It’s almost time for my “Come Back Show” this Saturday the 18th night of November, and it’s shaping up to be quite the Squirting Spanksgiving Celebration of Life and Love, Science and Sex, Democracy and Debauchery. Where would we be without a little good-natured debauchery? We’d be utterly innocent and bored.

Back In The Sack

To get a sense of what and who is coming, check out my Special Guest Page. Quite a lineup, huh? Squirters, Spankers, Authors and Pimps. Some old friends, some new, all looking hot, sexed up and excited about coming to the Speakeasy. So if you’re in the LA area this weekend, you don’t want to miss it. You might even want to make a special trip to LA for this. You have to be a Block Studios Member to get in though. Not that we’re making it very difficult or expensive right now, since this is our first event in six months. So you might want to advantage and become a member now, even if you can’t make it to the show this Saturday night, there will be other nights. Membership Has Its Pleasures, and one of the pleasures of Block Studios membership is being able to come to our uniquely exciting events. If you prefer the phone to online, call my office at 213.749.1330. Ask for Kim or Margo. Call now if you want to get in this Saturday, because we’re almost full.

What’s on the agenda? Sex Educational Entertainment, Celebrity Guests, Hot Couples, Felliniesque Characters, OPEN BAR with All Your Favorite Cocktails (including Agavero Tequila Liqueur, Absente Absinthe, Rhum Barbancourt, Magellan Gin, Nude Beer & More), Tribal Drumming, Dancing, Romancing, Orgiastic Insurgency, Free Food, Free Condomania Condoms, Free Speech, Free Love, Fabulous Erotic Art, Blue Values, Sexually Functional Furniture, Sex Toys, Chinese Aphrodisiacs, Sex-Positive Progressive Politics and the Most Deliciously Erotic Atmosphere on Earth.

We’ve got a few themes percolating for this event, one being squirting. One of my favorite guests, also a dear sweet delicious friend, is the amazing Squirting Pussy Rainforest Goddess, Annie T. Body, the most extraordinary female ejaculatrix I know, and I happen to know a few. One of my other favorite guests is the lovely and talented Mistress Genevieve who does all kinds of tricks from designing the promotional piece above to lighting her tits on fire. Actually, you could say that Annie is water and Genevieve is fire. Ms. G hasn’t ejaculated on my show yet, but she loves to release her golden showers into the mouths of eager slaves and sissy maids. We are expecting at least two other female ejaculators, Kayla Raynes and Tai Ellis, as well as an author, Py Conant, who includes a chapter on female ejaculation in her new book Sex Secrets of an American Geisha. So, if all goes well with these Amrita Goddesses, we will be blessed with Holy Water Saturday night. Of course, you never know until showtime. That’s the thrill and anxiety of live performance, and, well, living life. You can plan (and we are planning!), but…the best laid plans may not get you laid the way you planned. You never know what to expect.

Ms. Genevieve Lights Up the Speakeasy!

Since it’s the Saturday night before Thanksgiving, it will also be a Happy Spanksgiving Show. We’ll have several Spanking Mistresses here, including Ms. Gen and Mistress Crystal, one of our lovely T-girls, and Mistress Tammy Raven, both telephone sex therapists with the Dr. Susan Block Institute, and Rope Master Dave will be on hand to tie up any lovely insurgents. There will also be some very spankable bottoms, including another one of my favorite guests, the super-sexy Hollie Wood, aka Hollie Stevens, coming down from San Francisco just for the occasion. We’ll also have the Black Kat Posse DJ Foothill, Brandy Preston, Jamie Rae, Trinity Harding and April Andretti, and Annie friend Jenner. Some members of the Porn Klown Posse are expected, though most are up in the Bay Area or ran away to join the circus or something. Plus various incognito supermodels, Hollywood stars-in-disguise, political operatives and captains of industry. You never know who you might meet up with at Dr. Suzy’s Speakeasy. For the after-party, DJ Thomas Lann, DJ Danielle and DJ Ali spin tunes to keep you coming.

Speaking of coming, this willl also be my “Come Back” show, as I haven’t done a live show since my near-death experience back in June. It’s kind of a miracle that I’m here at all, let alone bouncing around in my lingerie and heels. One of my doctors who didn’t think I would make it and yet wound up saving my life is supposed to come too. More on the good doctor and his miracles of modern science later…

It’s also a kind of comeback show for the Speakeasy, and all of us bonobos in and around it, whose very existence has been dramatically threatened by our unscrupulous landlords. It’s been a kind of war for our very existence. We’ve even had casualties, including the sudden death of our former technical director Scott Weems. Between all these tragedies and emergencies, we really couldn’t do any shows. We did do a screening for my friend Robert Greenwald’s film “Iraq for Sale: The War Profiteers,” doing our part to help rock the vote away from the Republican war machine. Before that, we did the Whim ‘n Rhythm of Yale show back in June. Before that was Double Annie Squirting Anniversary in April. (how are those three events for variety? :) So, this will be our first wild sexy live show in, like six months.

I’m a little nervous, since I’m not completely healed, inside or out. I’m hoping I won’t hurt myself or anything. You know, the show can get a little rambunctious. But my healing process is long and complicated. And doing a show, like sex and exercise and creating things, is all part of my healing process. It is also the closest I come to going to church, synagogue or mosque. My studio is my temple, baby. So, on this Saturday night before Thanksgiving, I will go to temple, kneel upon the altar of my broadcast bed, and give thanks for life, pleasure, peaceful democratic revolution and SeXXX

Last night we had a tech meeting. It was great to see some of our old techies mix with the new, fun to get back in the sack and start organizing my vast array of sex toys, vibrators, leather whips, stuffed bonobo dolls, French porcelain fornicating pigs and African Goddess paddles. Today we’re giving the Speakeasy a massive clean-up, scrubbing all the floors and washing all the dildos (which look very funny spinning around in the washing machine). We are getting ready for blast off. A million things could go wrong, and about a hundred probably will. But we are going to do a show, and we are going to have some major fun. We have so much to celebrate, so much to be thankful for.

One more thing I have to be thankful for is you, my darling reader, and I hope you can join us on this very special Saturday night. If you can’t join us in-the-flesh, you can always listen FREE on RadioSuzy1, or splurge for $7.95 and WATCH the Show and After-Party. You can also fully participate in the fun without even leaving your barcalounger. Just call us! We’ll be taking your calls from the bed from 10:30 PM until about 1 AM (Pacific Time). Call 213.749.1330 if you’re in LA or outside North America. If you’re in North America, you can call us toll-free at 1.866.289.7068.

On another note entirely, we have a new clip on the Clips Page, edited by our new editor/filmmaker-in-residence Victor. It’s an Extreme Fetish bit called “I Get A Kick Out of You.” And if you get your kicks from getting kicked, or watching a guy (who loves it) get kicked squarely in the cajones by a beautiful buxom broad, this clip’s for you. Even if you’re not at all into the kicking fetish, it’s worth checking out for a good sadomasochistic chuckle. Got to be seen to be believed.