virginal princess and her lethal seductions of, well, everybody in the story.

Zoey Holloway: Always lovely in a different fashion, Zoey returns to the Speakeasy for the fourth time in a flowy, easy-to-pull-titties-out top, black, easy-to-pull-off pants and lace leopard panties for panty boy.  She plays a VIP client at a private lesbian strip club in Kay Brandt’s Cherry series. She also plays the insatiably sexual and sinister Snow White who proceeds to seduce her Prince Charming, all of his knights, and even her wicked stepmother, before murdering them all to reclaim her thrown.

Nyomi Banxxx: Chicago-bred porn star with a heart of gold, thousand-watt smile and debatably “phat twat,” this is Queen Nyomi’s virgin RadioSUZY1 appearance.  She enjoys a couple more firsts on the show: 1) holding a live snake (my Evie is very gentle with her as she writhes around her Olympian-esque breasts and tries to wriggle between her royal butt cheeks, and 2) doing body shots—and she loves that Agwa! Since she arrives panty-less, she dons a pair of 911 panties (which she later donates to the Panty Boy Collection), and plays the evil stepmother who is ironically poisoned by Snow White in the heat of incestuous, regal passion.

Vicki Chase: Back in the Womb Room for time #3, sleek and sexy ErotiqueTV CEO Vicki flashes her slinky fishnet panties and leopard bra upon Panty Boy’s insistent request. After  double nipple licking Nyomi and Zoey, our versatile former bank teller assumes the role of the Prince’s horse, getting on all fours for riding and a little mid-story horse humping. What that means in light of the fact that Vicki is, in real life, the Prince’s wife, is the subject of another show.

Eric John: Still in the tousle-haired afterglow of the massive ErotiqueTV orgy we had two weeks ago on the show—as well as the sex he had that afternoon–Eric plays the honorable Prince Charming who gives in to Snow White’s unceasing libido many times throughout their journey back to the castle, stopping along the way to hump his horse (played by his wife Vicki Chase). Following the Sunday morning orgy for Erotique TV tomorrow, Eric plans on taking his beloved bank teller to the petting zoo afterwards.

Judy Thompson: Playing the celibate owner of Cherry—an exclusive lesbian strip salon—in Kay’s series, Judy is constantly crossing back and forth from mainstream film to porn.  She’s fairly shy during the raucous Snow White parody, but turns into the life of the after-party as she romps on Tasia’s trapeze and the stripper pole, even picking up some tips!

Jacky St. James: Glad to have finally popped her Speakeasy Cherry, Jacky is a New Sensations porn writer with the good looks of a porn star, whose right-wing mother still wants her to become a doctor or lawyer.   Keeping her panties to herself, she shares her witty commentary with all as the Commedia Erotica unfolds before her twinkling, voyeuristic eyes

Katie Kinns: Lusciously poured into a fetchingly red dress, our bride-to-be pours Agwa shots for the other guests.

John Clark: My third radio producer, actor, director and former husband of the late great Lynn Redgrave, John prefers A1 to lime salt on titties.  He ascends the stage to play the role of Snow White’s father who gets stabbed by the prince with one of my silver sword dildos.

AfroDisiac: Back at the Speakeasy “packing” her proverbial “big black dick,” our girl dandy plays one of Prince Charming’s knights.  Her lust for the princess became her downfall.

Karen Anzoategui: Actress and stand-up comic, Karen plays a dwarf as well as one of Prince Charming’s horny knights who succumbs to Snow White’s advances, only to be slaughtered by her master for the betrayal.

Chris Gore: Though Chris doesn’t actually speak on this broadcast, his presence is strongly felt in the Womb Room, and probably the main reason we only had to grapple with polite police officers as opposed to ravenous zombies.

Callers

Roger:  A huge fan of Zoey, Roger absolutely loves her lesbian baby sitter series but asks her questions she is too much of a lady to answer.

Jen Doe: having already worshipped Nyomi’s goddess-like goods on their last shoot together, m dear Twitterfriend Jen calls in for more. She also makes a request to see Nyomi lick Agwa lime salt off of Kay Brandt’s titties, to which they happily obliged—though Kay stops short of revealing her sacred nipples.

Weapons of Mass Discussion

The LAPD, The Pursuit OF Happiness, Flying By The Seat Of Our Panties, Ladies And Lady Lovers, The Spirit Of Sex, Fascist Corporate America, Romantic Feminine Side of All of Us, Multiple Pussies, All Pussy Vs. Part Pussy, Women in Hollywood, Female Managed Porn, Real Actresses Having Sex, Vegetable Homicide, Pussy Night, Exhibitionist Cops, Terrible But Legal Activities, Illustrious Women Of Erotica, Shakespeare, Men Playing Women in Shakespeare Plays, Sissies Doing Well in Shakespeare’s Time, Proud Explicit Erotica, Why Soft Core Sucks, Expensive Masturbation, Sex On Camera As A Talent, Close Up Insertions, Dramatic Porn, Sensuous Porn, Private Lesbian Strip Clubs, Closet Freaks, Flying With Joan Rivers, Thespian Lesbian Porn Stars, Sex Art Stand Ins, Ron Jeremy, Lesbian Baby Sitters, Massive Orgies, Sneaking In A Penis During Girl Girl Time, Mothers Of Porn Stars, Twitter Fucking, Unhappy Republicans, Pussy Hair Splitting, Sex Week At Yale 2012, Costly Revolutions, Bitchy Jennifer Love Hewitt, Snow White, Bonobos, Ethical Hedonism

Performance Erotica

LAPD False Noise Report (Perhaps Inside Job by One of Our Staff), Vulva Candles, Squirting Dildos, Titty Flashing, Panty Flashing, Little Red Pantyhood, Pussy Flashing, Ass Jiggling, Phat Twat, Pussy Escape, Porn Stars With A Heart Of Gold, Snake Invasion, Bisexual Snake, Giant Gorgeous Nipples, Snake Wrapping Around Boobs, Panty Donations, Bush Flashing, Dildo Swords, Gang Bang Improvisation, Commedia Erotica, Agwa Shots, Dramatic Reading, Eating Apples & Spitting Them Out, Snow White Porn Parody, Necrophilia, Gang Bang Parody, Foot Worship, Body Worship, Horse Humping, Incestuous Lesbians, Hoka Hoka or Tribadism, Playing with the Doc Johnson Pocket Rockets and dildos, Kinky Eddie Toys, and Screaming O’s.

This was also Kelly Shibari’s last night with us.  More on that later as we continue our investigations…

Special thanks to Zhang for editorial assistance on this bloggamy entry.

Speaking of which, while we’re waiting to hear back from Gillware about recovery of our lost sites, Nori and Nordov are busily rebuilding this bloggamy. Sorry you have to read this primitive temp blog for now which probably looks like a hot mess on your Android, but soon it will be better, sleeker, cooler, hotter and more orgasmic than ever.

As if we don’t have enough challenges, last night, probably sometime during or right after the show, somebody went into our computers and email accounts and destroyed all our press release lists and professional correspondence!  We’re now restoring our systems as well as investigating whodunnit, and yes, there is a “person of interest.”  Stay tuned….