20th Wedding Anniversary Celebration
Length: 132:14 minutes Date: 04/14/2012
These days, committed, long-term marriage is going out of style, and for good reason, since most marriages don’t last unless the couple is forced to stay together. But for my Prince and me, wild renegade pair that we are, the old marital tradition holds true—20th anniversary true—and what better reason to host another fun-filled, Commedia Erotica-inspired, Sybian-riding, Speakeasy sex-celebration than twenty truly fantastic years of lawfully wedded love, lust and bonobo revolution? Like any good wedding night, we soon cross the threshold of vows and proclamations, and get right to the Womb Room bed, where the “honeymoon period” is never over—especially if by “honeymoon” you mean sex.
Diana Doll: Max’s name (most of it) is Prince Maximillian Rudolph Leblovic di Lobkowicz, Prince of Prague, Duke of Melnick, one of the former country of Czechoslovakia’s oldest titles. So it’s fitting that our 20th wedding anniversary mail-order bridesmaids are the gorgeous Czech duo, “JennDoll,” looking smashing as they walk down the aisle for us, then dance for us in their tiny pink and blue bridesmaid dresses, which they soon remove to ride that rollicking adult roller coaster I call the Sybian. Diana, the radiant blonde half of the team, has a particularly vocal orgasm, and wins an Adult Play Parlor vibrator to take home.
Jennifer Dark: The sultry brunette half of the Euro-sexy, leggy Czech twosome, Jenn demonstrates an amazingly high tolerance for the crotch-throttling voltage the Sybian supplies when I ratchet it up to the chainsaw-sounding max. She gets an Adult Play Parlor dildo and a free lesson in Czech history when Pr. Max explains his family background, from Lobkowicz castles (now museums) of the Middle Ages to Lobkowicz beer of modern times.
Ariel Stonem: This twenty-one-year old Mormon babe in sexy French-maid attire is not only new to RadioSuzy1, but she is brand spanking new to adult entertainment (not to mention, new to just being an adult)! In fact, her first porn will be this cumming Monday. Like a good little newlybed, she climbs on top of the Sybian to close out the show—and cums back for more with a double-header insertion in the after-party.
The Bridal Party: In honor of our 20th wedding anniversary, we welcome a front row audience of friends, lovers, models, millionaires and visiting foreign dignitaries to tip back champagne, eat cake and relish the topless treats on my bed.
Mammits wants to know if Diana prefers circumcised or uncircumcised penises. She tries to tactfully say that she likes all kinds of male members, but when I press her a bit, she confesses to her Mother Confessor that she prefers the natural, uncut shaft for her personal pleasure.
Pantyboy wishes us a Happy Anniversary and expresses his delight over the impressive JennDoll donation to the Panty Boy Collection, after the night’s mechanical pleasure rides.
Weapons of Mass Discussion: 20th Wedding Anniversary, Most Sexperts Are Divorced, What Makes Love Last, Nothing Wrong with Either Serial Monogamy or Having Different Lovers at the Same Time, Marriage is Wonderful for Some People, Make Love First If You Want To Make Love Last, Private Bonaventure Celebration, Cancer Diet Weight Loss Plan, New Baby Chemo Hair, Moonlite Bunny Ranch, Oldest Profession is Older than Humanity, Animal Hookers, Not Many Mormon Porn Stars, Mom A Crack Whore, Dad A Drunk, Fantasy Bridesmaids, Lobkowicz Castles as Art Containers in the Czech Republic, Lobkowicz Beer, Language Teasing, Circumcision, Golden Shower Inspiration, Bonobo Talk on 4/20 at Millennium-Biltmore Hotel
Performance Erotica: Wearing My Old Wedding Dress Petticoat, Max Wearing His Old Wedding Tuxedo Jacket, New Bridal White Stockings from Secrets in Lace, Borrowed Sexy Maid Outfit, Blue Bridesmaid Dress, Pop-up Penis Anniversary Card, Enter the Czech Bridesmaids, Dirty Talking Czechs, Choreographed Duo Dance in Impossibly Hot High Heels, Thong Flashing, Me & The Dolls Getting Down to Enrique Iglesias, Tit Quartet of Jiggling Bare Jugs, Spankings, Exchanging Vows & Salty Tits, Jenn Dolls Downing Agwa, Panty Wetting Aboard the Sybian Buzz Amped to Bulldozing Levels, Blowing Out Anniversary Cake Candles, Licking Cake Off Nipples, Orgasming in Glasses, Titty Grabs & Ass Smacks, Squirting Cock Sharp-Shooter Guns, Spanking, Riding the Sybian Naked with Double-headed Dildonic Attachment
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