In these heady days of Demos Rising and Bushite Heads Rolling (bye-bye Rummy! see you in War Crimes Court), it’s edifying to recall the early Bad Old Days when Ayatollah Asscraft, aka U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft (now a homeland security lobbyist), was covering up the Spirit of Justice and shoving the USA Patriot Act up our collective behinds. The curtains covering Justice and her famous bare aluminum boob were removed by current A.G. Alberto Gonzales (who is more interested in torture and spying than putting statues in burqas), but the freedom-unfriendly Patriot Act is still firmly embedded in America’s judicial butthole.

Get in your hole!

With that in mind, we at Block Studios bring you two new sets of BACKSTAGE photos featuring pics from two shows “Steeley Sex & Asscraft” and “Naughty Micky Shake DaBelly, Ayatollah Asscraft Shove in Da Cave.” Just so you know, these particular pics weren’t taken by professional photographers as so many of our BackStage Pics are. They’re from back in 2003 when we had just gotten our first little digital camera. But they’re quite hot, they’re crazy, they’re politically intriguing and they’re very sexy if you like the the people in them. We’re also playing the shows this week on RadioSuzy1TV.

Steely Sex & Asscraft filmstrip

“Steeley Sex & Asscraft” features one of the wildest married couples in porn, Kelly and Hamilton Steele, who join me in my broadcast bed for a rollicking evening of hot sex of all kinds – from soup to exploding nuts – as we rally the troops against Ayatollah Asscraft’s slaughter of our First Amendment Rights. Plus “Pussy Talk,” spankings and anal orgasms with Kelly, and great calls from Sunny of Hollywood who needs her husband to give her more oral sex, Kathleen of San Francisco who wants to get into swinging, Sean of West LA who wants to get into Kelly, and Tim of SF who loves to watch his lovely wife have sex with well-hung men (Sperm Wars!). Kelly masturbates with Sean, then sucks off her husband, Hammy licks his wife into orgasm, then comes all over her breasts! I give it to the Bushites and do nasty things with my 12-inch Asscraft dildo and silicone Mary Buchannan cunt.

Btw, Kelly and Hamilton are now telephone sex therapists with the Dr. Susan Block Institute, and you can talk with either or both of them when you call 213.749.1330.

In “Naughty Micky Shake DaBelly, Ayatollah Asscraft Shove in Da Cave,” sex and politics dance with swords (and sword dildos!) as Naughty Mickie and Dave Schwartz of the online music ‘zine DaBelly join me in my bed of iniquity. Great calls about balls, bisexuality, how to use olive oil for better sex and wrestling, how to attend Church with two hickies, how to use Liberator Shapes for those tough-to-assume sexual positions, how to enjoy sex after cancer, and how to help sweet, conservative-but-kinky couple Mike and Lorna have better anal sex. Highlights: Naughty Mickie Dances with Swords, I sword-swallow my Ayatollah Asscraft dildo, then take on Asscraft’s Extreme Anti-Porn Crusade by anointing his head with Crisco and shoving him into my cave, all to the magnificent arias of tenor Eric Venezia and the Arab-Latin rhythms of Dynam. Also featuring Kim and I modeling the sensuous bellydance-style attire of Shiba of Downtown LA (call me at 213.749.1330 if you want to go to Shiba’s with me, and you’re buying :-) Too bad ladies in the Middle East don’t dress like this instead of wearing burqas. Though maybe they’re dressed in sexy bellydance skimpies under their burqas. One can dream…