A Midsummer Night’s Wet Dream: Summer Solstice 2012!
Length: 115:23 minutes Date: 06/23/2012
“My Oberon, what visions have I seen! Methought I was enamored of an ass…”
Faerie Queen Titania in A Midsummer Night’s Dream by William Shakespeare, Act 4, Scene 1
Enter the Enchanted Forest of my Womb Room, and you’ll discover just “what fools these mortals be” during this honeymoon hot and wild Commedia Erotica performance of A Midsummer Night’s Wet Dream. Shakespeare might be shaken by our no-holds-barred eroticizing of one of his most brilliant comedies, but I think he’d also be amused, and I know he’d be aroused.
In Shakespeare’s original Dream, the “ass” is a recurring theme. A central character is one “Nick Bottom,” and with a name like that, we already know he’s an ass. Then Puck turns Bottom into an actual ass, that is, a jackass or donkey, from the neck up. Though we might assume he’s also hung like a horse or at least a donkey, since there’s no other reason but magic juice that the beautiful Faerie Queen Titania falls in love with Bottom the Ass. Bottom is rather “rude,” but we’ve got an elegant Balinese wooden horse to “play” the ass, with a large, functional dildo “attachment” that turns it into a real “horsepowered” sex machine (Dick Bottom?), topped only by the human sex machine between the legs of one of our surprise guests who–surprise!–turns out to be hung bigger than the horse. We’ve also got a dazzling, dizzying array of awesome naked asses in a variety of colors, shapes and sizes, male, female and shemale)—adorning this unrehearsed megaproduction of the hottest, horniest, honey-moon-iest rendition of A Midsummer Night’s Dream you’ve ever seen. Shakespeare your schoolteacher never taught you (unless your schoolteacher is me).
Special thanks to my show producer Tasia Sutor who claims not to “understand” Shakespeare, but proves herself to be a better, more ingenious Puck than Robin Goodfellow himself, magically transforming my broadcast bed into an Enchanted Forest, turning Master Liam’s wooden horse into a mythological sex machine, and then flying through the air with faerie wings (watch the after-party clips to witness the enchantment). Additional thanks to Pr. Max (whose revolutionary publications are now being featured in a fabulous 14-page spread in Richardson Magazine) and to the entire Bonobo Gang of merry fools for love and faerie wizards who make this madness possible.
Daisy Cruz: This gorgeous Speakeasy virgin has barely earned her faerie wings, which is all she ends up wearing when she flutters up to the stage, riding the horse naked a la Lady Godiva through the Enchanted Forest, her long dark tresses barely covering her wet dreamy nakedness.
Jackie Avalon: Crowned in a garland of flowers and robed in a Grecian tunic (most appropriate, being that Shakespeare’s original Midsummer Night’s Dream is set in and around ancient Athens), lovely Jappy Jackie starts slow, but soon goes buck wild on board not only the Sybian, but she also gets it from the wooden horse—in both doggystyle and missionary positions–once she slaps a Trojan on its rock hard rod, enacting the love scene between Faerie Queen Titania and Bottom the Jackass more explicitly than has ever been done before.
Daryl Wright: Second time at the Speakeasy, first time on RadioSuzy1, this wise-cracking stand-up comedian envies the jackass (played by the wooden horse) until sweet Daisy lets him lick faerie powder (Agwa lime salt) off her beautiful breast.
Jaslyn Lee: On her virgin voyage through the Womb Room, this sexy just-turned-21-year-old transwoman proves to us that not only can a tranny ride her sweet arse off on a Sybian, but she can give a better blow job to a dildo horse-cock than most mere mortal maidens can even dream of doing.
Lacey Lawless: Inspired by Lucy Lawless, Lacey is the XXX Warrior Princess of the Faeries in an Elizabeth corset and butterfly wings. And once Lawless goes braless—and bottomless–she gets right to bucking and sucking both the Sybian and the hung-even-bigger-than-the-horse Tee-Reel, getting herself the “grand prize,” a mouthful of his creamy, spermy faerie juice, in the after-party.
Jonni Lynch: A veteran RadioSuzy1 bonobo, when I ask the guests for their wet dreams and fantasies, she tells a tale of the hots she has for her new married boss. To quote the poetic verse she muses on his behalf, “I want to sit on his face and ride his mouth while holding onto his beard.” Our advice to her is to keep her wet dreams and fantasies to herself, and let him make the first move.
Tee Reel: Handsome, debonair and hung even larger than the horse(!), this popular porn star and President of Ideal Image Management enters the Enchanted Forest as a surprise guest. Not just another dude in the corral, once the donkey and Sybian rides are done, this stallion’s own horse-cock becomes the erotic focal point of the faerie princess festival. In the after-party, he performs a death-defying stunt of oral 69 with Cece while hanging from the trapeze and gives the gift of his magical semen to Lacey Lawless, XXX Warrior Princess, putting the “wet” into A Midsummer Night’s Wet Dream….
Weapons of Mass Discussion: William Shakespeare’s Comedy A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Faeries & Fools, Faerie Queens & Asses, Asses as Recurring Theme of A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Nick Bottom Turned Into An Ass, Fools Are Wise Men in Elizabethan Courts, Gender Transitions, Fantasy as Recurring Theme of A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Wet Dreams, Horse Sex Fantasies, Riding Double While Having Sex on a Horse, Jewish American Porn Stars (JAPS), Hormones, Bonobos in the Rainforest
Performance Erotica: Shakespearean Guest Quiz, Riding a Wooden Stallion with a Silver Dildo Representing Bottom the Jackass in A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Lots of Human Asses, Getting Buck Naked & Mounting the Horse à la Lady Godiva, Ingestion of Faerie Juice/Agwa Shots from Faerie-Dusted Nipples & Asses, Panties for The Panty Boy Collection, Lawless Goes Braless, Naked with Wings On, Fresh Hormone Boobs, Spankings, Virgin Sybian Ride, Deep-Throating the Horse Cock Balls Deep, TS Sybian Ride, Adult Play Parlor Sex Toy Giveaways, Real Cock Larger Than Horse Cock, Interracial Sex, After-Party Trapeze Oral 69, Spitting Out Semen, Strap-On Sex with Kinky Eddie Strap-On, Audience Member Masturbation, Naked Hula-Hooping