“Melbourne Madame” Lara Lee Hussey and Dr. Susan Block. Photo: Ajay Johnson

Length 1:33:05     Date: Jan. 11, 2014

It’s the first live broadcast of 2014 from RadioSUZY1 studios in new Bonoboville LAX and, after last weekend’s eventful Hollywood Show, we’re in the mood to be entertained. And entertained we are by the absolute embodiment of international entertainment—from her pretty pink pedicured toes to her wild pimping personality.

Her name is Lara Lee Hussey, but I dub her “The Melbourne Madame,” because that is her profession and her calling in life. This woman clearly loves her work and shares the love with bubbly enthusiasm. When she isn’t enthralling us with stories of her legal Australian escort agency—now offering the services of 102 different working girls—she is teaching us the Macedonian terms for pussy (“pitchka”) and anal sex (“apapista”), twerking like Miley Cyrus, or sticking moderately sized vibrators up her perfect “bum” AND “pitchka.”

Click on the link above to listen free to this engaging show, and learn the ins and outs of running a legitimate sex work agency “Down Under.” Having legalized the oldest profession, Australia is light years ahead of America, except some parts of Nevada, such as Carson City where brothels like our other pimping pal Dennis Hof’s Bunnyranch, are legal. But Aussie hookers with their SWL (Sex Working License) are even allowed to operate independently. And most of America is in the Dark Ages when it comes to a person’s right to frankly sell their sexual services. Lara Lee’s agency offers a broad range of erotic entertainment, from the Girlfriend Experience to the Porn Star Experience, straight sex with a single customer to burlesque bumhole-fisting performances for bachelor parties and other large groups.

Lara Lee in Munkey-Barz. Photo: L’erotique

Especially if you’re interested in sex work, this free radio broadcast is very educational and quite stimulating. But if you enjoy the sight of a smoking hot blonde matey baring all and spreading her cheeks for more, you really have to join now to see Lara Lee in action. With the ease of a natural nudist, she strips off her g-string studded panties for Panty Boy, doffs her bra and whirls around our in-studio stripper pole as gracefully as her “role model” Bonnie Rotten (thank you, Corpsy, for bringing beautiful Bonnie to DrSuzy.Tv before she got famous and surgically inflated). Next, she proceeds to insert a large Babeland dildo in her ass (apapista!) and a Cal Exotics “Posh” vibrator in her pitchka. Then I wrap her in my Munkey-Barz and hump that deliciously humpable ass. When she tells us she’s a bonobo-lover as well as a model for our friends at Doc Johnson, I have to also give her a Pocket Rocket, along with our motto: Drop Pocket Rockets, Not Patriot Missiles. We throw in a few Condomania condoms for good measure, considering the nature of her profession.

Capt’n Max and I wind up the show with another big thank you to David Bertolino who organized the historic first appearance of the Legends of Adult Cinema hall at the 30-year-old Hollywood Show. For those of you following the mini-crisis of faith over the “Love Boat” Captain Gavin MacLeod’s interview, all adversaries have backed down (Captain’s orders!), and everybody seems to agree that the interview is, after all, a good thing. Once again, we’re happy we stood our ground under pressure. The most common censorship involves people censoring themselves when they don’t have to out of fear and ignorance. We didn’t fall into that trap, and I think at this point, everyone involved is grateful, despite previous blustering. Now go get Gavin’s new book This is Your Captain Speaking, and let’s take a cruise!