Front: Katie Kinns, Erica McLean, moi, MarcFromtheDark, Sasha Heart, Tere Joyce, Missy Mathers. Background: Amanda Blow’s Flying Legs. Photo: Mad Passion

Length: 99:17 minutes        Date: 06/04/2011

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Jetstreaming into June with a cast of high-fliers, veteran sex performers, hot fledglings, hip producers, feminist hemp activists, soaring superheroes, flying pink piglets and bouncing blonde bonobos, this fun and boobalicious episode of The Dr. Susan Block Show climaxes with an epic chain spanking of flying palms and fingers, dedicated to spanking out the American Perma-Wars and spreading peace through pleasure around the world.

Featured Guests

Erica McLean: Director and producer of the “Flying Pink Pig” porn trilogy, as well as “Hardcore Circus, “Flying Solo” and  “Alice,” Erica makes her third appearance on The Dr. Susan Block Show—going gracefully topless, wearing invisible panties and promoting her comic erotic film(s) parodying LA’s gourmet food truck phenomenon.   In honor of Erica combining life’s two great pleasures—food and sex—the Speakeasy catering staff serves the exceedingly appropriate Pigs-in-Blankets as hors d’oeuvres.  After a few Agwa shots, they even appear to fly…

Sasha Heart:  Quite porkable in pink sweater and sweat pants–but even tastier topless with no pants–Sasha Heart stars in Erica’s “Flying Pink Pig” trilogy. She loves pleasure, but enjoys pleasing her partners even more.  She certainly pleases Panty Boy, who tweets nonstop during the show about how pretty she and her panties are.

Tere Joyce: Feminist activist personality, host of Dissident Radio and “Hollywood Hemptress,” Tere Joyce openly fans the flames of marijuana activism, flying through the airwaves with her contempt for government aggression stifling humanity’s sacred stoned pastimes. In addition, she is quite the scholar on our favorite flying beverage Agwa di Bolivia Coca Leaf Liqueur, and goes topless for her shots.

Missy Mathers:  This young, fair, pig-tailed beauty makes her debut on The Dr. Susan Block Show, having recently flown into the adult industry, and is still high on the newness of it all.  She loves “the body,” and hers, especially her nice perky little boobs, are treated to the Porn Star Handshake by veteran Amanda Blow, sure to be one of many erotic initiations to come.  She is also excited about all the Google hits she is getting from Eminem fans searching for Miss Mathers.

Marc From The Dark: Adult Talent Registry owner and photographer, Marc makes his first appearance on the Dr. Susan Block Show and pronounces his amazement at the good Doctor’s beside manner when it comes to “seduce” her guests into stripping down and expressing their sexual selves for the pleasure and edification of all.  When the spanking chain starts, he decides he wants to spank the doctor. Such a feat comes with a price, but he sorely refuses to flash his manhood, or even provide the Speakeasy peanut gallery with a chest view. Being the good hostess and sensitive therapist that she is (and wanting a lil warm-up for next week’s inevitable birthday spanks), Dr. Suzy makes him wear a flamboyantly shiny, hot pink cowboy hat in exchange for a few swift swats at the Block behind.

Amanda Blow:  Parachuting down into the Womb Room in camouflage military gear with a sexy sneer and a cigarette, our Speakeasy warrior vixen’s well-toned ass is the subject of the group chain spank which Dr. Suzy describes as “Spanking the American Perma-War Machine.”  As bras and hands fly through the air, Amanda’s ass turns into a deep shade of pink, causing her to fall onto the bed, buried under a giant penis pillow as she madly masturbates with a Hitachi.  Later, she surfaces, down on her knees, to sample the hot pink flower between my legs, then does headstands on the bed, her high-heels flying like fighter planes.

Katie Kinns: Katie returns to The Dr. Susan Block Show after a short hiatus.  She praises her active, loving sex life with her sweet boyfriend, Mona Sunoy, but confesses that it leaves something to be desired, namely, attention to her pussy’s notorious neighbor. Pining away for anal (just like Ryan Keely did last week…Do we detect a theme here?), Katie attempted to ‘rape’ her boyfriend’s penis with a mighty yet dangerously unlubricated thrust, resulted in much confusion and ultimate rejection. Well, we imagine that won’t be the last attempt, and we wish them the best (though next time, give the guy fair warning!).

Caller 1: Teresa from Texas is overwhelmed by her perpetually horny boyfriend, Ray, who wants to have sex twelve times a day.  In keeping with the “eating” subtheme of the show, Dr. Suzy recommends sitting on his face to keep him happy and quiet simultaneously.

Caller 2: Imtiaz calls to wish me an early Happy Birthday and complain about his kidney stones which put him in the hospital, though he is now convalescing at home.  Lucky for him, Amanda—fellatio virtuoso that she is—volunteers to suck the stones right out of him! My Prescription for Imtiaz (who often dates porn stars, but never seems to actually have sex with them): Get over your erotophobia and start having some kind of actual sex with someone (even if that someone is you)—before it’s too late!

Caller 3: Brad, ready to burst from viewing steamy photos of Amanda, calls in to masturbate to the sound of her velvety voice. Penis in right hand, phone in left, flying across the airwaves, moaning, groaning and living up to his Twitter name of AvidMasturbator, Brad climaxes audibly right before he hangs up, rudely and predictably.  It’s a little like one of those flying dreams that ends with your ass falling out of bed onto the hardwood floor.

Weapons of Mass Discussion

Flying, Flying Pink Pigs, Flying While Sleeping, Sex Dreams, Having Sex In Gourmet Food Trucks, Joining the Mile High Club, First Time Squirting, 69, Prince Charles as a Tampon, Having Sex 12x A Day, Face-Sitting, Chewing Coca Leaves, Losing Virginity In a Truck, Buying Back One’s Virginity, Death From Lack Of Sex, Sexual Healing, Sucking Out Kidney Stones Via Healing Blowjobs, Begging For Cock, Banned Liqueurs, Spanking The Perma-War System, Marshall Mathers Groupies, Secrets To Being A Good Seductress, Masturbation Videos, Constant Erections, Begging For Anal, Failed Anal Rape Attempt Due To Sudden Dry Entrance

Performance Erotica

Panty Flashing, Panty Gifting, Boob Flashing, Agwa Shots & Lime Salt Licks Off Nipples, Camel Toe Flashing, Crawling onto Womb Room Stage, Bowing Down to the Vulva Puppet, Licking Microphones, Porn Star Handshakes, Sucking Dildos, On-Air Masturbation, Over-The-Phone Fantasy Ball Play, Lots of Spanking, Spanking While Topless, Hitachi Play, Pocket Rocket Play, Titty Spanking, Anti-War Spanking, Masturbating To Porn Stars, Wearing Shiny Pink Hats for Spanking Privileges, Masturbating Under Penis Pillows, Sucking Bonobo Balloon Penises, Headstands, Chain Spanking