With Alexis Ford, Lainie Speiser, Taylor Vixen, Holly Randall, Emily Addison and Kayla Paige of Penthouse. Image by Irwin

Length: 95:24 minutes        Date: 09/03/2011

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Confession may be good for the soul…but these Penthouse Confessions are great for the libido.  How can you resist four hot, horny, utterly adorable Penthouse Pets and their sexpert handlers confessing their sins and sexy secrets?  And when three of them tumble onto my bed into an ecstatic, naked, shrieking, vibrating, orgasming, panty-playful, giant dildo-screwing, titty-fighting, kitty-eating, Olympic Pet Orgy, well, resistance is futile.  So just relax, enjoy, grab your lover or your dildo, listen and learn about the mating habits, erotic techniques and spiritual beliefs of super hot chicks.  Sex, fun, wisdom!  It’s the Bonobo Way…

Featured Guests

Lainie Speiser: This is the first time that the self-confessed “dirty story whore,” Penthouse publicist, author of Confessions of the Hundred Hottest Porn Stars and “Pet Whisperer” has entered the Speakeasy (though she did organize our fabulous “Penthouse Self-Petting” show now playing on DrSusanBlock.tv.  Since her own confessions are missing from her book, I become Lainie’s Mother Confessor as she confesses to having wild sex with a mainstream magazine reporter on the scene of a car accident, exciting the Crash fetishists.  Apparently the Pet Orgy on my bed is in celebration of the publication of Lainie’s Confessions.  My, how book parties have changed…

Alexis Ford: Featured on the cover of Penthouse Variations and in Speiser’s book, this red hot California blonde from New York loves public sex in the great outdoors and on my Womb Room bed.  In between confessing tales of out-of-control squirting, ball-gagging, breast enhancement, being “molested” by Holly Randal’s dog and getting kicked out of the Waldorf-Astoria for having sex on the balcony, she manages to make her hot, nubile self—from her brand new boobs to her pink, freshly shaved “horny twat” to her pretty, pedicured, high-heeled feet–the constant center of the evolving Pet Orgy.  Licking Agwa lime salt from my nipples, she enthusiastically dubs them “really nipply nipples,”  then proceeds to open her legs to “Rhapsody,” Kaila Paige’s giant Penthouse vibrating dildo, and her mouth to Emily Addison’s hot vulva, climaxing the show with an analgasm as she takes a big black butt plug with a feather on the end right up to the hilt, wagging her pretty tail all the way home.

Emily Addison: This “classy but naughty” Penthouse covergirl/centerfold is so new to the porn world, her confessions didn’t even make it into Speiser’s book.  So the vivacious Catholic school-trained, Tennessee girl rapturously spills the beans, her boobs and the rest of her hot body in rapid success, excitedly humping my giant pink dildo pillow at one inspired moment.  Meeting her “long term girl crush” Alexis for the first time on my show, the two of make like bonobos, doing the hoka-hoka, titty-fighting (the new porn girl sport) and generally ravishing each other with tongues, fingers, long wild hair and large Penthouse Toys vibrating dildos.  Could it be love, lust or those tasty Penthouse Pleasure Shots we downed at the start of the show? Eager to please her new ardent fans, Miss Em not only donates her slinky black lace panties and well-soaked 911 aqua thong to the Panty Boy Collection, but also signs one of her Penthouse magazine covers for the lovestruck Panty Boy.

Taylor Vixen: 2010 Penthouse Pet of the Year, Taylor graces us with her lovely presence, even though she is stricken with strep throat.  Respectfully not wishing to infect me or her fellow Pets, the luscious lass is unable to participate in the Pet Orgy but graciously exhibits her fine, all-natural boobs for the rest of us to ogle hungrily.

Kayla Paige: Penthouse MILF with a super-toned body, Kayla prefers rock stars like her BF to the male porn stars with whom she works. Raised Baptist and still a fairly devout Christian, Kayla even goes to church occasionally for spiritual and, on a separate occasion, carnal purposes.  We all agree that Jesus loves porn stars, and Mary Magdalene would have done porn if only one of the Apostles had had a camera. Demonstrating her earthly talents as a cunning linguist and vibrator mistress on Alexis, Kayla gives her an orgasm that has her crying out to a God who transcends all branches of faith. Praise the Lord and the Ladies.  We are all Children of Sex.  Amen and Awomen.

Holly Randall: Second generation erotic photographer, offspring of living legendary sex industry camerawoman Suze Randall and author Humphry Knipe, Hollie confesses that as a kid, she told people her mom was a “glamour photographer.”   Numerous but unfruitful attempts are made by the Pets beckoning her—and Lainie–to join them in my bed. But both sexpert handlers manage to stay out of the orgy.  After the show, however, Holly come back to my office, sits on my therapy couch and confesses she loves therapy.  One of the most vibrant elements of Confessions of the Hundred Hottest Porn Stars are Holly’s erotic portraits of the stars.

Chris Penketh:  Lead singer of It’s the Pigs and proud BF of Kayla Paige, Chris is a perfect rock star gentleman who gets down on his knees to pick up an Agwa salt vial I dropped when I had my hands full of snake Evie.

Caller: Imtiaz praises the star-studded guest line-up and asks Alexis about squirting

Weapons of Mass Discussion

Penthouse Pets, Wild Beasts, Penthouse Confessions, Having Sex In Car After Accident, Why Narrowly Escaping Death Is Such An Aphrodisiac, Getting Kicked Out Of Waldorf Astoria Due To Public Sex And Squirting, First Squirts, G-Spot Stimulation, Clitoral Stimulation, Penthouse Toys, First Orgasms, Olympic Sex, Sex People Fantasize About, Masturbating Roommates, Proud MILFs, Porn Stars Vs Rock Stars, Growing With Pornographer Parents, Having Sex While Riding A Horse, Ball Gagging, Why Sex Is Hotter Off Camera, Porn And Fashion, Porn Stars As Arm Candy To Mainstream Stars Of All Kinds, Porn Stars Marrying UFC Fighters, Being Molested By Little Cuddly Dog, Animal Sex, Weird Sex In Random Places, Christian Porn Stars, Jesus Loves Porn Stars, Sex In Church, Bonobos, Ethical Hedonism

Performance Erotica

Pet Orgy: Downing Penthouse Pleasure Shots, Doing Agwa Lime Salt Booby Shots, Lick It Before You Stick It, Salted Titties, Sultry Titty Licking, The Titty Doctor, Licking Nipply Nipples, Panty-Flashing, Panty Exchange, Comparing Pre-and Post-Surgery Boobs, Invisible Panties, Microphone Licking, Cunning Linguistics, Sensual Dildo Fucking (Not Shoving),  Pussy Rubbing Empowerment, Penthouse 69, Fuckable Pussy, Cleaning Up Orgasm Messes, First Time Pussy Eating, Panty Biting, 3-Way Kissing, Titty-Fighting, Giant Vibrating Dildo Orgasms, G-Spot Stimulator Orgasm, Clit-Rubbing, Hungry Twats, Spanking, Foot Fetish, Hoka-Hoka, Vibrating Butt Plug with Feather Tail Inserted Into Tail, Analgasm