Length: 93:51 minutes Date: Jan 12, 2013
Though I originally called this show “WiLD LiFE LA,” it’s too chilly in our urban jungle enclave to take much more off than our high heels, turning the proceedings into more of a foot fetish fiesta, along with birthday spankings, fun with cake, bondage and tickle play, discussions of sex and religion, bonobo tales and sexy tails.
Christian Bruyère: Though he hasn’t yet won a drsusanblock.tv award, Christian has collected many other accolades for his various documentaries and shows. He hasn’t directed any erotica (that we know of), but his film “Naked” features protestors who strip down to their birthday suits to promote their causes, and on at least one occasion, he took it all off along with the protestors (now that’s getting involved in your subject matter). He also donned a gorilla suit and performed a “roleplay” that involved beating his chest and chasing a carpenter down a hill, at the request of the late great Panbanisha, one of the bonobos at Dr. Sue Savage-Rumbaugh’s Bonobo Hope learning sanctuary, in a fascinating and illuminating episode of “Champions of the Wild.” We mostly talk bonobos on this show, about their remarkable intelligence, empathy, sense of humor and, of course, their peace-through-pleasure pan-sexuality—which include tickling, spanking and foot play (though absolutely no high heels). In the after-party, Christian tells me what it’s like to film from the center of an elephant orgy, filled with hundreds of copulating, trumpeting Loxodonta Africana, trunks raised, big elephant ears flapping, the males’ humongous penises (up to 39 inches long—now that’s well-hung!) joyously penetrating the receptive females who, with clitorises of up to 16 inches, are likely to be having a good time too.
Kayla-Jane Danger: Proud winner of the DrSusanBlock.tv Award Winner for “Most Fanatic Foot Fetishist,” this is the second time sweet Kayla-Jane, “The Shoe Slut,” has taken a stroll around my Womb Room, and once again, she puts her best foot forward—this time in racy red, faux-alligator hide, spike-heeled platform pumps. Though she’s promoting her new “doll parts” site, her fiery footwear reminds me of “Red Shoe Diaries” by the late great Zalman King, whose spirit seems to permeate the room (Zalman was one of the first people to call me in support of my cable TV show back in 1992, and his last film, “Girls Love Sex,” features Kayla). Ms. Danger defends her title fashionably as well as fanatically, showing off her ballet-trained arches and fetishistically wide-spreading toes, as well as giving us another lusty lesson in passionate podiphilic expression.
Jenna J. Ross: On her second appearance on DrSuzy.tv, Jenna is Kayla’s doll, stripping down to her transparent panties and letting her foot mistress tie up, kiss, rub, lick and tickle the high arches and dainty French-pedicured toes of her pretty petite feet (size 6½) until she’s squealing with laughter worthy of a cartoon character. Then she worships Kayla’s red hot heels and impresses Bonoboville with her awesome ability to stick her whole hand in her tiny mouth.
Morgan Bailey; Surprised winner of the DrSusanBlock.tv Award Winner for “Most Statuesque,” this sexy TS has long been one of our favorite guests and not just because she stands 6’3” without heels. Usually one of the hottest performers in the Womb Room, Morgan is more mild than wild this show, partly because of her impending nuptials in Tennessee (going from ‘ho to housewife can be challenging), and partly because she is recovering from recent surgery—that already makes her look more mahvelously feminine than ever—financed by her happy fiancé.
John Barrymore: Wayward member of the distinguished and rather wild Barrymore acting dynasty (though he’s got the Barrymore profile, he looks generally more like Michael Douglas’ little brother), actor, acting coach (now holding classes in Barrymore acting techniques), self-professed “iconoclast and cautionary example,” John waxes almost Shakespearean about his love of naked petite feet like those of his fellow guests Kayla and Jenna, but doesn’t “get” all the fuss about high heels, which gives Jenna a good excuse to go wild over Kayla’s.
Sharday: Birthday Girl and sweet GF of our fearless Institute manager Vanessa, as well as one of our newest therapists, Sharday reveals her newfound appreciation for the piquant pleasure and pain of spanking. Then she takes her birthday spanks “OTK,” over Morgan’s newly domesticated knee, while blowing out her birthday candles (nice blowjob!). Since her birthday cake is shaped like a paddle with the word “SPANK” across it, I can’t help but give her hot behind a nice spank with cake, after which, show producer Tasia Sutor takes a feral bite out of it—the cake, not her ass! Happy Birthday, Sharday! And many more…
Mohammed: Most of my private telephone sex therapy clients cherish their privacy and would never call my show, which is, of course, somewhat public. In fact, I tend to discourage them from calling the show which, though always sex educational, isn’t sex therapy. Our therapy is very client-focused, and our show is for ourselves, our audiences and just for fun—not necessarily for the benefit of the client. But every once in a while, a client’s exhibitionistic or conversational needs overcome his or her desire for anonymity, and he or she calls in on the show. Mohammed is one such client, a successful married man living in a strict Muslim society where many forms of sex outside of marriage are strictly forbidden to even discuss, let alone do. His imagination unbowed by these restrictions, Mohammed “goes bonobos,” fantasizing about his wife and himself sharing multiple sex partners of all genders, engaging in bisexuality, orgies, cuckolding and more. Will Mohammed liberate his inner bonobo and turn some of his fantasies into reality? Will he be caught and punished by the authorities? Will he convert to Christianity—as he says he wants to do—and find that brand of monotheism any more friendly toward his pansexual desires? What will his wife say? Keep tuning in to DrSuzy.tv live every Saturday night, and you’ll find out, as he’ll certainly call back, unless someone stops him.
WEAPONS OF MASS DISCUSSION
Born to be Wild, Getting Wild, Getting Naked to Protest War or Protesting War to Get Naked, Champions of the Wild, Sally Jewel Coxe & the Bonobo Conservation Initiative (BCI), Dr. Sue Savage-Rumbaugh & Bonobo Hope, Kanzi Playing Pacman, The Sad Passing Of Panbanisha the Bonobo, How Panbanisha Got a Filmmaker to Put on a Gorilla Suit for Her Amusement, Foot Fetish, Shoe Fetish, How High Heels Make You Look Hot & Can Ruin Your Feet, Why Bonobos Love Feet, How Can You Tell if Female Ejaculation is Real (the Smell Test & the Color Test)?, Do Female Bonobos Squirt (We Don’t Know)?, Going from “Ho” to “Housewife,” Trading LA Drama for Domestic Tennessee Drama, Sex for Meat, Animal Sex Isn’t Purely Reproductive, Lionesses Perform Fellatio on Lions, Male Grey-Headed Flying Foxes Perform Cunnilingus on Their Foxy Ladies, Livingston’s Fruit Bats & Male Kangaroos Perform Fellatio on Themselves. Spinner Dolphins Emit Cries that Vibrate the Surrounding Water & One Another’s Genitals, Cuckolding, Sex & Religion, Cross-Dressing, Exhibitionism, Dana DeArmond’s Disturbing & Mendacious Tweets, The Bonobo Way of Peace through Pleasure.
Thanks to our Bonoboville staff (revised staffbox coming soon) for your invaluable work and play on this show!
Wild Snake Play, High-Heel Modeling, Leg Modeling, See-Through Panty Modeling, Toe Spreading, Foot Arching, Foot Massage, Foot Licking, Foot Tickling, Toe Sucking, Arch Licking, High Heel Licking, Ankle Bondage, Birthday Spanking, Over the Knee (OTK) Spanking, Cake Spanking, Cake Biting, Shoe-Licking, Whole Hand in Mouth, Sybian Riding, Titty-Flashing, Butt Play, Hula-Hooping, Trapeze