Orgasmic StripperAngela Launch + Capt’n Max Big C Update
Length: 96:40 minutes Date: 03/24/2012
It’s a fact of life: the best laid plans may not get you laid the way you planned. The plan for our first live show after a month’s hiatus was to feature Capt’n Max’s triumphant return to the Speakeasy, having fought and won his Big C Battle. Whether or not it was divine retribution for our hubris in this, Max’s temperature suddenly shot up to 103.6. Yikes! Spring Fever indeed. We hustled him over to Keck Medical Center, his current home away from home. Fevers are common enough after neobladder surgery, so the docs aren’t worried (at least, they tell us they’re not); still they’re keeping him in there for now…
But the show must go on. So on we go with the show, despite my wifely worries with Capt’n Max live on the phone from the hospital, a sexy student nurse gently irrigating his catheter, and a Womb Room filled with brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners sending him healing vibes and love.
And with that, my broadcast bed is transformed into a launch pad for Anthony Winn’s fabulous new series of Stripperella comic books, Angela Sommer’s gorgeous new site and a total orgasmic blast-off aboard our brand new Sybian–the wild mechanical bull of vibrators. Whoever said that diamonds were a girl’s best friend has clearly never rubbed up against one of these babies. Riding it almost made me stop worrying about Max.
Angela Sommers: Last we saw her, she was a blonde bombshell, but Angela clearly takes her roleplaying seriously, as she enters the Womb Room sporting a mane of raving red hair. Thigh high black boots, a bikini and a black latex mask complete the costume, and Angela Sommers is Stripperella, the poledancing comic book super heroine who strips by night and then kicks ass and saves lives even later at night. Angela is also launching her new personal site www.AngelaSomers.com. After I warm up the Sybian with a little ride of my own, Angela selects her favorite Sybian attachment from a platter of dongs and then shows us that her website isn’t the only thing she’s rocket launching during the show. Yeeha! Sweet Angela also reveals her domestic side by baking a big chocolate bladderball cake for Max with a tiny little replica of BladderBear in the middle (showing she really read the Capt’n Max bloggamy with care)!
Anthony Winn: The man, the Stripperella artist and the maker of this show’s succulent lamb chops, Anthony is back at the Speakeasy to celebrate the official release of the updated Stripperella comic book. A triumphant survivor of his own battle with the Big C, Anthony sits with his sketchpad in hand as naked ladies writhe on rides and spin on poles. At the end of the show, he presents the Speakeasy Gallery with an original painting featuring Angela as Stripperella poledancing in the Womb Room with me on her left brandishing a flogger and sporting abs of steel and Tasia on her right wielding a bottle of Agwa like a weapon.
Max: Calling in from his plush digs at USC Keck Medical Center, Capt’n Max continues his Big C Battle with a touch too much Spring Fever. I miss him terribly and, despite the doctors’ reassurances, I’m worried sick. But I have to say, the Sybian has a way of making me feel better about everything. I love you, Max!
Brad: Calling in from LA, Brad wants to know if Angela enjoys watching men masturbate. She most certainly does, because as a cam-girl, she sees it as a measure of her performance. We soon recognize Brad as @AvidMasturbator on Twitter. Being a man who lives up to his moniker, he blows his load on the line for us—twice—plus once when he’s not on the line, but just watching Angela “cum to save the day” on the Sybian.
Adam: Calling in from Chicago, Adam wants to know if there’s such at thing as “too much taboo phone sex.” Being the taboo phone sex therapists that we are, we recommend wad-loads of it! It’s a healthy and safe outlet for those fantasies that shouldn’t be let out in other ways. Like anything else good in life, do it in moderation. And while Adam may have been the world’s very first man, and the world’s first exhibitionist, he is the show’s second man to call-in cum for us, acting out a exhibitionistic fantasy of masturbating for everyone live at the Speakeasy.
Weapons of Mass Discussion:
Sexy Spring Chickens & Horny Hot Dogs, Spring Fever, Persephone Returns to Demeter, Capt’n Max’s Big C Battle, The Power of Love, Super Heroine Addiction, Art Imitating Life, Comic Book Fashion, Adam Was the Original Exhibitionist & God is the Original Voyeur, Catheter Irrigation As Just Another Way to Suck Cock, Hitachi vs Sybian, Victorian Doctors Giving Women Orgasms with Vibrators, Sitting on the Sybian in Traffic, Poledance and Martial Arts, Stripperella’s Anti-Melt Cream, What You Do When You Love Someone, Studies on the Effects of Prayer on Healing Show It Does Not Work, Atheism Is a Belief System I Can Believe In, Good Vibrations from Prayer (and the Sybian), Shout out to Holly Stevens and Jack Hammer’s Big C Battles, Send Out your Orgasmic Energy, Shows Lined up Through April, The Bonobo Way at SSSS
Riding the Sybian While Reading a Stripperella Comic Book, Poledancing in Gigantic Black Boots, Losing the Red G-String Panties, Sketching the Sybian and Stripperella Sequence, Call-in Phone Jack-off, Adult Play Parlor Basket of Sex Toy Giveaways, Girl Hero Seduces Girl Villain, Showing Off Stripperella’s Pretty Pink Pussy, Going Topless, Going Nude, Wearing Pamela Anderson Couture Stockings, Agwa Shots, Demeter/Persephone Mother/Daughter Fantasy Titty Shots, Saran Wrapping the Sybian, Jillions of Dicks on a Tray & One Finger, Stripperella Cums to Save the Day, Choking and Spanking the Sybian-Riding Villain, Smacking that Ass, Dildo Squirts, Smoking Hot Peter Piper Pussy Pipe Play, Bladderball Cake
Monday Addendum: Capt’n Max sailed back into the Speakeasy today–better than ever! Thanks for all your love, support prayers (even though they don’t actually “work”), orgasms and healing vibes!